HG thread
>>3445642
Why're you tryin' to kiss up on me?
>riposte
>>3445543
>Seeing the lunge coming, Bronn quickly rolls aside, the knight's strike landing next to him. As soon as the knight lands, Bronn stands up, using the momentum to move behind him and slice his sword against a weak point in the armor; the back of the knight's knee. He then jumps back once more, back on the defensive. He grins, but says nothing.
>>3445546
>Smiling, the man fills up his glass as well
See, I got the feeling you were toying with me.
>He downs the glass on one go, accustomed to the taste
So, what say you?
Can you recommend me some good comedy anime?
I'm not feeling too well lately.
I like memes
>>3445615 (Pepsi)
Oh no, I am perfectly fine staying here. Disregarding you, the people here are quite fun to talk to.
Is it App-err-kott or Ape-rih-kott?
>>3445595
You haven't left. It can't be that bad. Besides, I'm trying to help you. You don't want to look foolish in front of everybody again, do you?
>>3445630
Well, this deserves some investigation. What's your universe like, in a nutshell?
>>3445678
Osomatsu-San
>>3445678
Nichijou if you haven't seen it already
>>3445622
Disgusting creature.
>>3445544
I wouldn't mind a cup of coffee there sometime.
>>3445546
Heh. It was nice getting to be that open for a change. I barely do it.
>>3445685
The first.
>>3445671
Because i love you!
>>3445678
Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun
Nichijou
>>3445672
I'll consider it.
Getting attached to people isn't something I am fond of.
>>3445680
I-I'm a ton of fun to talk to! Everyone here thinks I'm the best. You're just pissed because I said your breath smells bad.
>>3445685
Ape-rih-kott
>>3445678
Nichijou, is the go-to.
Sol? You're up next, boyo
>>3445633
>Grabs you by the head, and smashs you against the floor.
Shut up.
>>3445643
Tch!
>Despite getting hit in the knee, Luca was able to stand up perfectly fine. He give the man a crazy look.
What... you thought that would harm me!? HAHAHAAHAA!!
>He sticks out his hand, and two flaming dragons spiral around him.
>>3445686
.....Tch. Fine! What can you do?
NGW?
>>3445697
Show your face and I might just accept your love.
>>3445706
The last time I got sad and unleashed my powers, an entire village was wiped from the planet. So you might want to reconsider your stance, sir.
>>3445726
Sol was supposed to go.
>>3445720
>Something came up, but I can try and pound out a 24. Worst case scenario, I'll just post the winner when that happens. Still want it?
>>3445604
Thank you as well Amane-san! I don't think I coulda beaten all of them twice in one day... It's pretty exhaustin'... I might just need a lil' bit of rest.
>>3445610
I'm not lyin' to myself, that's just not nice to say to anyone just like that outa nowhere.
>>3445615
Are you like one of them authority figures or somethin'?
>>3445686
Reponse: According to contact with other intelligent lifeforms here, the universe where Engi are from is one of the most technologically advanced.
Statement: FTL travel is normal and used by all known races, which are frequently at war due to the loss of stability with outbreak of the Rebellion against the Federation.
>>3445696
You'd have to be here late at night, I don't have anyone else working there so I don't want to be overwhelmed.
>>3445722
>Doesn't budge when he tries to and bites hit hand.
Ew.. You taste as bad as you act..
>>3445749
36 or bust
or finish mugen
>>3445686
>>3445574
Margarine. At times, strawberry jam.
>>3445703
>The man smiles and shrugs
Attachment isn't my sort of thing, either. Seems we've got much in common, you an' I. Both beautiful, for one.
>Grinning, he fills his glass once more
We could at least keep havin' these drinks. I quite enjoy the company.
>>3445722
Fuckin' hell, always with the bloody magic...
>Prepared for anything, the sellsword moves a few steps back.
>>3445385
Crimson Demons have a metabolism that is second to none!
>>3445756
Oh like I care what some little brat thinks of me, I'm the Great Witch Metallia and watching some little whore talk the big shit just for winning a match is something.
>>3445740
Like I care what happens here. It's no skin off my nose if you attack other people because you can't handle the truth.
>>3445756
No, I just don't think you're interesting or cute enough to give a proper reaction to.
>>3445756
If you're exhausted why don't you go lie down for a bit? It's not like you're a stranger to taking naps in the middle of the day.
>>3445749
Want me to host instead
>>3445776
I love you.
>>3445769
>>3445720
>>3445749
>Open computer back up to post thread.
>"Scanning and repairing drive (C:): #% Complete
>This had better not be what I think it is I swear to fuck.
ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION
>>3445810
Something something bees shouldn't be able to fly because they have small wings and fat bodies
>>3445791
It's not really truth if only one noisy, brash young man is sputtering it about, yes?
>>3445810
BEES
CANT
FLY
>>3445767
Ah! Bastard!
>>3445771
>His sword catches on fire. Once that was over, he rushes the man again with greater speed.
You're dead now maggot!
>>3445775
No wonder why you're so skinny.
>Lays you back on the ground, and sits next to you.
This bloody annoying.
>>3445771
I'm always fine with drinking.
...But perhaps another time. I've got something that needs doing. A job.
A hit, rather.
>Rin stands, stumbling awkwardly from her seat and she goes to push her chair in.
>>3445722
We can help each other. What is it that you do? If we team up, we can have each other's backs. For example, where I come from, I'm part of a team of superheroes. *magically lifts your cape over your head, then back off again*
>>3445762
Ah, so there's a bit of spice to your universe. Who's at fault for all of that...at least in your view?
>>3445770
You saved yourself with jam. You're not completely irredeemable.
>>3445824
I don't wanna hear young. You're obviously younger than I am, and you're a lot uglier than I am too.
>>3445802
Thanks my love.
>Smooches one last time before running of bloo- carrot juice
>dies
WHY IS MY NOSE SO FUCKING ITCHY
IT WON'T STOP BEING ITCHY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3445843
Rest in peace, sweet prince.
>>3445821
We've figured that out already, it isn't 2007 anymore. Get with the times.
>>3445840
BECAUSE FUCK AVIATION, YOU'RE WRONG.
>>3445834
This would have never happened in the first place if you did not question my immense prowess out of nowhere, fool.
>>3445834
>Backs away from him and spits onto the ground.
Haha, you're pretty unsavory... haha..
>>3445851
sniff some vicks
or shove ice cubes in it or something
>>3445871
Hot
>>3445871
Someone edit lens flares onto the eyes and add a filter and I'll save it as a reaction image
>>3445851
Fuck off Bolin
>>3445841
Uhm, if it's not much trouble, i'd like to hear it from your peers, sir.
>>3445871
Can you not? I'm trying to eat.
>>3445871
>I'm not sure what my PC is doing, but it doesn't look good.
>>3445883
So sorry
>>3445867
BEES DON'T CARE WHAT HUMANS THINK IS IMPOSSIBLE
>>3445837
Comment: Simple. All beings with emotions that can affect rational decision making, especially Humans and Mantis.
Statement: Engi are aligned with the Human Federation, but their inability to run their space effectively is disappointing.
>>3445837
Hero? Tch... I hate people that call themselves heroes. Thinking their special. If you have to know, i'm a prince of Highland. I was going to be king, until I ended up here.
>>3445870
>Flicks your forehead
I had to know if you were bluffing or not. I hate people that can't keep their promises.
>>3445874
Why should I care for my taste. I always reek of blood...
>>3445882
My peers know I'm handsome. They all wait in line to have a go with me every night.
>>3445888
Run far away and never look back.
>>3445891
EUGGGGHHHH
>>3445895
>img
>>3445835
Later Rin. We should do this again sometime.
New game please
>>3445910
Maybe tomorrow
>>3445901
Really? Does that mean you already have a...What's the word? A suitor? Nononono...A fiancéé?
>>3445910
this
(please)
>>3445891
>this was made for kids
are all hong kong bootleg mobile phone game developers secretly from /d/?
>>3445915
S-Sure do! Her name's Sonia Nevermind, and s-she's a princess.
>>3445911
>Please. By the time my computer is done doing whatever it's doing, I probably won't have time to host regardless.
>>3445891
Iv seen mutilated limbs and tons of trauma injuries in hospitals
why does THIS make me uneasy.
>>3445778
I don't really care about what ya think you are. You might as well be one of them cosplayers who don't do anythin' but dress-up parties.
>>3445791
Well you aren't cute or interestin' either you know? You're just bein' rude for no reason... I didn't even say anythin' wrong.
>>3445793
That sounds like a pretty good idea Amane-chan... I think I might just laaaaay do-.
>Makina falls asleep in the middle of talkin' and lays in the cool shadows under an apple tree or somethin'
>>3445837
Oh? Is that so? Elaborate.
>>3445899
Cease you fool! Do not touch me unless it is to move me!
>>3445899
But if people smell blood on you they'll avoid you, and you won't be able to fight anyone because they're avoiding you!
>>3445924
They do it for free
>>3445930
Nevermind? Are you too scared to speak her full name? It's not like she'd hurt her beloved, right?
>>3445477
Congrats and thanks for hosting !
>>3445895
>>3445905
No arguments there; I've seen that plenty of times. How would you run things, then?
>>3445899
*rolls eyes* Fine, you can call me a crime fighter. Rose by any other name. How 'did' you end up here, anyway?
>>3445936
What's to say? Jams and jellies are the definitive spreads for toast.
>>3445888
How unfortunate.
>>3445932
Y-You fuck I just started playing Overwatch
>>3445935
Oi, are you mockin' how I talk? I'll kick your ass if you are! I don't give two shits if you're a girl, I still do it!
>>3445947
No, her last name is Nevermind. She's cute and loves me for who I am.
>>3445958
I will go in your place.
>>3445961
Lemme guess troll doll, spreading lies again?
>>3445961
Uhm, I am sorry mister. But why do I think you are not telling the complete truth? Where is this Sonia? I want to ask her myself...
>>3445939
I'll do as I please. You're defendless in this state... I could gut you right now. Don't take my kindness lightly
>>3445941
Then i'll chase them. A simple solution.
>>3445953
This is the afterlife, so I die to get here.
>>3445834
>Quickly having to decide, Bronn stands firm until the knight is a few metres away. Then, as quick and hard as he can, he reaches behind him and throws a knife towards the knight's neck before quickly jumping aside., sword raised.
>>3445835
>Bronn smiles and stands up as well. Noticing her stumbling, he gently puts a hand on her shoulder to help her regain her balance. He then softly grabs her hand, and plants a kiss on it
I'm sure we'll meet again sometime. Best o' luck with your kill, m'lady.
>>3445939
>Pets the Megumin
>>3445958
>Sorry. I'd host, it's just between the first thing and my laptop doing god knows what, I'm up a creek without a paddle.
>>3445973
They're not lies if they're true, Jake. I didn't know accusing me of lying was on your to-do list for today.
>>3445975
She's...pooping, so you'll probably miss her.
>>3445976
That armor will weigh you down, plus everyone here is used to running..
>>3445907
And we shall. Wish me luck with my next job, alright?
Later Garnet.
>>3445977
>Rin smiles, giving the man a gentle head-pat as she walks past.
I'm certain we will.
>Rin drunkenly stumbles out of her office.
>>3446001
That's okay. I can always wait for a while.
>sits down and hums quietly
>>3446001
SONIA DOESN'T POOP YOU BAKA
>>3446001
That would be a yes. Why haven't you sought help for your habitual lying?
>>3446011
Watch your steps on your way outside, Rin!
>>3446016
C-Can you not hum? It makes me nervous...
>>3446028
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHE'S GOING TO HEAR YOU!
>>3446035
Why haven't you've bested me when it comes to being a great mechanic?
>>3445977
>He deflects the knife that was toss at his neck. Luca jumps behind the man, and slashes at his legs once again.
>>3446007
This armor? Weighing me down? HA! This armor is light as a feather when on me.
Tell me if I should make the entry here or not.
>>3446011
Good luck and good bye.
>>3445953
Response: Divide the Humans into smaller more central governments.
Statement: Humans are known to break from their doctrine or guidelines as it pleases them, making installing a new species-spanning government difficult.
>>3446053
Make it here.
>>3446049
''You are the ocean's gray wa -'' Uhhh? Okay mister. I'm sorry....
>>3446053
Here please
>>3446071
...Any moment now...
>>3446053
Here, because we dont want to leave a thread away from the bump limit because the retard bumping old threads of ours
>>3446052
But you your self are kind of bulky with muscle, you can't be all that agile.
>>3446053
Make it here, best not to waste.
>>3446049
Because I'm an engineer and not some grease monkey loser. I build, you duct tape. I design, you overcharge. I create, you sabotage
>>3446087
>casually fidgets her braided hair while patiently waiting for Sonia Nevermind
>>3446068
>>3446084
>>3446091
>>3446093
I thought so.
I will need 36 with a name and image.
>>3445976
How'd you die, then?
>>3446064
Have any problems with rogues? I apologize for the rapid-fire questions, but it's not often I can discuss other places with somebody who appears to be as objective as yourself.
>>3446107
Colonel Sanders
>>3446107
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3446011
>The man silently stares as she walks off, a bit of a dreamy look in his eyes. Is that the vodka, or something else? Shaking his head and smiling, he goes his way as well.
>>3446052
>Barely able to react, he lunges forward and rolls away, regaining his footing, he keeps his distance.
>>3446107
White Peak
>>3446107
The Crimson Demon
>>3446107
Engi
>>3446107
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3446107
Chameleon Bot
>>3446107
Tech Sergeant Sunset
>>3446107
Stocking Anarchy
Hello comrades
>>3446107
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3446103
I'm better, you're worse.
>>3446105
S-STOP DOING THAT! YOU'LL SCARE HER AWAY!
>>3446107
Kazuichi Souda
>>3446107
Classy Raven
>>3446107
Matsuda
>>3446107
Eggman-kun
>>3446107
Nicol Bolas
>>3446107
Doppiovolo
>>3446107
Max Rockatansky
>>3446107
King Kaito the genius
>>3446107
Shalashaska
>>3446107
Baki the Grappler
>>3446107
Late Soviet
>>3446093
They all say that... no really believe my achievements. Even though they are all real!
>>3446107
Luca Blight
>>3446110
100 hundred soliders
>>3446107
Agent York
>>3446107
Natsuki Subaru
>>3446107
Zombieman
>>3446107
Furry porn
>>3446107
BACK TO FORMULA!
>>3446107
Dancin fox
>>3446107
Machi
![[Tiger sounds].png](https://i.imgur.com/U1PatWF.png "[Tiger sounds].png")
>>3446107
Beast Boy
>>3446107
Misato
>>3446107
Lilith
>>3446135
But how can she see me If she is in the little ladies room? Is she a witch?
>>3446176
...
Just use this image
>>3446107
Lord Beerus
>>3446107
Mami Tomoe
>>3446107
Amane Suou
>>3446107
Suwako Moriya
>>3446107
King Dedede
>>3446107
Plain Bread Chan
>>3446184
Like I said, she's a princess. She's much prettier, fancier, majestic, and kinder than you are.
>>3445939
>Slaps hand away
>>3445976
Defenseless? I could make you combust right now, even if it would cost me some of my life force to do just that. But Crimson Demons are never defenseless!
>>3446201
kero kero
>>3446155
You having to say that makes me want to not believe you.
>>3446182
Hello.
>Waves.
>>3446110
Response: Affirmative.
Comment: Engi are not seen as frequently in illegal acts such as piracy, slaving, or mercenary work especially with looming threat of Mantis attack on Engi core worlds.
>>3446211
Oh I don't doubt that, mister. I only hope she'll be nicer than you are.
>>3446135
There you go, lying again. Must come in handy ripping off idiots that don't know how cars work when it's really simple. All mechanics like you are just con men who are too stupid to invent
Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car
CHOCOBOS
>>3446220
>>3446231
I'm the nicest guy here, shithead!
WE
Tell me if you are ready.
>>3446248
Well you lied to me
>>3446255
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
>>3446238
What's wrong, did lil jackie get ripped off when taking his lil bike to the shop because he can't fix it himself? Grudges aren't good to hold, y'know.
>>3446260
Yeah, I'm good.
>>3446248
I don't think so..Uhm, Jean Pierre..something was courteous and respectful. I think he is nicer than you are, mister. I'm sorry...
>>3446260
Let's go!
>>3446260
>>3446203
Give this penguin my spot!
>>3446155
Only a hundred? I'm kidding, of course. What were you doing to draw the ire of a hundred soldiers at once?
>>3446225
So it sounds like those Mantis guys aren't people you'd wanna sit down and have a beer with, huh?
>>3446260
This'll do.
>>3446216
You're getting more interesting by the second. What else can a crimson demon do?
>>3446220
...Slience!
>>3446260
Let's go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFQuIr4Mjig
>>3446260
More than ready
>>3446260
Ready for a franking
>>3446260
Aye. Let's get this started.
>>3446287
>>3446117
>In case you missed it
I AM ROCK
>>3446255
われらクリスタル・ジェムス!
>>3446247
Ah, you're tired? Need a pillow? I could bundle up my scarf and you could use that.
>>3446260
Looks good!
>>3446287
Why? I'm enjoying this talk.
>>3446260
Might want to bump it
>>3446272
Fixing a bike is beyond simple. All I'm saying is that you're a compulsive liar and loser
>>3446260
>>3446311
>>3446265
Of course I lied to you. Why would I tell someone that constantly wants me dead the truth?
>>3446273
Psh, I can out-nice that French bread any day of the week!
>he grabs your hand and kisses it
Your eyes are a beautiful shade of gold, Miss. I'm afraid one day you'll suck the life right outta my eyeballs, trapping me within you forever.
>>3446315
And I'm saying you've got a sore booty because I'm more successful than you!
>>3446282
Alright. With this we are ready to rock.
The match will begin soon.
>>3446315
The problem with making a roster in an old thread is that the IDs doesn't account for who left are not. Plus the original entry didn't reach 48.
>>3446307
>Saved.
>>3446282
Thanks son, yer one of the good ones.
>>3446286
I was fighting them of course... Doing oh so well. Until those damn archers launched their volley of arrows. But that didn't kill me.
>>3446117
Stop running away you old badger!! Just die!
>He brought his flaming sword down, slashing at his torso.
You can't win!
>>3446311
You're only enjoying it because it's making me angry...
>>3446333
>she stands there, utterly confused at hte gesture
Uhm...Is this an attempt at courting me? But I thought you called me a...what was it again? A shithead? Are you lying to me, mister? I don't like liars......
>>3446349
Of course I'm a good one! I'm the MC here, and MCs always have to be good, even if it's at their own expense.
Get ready guys. This'll be intense.
>>3446333
You can be useful. My tanks and helicopters need care
>>3446340
>forgot image 2.0. Multitasking at the moment.
>>3446287
It'd be a smaller list if I told you what we can't do. We may as well be gods walking on this land!
>>3446365
Time ta go!
Boss, hey, what do I do?!
>>3446365
>>3446333
You? Successful? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>3446338
Fair enough
>>3446356
Let me tell you now, girly, troll doll's a pathological liar
>>3446329
I suppose that's a yes? Maybe...
>Takes the scarf off and folds it until it's a comfy looking square and hands it to her.
>>3446354
Oh, I apologize, that wasn't my intention.
>>3446365
Always running..
>>3446356
I'm tryin' to be nice to you, and this is how you repay me? God, the respect you have for others is low.
>>3446365
This thing's weirding me out a bit...
>>3446369
Then why the hell do you shoot at me all the time!?
>>3446362
I ain't understandin' whatcha mean by "MC", but whatever it is, it sounds like some kinda charity work.
>>3446383
But what if you are lying aswell? I am sorry, young boy. But i can't take your word for it.
CRASH BANDICOOT
>>3446354
>Bronn jumps back, parrying the slash and avoiding it
Who're you calling old, ser Shinycock?
>>3446365
Well, it'd look a lot better if you'd put that there...
>>3446393
Calling me bad words is not exactly ''being nice'', mister. And neither is faking romantic feelings to a girl.
Longing, rusted, furnace, daybreak, seventeen, benign, nine, homecoming, one, freight car
>>3446340
>>3446370
Why not join forces and stomp them? Or have you already tried that to no avail?
>>3446354
What happened? Try to block the arrows and got stabbed in the back by some sneaky guy?
>>3446365
Criminy, it's always fire...
>>3446405
y/n!?
>>3446393
It's amusing.
>>3446280
why are your tits giant
>>3446365
Matsuda is skilled enough to reprogram a robot it seems.
>>3446405
>What?
>breathes in calmly
>>3446383
Hm, I knew it. You've been defeated, Jake.
>>3446410
>he lightly touches your cheek
You make my heart skip a beat every time I look at you!
>>Crash Bandicoot in Skylanders is actually happening
>Just fuck everything.
>>3446365
Damn Knight! You're head will be mine shortly.
>>3446374
...So you're a divine being in this afterlife. HAHAHAAHAHA! Finally!
>>3446406
Who you calling Shinycock! You washed up drunk!
>>3446413
I took the arrows... and then got killed by a boy with tonfas.
>>3446433
>Skylanders happened
>>3446440
>Touches horns
>>3446433
Oh, this'll be good.
>>3446431
They are not giant!
>>3446433
Knights of the Silver Hand. Your organization sounds interesting. Do you frank criminals?
>"Repairing disk errors. This might take over an hour. "
>Help.
>>3446461
>Pushes you back into Boss
>>3446396
It stands for Main Character! I'm the big ham around here!
>>3446440
I didn't think this was possible, but I can tell you're totally calm right now.
>>3446455
>Skylanders
AHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHGHHHHHHJ
SO
MUCH
WASTED POTENTIAL
>>3446455
>CRASH 1 2 AND 3 REMASTERED
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT SKYLANDERS. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
>>3446433
I'm not surprised you don't get it...
>>3446433
Good job furry porn
>>3446433
Learning how to shoot a bow and arrow...isn't this something? I'd never thought I'd see the day I'd be using something so primitive, Oh well, life is full of learning experiences, isn't that right, Zach?
>>3446458
Heh, washed up? Nah. Drunk? On occasion.
>He carefully circles the knight, sword held high
>>3446455
>skylanders
>>3446475
Something you want?
Well, what is it?
You brought me out here.
>>3446433
This bring back memories from my days at the US army. Roles reversed of course...
>>3446440
>breathes out calmly
>>3446473
It's going to be okay bro
Just pray
>>3446488
>god help me
>>3446433
The one who got away was the fastest.
The one who won the brawl was the strongest.
The one who tracked down and killed another should be the opposite.
>>3446457
>5'03
>Average
>>3446446
>>3446446
Your hand feels flaky and dirty. I bet it feels as smooth as a newborn's skin if you wish it.
>>3446473
Just get a bucket of magnets and pour it over your hard drive. It will never give you an error ever again.
>>3446458
Tonfas? What the heck are tonfas? From your tone, it sounds like an embarrassing way to go.
>>3446488
*shakes head* Those are the worst people to go up against. Won't listen to any reason except their own...and they fight past the time when they should've stopped.
>>3446517
You look rather tense there...what's the matter?
>Kojima on stage
>It's not metal gear
The developer I've lost...the games I've lost...It wont stop hurting.
>>3446504
>>3446433
Go get me grapes, soda, and a porn magazine!
>>3446517
You're a hero, right? Why don't you do all the work instead. I'm hella tired.
>>3446455
>>3446458
>Oh. I'm sad.
>>3446517
I'm not surprised...
