/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Mommy Edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o [Open]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
When will Zuke and Tang fuck?
IT'S A DRAW
TAKE THAT POORTUGAL YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS CUNTS
Now this is an edition I can get behind!
>>3460464
>zuke18
When will Zuke and you fuck?
Here we go.
>>3460450
We'll be back, baby!
>>3460501
I'd be okay with a threesome with her and the fish.
http://imgur.com/a/9JROV
put this in the OP
post rubis
>>3460464
I want to put Zuke on a diet and exercise schedule.
hey Penisposter let me introduce you to /ffg/'s Vaginaposter.
>>3460569
Don't bully
>>3460525
>A Sardonix/Peridot fusion
Would her extremely pointy head be the weapon?
>>3460567
>>3460582
>>3460592
She'd be pretty qt if she lost a bit of weight
She's tired /sug/
>>3460596
Yes. No hammer/drill trick weapon, the fusion IS the drill.
>>3460618
It would be healthier for her to lose weight but she always cute regardless
>>3460650
What's keeping her from resting?
A fear that she wouldn't be able to get back up?
>>3460650
tired from what? stroking her horsecock all night?
>>3460560
Put this in your mouth and pull the trigger.
>>3460567
Those rubies are too muscular, I like my rubies small and squishy
>>3460726
She has to stay awake for Steven.
It's not time to rest yet.
>>3460650
Maybe she just needs a blowjob.
>>3460656
>Sardonix/Peri has no front and back side and no legs, she has four arms around her "shoulders" that all stick out at perfect 90 degree angles and four arms around her "waist" that are much the same
>Her entire method of movement involves her using her strange limbs to constantly rotate herself and move around underground like a giant, humanoid drill
Neat
>>3460818
No doubt that'd help
>>3460464
Hopefully soon so Zuke will stop boarding Lapis scenes while masturbating.
>>>/co/83775819
It's time to stop.
And yes it is the same album.
kek.
who of you guys linked the Pearldong gallery in the psedo /sug/ of /co/?
>>3460618
You can say that about far too many people.
>>3460728
Thanks, saved that image on my phone.
Saving images from Twitter is superior on PC.
MOMMY
EDITION
>>3460918
I agree, horse cock posting should be a bannable offense.
>>3460974
Pearl put her dick in that big beautiful woman
There's a pain inside of me
An unstoppable force, blind and furious
Pushing me forward without restraint
I'd love to calm down, to soak it in
to take what I have and love it like nothing more
But the drill has no heed for sentiment
It continues to move forward without hesitation
destroying all in it's path
Please, don't let me hurt you.
I'll always love you.
>>3461032
>>>/myspace/
Any news on episodes? Haven't been keeping up
>>3461050
Next episode scheduled for June 2018
>>3461012
ROSE IS FOR CUTE!
NOT FOR SMUTE!
>>3461032
I remember my edgy high school poetry too anon
>>3461032
Mom?
>>3461082
Come on, you know Rose used Pearl as an all too willing stress reliever
>>3461050
Zuke pretty much directly confirmed that the Summer of Steven is still on during a stream last night, and lightly hinted that she might know an exact date. Matt's said before that he's found out within the week of an announcement, so if Zuke DOES know something we could very well hear some news in the next few days!
Also Colin's first episode should air this summer.
>>3461121
Rose is a beauty, not a hoochie!
Le know nothing man
Another thread and thank you for all the smiles
>>3461163
Don't be sorry, Anon. If nothing else, time will help to ease the pain.
>>3461208
Jesus christ
Here's Amethyst!
>>3461163
It's people like you who make it a fun time in these thread; there's always something new, always someone complaining about something, and I love it. Keep on doing ya thang
>>3461228
And if time doesn't, death will
>>3461252
threads*, rip
>>3461032
I love you
>>3461163
I like your poetry, faggot.
>>3461252
What episode is this from
Here's Pearl!
>>3461336
I wish I saved that Crossed pic
Would have been perfect for this
Keep up the horsecocks guys, you're doing great!
>>3461377
i think i've pretty much run out of ones to post though
Reminder that you will never have your own Pearl.
Here's Steven!
Here's Concrete Heat!
The last hiatus with /trash/ was better.
We weren't as dead and this shitposty from one guy.
>>3460487
kinda like this version of lazuli
>>3461317
Dexter's Lab? A Beard to Be Feared is the episode, I believe
>>3461394
I think I might draw some, maybe, for some reason this horsecock posting got me motivated, huh.
>>3461415
He looks like shit
>>3461419
We went from 100 to less than 60 in a single hiatus, and never recovered.
>>3461419
It was a little too /soc/ sometimes, but I agree.
>>3461419
If you want, I can make a /sug/ in [s4s]
>>3461441
Still better than Lapis.
>>3461469
Oh so it can be spammed with s4s memes only and not else?
Go ahead and waste the effort.
>>3461471
Lapis is shit but that guy is even more shit
>>3461469
>>3461480
After 11 years of work, I finally finished the ultimate meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy. It's ridiculously amazing and has all kinds of epic jokes. Only I can post this meme because I am the best memer in the world. I am the best. No one is better than me, because, as previously stated, I am the best in the world at meming. I know I'm being modest, so I should say this meme was easy to make, because, as stated, I'm the best there is. This meme is perfect, hands down. Anyone who says it isn't perfect will have their comment deleted, blocked from my account, blocked from 4chan, computer destroyed with a hammer, and you will be killed by my millions of fans at the snap of my fingers, because I can demand that much respect, because I'm the best. Hope you enjoy my meme. His name is Cool Shirts Guy.
>28 IPs
so we are practically dead?
>>3461448
Sugar had to eat them in order to sustain her powers during the hiatus
>>3461505
Yeah
>>3461502
Yes that's one of them.
Thanks Shirts.
>>3461526
Yeah but that's the only thing that was posted there and nothing else.
That place died quicker than /trash/
>>3461526
It's funny the first time you read it, but it quickly loses its charm. When it's spammed a hundred times in a thread it just becomes tiresome.
>>3461505
Nothing to talk about, shitposting gone rampant, even I'm thinking of leavingif we don't hear anything by Saturday.
Fuck hiatuses and fuck CN's scheduling department.
I can't believe SU, Dragon Ball, GoT, Breaking Bad and The Prince of Bel-air are all in the same universe
>>3461502
Hah, mere child. You are but a beginner. New to the face of this world. Hahahah, I bet you still laugh at Mama Jokes! Typical 'memer' I will rid your face off of this planet if you play with me in such ways. I use my meme, THE meme of 2016, I call it. Behold
>>3461577
Carlton best husbando
>>3461577
I can't believe you're still shitposting this.
>>3461577
Is Carlton a gem ?
>>3461594
Remember that episode where Steven took the bullet for uncle Phil?
>>3461403
and Here's Bizarro Steven and Bizarro Greg
https://twitter.com/laurenzuke/status/742824828369928192
Would this show be better if Zuke was in charge?
SOME
>>3461625
Good thing Walter was there to drive him to hospital. Giving up his drug deal with the Namekians to help Steven.
>>3461694
It'd all be perifags and lapidot shipping so no.
>>3461694
No and anyone who thinks so should kill themselves but not really because life is very precious and you shouldn't just obey random strangers on the Internet like that for no reason.
>>3461705
Yeah, but because of that the namekians didn't meet the drug quota Frieza set and he destroyed their world.
Atleast some of them managed to survive and reach Essos
>>3461694
I wouldn't mind if she was in charge of more of the comedy, she's done some pretty hilarious moments in her episodes.
>>3461694
Zuke should be the co-director with Sugar.
>>3461776
And yet even she could make the top comedy episode.
>>3461734
Doesn't sound so bad.
Is this memeland
>>3461788
Couldn't. Goddammit.
>>3461772
This show jumped the shark after season 28
>>3461694
Yes, I want a world with more happy lappy
>>3461793
t. Perifag.
Run along now gremlin.
>>3461796
yes, welcome
Zuke ruined this show
>>3461811
t. Lapidot, cuz.
>>3461829
She saved it
>>3461788
Yeah, she's not always the best, but she does have some amazing moments. If she oversaw more of the comedic moments that'd be cool.
Also I have a feeling that we haven't hit the peak Zuke comedy episode, if her tweets are anything to go by.
>>3461788
Alright, /sug/.
>Best Episode for Comedy
>Best Episode for Feels
>Best Episode for Horror
>Best Episode for Action
>Best Episode for Lore
>best boarding teams overall for each of those categories
>>3461857
Too many things.
>>3461800
>that episode where Pearl and Piccolo raped Tyrion while Will watched
What the fuck were they thinking.
>>3461857
I was gonna type it out but im just gonna tell you that's too many things instead.
>>3461857
Log Date/Hit the Diamond
Rose's Scabbard
Sadie's Song
Super Watermelon Island
On the Run
I dunno
>>3461857
Yeah agree on Hit the Diamond
impossible to decide
Gem Drill
Jailbreak
uh The Answer I guess
Zuke/Hilary
Joe/Jeff
Raven/Paul
Joe/Jeff
Joe/Jeff
>>3461857
Rising tides Crashing skies
Friend Ship
Keeping it Together
Super Watermelon Island
On the Run
>>3461920
>uh The Answer I guess
Actually I think I'd go with It Could've Been Great. It revealed very little but it just had that feeling
>>3461915
>Sadie's Song
kek
>>3461966
Someone should kill Lars
>>3461920
I hate the way Raven and Paul draw the characters, and they always get the serious, important episodes. I just want them to go away.
>you will never be the most attractive person in the Crewniverse
Does anyone else have a rape fetish?
>>3462022
Ian?
>>3461942
It was actually pretty good for the lore we got
>how the Diamonds look
>the Diamonds' role on the homeworld.
>space-faring species yadda yadda
>homeworld's original plan for earth
>how homeworld viewed fucking up other worlds for resources (through Peridot)
It was Great
>>3461920
>gem drill
That episode was surprisingly beautiful actually.
>>3462022
Becky is beautiful
>>3460464
Ah yes. Tang. The disgusting shipper who likes four-dicked furries.
Disgusting.
>>3462040
No, subhuman scum.
guys
guys
post perifeet
>>3460560
>Saving all of Zst's horsecocks and putting them on a folder
That's a new low chris
>>3462040
No, rape is a pretty big turn off for me actually.
>>3462022
I want to fuck Steven, the real one. Is that bad?
>>3462083
Are you black?
>>3462083
Gross
>>3462094
For what reason in particular
>>3462059
It was, after Steven stopped having a panic attack and borderline hallucinatory visions of swirling ghostly faces emanating from a monstrous agonized forced fusion of millions of half-dead Gems.
But yeah, that ending was really pretty.
>>3462126
Not really for any reason that I can articulate, it just is.
>>3462046
>They passed up a perfectly good time to develop Ruby and Sapphire and instead made them sing about their discovery of Earth and different gem Fusion
FUCK YOU
I'M THE ORIGINAL STEVEN
>>3462162
I see.
Thank you for answering the question.
>>3462127
The spooky faces were pretty scary but compare that to litterally an abomination with a quick flash of agonizing gems screaming then forming to a chimera.
>>3462119
You never change do you
>>3461694
No, she would turn this show into Nichijou 2.0 and fuck that shit.
>>3462176
You're not allowed here Steven, leave
>>3462227
Do I?
>>3462248
Yes
>>3462265
Right.
WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKIN' MINUTE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tY2wRBcLOzc
>Now, everyone can see me burning.
Diamonds can burn easily due to their carbon-based nature.
>Stepping out of my hot pink limousine.
Guys, this song isn't foreshadowing plot at all! It's foreshadowing lore. The lore about Pink Diamond.
>>3462270
:^)
>>3462297
Sure
>>3462273
>PD burned to death
Somehow I doubt that's where they're going with this
>>3462248
don't pretend to be me
r00d
>>3462040
No, tho I like when Jasper is depicted being violent with her partners because who the fuck thinks she's gonna gently cuddle and have vanilla sex.
>>3462273
No, that's not a reason to not skip sadie's song
>>3462313
>Haven't you noticed I'm a star?
>I'm coming into view as the world is turning.
>Haven't you noticed I've made it this far?
No anon, she didn't burn. She was cast into the fucking sun.
>>3462315
I like this
Is there more?
>>3462360
>I like this
kys
>>3462273
>yfw it's actually foreshadowing how the fandom will inevitably try to see it as foreshadowing even if it isn't
>I can't help it if I make a scene
>I've got them dazzled like a stage magician / When I point, they look and when I talk, they listen
>Haven't you noticed I'm a star?
If Connie died, would the show become better?
>>3462392
Yes
>>3462354
Oh.
So she did burn?
>>3462406
That didn't answer my question
>>3462354
Rest in fucking piss Pink Diamond
>>3462360
a lot more on tumblr somewhere
>>3462401
I guess you could look at it that way, although to in order to truly burn you'd need an adequate amount of oxygen.
>>3462313
>Huge lore drop episode that shows video footage/latent memory/something of Rose Quartz burning PD alive
>It doesn't show her actually burning, just cuts to Steven looking absolutely horrified as the light of the fire reflects off his eyes and he's forced to listen to her screaming
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Sugar did try to pull some shit like this.
>>3462392
>Steven becomes edgy and brooding for at least half a season, possibly forever
>morbid and serious atmosphere replaces the lightheartedness and optimism that define the show
>she would probably be given a death in battle and thus become the eternal Mary Sue
no
>>3462443
>Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Sugar did try to pull some shit like this.
Because, let's face it, you're pretty fucking stupid.
>>3462392
maybe
>>3462445
But what if she died of old age
>>3462480
Then we would need a serious time-skip, which will definitely make the show worse.
>>3462427
Keep posting it. Do you know the artist's name?
>>3462491
And what if she died in an accident
>>3462487
NOT A GEM
Sometimes I think about how Steven feels about the show. It must feel weird having your sister write fanfiction about you all day.
>>3462469
Well aren't you the ornery one.
>>3462510
It'd need to be in battle to make Steven forgiving Yellow Diamond harder.
>>3462510
Are you jacking off to this conversation?
>>3462494
http://notomoe.tumblr.com/post/145857650845/ive-put-off-posting-su-lewds-for-a-while-but-i
The folder is getting way too big, I should probably put a whole day to remove accidental thumbnails and general garbage that accumulated in the whole thread downloads I did that one time I got lazy
Have some garbage I found while doing some maintenance
>>3462526
Look at that joyous Jewish grin.
He's dead inside.
>>3462575
>Am I?
A-are you?
>>3462526
I really want to know what his reaction was to this scene
>>3462469
Are you forgetting the first cluster screaming in pain as it attempted to reform itself? How about Frybo getting stabbed in the eye and crawling out of the restaurant covered in Ketchup?
The show has gotten pretty fucking dark in the past.
>>3462594
No, I don't think so
Let me check
>>3462564
How big is your folder, anon? Mine has ~17,000 files.
>>3462491
not the Connie-hater, but I think we're going to get a time-skip at some point, with Peridot more aquinted with the BC population, a teenager steven, a backstoy about Lapis leaving at some point, with Jasper nowhere to be found since her defeat at hands of ewoks in the Battle of Endor, I mean since she was defeated by tribal watermelons in the watermlon island. then some arc about Jasper actually making her way to the cluster and trying to fuse with it because "mah powah potential"
>>3462556
Thank you
>>3462607
Doin' god's work, son.
>>3462605
Did somebody say frybo?
>>3462649
no problem fellow peridonut shipper
>>3462670
>>3462658
Well, no, it seems I wasn't jacking off
>>3462629
60,047 at this very moment
>>3462708
i doubt all of yours are manually downloaded and manually named though
>>3462273
I'm more inclined to think its related to Rose Quartz
> I can't help it if I make a scene,
Rebellion
>When I pose, they scream and when I joke, they laugh.
The utter devotion of the Crystal Gems
>I've got a pair of eyes that they're getting lost in,
>They're hypnotized by the way i'm walking,
>I've got them dazzled like a stage magician,
>When I point, they look and when I talk, they listen, well,
Again her total control over them and most importantly? the power of a stage magician is false, its all smoke and mirrors, Rose wasn't as in control or perfect as everyone claims. She lead by raw charisma and her compelling personality rather than actual leadership competence
And there wasn't anyone that didn't listen to her.
>Everybody needs a friend, And I've got you and you and you
3 Friends, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst
>So many, I can't even name them, Can you blame me? I'm too famous.
She hasn't shown any signs previously of caring about the lost vast majority of the crystal gems, the others beyond those three were just serving her, in her eyes.
Basically the entire tone of it is of an incredibly charismatic but disinterested and aloof person, one who was charming, but not close to those that followed her, who made mistakes and yet is thought of as perfect.
Someone more interested in themselves than those that care about them.
>>3462575
And then, ultimately, he still forgives Yellow Diamond even after he gravely wounds her and chooses not to repair her, causing her to live her life as a weakened wretch for the rest of her days.
>>3462737
that'd be a huge wast of time
>>3460464
Soon hopefully
It'll do wonder for her anxiety.
If GREG died, would the show become better.
>>3462672
With some inspiration and the support of some Anons I'd be happy to bang out a peridonut fic if anyone's interested
Did anyone save that pic of Pearl in neko lingerie with Dewey and can repost it please?
>>3462747
I've actually given that some thought too, but felt like throwing out an alternate theory for the sake of discussion in these meager times. I agree that it's probably more about Rose, but then
>Now everyone can see me burning.
becomes a lot more mysterious.
it's a thankless job, but I won't stop until the lewdness has been extinguished
>>3462816
Not gonna lie, I'd read it.
>>3462603
Will we ever Steven naked again? Or Connie? lol
>>3462841
>not being a death knight
Anon
>>3462846
Any suggestions on stuff you want me to include before I start? Otherwise it'll just be me bullshitting
i wonder how many horses pearl has fathered
>>3462880
Peridot eating the donut at the end
>>3462880
Sadie and Lars walking in as she climaxes and witnessing the horror
Well shit, Iseenudepeople, the fellow who made that peri blowjob comic got banned off tumblr. Someone spam reported their porn blog and then they got banned for evasion when they tried to make a new one. They even went and took down their sfw blog.
I hate that websites moderation
>>3462867
Steven and Connie are not for sexual
I just got photoshop and have no idea what I am doing.
Send help.
>>3462867
Probably not Steven, definitely not Connie.
>>3462945
DRAW THINGS
>>3462945
Pearl raping a horse
Love you /sug/
I hope your day went well. That it was stress free and enjoyable. I hope you are able to find some time tonight to relax and unwind. You all deserve that much
>>3462922
the worst part is when artists rely on tumblr keeping their images and have no backups.
>>3462988
But what if I don't
>>3462922
Sucks. They made some very good art and depended on Patreon.
What a shame. Hope they get back on their feet soon. Really delightful nude bodies, ame's fat rolls and peri shortstackery
>>3462922
RIP ISNP
they were good
too good for their own good
>>3462988
Love you too love-poster
>>3462945
I hope you didn't buy it since it's very expensive, unless you want to do professional stuff with it.
That aside, when I started using art programs I just doodled mindlessly and messed around with the different tools. That will help you get used to drawing digitally with the program and it will help you learn all the tools that are available. Looking the help guide can help sometimes too.
Quick /sug/, tell me your alignment
>>3462988
I'm starting to find you tedious.
>>3462988
I flew 2500 miles just to get some flu when I landed, but thanks love anon!
ANCIENT Persian lapises when I feel better.
>>3462988
Love you, love anon!
>>3462922
>peridots back
and people tell me to get better at anatomy
>>3463062
Because he is
>>3462988
love you too my dear anon.
I wish you the most wonderful week.
may the stars shine upon you.
>>3463047
Schizophrenic Good
>>3462922
what the fuck.. hope this shit does not happen to me..
what tumblr does? Delete the blog or the account? I'm a little preoccupied now..
>>3463047
pic related
>>3462922
>>3463004
>>3463027
>>3463031
>>3463052
All this because of tumblr's feminist cult.
Why are we associated with them besides the fact they attached themselves to the show?
>>3463052
I love you
>>3463104
>not schizophrenic neutral
You're doing it wrong
>>3463114
Why doesnt everybody migrate to soup though? Worked for gnome-no
>>3463047
Sexual Evil
>>3463047
anon / anon a.k.a neutral / chaotic
R8 my kingdom!
http://orig00.deviantart.net/809c/f/2016/166/4/8/republic_of_hikari_by_cat2999-da6drtn.png
The pic's about 20 MB
>>3463136
I guess but only a select few people are watching him.
>>3463110
That's mot an alignment
>>3463110
This can't be right. I'm INTP and I'm so fucking peridot it's not even funny.
Rest in Peace, ISeeNudePeople.
You will be missed.
>>3462922
Is there anywere they post?
>>3463047
Chaotic Evil since it's the best alignment.
>>3462510
As much as I'd love Connie to not be there anymore, she simply can't. She brings that human focus to Steven along with Greg that doesn't involve any hamfisted townies junk.
>>3463110
I usually get INFP or INFJ when I take those tests, I'd say it's pretty accurate.
>>3463062
Oh, I'm sorry anon.
>>3462922
Didn't he get a new one? I thought I was following it, but I guess not.
>>3463173
But what if the rules are wrong.
>>3463179
Eh, looks meh.
>Peridot pokes repeatedly at the perplexing pink box Steven brought to her as an offering, considering to herself if she dares to peek inside
>Over the past several weeks, Steven continually invited her to take part in the human activity of digestion, but Pearl's explanation of the process caused her to refuse until now
>She stared at the mysterious box, not even sure what was contained inside, but the scent was warm and inviting, unlike anything she'd known before
>With a shaking hand, she slowly opened the flap and looked down with wide, sparkling eyes at the array of sugary treats, with a mix of enthusiasm and horror
They're all so disgustingly blatant! No one told me humans made edible replicas of their own genitals to consume!
>She couldn't believe her eyes, the sight of frosted pink cakes obviously meant to invoke imagery of thick, pillowy backsides and tight, wet pink holes
>Long, phallic ones already dribbling with white creamy substance, so shiny and sugary and absolutely lewd...
>>3462911
Dubs gets it
>>3462913
>>3462922
What the fuck, are you serious? They should try to get in contact with tumblr, that's awful. The fact that somebody's blog can be deleted from spam reporting is as retarded as youtube's copyright strike rule.
>>3463220
Yeah, but then tumblr deleted it too, plus their sfw art blog.
>>3463232
>But what if the rules are wrong.
>rules
that's very subjective, and relies on an indiviadual stand point.
>>3463201
Whatever.
>>3463264
Well shit.
Do you know if they have another site?
>>3463265
I prefer True Neutral
Much more simple
>>3463258
Happens all the time. Garabatoz got his deleted a few days ago because making sexual jokes with Steven and Peridot is apparently pedophilia and ground for spam reporting a blog. He didn't even post porn their either
>>3462922
>futa
Nothing of value was lost.
>>3463323
At least we don't hound people down, post their personal information and start blogs dedicated to sending them death threats because they ship Pearl and Mayor Dewey
I wish someone lie LizardSquad or really fucking anyone took down tumblr for good, let the normies stay in facebook or shit like that
>>3463341
What I hate the most about tumblr is they don't even bother to fact check this shit.
>>3463143
>Carpenter
>Jesus Christ
You got me.
So I just got Permanently banned on NeoGAF for calling giant bomb members SJWs for that whole south park fiasco. Didn't see that coming.
>>3463047
I'm a (<a| + i |b>) / √2
where:
Chaotic Good = a
Chaotic Evil = b
Chaotic Neutral = 0
>>3463365
The staff doesn't give a shit. They run the place like google runs youtubes DMCA system. 4chan has more moderation that that place and as a whole has better people
>>3463363
I generally don't like to generalize about whole groups of people, but the majority of Tumblr users I've seen are pure cancer. The art people and such are mostly okay, but the people who doxx others for disagreeing about fictional ships are literal scum. They value the feelings of fictional characters over real people, think about that for a moment.
>>3463398
Why the fuck were you on NeoGAF?
>>3463243
>I prefer Blushmallet's mcPorn with shit anatomy
>>3463399
So you're neutral evil
>>3463363
What normies
>>3463232
Then you rebel, full-on.
What's the alignment for "I don't care what you do as long as you follow the rules, but if the rules are unjust then change them, by force if necessary"?
>>3463421
E3 shit
>>3463444
Well
Could be Lawful Neutral with your own set of rules.
Could be true neutral/neutral good
I guess lawful good counts too.
>>3463434
that's a superposition anon
>>3463440
the majority of tumblr users are a cluster of forced fusions between normies, SJWs or feminazis.
>>3463487
You know what, take lawful good and neutral good out.
>>3463444
Chaotic Neutral
No, wait
>>3463421
I mean, id expect a warning or even a temporary ban at worst, but an outright permanent ban for even using the term SJW? Oh well /v/ is better to discuss vidya anyway.
Asking again. Anyone save that picture of Pearl and Dewey in bed and Pearls wearing neko lingerie.
Okay, so how is it that Lapis's wings allow her to move at superluminal speeds? Do they allow her to enter the warp, work like an alcubierre drive, create portals, or just let her break the cosmic speed limit?
Keep in mind that the warp pads use the warp and the ruby eye uses alcubierre
>>3463419
The fandoms there are like cesspools of cancer and hate. Where disagreeing with the wrong persons head cannon about a characters sexuality might make you the target of a suicide baiting campaign.You think the SU and Undertale fandom is bad on 4chan? Ian had to tell tumblr to chill the fuck out on twitter after what happened with Zamii. Then they accused him of being a white cis male that doesn't understand why fat shamming and pedophilia are bad
>>3463551
You might appreciate this nerdy shit
http://ttitansgo.tumblr.com/post/145871959110/how-are-gems-able-to-travel-the-vast-distances
IGNORE THE BLOG NAME
>>3463399
>>3463489
>implying chaotic good/evil/neutral form an orthogonal basis
I'd have assumed that (chaotic/lawful)x(good evil) form a direct product basis with everything else being just superpositions
>>3463551
maybe she just manipulates the humidity in the air to fly
>>3463110
I always get the meme one, INFP
>>3463550
don't have the pic. but I do wanna see the source of that pic
>>3463612
Lawful Evil
>>3463110
>Being ENFJ
Well golly.
>>3463552
>they accuse Ian of being white
>they stake out his apartment
>throw a bucket of water on him
>the soot washes off his body
>nigga's paler than sugar
>>3463591
So you can be chaotic and neutral at the same time?
>>3463552
If you look at the Ian JQ tag people are still accusing him of being pedophile, and they're starting to do that to Sugar too. Tumblr is fucking ridiculous sometimes, and seriously what is up with the SU fandom there accusing everybody of being a pedophile? I've even seen people get angry over nsfw art of Peridot because they think she's too "childlike". Ugh.
OHHHH
OHHHHHHhhhh
Estelle fucking posted this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGpLrourXni/?hl=en
>>3463598
Nah, the fact that the Ruby ship had an alcubierre drive show that they care enough about physics to show how the speed of light is being worked around. Lapis has to have an explanation
>>3463628
That doesn't sound right, Washington didn't want to be president at all, and had to be begged into his first AND second terms.
>>3463639
I don't think it's possible to be paler than Sugar, she is so pale she glows.
>>3463669
They are accusing him of it because some time way back when he liked a picture of one of those anime girls that is suppose to be a humanized ship. She looked kind of young and wasn't wearing a lot. They also just use it as an insult to discredit whoever that are arguing with, thus making it lose all actual meaning. I mena they call artists that draw porn of aged up characters pedos because the characters were kids once
>>3463666
yes. neutral may be the combination (|good>-|evil>)/sqrt(2) depending on phase convention with additional signs or complex phases, so the complete state would be
|chaotic> x (|good>-|evil>)/sqrt(2)
>>3463691
Chaotic good then
>>3463669
Everything bad in this fandom comes from tumblr. Every fucking shitty thing has come from that fucking hell pit
>>3463729
Interesting
I think I'l choose true lawful chaotic as my alignment
>>3463727
Gotta love Tumblr and their mental gymnastics.
>>3463689
Sick burn
she dead
>mocking the dearly departed
>>3463739
What about Pearl wearing a trump hat?
>>3463752
>not understanding how alignments work
Anon
>>3463767
Worste part is that they are either kids that have been indoctrinated by that horrible hugbox or people in their thirties that should know better
>>3463739
Even horse cock?
Is there a list of all the terrible stuff the tumblr SU fandom has done and believe?
>>3463790
It's the math I don't get, not the alignment chart. don't even get how a vector can be complex.
>>3463779
That's not bad though
>>3463825
try drove some girl to suicide if i remember right
What is this feeling
So sudden and new
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My face is flushing
What is the feeling
Fervid as a flame
Does it have a name?
>>3463835
It's out of character /pol/ trash
>>3463827
Vectors are Neutral Evil so the fuckers always stab you in the back when they can.
That's why it's complex.
>>3463757
you can't go with chaotic and lawful at the same time, since they are two basis vectors in the same space, meaning that combining both leaves you with a new vector entirely.
>>3463752
I'm sorry if that was too much, it's just that I am kinda used to that stuff because I work with it a lot, so I ended up making it overly verbose
>>3463838
yep, the skinny Rose artist.
>>3463838
So progressive right?
These are the people that shout Down with Cis
>>3463863
>complaining about being out of character
>in fanart
Anon
/pol/ isn't even that bad
>>3463858
lapis flying montage set to defying gravity when?
>>3463863
So was the stuff with her being a Nazi, but we still managed to have some silly fun with it
>>3463863
>Humans should stay on their side of the fence.
It's actually pretty in-character.
>>3463880
So I created a new alignment
Laotic
>>3462022
It's literally Tumblr: The Studio
Jesus Christ lol
>>3463888
This sounds like some 4chan falseflagging.
>>3463936
>i don't want your GARBAGE.gif
>>3463956
Kek
>>3463160
Silly Anon, we don't have dreams here.
>>3462605
>they all have that retarded haircut Pilot Pearl had
Boy am I glad didn't reform.
>>3463858
I was looking forever for the right pic, but another anon already posted it, bless his heart.
>>3463926
basically. a perfect 1:1 split would be neutral I'd say
>>3463943
How new are you? Seriously?
>>3463888
Jesus Christ
And them these fucks go to sleep thinking they are the paragons of civil and social rights
>>3464028
I want to be more chaotic than lawful, so not exactly neutral.
>>3463913
She's an illegal alien. A female illegal alien. A female illegal alien who was racially discriminated against
>>3463110
First time I did this test two years ago I got ISTP
Second time, just now, I also got ISTP
okay
>>3463943
Worse thing is that it wasn't. There was no joke or puchline. It wasn't some anons from /b/ that wanted some laughs. It was her own hugbox that got her to try and kill herself, and they though they were the good guys in the situation
Good night /sug/
>>3463943
It's a meme.
>>3464085
Good night!
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
I WISH I WAS DEAD
>>3463550
more sweaty gemfeets
>>3464085
good night my dear anon.
>>3464085
good night, hope you dream about horsecocks!
>>3464081
i thought it was a self-assessment. what's the test you used?
>>3464085
good night anon, sleep well and see you tomorrow! here's a background
>>3464116
I LOVE YOU
>>3464116
Please don't, I appreciate you!
I always enjoy interpretations of what Jasper's gem location represents.
>Jasper is another head gem, but rather than her brow, it’s on her nose. The nose is a sense, which suggests that Jasper, like Centipeetle and Eyeball Ruby, has a focus in perceiving along with judging. The nose is associated with unearthing truth- think of the visual of a hunting dog seeking prey; we often use scent-related terms to suggest that we’re seeing into someone or something’s inner nature: “I smell a rat” to suspect something is wrong when it does’t appear to be.
>Think about The Return. Jasper hones in on Steven initially even though he appears to be just a human, and takes note. Jasper’s also very quick to add up inconsistencies in Lapis’s behavior to figure out Lapis was lying, in a situation where a bunch of other things were going on. The particular way Jasper insults others is by insisting that she knows their full measure, and that they are flawed or bad to the core, thus justifying her hypothetical victory over them.
http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com/post/145803109875/whats-your-stance-on-the-gem-placement-indicates
>>3464135
I hope not.
>>3464116
Me too, Anon...
Me too...
>>3464136
16personalities.com
But if I had to go with my own choice, I'd go with "Massive shit guzzler" personality
>>3464116
I agree with the second part, but I love you, anon.
Do you every think about killing yourself?
if electric sheep dream of androids, what magical stones dream about?
>>3464231
Yes, but I've always decided it isn't worth it.
REAL
HORSECOCK
HOURS
>>3464240
Surfing on slices of pizza with Rose
>>3464240
murdercock and pizza
>>3464240
>he hasn't seen Chille Tid
>>3464231
Is there really anyone who has passed adolescence and hasn't ever thought about killing themselves?
>>3464250
ENOUGH
>>3464231
Don't.
>>3464279
Feet are an awful fetish.
>>3464295
This visual reminded me of what Peri said in too far
>it's making me feel...smaller.
>>3464254
>>3464255
why everything rock-related here always is tied with pizza?
>>3464240
A human husbando
Right?
;_;
>>3464155
Poor Greg, she'd put his car wash out off business.
>>3464318
Maybe in her nightmares
>me, months ago: "the term murdercock will never seize to entertain me"
>me now: "the term murdercock will never seize to entertain me"
there are some memes that just don't age for me, maybe I have brain problems
>>3464231
A lot more when I was younger. I have problems with anxiety and depression, and my parents would fight a lot. Shouting and crying and all that shit. Then my mom would tell me to not say anything because it was none of my business. So I had to sit in my room for hours listening to them fighting. These day I will have a near panic attack and get a huge knot in my stomach if some one starts yelling at all. But some days when I was younger sitting in my room, I thought about slitting my wrists or something so I could stop feeling upset and afraid whenever I was in my own home.
These days I look at a knife sometimes and think about how crazy it would be if I just stabbed myself in the belly or something random like that
>>3464352
>seize to entertain me
>maybe I have brain problems
You sure do.
>>3464240
clods clodding things up
>>3464231
Constantly, but there's too much I want to do, so I end up not doing it.
>>3464352
>seize
Definitely brain problems
>>3464318
Sure, if by that you mean Greg.
>>3464356
anon no pls i love you don't hurt yourself
>>3464337
If she loved Greg she can love me
>>3464419
>I love greg
not
>Hail Diamonds
missed opportunity
>>3464419
but you're a faggot, anon, greg isnt
>>3464419
She didn't and she couldn't.
>>3464318
>Greg "Just because my wife was killed by a penis, it won't come in between us" Universe
>>3464364
>>3464375
>read it
>what?
>read it again
>check the dictionary
Oh right.
Fucking homonyms will be the end of me
I'm so glad I stopped writing "definately"
>>3462841
>>3464445
I think there's a rose one that already says tha
>>3464403
I'm okay now, after I moved out. But I basically have a trigger where if someone gets frustrated or angry at me I will just shut down, get overwhelmed with feelings of anxiety depression and generally feeling upset about everything for hours at a time. But I don't want it to negatively affect my life, so I usually bottle it up
>>3464482
Is English not your first language?
>>3464483
>Jasper
>lapis
Literally where
>>3464483
They're fucking melting into each other
>>3464300
>most common fetish in the world
nah, I think it's fine. can't get diseases from feet (unless they aren't clean) and can't give people diseases through their feet (unless they have open wounds) and foot architecture is pretty complicated and neat. I sometimes wish I had a foot fetish so I could have eye candy everywhere I go, or so I could enjoy giving my girlfriend foot massages.
but I don't have any fetishes at all, so I guess life is just always going to be less fun for me.
We'll get an announcement any moment now, I can feel it in my bones.
>>3464543
Then I guess you could say they're fusing.
>>3464552
>but I don't have any fetishes at all
How ? I have like 8 fetishes
>>3464552
Exactly, it's a pleb tier, entry level fetish.
>>3464560
>Trusting a fucking skeleton
>>3464552
>No fetishes
What the heck is this
>>3464481
>Greg "You can't abandon my laser light cannon" Universe
>>3464552
>I don't have any fetishes at all
Normiefags get off my general reeee etc
>>3464552
>No fetishes.
>Girlfriend.
So you're asexual? Because a fetish is just something that turns you on, liking ass or tits are fetishes.
>>3464583
It's fesh pince, dad.
So, is there any fusion weapon Lapis could really make? Or Jasper for that matter?
Lapis, Jasper and Steven have such weird weapons that don't mix. Why didn't the crew plan this shit better
>>3464552
fetishes aren't made, they are developed with time, practice and dedication, and like power they come with a great responsability.
eventually you will develop some too and be the fetishist this world needs, but not the one it deserves... Fanboy exists just to fill that role.
These are vag snug tier shorts
Also they are all so cute and perfect
>>3464668
When are these two handsome lads going to have some good old fashioned male bonding behind the bleachers?
>>3464668
I look at this and think "lapidot sucks"
>>3464706
I see that they bat for the other team, you know what I sayin'?
>>3464720
My nigger
>>3464627
You bet your ass it's distracting!
There's a reason I told that motherfucker that he's been using defiantly for definitely.
>>3464668
Needs jasper for true perfection.
>>3464668
pearl doesn't have a vag
You know what I just realized?
If Garnet still wore the headscarf, I wouldn't have just been called a racist homophobe. I would be a racist islamohomophobe
Oh hey, my gem location analysis just got posted. I almost forgot about it
http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/145934125248/gem-location-influences-personality
>>3464791
I agree
>>3464863
WUZ
>>3464842
>>3464893
Hooray!
T-Rex lapis is pissed(?)
>>3464569
>>3464600
>>3464583
I don't know, I've been on 4chan nearly 8 years and still don't have any. I've looked at all sorts of porn, every race and every genre, cock worship and foot fetishes and bukkake and violent bloody rape. I've frequented /d/ for months at a time, looking at everything from simple femboys to amputee bimbo fuckdolls to futa lizards being hypnotized into fucking sentient automobiles to a giant shitting dick nipple succubus with tentacles for hair rampaging through neotokyo and having an orgy battle with mutated tetsuo. I just never really fell into anything. it's not that I don't like any of it, it's just that nothing does anything for me. I can only ever get off to my girlfriend, and even then, only in person. not even pictures or videos of her arouse me. I even took a year-long break from any porn or masturbation or sexual thoughts of any kind, and still nothing. I figure I'm just broken.
>>3464616
>a fetish is just something that turns you on, liking ass or tits are fetishes
fetish: a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc.
you're thinking of general biological human arousal triggers. even then, liking tits or ass to a regular degree is not a fetish. it's not even a kink, really. the only reason foot fetishism is called a fetish instead of a kink in the first place is because feet are inherently a non-sexual body part.
Peributt a cute! Cute!
![Steven Universe S03E05 - Hit The Diamond.mp4_snapshot_03.03_[2016.06.12_05.43.18].png](https://i.imgur.com/lUR5Awy.png "Steven Universe S03E05 - Hit The Diamond.mp4 snapshot 03.03 [2016.06.12 05.43.18]")
>>3464841
Pretty good, man.
Ever wonder if the Crystal Gems would like you?
I think they wouldn't like me.
>>3464970
Lamar does
>>3464870
Jasper is LITERALLY hard-nosed. In addition, nothing about Jasper's personality really hints that truth was part of her personality, but being controlling and overbearing is a massive part of who she is
>>3464956
My only real mistake is that I shouldn't have addressed Ruby and Sapphire separately. Garnet's gem plament makes a lot more sense than Ruby and Sapphire's do individually because she's a perma-fusion.
Generally speaking, the only fusions whose meanings make sense are those who lost their individual selves: Garnet, Sugilite and Malachite
How do you guys stitch together those pictures from tumblr where they're meant to be viewed together, but the op posted them as individual images? Do you have a program you use, or do you just slap 'em together in Paint?
I've been doing it in Paint, but there's got to be a better way.
>>3464951
>a giant shitting dick nipple succubus with tentacles for hair rampaging through neotokyo and having an orgy battle with mutated tetsuo
LINK?
>>3464970
>tfw scored Neutral Evil on a DND personality test
I'd already be kicked out of most parties.
>>3465019
photoshop
gimp
>>3464951
I felt kinda like that for a few months once.
It was bizarre, my mind was so clear and suddenly all the time I used to spend collecting strange porn and masturbating was free to be put to good use.
I eventually forced myself back into jacking off until my desires returned. I felt less human without them, despite the improvements.
I just tried to upvote a post
>>3464951
>I've looked at all sorts of porn, every race and every genre, cock worship and foot fetishes and bukkake and violent bloody rape. I've frequented /d/ for months at a time, looking at everything from simple femboys to amputee bimbo fuckdolls to futa lizards being hypnotized into fucking sentient automobiles to a giant shitting dick nipple succubus with tentacles for hair rampaging through neotokyo and having an orgy battle with mutated tetsuo.
jesus christ I might have to lie down after reading this
>>3465100
maybe you should take a little break, ok buddy?
>>3465100
Upvoted
Sug I tried to make a thing. Tell me how shit it is, judge me.
>>3464951
>giant shitting dick nipple succubus with tentacles for hair rampaging through neotokyo and having an orgy battle with mutated tetsuo.
>futa lizards being hypnotized into fucking sentient automobiles
this is why I still browse 4chan, goddamn man.
>>3465271
The face is a little off, but it's a nice thing otherwise.
>>3465161
This is spooky to me.
>>3465299
Thanks. The nose fucks me over, I dont know how to draw pearl without her looking extremely uncanny valley so I went for that instead.
>>3465271
7.5/10 below the neck
-5/10 face by itself
average of 85% body and 15% head = 5.625/10
>>3465271
It's really shit.
But being shit is the first step towards being not shit.
So congrats on your step buddy, now you just have to keep going.
>>3465271
3rd-grade/10
>>3461244
Here's an outdated movie reference.
>>3464740
wild guess alex, what is ALLAHU AKBAR
>>3464951
>a giant shitting dick nipple succubus with tentacles for hair rampaging through neotokyo and having an orgy battle with mutated tetsuo.
anon please, I'm on nofap
Is there anything morally wrong with fucking Peridot?
She seems to have a fairly young mind and definitely doesn't know much about sex.
If you coax her into it are you a molester?
sooooo
>>3465533
peri isn't for seckshual
Be honest.
Who is RP as Pearl in the ERP thread right now?
>>3465533
>If you coax her into it
well, this is the main part that's considered wrong. but if you explain it to her and ask if she would like to try it and she says yes, then no, you aren't molesting or raping or whatever. she's like a thousand years old or something.
>>3465533
Zuke likes drawing the sociopath character fucking her a lot in her private time
>>3465533
Yes
>>3465626
I wish I had the confidence to ERP
I'm shit at writing lewd.
Who should PEridot fuse with that isn't Steven or Sapphire?
>>3465533
If she's into it, I wouldn't consider it wrong. Although she looks young, she still is a full grown adult gem.
>>3465271
it's less shit than my shit. what program did you use?
>>3465533
According to the crew, she's not intended to be underaged, just sheltered. They outright said Stevidot is out of the question because Peridot's an adult
>>3465671
SAI
>>3465659
>Sapphire
>cheating on Ruby
yeah, right.
But seriously, Amethyst is the only one it's in-character for and not creepy. Mentally speaking they're about the same age
>>3465626
Now that I check the thread
There's a Lapis, Amethyist, Jasper and Steven in the ERP thread
>>3465271
where is her horse penis
>>3465626
Ah, ERP.
I used to ERP years ago with my gay furry boyfriend in highschool over flip phone texts and Skype.
Every day I remember that I want to blow my fucking head off.
>>3465679
>According to the crew, she's not intended to be underaged, just sheltered
You're making your own words up
Burnett only said "she's a fully grown gem" (and doesn't have romantic feelings for Steven$
>>3465723
>(and doesn't have romantic feelings for Steven)
>>3465712
I already wrote her fusing with Steven and one with her fusing with sapphire, so I mean. That's why I asked.
>>3465753
Do you have a sister?
>>3465753
I love my dog but that doesn't mean I want to give him a bone
>>3465780
yeah but we don't do that
>>3465753
I know that when I'm about to die from a hull breach, I want my friend to hug me.
>>3465271
Face, hands and vulva are a little off, but besides of that it's pretty good. Keep up the good work.
Man, it's so disappointing that of my only three theories to cap 3000 notes, one was horrible, and another only got there because people viscerally hated it
Also, the gem location post has already tapered off already
>>3465848
what did he mean by this
>>3465847
>Also, the gem location post has already tapered off already
it's okay, someday you'll get your 15 minutes of fame someday.
>>3465873
Probably wanted to post a picture related answer, but accidentally mother the wrong one.
>>3465847
You post way too many inessential big pictures and not enough meat.
Clockie (when they compose their posts in such a way, not the answered asks) and poetofthepiano get the notes and have the substance.
http://poetofthepiano.tumblr.com
http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com
>>3465935
Is Freud telling me Steven and Perry wanna fuck?
Or I want to fuck my dog?
What does /sug/ thinks of human AU?
I personally love it in drawings, because of all the possibilities and originality the artist can bring to a character.
Hate it in fan fiction, because I feel like writers sometime just uses the characters instead of working a little harder to make their own and simply make a new story.
>>3465894
Probably not. I'm too fandom-specific to be Matpat, and SU is too small for me the Darth Jarjar guy. Honestly, I doubt I'll even hit BKEW levels of fame/infamy
>>3465935
If I didn't, I wouldn't have been able to make a Freudian slip joke about it.
>>3464560
As if I would trust the bones of a skeleton!
>>3466006
I hate it for fanfiction because it is usually utilized to remove the characters from anything related from the show. So like a highschool AU or what if Lapis meets Jasper in a club
Would you rather have one million dollars, or a comfortable pair of sneakers that are always full of warm cum
>>3466016
already already someday someday
also I don't know who matpat or "the darth jarjar guy" are
or bkew
>>3465753
I liked how her response was a direct callback to Log 7 15 2. It was cute.
>>3466006
Perk: makes seeing the gems having apartments and going to school etc. feel less silly
Con: the designs are usually very bad, which kills it
>>3466069
fuck that's a difficult question
does "always full" mean I can pour it and it always produces more? an infinite amount of cum? I could totally make more than a million dollars off of that. [spoiler]plus you get to dip your feet in cum all day and lick it off when you get home from work[/spoiler]
>>3466069
depends on the sneaker brand
i'd kill for some sick yeezy boosts
>>3466069
I'll talk the money, thanks.
>>3466075
Matpat is the Game Theories and Film Theories guy on youtube
The Darth Jarjar guy (I don't know he's called) is the guy who came up with the famous theory a few months back that JarJar binks was a sith lord. It got so huge he got mentioned on the news and by conan o' brien and was on the front page of reddit for a while
BKEW was THE fan theorist for homestuck at the time. Everyone knew his name and most theorists hated him for not only being popular, but pulling a mechanic called "inversion" out of his ass that normies continued to insist on after even after it was debunked
>>3466069
Million dollars, I can cum in my own shoes
I am in the graveyard again anons.
It's dark outside and the breeze is causing a tapping sound on the window
Perfidious Peridot plans Pearl's premature passing precautiously. Perhaps poison produces proper payoff? Preposterous, pearls perceive piquancy promptly! Pass. Pronged prickly pincers penetrating pale peritoneum? Perfect! Pyramidal pate paragon's postulation procures positive payback posthaste! Posthumously, Priyanka pots putrefaction, propagating pansies.
>>3466238
Poop
>>3466229
Watch out for ghouls.
![[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E29 Log Date 7 15 2 [1080p;WEB-DL x264].mp4_snapshot_00.19_[2016.06.08_19.52.19].png](https://i.imgur.com/Abl9eoI.png "[AliQ] Steven Universe S02E29 Log Date 7 15 2 [1080p;WEB-DL x264].mp4 snapshot 00.19 [2016.06.08 19.52.19]")
>>3466238
>>3466272
the wind is causing the trees to gently flow
also I swear there is a dog or something howling outside
I am scared
haha wats up guys
do u like my new shirt??
>>3466229
Hey Disco.
>>3466322
dude, if you see a dog run. Even if it's not a ghoul (which look like ugly dogs) it could still be some sort of coyote or wolf depending on your location
Is Editbro here? Can I ask for pic related with Peridot, Jasper, and Lapis?
>>3466424
kill it, actually, dont. but do watch out, it might howl but it might not be a dog. hope you dont die, disco.
>>3466424
what continent anon?
>>3465847
Because you're not very good?
Most of the stuff I've seen you link here is either obvious, far-fetched to the point of idiocy or not even your idea in the first place. Not to mention poorly developed and written. Which basically makes you useless. Obviously the Garnet post wouldn't have been as popular as it was if it didn't trigger the shit out of Tumblr, and I guess you got the unlucky end of the "no such thing as bad publicity" stick.
>>3466445
I've seen exactly what you're asking for on tumblr.
>>3466445
It's been done with Steven, Jasper, and lapis before
>>3466424
It's okay, I have your back!
>>3465064
I think you have a warped view on what being a human is.
When I get into phases where I can't stop masturbating every day, I feel more primitive, like a beast, like a dog humping a pillow.
There are lots of animals but only some animals are human.
And even other animals aren't like that all the time. If they're not in heat, or it's out of mating season, or they don't have the scent of pheromones or whatever, they also have more important things to care about.
>>3466531
>>3466525
here http://kibarockz79.tumblr.com/post/145792612541/this-ha-probably-already-been-done-but-bruhisms
>>3466424
If you're gonna get a job at a fucking graveyard you probably need to grow a fucking pair. I mean no offense by this, having no pair to speak of myself. Good luck. Don't die.
>>3466546
>>3466462
My problem is that I post every idea I have, regardless of whether or not it's far-fetched.
however, I still stand by Two White Diamonds. That one has yet to meet any opposing facts
>>3466507
Coyotes then. Or wolves if you're in Canada
>>3466531
huh, mantalapis is kind of cool. Personally though I think she needs a form that keeps her mirror theme,
>>3466507
Do you get scared there very often, Disco ? I know I would, being a mix between paranoid and coward.
Did you meet anyone at the graveyard yet?
>yfw we get half life 3 news before su news
>>3466639
Well HL3 will still have taken longer than SU has even been on air, so it won't be that big of a deal.
>>3466606
>complain about lack of notes
>anons telling you what you're doing wrong
>brushing it off
Fag
>>3466436
>>I can cum in my own shoes
It's true!
>>3463666
Satan posts in /sug/ confirmed
>>3466760
insults aren't critique
>>3465923
You might be right about that anon. I started getting more notes when I started writing more word-heavy posts.
To be honest I think I might have been talking down to my readers. I really should snip out inessential images, but I have to find a good balance so it isn't just walls of text either
>>3466908
>insults aren't critique
For most people (including you, apparently), the difference is just in how nice and inoffensive the wording is.
Haven't been around today.
Have people posted about how they showed a Pearl Pokemon in Sun & Moon?
It's name is Pikipek
>>3466999
Pickypearl
>>3466944
no, the difference is pointing out specific, fixable flaws. The one specific flaw you pointed out I actually did respond to, but you ignored that and called me a fag
>>3466979
Oh, it's fine... as long as it doesn't stand up on it's hind legs.
No, but seriously, give him love. Usually dogs don't get boney unless they're starving
>>3466999
holy crap it even has the hair
How well will your favorite gem die?
Best gem coming through
>>3467046
well it's very old which is why I said boney
ALSO THE MOST AMAZING THING I EVER SAW HAS HAPPEN
I never seen an elderly dog whip a younger dog so badly in my life.
The younger dog was growling at the older, the older was just walking and not doing anything yet.
All of sudden, the elderly dog just pounced it and tore the other dog up. Biting it and scratching it up.
The other dog just limped away bleeding. While the elderly dog is just coming back over to me since he sees me.
We are back in the shack while the other dog is resting again, this time just outside my door.
I never seen something that intense. It barely lasted a minute.
>>3467128
That's not even pearl
>>3467152
The thing about messing with old people: they've lived way too long to get fucked with by young bucks.
>>3467152
Damn, well at least you wont be alone this night. How long do you stay at the graveyard, Disco ?
>>3467075
I can't wait to get my pearl tattoo <:^)
>>3467270
What did he do to their faces?
>>3467270
Why is she so adorable?
>>3467284
Some weebo shit. Just a pic I found.
>>3467270
even in this, pearl is perfect.
>>3460450
checked the lists again, Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 29.
>>3467213
>>3467218
I got off the phone with a guy I know.
Apparently the dog was used in illegal dog fights in its younger years.
After it was rescued it's been living with a couple for many years.
The guy said if the elderly dog was any younger the other dog would have been dead.
He says that the dog never back down from a challenge and is shocked he ain't dead.
>>3460499
MY DICK
>>3467340
Zuke let slip in her WoW stream last night that Summer of Steven is still on, so I'm betting on next month.
>>3467369
Hopefully. CN needs to get their shit together. 5 months long hiatus just for 5 episodes.
>>3467270
>abril
>>3467357
Fuck man. Like messing with a Marine from Vietnam or some shit.
>>3467420
dude speaks spanish
>>3467420
Have you showered yet Anon?
>>3467454
>Why am I even doing this
>Implying Pearl doesn't have an OCD over being always clean
>>3467448
huh, the more you know.
>>3467448
Who doesn't anyway.
Hey guys do you have the link for the discord chat?
>>3467510
get that disgusting piece of shit out of my /sug/
>>3467530
People with dignity.
>>3464050
>>3464047
>>3464083
>>3464093
>>3463943
>>3463888
The story was that some people who personally knew her and didn't like her boyfriend knew how to "game the system" and convince tumblr that she was scum of the earth, even going at one point something along the lines of "this all will stop if you break up with your boyfriend"
>>3467552
The discord is kinda in high alert at the moment because the banned are causing problems.
>>3467422
yeah, I just arrived home
also they said the lost big fight the dog had nearly crippled it
it was against a dog twice it's size and they said the animal nearly went blind
>>3467624
*last big fight
>>3467616
High alert is a drastic way to describe it.
>>3467505
Perfection. Pearl is love. Pearl is life.
>>3467766
hnng
I want to get her boobs and thighs prego
everyday is one day closer to his death.
>>3467897
isnt that great?
>>3467897
Everyday is one day closer to my death.
I love the Peripickle
>>3467897
Don't fear death.
Embrace the glory of rushing to meet it.
>>3467937
then what will she live for?
>>3467977
all is nothing in the beginning all will be nothing in the end.
>>3461787
I wanna fuck that Zuke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF_3Jl26z6Y
>>3467050
she already died
>>3468035
learn to draw so you can make more of her, thats my plan
>>3468028
zuke isn't for fug
>>3468042
>lapis cracked
>>3468028
Zuke is for fug
>>3468204
Link the post - I'm guessing they're going for the love triangle thing
>>3467270
I feared as much
>>3468264
http://trchy.tumblr.com/post/145940652056/ok-so-ive-rewatched-barn-mates-for-a-lot-of
>>3467921
Please, not this. Anything but this again.
Well I have some news about the dog I was around in the graveyard.
Apparently on it's way home it got attacked by a rottweiler.
The rotty was the one that engaged the fight is what they said.
They said in the fight the elderly mutt, jackie was in trouble. The rottweiler managed to injure its leg. But the mutt got it's throat.
They said it was the most vicious fight in a long time. The rottweiler was still trying to fight even though it was half dead.
Jackie is hurt bad and is going to the vet. A friend of mine said he is getting stable but the fight might of done him in.
Blood in the street is what they said.
Disco I don't think we need to hear about dogs dying from bleeding out
>>3468299
I just hope amethyst doesn't do any more to make people hate her
>>3468412
That's what they're telling him in the discord channel too, but he won't shut up about it.
>>3468299
>Whoever those two are in the picture, we don’t know if they’re a couple, a father with his daughter, coworkers, or just good friends —but it is obvious that they are close.
Do shipers even watch the show?
>>3468401
>might of
I don't even care about your fucking story now
go back to grade school you illiterate shit
>>3468441
Like I know it is shitty and we also want the dog to be okay, but we don't want to hear all these gory details in slow updates.
I'm Steven
>>3468416
sorry anon but that is an inevitability
>>3468403
not for fug
>>3468481
God dammit Disco
>>3468488
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
>>3468502
Maybe
But then she needs to do a number of things or one really good thing to redeem herself again
>>3467369
What'the name of her stream?
>>3468457
who is them peoples? was they featured in a earlier episode?
>>3468416
>Amethyst
>being decent and not doing things that she know will make people hate her.
>>3468544
sodawizard on twitch. she could easily be in the dark just as much as us though, anyone would reasonably expect the next episodes to air this summer
>>3468563
People should hate lapis a lot more
>>3468561
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Minor_Characters/Humans#Greg.27s_Aunt_and_Uncle
>>3461966
What ethnicity is Lars? He looks kind of like an ancient Egyptian in this pic.
>>3468698
Dumpy white kid.
>>3468561
I know you're baiting me. I may be a grammar nazi, but I'm not an idiot.
.......YOU FUCKER
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>3468602
People can hate both, so it evens out, they're both really shitty, but in different ways.
>>3468712
Isn't the only thing that he's confirmed to be NOT white?
>>3468401
Get well, doggo!
>>3468748
How the fuck could he not be white?
poil
>>3468753
hes dead, anon
>>3468403
for fug
>>3468728
I don't think Amethyst is as nearly as shitty as Lapis has been in her relatively short screentime.
>inb4 faggots quoting that "armrest is le worst xD" video made by people who don't even like the sow and has endless comments hating on SU in general
new thread when..?
want to post a request..
>>3468938
im shit but if its a drawing request, what is it ? might do it tomorrow if you dont mind low quality.
>>3469023
He's pretty dark compared to white characters.
>>3468518
You leave me no choice! Underwear, activate!
>>3469024
haha no, I meant posting the request on next thread
anything with Jasper is fine!
>>3469051
>what is greece
fuck I had to solve 5 captchas for a single sentence
stevonnie has a dick. canon
>>3469186
It would be silly to think otherwise.
>>3469186
and a girly funhole
![[ffg]'s Vaginaposter.png](https://i.imgur.com/LwfB2aR.png "[ffg]'s Vaginaposter")
