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>>3461116
Nah.
You just gotta brush my maid, be my hair..
No wait, other way around.
Anyway, it's good pay.
>>3461173
Sunset
>>3461173
Elder Price
>>3461067
From personal experience, I'd say that magic is the most likely answer.
>>3461074
An entire species of robotic lifeforms...damn. I suppose it's possible, but I never even...wait, "DECEPTicons"? Wow.
>>3461087
>>3461182
>She's already looking up from it, sneering up at him
Wouldn't you do anything to keep an intruder out of your home?
>>3461173
Jean Pierre Polnareff
>>3461067
Well, the hee-arena itself is an anomaly, hee-ho. It hee-seems to shift and change shapes when it hee-isn't being used, ho. It's like that cat that hee-dead and alive until you open the box, hee-ho. This is hee-probably either the use or the hee-source of that energy you were talking about, hee-ho. That's all I really know, hee-ho.
>>3461078
Hee-well, I can see that side, hee-ho. Oh well!
>>3461173
FUCKING AVAFAGS
>>3461173
Furry's life
>>3461173
Lilith
>>3461173
Flamin' Yawn
>>3461173
Lord Beerus
>>3461195
Well yeah, I guess so, but this tank ain't your home, is it?
>>3461184
Good luck out there, love.
>>3461182
I suppose I could live with that...
>>3461206
Are the hidden brother of "Furry porn" ?
It's a friend of mine
>>3461173
Late Yin
I look away for 5 minutes, and suddenly there's a game.
>>3461246
Pretty good, let's begin !
>>3461246
Looks good.
>>3461221
It sure is.
>>3461246
Let's get this show on the roa-
SCHOOL!?
>>3461246
Seems fine
>>3461226
You too hun
>>3461246
Go on. I've a familiar to crush.
>>3461246
Lookin' good.
>>3461206
"Oh god I think I'm going to be sick." Scanty covers her mouth as she begins to retch. "Cease this disgusting activity at once!"
>>3461246
Looks hee-great, ho!
>>3461269
Just be careful, okay? Love you.
>>3461136
Oh, sorry then I just thought, but it's weird I've been hearing that recently in general...
>>3461197
would I be correct in assuming you don't like the summer time?
>>3461246
Looks good!
>>3461230
I do not think so, Fyxe. Never seen them before, though my memory isn't the most reliable.
>>3461246
Lovely, lets move.
>>3461246
Good luck to you all!
>>3461195
DO NOT MOCK THE NAME OF LORD MEGATRON'S RIGHTEOUS FACTION
Do you WANT to be branded as a heretic!? Do you!? You already have one strike for having flesh! Do not make it worse for you!
>>3461195
You like the name?
>>3461246
Let the fight begin!
>>3461246
Uhm. What am I supposed to do again? Wait, don't tell!
...I need to stay alive for aslong as possible?
>>3461283
Patton wouldn't be pleased if I took the cautious route.
>>3461074
Response: The potential for an unknown force to be the cause of the anomaly has been considered, however, Engi have yet to prove what it could be
>>3461195
Response: Affirmative, we have considered this. But the question of why and how it started looms.
>>3461197
Response: We are aware that this location is an anomaly. The question Engi possess is how and why it exists.
>>3461246
My, what a group! With a harlot and a mighty Dragon by my side, how could I ever fail?
>>3461246
Pretty as a picture!
>>3461287
That's what I thought, yeah.
Why are you not playing Tal. I know you think you're only good at chess, but maybe tou got some hidden talents. You don't know.
>>3461322
Why would a school mascot want to destroy a school?
>>3461284
Eh, It's hee-okay, but I like winter way more, hee-ho!
>>3461323
Well, I know why it exists, hee-ho. It's a place where hee-anything and everything hee-fight, ho. It's called the hee-arena for a reason. The hee-how is still unknown, but I gave you the hee-why, ho.
>>3461327
She's like 12
>>3461229
Awesome.
You gotta take a test though, to make sure you're Passione material.
>>3461262
You live and sleep in this cramped tank?
>>3461316
I'm not saying you can't go for the throat, just check your corners and your six.
>>3461322
Alright team! Or shall I say lab assistants? Heheheh.
We should stick together-...or not.
>>3461340
Looks more like a thousand year old dragon to me, m80.
>>3461323
Any suggestions?
>>3461322
>shrugs
>>3461322
I don't think this is really that truthful, I just moved...
>>3461339
Because you don't have to worry about your ice cream melting, isn't it the best?!
>>3461322
Let's get going now.
>>3461349
A Test? like a job interview or something? Oh that'll be simple, I'm sure you'll find my resume to be acceptable.
>>3461322
Ha! He's just a useless senile old man anyways. He probably won't remember it in a week.
>>3461334
I've got a vested interest in a participant, shall we say.
>>3461307
>She laughs loudly
I'm already called a heretic back where I'm from!
>>3461312
Mostly just wondering why the word "Deception" is a major part of the name.
>>3461314
Right you are.
>>3461323
Most likely? A being of considerable power got bored one day.
>>3461349
It's not as bad when you're as tiny as I am. And it has everything I need.
>>3461322
Better than nothing, I guess....
>>3461322
I don't know who you are, miss. Why are you in my house?
Who do you love, HG?
>>3461387
Got it
>>3461388
Oh! Hi Tank! How are you and your.....Rika doing?
>>3461330
Couldn't agree more.
>>3461406
Please don't spin the chemicals.
>>3461407
Sunset Shimmer. Obviously.
>>3461406
Was that all?
>>3461406
Enjoy that frog I put in there you shit stain?
>>3461406
I'll ask you to stay calm while I do some tests
>>3461340
3 more years and she'll be an adult! She better learn how to dress like one quickly. Puritans and lustful men alike will be at her throat in no time!
>>3461407
Onee-chan~
>>3461354
I'll stay close enough for you to watch my behind yourself
>>3461373
Hee-yep, ho! Oh, and the cold is just hee-better, for reasons that hee-everyone should see, ho!
>>3461406
Hee-you can't just yell those hee-words, ho! >>3461407
What's love, ho?
>>3461406
You can come out when you stop being annoying, so you will probably stay in there for a long time.
>>3461382
>He pulls out a lighter from his pocket and lights it, handing it over to you.
Keep this lighter lit for 24 hours. It can't be relit, and if the flame goes out before time's up, then you can't join us.
>>3461388
Guns, guns, and more guns?
>>3461407
Boss.
>>3461406
Mom's a real bitch, yeah.
>>3461406
What's a fashion club? And why are you all dressed so pretty?
>>3461406
Poppycock! Humans can hold their breath for far longer than ten minutes! Observe!
>>3461407
That gay nigger who shot up that nightclub.
>>3461339
Response: That is not the "why" in question. Engi "why" is why it began. What forces caused it to not only 'tare' space, but expand.
Comment: A potential cause is 'magic' from other space, but this alone can not create such an anomaly.
>>3461369
Response: Engi has considered 'magic' from other spaces to be a cause, but the amount of energy from this force has been calculated and is not enough to support an anomaly of this size alone.
>>3461388
Response: That is... an 'odd' suggestion to Engi.
>>3461439
>Smacks
I do love it when we compromise.
>>3461407
Lotsa people.
>>3461406
I'm not really one with a head for fashion
>>3461388
>he quickly jots this down
That's a strike two. I'm getting eager to hear how you'll say the Lord's name in vain this time!
>>3461455
So...I just have to keep the thing lit? That's it? that's a bit...easy, don't you think?
>>3461498
So, what do we have to study?
>>3461498
Feeling naughty, Klopp?
>>3461498
Get out of my house!
>>3461498
If I am grounded...Does it mean I am not allowed to fly between dimensions? Awwwwwww.
>>3461512
Sex Ed
>>3461498
FROSTBITE ON MY DICK
>>3461498
Damn straight I done did. Ain't nobody gonna out-eat the King of Dreamland.
>>3461498
This is nothing.
...
I can survive a simple accident like this.
>>3461416
...Other way around, there, lady.
>>3461428
>>3461406
Truth be told, i don't even know what the hell the term means.
>>3461455
As in "proper facilities".
>>3461475
I, have had, SO much experience in the matter.
>>3461499
>She scoffs
Besides, I'm his "guide", I doubt he views me as particularly disposable.
>>3461388
The Autobots gave us this name. But i wear this with pride as well.
>>3461475
Not the magicians again! I've met a very little one who, was very fool mouth.
>>3461307
>>3461499
Did you just jotsed her without my promission?!
Who you think you are to do this without my word?!
>aims his cannon at you
>>3461498
I'm hopeful. Let's get some work done! We can order a pizza or something while we study
>she wanders aimlessly through the thread
>>3461475
Why it hee-began, ho? Well, hee-it just suddenly hee-happened, ho. One second, it wasn't here, the next, it hee-was. Oh, and hee-magic? I haven't seen hee-mana used to make such a big place, hee-ho. You know, now that you mention it, I really have hee-no idea how this place was made, ho. My only hee-idea is Magic has to be a critical part of hee-keeping this place alive, ho.
>>3461530
...
>>3461498
Hello again! I noticed you haven't had a checkup in recent time! You don't want the black death to creep up that dress, do you?
>>3461406
I don't understand, I think it looks good.
>>3461429
But I don't think I act special at all, I'm just myself, haha, Mr. Sweetheart. Ah but I know what you mean, I think it's very clear when I like someone.
>>3461453
Like snow! It's the best kind of weather, you can have snowball fights, and a reason to huddle up close next to others.
>>3461407
A lot of people.
>>3461498
My birthday was months ago... of course you didn't get an invite now.
>>3461498
We got the boo-
Is this it? I thought there'd be more people...
>>3461536
...Huuuuuh? Oh rosebuds! I was so confident I remembered something this time!
>>3461529
Well, that always was an easy subject, there's not much material to memorize.
>>3461536
I believe it means Political Correctness
>>3461501
Seems like it, doesn't it?
Everybody says that at first. But if you let a stray breeze or somethin' knock that fire out even once, it's all over!
>>3461536
It's got a toilet?
>>3461551
>Places giant rubber bands around claws
>>3461551
Are you lost little thing?
>Tfw they REDESIGNED THE FUCKING LEPRECHAUN
>>3461569
Look, if you want me to learn about the church of latter day saints or whatever, fine, just give me food.
>>3461551
Hey Clawdia. You alright?
>>3461569
I j-just want to talk to someone.
>>3461569
Am I going to be famous?
>>3461562
Ahh, so its a gentle flame...now this'll be quite the challenge.
>>3461576
I'm livid.
>>3461569
Oh I get it, this is part of the fashion club things aswell, isn't it, Mr Polnareff?
....Im sorry, did you have a first name?
>>3461569
See. Your just a useless familiar who's only good at simple slave work.
>>3461536
I...errr, I can be his guide! He doesn't need YOU. So, why don't you crawl back into the swamp or wherever you humans come from?
>>3461539
I-Its me, Lord Megatron. Your favorite! You know? Tarn? You gave me this dual fusion cannon?
>he gestures to his right arm
>>3461569
I have no idea what to do. Why did you invite me?
>>3461588
>Huh. I thought I linked an image.
>>3461554
Everyone as themselves tends to be special in their own ways. Your comfort level with yourself really shows through.
>>3461596
I want to marry Sanae.
>>3461407
matoi
>>3461566
>she looks at her banded claws
Uh...this doesn't stop me from piercing stuff, you know.
>>3461571
Nope, just walking around for no good reason.
>>3461588
Heya Snowman!
>>3461593
I'm fine, just walking around, planing my next k-...move.
>>3461609
Make up..Make up...maybe we have to ''make up'' things to do?
>>3461627
Move over. Shes already going on a date with me
>>3461539
Response: As stated. Magic alone can not support this anomaly.
>>3461536
Query: Contact with deities?
Comment: This posses an... interesting probably Engi will need to research.
>>3461551
Observation: Unknown Humanoid detected. Odd mantis-like appendages.
Statement: Greetings.
>>3461552
Response: Affirmative.
>>3461637
There is something in my heart that I miss. And I don't know what!
>>3461551
Ohhh my! What a cute little abomination you are!
>pokes at the crab hands
>>3461569
Ha! I would've accepted meager things like a "thanks"! What a fool!
>>3461637
That still counts as Klopping.
>>3461627
Really? why me of all people?
>>3461637
>
>>3461597
You can probably do it.
Demons're used to fire, aren't they?
>>3461637
Not the fist time this has happened.
>>3461634
I know. I just had these laying around doing nothing
>>3461576
Scanty reels back after seeing the horrible change.
"What is this hideous monster? This this looks worse then the ghost made up of shit, perhaps it's a new ghost?"
>>3461637
Whoever done made this, props to 'em. It's some good eatin'.
>>3461539
...Huh. Lemme guess, your rivals?
>>3461558
Well, I'm Rika, and it's the tank. You remembered the names, just not where they went. Ever considered writing things down?
>>3461559
>She laughs
That's just stupid, I of all people haven't got any rights in telling people not to insult things they don't like.
>>3461562
Facilities like that, AC, a pair of fridges, stove, microwave, everything I need.
>>3461608
If nothing else, he's also seemed to taken a liking to how bold I am.
>>3461647
With some times more directly than others. To my knowledge, there's even one that regulars here.
>>3461634
Well it's good to walk aimlessly sometimes. It's better with music though, don't you think?
>>3461634
Hee-hey, ho! Uh, do you hee-need help with those bands, ho?
>>3461647
Hee-well, I'm sorry if I hee-couldn't help much, ho. I know it's your nature to understand stuff with science, but it's going to hee-be hard, Engi. Hee-I wish you good luck, hee-sir.
>>3461569
Yeah, she's kind of cute, but so are a lot of people here.
>>3461588
I could imagine why you wouldn't like that as much, but I can't wait for winter... It's ganna be so fun this year I can feel it.
>>3461617
But you yourself are really nice to talk to, you bring up pretty interesting things too, I don't know why you were feeling bad the other day, you're pretty charismatic after all.
>>3461637
But... I don't have a heart..
>>3461676
Finger licking good even
>>3461637
Who prepared this?! I can't see a single parasite on here! This meat is not even closely raw! Are you trying to kill us!?
>>3461661
Of course, it should be easy...unless there's a trick to it, of course.
>>3461670
>>3461599
>SCREAMS EXTERNALLY
>>3461680
in the end, it was you who was giving a lecture about it
>>3461647
Eh, hello, metallic person.
>>3461652
Well aren't you courageous, say are you one of them doctors in the plague?
>>3461668
It's alright, it's kinda fun looking at them.
>>3461683
Not much of a music person, mostly because I stay away from concerts and parties.
>>3461685
Nope, they look cute, don't they?
>>3461660
"Surely you're not implying doubt on my sisters part."
>>3461637
>>3461659
Kill me. Also nice pun.
>>3461691
Aw, thanks Kaito. I tend to have my mind on stuff I find I interesting is all, and I have the damnedest time forgetting any of it. I just have some known emotional issues plus the usual baggage everyone has. Hard not to feel down sometimes.
>>3461691
Hee-well, I hope you can wait for hee-6 months, ho!
>>3461708
Hee-hello, ho?
>>3461712
Well, now that you hee-mention it...They look adorable, hee-ho!
>>3461708
I.. uhh. uhmmmm..
damn, I'm not a rapper.
>>3461714
excuse me?
>>3461569
My what?
>>3461608
Tarn, the leader of the D. J. D.
And a zealot.
>laughs
You can calm yourself down Zarn, No need to harm that human.
>>3461680
Indeed. The autobots pacifism was corrupt, we had to change them somehow! That's why i formed the decepticons, after my "student" betrayed my cause.
>>3461708
So you say you have "toys", pointing at robots like us?! Take this!
>>3461701
>Forgot picture
>reee
>>3461680
I don't know how to write. I'd love to learn it one day. Maybe I wouldn't be so forgetfull if I had a...a...scroll with important things to remember
>>3461708
Oh you are so DE- Oh...I am sorry mister schoolleader...
>>3461708
TWILIGHT WARNED ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN.
>>3461719
Thank you, I've been waiting to make it.
>>3461708
You're making it really hard to ignore old habits.
>>3461680
WHAT. He likes you already?! That's...That's NOT FAIR
>>3461680
You got internet in there?
>>3461701
Nah, there's no trick.
That's the whole thing.
Just gotta keep the lighter lit.
>>3461692
>tfw there's a line in the Anime where Dedede says "FRIED CHICKEN!"
>>3461712
I was thinking more along the lines of a walkman you know.
What are you anyway? Hope my question isn't offensive.
>>3461640
Makeup is usually worn by women to make themselves prettier, or accentuate the beauty they already have, from what I've seen on my travels. I nowhere close to an expert on the matter, though
>>3461708
...Internet? That thing personal computer nerds use to chat?
>>3461680
>Engi pauses for a moment.
Query: Who?
>>3461685
Response: We appreciate all assistance, even if minor - Jack.
>>3461712
Comment: Engi do not recognize any beings resembling you.
Query: Who and what are you?
>>3461741
You just got KLOPPED!
>>3461755
Well, then consider it done.
>>3461773
>Wiggins, stop, you're not me mum
>>3461735
>she starts rubbing one of the sides of her claw to her face, absolutely delighted by the feeling of rubber
And they feel so weird too.
>>3461758
I'm a Crabgirl, not really offensive if it's kinda needed to be explained.
>>3461765
Me? Well I'm a Crabgirl, my name is Clawdia.
>>3461773
Can I keep em?
>>3461774
I wish I brought my camera...
>>3461782
Please don't rub it in sir
>>3461777
>no prob
>>3461765
Hee-well, here's a tip: We hee-do have a few science guys, so they might be a hee-bigger help than me, a snowman, ho. Ask them for hee-assistance, ho.
>>3461774
Hee-woo!
>>3461760
Buuut..Isn't that just a veil of lies they'd put on their faces in the end? What's the point?
>>3461774
Please make this wooden carriage stop! Help me!
>>3461774
>claps
Impressive. When did you start skating?
>>3461751
Yet you went through with it. Silly...
>>3461774
Turn on your headlights ya freakin' idiot!
>>3461712
Guilty as charged! Now what are you, hmm? A demonspawn? Ohh! What demon is your father?
>>3461774
When everyone else is dead or dying, its not all that hard to be the life of the party!
>>3461774
My mom gave me these puppies Doppio. It's only natural you like her.
Sudden objective change. Engi is needed elsewhere.
Statement: Mantis incursion in Engi space, Engi is needed to defend. Engi apologizes. Farewell.
>Engi ship takes off
>>3461714
Nah, not really.
I'm pretty sure she can do it, I'm just sayin' it's a lot tougher than it sounds.
>>3461789
Alright, good luck.
Hopefully by this time tomorrow you'll be in the gang.
>>3461774
Whaddya doin' there-
N-No! Don't be doin' th- STOP IT!
>>3461802
TOO BAD!
>>3461797
Hee-really, ho? Well, you hee-seem to like them, hee-ho! I assume your day is the hee-same old?
>>3461708
Haha, move over!
>>3461710
This place can be just plain dumb. After all, with certain things such discrimination can be...more than excused.
>>3461744
What was so corrupt about it?
>>3461750
...Well, can you read?
>>3461753
>She snickers
Tough luck.
>>3461755
No internet in Gensokyo, no point in it.
>>3461765
>>3461819
...Well, I suppose I'll tell you later.
>>3461730
The only thing that could be considered weighing me down would be something you already know, but I know how you feel, it's nearly impossible to forget things you find interesting.
>>3461735
Don't worry about me! I have all the time in the world!
>>3461808
I don't know! Just please help me stop this monstrousity!
>She is visibly panicking
>>3461809
I thought it'd be okay if I was wearing safety goggles.
I was wrong.
>>3461797
We don't see your kind too often here, even from where I came. You're cute.
>>3461823
It'll be easy, I'll be raking in the money doing house work in no time.
>>3461828
>I know you are, but i do that with literally all the avas, I'm kinda pushing it right now, cause i made it a point to really only go OOC with BB or Stocking
>>3461833
oh no, I'm almost late!
>>3461834
You're a mean one.
>>3461839
I guess
>>3461833
My what?
>>3461839
How they leaded our people. I see you can handle Tarn by yourself.
>>3461753
You just ignored your master?
>>3461833
...You don't hee-have hair, ho.
>>3461842
Ah, hee-great! Say, do you hee-need anything, sir?
>>3461833
...I can't sing and insult people at the same time, mister medicineman. I am sorry
>>3461839
Uhm...I think so? Does looking at paintings count? No wait, do you mean, poetry?...
>She is trying to figure out what the tankgirl means but fails at it
>>3461806
They're usually doing it to look beautiful, and possibly get a guy to notice them
>>3461833
It's not even my birthday, stop asking to go to a party that's not happening
>>3461854
Just think on it, and you can always reply as anon.
>>3461438
Where is little nep?
>>3461839
Then count me out.
Sounds like a horrible place.
>>3461854
>Blows at lighter
>>3461852
You're beautiful.
>>3461876
>Her
Is it because I wear pink?
>>3461813
Demon Spawn? Well unless you count Cthulhu as a demon, then I'm not demon, I'm a Crabgirl.
>>3461828
>she smiles
Why thank you Mister.
>>3461836
Yep, but today I'm gonna try something different, I'm not gonna mention a single word about murder or blood.
>>3461852
>her face shows joy
I'm cute? Well thank you miss.
>>3461842
Of course, you probably have actual reliable storage media to access when it comes to that.
>>3461870
That doesn't explain why they would hide their true self..Are they afraid of the truth so they hide behind a mask?
..I don't think i'd like this make up very much, mister.
>>3461876
...I lost on purpose because i like the colour pink.
>>3461880
>Kneesocks gently pulls the lighter away
>She's obviously focusing some of her own heat onto the lighters pitiful flame
That's dirty, Doppio.
>>3461875
>What? and not have the picture?
>C'mon man.
>>3461744
But, my lord, she's potentially a blasphemer! That potential makes her a threat!
...Z-Zarn, my lord?
>>3461839
>has a loyal tempter tantrum
AHHHH. You're just a human! You're just lucky Megatron takes care of his pets!
>>3461891
That ass, Doppio, I told you. Female booty.
>>3461883
We all are anon. We just need to search the beauty deeper for some people.
Thank you!
>>3461876
.... Anything else would have been against the universe, apparently
>>3461923
>>3461863
Don't be ridiculous!...my lord! I would NEVER ignore your perfection!
>>3461899
Hee-really, ho? That's great, hee-ho!
>>3461923
Hee-hm hm...
>Sneak, sneak.
>>3461923
>cyberbullies
>>3461923
Another sucker out of their candy...and they say babies are easy to steal from, I think full grown adults are easier~.
>>3461858
Uh, sorry about that, I guess.
>>3461863
Lulling them in to stagnation or something?
Hehehe, I think he's jealous.
>>3461869
Sort of like poetry, I guess. Can you understand what other people write down?
>>3461876
Christ, do you have anything better to do...!?
>>3461880
Pah, not here to please you. It's MY tank, after all.
>>3461912
>She laughs louder than last time
You're a big child, huh?
>>3461866
Nope, thanks for offering! But... Why the sudden offer?
>>3461907
Believe it of not though I'm terrible at remembering names, it's just a weird thing... But faults like that make me the person I am, even though it makes me feel bad sometimes.
>>3461923
Shall we get started?
>>3461848
>she quickly walks over to you and places her hands under your armpits to lift you up before placing you safely on the ground.
Hey, are you all right?
>>3461899
>Chtulhu?
Are you related to him? I've read crazy stories about him, but I always thought it was just stories to scare people.
>>3461957
>You're a big child, huh?
For you
>>3461877
Huuuuh? I am the littlest nep.
>>3461963
Me too man, me too. I had to try super hard when I first got here to remember all the names. I'd overuse them just to make sure I didn't forget. Even now, I'll go weeks calling someone man or dude, not realizing I have no idea what their name is.
>>3461970
The statement holds true: winners don't do drugs
>>3461970
I should've looked both ways.
>>3461970
Kneesocks is 500% cute.
>>3461923
Maybe i should eat a bit less...I can't travel effectively with excess weight!
>>3461957
...Oooh! Writing and scriptures! Sure, I can do that...I think. I remember that I used to sing a lot for..someone.
>>3461957
You're not drunk, are you?
>>3461910
Hahah, just thought I'd mess with ya a bit. 'Sides, if ya would've let it go out so easy then I wouldn'tve even offered ya the spot.
>>3461918
Should I cut my hair..? What do I do?
>>3461957
What's the point of having a tank with no internet, though? That's really lame.
You should give it wifi.
>>3461970
>>3462000
You still did great. F.
>>3461947
It's only great if I don't bloody screw it up.
>>3461980
Hm? You've got good ears to hear that, but nope, not related, I'm just a servant.
>>3461908
They probably are afraid of being rejected, believing themselves lesser and thinking they need it. I prefer girls without makeup, though. Natural beauty is amazing to behold
>>3461970
I really don't understand why you're so angry
>>3461983
The one who is not as developed as you, your sister.
Do you think if we ignore them that they'll go away?
>>3461957
I don't know. Are child's commanders? Do children actively kill traitors?! Are children known for wearing cannons on their arms!? No!?
>>3461963
Hee-well, I was just hee-wondering, ho! Is it that bad to want to hee-give someone a gift, ho?
>>3461970
Wait, why aren't the hee-bre-
>CRASH!
>-2059792!
>>3462018
...Hm. Well, looks like we hee-already got the grey area, ho.
>>3462008
What kind of fool would just let that happen...I'm putting in my all just so it won't go out...that little blow could've been the end.
>>3461970
Like it'd be that easy!
>>3462007
I haven't had any sake in like...a week, I think. This place makes you do weird things, is all.
>>3462006
Well, if you can read, you can probably write, since you know the shape of words and such.
>>3462008
Again, no point where I'm from.
>>3462031
I mean, some are.
>>3462025
Hehehaha!
>>3462025
A bus?!
>>3462028
Depends. who are you referring to?
>>3462019
Na-tu-ral beauty? You mean, like the moon and stars in the sky? I think it's silly that women use make up to look like the nightsky...
>>3462020
How should I know? I haven't really been around lately..
>>3461912
>laughs
Tarn, she has proven herself useful. More useful than any cybertronians i've met here!!
She gave me information what i've needed. Actually she allways gives, also her failures also entertaining.
>>3461957
>sighs
He is jealous indeed. But he is a good soldier, would follow every order i would give to him.
>>3461876
It was a really tough Lead pipe!
>>3461945
You better. Report Tarn, how did you get here anyway? I havent seen you on board of the Nemesis.
>>3462049
Oh..Uhm....
>sheepish smile
...What is writing again? When you draw letters and words on paper?
>>3462036
whatcha mean, oh wait I said bloody, well blood is something I can't avoid, just look at my claws, just covered by blood.
>>3462028
The nightmares?
The guilt we still feel after allt these year?
The crushing feeling we're inherently all waste of place coping with HG and escapism?
It never goes away, anon
>>3462049
Your actions would be understandable if you were drunk, but it seems you're just weird
>>3461975
cancer
say hi to ERP for me
>>3462028
Ignoring things never works.
Shitposting, my brother. Shitposting is the Way and the Light.
>>3462028
furry porn is coolio
all the other furries need to go
>>3462081
Hee-well, that's fine, ho. I mean, if you like killing things, there's hee-no need to hide it, ho.
>>3462066
Talk about childish, anyways....Seems embarrassing.
>>3462080
Uh. Yeah. That's it exactly.
>>3462089
Hey, this place makes you do weird stuff. Like go to school. And leave your tank when it's not safe.
>>3462097
I dont know, always meant to ask...
>>3462013
Yup. You too
>>3462065
>Kissu
>>3462052
The Mexicans.
>>3461975
>on instinct, she transforms into pic related and lashes out, only stopping just an inch of striking her face
....Oooh! Thank you miss! I forgot that i could simply fly away!
>>3462110
>coolie
We've been spending most our lives living in the furries paradise
>>3462100
Who are you?
>>3462128
Silly pooch, this isn't a place for a forrest critter like y -....oh.
>>3462097
That might be harder than you think.
>>3462133
H-Hii..!
>>3461997
Haha, ah.. I try writing them down, because I heard if you write them down it's easier to remember, but I wouldn't feel too bad, I'm sure they'd understand if you asked and apologized.
>>3462036
Oh no that's fine, I just don't really need anything right now, but do you need anything?
>>3462049
Didn't think so-I'm sorry, what?
>>3462066
You tolerate her failures?!
...note to self, tolerate failures.
She can't be THAT useful. Anything she can do, I can do way more efficiently!
Nemesis? Ah yes! Well, my lord, I was hunting down my traitor list, you see and I heard the mighty Lord himself was in area. So, here I am!
>>3462037
Well, alright.
If you say so.
>>3462041
>Pats head
Good job. Maybe eventually I'll let ya cut my hair.
>>3462049
It's LAME.
Stupid tank.
>>3462058
The natural beauty of a lovely woman is what I'm talking about. A man like me loves a pretty face
>>3462130
No need to talk me up. I went out like a chump with that reaction. But we'll do better next time.
>>3462110
You leave the adorable little foxes alone.
>>3462117
Sure, I can do that! I like to..write, wasn't it? yes! I like to write and to tell everyone what i was writing!
>>3462116
I do like killing things that are bad.
>she frowns
But I don't wanna scare anybody.
>>3462100
I guess I can.
>>3462148
You didn't have to make fun of my dance moves, in the process...
>>3462117
You sure, that must be it
>>3462118
Ask next time then.
>>3462149
Hi!
>>3462136
Just wait until November, m7
>>3462157
But mister? Who or what decides if a woman has a pretty face? Isn't it like..one man's trash is another man's treasure?
>>3462150
Hee-a glass of ice would be amazing hee-right now, ho!
>>3462171
Hee-there's no need to worry, ho! We are in the arena, hee-ho! People won't be hee-scared, ho!
>>3462187
>thinking walls will stop burrowers
>>3462150
Took me too long to realize that's why you nickname everyone! As for myself, that's what happens, asking and apologizing I mean. Works out just fine.
>>3462156
...If I do cut your hair...promise to not bleed everywhere? okay?
>>3462137
>flips out and faints at the sight of seeing you turn into a fish-thing
>>3462179
What's with the sudden kiss?
>>3462182
>Marvel or DC
They both face pales before the Mighty Watchmen (which they raped)
>>3462174
But I only said it was silly..And I ment it in a cute way!
>>3462182
Uhm...Which 1 has the man that can weave webs? I think I like him more!
>>3462154
I didn't misspeak.
>>3462156
>She twitches
Watch who you're saying that to.
>>3462169
...Well, can't you use the writing to help remember things?
>>3462177
Oh, come on, I'm sure there's been at least one point where you've conveniently "forgotten" you can fly while falling to your death here.
>>3462182
>>3462217
I barely even know what these things are!
>>3462208
Because your cute.
>>3462199
Relax, man. Their skin colour will be a dead give way soon enough. They'll be deported before they can steal a single job!
>>3462192
I already scared someone, don't just tell lies.
>>3462235
What about her cute?
>>3462203
....Huuuuh? Isn't this normal for people to do? Surely you can shift into an Astral Dragon aswell!
>Lilith
>>3462232
...Giant robots are amazing, alright?
>Tank Girl
Something something +1
>>3462189
Each man does have their preferences. I personally love a naturally pretty girl, though
>Polnareffu
>>3462242
It's cute.
>>3462154
I can give you one more to your list.
Airachnid she betrayed our cause.
Imagine, Optimus proved to us that human allies can do devastating things, like hacking into stations without making any sound. Also, they are from this place or they are longer here then we, so they have information.
So your hunting mission led you here? Let me guess, you can't contact to any one of us right?
Also she never failed to give the intel i've needed. Only at games, wich ARE for entertainment.
>>3462117
Then beat him.
>Megatron
>>3462239
You're right. We don't need walls.
We need catapults.
