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A fitting winner, I guess.
>>3459541
>She whimpers, shakily sobbing to herself as she tries to desperately drag herself the last few feet to her tank, before collapsing
>>3459565
...I don't even remember what I was doing.
>>3459555
Hee-well, ho.
>>3459569
...Hee-I won, ho? I won!
>>3459569
Kukuku, the I like to kill things idiot couldn't pull through in the end.
>>3459569
Congrats, Frosty!
hg is dying lol
>>3459569
COngratulation Jack. You truly were in your element.
Thanks for hosting
>>3459569
DAMN IT!!!!!! DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!!
Congrats, Jack, and thanks for hosting!
>>3459565
...I think its best if I leave that little bit of hair alone...
>>3459597
Stats and stuff.
Thanks for playing!
>>3459569
Congrats.
Thanks for hosting!
>>3459607
You're useless.
>>3459624
Thanks for hosting, congrats Jack
>>3459565
I wouldn't call that "regular"...
>>3459624
Thank you for hosting.
>>3459547 (Kaito)
Nah, it's less you and more her I'm worried about. It's a really, really tough road to hoe. Lots of pain and grief. Of course, that does lead me to being concerned for you. It's noble to offer to be someone's rock, but we can't do it 100% of the time. It wears you down.
>>3459594
>Grabs the pile of snow by his head. Smashes him against the wall.
>>3459595
>>3459633
Shut it you mongrel! You can't talk, I made it further then even you!
>>3459642
>well. That was awkward.
>>3459624
Eyyy, grats Frost.
Thanks fer hostin'.
>>3459588
Yeah, I uh, I blew up.
Wonder who the jerk that set that bomb was.
>>3459614
Who knew?
I don't mess with it very often, so..
Huh. Looks like we got somethin' in common.
>>3459636
Eh, it's whatever.
I'm used to crazy stuff goin' on.
>>3459594
So I know what I'm talking about when I say your a familiar. Regardless of you having a contract with a master or not.
>>3459663
Huh...I don't know. Lots of people use explosives here. At least you didn't slowly freeze to death, inches from safety.
>>3459624
>Alternated sobbing ad shivering
Thanks...for the show. Congrats.
>>3459663
Lawd have mercy, that booty.
>>3459652
>He gets slammed into a wall!
>-200!
Hee-WHAT.
>>3459655
Thanks, hee-DDD!
>>3459670
I'm not a hee-familiar, ho! I'm a demon!
>>3459663
Yeah...I think yours might be a tiny bit worse though...maybe you should get that checked out...y'know, to be safe.
>>3459663
Are you sure you're alright?
>>3459652
This time. I won last time, you lost this time as well and look. We got the same kills again you worthless killer.
>>3459594
Congratulations Frost!
>>3459569
Thanks for hosting! It was a cool one.
>>3459607
>>3459573
You say that but only because you've never had one, but man sacrificing yourself like that, you're not all bad.
>>3459637
I wouldn't worry too much about her, she won't or should I say can't go further than she is now, it's all programming after all..
Oh and if I start feeling worn down I could always sneak a kiss and that would cheer me up, haha.
>>3459681
Demons can be familiars too you giant ice cream cone.
>>3459702
Well, if you say so. My experience is with humans, after all, though you all seem remarkably human to me.
>>3459675
Sorry to hear it.
Ya got a cool-lookin' tank, though.
>>3459677
Stop it!
It's just a butt, I don't get it.
You're supposed to check out girls' butts, not guys'.
>>3459683
Nah, I can't really go ta doctors or nothin'.
Since I'm a criminal if I go to a hospital I'll probably get arrested.
>>3459685
Yeah.
Li'l lightheaded, but yeah, I'm good.
>>3459722
You're right, the problem is that you've got a girl's butt.
>>3459722
This is why I never leave my tank...and of course, it's my own design!
>>3459722
Don't you have any, y'know, connections? I'm sure there's a doctor somewhere in your gang.
>>3459683
>strokes horn rapidly and mimics scanty's voice
hey sis~
>sneak sneak
>>3459722
Well...besides that incident, you've been fine, I hope?
>>3459681
Know your place...
>>3459687
I don't care for how many times you won, or how many kills you have! I will and I shall surpass you!
>>3459702
Shut it... I didn't sacrifice myself for that pile of snow.
>snek snek
>>3459747
>doesn't notice you
>>3459745
>Some blood spurts out of her nose
Pl-Please don't...and don't mimic my sisters voice, I-It doesn't help...
>>3459758
Good luck with that one big scary killer man, your trying to compete with a kid.
>>3459702
Thanks!
>>3459704
...What did you just hee-call me, ho?
>>3459758
Hee-wow, are you that hee-angry that I won, and you didn't, ho? Aren't you a sore loser, hee-ho.
>>3459733
I do?
Is that an insult..?
>>3459738
Ho shit, you designed it?
That's pretty fuckin' awesome.
Can I get in?
>>3459739
Well, yeah, but, uh..
His name's Ciocolatta, and he's really weird.. I really just don't like talkin' to him..
>>3459753
Yeah, pretty much, I been alright.
It just sucks though, I met the first friend I made here for the first time in a long time and she's still kinda mad at me..
>>3459771
Daily reminder of that time she convinced you to try hornillingus
>>3459785
Nope. Just means you got a nice ass. Don't worry, chicks dig that too. Don't know why, doesn't quite make sense to me, but they do.
>>3459776
An ice. Cream. Cone. What do I need to put you over a flame to get that permafrost outta your ears you useless demon.
>>3459785
Really? What happened between you two?
>>3459785
Well sometimes you have to do things you don't want too...that amount of blood loss just from a little swipe of your hair...that can't be good.
>>3459788
Be quiet anon, you don't have to remind me.
>>3459747
>slowly sinks in to safety of tank
>>3459785
NO! It's my tank, damn it! I've had too many people barge in. And of course I designed it, I'm the only tank engineer in the entirety of where I'm from.
>>3459721
That what I'm supposed to seem like, that's the point of an android ya'know. Ah but hey, how are you doing, and I mean like really really.
>>3459758
Yes you did~! You're actually nice huh?
>>3459775
>Pet.
...
>>3459776
Hey, as long as you stay cool don't worry about it.
>>3459815
THICC
>>3459774
Like I care for your age. All humans are the same to me.
>>3459776
No, i'm not.
>>3459801
Chicks do?
Never thought 'bout tryin' ta score a girl before.
>>3459811
My boss killed a close friend a' hers. I think she blames me for it.
I still feel bad, even though it happened months ago.
>>3459815
No! I'd rather die than talk to Ciocolatta. He's a weirdo, seriously.
Like, he used to be a doctor, and he'd torture old people and record them.
>>3459816
What if I say please? Just for a second?
I've never been in a tank before.
>>3459809
I heard ya, I just hee-thought I heard something hee-stupid, which I did, ho. Oh, and try me, hee-ho!
>>3459818
Hee-of course!
>>3459832
Okay, why did you hee-slam my head into a wall, hee-ho?
>>3459815
THICC
>>3459816
>throws brick
>>3459818
Really really? Decent. Didn't sleep, but decent. I woke up at like, 5:30 PM yesterday anyways.
>>3459747
>sneak sneak
>>3459832
Well whatever you say. I've got my tricks up my sleeve still.
>>3459846
Oh, then in that case...its for the best if you stay far, far away from him.
>>3459846
Wait, so you are gay? I knew it!
This disguise is useless!
>>3459847
Oh look. The familiar feels all big and bad now that it thinks it's some tough shit. So how many of your brothers and sisters should I summon up to torture in front of you?
>>3459846
Hmm...I know that feeling all too well. Lots of people on the surface blame me for killing their friends or family, or for my "cruelty." I'm just following orders and I receive blame for it.
>>3459818
I ain't nice! Not bugger off you maggot.
>>3459847
Because I felt like it that's all.
>>3459859
And I got mine.
>>3459873
Tomo!?
>>3459873
...I'm sorry?
>>3459868
Yeah, you could say that again..
He's got a pet named Secco, but it's weird, 'cause Secco's a human just like me an' him.
He feeds Secco doggy treats an' stuff.
He's a weird guy.
>>3459870
Wha- no!
I've just never thought 'bout tryin' to get with anybody before.
Gang life doesn' really mix well with that.
>>3459882
Yeah, see!? Exactly!
I'm just followin' orders.. It's not like I did it myself or nothin'..
I hope she can forgive me eventually.
>>3459873
>still doesn't notice you
>>3459887
Sure, sure. You won't know it's me coming either when that blade sinks into you.
>>3459880
Hee-I don't care, they won't hee-win, ho!
>>3459887
Hee-jerk, ho.
>>3459847
I'm Kaito, it's nICE to meet you.
>>3459855
How are you today? Well I hope.
>>3459857
Ah, well that's better than I thought, this may be strange for someone like me but.. Always plan for the worst and you'll almost always be pleasantly surprised!
>>3459887
No, you could the company I would say.
>>3459909
That doesn't add up though. It's a basic part of being human. You've thought about screwing at least, right? Uh, indulged in some self simulation?
>>3459888
Obviously! That's right, Tomo's back!
>>3459896
Tomo shouldn't have listened to the big idiot. That cvostume won't help Tomo find a husband at all!
>>3459914
>Tomo puts on a robot costume.
hhelp im being raped
>>3459917
They aren't meant to fight you stupid gelato. They are just going to be used so you can hear their screams.
>>3459873
Wait...Your not QTinho
>>3459909
Now that's what I call pet play...yo-you should probably stay away from him, he's obviously bad news...I mean anybody that does that kind of thing is just...messed up.
>>3459935
INTRUDERS!!!
>blasts at you
>>3459940
>Films
>>3459940
>helps raping you
>>3459940
Rape 'em back, anon-kun!
>>3459909
Who is this friend of yours?
>>3459935
Ma'am, what on Earth are you talking about?
>>3459952
>Blast backs
>>3459945
Tomo has no idea who you're talking about but Tomo is the cutest!
>>3459952
Beep boop. Tomo is the best. Beep boop bop.
>>3459966
Tomo's looking for a husband. It's an important mission.
>>3459928
Yeah, yeah, all that.
But that comes pretty easy.
I usually just pay 'em enough money an' they start takin' their clothes off.
>>3459949
Yeah.. Lots of the people in our gang are weird, but they bring in money n' do their job, so I can't really complain 'bout it.
Wanna join?
>>3459966
She's that Earth magic girl, Aussa.
>>3459927
...Ice puns, huh? Well, you hee-seem pretty CHILL, hee-ho! I'm Jack Frost, hee-ho!
>>3459941
Oh, so what, you going to hee-slowly torture me, hee-ho? You won't hear a single scream, you hee-puny human, ho!
>>3459979
You are not my QT This is
>>3459846
No! I've already been murdered in my tank before.
>>3459873
Why bother...?
>>3459983
I'm not a human you Popsicle. I'm a witch.
>rides skateboard into thread
sup fags
>>3459980
M-Me, in a gang... that would be rather exciting...
>>3459992
That's not cute at all.
>>3459998
Tomo's looking for someone and they're not coming!
>>3459979
>he smiles
I'm sure there are plenty of takers here.
>>3459980
Oh, miss Aussa? I'm sure she'll forgive you at some point, she's a nice enough girl.
>>3459927
That sounds like a more optimistic version of the saying that you should be a pessimist, because either you're right, or pleasantly surprised
>>3459973
>ducks behind cover
>>3459979
No, your even worse than me....
>>3460000
>Blasts you, mistaking you for a clone
>>3460012
It is!
>>3460000
dem quads nigga
>>3459998
Come on!
>He's already started climbing onto the tank.
Just lemme see the inside!
>>3460001
Yeah!
You'd have to start pretty low down, unless you marry into a higher-up or something.
>>3460017
I dunno.. She's real mad at me, and it's been a couple months.
>>3460000
>rides motorcycle into thread
What's up, nerd?
>>3460017
If there are plenty of takers then why does Tomo only meet rude people?
>>3460022
>Tomo takes off the costume.
Tomo's way better than a toy robot!
>>3460024
No way. Guys aren't cute at all, only Tomo is.
>>3459999
A witch, hee-ho? Whatever, hee-ho.
>>3459948
I'm glad to see you're doing fine then, do you require anything? It must be hard to ask after all.
>>3459983
Well what's life without a few bad puns huh? But what would you prefer Jack or Frost?
>>3460020
I suppose I'm more of a realist if anything, if I thought everything was going to end well I'd probably be dead by now, haha or at least have a replacement body...
>>3460012
Maybe they're somewhere else?
>>3460030
>She pulls some strange, boxy-looking pistol out
NO! Urgh, this wouldn't be nearly as bad if it was some normal vehicle people lived in.
>>3460051
I'm not a toy...
>>3460030
Well...we all have to start somewhere, that's a basic fact of life that anybody can understand,
Luxury is never just thrown at you!
>>3460051
He is a QT though...Every one knows he is,
>>3460063
Jack, hee-ho! You can also use Frosty as hee-well, hee-ho!
>>3460030
Give her time. Losing a best friend, especially in this place, can take a while to get over.
>>3460051
Are you calling me rude, miss Tomo?
>>3460057
Actually.. I don't have time to waste on simple familiar ice shavings like yourself.
>An Engi ship lands
Statement: Greetings.
Can I like, get some (You)s please? Samefagging them doesn't do it for me anymore.
>>3460093
Hee-wimp, hee-ho! Come back when you hee-aren't a coward, ho!
>>3460099
Hee-hello!
>>3460066
Tomo knows they're here! They were here before when Tomo was, and I'll find them again!
>>3460068
Yes you are.
Where's your off button?
>>3460078
Tomo is the cutie! Not him!
>>3460088
Tomo wouldn't be surprised if you were.
>>3460102
Take this pity (You) anon, buy your mother something nice.
>>3460099
Good to see you, engi.
>>3460119
I don't have one, I'm a Battle droid.
>>3460102
You wanna push the couch cushions back and spoon?
>>3460066
>He ignores the pistol entirely and squirms into the tank's entrance hatch, shoving her aside.
Hang on, lemme just see.
>>3460070
Yeah, guess you're right.
You can start by, uh..
Shining my shoes?
That sounds like it works.
>>3460088
Guess so..
This sucks.
>>3460114
Not being a coward. I've just nothing to gain from bullying a wimp like yourself. You wouldn't even make a better contract than the hundred knight and it nearly lacks a brain.
>>3460099
I gotta commend ya, you sure are consistent.
>>3460119
And who are they, then?
>>3460119
Sorry but no QTINHO is. And take it as a fact
>>3460142
Sh-Shoe shining? I-I'm better with paperwork...
>>3460132
Tomo wants to turn you off.
>>3460154
Tomo's looking for a husband!
>>3460157
The only fact is that Tomo is the most cute, most smart and most extremely mature person here!
>>3460169
Why would there be a noose behind there?
>>3460102
>Merry Christmas
>>3460114
Observation: Unidentified lifeform detected.
Query: Who and what are you?
>>3460132
Statement: Greetings
Query: Has the virus worked as intended?
>>3460154
Response: Engi data collection is non-stop. Always more to catalog and observe.
>>3460119
>he smiles again
Only if you provoke me.
>>3460142
You'll be fine. You have other friends to support you, right?
>>3460186
You can't....
>>3460149
Hee-bullying, ho? If you are hee-implying you were hee-hurting my feelings, you weren't, ho. Oh, and I hee-don't actually have a hee-brain, ho!
>>3460189
I'm hee-Jack Frost, and I am a hee-snowman, ho!
>>3460080
No? Well alright, but don't be afraid to let me know if you need anything.
>>3460086
Jack it is then, so tell me, how is your day going?
>>3460177
Don't disobey your higher-ups, Kneesocks.
Massage my feet.
>>3460202
Well, I've got boss.
He supports me.
>>3460063
Replacement body... Wow. Maybe before my time is up, we'll be able to reproduce cells synthetically to duplicate that effect.
>>3460188
there's one behind every cushion in my house. isn't that normal?
>>3460189
I haven't tested it out yet... My transportation hasn't gotten here yet...
>>3460202
Tomo doesn't like how that sounds.
>>3460207
Tomo can always use her magic to transform you into something else. Tomo's pretty cool like that.
>>3460186
But you're a small kid! QTINHO is the best player we have right now...
>>3460177
Gangs are against the rules.
>being this cancerous
>on /trash/, the most cancerous board on 4
Fuck off back to 9cocks , stupid kids.
>>3460224
Who is your boss, anyway? You talk about him all the time.
>>3460245
Why? If you don't bother me, I won't bother you. Sounds fair to me.
>>3460245
Another magician? The demon one was already annoying enough
HEY GUYS WELCOME TO GHOST ADVENTURES. I CAN PRACTICALLY FEEL THE ENERGY IN THE AIR, THE GHOSTS ARE ALL AROUND.
HEY GHOSTS, COME AT ME YOU PUSSIES.
>>3460142
>As he keeps moving, she lets out a yelp, firing a brief blaster round in to the air as she drops on to the floor on her back
>>3460186
...At least you've got a goal. Who's this person?
>>3460189
Sure is good to be so research-oriented.
Greetings everyone.
>>3460263
>being this cancerous
>on /trash/, the most cancerous board on 4
>Being on 4chan at all
>>3460273
There's no ghosts here right now...
>>3460283
Greetings...
>>3460224
(...Take a deep breath...remember all those times you've massaged your sisters feet)...alright fine.
>>3460255
Not necessarily, anon...
>>3460285
HG finds new ways to lower the bar.
Just eat everything in your medicine cabinets already.
>>3460264
Oh, uh, I'm not allowed to tell you.
Honestly, all I know is his name, his voice, and half of his abilities.
I've never met him in person.
>>3460276
>He falls on top of her and sits up, looking around the tank.
Huh.
Looks like the future in here.
>>3460273
Why are you so mean to me?
>still no game
>>3460210
Response: Snow is non-organic matter.
Query: Are you a similar race to Rockmen?
>>3460229
Response: Understood.
>>3460276
Response: This place is still largely unknown to Engi. More research is required before normalization can occur.
>>3460283
Observation: Non-Engi unknown machine lifeform detected.
Query: Who or what are you?
>>3460225
I suppose for humans it would be hard, you'd need to have perfected brain surgery, and I don't think doctors are that close...
>>3460256
Ah, you're tired again? Need my scarf again?
>>3460328
I swear I'll work on my game after I 100% Robobot.
>>3460300
YEAH THERE ARE
I CAN FEEL THEM
DID YOU SEE THAT ORB!? I HEARD A VOICE JUST NOW.
>>3460322
LOOK AT THAT!
IT'S A FIGURE! I HEAR IT TALKING TO ME!
ARON, POINT YOUR CAMERA OVER HERE
>>3460308
Violent gangs that run drugs 100% are, you just want a crack at Doppio in the sack after that sick handie.
>>3460300
Hello there droid, have you brought something useful to me?
>>3460305
What in the Pits of Kaon is that?!
>>3460328
>sighs
Ah Scrap.
>>3460337
Another Autonom, great, maybe you are useful for something.
I'm Megatron, leader of the Decepticons. They call us Cybertronians, and who am i talking to?
>>3460308
C'mon, don't be shy.
Don't be afraid to reaally get into it.
Dig in between my toes.
Give me the baddies hg
Did anyone quit recently?
>>3460315
Then how did you join his gang?
>>3460365
No...
>>3460365
I'm fyxe. Nice to meet you mr giant robot.
>>3460355
Actually...I need the money, I'm a paragon and all...but my paragon status can go suck it if I'm starving.
...and that handy was terrible...it was incredibly painful.
>>3460367
...You're making this harder then it should be.
>>3460370
Kamina finally fucked off to pursue his pedophilia full time.
>>3460273
If there were ghosts here, we'd already know.
>>3460283
Welcome back. Apparently your name is Megatron...?
>>3460315
>She coughs, trying to squirm out from under him
>>3460337
It'll probably keep "largely unknown", really.
>>3460215
My hee-day is great, ho! How about yours, ho?
>>3460328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJ_R-G_i4Xk
>>3460337
Hee-what are the Rockmen, hee-ho? Whatever they are, I'm just a hee-common snowmen, ho! Hee-what are you, hee-ho?
>>3460273
>>3460345
>throws a lightning bolt at
>>3460370
Kamina...
;~;
>>3460340
Well, stem cells are fucking crazy. The main problem with CNS cell reproduction is a hostile environment to cell growth, not an inherent inability for those cells to reproduce. As far as other vitals go, we're growing organs already. Growing them. You won't reject them either if a transplant is needed, because they are from your cells. Synthetic blood is set to start cynical trials in a couple years. We're on the tip of an iceberg, Kaito.
>>3460385
...
Get a real job.
>>3460372
Well, I've known him fer.. S'long as I can remember.
I'm the only one he talks to directly.
>>3460385
What is, your facedick?
C'mooon.
>>3460390
>He shuffles off of her and looks around the tank.
So, what do these buttons do?
>He presses one.
>>3460403
...D-Do I have too?
>>3460378
Not for me that's for sure, furry fleshling.
>>3460390
>looks confused at you
Did i not tell you my name?
Hello there.
>>3460373
Bah, at least you have weapons?
>>3460226
Not really no. Are you a rope enthusiast? You should become a sailor.
>>3460386
>>3460402
Kamina actually left?
>>3460370
nah, but we did get some guys from /b/
>>3460425
No, Kamina is the crimson demon witch literally who
>>3460417
Just my E-5 blaster....
>>3460416
If you want money and to uphold the rules,
>Like you know, Kneesocks would,
Then yes, yes you do. No gangs.
>>3460413
...Fascinating.
>>3460425
Who cares.
>>3460365
Response: We are Engi. Machine-race. Allied to Zoltan.
Statement: No such race known as 'Cybertronians' known in Engi memory.
>>3460390
Response: You are not the first Human to inform us of this.
Comment: Engi nature prevents us from not attempting to formulate a scientific explanation of 'strange' the nature of this place.
>>3460395
Response: We are Engi. Machine race.
>>3460425
He just wanted some attention so he fucked off as kamina, it wasn't least here with his other shitty avas
>>3460425
Yes, >>3460434 is memeing
>>3460441
Yup. He's a pretty smart guy though, to run the biggest gang in all'a Italy and still stay hidden.
>>3460417
I'm sure you have a heart of gold underneath all that armor.
>>3460413
>Nothing whatsoever happens as she gasps, staggering to her feet
>>3460417
Fairly certain it went both ways, at that. You kind of just stumbled in, shouted a bit, and then declared me your guide.
>>3460447
Not the first time, either...if nothing else you'll stop being whatever your equivalent of "surprised" may be after a while.
>>3460456
Nice damage control, Kamina.
>>3460459
That must take some skill. How many members do you have in this gang?
>>3460465
You are just the sweetest little thing
>>3460440
...Oh whatever.
>>3460413
Doppio, Massage your own feet.
Kamina, we all know your tomo. Why don't you just come out of the closet and explain why you sperged out? Was is because you got meme' for not bumping the game?
>>3460434
That would explain a lot.
>>3460443
You don't.
>>3460482
I try my best to be. Thanks anon.
>>3460490
>Tomo
Pfffftt
>>3460472
You alright?
Did I knock the wind outta you or somethin'?
Show me how ta fire this thing.
>>3460481
Tons, thousands.
We run all over Italy.
>>3460489
It's not as satisfying that way.
Come on.
I'll pay you a thousand big ones.
>>3460482
>little
>>3460447
Hee-Engi, huh? What brings hee-you to the arena, hee-ho?
>>3460507
I like to imagine there's an anon who always types like that.
>>3460458
>facepalms
Not my greatest things i've done here.
>>3460447
Would be suprised if you know our race. Zoltan, Engi, haven't really heard thoose.
What is your profession?
>>3460437
Is that devastating?
>>3460465
>laughs
Don't make me laugh.
>>3460472
Because you've become my guide it doesn't mean i have to do the manners.
Anyway, the pink haired guy told me of Ship-girls? Are they your creations?
>>3460490
Post with your ava so I can laugh at you for your ignorance.
>>3460434
P. sure that's Nymph.
It's been a while. How is everyone?
>>3460522
It's pretty standard, but it usually can cut through flesh...
>>3460504
Impressive. I don't think we even have that many Synths.
>>3460522
Does laughing destroys your internal circuits or what?
>>3460504
...Thousand...big ones...Paragon or Big ones...Paragon or Big ones...
Oh sweet lord, these are the real choices...
>>3460535
What if Kamina IS Nymph?
>>3460546
kys
>>3460504
Sort of. It only takes commands from me.
>>3460522
Still dumb not even giving me your name...that Soda fool isn't a generally reliable person, but no, I didn't make them. In fact, I believe they're all older than me. Aside from one little piece of...parallel realities, I only make tanks. As it were, I've only met one, maybe two of those ship-girls.
>>3460574
>And? I wasn't even around for the game that caused him to leave.
>>3460535
Nymph was old Crimson whatever
I wish someone would say first 36.
>>3460472
Response: That will be determined when or if Engi normalization occurs. If not, Engi will likely continue to be curious.
>>3460507
>>3460516
Response: Scientific research and understanding.
Statement: Engi were brought to this place by an anomaly in Zoltan space.
>>3460522
Response: Engi are here to study and research this place, however Engi are capable of doing anything Engi collective memory allows us to do.
Comment: Engi are here for scientific research and understanding.
>>3460595
>>3460574
Also, Tomo is one of Squid Girl's avas.
>>3460546
Take this.
>>3460583
Kneesocks = rules. At least, that's what your portrayal says. Consistency is more important than anything
>>3460606
we can't alway get what we want, anon-chan
>>3460591
I will blame Starscream for it.
>>3460548
Cu through flesh? Can it explode something?
Shoot at me! RIGHT NOW!
>>3460555
No it won't. You are just a fool to think that.
>>3460595
I understa~ Did you just call me dumb?!
>>3460621
Scientific hee-research, ho? Trust me, hee-buddy, this place doesn't hee-care about science, hee-ho.
>>3460395
It's pretty good! May I ask why you're doing so good, if there's anything in particular.
>>3460403
Artificial blood huh? You mean I'll finally have some replacement available for the face stuff in my arm? Haha, but I hadn't realized it had gotten that advanced, I don't really have much interest in the medical field if you know what I mean.
>>3460622
Oh yeah. I remember that game. Thanks for the reward.
>>3460524
Not him but I'm already laughing at your pride in your Rainman-like mental categorization of who plays what in the HG threads on 4chan. :^)
>>3460551
Yep.
I don't really work with any of the lower-ranks, only the officers.
They're a bunch of weird guys, fourteen of 'em.
>>3460583
Pick the big ones.
>>3460595
Really?
Could ya blow somethin' up?
Show me!
>>3460646
Who in the heck is Starscream?
>>3460622
>Tomo is one of Squid Girl's avas.
Ah, that explains why Tomo was so quick to jump on Kamina's dick
>>3460621
A scientist huh?
Well, i can tell you my experience about this place. It has a giant magnetic field what doesn't let met contact my servants.
>>3460683
My 2nd in command. An idiot.
>>3460683
that's what everybody says about that avafag :^)))
>>3460653
Yeah, I getcha. I really like talking to you, you know? Calms me down, even if I'm already calm.
>>3460690
>not wanting to ride Kamina's based dick
>>3460653
Hee-well, I just always have a hee-good day, ho! There's no hee-need to feel bad today, hee-ho!
>>3460676
...Don't you have any honest connections?
preferably away from your feet?
>>3460676
You must be quite powerful if you're hanging around the officers.
>>3460702
FUCK YOU
>>3460690
Fuck off salt lord
>>3460723
But I don't like Kami-
>>3460621
Naturally...anything here you're looking for in particular?
>>3460646
More that the idea of not giving me at least A name to call you by isn't the wisest choice.
>>3460676
>She spontaneously sprouts an unnerving, sadistic-looking smile as she strides over, and rapidly enters something, before an alarm goes off inside the cramped-for-adult-sized-people tank
>>3460690
>If memory serves, at least
>>3460699
Shame yer second in command ain't the brightest. My Waddle Dees are loyal ta me and do whatever I tell 'em ta do.
They ain't the strongest, but they is nice ta have aroun'.
>>3460702
>I too, love a good meme.
>>3460729
Who drew the hands in this picture!? Holy shit, TRUCKASAURUS
>>3460723
>Wanting his dick
His best avas were Sir Carrot and Knock Off Kneesocks, everything else was sub-par.
wish he shared his code though.
>>3460764
>wish he shared his code though
Because we haven't already played it 9,000 times :^)
>>3460777
I dunno, for as much as I really don't much care for Kamina, I did like board games.
>>3460729
Well, I mean, you could always massage "somethin' else" a mine if you don't want to do my feet.
>>3460732
Second in command, didn't I tell ya?
I'm the boss's right hand man.
>>3460744
>He looks around at the alarm.
What's goin' on?
>>3460729
HANDS
A
N
D
S
>>3460764
>not Matoi or Kakashi
Take that back.
>>3460712
Well I'm a musician after all, aren't I suppose to have that kind of effect? But I'm glad to hear that.
>>3460727
That's the kind of attitude I'm talking about! It's always nice to have people with that kind of outlook.
>>3460651
Response: We are aware.
Statement: Engi nature prevents us from not pondering and attempting to understand the environment around us.
>>3460699
Response: Affirmative.
Statement: Anomaly located in Zoltan space brought Engi here. Communication through the anomaly is impossible.
>>3460744
Response: The diversity of Humanoids and their abilities and 'powers' puzzles us. We have encountered numerous instances of Humans doing what would usually be impossible.
Comment: The reason for this place's existence is also a matter of confusion to Engi.
>>3460808
Wasn't like Matoi the same as Kamina just with no memes?
die
>>3460800
...Are you sure you don't have a spot at a connivance store or something?
>>3460812
Not really, at least when you aren't playing music which has that intent in mind.
>>3460800
You never told me you were second-in- command, just the boss's right hand man. I assumed you were an assistant of some sorts.
>>3460800
Only my most surefire way of getting people out of my tank. Ever heard of a self-destruct mechanism?
>>3460819
I'll assume magic doesn't exist where you're from...lucky you. And generally? It's just to fight.
>>3460812
Hee-I know, hee-ho! It's nice to not feel sad, hee-ho!
>>3460819
Well, what do you hee-know about this hee-place, ho?
>>3460800
I'll massage that ass.
I promise I'm a QT grill like Kneesocks.
>>3460744
>crouches next to you
What's the matter?
>>3460819
I wish you could meat Shockwave, maybe you two could handle this, problem.
Anyway, do you have any idea how why this field is here?
>>3460862
>QT
You mean this.
>34 posters ITT
>0 Hosts
>>3460870
...Didn't I just say?
>>3460753
Some of my, followers are reckless but they follow orders and have the same goal as me. Also their failures entertains me.
>>3460884
>IKR
>>3460877
He's into girls, but a female version of that, yes. I know, I know, he's the most qt, but some people are insecure
>>3460884
Such is early morning hours, anon.
>>3460843
Ah, besides conversation is only good if both sides are good at it, e-except for mutes I suppose...
>>3460859
Yeah, but sometimes it's nice being sad, some people like bitter sweetness after all.
>>3460906
>early morning hours
OH BOY LET'S GO OUTSIDE FOR A MORNING RUN -
>11:17 PM
O-oh
>>3460646
>>3460900
>Blasts you
>just bounces off
Well, That was embarrassing...
>>3460901
True
>>3460902
Well....
>>3460842
We've got some spots in drug trade open, we've got prostitution spots we need filled, and burglary is always open too.
>>3460845
Well, pretty much, but not really.
I just take information an' things the boss tells me, and give that info to the rest of the gang.
I told ya before I was pretty strong!
>>3460857
>He doesn't waste time asking questions before scrambling out of the tank in a panic.
Wah!
W-What's wrong with you!?
>>3460862
Uh, no thanks, Anon!
>>3460893
>laughs
Allright then.
Anything you like to know about me?
>>3460922
Early morning for me...
>>3460936
...An-Anything more honest?
>>3460884
>I swear I'll do it after I 100% Robobot.
>I keep dying at the Final Boss of the True Arena.
>>3460900
Ain't nobody really havin' a set "goal" here where I'm from. We really just bum around until trouble stirs, whether it be from some spacey or by ourselves.
>>3460857
Response: We are aware of why beings continue to come here. But why or how this place even exists is unknown or potentially unknowable, thus creating conflict in Engi nature.
>>3460859
Response: Engi are aware of the huge amounts of energy this place produces. Engi are also aware of how most beings arrive here.
>>3460870
Response: Negative.
Statement: Engi have tested numerous theories all of which have been proven incorrect.
>>3460949
Doppio's maid.
>>3460923
They can sign!
Was that an indirect compliment? You sweetheart.
>>3460936
>he nods
Well, it was nice talking to you again, but I've got some other business to attend to. Be seeing you.
>>3460952
>I really need to get that game.... I might pick it up on my way to VBS
>>3460930
You really need a good weapon development in the near future.
>>3460923
Hee-people do, ho? Why?
>>3460961
Well, hee-what do you want to hee-know? I think I got something for you hee-guys, ho.
>>3460906
Spotted the NEET that sleeps until 1 PM.
>>3460963
...Nothing like a secretary?
>>3460968
Alright, X-man.
See ya.
>>3460981
U-Uh, maybe later, Anon.
>>3460999
Well, you can be my maid and call yourself a secretary if you want.
>>3460996
I'm not a NEET...my classes don't start till mid August is all... I'm making the most of my time...
>>3460989
I'm built to be disposable and cheap to produce... Besides, I was built to fight organics, not you things...
>>3461001
So you weren't asking her to massage your cock? She's never even touched a dick before, you know. Wouldn't have any idea how to do it.
>>3460996
>Not being a NEET on 4chan
FUCKING NORMIES
LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>3460936
>She laughs as he runs, clearly not the laugh of the most sane person
>After a moment the alarm stops, followed by the laughter after a moment
>>3460937
What the hell you are, for one.
>>3460961
Would "how does it exist" fit better in this?
>>3461021
At the moment, technically you are a NEET if you don't at least have a summer gig.
>>3461013
Se-Seriously, no-nothing with papers, nothing at all?
First 24
Maybe 36
>>3461047
>Do-Does helping my dad with his boat count as a summer gig?
>He pays me...kinda.
>>3461053
Kneesocks
>>3460995
Response: It is unlikely that you will be able to provide a satisfactory answer.
Comment: We appreciate your willingness to assist our study.
>>3461037
Response: Affirmative.
>>3461053
Engi
>>3461053
King Dedede
>>3461024
You will encounter everything in the arena, no?
Then you need better weapons!
>>3460961
That's dissapointing. Primus curses us with this magnetic field.
>>3460952
I understand.
>>3461037
We call ourselves Cybertronians. Autonom lifeforms. I was once a Gladiator, now the Leader of the Decepticons.
>>3461053
Lord Megatron
If its a bait i'll blast you with my fusion cannon!
>>3461053
Colonel Sanders
>>3461053
Vic Viper
>>3460964
But I don't really know sign language, and yes it was, a-and what's with that pet name lately..?
>>3460995
Because it makes the happy times in life all the sweeter!
>>3461053
Suzuka Dairenji
>>3461053
Tokitsukaze
>>3461053
Fyxe Sorceress
>>3461053
Doppio & Diavolo
>>3461027
Hey, don't say it like that, man!
'Sides, I don't really want you to do that.
>>3461037
>He peeks into the entrance of the tank.
Hey.
That was a nasty move.
>>3461049
Do you count money as paper?
'Cause all of those jobs involve money.
>>3461053
Klopp
>>3461053
Metallia and the Hundred Knight
>>3461053
Sanae Kochiya
>>3461053
Shalashaska
>>3461053
Jack Spicer
>>3461053
Paladin
>>3461053
Buff Frost
>>3461053
Joel Matip
>>3461053
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3461053
Amane Suou
>>3461053
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3461087
...Th-This job has absolutely nothing to do with the criminal aspect, right?
>>3461053
Matsu
>>3461053
Knight
>>3461053
Dancin fox
>>3461053
King Kaito
>>3461053
Plague Doctor
>>3461078
Pet name? Man, I call you Kaito. That was an adjective.
>>3461053
Wow fuck you
>>3461063
>Does helping my dad with his boat count as a summer gig?
Fuck it, I'll let that fly.
![[Rarghs seductively].png](https://i.imgur.com/9CD8eZg.png "[Rarghs seductively]")