Hg thread: Memes edition part II
AND THE WINNER IS...
>>3469739
Just your simple high school student, leader of a gang, Kida.
>>3469796
Yes, that is very good.
>She points at her.
My name is Kaga, your name is?
>>3469767
FUCK!!!!
>>3469786
COngratulation Makina!
Thanks for hosting.
>>3469786
Congratulations, Mushmouth! Looks like you're stronger than I thought!
>>3469730(Raven)
You try dying millions of times with hardly and progress and then tell me you've kept your sanity. I don't think you need me to tell you the definition of what makes insanity, well, insanity.
>>3469736(Chi-tan)
Uh...oh! Say Subaru!
>>3469759(Policeman)
But you can't do that to someone that's innocent!
>>3469721
My dying had nothing to do with you expecting me to win. In that case, I didn't fail you. All you said was to not prove you wrong, and I didn't prove that you didn't expect me to win.
>>3469745
But it's good exercise, some that not everybody gets, and fewer can handle.
>>3469751
Yeah, I didn't know you were so into cross-dressing.
>>3469801
would Garnet lie to you?
>>3469779
Isn't the point of a beauty contest to look?
>>3469732
Something!
>>3469739
I knew that!
>>3469786
Congrats, you definitely earned this one, Makina!
>terribly scribbled confetti falls from the ceiling
>>3469732
You gotta earn this ass!
>>3469830
Just don't be too harsh...
>>3469730
>>3469823
I've only seen a small handful that 'survived' the transition, let alone remembered. And with as much as she got in to? I didn't mind.
>She sighs wearily
...I need to go work on my tank. Again...
>>3469786
Hm. Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
Be seeing you lot.
>>3469738 (Top tier Fate/Stay)
Sounds dangerous. What do you do, kill atheists?
>>3469773 (Jack Frosturu)
Well, apparently Michiru is alive. So, I'm quite happy. She doesn't remember me though. So that's something to work on.
>>3469780 (2nd Best Synth)
You have to call me Mr. Yamato~
>>3469804
I don't think "simple high school students" run gangs Kida.
>>3469786
Another win for my girl Makina. You're already better at this than I am.
>>3469830
You're a really bad liar. Forget it, do anything interesting lately?
>>3469791
There's not,but lifeforms who strive for it ultimately walk down the path of their own destruction.
>>3469823
I hate the fact that you're right....
>Jasper
>>3469814
Chi.
>>3469822
Subaru. Suuubaru.
Chi, Subaru. Subaru, Chi.
>>3469833
Chi!
>>3469833
That's a nice looking winscreen you made there! Thanks for all your hard work, Mememan.
>>3469738
It's fun
>>3469738
Airi has been haunting me. Also I found someone to bring to Homecoming.
>>3469664
Y-You really think those were real guns!? Here I thought it was just special effects... Way to be looking out, Makina!
>>3469702
...
You know, where I'm from, turning criminals into Swiss cheese is usually the last resort, not the first one.
>>3469715
Oh my goodness, are you all right? What happened to "I won't falter or anything"?
>>3469833
You won another game already? You're really good at this Makina! Congratulations.
>>3469849
Hee-what ya mean she doesn't hee-remember you, ho?
>>3469853
Now say "Subaru is the best!"
>>3469822
Wouldn't be the first time it's happened, buddy.
>>3469842
Buy me pizza or something.
>>3469849
I remembered your name, that's interesting!
>>3469868
>he starts bleeding out his mouth
>>3469882
But I'm Asian...
>>3469849
>>2nd Best Synth
>>only 2nd
>Fuck you just say?
Of course, Mr. Yamato.
>>3469863
well I'm not laughing
so there.
>>3469868
What kind of pussy county is tha- oh us Japan... Well in Russia is different story
>>3469849
I don't think great tacticians sit face down in the water without a means to breath, Yamato
>>3469888
>Whips out phone
What kind?
>>3469823
Where have you been for the past year?
>>3469863
You might as well just ask me to kill myself you're at it.
>>3469876
Chiii? The... best?
>>3469822
I'm sure you died in different ways, and then you accomplish your objective at the end. Sometimes you just gotta throw things at the wall until something sticks.
>>3469833
Adequately done, player and host.
>>3469847
Until next time, then.
>>3469851
There are worse things in the world, Jasper. Consider yourself lucky.
>>3469913
Guess our paths hadn't crossed enough for me to use the eye bleach.
>>3469900
You're just saying that.
>>3469849
>top tier
>no, that would be his wife
Heathens, we cant go around calling them that, Too obvious.
I kid, I just kill mages too dangerous in god's eyes.
>>3469851
Ah well, I suppose you're right, plus you're pretty great already!
>>3469705
Ohhh, you mean that website that everyone seems to use? I ain' got myself anythin' to google with so I don't think I'll be able to figure out what that word is any time soon...
>>3469715
Well it's kinda money from my family, I inherited alluva money dumdum!
>>3469739
>Makina pouts as Yamato-kun pets her.
Dumdum... Yo- I mean it ain' embarrassin' if you want to have a good meal! You can cook as well as Amane-san and Sachi so I don't think leftovers would be alluva big deal you know?
>>3469786
>>3469833
I learned a few tricks in my time! I didn't know my hackin' was gonna be this efficient though... Thanks for givin' me some fun and yay to me!
>>3469868
I'm pretty sure they were real guns Amane-san! He blew up an overpass just chasin' you, you know?
>>3469919
The very best! I'm the best there ever was, is and will be!
>>3469892
We don't discriminate here at HGPD.
>>3469919
Say: Subaru. is. the worst.
>>3469853
If your name is Chi, than that is what you will be called. That is enough with name for now though.
>She draws and arrow and lays it gently on the ground, where it turns into a small A6M.
This is a fighter aircraft, otherwise known as a plane, and more specifically this one is known by the nickname Zero. Did you understand that? This is a Plane, a Zero.
Guys. Junko died of testicular cancer.
Homecoming's canceled.
>>3469823
I don't think I'm handling it that well.
>>3469908
I dunno, nothing spicy, no vegetarian or pineapples.
>>3469930
Don't you have a phone or computer?
Makina best Grisaia girl.
>>3469952
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3469925
to you. please understand.
>>3469923
I don't like how calm you are about that. Seeing someone like you dying over and over might get boring after awhile.
>>3469930
>he gets reaaaally close to you
Hey, what're the chances of you sharing some of that with your favorite friend?
>>3469952
You have no idea how upset I am I missed memesoon games.
>>3469933
>Chi points.
Inky.
>>3469940
The worst? Best, worst...
Chi?
>>3469942
Plane. Zero.
Chi.
>>3469952
Chiii.
>>3469923
They must have, because normally people bust out the eye bleach the second they first look at me.
>>3469946
Homecoming is still a thing?
>>3469965
Why must you hide?
>>3469952
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3469958
Mmmmmmmkay, three meat with extra cheese work?
>Whips out credit card
Anything to drink too?
>>3469872
She knows that she knows me, but all events that took place in the arena seem to be gone. So I'm basically back to just meeting her for the first time.
>>3469888
Ha....never change Eruna. Find and hot babes to assault?
>>3469897
>Curie best synth motherfucker
Aw yeah! Anyway, how's life X?
>>3469907
I was pushed in! I got out right away, don't sweat the details man.
>>3469926
>Fair enough
Mages? Like the fireball chucking enchanting type of mages?
>>3469930
Really? I appreciate that Makina. Regardless, the foods done. Eat up you little black hole.
>He places the plate of food in front of her
>>3469892
Haha... That's just corn syrup, right? You're not actually bleeding, right? I barely even touched you.
>>3469904
Remind me to make a note not to ever visit Russia...
>>3469930
Wasn't that just a stage prop?
>>3469923
Of course i'm lucky! Just look at my glorious balance between muscle and beauty! My physical prowess is truly a sight to behold!
>Jasper
>>3469936
Only going after 2D people is a hate crime! 2D lives matter!
>>3469971
Nope! Subaru. Is. The. Very. best!
>>3469992
>barely even saying anything
nice rp cancer big tittied anime girl
>>3469979
Wait, was it already canceled? Now my joke feels superfluous and stale.
Thanks.
>>3469989
>>Curie
>>ever
>Kys my man.
It's been fine, I suppose. You haven't gotten into any trouble?
>>3469992
>Subaru is completely unresponsive
>>3469981
I'm not hiding
because I'm not Garnet
I'm just a passing-by good samaritan, remember that.
>>3470002
Inky.
>>3470009
Chi!
>>3469992
But is nice place!
>>3469989
Now Marshal forgot is superior...
>>3469986
Root beer, I guess.
>>3469989
I do not "assault"!
I woo! Watch and learn!
>>3469992
Good day let's get married!
>>3470009
That'd be great!
>>3469989
Yes, though they are a lot more powerful then that.
>>3469946
>all that misery and despair she must be feeling
>
>>3469989
Pushed in? You didn't even do anything to try and stop it. What kind of tactician are you to not prepare for every possible situation?
>>3469989
Hee-aw, ho. Well, I hee-hope it turns out good again, ho. Wait, what was your hee-relationship before the hee-mind reboot?
>>3470002
All D lives matter.
>>3470027
Mmmmmmmmmkay.
>Makes a call
Should be about 2 minutes. I know a guy.
>>3470017
>fires missiles to make sure he is dead
>>3469971
I can see you are at least listening.
>She places her hand on the girl's head.
This is hair, it grows from your head.
>Her hand lowers, brushing across her face from forehead to nose to the end of her chin.
All of this is your face, the front of your head and where your eyes are.
>She points at her eyes as she mentions them.
This may all be a bit fast for you, but I trust you aren't completely lost.
>>3470023
I think you're trying to say "handsome".
>>3470040
Except for 5D. Those guys are scumbags for what they've done to us.
>>3470051
>dies from Soviet's extreme hatred
>>3469958
Well uhm... Usually I borrow a phone... I think I'd break it within an instant. It's just a lil' toy thing so I don't think I'd do wise to use one.
>>3469967
>She stares at the dumdum coming closer to her.
I'm not some charity dumdum! That other dumdum cooks for me so I give him money but if you ain' givin' me somethin' I can deal with I don't see a reason to be givin' you money... Geez...
>>3469989
>She starts munchin' down all of the food in a rush.
Thanks for your skillful cookin' Onii-cha-... I mean dumdum!
>>3469992
Amane-san I don't think blowin' up a bridge is a stage prop you know? It seemed a bit dangerous and that's why I was coverin' ya!
>>3470060
>Cheeki Breeki dances in victory
>>3470017
>shakes your body vehemently in an attempt to wake you up
>grabs your hand and checks for a vital sign
>>3470004
M'kay,
>>3470024
Oh from what you've told me it sounds absolutely lovely. How many dead bodies litter the roads exactly?
>>3470027
A shotgun wedding huh? Sounds fun but I don't think that's allowed in this state.
Last call for any host? I'd be happy to go again.
>>3470053
Chi. Hair, head, face.
Chi!
>>3470060
Hand... Handsome? Chii?
>>3470090
Chi.
>>3470016
>FRENCH ACCENT, EAT A DICK
Surprisingly no. Good things have been happening to me strangely enough.
>>3470024
What?
>>3470027
J-jesus christ Eruna. You can't just go for a proposal.
>>3470028
Really? I mean being able to throw Fireballs is pretty powerful. How much stronger can they be?
>>3470036
I just sort of let it happen. It's better to let them have their fun rather than fight the anons.
>>3470037
We kind of had feelings for eachother? I dunno, it's a murky subject I was dating Airi but I still liked Chiru. Thinking about it brings up bad memories so I'm just moving forward.
>>3470072
Hm? What was tha~t? What did you just call me Makina~
>>3470043
I know some guys too, how's that change anything?
>>3470072
They're not that fragile unless you throw one!
>>3470086
Good thing I don't live in the states
>>3469948
I'll give you some time to rest, then. I must be off. Good chatting with you, as always.
>>3469967
Call it calm, call it detached, but I'm fairly good at controlling my emotions. Gets me into a lot less trouble compared to the past...we can talk about that another time, though. I've gotta get going.
>>3469977
Hm. I've seen worse...barely.
>>3470001
Uhh...yeah, your physical prowess sure is something. We can pick it up from there when I'm here next. Don't forget where we were.
*flies off*
>>3470090
Course keep it in this thread though
>>3470060
Truth bomb. Anyways, I gotta get back on my patrol or else Captain Dickson is gonna be riding ass.
>>3470090
Waiting warmly
>>3470098
Just did!
>>3470090
Danka
First 36
>>3470101
Aaaand, here you are.
>Holds out a pizza and a root beer
Enjoy, I'm going to cry myself to sleep. Alone.
>>3470086
Not many. People learn don't fuck with the police or you will get your head blown off faster than you can say, "CУКA БЛЯTЬ"
>>3470098
Let's see how long Eruna lasts. Also I have found someone for Homecoming
>>3470098
Getting pushed around by anyone turns into a problem eventually.
>>3470098
...Hee-who were you dating, ho?
>>3470098
>Not wanting Cait's sexy Irish accent
Oh? Like what?
>>3470123
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3470123
Eruna
>>3470123
Naoe Yamato
>>3470123
Makina Irisu
>>3470123
Kirei Kotomine.
>>3470098
>he tries to think of a good example
summoning cthuhlu powerful?
>>3470108
>Tugs her wizard hat down
>>3470123
X7-10
>>3470123
Eggman-kun
>>3470123
Kida Masaomi
>>3470123
Jack Frost
>>3470123
Gogo's corpse
>>3470123
Komachi
>>3470123
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3470123
Dan the Man
>>3470123
Uber Rayquaza
>>3470096
>She places the plane on the middle of Chi's head.
Where is the plane, Chi?
>>3470123
Kaga
>>3470102
I'll be seeing you then,Raven.
>>3470123
Jasper
>Female
>>3470123
Metallia and the Hundred Knight
>>3470123
Koumoto Akari
>>3470123
Furry porn
>>3470072
I can only offer you one thing and one thing only, and that's to be your meat shield. I've gotten good reviews from Sarah-tan, but she's not here to agree with me on this, so you have to take my word.
>>3470086
...Your hands are really sweaty.
>>3470096
Handsome! That's me!
>>3470102
I'd love to hear the tale of Raven's emotions one day. See you later, and don't do anything I wouldn't do!
>>3470107
Let me out of your car so I can return home. This seat's starting to hurt my ass.
>>3470123
Natsuki Subaru
>>3470123
Jack Spicer
>>3470123
Premier Soveit
>>3470123
White Peak
>>3470123
Shalashasak
>>3470123
D.va unit 02
>>3470123
Dancin Fox
>>3470123
Lonely Policeman
>>3470123
D.Va
>>3470123
Amane Suou
>>3470123
Ririchiyo
>>3470123
Reaper
>>3470124
Thank you! Good night!
>>3470123
Trash pepe
>>3470123
Megumin
>>3470188
Gomenasai
>>3470195
>>3470205
You're a darling. But cruel.
>>3470171
>Chi points to her head.
Inky.
>>3470181
Chi?
>>3470181
>lets you out
>>3470230
No. Try again.
>>3470223
What'd I do?
>>3470230
>Inky.
Why do I get the feeling this is another shitty squid girl ava?
>>3470098
I uhh... called you dumdum! That's what I call you! I think that's alluva names I've given to you, Yamato-kun!
>>3470101
But they are expensive and I don't think I'd have a lotta fun breakin' them over and over... It'd just be sad to see my toys breakin'.
>>3470181
So you'd be like a bodyguard or somethin'? That might help against those dumdums that still chase me... But who's the Sarah-tan you're talkin' about dumdum? Has she already got you hired or somethin'?
>>3470123
Koyomi Araragi
>>3470214
Oh, there's no need to apologize to me.
>>3470115
Oh my god you actually got somewhere. I need to talk some sense into this woman for feeding your horrible desires.
>>3470129
She's stupidly resilient to damage. I'm sure she'll be fi- wait what do you mean by that?
>>3470133
Not necessarily. I've made a few friends through it, also it means people remember me here. Which is kind of heartwarming.
>>3470135
For a short time yes. It was before your time. A lot of people expected it and it was nice but we broke up for an unknown reason.
>>3470136
>Not having a harem of companions
Michiru seems to be alive now. Which is honestly fantastic.
>>3470146
T-that's stupidly powerful. You hunt people like that?
>>3470258
>He pinches her cheeks
Oooooh no. I'm not letting you get away with that. You just tried to call me Onii-chan. Come on, say it again Makina~
>>3470250
Goodnight.
>>3470246
>Chi pats her own head.
Bread.
>>3470251
Chi?
>>3470258
Hello
>>3470230
How about you say "Oi, look here you little shit. If you sneak up on me one more time I'll knock you in yer jaw."
>>3470241
Much appreciated officer. I'll see you again when someone else calls the cops on me.
>>3470258
She does, but I don't think she's interested in keeping me around anymore. We've had our difference, you know? Sometimes business doesn't work out the way it should.
>>3470072
I dunno, haven't you seen one of those Holywood racing films where the bad guy blows up the bridge but the hero keeps driving anyway and jumps to the other side?
>>3470101
Oh yeah? Where do you live then?
>>3470129
That whole shoot first ask questions later isn't just a fairy tale thing after all, h-huh?
>>3470181
I outta punch you again just for saying that.
>>3470277
God. Damn. It.
>>3470273
Huh, hee-ho. Well, oh well, hee-ho. Well, hee-good luck in the game, ho!
>>3470273
The more and more you just let people walk over you though you start losing more and more until you've only got what truly makes you, you left.
>>3470273
Your "issue" of having your girls staying with you might happen again. Just not with someone I care alot about. And I am being haunted by Bandits
>>3470258
Then don't break them!
>>3470273
Hey! You make me sound like some sorta bad guy!
>>3470274
Night!
>>3470291
The great white north!
>>3470273
Yep. And the church still pays me little to repair the property damages
>>3470277
No, you're close. One more time. The plane is where?
>>3470273
>not being faithful to one best girl
Perhaps she never died at all. Surely she couldn't have been revived.
>Chokes
Gah! Too much water!
>>3470286
Chi?
>>3470301
Chiii?
>>3470313
>Chi grabs the plane.
Chi.
>>3470291
The fuck you get fairy tales from? Has been keeping drug dealers off from streets and information has also been getting the following to dealing with human traffickers the proper way.
>>3470330
>dicks assertivley
>>3470330
Tы чeгo дeбил блять?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RH031lZz6EY
>>3470291
Can't you ever wipe the sweat off your hands before you go grabbing some man's hands? It would make this a lot more enjoyable for me, you know.
>he wipes the sweat on his blood stained trackjacket
>>3470172
Here ya go~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUAZnjFbOyI&list=PLQsvHPT217J-cwOmhJzOVJhNK8EBMsWYO
Sorry about the lack of songs, they were the only ones I could think of off the top of my head
>>3470331
>She takes the plane back from Chi and it transforms back into an arrow.
We'll continue another time..Doing this reminds me of when I was helping someone else.
>>3470331
Say it slowly if you have to. There's no rush.
>>3470291
Hey! Hey redhead! Stop playing along with the other redhead!
>>3470302
Oh thanks! Good luck to you too!
>>3470306
It's only the anons. Relax I stand up for myself when I can see their face. Attacking an anon is a slippery slope because it's very likely that they'll strike again. There's no way to put consequences on them, so there's no point to getting worked up. Live and let live my man.
>>3470307
It's just Asuna and Miyako right now. Don't worry about it. What kind of Bandits? I might be able to help you out.
>>3470310
You are! You're assaulting women and this girl isn't helping you realize that's wrong!
>>3470311
So wait if something is destroyed in a battle you have to pay for it? That's rough man.
>>3470322
>It's the life of a VN protagonist
That may be true, she was thrown into a different dimension while she was dying so that might've done something.
>>3470273
>Makina attempts to run away without any result and she ends up bein' pinched.
Onii-chan! I hope you ain' mindin' that I called you that, dumdum.
>>3470286
>She stares at the dumdum for a few seconds.
So to cut it short... You kinda got fired is what you're tryin' to tell me?
>>3470282
You're that Russian soldier that wanted to see my guns ain'tcha?
>>3470291
Don'tcha think that's a bit cliché? I don't think we're in some movie here but everyone seems to be dyin' but not really dyin'... Maybe you're right Amane-san!
>>3470365
Chi!
>Chi waves.
Hello!
>>3470382
Chi...
>>3470389
>his eyes widen
...I don't even want to know.
>>3470389
I don't assault people though!
>>3470364
You're the best~ Don't worry about the lack of songs, you took your time to make it, I appreciate it greatly!
Any mistakes? Any swaps you'd like to make before we begin?
>>3470392
Well, you see, she wasn't assassinating as much as she should have been, and I started to collect dust. I need someone that's going to use me for all I'm worth.
>>3470406
How about we start off smaller.
Can you say "Bullshit"?
>>3470392
Yes please.
>>3470389
I hear Cheeki Breeki at night. Been playing alot of STALKER so I get paranoid. Might be Airi since she said she dead and likes to mess with me.
>furshit infiltrating HG
Gooood, gooooood.
>>3470420
Looks peachy, Host!
>>3470420
Pretty good, let's go
>>3470310
Antarctica? Isn't it too cold to live there?
Just kidding, you;re talking about Canada right?
>>3470334
Yeah but what if they're innocent? You can't just unkill them!
>>3470362
Yeah and it would be more enjoyable for me if you didn't look like you haven't bathed in days and weren't covered in blood or whatever this sticky stuff is.
>she wipes the blood off her hand on your blood stained track jacket
>>3470389
What, you want me to play with you instead? And don't yell so loud, I'm right here.
>>3470392
I'm right?
...What am I right about? I really have no idea. Is this what it feels like to be Michiru?
>>3470389
If you look at it like that your in an even worse situation. Just said stand your ground and don't get pushed around. Not obliterate the idiots.
>>3470420
Looks fine.
>>3470420
Chi!
>>3470423
Bullshit?
>>3470430
Where have you been?
This isn't anything new.
>>3470364
>That account
Don't tell me you created an account just to make this playlist? You shouldn't have really. Pasted links would've done the trick.
<3~
>>3470420
Pretty as a picture, thanks for doing this for us.
>>3470406
Hello, and good luck.
>She waves back.
>>3470442
Yessir!
>>3470442
Oh, this is blood. You actually killed me. Props to you for being stronger than you look, but you didn't really make it painful.
>>3470448
Good! Say it five more times and you'll have remembered it for good!
>>3470420
Let's get this started
>>3470430
Love you too anon.
>>3470442
Then they shouldn't have been sticking with bad people. But for other crimes is fine. Just murder and stuff like that is hunting and I don't like to take chances sometimes
>>3470465
And good luck?
Hello and good luck?
>>3470474
Chi! Chi remembered.
>>3470478
>pets
>>3470420
>2 D.Vas
Looks like this nightmare is only beginning
>>3470420
Looks great, hee-ho!
>>3470484
Whatever. We've got no time for this anyways.
Next I'll need you to say "fuck".
>>3470420
And we now...
BEGIN!
>>3470392
>He just has a big dopey grin
No! It's actually really nice. Call me what you want dumdum~
>>3470408
Y-you really don't it's a long and painful story.
>>3470414
You totally do! I mean you straight up tackle some girls! Don't think I don't notice!
>>3470428
Cheeki Bree- come on man! I don't even have sex with them! They assault me sure and some moans do get out of them. But nothing substantial!
>>3470442
No! I mean, god dammit don't throw me off. Eruna assaults women and you playing along with her advances isn't helping anything.
>>3470447
Wait hold on. I'm confused. What do you want me to do exactly?
>>3470491
>Who is a good girl? Yes I am!
>>3470504
You stop that
>>3470504
Fuck? Fuck.
Fuck!
>Chi smiles.
Chiiiii.
>>3470515
Chi...
>>3470515
That's the second time in a row, fuck my life
>>3470519
You sure are!
>gives ear scratches
>>3470504
Stop.
>>3470517
Can you explain?
>>3470515
This whole game is trash.
>>3470524
I don't see what's wrong with teaching Chi a new language.
>>3470515
>Died on day one
Come on.
>>3470517
Well, I apologize for having to leave so abruptly, perhaps we can talk more later.
>>3470515
Thank you for snapping my neck, by the way.
>>3470515
FUCK!!!!! You're a bitch! YOU'RE A BITCH!!!!
>>3470515
More sponsorships just mean more snack money!
>>3470484
Yes Chi, I hope you have a good time.
>>3470515
Oh, I hope you're able to get comfortable outside the arena Chi.
>>3470515
>>3470537
See you later old man!
>>3470517
I'd say I'm probably projecting myself onto you more than anything.
>>3470515
Alright!
>>3470517
Only some of them!
>>3470519
>jumps on
>bites
>>3470471
Neat! I've never been there before, what's it like?
>>3470474
>she makes a shocked expression
Wh- You're joking right? I killed you just by barely touching you like that? Is your skin made of paper and your bones made of glass?
>>3470483
That seems pretty unethical to me...
>>3470517
Oh it can't be that bad. Besides, she didn't come across that way to me. Are you sure you aren't just one of those guys who doesn't understand women at all?
>>3470416
>>3470457
Ah, its fine~ It didnt take long at all to make, plus its much more organized this way~!
>>3470533
Good Chi! Subaru's proud of you!
>he pats her head
Now onto lesson three: Say "Jesus Christ".
>>3470541
Why?
>>3470515
Why can't I ever find people at these bloodbaths? Its almost like people don't want to die as much as I want to kill
>>3470539
You got some skilled hands here anon. *Wanks* But I'm afraid I must concentrate for the battle.
>>3470420
Lookin' good! I'll be tryin' to get a round two in here!
>>3470423
Shouldn't ya just follow her and stick around then? I'm thinkin' most of the stuff in here can turn around in some fatal things!
>Makina giggles.
I'm thinkin' you just didn't do your job properly dumdum!
>>3470428
>She points at her rifle
You see, this right here is a sniper that is issued by the military police and law enforcement! It ain' th' most powerful one I got around but it'll do just fine!
>>3470442
I don't think anyone can be as much of a dumdum as 'Chiru is. Not even when you're tryin' Amane-san.
>>3470310
But what if I do! They're just toys you know? I might be endin' up breakin' them when playin'. If only they were as untouchable as my toyguns!
>>3470517
>She keeps on poutin'
You know it ain' nice to just stand there grinnin'. I'm bein' serious here Yamato-kun.
>>3470515
I think I'll have to be runnin'. I already have what I should be needin' for this one.
>>3470515
This is why Uber Rayquaza is banned to Anything Goes.
>>3470574
>*Wanks*
>>3470563
Maybe because you not used to Russian ways and have cowardly ideas. What's next? We ask the terrorists to not kill us?
>>3470569
>Slaps the back of your head.
Stop teaching that girl such foul language.
>>3470515
Peace on day 1? Really?
>>3470537
It's high noon during the bloodbath. In my case, it's 10 until midnight.
>>3470563
I-It's embarrassing, but a girl's touch is enough to send me into cardiac arrest~
>>3470559
Chi... Good luck? Good time?
Chiii?
>>3470569
Chi! Fuck!
Jesus Christ!
>>3470583
N-Now this is going too far!
>>3470563
Big place, depends on where you go.
Quebecs cold and full of french people
The prairies are cold and empty
Bc's full of trees and shit
>>3470580
They're more like computer's then toys...
Hey, gun's aren't toys!
>>3470580
Is nice. Have you tried the SVD or SVU?
>>3470593
>Takes some of his food
>>3470597
I want you to be happy and for good things to happen to you.
>>3470593
I mean.... I don't think I'm crazy
>>3470580
It's not that hard, dumdum! You wouldn't know the first thing about protecting other people, but I do!
So, about my rates. I charge 10,000 yen an hour. Think you can manage that?
>>3470592
Aw man, why can't you let me have some fun with her? She's learning everything she needs to succeed in this world.
>>3470567
I say that because the registering conditions of google related websites get on my nerve (even if the NSA already knows all of my porn history, I like my illusion of privacy) but if it doesn't bother you, it's okay~
>>3470593
All those shotguns and souls...gone. Unbelievable. I'll find a way to blame the omnics.
>>3470541
Wait, are you talking about something other than "strange noises" in my dorm?
>>3470546
No problem X. See you around!
>>3470560
I don't see a problem with that I guess. I mean, I probably won't follow your advice but I'll let you rant to me if you need to.
>>3470561
It should be none of them!
>>3470563
Pffft, I have a harem. Don't try to make me the one who doesn't understand what's happening.
>>3470580
Serious? I'm sorry Makina I didn't realize this is a big deal for you. I'm ok with and welcome you calling me Onii-chan. Is that ok?
>>3470606
Gun can be toys.
>>3470618
Happy?
>>3470632
Omnics did 9/11
>>3470597
Yes! You're a genius Chi! Subaru is so proud of you right now!
Final lesson for today: Please say "sex"!
>>3470633
What kind of strange noises?
>>3470652
>spams missiles at you
>>3470633
Nah. Moral is just don't let people walk over you or you'll inadvertently lose something you don't mean to.
>>3470645
Only good omnic is a dead omnic
Oh, we're homeward bound for Liverpool town
Goodbye, fare thee well, Goodbye, fare thee well.
Them Liverpool judies they all will come down.
Hurrah, my boys, we're homeward bound.
>>3470593
Night events!
Also, since Subaru is dead, he is teaching Chi how to swear. I'm not responsible for Chi going AWOL.
>>3470633
Only the ones who are okay with it!
>>3470625
A young lady has no use for such language. If you're going to teach her something practical, teach her how to make a fire or cook.
>>3470635
Yes, it's the feeling you get when you eat something that tastes good, or are able to sleep after a long and tiresome day. It's the feeling you get when you're with friends.
>>3470674
How can they be dead if they where never alive to begin with?
>>3470688
..Perhaps a few things have left me not quite the same.
>>3470645
Boston bombing, Israel, and the paris shootings. All caused by the Omnics. What a world we live in.
>>3470688
Say, officer, your bootprints look awfully familiar. You weren't at a campsite earlier, were you?
>>3470688
Death death death.
Reaper's not the one doing the killing since he's being vandalized.
>>3470704
Your right. Thats why they dont deserve rights.
The omnic was made to serve the white man
>>3470688
Oh well shit. Maybe I should have taken that old mans revolvers.
>>3470690
Happy.
>Chi smiles.
Chii?
>>3470580
Hey, be nice. That's not a very kind thing to say about Michiru. How would you like it if she said the same thing about you?
>>3470591
With that kind of mentality I'm surprised you guys haven't run into problems with the rest of the world yet.
>>3470596
Oh, really? What if I do this? Are you going to faint again?
>lightly caresses your cheek while making a seductive face
>>3470606
When you put it that way it doesn't sound like a very nice place to live.
>>3470633
Owning a bunch of body pillows with anime covers on them doesn't count as a harem. Don't start acting like you know girls better than a real one.
>>3470662
>Subaru dies once more due to Soviet's hatred for him
>>3470685
You're a godsend.
>>3470724
Ririchiyo is the savior we need but don't desert
>>3470724
Don't worry, I won't make you suffer any longer.
>>3470724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rc25CkOxEk
>>3470606
But these are like real great! They are unbreakable and they make a pretty cool "bang" sound whenever ya fire them! They are probably the best toys anyone has ever given me!
>>3470612
I ain't drivin' an SUV and what kinda car is an SVD? I don't think I'm up for those big toys yet dumdum. I just have my gifts! They are from America and they're pretty cool to be playin' with!
>>3470625
That's a lil' bit expensive... and I don't even know if you're all that efficient y'know? Th' girl you were talkin' about might know a better rate I could be payin' you!
>>3470633
It's okay Onii-chan...
>She stares to the ground for a bit.
I think I just made the same mistake didn't I?
>>3470724
I'll be keepin' an eye out from afar, none of us have to be in a risky situation or anythin'!
>>3470737
She wouldn't be sayin' the same thing as she doesn't know anythin'! Geez... Amane-san, I thought you'd know by now that the dumdum doesn't know a lot.
>>3470734
CHI CHAAAAAAAN
>>3470688
Hee-To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day, ho..
>>3470724
Hee-ho!
>The snowman is gone
>>3470724
God fucking dammit. These teenagers are gone. Mark my words.
>>3470737
UN hasn't found out. Europe is whining about it. UK doesn't care and US is being hungry for oil.
>>3470751
Good job
>>3470724
Time to eat.
>>3470734
What is it? Are you asking me something?
>>3470724
>>3470770
You marked them.
>>3470690
Oh...well, you see, I'm bad at all of those. I'm only good at sewing and making friends, but I still manage to screw those things up occasionally.
>>3470737
>he falls back on his back, choking on his own blood
>>3470653
N-nothing! Nothing. Tell me more about this "Cheeki Breeki"
>>3470673
Can do my man. But philosophical talk aside how are you today?
>>3470688
Oh shit, I forget what that one guys name is. He looks like a monkey. Oh god, I've been in the arena for too long.....
>>3470689
Reaaalllllyyyy?
>>3470724
Why is there just empty guns everywhere? H-how many guns does this fucker have?!
>>3470737
God dammit, real girls redhead! I mean just ask Chiruuuuuhhhhh shit. J-just ask, wow I think I just made the biggest misstep ever. I've never had this much clarity on a fuck-up. Please forgive me.
>>3470763
Mistake? What are you talking about? You didn't do anything wrong Makina.
>>3470766
Chi. Hello.
>>3470783
Chi, happy?
>>3470763
Those are Dragunov rifles. SVD is like the AK but in sniper rifle form. SVU is bullpup or where the magazine is behind trigger
>>3470793
Then just help her learn normal words.
>>3470796
Am I happy?..I suppose I am.
>>3470774
Err, thankyou?
>>3470791
Wake up, it's your shift now!
>>3470759
Alright, your friend over there convinced me not to teach you how to swear anymore. Maybe one of these days I'll show you how to sew. Would you like that, Chi-tan?
>>3470763
Try me out if you don't believe me. I'll give you one go to knock me on my ass and make me suffer.
>>3470796
>picks up
>>3470794
I tell you Cheeki Breeki and I can solve your noise problems without bullets. Deal?
>>3470815
You not fun then
Before I get ahead of myself I thought I'd check if anyone's picked up junkrat yet.
>>3470794
Hit and miss. Just toughing out the rain and dwelling on the shitty past waiting for that ray of sunshine from the morning sun.
>>3470791
Just you wait. They'll get what they deserve soon enough.
I could use the gunpowder from my shotguns-oh wait, all my loaded shotguns were stolen twice over! Greaaat.
B u m p
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