ERP thread
Daily reminder that Discord is cancer edition
Previous shitpost: >>3468559
>>3471273
>I know what this is about
Juicy :3c
Welp
>>3471083
w-wat do you mea...?
>as I feel your warm lips kissing me, my body felt lighter and my heart started bumping like crazy
>I close my eyes and enjoy your delicious lips that tastes like angels
>I slowly realize that my hands moved on their own and I hug you tight while we still kissing in silence
good night to you all
>>3471312
Is LD being a shitter again?
>>3471173
Usually around 12 i'm lurking, but i might be on later depending on my work schedule.
>>3471178
Right before she knocks out, she mumbles one thing
Good night, Parseeee.
>She starts to snore.
>>3471243
>Peridot rolls her eyes and pops the blue-dong out of her mouth.
Well, as long as you'll let me get back to my computer.
>Without hesitation, Peridot re-positions her head and puckers up.
>She grabs onto her cheeks and pushes them apart, landing a wet kiss on her hole.
>A moment after, Peridot pokes her tongue inside, and starts giving her inner-canal a proper licking.
>The more she licks, the deeper her tongue slips in, bending and pushing around Lazuli's insides.
>She didn't seem to mind.
>She's done a lot worse, probably.
>>3471334
Yeah, pretty much
>>3471337
Oh well; I'll see you whenever fate lets us be together~
>>3471330
going already? well, I guess is late now
nigh
>>3471315
>he loves the feeling of her thumping heart as their chests were tightly packed together. It only encouraged him to make their silent kiss a bit more audible with lightly sloppy wet smacks as their tongues danced off of each other.
I'll show you~
>he smirked as he took her body over to the bed and pinned her down under him, still not letting their lips disconnect for too long
>>3471359
I have to be up in 2 hours for my next shift, or I'd sit around more...
Have a good night.
>>3471350
Give us the deeeets.
I hope you all know the discord does nothing but talk shit about us behind our backs in their secret little club where none of us can see it
From now on, I'm not going to even bother with them, I figured they would change if I gave them time, and I gave them everything
They're corrupt and not even worth having here
The discord needs to fuck off, permanently
You can all meme now, I'm done, feel free to call me a sperg or autist or whatever because I don't like being fucking betrayed, you know, only autistis hate that, normal people love being shit talked behind their back about every little thing they do
>>3471337
I hope to see you later tonight.
>>3471342
>Lapis groans and tosses her head back, dark blue hair flying as she furiously strokes herself off while Peri makes out with her asshole, her inner muscles twitching and clenching, her balls tightening up and her cockhead pulsing as she shoots off
>After the first shot fires straight up in the air and lands in Peri's hair, she roughly grabs the girl's head and points her cock right at her face, spraying the poor thing with half a dozen thick shots of cum, glazing her face like a hot fresh donut
Take it you lil asslicking pervert....mmf...
>She groans and grunts, milking out every drop she can, soaking Peri's pouting face, letting her cock lean forward and rest across her visor, now completely bukkake'd
>>3471404
I wasn't going to until I saw >>3471411 this so i figured I might as well
BRB wall of text incoming
>>3471411
>Secret club
>The link is open to everyone.
Nigga what?
>>3471411
>because I don't like being fucking betrayed
>Leaks DMG IRL Picture not once but twice.
>>3471411
>us
>actually its just you
>>3471433
keemstar.jpg
Dominator is just the Keemstar of erp
Nobody likes em, and we aint getten rid of em
>>3471411
Do you have any proof of this? A pic of their conversation? Anything? Because if not then I doubt someone will believe. Al
>>3471433
Don't forget to lie and paint yourself and your circlejerk to be the good guys, despite how you fucking stab me in the back at every chance you get
>>3471480
we shit on him just as much as you guys do
>>3471491
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>no replies last thread
What is ERP listening to?
>>3471480
Note that barkley in this cap is the same person as your reliable and trustworthy Ryuko who never lies, right?
>>3471415
>Peridot patiently waits for her to finish, tongue still planted in her rump.
>She opens her mouth to catch some cum, and catch some she does.
>After she's done, Peridot slides her tongue back into her mouth and gulps down the sperm she caught.
Salty, as expected. Can you get your phallus out of my face now, Lazuli? You've already taken up a lot of my time.
>She brings a finger up, and slides it across her cheek, lining it with cum.
>She slides it in her mouth and licks it clean.
>Peridot rolls her eyes again and grabs the semi-erect member resting on her face, slowly licking cum off the bottom of it.
Or do you want me to clean you afterwards?
Ugh. What a mess you made. Even the smell will take days to wash off... I hope it was worth it.
>>3471491
didn't you start the discord?
Just end it yourself
>>3471526
>Kate Hoshimiya
What a nigger, goes to discord and not the threads.
>>3471411
Eh, the Discord's pretty fine if you ask me, Dom.
Just relax. If someone's being a sperg, we'll make fun of 'em.
'S all in good fun.
OH AND IT GETS BETTER
the only person in the discord who actually brought light to the fact that they were sperging over a copypasta, was promptly BANNED from the discord
You still think these fucks aren't corrupt?
>>3471524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw
>>3471544
You expect me to take anything you say when you say this shit >>3471526 behind my back?
Get out of my face, lying discord scum
>>3471526
what a monster
Calling a persona meme when they meme like that
who does that?
>>3471546
aka your alt
>>3471548
>rolling in pussy.jpg
>>3471546
Yet you banned me for recommending someone heroes to play in overwatch. Please cry somewhere else.
>>3471546
Wow, so that's why I got banned from the discord
great
>>3471546
You mean you, behind an alt account that Kenny gave you?
>>3471555
BASED
(You)
>>3471404
>>3471453
[Fair warning, this is just me and LD no one else]
Ok, so earlier someone in the main discord server was like "oh boy LD is acting up in thread again" and this was just in relation to the copy pasta Paul posted earlier that some people thought was like his own writing. So in response to this comment on the discord I made some offhand joke like "can we even call Paul a person anymore?" and that was like it for a while.
So later on I'm shitposting as the barkley when Paul Pms me all like "barkley? you're such a meme" and I'm all like "You're one to talk" and we have a semi decent talk for a bit, then he starts to bitch about discord "not getting the facts right" or something and I'm trying to tell him shit like "well give people your side" and stuff like that and finally it escalates to like blatant yelling and he posts a screencap of the joke I made (>>3471526 this one actually, thanks) mentioned above. so like in the discord there are rules that if you get banned you're not allowed to know about the goings on of the server, whether that be through someone sharing screencaps with you or having an alt, so I'm like "ok, I'm gonna share this with Virra (the mod of the main server) because this is a rule violation" so i do. Paul then loses his goddamn mind and keeps saying like I'm a backstabber and treat him like shit and two faced, all of it, and the rest is just a long drawn out convo about how I was never his friend, blatantly told him in thread after he posted those DMG pics that I didn't respect him and wanted nothing to do with him. You know, so we were on the same page. Well after this Paul goes and blocks me, then bans me from his own little server, makes this thread, and continues the meme.
sorry for the wait, had to go back in and edit in all the "Pauls"
>>3471491
don't worry, I did
>>3471530
I'd love a cleanup~
>She quickly rises up from her chair and straddles Peri's face, rubbing her cock and balls all over the cum-glazed gem's face and hair, her smooth sweaty balls further smudging her visor, giggling to herself before sitting down again
Alright, now you may clean me~
>>3471566
Oh, boo, I copied some of your pasta over to the chat.
Is it a crime to paste pastas now?
>>3471273
why do you get so buttmad over strangers talking about you
>>3471605
It sounds like you only made thighs worse by posting screen caps from the discord chat. Which is against the rules, as you should know.
>>3471583
That's not why, you fucking know why you are banned
>>3471578
My alt was banned weeks ago
>>3471584
Sorry, I can't help you there, apparently anyone who says something that makes sense and happens to support me is my alt
>>3471605
And then you literally admit that's a lie at the end of that
Why even type all that then?
>>3471612
No, you act like my friend but look what you do when I'm not looking
>>3471617
see reply to >>3471612
>>3471587
>that kenny gave you
Wat?
>>3471602
Ily
>>3471624
sharing PMs is only against the rules in server, sharing them to other people through PMs isn't something anything can enforce. It is shitty though, so I'll accept that
>>3471635
I'm memeing the meme, but if you want me to go back, screencap all of our chat logs and post it here, please un block me so I can do that
>>3471635
I did nothing but say Mei is based and recommend some characters. Please cry some more somewhere else.
>>3471635
I'm really not sure what you're expecting from people you meet on this website, you just take this way too seriously
it doesn't have to be a soap opera, you're just making it one
>>3471606
>Peridot groans as she 'cleans' her face.
Just wasting time and energy, Lazuli. Typical!
>Her tongue rolls out again and wraps around Lazuli's cock, quickly cleaning most of it.
>After she makes sure that the shaft is finished, Peridot stuffs her tongue back in her mouth and gulps down.
>She grabs the shaft and pushes it away, allowing her to comfortably suck on her blue sack.
Mmff, Hmph.
>>3471635
Relaaax.
I pretend to be everyone's friend. I won't be mad if you make fun of me. I promise. <3
Now calm down, bucko. Have a cold one.
>>3471652
>Cuts all the connected parts of your outfit off
>>3471635
Aye dom. send me an email with your skype name, ill add you to the erp-skype group
[email protected]
>>3471681
>have a cold one
>implying Paul can drink
>>3471681
>have a cold one
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE ISN'T OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK
>>3471685
S-stop! Don't look at me now!
>>3471635
what the actual hell do you want?
You're friendless Nue at this point.
>take a call for a half hour and come back
and so it begins again
>>3471661
I'm doing you all a favor, you guys should know by now that the discord is a viral cancer on this community, eventually it's going to kill it
If I have to be the martyr, so be it
>>3471681
I like you
I don't trust you, but you're okay anyway
>>3471708
>Begins to gently caress her head
>>3471716
Save us papa!
>>3471724
W-what do you want?! I-is it my body you're trying to get because it's working.
>>3471722
nothing for me? damn :c
>>3471722
Hey, LD. can I get a link to your discord?
>>3471743
Oh ill give you drama
>in your pussy
>>3471732
Don't encourage this dead meme
>>3471722
>doing us a favor
Please don't.
Ever.
>>3471681
That was wonderful~
Time to pass out....you can go back to shitposting or whatever
>She bends down and gives Peri a smooch on the gem, before fluttering off onto the roof of the barn to snooze
(For real this was awesome and I'm about to pass out. I'm pretty sure I ERPed for almost 8 straight hours today)
>>3471754
that's rude, my pussy is no place for drama
>>3471716
>I-I only see the bad stuff xd
>It's always LD's fault even tho he's just point out the obvious
It must be fun being that blind, you never have to worry about being wrong when you lie to yourself
Hey discord is calling, they want their cancer back
>>3471743
You're not worth anything
>>3471732
>>>/Discord/
>>3471750
Not now
>>3471722
LD call a bit. Corruption in everywhere. Just ignore the discord and that's it.
>>3471754
ROLLING AROUND IN THE DRAMA
>>3471732
It's already too late. If I had posted a minute earlier...this woulda all just happened in a different thread. Here are some breasts, though. I hope they bring you happiness
>>3471762
You did good, sorry I couldn't finish with you earlier
>>3471773
Well there goes my offering
>>3471773
Dammit, I was gonna say that to you earlier and didn't :/ now I look like a big loser!
>>3471722
I don't give a fuck about the discord, so please shut your mouth
Ah yeah time for some late night thread pos-Nope nope nope nope nope nope no no no no no no no
>>3471722
I'm not even in any of the discords and I can already tell that they aren't the problem.
You people that fancy yourselves as the greater good are hilarious. You're just making yourself look stupid.
>>3471783
Where are some Kallen breast that you promised me that I can squeeze?
>>3471762
THE END
(Ey, glad you had fun. Now go get some rest you weakling. IT'S NINE IN THE MORNING AND I DIDN'T SLEEP ALL NIGHT! H A H A !)
>>3471773
>LD going up against Ainz
Dis gon b gud
>>3471783
They do.
>Faps silently.
>>3471797
KEK
>>3471785
I don't even know why virra gives you any chances to rejoin the discord. If I ever see you back there, you're getting spammed to death you nigger.
>>3471742
I just want to see that cute face of yours blush~
>The give her a peck on the cheek
>>3471773
Don't talk to Ainz like that, he's good people. I get your vendetta against the Discord dudes but Ainz is super devoted and helpful on here, too. The number of threads and themes he's responsible for are just a fraction of that.
>>3471773
Listen. I don't care *who* is part of it. Only that once again, shit that should be settled in *private* is dragged into the *public* threads. Did I mention your name? No. I don't really care who's involved or what it's about. Only that once again, another shitstorm has erupted.
Just why? Why is no one capable of dealing with this crap in pm? This is the last you'll hear from me LD. Maybe think on why you are always at the epicenter of these disasters.
We wouldn't be having this retarded discussion right now if the guy who made the other thread was just 20 seconds earlier with posting the link.
>>3471836
Hey, Ainz.
>>3471795
Good
Maybe I'll let you clog it with a cock later
>>3471791
What offering?
>>3471817
He never did, it was a lie, you know?
You're a prime example of why I'd never go back there
>>3471797
You're late, mind setting some facts straight or are you going to go hide again as usual?
>>3471836
He's also Virra 2.0
He's got his own circlejerk
>>3471841
PMs don't exist on 4chan, and I hope you know that I'm banned from every circlejerk here anyway
>>3471857
The skype group that i posted a bit back
>>3471851
We could ignore the guy instead of feeding him.
>>3471857
Can't you just simple ignore the discord? Can't you just simple stop posting and stop digging deeper the hole you are already in?
>>3471857
Check your skype ;)
>>3471857
>discord is a problem to me
>so it should be a problem to everyone
>they talk shit about us behind our backs
>but mostly just me
>anons openly talk shit about discord people
Whats wrong again? why are we mad at them?
I think I've done my part, friends, gonna shower and watch the Raimi Spider-man movies, all two of them!
Night suckers, wade in my shit
>>3471857
>mind setting some facts straight
You're mad at Virra and her discord and you're making sure everyone knows about it.
I'm just going to stay out of this one. I just wanted to memepost
>>3471857
What's your skype?
>>3471857
>He's got his own circlejerk
Both in the threads and the Discord.
>>3471897
Can I get a tour bus?
>>3471857
Hi LD. I'm not involved with these threads at all so I don't have a name to really refer to you as. However I've been in a strangely similar boat and I'd like to share some advice if you're interested.
My email is [email protected]
>>3471800
4U
>>3471815
Peace and good faps be upon you my son.
>>3471836
That's very sweet anon, I'm glad you enjoy the themes. It's just trying to counteract my monday to thursday blogposts. Would lewd more If I could.
>>3471897
>I just wanted to memepost
Please continue.
>>3471875
I don't use skype
>>3471880
But then the discordfags wouldn't be able to blame me for all their shitposting
>>3471889
They're shit
>>3471897
You could have prevented this you know
I wanted to tell everyone we've been talking together for awhile now but you just want to stay out of everything, you could have helped me you know, but it's never your problem
>>3471915
Burch, this is no time for games.
>>3471893
>Raimi Spider-Man
Ew.
Peace, Sir Charles.
>>3471935
I have no idea who that is but I am genuinely not from these threads.
It's a long story.
>>3471934
They're probably staying out of it because you're autistic as fuck and you'll drag them down with you.
>>3471917
Have you set a date for the next masquerade ball?
>>3471917
>Parsee grabs Kallen's breast, lightly caressing them before kissing them lightly.
>>3471951
Boco?
>>3471982
Sorry, friend. Not a tripfag.
You're on the right path though.
>>3471968
>Hugs and cuddles.
>>3471993
Reliable Ecchi Deliverer? I can't remember if he uses a trip or not.
>>3471934
>they're shit
Then why would we like you any better?
Why defend shit from shit?
>>3471934
Dude. skype is the shit
>>3472004
No idea who that even is.
I'll give you a hint: you'd only have any semblance of who the fuck I was if you used to frequent roleplay threads on /co/ a long time ago.
Just stop replying. Is not that hard. There is even a hide option
Can someone just make a cringe video of dominator already?
>>3471934
>they're shit
>so let me just constantly derail threads because that'll show everyone how not shit I am in comparison to THEM
this is a trainwreck
>>3472027
Redwood!
>>3472027
>implying I fucking browse /co/
>>3471968
I hadn't thought about it to be honest. I wouldn't mind us doing another one, however I think it best to space it out a bit. Maybe make it a monthly or bi-monthly affair. Just a little something to clean the air. I'm glad people enjoyed it.
Some time soon I'll have to see what kinda ideas anons want turned into themes for later. All I have in reserve right now is the penis inspection day and asylum gone mad themes.
>>3471979
Enjoy them little adorable Parsee. I promise to bring kallen around in full soon.
>>3472004
>R.E.D
That's a name I haven't heard since my anti-spiral trip fag days on /v/. Good times
>>3471979
>>3472053
>Goes in a box and waits for Kallen to return. In the mean time i type up another scenario for anon to roleplay with Parsee. This time the theme will be hatesex.
>>3472062
I don't know you, anything you'd have to say to me you could say here anyway
>>3472035
I'm not trying to be better than them
I had a bit of false hope that she'd be here, but whatever
It's hopeless anyway
>>3471939
hey man the first two were good!
Not as good as a spider-man film should be but good, and better than the Webb films atleast
>>3471997
Uwah!
>She hugged back happily and nuzzled
>>3472053
Well I didn't really get to join the last one, so I was just wondering. I didn't make it, sorry! Then again, I don't need an occasion to roll out a new ava.
I also have a lot of Nurse Miku images, I'd make sure to fully enjoy penis inspection day~
>>3472132
>The kid plants a smooch on her cheek and gets up before helping her to get up.
Just a little kiss for mama~.
>>3472121
It's a throwaway email. Presumably you'd use one yourself.
This is faggy as hell but I'd prefer to send one big paragraph in private.
Posting it in the open would just devalue it.
>>3472164
THE MEME IS BACK
And now some more lewd to hopefully get us back on track.
>>3472105
HATESEX! I LOVE IT.
Parsee you're a genius.
>>3472132
That's a damn shame! Well, we can see about scheduling one sometime next month. It all depends on what the other anons and avas think. Someone will have to pass the idea amongst the discords for me.
Nurse Miku would be great! I was planning on trying to get ahold of a few other nurses for saturday to do it. One more is always a plus!
>>3472164
>does a happy dance
are we ready to get frisky?
>>3472202
I want to fill frisk and chara with copious amounts of determination
>>3472215
Frisky, I like that
I come back after some time away from you fucks are you're still getting upset over the same shit?
You guys really have nothing better to do than be on here day in day out complaining about your cancer typefucking circlejerk do you?
I've said this before and I'll say it again. Go out, do something, get a life, better yourself.
Pretty much anything is better than doing this sad excuse for social interaction.
>>3472228
And I like you!
>>3472168
Go ahead then
>>3472239
Is it time to boogie?
>>3472164
Awe, well thank you!
>She smiled warmly and patted his head gently
>>3472185
I was looking forward to it too.
Saturday? I wouldn't be able to make it, then. I'm attending a funeral on Saturday.
>>3472235
Welcome back, bud. Doubt it's welcome but I missed ya.
>>3472230
>Presses his hands against her bare ass.
>>3472275
Hope you are doing well!
>Watches the thread discreetly
>>3472288
Link's sister?
>Blake
>>3472306
greninja?
>In this thread, turbocuck/autist cries about muh betrayal
>>3472275
That's a shame. My condolences. Please tell the deceased to send me his resume... Well, I'll figure something out for this weekend. Maybe put the inspection day off for a bit.
>>3472263
We should be getting frisky in here
>>3472288
You're more than welcome to miss me.
After all I'm the only one here who's dropping truth bombs on these safe space idiots by telling them their excuse for sexual activities is just sad and is a social death sentence
>>3472350
Lol
>>3472263
Did so
>>3472350
This.
ERP'ing automatically puts you on the autism spectrum and i l mean the only thing these guys can have to a relationship is here so they have to deal with seeing their "waifu" get fucked by a bunch of 12 year old girls with giant cocks or whatever other degenerate shit they're into.
>>3472370
No fucking spoilers
>>3472299
Well I'm doing better, let's just say!
>>3472351
Her resume, and I'll pass the message along~ If you'd do that, that would be great honestly.
>>3472409
For once this guy is actually legit
lmao
>>3472335
>The ninja disappears from view
>>3472440
He is literally talking about you
>>3472440
Vino's always great though.
>>3472385
You know I've been at this awhile
You are right, the don't change
luckily though, the circlejerk here is somewhat separated from the threads, so it's somewhat tolerable
>>3472448
He's talking about ERP in general
>>3472462
When are we gonna fuck?
Well, I'm off erp. Have one more lewd before I go and hopefully this will be cleared up by morning.
>>3472431
Sure thing Miku, consider it done.
>>3472489
Get in line.
>>3472489
You do you. Just thought I'd throw my two cents in.
I know I should've jumped ship way before I ended up doing so.
>>3472508
Dominator#1543
We need to talk, and I'm sure you'd rather keep it private
>>3472524
How long is the line?
>>3472525
You're not wrong
>>3472545
He finally stop sperging out.
>>3472508
Thank you Papa Bones! If you need to talk about it more or about whatever really, my discord is Hatsune Miku39#4045
>>3472545
Well there's a fairy, maybe a hashihime, all sorts of weird japanese critters, and a redhead. At least.
>>3472579
now discord has taken Miku. we're doomed
>>3472606
You idiot
>>3472584
Yesss~
>>3472606
We still have Iowa and Parsee
>>3472624
Darker red.
>>3472606
Miku isn't on the discord server.
>>3472632
Iowa is on Discord.
>>3472606
Haha, still not using the chat
>>3472632
>We still have Iowa and Parsee
Hate to tell you, but...
>/erp/ discord is ALL of discord
dont use it or ill say mean things about you anonymously
>>3472632
Why am I on this list?
>>3472642
There's nothing wrong with discord since I use that for private session instead of emal.
>>3472645
......
>stands in shade
Is there anyone that isn't on the discord?
I wish I could cuddle with everyone.
>>3472736
Yeah
>>3472736
I'm not, but I'm not really relevant at the moment either.
>>3472742
I wish I were popular
>>3472768
Do you not literally run the place?
>>3472791
There are 3 discord anon.
>>3472791
The guy you're thinking of is Virra
or Bill cypher or some other anime shit
I don't care about him
Discord?
>>3472818
>Blake
>>3472818
Discord?
HOLD UP
>>3472836
HOL' UP
>Smacks lips
I can't believe I'm missing dank late night ld sperging at work. Just kill me now.
where did the porn go fuck
>>3472864
lets make it bb
>>3472842
Mine's got like 5 people in it
I only even use discord for PMs now
>>3472860
>Kills you
>you like this
>>3472864
RIGHT HERE
>Sucks your boner
>>3472846
WE DEM BOIS*
>>3472864
Porn papa left
Currently making up genders here.
Give me some good ones
>>3472878
Don't see how that makes a difference but sure.
SO... WE LIKE.... AUUUUUUHMMMMM.. WE BE SOME FINNA.. UHH *smacks lips profusely* EHEHEHE NOMSAYN? WE LIKE SOME KINDA, UH, SUE SIDE SQUAD OR SOME SHIT?
>>3472874
slowly
>>3472878
>Cums out small pandas
>>3472910
Cork.
>>3472910
You discord couldn't come up with anything?
have you tried Styrofoam, I like that one, I'd sexually identify as styrofoam
>>3472931
>moans fuckingly
Great RP, Let's do this again sometime
>>3472984
Wanna shitpost with me so we can burn up the image limit for this shitty thread?
I will now leave the dom forums!
>>3473028
dom... forums... alright, that'll be the next OP
we are no longer ERP we are the dom forums
>>3473019
I only have so many images to shitpost with.
>>3473057
But you can use memes too
>>3473053
Might as well be dom threads!
>>3473065
I can, but should I?
>>3473109
Yes
Lel
>>3473148
Oh shit!
>>3473133
>>3473190
>Someone searched up Shinmai
>>3473171
>>3473176
[spoiler]Different server, not dealing with this shit on mine.[/spoiler]
>>3473309
huh, I actually liked you guys though
Did Virra make you do it?
>>3473202
M-maybe I did but why would you care!
>>3473316
Want images?
>>3473335
Oh no thanks I can get my own. But if you want to give me some I won't object
>>3473349
>UID increased
You swap what you're on?And alright then.
>>3473357
Internet dropped for a bit do went to posting from mobile. Thank you Maria-san.
>>3473386
Alright then, you have fun.
>>3473428
(Hello again, my white haired friend.)
i cant sleep, does anyone want a hug
>>3473386
>Have a this though.
>>3473443
>Hey Berserker.
>>3473481
>I forget some people use this as OOC, I see it normally used as action text.
>How're you tonight, and everyone else?
>>3473480
I need one... I'm at the points where I'm tired enough to feel... sad
>He brings you into a tight embrace.
>>3473480
After tonight I could use a few
>>3473490
>A fair few will use it.
>And I'm doing well, mostly lurking as I usually do.
>>3473505
>Holds you close as well
>>3473505
>Hugs the DMG
>>3473505
I'd give you endless hugs and never let go...
>>3473512
>Hugs the anon close
>>>3473514
Hugs the Panda wishing she could fug the panda
>>3473521
>Hugs the overly lovey anon
Shh. Don't tell the others. But you're my favorite.
>>3473511
>Glad to hear you're doing well!
>Same, I saw a friendly face and decided to pop in.
>Though my hope is slowly fading here.
>>3473533
>Could totally fug the DMG since it seems the Kurisu has abandoned the Kenny
>Except it's 3 in the morning
>>3473533
E-eh? You know who I am?
>>3473504
>the anon hugs you tightly, gently patting your back
i'm sorry to hear that. i hope you feel better. maybe you should try getting some sleep so you'll feel better? either way, i hope you feel better and have a good day/night
>>3473505
what happened? if you dont mind telling me, ive been asleep for 4 hours. regardless of the reason though, here's a hug
>the anon wraps his arms around you in a warm embrace, rubbing your back
try to feel better, alright? i hope you have a good day/night
>>3473545
I can dream of the day I play with that fluffy Panda booty.
One of these days... One of these days
>>3473546
I know who everyone is.. Tots not bluffing.
>>3473541
>Well the Ilya from HG has shown up again so you can pop in and visit them if you see them, but as for the one here I still haven't seen any sign.
>>3473563
Bunch of drama I don't want to leak here. No need to muddy the waters here with stuff people don't care about.
Thanks for the hug tho
>>3473569
>I'm not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of the HG crew.
>>3473564
Silly.
>>3473585
>That's fine, quite a few can be complete cunts but there are plenty who are nice as well.
>>3473593
>I believe that's just human nature in a nutshell.
>>3473584
that's alright, i just thought it might have been something i missed.
>the anon hugs you close for a few more seconds before releasing his grasp
i'm sorry you have to deal with all that bogusness. i'm sure things will get better, so do your best and try to have a good day/night. and thanks for the hug, it was nice
>>3473563
Thank you anon. I hope you have a nice day/night as well
>>3473593
D-do I count as part of the HG crew?
>>3473600
Well I hang out there every so often. It would be nice to chat with a friendly face
>>3473600
>Mhmm, sadly they'll find one flaw and shit on you for an entire thread and maybe even continue it indefinitely sometimes.
>>3473581
SO. CUTE
>>3473588
YOU'RE FUCKING SILLY
>>3473610
I'll be okay. nothing life or death. but I will sleep now. <3
>>3473619
>I don't know how people keep up with HG threads.
>The catalog is slammed with them, I get lost easy.
>>3473621
>Lovely.
>>3473624
Sorry if I was being boring, maybe chatting on Discord would be better than email next time
Good night
I heard tomoko got banned from discord again, is that true?
>>3473636
Dark Magician Girl#3213
>>3473632
She's right there are alot of nice people in HG Lenny And Garnet/Ramathal both come to mind as well ass Maria and squid.
But yeah. what sucks is that the thread will be dead and as soon as I look away for a minute the next thread is already full of entries.
>tfw was about to introduce a new ava.
>Thread is dead
Guess I'll try tomorrow.
>>3473619
>Maybe, you go into both threads like Parsee and I, as well as quite a few others who shall not be named.
>>3473632
>You can deal with it by simply ignoring it.
>>3473632
Don't worry so much about it. Some people can bite pretty hard, but you learn to deal with it at some point.
>>3473671
Good morning.
>>3473664
>That's very unfortunate, especially for me.
>I tend to get distracted easily.
>>3473671
>I suppose that would be the easiest way.
>>3473672
>Mn, perhaps I'll post one day.
>Perhaps I'll lurk for 6 months like I did here.
>>3473672
Hey Godot.
>>3473688
>Do as you want and don't let other's control you... Well unless that's what you want and likely from Ilya.
>>3473688
Now the question is how things are in six months because things can change drastically.
>>3473707
Having a wonderful evening i presume?
Also the thing of ignoring things is easy for you to say.
>>3473707
>I nor agree or disagree to the Illya statement.
>>3473717
>Most likely the same, very little has changed with these threads.
>New faces, same issues.
Lurkers reveal yourselves
>>3473717
It's okay I guess, and yep it really is easy for me because I don't give a flying fuck what people think of me.
>>3473740
>Well she technically is Berserker's master and will be commanding him in some way.
>>3473593
>Quite a few can be compete cunts
Sup?
I AM GOING TO MAKE ERP GREAT AGAIN
>>3473763
A prime example of one of the nicest people you'll meet is right here~
Hey Izaya you massive cunt of a man.
>>3473758
>... I totally did not pick berserker for that reason.
>/nervous cough
>>3473785
>Such a silly servant you are Berserker~
>>3473800
>I am not silly!
>Just a gentle giant.
>>3473740
Yeah thats pretty well explained.
>>3473747
I should think more like that.
>>3473763
Heyo.
>>3473813
>Though, if I may be honest.
>Even through the issues, this place has been nice.
>Everything that happens always subsides, and people get along for awhile.
>It's these golden moments I enjoy the most to see unfold.
>>3473763
>Hello, face I am unfamiliar with!
>>3473807
>A gentle giant who's... GOING TO GET A HUG FROM THE LOLI SUCCUBUS!
>Jumps up and hugs the monolith of muscle.
>>3473813
It's not for everyone though, as they can't help it.
>>3473840
>The Berserker swings it's right arm over, using it as a ledge for the tiny one to stand upon.
>OOC, yet still IC hugs are best type of hugs.
>>3473822
It is indeed also one of the best moments. People here are usually nice. But dang it can turn salty as soon as a storm brews up.
>>3473840
Agreed. But it can always be worse.
>>3473878
>It is sad, but it is to be expected.
>No one will ever be able to tolerate everyone.
>No matter how hard we try.
>>3473871
>Yes, yes they are~
>>3473878
Mhmm, could be hoshi with the mind state of Bolin.
>>3473908
>>3473890
Yeah, there will always be someone who dislikes someone.
>>3473908
>
>>3473908
hot
>>3473908
>Hm, perhaps I should not be berserker till Illya returns, but who to be?
>>3473923
>Indeed, quite sad.
>>3473913
>fuck, fuck, FUCK, FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
>Also be careful not to mistake Rias Gremory for her, you'd be surprised how many do that.
>>3473923
Oh it gets better... What if they looked like Luffy?
>>3473947
What's hot?
>>3473953
I don't really give a fuck about that. Its the inside that matters.
>>3473953
Your previous gif
>tfw infatuated
>>3473950
>Someone you find yourself comfortable with playing really.
>>3473958
Yeah, it's just an added extra to make it worse.
>>3473961
>Ah okay then, why not post this since there'll be a Mio here soon.
>>3474008
(Oh my goodness Maria... I couldn't find this in a small enough file size to use so thank you!!!)
>>3474008
>I could use a previous ava.
>Before I disappeared for irl stuff.
>Dont worry I was no one important.
>>3474016
>No problem... But I wonder how you'll deal with the curse~
>>3474023
>I probably don't know who you were if you were someone in here from /b/, wasn't around at that point.
>>3474031
>I was around for /b/
>This ava was used in /trash/
>I'm not good at hiding stuff, I was Yang Xiao Long
>Only for about a week, then irl destroyed me.
>>3474008
Oh well enough about mixing persons. I have stuff to do. See ya later or something.
>>3474042
And pic.
>>3474041
>Yang Xiao Long
Dark Link is that you?
>Blake
>>3474045
>No because Dark hates me for "Stealing his character."
>>3474041
>Ah that would have been nice to see. Hopefully the irl troubles weren't too bad.
>>3474056
>They're mostly all sorted now, hence why I'm starting to come back a bit more now.
>Feels good.
>>3474042
Bye bye Gody.
>>3474068
>I couldn't not post that image when I heard Yang.
>And that's certainly good to hear.
>>3474078
>Heh, I don't blame you.
>Yep yep, hopefully it'll stay that way for a long time.
>>3473975
With who? You can tell us. We can keep a secret.
>>3473975
I know that feeling.
>>3474091
>I hope so too, just be sure to enjoy yourself.
>>3474135
>Aye aye captain.
(The temptation to start tonight is so great but I'm so tired...)
>>3474169
>Well time for me to return to lurking, see ya Berserker.
>>3474190
>Likewise, my loli comprade.
>Till next time.
>>3474179
rude
>>3474190
>Smooches before you lurk
Dead?
>>3474326
So yeah ded. Nice big double D from dead while no D's are around here
>>3474337
extreme ded zone
>>3474352
It's bare to the bone here
>>3474352
Stop it, sans. Go back to being a cute Asian.
Would it be okay to play Mako Reizei or would I get banned for loli?
>>3474337
At least the HG funtimes posting is over.
>>3474370
Just skip using NSFW, or just crop images
>>3474370
Don't post anything unsafe and you'll be fine
>>3474372
Hello mecha.
>>3474378
Hello friend
>>3474383
How're you today?
STRANDING.
>>3474385
Just got home, so tired, but just another day at the horse races.
You?
>>3474394
My bed is screaming at me, my stomach is screaming at me, but I don't want to sleep.
>>3474372
Mecha activated!
>>3474389
In in the shadows of love!
I'm getting ready for the heartaches to come.
>>3474401
I'll be up for a few more hours just to unwind, probably, but I know that latter feel. All I got is fucking ramen... taking a lot to not just steal my roommate's leftover pizza.
>>3474404
MECHA KENZAN
>>3474415
Don't do it, don't be that roommate.
>>3474405
Don't you see me standing in the shadow of love.
Just trying my best to get ready for the heartaches to come.
>>3474419
Don't worry senpai I'll be good
Okay boys, should I get some Mcdonalds breakfast or cook up a frozen pizza? I've been up all night so don't give me that shit. I'm starving
>>3474431
Good machine, that'll do.
>>3474437
Frozen pizza
>>3474437
Pizza obv.
>>3474421
I want to run but there's nowhere to go
'Cause heartaches will follow me, I know
Without your love, the love I need
It's the beginning of the end for me
I wish ___ would show up
>>3474461
Death.
>>3474461
Mango.
>>3474461
Elphelt
>>3474465
You rang?
>>3474461
My wife's son.
What's /ERP/ listening to?
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=O_JRm6TjFsY&feature=share
>>3474439
>Slaps ass
>>3474520
Northernlion playing Overwatch
>>3474535
>twitch streamers
>Overwatch
Holy cancer Batman
>>3474542
>twitch
I watch his shit on youtube nerd, I literally never go to twitch.
I can't help the egg makes for good background noise.
>>3474520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQPxx99KZck
>>3474535
>Northernlion overwatch
>Meanwhile me with Northernlion Gungeon
...
>>3474535
>Not watching Let's play the binding of isaac episode 943.
>>3474555
If you lewded I'd fuck you
>>3474557
I save his Isaac runs for breakfast, silly Shark!
>>3474520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4A0TkNo-7w
>>3474562
I do, just not as Maria~
>>3474572
I wonder if I've fucked maria before
>>3474572
I swear I saw you lewd as maria like a long time ago...
>>3474579
Possibly.
>>3474581
In hg I did for a bit.
>>3474595
Why'd you stop? Maria a cute.
>>3474595
Huh, i just started doing the HG thing like... last week on occasion, I have not lewded that thing yet... yet.
>>3474603
/hga/ plus a few other things made me stop it.
>>3474611
And I don't erp that often.
>>3474610
Depends on what you gonna get at Mcdonalds. If you're getting mcchickens then I'd call them above a generic pizza, anything burger related since mcdonalds can't in to anything not chicken meat, get the pizza.
>>3474625
Said frozen pizza is the Tostino's cheap $1 pizza so it's absolute shit. It'll be the breakfast menu, so I'm assuming you meant chicken biscuit, but yes, I'd be getting that.
Tombstone is objectively the best frozen pizza brand, and following is Jimmy's frozen pizzas
>>3474624
Why not lewd with her here then?
>>3474624
Well from what Ive lurked you can do cute and obscenely lewd both well so I will look for you next time i have interest in tail... or if you ever bring Maria for that.... back to lurking till the p5 stream
>>3474650
Because of a few other reasons people constantly complain about but I don't care because I find it funny how people don't want someone doing something they don;t like and demand a change.
>>3474654
I do try, and Maria won't be out for lewd.
>>3474648
All frozen pizza is shit.
>>3474654
>no dual audio confirmed.
Sasuga Atlus. I can't play these super Japanese games with dubs, it feels awkward. I ain't even a purist that way, it's just like playing Dota and having people speak English instead of Russian. Just doesn't feel right.
>>3474701
HAVE YOU SEEN THE JAPANESE VOICES? Meanwhile morgana is the robot from space dandy... so they are trying I guess... no Luna mind you
>>3474711
But I can't hear voices.
>>3474669
Hey, how is Jun?
>>3474778
Good, having to rebuild folders though so they won't be on for a while still.
>>3474669
Tsk.
>>3474813
Oh damn that sucks. Well as long as everything is fine otherwise.
>>3474826
Come on Zest-kun...
>>3474832
[email protected]
Yeah should be good, but this was made just in case.
Hello ladies.
>>3474883
>Parsee is so desperate for Elizabeth she picks up booker
>>3474863
Well its totally cool. I don't lewd through mail but much appreciated.
>>3474901
Parsee's asleep you nignog.
>>3474473
MANGO SENTINEL
Come on wake up thread!~
Any lurkers wanna get their shit rocked?
Shut up lol
>>3475045
Savage
>>3475045
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
>>3475026
Come back later I need sleep
>>3475026
>shorts
>red hair
>cow tits
Man id rail that
>>3475026
>grinds his thick, fat and large erection through the bed covers against your already grinding crotch, letting you feel that stiffness.
I am awake!
>>3474960
can i have a hug
>>3475063
B-but Basara...
>>3475068
(Later on when I'm not dead tired)
>tfw no claudia to make sweet sweet yandere love to
>>3475077
BAKA UNKO
Okay i'm back from the restart, fucking around with Win10 stuff now.
NotBad/11
>>3475091
No get back to bed good night.
>>3475111
>tfw almost thought it was Index
>>3475119
O-okay Onii-chan.
>>3475119
Fucking savage.
>>3475246
Fuck why did this make me laugh
Don't die on me!
>>3475277
>Tries to fiddle with the box to get it open
>>3475279
NIAAAA
>Anon throws him self to hug her
>>3475278
What a cutie.
Mind if I make a new thread now?
>>3475286
Hey there! What's got you so excited?!
>>3475338
You, I miss Nia when she isnt here!
>>3471548
Diego
>>3475278
hot
