HG thread
Eggman's evil plans are coming along.
>>3446750
I know you're from the South, but come on. That wasn't that difficult to understand.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3446750
It's calling bringing your binoculars.
>>3446739
Jesus, I shouldn've known you were useless...
>>3446745
GO AWAY! WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND HERE!
>>3446757
My hammer is the last thing the people will see before I whack them into submission. It's my go-to, all purpose weapon.
>>3446710
This is one of those sudden boss fights I'm not prepared to face yet! Abort opera-
>>3446665
>More like being double killed.
>At least he didn't got a redesign like Spyro...
>R-Right?
>>3446643
>Bangs you back.
>You like this.
>>3446738
>tfw Garnet OD's and loses her house
>>3446750
This thing's bloody huge.
>>3446713
>Shrugging, He sheathes his sword
For now, aye. I have business to attend to. Don't think this is over, though, we'll continue this later. I do need to earn me pay.
>He retreats back into the shadows
>>3446784
Spiders are not for sexual (unless it's Rachnea)
>>3446781
>>3446750
I ain't seen a picture show since the 1950s, don't sass me about it!
>>3446760
I wanted to know how much I could kill... simple enough. Also, it was part of a tactic, don't quite recall though.
>>3446750
Find you!! Now die!
>>3446807
I'll be waiting for your next attempt on my life!
>>3446750
For a robot, you're pretty good at a card game I know virtually nothing about, then again, that's to be expected, I bet you have limitless text documents filled with strategies and solid insta win decks, or something along those lines .
>>3446750
You guys are pretty good at dodging danger.
>>3446760
Response: Mantis population grows faster than they can terminate themselves. They are also widespread throughout space, making a full termination of their population difficult.
>>3446813
b-but Muffet
>>3446797
Shouldn't the last thing people see is "King Dedede"? It would make sense, since, you know, you're King Dedede. You want them to know they messed with the wrong king.
>>3446757
Of course not! I need a decent gaming partner and you're also like me when it comes to not dying at all.
>>3446791
You're asking someone that could be your grandfather to get porn mags for you. Don't you have friends for that kind of favors?
>>3446829
Thank you SOuda! Thank you!
>>3446839
Go find better Undertale waifus.
Like Mettaton.
>People aren't getting that Spyro was put into Skylanders without any second hope of revival.
>Crash gets into Skylanders as a guest appearance rather than a main character spotlight, while he gets to keep his name on the PS4.
>I'm fucking stoked.
>>3446851
Wait, what about old age? You can still die from that, correct?
>>3446839
It's not right anon. Period.
>>3446628
I killed someone...
>Does anyone have the link to hosthelper?
>>3446805
>I can say for sure that it doesn't seem to be as bad as Spyro's redesign.
>>3446857
I WANT YOU DEAD!
>>3446851
I don't see what having friends has to do with you doing what I say.
>>3446845
I already say my name enough as it is. But t would be nice fer people to see everyone who appreciates me.
People be likin' that Kirby too much. I want to be liked too ya know.
>>3446819
Then you've got some catching up to do when you get out of the kitchen.
>>3446825
Oh, so you were being bad just to be bad? That always turns out well, but I'm sure you knew that.
>>3446834
It's always something, isn't it? How long have you all been at each other's throats?
>>3446882
okay....
>>3446751
>I was a stupid kid.
>>3446785
>My mindset was that vitamins are good for me so if I take a bunch of them then I will be real healthy. It also helped that I liked the taste.
>on phone
Yes I know, M-maybe they'l get us in next year right? R-right?
>>3446890
Huh....
>>3446885
Oh come one, Souda is like Kaiji, even for money he wouldn't betray his friends
(go fuck yourself Endou)
>>3446829
A hammer would be useless, wouldn't it?
>>3446884
hgtools.neocities.com
>>3446892
I did a similar thing, but with fish oil capsules
I sure loved them omega 3s
>>3446873
>people don't get it man, it's all good.
>>3446829
Once we acquire this weapon, it shall be mine and no one else.
>>3446888
But i'm still impressed on how many lives i've taken, that was just too good.
>>3446907
Keep a close on on him. Hes the one who got me
>>3446905
Lurking that egg
>>3446886
I don't see why nobody would like a fat little penguin like you, but maybe it's because you don't appeal to kids as much? You have to know your target audience, big guy.
>>3446907
You have fun with that, Magic isn't really my thing.
My wits and my gun are all I need in these trying times.
>>3446920
I'll make him pay bae
>>3446908
>Thanks, but the server seems to be down right now. I'll just try again later.
>>3446905
WHY'RE YOU STILL TALKING?! STOP IT!
>>3446907
Can I summon Miss. Sonia so I can marry her?
>>3446907
Eh, she recovered from worse.
>>3446888
Response: Engi and Mantis conflicts have been continuous for hundreds years since they first developed FTL travel.
>>3446713
You think I am talking about death? There are fates far worse than that, and as a Crimson Demon, I have the tools necessary to enact these destines upon you!
>>3446888
Don't plan on that anytime soon. Probably gonna have a chat with Hollywood when I get the chance, he'll fill me in just fine.
>>3446948
>Meant .org
>>3446958
I have control over a GOD!
>>3446928
I ain't knowin' whatcha talkin' about there. People like me... But they ain't likin' me as much as KIRBY.
That's what I don't like. I want to outshine Kirby.
>>3446951
I just wanted to be friendly
>>3446958
Zach...do you feel that, I have the feeling something is following us.
>>3446874
Apparently. No matter how many times I come back to life my body still deteriorates very slowly as any other mortal in this word...
>>3446885
It means you need to get the right people for that kind of silly favors, boy. Your parents didn't do a very good job trying to raise you it seems.
>>3446926
>>3446920
Wow.
>>3446958
First one to the treasure gets a bigger cut!
>
>>3446958
Th-thank you, Lucifer.
>>3446982
STOP LOOKIN' AT ME!
>>3446994
Autism spreads. Who knew?
>>3446976
>Got it. Thanks, Colonel.
>>3446958
Coward. You fight this monster head on! Nothing shall stop you!
>>3446971
Enlighten me... Demon.What is worst than death itself? And before you answer... Nothing!! Nothing is worse than death!
>>3446994
What's so funny?
>>3446885
So you've kicked Sonia and Stocking to the side for her? I didn't know you had such animal magnetism.
>>3446919
Hm. I might be able to look past you being a vain, murderous something-or-another if you maintain some semblance of courtesy. Maybe.
>>3446965
I see. Let's switch gears for a moment. *grin* Sorry, I didn't intend for that pun to slip out. Anyway, what do you think of this place? I know we've already discussed the people, but what about the rest of it?
>>3446976
It's better to see things for yourself, though. Come to your own conclusions, and such.
>>3446958
Only one of them will need that boost.
>>3446981
How can I be of service today, King DDD?
>>3446981
I got it!
Dedede, I think you have to kill the Kirby!
>>3446993
Yeah, it's a bummer, isn't it? I bet you'd be quite the looker if you were my age. Heck, you might even take Sarah-tan from me!
>>3446940
You got this ~<3
>>3447030
>>3447041
I'm on it!
Ya hearin' me, Mr. Service Man? I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBA DAT DARE KIRBEH!
>>3447021
I NEVER LIKED STOCKING OR THAT ANIMAL THING! THEY BOTH MAKE ME SICK!
>>3447024
I've been the winner since the very beginning!
>>3447021
If it's courtesy you're asking for, then fine. But if you drive my patience, than i'll shall spare you none.
>>3447024
Souda will not get over his fears.
>>3446994
They're spreading famo, run for the hills.
>>3447064
Alright, I'm sejding you a weapon right now
I guarantee that Kirby can't defeat this weapon
>>3447064
But you have to make him look like the bad guy if you want this done right. Make it look like he ate someone very important.
>>3447021
Response: This place is 'odd' to Engi
Comment: The willingness of the beings here to terminate each other in the arena confuses us. We seek to survive for the data and science, other beings seem to seek nothing from survival in the arena.
>>3447103
Kirby will swallow it and turn into a furfag ya fool!
>>3447103
Try this
What does hg drive?
It's been a while. I hoped to not be here for a longer period, but the urge to bash your skulls in without consequence comes naturally.
>>3447078
Yes, yes! Power is everything in this broken world.
>>3447131
A bike
>>3447131
A bus
>>3447131
Audi A1, different car soon tho.
I gotta go. I'm got something I have to take care of. If you're lucky, I'll return another day.
>>3447131
A Golf V.
>>3447078
Formula to ashes
>>3447041
Hahaha! When I was near your age I barely remember talking to girls at all, but I do remember being swarmed with them before I joined the marine corps. Now, don't say silly things, that girl was raised to supress her emotion, none of us has a chance.
>>3447141
motorbike or just a regular pedal bike?
>>3447103
But can it KILL Kirby?
>>3447104
Nah nahs, I got this in the bag.
I GOT IT! What if we made it look like he ate someone very important!?
Haha, I'm a genius when the time's right. Which is just about all the time.
>>3447081
Now now, son, discriminatin just ain't in my nature, long as you got money to spend!
>>3447090
I went and forgot my face! Can't be a cultural icon without that!
>>3447078
I'm already in a numbah of large museums across the globe. Not surprisin they'd buy up my bones faster than my fryers cook half a chicken!
>>3447158
Work It Harder Make It Better
Do It Faster, Makes Us stronger
>>3447160
Pedal bike
I live in a village, it's the best way of getting around
>>3447018
To be subjected to endless torture is objectively worse than death! To have to endure endless suffering over and over that could only be soothed by dying, only for death's sweet embrace to never arrive to you, that is worse than death.
>>3447067
Then why didn't you kill that...animal thing...when you had the chance? Too busy staring at her chest?
>>3447075
Oh, I'm not asking for it. It's worth more if you give it voluntarily. To that second point, I can work with that. You don't seem all bad, after all. Just some.
>>3447078
What's that you've got there, Beastie?
>>3447090
That's why you appoint somebody to take up some of the work. You can't do it all alone.
>>3447112
Yeah, it seems strange, but it's helped by the fact that death isn't a permanent event here. And it can be amusing sometimes.
>>3447132
Violence is an urge quite hard to contain, right? I know that feel.
>>3447193
He's being all tsundere toward me
>>3447154
Don't sink any lower in the abyss, boy!
>>3447158
Luca keeps getting buffed.
>>3447131
>A very crappy truck
>>3447131
>Ford GT that my father left behind
>>3447132
That's not something a girl like you should be into.
>>3447159
You're starting to sound like Ten-tan now. You don't think that's true, right? I-I don't want to go for Ten-tan! She scares the hell out of me!
>>3447162
...Y-yeah, that'll work! How'd you ever come up with that?
>>3447131
A Yamaha R6
cuz you know 2wheels > 4
>>3447162
King. We didnt make it into e3.
>>3447131
a 2001 mustang
>>3447221
Which year on the Ford GT? My dad used to own one of them.
>>3447132
Time makes fools of us all. You've just gotta roll with it.
>>3447208
He's good at that. Too bad he left, though. Maybe he went to go buy you something pretty.
>>3447217
I don't know who you think I am, but I'm not them! Can't you idiots see that?!?
>>3447132
>Grabs your head, and lifts you up into the air.
What's a child doing in this battle ground? Hmph... no matter, i'll kill you all the same.
>>3447158
Bow... Eh...
>>3447188
>He gets up and looks at the sky.
Hehehehehehehe.... HAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHA! Wonderful, wonderful! YOU!
>He points to her
You, you.... how about you join me in this afterlife, as we crush our foes to nothing!!
>>3447193
...Tch. Whatever.
>>3447217
That kid...my intuition is telling me he did something unforgivable.
>>3447198
I try to keep my composure. I have an image to keep up.
>>3447221
You're already beginning to top the list. Congratulations.
>>3447193
My old self did that back in the 70s. Sold the damn franchise rights for a tidy sum, took up a role as salaried spokesman. Thing is, I ain't him. He died decades ago, Harland Sanders. I'm Colonel Sanders, the icon, the face of fast fresh fried chicken across the globe, and work ain't evah ovah for me. Appearances are everythin.
>>3447221
>>Ford GT
>>3447217
>Mistaken for uldaman
But Uldaman is a place. How can one mistake a person for a place?
>>3447193
Response: The lack of a permanent termination is also a matter of confusion to Engi.
Comment: Engi are capable of cloning, but there is no cloning device located in this area.
>>3447263
That would be cool. He's so cute when he's afraid of his own shadow.
>>3447250
Audi A5 or A7. Either one of those or a 2012 CL63 AMG.
>>3447217
Two losses at the feast. Technically.
>>3447276
Your guess is a good as mine.
>>3447131
My dick into ur mums asshole
>>3447221
Just a small moment of genius. I tend to have 'em sometimes all the time.
>>3447243
Whatcha talkin' about son? I wasn't expectin' much of E3 anyways.
>>3447217
Weak!
>>3447303
I have no need to eat... all is well with me.
Which avatars were among the first in hg
>>3447243
theres always nintendo
>>3447299
good taste man
>>3447131
A scooter
>inb4 fag
E3 has been fucking garbage.
More garbage than usual anyways.
>>3447303
My mailbox is getting full with all the critiques sent to me.
The day is pretty violent as well.
>>3447323
He's not dead. Yet.
>>3447327
I was there but not as ava
>>3447266
You don't have to act all big and bad all the time, especially around here. This is one of those places where it doesn't matter at all. You're as likely to be killed by a god as you are a dinner roll.
>>3447272
Get some body doubles, then. The world's a big place, Colonel.
>>3447286
You don't need one. Nobody can really explain it, but it just happens. We're glad the system hasn't failed yet, that's for sure.
>>3447296
There are times when he's not afraid of his own shadow? That would be a surprise to me.
>>3447360
Trump...there are two I can choose from...
>>3447333
The only thing I give a single shit about is Pokemon.
>>3447354
I haven't watched or read anything about E3 since XPlay was a relevant TV show. I'm honestly surprised by how much it's being discussed here.
>>3447221
Who is this Ten-tan and how am I related to that person?
>>3447270
A bit too young to keep an image for others, don't you think?
>>3447266
I have no need for allies. I am a completely self-sufficient being, to have to provide for someone else would only put a damper on my talents and restrict me! Go find one of the many harlots that roam these lands and see if they would be willing to accompany you.
>>3447318
no signs of my next big scheme that's what! How long has it been since the last main ape escape King? Too dam long that's what! I had celebration plans and everything!
>>3447327
I mean, I shit posted when it first started if that counts
>>3447386
E3 has been a load of fucking nothing.
>Well, I didn't lose anything, so I'm going to back my shit up and go to sleep before my computer decides to give me another heart attack.
>>3447383
Imma spoil you anon :
8 badges, an even easier league than the last games, a team that want to drown the world in darkness by an eclipse (moon/sun), yada yada.
There you can save your time
>>3447337
German cars are great ones and I'm glad I could kick off with one.
>>3447360
I would make a Firefox joke but I am not sure what she is.
An especially cruel murder from Matsuda.
>>3447380
I have many who portray me. This both increases my powah and my workload. The more space I occupy in the global conscious, the more responsibility I hold.
>>3447327
Neptune, Hoshit, Medusa, Ultron, Yuno, Jude, Vino, Seth, Ilya, Nepgear off the top of my head, I've got a shit memory. Definitely tons I'm forgetting.
>>3447389
You're not, but she said the same thing you did. Something along the lines of I'll never get her. She was also heavily implying she wanted me, which is weird.
>>3447360
Y-You little... AH!
>>3447380
Does it look like I care woman? I don't care if I die to a rat. As long as I get a challenge, i'm fine!
>>3447391
>Slaps you across the face
Don't you dare talk to me in that tongue you whore! I've given you the go ahead to join my side! You better take it!
>>3447327
Archer
>>3447417
A Grandam is still sweet though famo. I thought you had one of the classic GT40's, those were a great sight.
>>3447416
See you
>>3447435
Fyxe is on fire~!
>>3447380
Comment: Dying without a backup to Engi is what Humans would title a "Taboo". Dying permanently is seen as a waste to Engi.
>>3447417
you fucker
>>3447435
You could've just say I'm a FireFyxe
>>3447439
Jude is late May and Nepgear early May.
Who was in the first steam group run by Kana?
>>3447424
Yeah. A lot of people bitch about the maintenance cost but i say its worth it. Id love to get an Audi TT one day
>>3447439
>Jude
>Vino
>Nepgear
Late April/May at best
>>3447435
dont let the furfag win
>>3447435
Fine, dude, I'll help you out. Pretty sure those don't exist, though
>>3447333
We have always been Sony, with nintendo giving us a hand now and then. If Sony doesn't bring us back at the same time Crash gets a remaster... It's treason!
I need a drink.
>>3447435
Beast Boy picks up an item reminiscent of a friend.
Doppio has to keep tabs on everything.
>>3447477
True. My humor is low today.
>>3447418
Pokemon is one of the few things I care about along with Kirby and Persona.
>>3447439
>ultron
Nigger you what? Eggman-Kun and I were there even before he was.
>>3447389
For some people. Most of the people here would do well to follow my example.
>>3447263
Profound. I'd expect nothing less from one of the few intellectuals living in this garbage can.
>>3447266
Obviously, your speech is as foul as your breath. I can smell it from here.
>>3447154
If I'm lucky, you'll be hit by a truck in your absence.
>>3447417
Your tone of speech, assuming I'm just another ignorant little girl playing around with dollies at her tea party. I'll make you dance soon enough, moron.
>>3447439
Junko, Shion, Mion, Holo and Littlefinger too
>>3447499
dont blame me you're from a shit franchise
>>3447513
Sorry Memesoon
>>3447484
The maintenance costs can be tough, but if you got the money to keep it up along with them being quite the gasoline gulpers then they are definitely a great drive.
>>3447513
He's sk8r owl dude
>>3447435
Critical System F-
>>3447435
>>3447477
I'm tempted to take Souda's side at this moment...
>>3447437
Which means you can take a day or two off and enjoy yourself.
>>3447444
Well, it certainly sounds like you do, unless you're always this angry.
>>3447470
That will be of no concern to you here. You'll be just fine, I'm pretty sure.
>>3447496
I have only one request: don't fail.
>>3447506
Kirby and Persona are cool.
Pokemon too, but I'm pretty much bored of it being the same thing over and over. Still a nice game though
>>3447464
>five speed is some top tier shit, my man.
>>3447475
>I felt like I could have gotten away with taking a picture of my neighbors car, but I felt wrong
>>3447517
I'll dance right now if you want me to. There's nothing wrong with a little feel good movement!
>>3447494
Do you seriously care?
>>3447513
He is probably referring to his older avas. People just call the guy behind the avas ultron
>>3447513
>Dude, Ultron was Kenny from TWD, and Sk8r Owl
>>3447517
Don't care for my breath.
>>3447540
I don't! Tch... just leave me be.
>>3447505
Whoops. He picks up the item in this slide.
>>3447494
I can not control who wins. But you should be happy about this result.
>>3447444
R-Rude. I-I decline.
>>3447396
>Puts his hand on your shoulder
Son, I cannot guarantee you'll be back soon, as the people who own ya are different from mine, so I shouldn't even be sayin' stuff along the lines of this, but companies don't normally ferget games they own.
All ya gotta do is sit an' wait. Signs will show what a company'll do with ya, especially if yer trademarked.
>>3447417
The little guy may be small, but he'll eat up anythin' that looks and smells good. Even if it's bigger than him.
>>3447548
yes
>>3447523
It's alright if you don't know some people off the top of your head, HG's been alive here since early March of 2014. It only recently decided to fuck off to /trash/ because /b/ wants traps and dubs.
>>3447542
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I'd rather shit stay the same than for them to pull a Super Paper Mario.
>>3447518
Junko was May/June
>>3447589
That's pathetic.
>>3447517
You're too kind. I sometimes wonder if I can be called that if I'm still here of my own will...
>>3447568
Very well, I'll leave you be. But if you ever wanna chat again, you know the name.
>>3447529
oh yeah dude the Euros are definitely pushing the whole eco friendly gas saving thing. Meanwhile America is still playing catch up. Only thing that makes me hate driving my wrangler tbhqh
>>3447602
>its pathetic to not want degeneracy
>>3447570
So close ;-:
>>3447602
kys furfag
>>3447579
Tch. Have it your way.
>He lays back on the ground, pissed.
Bah!
>>3447603
Yeah. I'll consider it.
>>3447602
I'm not angry at him. I got far this time
Too bad, I wanted to win for furry porn though
>>3447540
Response: Noted.
Observation: You seem to be able to us an unknown 'power' as seen in the arena.
>>3447540
Not entirely sure you understandin me. My work keeps me alive as an idea. I ain't human, haven't been for a long time, neither.
>>3447609
Come a long way though! Ole Madison Avenue is hawkin gas mileage in truck commercials these days!
>>3447570
With the information he's gotten, Doppio manages to wound Matsuda.
>>3447584
Alright, so stick with me here.
What if...what if we deep fried you and fed you to Kirby? It makes sense, since you're a king. people would come seeking revenge if they heard he ate you.
>>3447440
You're quite popular among girls,eh? Yet you are determined to get under Tsukiko's skirt at all cost.
>>3447513
Living as a murderer is not for everyone, you're either raised among violence or be born rotten in this world, I think the second applies to you.
>>3447593
Super Paper Mario wasn't actually a bad game, just a departure from the games before. No no no, Paper Mario wasn't disappointing until Sticker Star. Fuck that steaming pile of shit
>>3447641
It'll be me who dominates 'fate' and comes out the victor!
>>3447520
You WHAT?!
>>3447584
I swear if they give me the rabbids treatment I'l brainwash ubisoft to make a shitty cyberpunk so blatently leftwing it turns entire countries facist and genocidal just from the reactions!
>>3447624
>pulling the degeneracy card
>on /trash/
You serious?
>>3447628
>implying I'm a furfag
Just stating facts.
>>3447547
Is it as good as they say? I heard some positive shit about 5 speed.
>>3447609
I don't really drive a lot so I dislike the price going up. I mean I can drive a car who chugs down gas, but if I don't drive a lot who cares y'know? Stuff is done a bit half-assed with all them laws 'n stuff in Yurop.
>>3447626
One day, we'll win.
>>3447518
>not being part of the original Steam Group 10
>>3447664
its true, bich
>>3447632
You still did good~!
>>3447670
Someday...someday...
>>3447551
>>3447530
>>3447552
>He was THOSE guys?
>Fuck, the only reason I decided to meme up with Monsoon was because of Jetstream Sam and Sundowner. I was a piece of fucking BROCCOLI and that fucking Polar Knight from Shovel Knight.
>BTW is Shovel Knight still around? She's pretty chill.
>>3447675
Who was in the original group?
>>3447517
>>3447655
Somehow my words got lost in the way...
>>3447679
>Ape Escape
>shit
Opinion discarded
>>3447624
>Anime
>Not degenerate
>>3447641
With the attack from earlier, Matsuda fails to kill another.
The last two have some stakes to winning. If Doppio wins, he gets the money from killing Beast Boy. If Beast Boy wins, he gets Raven's respect. We will see what happens.
>>3447665
Yes. Furfaggots are the textbook definition of degeneracy. Why the fuck are they spamming our threads when they have 20 fucking threads dedicated to every fetish?
>>3447640
I just want American cars to be great again. No offense to the japs but their cars feel soul less and the Euros are too pricey for the average american.
>>3447669
you live in the city? if so you are lucky. Here everything is so spaced out. Its a bitch to get to work with all the traffic as well.
>>3447655
Sarah-tan is the cutest, but I want more than just that. I want to get a hug from her one day. That would be like third base for her.
But you know gramps, there are a lot of other cute girls here too. If Sarah does reject me I should have no problems finding someone else to abuse me.
>>3447669
>I've been told my opinions are shit, but it's honestly one my favorite things about that car.
>>3447636
I do? Go on.
>>3447640
Oh, now I see. Well, I hope you're up for near-immortality, or at least as long as human activity can support going to restaurants.
>>3447713
>he likes shit games
>>3447659
The only redeeming thing about SPM was it's story.
It's a garbage platformer and a garbage RPG
People are only starting to like it more now because Sticker Star is even worse, but that doesn't make it a good game.
Just like how Sonic Boom is even worse than Lost World but Lost World is still terrible.
>Rin stumbles into her office with various open wounds, and collapses into her chair.
Anyone for a drink...?
>>3447716
Gee, I wonder who's behind this post
>>3447131
Scooter.
Not a motorized one, kick powered.
>>3447717
Come at me, then!
I'll wipe out your memory of me with my King Crimson!
>>3447720
I just want to play, not it's not like I was spamming smut or anything ya know? :^)
>>3447727
>he thinks his opinion's even close to fact
>>3447695
Shovesy left mate. Went and quit cold turkey
>>3447695
He was also Propeller Knight
>>3447735
Yeah, drinking isn't good for people that are bleeding profusely...such as yourself.
>>3447679
>He stands on his chair and starts to step off it
You.
Come here.
>>3447720
because I like this thread <3
>>3447720
>Person playing an ava
>Spamming
Less cancerous than you tbqh. Not helping your, "not pathetic," argument in the least
>>3447645
W-What!? Ya ain't workin' fer that ol' guy, are ya!?
>>3447664
Only time will tell son. All ya gotta do is wait fer somethin' anythin'.
>>3447750
You can arpee literally anything and you choose your shitty OC. For the love of god, just fuck off already
>>3447547
Stop it. Don't waste your energy embarrassing yourself, your mouth does that for you.
>>3447568
Apparently so. What is a barbarian picking little girls off the ground by their heads doing anywhere besides federal prison?
>She seems very calm for the situation.
>>3447603
Curiosity killed the cat. It's why I keep coming back, between this place being an escape from the idiots in daily life and cheap entertainment.
>>3447700
I'm aware the majority of people have no idea what they're doing. What they need is drive. Conviction. Laziness leads to ignorance leads to laziness.
>>3447735
Treat your injuries before opening the bottle, imbecile.
>>3447717
Maybe he should've been an owl.
>>3447735
Sure, but I won't go as far as I did last time.
>>3447721
Yup a small settlement. I just walk to stores and stuff. I only drive when it's hard to reach, which is barely the case so I'm a bit lucky on that one.
>>3447725
My family never kept old cars. It's a new car every 3 years or so. I never really got to drive any of those vintage cars I'd like to hit up at times.
>>3447686
I never got to ask. Who do you think I am?
>>3447779
u mad, retarded monkey shit?
>>3447807
I've done it!
Of course, there was no doubt!
I've conquered 'fate!'
>>3447801
Someones mad :^)
>>3447726
Response: Humans and other organics would consider it to be "magic".
Comment: Engi do not believe in such forces as they are seen as unscientific and supernatural.
>>3447766
That's a shame.
>>3447768
And a damn fancy one too.
>>3447774
You tried.
>>3447807
It just works.
>>3447801
How dare they play a character they like, like everyone else does! You don't like it, therefore they shouldn't do it!
Are you starting to understand how you are many times more autistic than furshit?
>>3447801
They obviously don't give two shits. You're fighting a losing battle here.
>>3447735
I don't think you should be drinking with your current state.
>>3447803
>He lays the girl down
No fear... hmph. What's a girl doing in the afterlife?
>>3447807
Tch, Idiotic winner.
>>3447630
>The wizard stands up and dusts herself off.
I will be off, away from you now, lest I do something I will regret.
>>3447801
>playing a mainstream character (nothing wrong with guys)
>while I can play an obscure OC like the hipster I am
Step up sempai
>>3447820
>u mad
>>3447816
Hm? Oh, Well, I'm guessing you were Blue Beetle or Souda, based on the typing.
>>3447824
>distaste for a shitty community = mad
>>3447786
Fuck off, Sheamus
>>3447807
Oh screw you, dude
>>3447814
Well I hope you get your new Audi soon pham enjoy it my man.
>>3447807
Well done. Now pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Warlock, Mage, Priest, Death Knight or Monk) or choose neutral.
>causing a shitstorm over them
you're giving them what they want
>>3447799
I'm working for you for free right now, but if you don't like my genius ideas, then I can always take them elsewhere. I might even get PAID for these things one day.
>>3447803
>he poses
You're too young to be this angry! Crack a smile and enjoy life the right way!
>>3447814
>new car every three years
>It must be fun having money...
