Its time for another Shitty Bill's Hungergame of brutally murdering your favourite people.
See how they kill or be killed in this 24 roster game.
First come, first serve.
Winner moves on to next round.
May the odds be ever in your fucking favour
Fyxe
>>3466287
Amane Suou
Thanks for hosting.
Captain Luna
TSgt Sunset
The Player
Eggman-kun
Illya
Classy Raven
D.Va
Hyouka Fuwa
>>3466287
Savan, the Arisen
Dancin Fox
Boba Fett
>>3466287
Ririchiyo
The Goos
Shalashaska
Natsuki Subaru
King Dedede
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>now with 100% more image
>inb4 someone complains about a dead thread being bumped off.
Jack Spicer
Iida Tenya
Monsoon
Counter-Terrorist
>>3466287
Maria and harusame
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Sierra
Makina Irisu
>>3466287
Corvo Attano
Nui Harime
Totally not late Kneesocks
>>3466287
Doppio and Diavolo
>>3466277
Hmm.. Maybe you could become an officer after a couple years.
Nova
Takumi
For the /k/omrades
Siegward of Catarina
>>3466408
I love you.
>>3466284
Yeah, then you'd know what to expect from somebody else. Besides, it's not like this situation would come up that often, anyway.
>>3466299
Now 'that' would be an interesting little project...answering one of the enduring questions floating around!
>>3466362
Found this for you.
>>3466267 (Kaga)
...I don't care for magic much, anyways. But no, it's Gensokyo alone that neglects it in my world, I can't let that slide.
>>3466336
>>3466274
I... would have loved that.
But I would never wish the same fate on anyone for my own benefit.
At least now, we can share a district. Good luck. *hug*
>>3466349
But the best of luck will always be yours. *kiss*
>>3466413
have they talked to each other at least once?
>>3466367
Everybody gets triggered about everything on the internet. Just smile, nod, and move on.
>>3466382
http://imgur.com/a/eXx2D/all
>>3466396
Perhaps...being a police officer would be nice, I suppose.
>>3466448
Thanks, but I already have it. I'm not proud of it, but it's inside me as we speak.
>tfw I can never find the right time to use that image
>>3466413
What's a friggin' circlejerk? I don't know what you're tryin' to say here..
>>3466446
Perhaps I would even enjoy it, if it was you.
>>3466467
>gives you a strongly worded 2 page document detailing why I love you
You'll find the answer written in these papers.
>>3466452
Very well. If you change your mind, I'm sure someone will take you.
>>3466476
>Makina gives Amane-san a lil' hug.
Thanks a ton, I just hope it ain't all alluva work for you...
>>3466508
>reads
>>3466454
But you got to be Equestria's leading expert on space travel at least.
Finally! Was that so hard?
>>3466454
I appreciate the sentiment, but why do I get the sneaking suspicion that I've just been pinned with a jinx?
>>3466494
Guess I'd need to find a suitably enchanted brush first...
Based Baron >>3466481
>>3466446
Well, if anyone can crack that code, it'd be you. I'm sure she'll eventually want you to know.
How've you been, Raven?
I'll keep coming
Let the bloodshed begin. Who will die first and who will Boba kill in their sleep?
>>3466479
Well hang on, here.
I meant a Passione officer.
Why're you talkin' about bein' a cop when you're tryin' to get accepted into a gang?
That's kinda counter intuitive.
>>3466569
Come on, District 2.
>>3466533
One could say that.
>>3466540
An enchanted brush? Whatever for?
>>3466569
>>3466545
Give my spot to Spike please
>>3466569
Shouldn't the size be bigger?
>>3466542
Is that Baron?
>>3466529
W-Well?
What do you think?
>>3466593
He fags the guy to the right so i assume so.
Savan makes the first move.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EioUJCiy7_Q
>>3466542
>apologizing to assblasted autists
>based
>>3466590
>>3466569
Yeah, give Ocelot's spot up. I can't work well with this old guy.
>>3466590
You really didn't have to, but thanks, Ocelot. I'll try not to waste it.
>If anyone has ideas for a horror/spoopy themed events, death or not, shoot them at me~
>>3466569
I'm ready to show the fools 'ere who's boss!
>>3466570
My bad, I almost forgot what I was applying for...
I suppose that would be comfy living.
>>3466542
I probably ought to rename that image to "Anons see HG for the first time"
But yeah I say that then a host literally does the shit i just said. Goddam it lads can our timing get any worse.
>>3466569
Off by one...
>>3466569
Let's groove tonight!
>>3466569
Am i going to be the one spotting enemies this time?
>>3466545
Depends if that'll overcome her desire to not let that be known...anyway, I've been alright. Nothing worth complaining about, anyway. How's you?
>>3466585
Oh, so a regular brush will do?
>>3466608
>>3466615
You're dead.
>>3466616
I'll watch for Sunset, don't worry
>>3466598
It doesn't make your reasoning any clearer.
>>3466608
>>3466625
Only by a couple of seconds.
>>3466620
Kill yourself.
Is it safe to meme here?
>>3466616
Oce is the nicest
>>3466652
And who's going to be the one to finally kill me?
>>3466521
Absolute worst case scenario, I suppose I could swallow my hatred of youkai and just work alongside some kappa.
>>3466608
That's just disappointing....
>>3466660
but people hate suicide events
>>3466613
Guess we have a lot in common then.
Its their board as much as its ours, the rest of 4chan rejected them too.
Maybe for once we should take action to stop being the most hated threads before we lose our final safe location on 4chan.
>>3466608
First dead, first to be said. It's my first time getting last place!
D. Va gets her hands dirty
>>3466667
I think you mistyped Mokou
>>3466672
You'll see very soon
>>3466693
>>3466679
That didn't go as planned
>>3466693
Foxes are the worst.
F.
>>3466637
Obviously, but I felt like you had a particular reason for it to be magic.
>>3466693
Ahaha, this is quite calming~
>>3466693
Hey, you look just like an owl now!
>>3466682
Is that really the worst thing that could happen?
>>3466527
>gives Makina a pat on the head
It's nothing.
>>3466623
Officers get pretty much whatever they want. We're a pretty powerful gang, even the cops're scared of messin' with us.
>>3466693
I'm amazed with how easy it is to kill these things.
>>3466701
I think I'm going to live until the very end, but thanks for believing in me.
>>3466679
*mild surprise* Fantastic? Honestly, I don't know if I've ever heard you say that about yourself. If I may guess, does it have anything to do with Sunset?
>>3466708
I just figured that your mane might have properties that wouldn't be fit for a normal brush, is all.
>>3466686
We don't need to do shit. Fuck off.
>>3466739
Fox fur is flammable.
>>3466731
Huh...I guess I could dull out my own Justice with that position...
This could be a better investment then I originally though!
>>3466742
Maybe. Maybe not.
Raven just can't catch a break...
Rika gets determination
>>3466707
>>3466533
She did not have much luck with critters in this match.
Perhaps she should ask Miss Fluttershy for help.
>>3466742
Are you referring to it's aetheral properties? It is still tangible, dear.
You know something I don't like?
>>3466756
There ya go, bonerface!
We're gonna sort out your life!
>>3466657
How's "because I said so" work for a reason then?
>>3466767
If you brought Fluttershy anywhere near this place, she'd faint.
>>3466777
Go on?
>>3466777
Apalachicola?
>>3466765
I've got to share this information to the world! On the other hand, it might start conflicts and wars around the world... maybe that wasn't such a great idea after all.
>>3466739
Good luck you adorable little thing you.
>>3466765
Ehehe.... t-thanks for this....
>>3466777
Do we even care?
Luna drinks tank oil and doesn't know it.
D. Va is just fine without her mech. All she needs is her bare hands
>>3466765
But when the sun rises, that will be different
>>3466777
Those persons who make so much noise when they eat ?
>>3466777
Parker?
>>3466747
'Guess they will call me FireFox then
>>3466781
Oh yes, it'll be sorted out real good, perhaps such a position is what I really need.
>>3466759
Okay, let's assume "maybe not". What could it possibly be in that case?
>>3466765
Way to fight somebody with a sprained ankle. You're reeeeallllly brave, aren't you?
>>3466767
Sure, it's tangible, but that doesn't mean that it might not interact well with a regular brush. It's not like I've done that sort of thing before.
>>3466783
Oh. I guess that works.
I don't feel the same way you do though. Love. Love...
I need to do some more research.
>>3466719
Once you get considered a heretic, reintegrating in to society is a bit difficult, even IF I were to give up on my life-long passion.
>>3466795
....
>>3466816
Hehehe.
>>3466816
Thanks a bunch for the free water, sponsor.
>>3466826
Okay, I'm still mad at you, but that was good. I'll be watching you.
>>3466832
Uh... Maybe I just slept really well ?
>>3466816
Gooood luck catching me Eggman!
>>3466818
That's a very specific hatred.
>>3466816
Band-Aids? Do I get band-aids?
>>3466792
You might have a point.
>>3466832
Why haven't you?
>>3466806
Thank you miss, I'll do my best.
I have a feeling Tenya and Shalashaska are going to be a duo to be feared.
>>3466871
I have a lot of points. I'm pretty sharp.
>>3466842
Is something funny, Rika?
>>3466855
There's no amount of sleep that would cause 'you' to act like 'this'. I'd believe you more if you said you were on some powerful drugs.
>>3466871
*matter-of-factly* You never asked.
>>3466879
Sleep? Who needs sleep when there are people out to get you?!?
>>3466829
I'll see if I can't work somethin' out with the boss to speed up the process a bit.
Havin' a demon as a covergirl would probably make people even more scared of us!
N-Not that you're scary lookin'.
>>3466879
It was pretty easy
>>3466879
This is some bullshit.
>>3466879
I didn't think this arena would be this empty.
>>3466879
Do I really have nothing better to do?
>>3466898
If you call pragmatism amusing.
>>3466879
Or maybe not.
The tributes know D. Va is a danger to everyone so its time for a little sabotage
>>3466898
Maybe I'm just high on life?
>>3466842
I can imagine far worse things. As a heretic, I'm surprised they wouldn't hunt you down, torture you and possibly even kill you.
>>3466888
I have but one, but it is very versatile.
>>3466898
That would have been inappropriate.
>>3466909
LANGUAGE
>>3466901
Oh no, no no no no, its fine, I understand completely, and something I can dig wholeheartedly.
>>3466923
Remember Raven, we're partners now. There's no need to kill me when my back is turned.
>>3466932
GET OUTTA HERE, BORB! NOBODY CAME AND ASKED YA!
>using discord
Y/N?
>The voice is calm, almost hypnotic with its tone.
Welcome back, faithful listeners, to Late Night with Radioman, on 31.5 HG Radio. How's our audience doing on this beautiful summer evening?
>>3466923
Goddamit...
A new dream team is formed and they took over the most important part of the arena
>>3466930
They've got more problems with youkai. And there's a reason I live in a TANK.
>>3466918
In this case, no. Couldn't you have poisoned somebody else?
>>3466928
*shakes head* Nah. Life's not that powerful most days.
>>3466931
Inappropriate? How could that possibly be inappropriate?
>>3466950
*sly grin* Shall I kill you face-to-face, then?
>>3466931
Swiss army knife of point?
>>3466960
No.
>>3466960
>Yes. Better than Skype at the least.
>>3466961
Well enough.
>>3466975
Well, then you're convinced it's the other option?
>>3466963
Bad luck, Ocelot. You'll beat 'em next time.
>>3466961
Sweaty and hot.
>>3466969
It's kind of weird sleeping two two dangerous animals.
>>3466969
I'll plant some seismic charges.
>>3466975
To simply ask you? It would have been a strange request.
>>3466977
Come again?
Most of the heavy hitters are taken out.
>Savage Iliya
>>3466960
That'd make the shitposting and shit talking even worse.
Last thing we need is more needless, pointless, fucking drama.
>inb4 Drama is the best thing about HG
Fuck off.
>>3467009
I meant to say points, but I misspoke.
>>3466975
I don't see any problems with that method, but backstabbing isn't allowed.
>>3467012
A fox collecting fruit from a tree?
I least I don't have sour grapes
>>3466936
Sounds good, you got a phone?
I lost mine.
>>3466975
She was there, and I don't discriminate much in these fights.
>>3467012
Aw, cra-
>>3467012
Yeah, thanks for the drink. But the arena is the arena.
>>3467012
Not even your tank can protect you against a mongoose.
>>3467013
The best thing? Drama's the only good thing about HG.
After snapping Lapis's neck from a supplex, Iliya breaks into song.
>>3467013
I like this guy
>>3467030
>Kneesocks takes out an ancient looking flip phone
Of course, do you need to write down my number or something?
>>3466971
Even so, you did say worst case scenario. Why are you driven to change their minds? Is it a matter of pride, or are you possessed of such a love for these people that you want them to benefit from the technology you can bring them?
>>3466995
I see. Do you have any particular plans for the coming summer months?
>>3467002
We're sorry to hear that.
>You hear a faint irritated voice.
*I thought we had the temperature control functioning again. No, I don't care, fix it or I'll toss you into the wasteland to die!*
Sorry about the disturbance.
>>3467001
Yeah, I wasn't convinced otherwise. I was just wondering if you could give a good reason whose initials weren't "Sunset".
>>3467009
And? The worst I'd do is decline. It would be infinitely more strange for 'me' to ask you to do that.
>>3467012
Crap, my other ankle!
>>3467028
*raises an eyebrow* Not allowed? According to what rule book?
>>3467031
But you do discriminate? Tell me, what groups are on your list?
>>3467047
I am always angry.
>>3467064
Thank you, Emergency Exit.
>>3467101
Then why not ask her instead? My answers are always so predictable anyway.
Counter-Terrorist vs Bounty Hunter from space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG9uTzsqLNc
>>3467047
>Mongoose, Immortal Anime-Tom Cruise, and Skyrim ripoff God
>>3467090
It's alright. I don't think anyone cares anyways. Blood and sweat are all we see for miles.
>>3467101
The rules of etiquette. I thought someone as classy as you would have known this.
>>3467024
I have no knowledge of such a knife.
>>3467101
It would not, don't be silly. I asked you to let your hair grow longer, of course you can ask about my hair?
>>3467127
HOLY FUCKING SH-
>>3467073
>Despite their distaste for your beliefs and trade?*
>Forgot to finish my sentence.
>>3467137
It was a- Look, never mind. It was a bad joke anyway.
>>3467103
Would it kill you to not look so pissed right now?
>>3467121
I'm okay with this.
>>3467127
It's been a pleasure working with you again, Tenya.
>>3467127
Feasts are overrated anyway
>>3467121
Still more subtle than Kamina's ceaseless attention whoring
>>3467073
>>3467145
In part pride, in part vengeance, in part disliking and distrust of magic. I also think that as it isn't so...fickle, things like my tanks could also be more widely-used in order to defend the humans of where I'm from from things like youkai.
>>3467101
It's a figure of speech...but my favored targets are monsters, deities, and anything particularly potent in magic.
Tenya like foxes...
>>3467066
Eh? Sure, I'll take your number, but that's not what I need it for.
I just gotta call my boss.
>He nabs the phone from her and holds it to his face without calling a number.
Hey, boss.
You did?
Really?
Alright, then. I'll tell her. Call you later.
>He gives your phone back.
He said he likes you.
>>3467151
Of course.
>>3467133
It's what you're here for, no? We here at 31.5 HG Radio try our best to make your brutal deathmatch experience comfortable and enjoyable for both the viewers and the participants.
>>3467171
Who doesn't?
>THE BOMB HAS BEEN PLA-
>>3467165
>Kamina
>>3467114
Because it's funnier getting them from you. You should know that by now.
>>3467133
Etiquette sometimes takes a back seat to opportunism out here. It's not ideal, but sometimes it's the only way to progress.
>>3467137
I meant for me to ask you to brush 'my' hair.
>>3467168
*flatly* Gee, thanks. I'm really feeling the love right now. Just gets me right here, you know? *pats chest*
>>3467165
>inb4 someone replies heatedly to this lame attempt to start a shitstorm.
>>3467177
...You know what, I'm not even going to ask questions, I'm just going to accept that.
>>3467187
I got that memo before I came here, and I still haven't gotten used to it. Some of you guys can be really vicious.
>>3467201
I wish I had someone to enjoy this silence with.
Should have took some of those supplies before blowing them up.
>>3467204
But what if it's something I don't want to say to avoid jinxing it?
>>3467225
Huh? Well, come on, if you've got a question then ask it. What's up?
>>3467233
THIS CAN'T BE REAAAAL
>>3467204
And look where that got you. You're dead, and I'm still alive. I think it's about time to change your ways of thinking.
>>3467204
Oh.
Well.
I would not decline.
>>3467246
Yeah, senpai. I'm Kamina.
>>3467231
It makes for excellent programming, don't you think? The viewers especially enjoy your banter in particular, Subaru. Always witty and full of optimism.
>>3467244
Alright then...what was up with the...phone thing?
It looked like you didn't even turn it on.
>>3467168
I see. I still think it is foolish, but a woman driven by such powerful things is not to be underestimated. Even if it might be naive, your intentions sound good as well, so I wish you luck.
Iliya is a fucking legend. She makes the animals like her, feeds them, then straight up poison the fuck out of them.
>>3467231
Savage. Is that from the bowel hunter?
>>3467259
>shitposts you
>>3467217
>everything is b8
>>3467090
Nope, not really. I will just train with my clarinet and my band.
>>3467204
No point in lying about it.
>>3467269
If people weren't willing to do foolish things, we never would've advanced in the first place.
>>3467265
Oh, you musta just missed it.
I just had to call boss real quick.
>>3467278
And that's just in this game alone!~
>>3467264
Oh gosh Radioman, you're not flattering me just to tear me apart, right?
>>3467278
Let's not talk about her here. I'd prefer to keep her weird innards fetish in the past.
>>3467259
use Tharja more
>>3467289
>implying your post and this post aren't b8 as well.
>>3467313
>your opinion is less valid than my opinion :^)
>>3467127
Crap.
>>3467296
I don't exactly recall, but I think it was a Englishman who once said "If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid."
>>3467239
If it's meant to happen, there's no amount of jinxing, whether real or perceived, that will derail it.
>>3467252
I've been nothing but polite, I'll have you know. Alliances and such, and I've been backstabbed all the way. See what I mean about etiquette not being everything?
>>3467255
I'm sure you wouldn't. It's not likely you'll hear that question anytime soon, though.
>>3467296
Have anything in particular against people like me, or just bigger threats than normal to your precious tank?
Tenya is too nice for his own good.
Who will win?
G I G N?
"BASUUURRRKUUURRR"?
Student fucking council?
Subaru's Konami Code?
>>3467344
It's really something that means nothing coming from me.
>>3467324
>replying to posts you know are b8
>>3467303
...I Find it best not to worry about these kinds of things, as they'll just end up making my head hurt.
Alright, Important question, will I ever meet the boss? or is he the kind of "Shrouded in mystery" kind of mob boss?
>>3467351
Enemy spotted.
>>3467360
Greentexting
>>3467344
That could have been because they were afraid you were going to kill them first. You do give off that kind of psychopathic feel. I think it's that weird diamond on your forehead that makes people panic when they see you.
>>3467351
I'm putting all my money on me, Bill.
>>3467351
I'll go with the guy that killed me with a hammer and sickle.
>>3467367
Nope. I won't lie to you, there's probably no chance you'll ever meet 'im.
Even I've never met 'im before, and I've gotten the closest.
We only ever talk on the phone.
>Snuggling with a serial killer
>>3467360
>replying to posts I just said were b8
>>3467351
all my sheckels on subarro
>>3467339
That might be.
>She shrugs
Truthfully, I just don't know about much outside world things.
>>3467344
I just don't like magic.
>>3467351
if iida wins, kamina is coming back.
>>3467344
Then I must be the one to pose it!
>>3467374
It was a pleasure speaking to everyone out there!
Oh. and my number is 777-***-**** for all those single ladies out there.
>InB4 Subaru gets mauled by a bear.
>Actual night event
>>3467390
Of course! Snuggling is the best way for me to get close to you and well... kill you!
>>3467423
>phone rings
I want to fuck ____.
>>3467423
>puts you on a telemarketer list
>>3467427
>Implying I wouldn't get mauled by rabbits instead
>>3467423
Do you really think they would fall in love with you? Boy the audience is laughing at you not with.
>>3467439
the police
>>3467423
Nice.
>>3467358
If it means nothing, then it shouldn't be much of a problem saying it, right?
>>3467385
*snorts* A psychopath? Believe me, you'd know it if I'd gone down that road.
>>3467404
It can be useful, though. Imagine if you had a magically-enhanced tank. Wouldn't that be a blast?
>>3467412
You sound excited...all of this over what we're generally calling hair?
I miss Aragari.
My tribute getting so far just to start this shit
>>3467423
>The last of the numbers are beeped out.
While we can't reveal that information on the air, I'm sure we can get it to any interested audience members per request. Thank you, and goodnight, Subaru. Call in anytime we're live.
>>3467404
The point applies in all worlds I think. Sometimes unconventional ideas work, and sometimes they are just what is needed, despite what sense might tell you.
>>3467405
>contemplates assasinating Ilya
>>3467437
>answers
Moshi moshi, Subaru des.
>>3467451
>accepts his fate as a marketing pawn
>>3467455
There's bound to be one girl out there that's crazy enough to try me out for a day.
>>3467439
My manager.
>>3467389
Strange man...Either way he won't regret his decision, I can assure him of that.
>>3467439
fyxe
>>3467484
Oh Wrong number.
>Hangs up.
>drops more Kamina bait
>>3467463
"Generally"?
I wouldn't call your hair a mane, dear.
>>3467439
ing kill myself because nobody replied saying nonon and nobody replied saying me to
>>3467463
I guess? But still. I don't think I can say it.
>>3467484
And she would not love you for who you are. She'd just be mentally insane. I think that's a new low for you boy.
>>3467461
I'm feeling good about this, Stingray.
>>3467463
Someone with your powers is bound to do that eventually. Heck, it'll even happen to me eventually.
>>3467473
Will do! I'll try my luck out next time!
>>3467439
Yungoos
>>3467493
Heck, I already like ya, but your boner's a pretty big weakness, so you probably aren't too good in a fight, are ya?
Oh damn! Just how many deaths did it take to get this right?
>>3467519
me to
>>3467533
>phone rings
>>3467463
If I had interest in augmenting my tanks that way, I would've already done it.
>>3467477
Part of why I cling to my tanks so much. Only one other person where I'm from saw value in them, but I know, damn it. But either way, one's got to take risks in order to advance.
>>3467511
...M-Maybe they were looking for my other phone...
>>3467526
Was I ever at a high? If so tell me when and I'll try my hardest to go back to that lifestyle.
>>3467539
Ha... sounds about right.
Thanks for hosting and good job guy!
I'll be going to sleep, expect XCOM 2 games one day.
>>3467539
Congratulations.
WinRar is shit faced Subaru. Nice pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eXMwnsSt-U
>>3467539
>kamina not coming back
>ilya dead
All this misery~ Rejoice in it!
>>3467537
Well, I wouldn't say fighting is my favorite thing,
But I can in fact defend myself, and I like to believe I'm rather good at it.
>>3467579
Congrats, subaru.
Thanks for hosting, shitty bill.
>>3467539
It was only a matter of time before I damned Kamina to the shadow realm.
>>3467553
>answers
Moshi moshi~!
>>3467533
>phone rings
>>3467575
Be quick with it Nigger
>>3467579
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3467533
>phone rings
>>3467594
Hello?
>>3467533
Congratulations Tracksuit! You graduated to Tracksuit+!
>>3467579
Thank you for hosting! It was fun as always Sir!
>>3467601
I'll take my time just for you.
Night.
That was a interesting game. I can work with these people.
>>3467579
Felicitation mon ami!
Merci d'avoir hébergé.
>>3467575
>XCOM 2 Games
>>3467635
Thanks for hostin' man.
>>3467561
I intend to enter the next game, so you may face me.
>>3467439
Furry porn
