/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Friendless edition
>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHqjV2xVKoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNrztTcRh9o
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 23
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/trash/search/text/sug/type/op/
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
indexer copycat pictured in the op
so the general isn't allowed but a stealth one is?
>>>/co/83683850
nth for best butt
>>3427721
No one asked for it but
>>3428428
well done
>>3428428
10/10
>>3428415
No no no anon, that's not a general at all.
It's just the one thread that the mods allow in spite of outright saying that they would allow several of different topics, creating a scenario in which the one thread compensates for all possible topics, thus resulting in a general form of discussion.
As you can plainly see, t's totally different from a general. Totally.
>>3428356
>One friend
>Friendless
What definition of friendless are you using?
I know since Lars is best human that makes him a easy target for haters to hate on him
Pearlidot is a pretty cute ship
But is it as cute as *insert your ship here*?
>>3428508
But anon
Pearlidot IS my favorite ship
>>3428504
He sure is an easy target.
Another day, another thread and I still want Greg to fuck me until I pass out
>>3428529
Larsposter is definitely Raven
What's your opinion on Larsadie?
Do you ever feel alone, anon? Even when you're surrounded by people?
>>3428562
Congrats, you caught me.
>>3428562
hey, I post Lars too. Raven pls notice me
>>3428633
Man Lars sure is a lucky guy
>>3428526
these nerds can get pretty cute
Post townies
>>3428672
MORE
>>3428460
I can only fucking imagine what the Homeworld gems would have looked like in the pilot style.
>>3428672
Yis
Gotta get into the mood for #towniebomb, it's next
>>3428672
you got it boss
>>3428672
Best townie right here
>>3428716
Blood as lube isn't a good idea.
>>3428672
If someone reverse searches this, the blog has separate versions of Sadie/Jamie/Steven IIRC
>>3428383
So that if I didn't give him the answer he seeked he'd have stopped asking, because it's too much effort for images on the internet
Drone on, worker ant, keep your mind stagnant
>>3428844
fuck lars
>>3428851
t. autist
>>3428872
Yeah, fuck him.
>>3428633
>protection
Thank god
>>3428895
fuck you
>>3428851
good autism right there
>>3428916
>Lars
>Not Suitcase Sam.
PLEB.
L
E
B
>>3428979
why not both?
I haven't seen Beach City Horror Club in a while. Nice shot
>There are people out there right now that like the townies more and hate the gems
>>3428979
How about for the bisexuals?
>>3429012
No, best human is only for worst gem.
>>3429030
There's no one like that
>>3429030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro-UeKK3v-E
>Townies
>Not giving the exception of Suitcase Sam, best character with best song.
>>3429030
Says who? Most threads are literally 99% gems
>>3429022
One of my favorite things about SU visually is how it experiments around with lighting a lot. It's kind of an overlooked thing in most Western animation.
>>3429051
>squidbiscuit
IM GONNA BE [spoiler]SICK[/spoiler]
>>3429038
>>3429022
I want to fuck Ronaldo until he dies
>>3429038
please don't sexualize my poil
>>3429051
ha oh yea, you'd think the fry shop would really lose customers after that incident
>>3429104
I got thirst
A thirst for Poil
Singles demand it
>>3429049
I didn't say threads, you mong.
>>3428891
Fuck lars
>>3429104
but poils are for sexual anon
>>3429256
poil is for hug not for fug
>>3429301
if you check your poil manual, page 3 specifies that poils are for fug
>>3429230
i want an ep where Lars hang himself in the big doughnut
>>3429194
dude
don't save images from ifunny
>>3429332
You fool, that's the last edition. The newest version came with this years Fall Collection. "How to Care for your Poil: A Primer". On page 35, subsection F, it specified they are not for fug unless specifically programmed to be.
>>3428642
>>3428633
>>3428529
>>3428504
>>3428356
>>3428716
>>3428752
>>3428761
>>3428844
>>3428872
>>3428891
>>3428945
>>3428991
>>3429012
>>3429022
>>3429033
>>3429038
>>3429082
>>3429230
All these Lars fags. You are litterally glorifying the worst character in the fucking show, and in all of television history. If you actually like Lars, please commit suicide. I can give you instructions if you need to know how
>>3429301
but what if there was no steven?
>it's been four days since Stevens gem was shattered
>Pearl has been cleaning the temple house since they came back with his shards
>Pearl has rewashed all of Stevens clothes and refolded them countless times
>she holds Stevens shirt and examines it for anything she could clean before her vision blurs and her shoulders slump
>she wishes she had never been free'd from homeworld for the first time since she broke free of homeworlds caste system
>eventually she just sits at the foot of the steven's bed staring at the empty bed
>garnet hasn't been out of her room the entire time and amethyst left the temple without saying anything to either of them shortly after they returned from the mission that created this situation.
>two more days pass with pearl not budging from the foot of stevens bed while she tears the inside of her mind apart with reasoning's and hypothetical's as to why the worst thing in her world could and did happen.
>every dark musing passes into her train of thought about her past while she stares blank faced at the mattress.
>maybe this was cosmic punishment
>maybe this was because of pearl upsetting the balance of homeworlds caste symmetry in unforeseen ways that lead to her not only losing one reason living but two and somehow the loss of steven hits her even harder than it does with rose.
>there isnt anything to replace steven in the same way that roses death was blunted by stevens birth. the realization of that makes her tremble uncontrollably to the point of clutching herself in a vein attempt to stop her form from falling apart seemingly.
>"now there isnt anything for me to exist for" she thinks to herself repeatedly,each time she comes to the thought of it burns her mind like a fire poker... bringing her to tears and ruin over and over again at the foot of steven's empty bed...in the empty temple house...
I've been gone for about 2 weeks. What have I missed, /sug/?
>>3429379
the standard poil comes only with the poil manual and the certificate. those mail only poils don't count
>>3429432
I have an old family recipe that's slow and painful.
I think they'd like it.
![Steven Universe S03E05 - Hit The Diamond.mp4_snapshot_04.27_[2016.06.12_05.44.56].png](https://i.imgur.com/ObAgngW.png "Steven Universe S03E05 - Hit The Diamond.mp4 snapshot 04.27 [2016.06.12 05.44.56]")
>>3429443
Nothing. We're still on hiatus, and there's no news in sight.
>>3428725
Wonder how much sugar had planned out already when working on the pilot. I bet she had lapis on her mind first in terms of the HW trio, she cited a comic she was working on in 2009 that had "proto-Lapis", Margo in Bed.
Though it's still possible she thought to include the Jasper and Peri before her. It's not like the story is based around lapis, right.?
Episode 2 has what is likely a Jasper reference on the totem pole (of course they had the ideas for the whole season by that point but still.) I don't recall this totem pole in the pilot, not like it's in the first episode anyway though
>>3429447
FUCK YOU THEY DON'T COUNT
>>3429443
LLNK has decided to post less, [s4s]/sug/ had a good run but ultimately failed, and we're in a hiatus with no end in site.
>>3429432
welcome to /lg/, home of the lars fags
>>3429443
Besides the fact these /co/ faggots came crawling back to us. Nothing much have changed.
>>3429194
replace
>>3429496
I post regularly here. Just not newsposts. There's just not that much to report in the /traaaash/
>>3429518
>THIS IS AN EXTREME REPLACEMENT.
>>3429432
Honestly whats makes Lars a bad character?
>>3429518
based
>>3429506
Lel, gotta love them Janitors
>>3428725
>>3429486
Well do we have this Lapis concept from early Mirror Gem storyboards, which looks a bit like Greg's "Water Witch" art.
>>3429556
There's one more part to that comic.
>>3429529
I meant your news posts.
>>3429566
>she's making a scarier face than Jasper ever did
And this one too, even earlier
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/File:Tumblr_ncour3JsXV1rszotho1_1280.jpg
>>3429604
Oh, that's neat. Thanks
>>3429625
Literally Bloople in a sundress
>>3429625
It's Pearl 2.0
>>3429672
It really was
But man, it was great seeing it crash and burn that hard
Still the only crew art of Pearl and Lapis "interacting". By Amber last summer
>yfw it's symbolic of their dynamic
>>3429795
Who are the guys?
Lets get a better look at how /sug/ feels about gender
www.strawpoll.me/10471929
>Due to a clerical error, all your mail refers to you with incorrect gender (ie: Mr. Jane Smith; Mrs. John Smith).
>Fixing that is as easy as sending an email/making a phone call.
>Would you ask to have it changed?
>>3429820
Probably OCs or just art practice, not sure
>>3429820
Camp Pining Hearts members
>>3428633
>that sadie
w-wew lad
>>3429889
Don't ever talk to me or my son again
>>3429038
>best human
>best
>human
E N D Y O U R S E L F
>>3430035
Don't ever talk to ME or MY son again.
doodlin' best gem
>>3429538
Not that guy, but I gotta say, Lars isn't a bad character, he's a bad person.
Renaldo is a bad character, which is much worse.
>>3429945
That's it!!!!!!!!!!
Percy on the right, hottie capable Pierre on the left
>>3430035
Excuse me good sir, but do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior [spoiler]Sucrose Sucrose Sucrose[/spoiler]
>>3430061
good doodle dood
I have a popcorn cornal stuck in my teeth, post advice on how to remove it
>>3429439
Steven should keep a jar of spit so they can fix him if he brokens
>>3430188
floss
>>3429439
and then pearl develops a chronic smoking addiction
>>3430188
break the tooth
>>3430188
>cornal
>>3430188
Swish warm water in your mouth
>>3430188
Continuous assault by your tongue until it is vacated
I miss her limb enhancers, when is she gonna get new ones?
>>3430188
use this
>>3430250
i ruined the joke by forgetting the image
>>3430247
Maybe she'll get popped at some point and grow a taller body
>>3430247
The meme will bring in the green.
She will stay small forever.
>no more cluster monsters
>>3430247
I miss Peridot's limb enhancers too, but at the same time there is something endearing about the character she has become since then. I'm torn between Peridot, and Peritot
>>3430434
She'd still be the same Peri, only larger with fast fingers.
>>3430247
It will probably be her weapon one day.
Plus I don't see Peridot going on missions without some sort of weapon
Don't you guys find it interesting that Homeworld thinks same gem fusion is alright, but different gem fusion is not, and over here same gender relationships were considered wrong, and different gender relationships were fine?
>>3430598
You can also see it as an interracial relationship which is wrong on HW and here
>>3430598
I'm not sure there is that much to it, its closer to the Indian cast system then any trappings of orientation
>>3430643
I will google and learn about this.
What are you jamming to, guys and not guys?
>>3430188
leave a bit of water in your mouth and swish it around for a bit 5-10 min
>>3430691
A bit of Gang Starr right now
>>3430691
https://youtu.be/veD_Q9M79bM?t=2351
As of now this
>>3430598
Like the other anon said, it's closer to being symbolism about interracial couples instead of straight vs gay couples
>>3430691
Metal Slug X soundtrack while I farm shit on FFBE
>>3430691
Doughnut, At the Big Doughnut. They make the world round, a treat when you are down.
>>3430691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRIJuGgFkl4
gybe is the shit
Alright, which anon spilt the yogurt?
>>3430797
her husbando
>>3430434
I prefer her without them. I have a thing for smaller statured/petite chicks.
What does Peridot smell like?
>>3430832
like nearly any of (You)
How does Steven Universe fit it into the HyperCrisis?
>>3430797
Suggestive
So Lapis didn't need to be a cunt. Peri thought water would cool her nerves. not remind her of being raped for 3 months straight.
>>3430815
>I have a thing for smaller statured/petite chicks.
Anon why don't you have a seat right over there
>>3430832
probably like nothing since their just rocks
>>3430857
*fit into the
>>3430871
Fuck off and die
>>3430864
Who got raped for 3 months straight?
>>3430869
no I think I'll stay where I am thank you
>>3430874
all gems smell like rocks comfirmed
>>3430888
Lapis. From Jasper
When they were Malachite
>>3430888
not the same anon. Jasper got raped.
/co/ you are not entirely missed
>>3430598
I would say this applies much less to the more recent episodes, but ignoring those I'd say homeworld really isn't doing an individuality thing
There's only so many types of gems, and each gem is treated like every other of it's kind, they all know their place and live by that
Not sure if this was actually said in the show or in a thread, but ''same-gem fusion doesn't create a new gem, just a bigger version of the original'' So same rules apply, plus that's only temporary
Thing being that cross-gem fusion creates an all new being, without a predetermined rank or function, which is why homeworld spergs out of it
's what I think anyway
>>3430921
Pretty sure Jasper was doing the pounding with Lapis holding on for dear life.
>>3430916
he's an ass to people for no good reason, he also has severe autism
>>3430916
For one, he's running out the image limit. I suppose that doesn't matter on /trash/ though, since we can make a new thread at any time.
>>3430919
wasn't lapis the one raping jasper?
>>3430949
Yes
Look at this shit
Is it weird that I have a Lapis tulpa as my only friend?
>>3430940
I'm pretty sure Lapis was the one exhausting all her energy to keep Jasper imprisoned and Jasper was just trying to unfuse
Anon, what do you think the next (new) fusion will be? Name fusing gems and the outcome gem
>>3430964
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa just in case.
>>3430949
Yes, Lapis was the rapist in their relationship. Jasper wanted to leave the fusion, and Lapis wouldn't let her.
>>3430964
TULPA GENERAL GET OUT REEEEEEE
>>3430964
no, just don't rape it
>>3430980
>Emerald/Jade
Lapis x Peridot
>Bigger Amethyst
Regular Amy x the foreshadowed secon overcook'd Amy
>>3430996
but tulpas are for fug
>>3430869
>implying pedo
children don't have curves, anon. I crave the curves
>>3430864
>Raped
Jasper just wanted to smash the gems then defuse and call for pickup while looking for Peridot and dealing with rose quartz(Steven). Jasper could've easily pulled a few strings to help lapis out once they got back home. Lapis was the one who decided to make a living coffin with the biggest meanie in the room because she couldn't trust the people she was surrounded with.
It wasn't rape. it was her getting fucked over by her own stupid decision
>>3430996
the last time someone raped his tulpa, he ended up with a creepy amputee peridot tulpa
>>3431029
can you draw Lapis?
>>3431029
Whatever helps you sleep at night
>>3431050
does anyone actually believe any of the stories about this bullshit or is it just a really persistent meme for some reason
>>3431029
Hnnnnngg
I hope towel, indexer, and lady of the sea anon all fug
>>3431039
So yeah. Lapis needed to not be a cunt about Peri giving her a personal lake.
It's not like Peri was being an insensitive bitch on purpose.
>>3431092
Lady-of-the-sea anon is pure, anon. Not for fug, for hug.
>>3431029
peri is like at least 500 years old, right? if anything, you're a granny fucker
Pizza pasta
>>3431079
it's a very old story from our general anon, from the times where Ashton was a thing, and theories run wild, when chaaps-loving centipeetles where redeemed by people and everyone shitposted with >WE.
>>3431068
If you're gonna overmeme it this much every dude who done fucked an ugly chick should get charged with bestiality
So Lapis stops being a cunt and becomes a gem right?
>>3431143
I doubt Lapis is gonna go with the gems on missions unless its serious.
She just wants a cozy life.
>>3430980
Amedot = Topaz/Fluorite/Emerald/Citrine
Lapidot = Turquoise/Azurite/Jade/Aquamarine
Lapearl = Moonstone/Coral/Labradorite
Lapithyst = tanzanite, aventurine
Jaspearl = Amber, Amazonite, Agate
Amethyst+Jasper = Tiger's eye, carnelian, ametrine
Peridot+Jasper = tigers eye, cat's eye, sunstone
Garnet+Jasper = Obsidian, Smoky Quartz, Bloodstone
will dick anon ever write stevonnie?
>>3431093
Sorry I got off track but yeah lapis is a cunt. She barely cared when she told Peridot to leave from the place she consider her home. I honestly don't like her overall outside of hit the diamond.
>>3431093
peri wasn't insensitive. the exact opposite (she was trying)
>>3430980
I am absolutely certain that Lapidot will be Turquoise
>>3431219
you won't want that kind of shit anon, believe me, back in november/december we had a "vaginaposter" in /ffg/ who described nearly every main/secondary female from the series, shit had such detail that, far from creepy turned gross
So I'm gonna need the link to the hit the diamond R34 gangbang
Cause you know... space rocks love to fuc-sion
>>3431219
He/She doesn't deserves one
>>3431275
I don't think you are worthy of it anon
>>3430986
But what's gonna save him from the Jackie Chan tulpa?
>>3431315
a Chuck Norris Tulpa
>>3431296
YES SAPPHIRE
GO FUCK THE ROCKS
SHOW THEM THE POWER OF LOVE.
>>3431273
no idea what are you talking about. but that guy did already the gems and the HW trio, i like him
>>3431143
she was turned into a fucking /mirror/ and tossed off
any'yall who honest to god think her reaction to that is any less than reasonable should go see a psychiatrist
That ain't something you bounce back from in a few weeks
>>3431093
Just because it wasn't intentional doesn't mean it can't hurt her. You throw a cat into the face of someone who's deathly allergic and see if ''whups sozzy i'int kno'' is gonna cut it
And that implies a complete lack of information, one could to at least some extent figure she might have a less-than-positive response to water after having been trapped on the bottom of the ocean for that time
>>3431278
anon i need this
>>3431336
Not either of those people, but I think Lapis was being completely reasonable up until the point where she broke the tape recorder. Peridot described how important it was to her and she just destroyed it.
>>3430691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi8lA7nnJUc
Oh I'm jamming alright.
>>3431219
these are all written by Lady of the Sea anon btw, whose other fics can be found here
http://pastebin.com/u/Half-A-Prayer
>>3431218
Confirmed rock fag
I bet you even know what pyrite is, clod
>>3430691
Listening to Forget and not slow down Album by Relient K
>>3430691
Wicked's Original Cast Soundtrack, Dancing Through Life right now
>>3430691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq65-A_b0F0
SAPPHIRE
6 RUBY
GANGBANG
WHERE
>>3429439
And then she wakes up from her nightmare, to find Steven in her arms.
>>3431219
Moron
>>3431497
Define 'story', anon
>>3431262
Turquoise would be great.
>good for controlling mood swings
Lapis could sure use that
>associated with the BLUE sky and GREEN earth
Traces back to HW trio sky/land/sun or earth (dirt, mountains)
>"The name turquoise, from the French expression Pierre torques..."
Peridot is a CPHfag and would like the name reference to her fav character
>one of the two zodiac signs it represents is Scorpio and Pisces
Zuke assigned Lapis and Peridot these signs a few weeks back.
https://crystal-cure.com/turquoise.html
http://www.healing-crystals-for-you.com/turquoise-stones.html
1/20
It's time for some storytelling my dear anons,
let us begin!...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLnRdrxRN5k
>>3431562
W-what is happening
It must suck to be a fusion, having your existence being toyed with like that.
I kinda understand Sugilite, she just wants to exist, but can't.
2/20
Gemstones came in diferent shapes, colors and textures, and all of them can be used for different stuff, but what are gemstones?
>>3431577
Get tucked in anon. It's a /sug/ classic.
>>3431577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvLr8rYQx98
>>3431588
Imagine how she feels
>>3431543
It just makes so much sense that I can't see any reason they wouldn't use it, there's no semi-precious stone/gem that works better.
>>3431607
>Lapis didn't just take Jasper prisoner
>she took malachite too.
>>3431607
I just want Malachite to be happy
>>3431501
stevonnie has a dick. canon
What is the best episode so far and why?
>>3431413
HAP is lady of the sea and dick anon? wew. did he ever write the opal one?
>>3431588
Never thought of it like that before, its even sadder when the fusions have their own personality.
But Sardonyx didn't seem to mind though
>>3431481
bless you anon
Where's the story?
>>3431645
>did he ever write the opal one?
Don't think so.
>>3431588
I imagine a lot of fusions actually don't want to be a fusion, and just want to be their own Gem.
>>3431588
What was the take home message of the Sugilite incident?
>sorry (not really), you're not allowed to exist! sucks to be a fusion, but that's life
Unless your fusion components don't fall into some hokey romance your existence is /limited/
>>3431629
And malachite? Is she better off now, not existing? Or would she want Jasper and Lapis to be okay with each other, to get to know what being happy feels like? My god this is so sad
So Steven is Gohan
>>3431598
3/20
Rocks and gems are formed by a wide variety of minerals that gives them their color, and general properties...
>>3431600
>>3431605
glad someone still remembers my storytelling, now get comfy, also, sorry if I take some time between posts but my signal is giving me some troubles
>>3431674
That's definitely what Sugilite wanted.
>>3431686
It's okay thank you for posting them
>>3431686
4/20
Corodium forms some of the most valuable gemstones, like Rubies and Sapphires, and it alsoforms the most rare gemstone in the world: the Blood Ruby
>>3431710
5/20
The Quartz came in a wide variety of colors, and the most valuable of them all is the Amethyst.
>>3431710
oh shit sapphire and ruby are actually the same stuff
that explains things desu
>>3431730
6/20
Sri Lanka, a.k.a the gem paradise, is known to give home to the most varied kind of native gemstones know in the world.
I miss Gem Fact
>>3431655
she's confident that she'll always be back eventually, and gracefully bows out till needed again
>>3431737
Garnet has 3 eyes because she's a product of incest
>>3431747
7/20
there are many ways to "hund-down" gemstones but one of the most popular in the amateur community is filtering mud.
>>3431686
the image looks suspiciously like a vagina
>>3431730
>Purple Quartz stones are amethysts. They are the most valuable form of quartz.
Amethyst best Quartz confirmed, side note how strong are perfectly made Amethysts?
>>3431763
8/20
Before beign called a "Gem" the rock must be polished and treated in what is called "lapidary proccess"
>>3431776
9/20
during the proccess the gem is cut, pollished and given its common image, this proccess can ake even weeks per gem!
>>3431676
Fusions are personifications of relationships. If Jasper and Lapis can work out the bad blood and become good friends then malachite will be happy even if they never form her again.
>>3431754
me too
>>3431788
10/20
The Diamond fever began in India and then it extended to Africa and the rest of the world
>>3431804
11/20
As many of you already known, Diamons are the most resilent material known to mankind.
>>3431812
12/20
They are two types of gemstones, Opaques gems and Transparent Gems.
The Opaque ones aren't as valuable as the latter group.
>>3431819
13/20
Some gemstones have metals that can be seen throught them. Like the Pyrite on some Lapis Lazulies
>>3431828
14/20
Nowadays there is possible to make gemstones within laboratories, you will need the help of a microscope to see the difference between one real gem and an artificial one.
>>3431755
Well put! This makes me feel good about the concept/sardonyx
>>3431789
Ohh that's beautiful. My heart feels tickled by the idea
>>3431770
My guess would be that they are equal to Rose Quartz gems or stronger.
>>3431819
>George Costanza and his handy work
>>3431830
hi there dear anon, yes, I tought it wuld be a good moment for a little story for all of you again. now please be a good anon and be quietlike the rest please.
now, where I was again? oh yeah, ready? here we go.
>>3431836
15/20
Did you knoe that the peridots are called "evening emeralds"? that's because in daylight these gems look yellowish, but during evenings these get an emerald-like color.
>Storyboard teams ranked by the general overall opinions I've seen
Joe and Jeff
Raven and Paul
Hilary and Lauren
Hilary and Katie
Lamar and Katie
Lamar and Hellen
>>3431867
16/20
The Opal is so delicate that it must be dug by hand in order to preserve it in optimal conditions.
>>3431867
>Emerald
Peetle is NOt Emerald confirmed
A peridot fusion is Emerald
>>3431873
17/20
Some gems aren't made in the ground like the Ambar who may have little surprises inside of them
>>3431789
Nah.
Yes, the memories of both gems involved is what creates the mind of the fusion, and that includes their current standing, but for the fusion to actually experience anything, like an emotion, or have conscious thought in general, it would have to be formed first.
>>3431880
18/20
with time the gemstones have aquired mystical attributes.
>>3431867
>Be a good anon
No way buster, I am not piping down just so you can parade your knowledge of glorified minerals!
>>3431889
19/20
one of these attributes are the so called "birthstone gems" in which, depending on your birthday you are designated one gemstone, each month, Astrological sign, and in some parts even each day of the week get a specific gemstone!
>>3431754
Me too. I never saw a man who's love for gems can re-railed a thread in one post.
>>3431872
>Lamar and THE ASIAN
>>3431885
But fusions know just what to do when they pop into existence
>>3431880
waiting to see. an amber home world gem with a dead alien suspend inside
>though it's not geological sooooo..........
>>3431872
I agree, just know thing: I like Hilary and Katie very much, what are some episodes they boarded? To decide if I want them above Hilary/Zuke or not
>>3431899
well, that's all my dear anons, I hope all of you have learnt something new today, now go my dears, and May the stars shine down on all of you.
I want to give the book a better narrative and make it a real storybook, maybe the next week... I dunno... well goodbye my dear anons.
>>3431889
>sapphires curing eye problems
>>3431924
Dillweed!
>>3431899
anon, all i need to know is if gems are for fug
>>3431921
REMOVE ZUKE remove zuke
>>3431937
I don't see why not.
>>3431946
Frankly, I'll take two zukes for every ASIAN.
>>3431681
Fuck off Pat.
>>3431770
well, I'm not sure, but I know a couple of jewellers IRL, I may see if they know, I will post it along the newer version of the storytelling next sunday
>>3431924
Thanks man, that was nice.
>>3431924
Thanks for sharing the knowledge, dear anon.
>>3431921
Hilary and Katie did
Secret Team
Alone together (with Rebecca)
The Test
Maximum Capacity (with Rebecca)
Open Book
Political power
Joy ride
The shorts
We need to talk (with Rebecca)
>>3431770
>Amethyst best Quartz
But that's Steven.
>>3431645
>>3431672
Haven't written it yet, sorry.
And I'm only me, not anyone else.
>>3431973
>Steven best Quartz
no, but he is a close 2nd
>>3431830
SHOCKER!
>>3431885
>Steven: What's it like, being a fusion?
>Garnet: You fused.
>Steven: I mean, like, all the time. Do you forget who you used to be?
>Garnet: You forget you were ever alone. *smiles for a split second* You know, when you fuse, you don't feel like two people, you feel like one being. And your old names might as well be names for your left arm, and your right.
>Steven: When you split up, is it like you disappear?
>Garnet: I embody my- I mean, Ruby and Sapphire's love. I'll always exist in them, even if I split apart. But the strength of that love keeps me together, *smiling* so I can stay Garnet for a very long time.
>Steven: *smiling widely* That's why you're so great.
>Garnet: *still smiling* Ha.
The master's words not mine.
>>3431972
FOUR of my favorite top 10 episodes are in there, plus the shorts are great
There are no stinkers in there either. Tough call, Zuke did make Jasper and Malachite look pretty crappy in Chille Tide but that was her first episode as a boarder and not many Jaspers to compare that one with
Alright, for me, I'd put Hilary/Katie above Zuke/Hilary as they are responsible for so many favorites of mine.
>dragon blood Jasper
Edgy
>>3431982
ah, the writing style seemed similar to LOTS'
>>3432004
>Malachite will always exist in Lapis and Jasper
Oh my gad
They need that shit fixed quick
what if pic related happens?
>>3432004
That's like saying someone ''will always be in your heart'' A memory, no matter how strong a one, is no more than that. It has no consciousness.
The stronger point she makes there is why she doesn't unfuse, anyway.
>But the strength of that love keeps me together, *smiling* so I can stay Garnet for a very long time.
Unlike other gems, which may have conflicting memories and thoughts, ruby and sapphire are totally on the same line, which is why garnet is so stable as a fusion
>>3432079
Their sex life is gonna be rough
>>3432086
connie seems like a young teen there, they better take their chance before it gets too weird
>>3432004
>Says the fusion that gets to stay fused
Garnet will never understand Sugilite
>>3432061
Took a look and it does seem disturbingly similar.
Maybe we read the same books growing up.
>>3432079
I like this Connie
>>3432114
maybe you're the same person and one of you is like tyler
>>3432122
I lick'd this Connie
>>3432079
Steven is going be a last minute boomer. Connie will have to deal with being laughed at by her HS classmates for dating a "Hairy Homeschooled 12 year old freak".
>>3432122
that connie looks like an actual lonely weeaboo. you feel identified with her
>>3432155
I just wanted to fuck her
>>3432137
oh boy. would feel pretty weird for and older connie be steven's gf
>>3432166
nothing wrong with that
>>3432166
we need porn of that connie
>>3432151
>Madame Connie, may I ask why your bodyguard is a mere child?
>Actually, he's two years older than me.
>-shock-
Made out of tiger iron jasper
New Berserk game is confirmed, have some Mrs. M as celebration.
>>3432079
>Steven kept slacking on his physical training so he's mentally comfortable staying like that.
>Connie spent her puberty sword fighting and sneaking in junk food(extra calories) behind her parent's back.
Pic related
>>3432151
What would the gems do if they caught Steven smoking?
>>3432181
Honestly I don't think they'll do it until steven's body matured
Like, not matter how strong their bond, she'd literally be having sex with a child's body up until that point. Not that I could imagine she'd feel any attraction to him anyway, physically.
>>3432217
Bury him
>>3432214
I can't wait to literally slice through scores of demons and villagers with the Dragonslaye.
And maybe blow off a few heads with the arm cannon.
>>3432216
she looks like 14ish there though, she's pretty tall already
>>3432243
You're telling me she grew two feet in two years?
>>3432242
It's coming to Steam too, so there will be mods.
Imagine all the modelswapping. We can even use PS1Anon's models!
>>3432263
I can't decide if the sneak peek for it is either really good or really ass.
>>3432242
>E3 wasn't full of shit this year
>Berserk game confirmed
>summer of steven is right around the corner
PUT YOUR GRASSES ON
NOTHING WILL BE WONG
>>3432276
it's really Casca's ass.
>>3432280
>NOTHING WILL BE WONG
of course nothing will be Wong, we're not chinamen/women... unless sucrose signed in another asian...
>>3432217
They probably want him to be in top condition for their missions, so I don't think they'd want him to smoke.
Pearl is the greatest gem, nothing you say can change that.
>>3432280
>EA already think they're winning despite it being day 1
Ell oh ell.
>>3432287
Cheeky motherfucker is what you are.
>>3432310
Counterpoint
>>3432310
This is true.
>>3432252
she's a bit taller than steven. when he's physically 14 he's about 3/4 of a head taller than her. she may be at least one head taller than steven at 14. and grills usually grow faster than guys.
isn't just the height though, but her general appearance. says 14-16 to me
>>3432318
Do you have the gif of that guy freaking out with the wiimote? E3 is a fucking goldmine.
>>3432217
Pearl will call everybody for a intervention and lecture him on the dangers of smoking.
Amy would join him and possibly convince him to stop.
Garnet would toss them a mile away and punish him lightly like no TV for a year.
That's if he's 14 . At 16-18 pearl would sit with him and talk about how she can't control his life anymore but he needs to take care of himself while Garnet would smoke one with him and get down to the reason why he's doing it in the first place like stress or wanting to be cool and mature.
>>3432339
not him, but you can find it googling, I used to have it but I can't find it in my convulted mess that is my unsorted folder
>>3432369
i have 5967 unsorted images in my SU folder. is a fucking mess
>>3432318
I forgot how great E3 is.
>>3432321
Rebuttal
>>3432383
he, you still have a long way before you reach my 2-years+ of unsorted stuff folder
>>3432418
i used to have 7000 something, i deleted some of the porn cause the tablet was getting too slow
>>3432280
Sugar's SDCC panel next month too
>>3432339
as I said, I've found it with a sigle google search, "e3 wiimote guy" does the trick
>Pokemon TCGO is boring.
>Nothing good is on.
>Current vidya library has become boring.
Well, maybe this is a sign to actually try out Attack the Light...
>>3432452
change the name to memefest already
>>3432459
Alternatively, it may be a sign that it's time for something else...
>>3432450
Wait now that I think about it doesn't Cartoon Network usually blueball us for the SDCC?
POST PERI-ANAL
>POST PERI-ANAL
POST PERI-ANAL
>POST PERI-ANAL
POST PERI-ANAL
>POST PERI-ANAL
>>3432459
pokemon what?
>>3432487
Peridot getting fucked in the ass or fucking an ass?
E3 is just a meme
>>3432484
What do you mean?
>>3432499
The former.
>>3432487
You're sending mixed messages anon
>>3432515
That's like A YD recolor with a hot haircut and proper neck
I LIKE
>>3432511
>abstract art is evil
Pottery
>>3432509
The SU panel usually show a special screening of an upcoming episode(sugilite and sardonyx reveal episodes) and a couple of weeks later we get a Stevenbomb or a regular weekly schedule with the episode in it. I remember every summer hiatus we had always ended shortly after Comic-Con. This could just be a coincidence so I'm not sure.
>>3432539
E3 i meant, the fucking thing is a goldmine
poil
>>3432560
Depression is not a requirement to willingly cross the threshold; only a sense of adventure and desire to explore the unknown is necessary.
>>3432487
I SAID PERI-ANAL
NOW!
Lapiss and Poil are ok also...
>>3432576
Shhhhh.
She's sleeping.
>>3432560
Don't need to be depressed to get destressed
Some people just recognize it's time to log off
>>3432588
Thanks for fixing my van
>>3432588
can i kiss her paddles while she sleeps?
>>3432595
Don't impregnate me or my Rose ever again
>>3432588
how embarrassing would it be if she had a wet dream with rose and steven saw it
>>3432569
Oh, the preview is shown at the panel A FEW WEEKS before the episode airs?
The timing can't match up this time it has to have a gap like that. Possibilities:
>summer of Steven starts this month, something else is shown at the panel besides a fusion
>the fusion preview is shown at SDCC but there's only a few day gap til the episode airs (tight timing on Rebecca's part)
>>3432605
wouldn't be funny for steven
>>3432605
Steven would be so weirded out that his most proper (prude even) guardian wants to fuck his mother.
He probably wouldn't talk about it ever,
>>3432619
what if he likes it?
>>3432600
You can't kill someone twice
>>3432597
She won't even notice.
But if she wakes up you're in trouble bud
>>3432588
this episode still has me ocnfused
>hurr we don't sleep
>falls asleep
>we don't have dreams
>has a dream
>not freaking out over this revelation that gems can actually sleep and dream
What was it like in the mirror
Was it just Lapis' consciousness? If she had a form I'm sure she'd try to shatter herself
>>3432648
How would Pearl react if she woke up to find Steven sucking on her toes?
>>3432587
Which episode is that gif from?
>>3432652
Lapis had to watch Pearl thirsting over rose for 5000 years
>>3432653
She's freak out and tell him never to do something like that again.
Probably.
>>3432654
Warp Tour
>Finally fire up Attack the Light.
>Sound isn't playing, have to use headphones to actually get anything.
>Cinematic is over and game requires that I set up a Game Center account.
>Set it it up, but the login screen refuses to go away and I have to reinstall the app to actually play the game.
You're killing me, Apple...
Anywho, which difficulty setting should I start out with?
>>3432705
The hardest one, wat r u, casul?
>>3432653
she would freak out and ask you "how did you get in?"
or she would like it and ask you to continue
>>3432664
A few decades at most. Rewatch SOW.
>>3432705
Just normal
>>3432705
I want Peridot to scrape my cock gently with her sharp teeth
>>3432626
he wouldn't
>>3432653
she would freak out first, then would be a battle between her rose lust and her maternal love. not sure
>iPad's lock switch was on.
Well, that explains the lack of sound. Now I don't don't have to listen to the knockoff soundtrack.
Now the big question is WHAT to listen to...
>All KH soundtracks (barring the V-Cast game).
>All Mario & Luigi soundtrack.
>All Paper Mario soundtracks
>>3432717
>>3432745
Somebody who's played similar games (Super Mario RPG, Mario & Luigi, and Paper Mario games), but not one with touch controls.
After doing some research it looks like Diamond Mode only increases enemy health, increases the chance of larger enemies appearing during battle, and removes the prompts for blocks and Star attacks.
Since this IS my first time playing the game I'll do what I usually do for situations like this, which means I'll start out in Normal Mode and switch to Diamond Mode at certain point in the game.
>>3432754
In my youth I knew a lass who was super into that.
>>3432809
Why is Peridot so fucking big
>>3432805
why don't you just listen to music you like?
>>3432818
limb enhancers
>>3430196
>Pearl finds a Jar under his bed while cleaning, silently through her dulled haze she wonders what's inside it
>Notices the Label 'Spit: Just in case'
>Stares into it for a good 20-30 seconds, slowly recognizing it for what it is, she starts to shake so hard she almost drops it
>Rushes over to the counter where the remains of Stevens Gem are gathered so carefully, cracks the lid and eases the shattered gem into it, holding them together with her fingertips, not caring a damn how disgusted touching someone elses bodily fluids would usually make her
>Holds her breath
>And waits
>Two seconds, nothing happens
>Four and she starts to cry, letting go of the gem fragments and putting the lid back on before crumpling over the tabletop wailing
>Ten and she notices the pink glow
>The Jar explodes, leaving Steven sitting naked on the table looking confused, surrounded by spit and glass
>"Pearl, you're crying; what's wrong, did something happen?" he asks, as she openly weeps, grabbing him and holding him tighter than she's ever held anything before
>"I'm sorry Steven." she whispers through her tears "I didn't believe." before trailing off into weeping silence
>>3432820
>why don't you just listen to music you like?
Have you ever considered that I LIKE the soundtracks to those games?
>>3432651
Gems don't have to maintain themselves with sleep like humans. If they feel overworked they can just sit down and relax for a while. Without stress a gem can keep working without any problems.
Steven wanted the gems to try out an alternate cooldown method rather than them sitting down all night twiddling their thumbs. I imagine after Sugilite Garnet and Amethyst waned to pass out like Lapis and Jasper did but they managed to shake off the fatigue.
>>3432846
not really
listening to vidya soundtracks instead of music is so weird to me
>>3432861
Ah, I guess it's from me being overexposed to normal music during my youth.
To make a long story short, my father worked in television production (and still does) and I would go to whatever he was working on.
>>3432877
that must've been really annoying as a kid
>Pearl spends her time shitposting on the internet that rose is best gem
>>3432970
>Pearl's waifu is Rose
>Husbando is Steven
>>3432970
that's cute
sadly no one can take her seriously
>>3432724
But anon, I'm not Steven.
>>3433007
I know you're James Bond
>>3433007
no shit
that's why she would ask you how did you get in
>>3430691
I've been listing to jojo's core non-stop recently.
Why is it so fucking difficult to kill yourself? God fucking damn
>>3433083
instincts and fear
>>3433083
Helium bag? Alcohol and sleeping pills? Not killing yourself?
>>3430691
Mostly rock, some metal and a lot of prog.
Who's your favorite SU artist, /sug/?
Pic related.
>>3432838
Thanks anon, that made me cry and feel warm at the same time.
>>3433195
I don't know. I think I'd like to say Shifu, Sourscreen, Scribble, and Drawendo.
Jacinth, Dinklebop, and Amethbelle are pretty high up, though.
>>3433463
Well thanks for the answer anon.
Geez, I should've asked when it wasn't so late for you westerners.
>>3433195
Argghhhh don't your dare ask me that
How can I choose, so many
>>3433490
I'm sure you can make up your mind sooner or later, anon.
What about your favorite gem?
Who's she?
>>3433497
Funny you post Tang, Tang is one of them
She has been experimenting and improving like crazy. Must be the Zuke influence
>fav gem
Pic related.
>>3433531
>Tang
Man, I really don't know most artists here.
And hey, Jasper's a pretty sweet gem.
I'm sure she's not dead, anon. Keep your hopes up.
>>3433195
Drawendo, Scribbles. Sourscreen, Tangite, Para is nice and he's been working on his issues, Dinklebop, Sal...
Really I like all of them, I'm just terrible with names.
Have you personally thanked Sugar for making this beautiful cartoon for you yet?
>>3433606
No, not really.
I don't even know who Sugar is.
>>3433611
This is Rebecca Sugar, our beautiful gracious overlord. She is on the right in this picture.
>>3432970
I can see her shit posting and correcting people who talks about history on the internet.
>>3433619
Okay.
What does she do besides look like a lesbian
Sorry, I'm really bad at names and cast-member-importance kind of things.
>>3433628
look closely
>>3431219
You can ask him next time he shows up.
We can have him do Amethyst (last of the main Gems) and Stevonnie.
>>3433628
She is the creator of the whole show, and she is straight, not a lesbian. She is currently dating Ian JQ, the former supervising director of the show who left to work on personal projects.
She based the show off of her brother Steven Sugar, and their childhood growing up together. You can see him in this picture.
>>3433667
I will post a few pictures of Becky to get you acquainted with our majesty.
>>3433677
This is her with Ian
>>3433664
I dunno, anon.
All I see is a big, blinding street-light-esque "STEVEN UNIVERSE"
and then my eyeballs are too flash-banged to see anything else.
This show must consume a lot of energy over simple and, frankly, useless decor.
>>3433667
That guy doesn't look like a fat, cute kid.
He has a beard and everything. Are you playing with me, anon?
>>3433677
this 'Sugar' has an identical twin?
How's this relevant? What brought Becky into this?
>>3432600
>>3432624
Are you still around, faggot?
>>3433665
>>3433683
This is her with her brother
>>3433555
>555
Checked
These are both Tangite: >>3433497 >>3433531
Just to be clear. And pic related again.
Since others are listing multiple favorites-
>Brideake/Orangekisses (dem Jaspers)
>Journemin-loves-SU (just nice jaspis)
>Nyong_L (or is it Nyong-choi now?)
>Tang, duh
>Aku2
>Blooniverse/Amethirstyperidrunk
>reptiledrunk
>sketchabee
>droosy
>our drawfags including Yoto
>Invalidgrffin who's doing the long Lapis/Jasper comic
>pumpkinspicejaspers
>su2gold
>ppyong812
Ok I should stop there
>>3433687
Soon you will understand and you will surrender your freewill to Master Rebecca Sugar, don't fight it just accept it.
>>3433694
This is a very young Sugar, this is likely 4+ years old
>>3433698
I recommend Sighders too.
>>3433698
I know less than half these people, but thanks for the check/list, anon.
>>3433733
This is another younger Sugar, this pic is 4 years old. She's petting her adorable cat named Lion.
>>3433740
This is a recent Becky, this one was taken in February
>>3433734
Ooh, I like this artist.
Do they have a blog, or something?
>>3433749
I have over 200 sugar pictures but this is the last one I will post for now, this is her and her cute boyfriend Ian. This is them being cute together in Japan last summer
>>3433734
Yes! I was just looking at some of their art I had saved and couldn't place a name.
Also, gembeasttemple who does a lot of solo Jasper. Really great anatomy, I wasn't surprised to learn he's a professional
>>3433758
http://sighders.tumblr.com/
>>3433772
>Dead
T-Thanks anon.
Another blog to follow is blushmallet, who draws some great Lapis and Peris.
And a shoutout to piierogi, who draws some cute Lapearl.
>>3433786
Sign in to tumblr. I saved that Jasper this morning.
>>3433667
She looks sick/not good here, I can't put my finger on why. Is that just the lighting or was something wrong with her?
>>3433820
She's stressed over having to give up her physical form to bear Ian's child
>>3433820
She got slightly skelly-ish in late 2013-early 2015. I think it was stress from having to manage the whole show, I think that's why she didn't look so good for a while. For example, here is a picture of her from the summer of 2014
>>3433846
And this is her now, looking 10x better
>>3433830
I hope nothing ever happens to Sugar, but her dying in childbirth would be the ultimate irony.
>>3433622
Is Steven her 2nd best Gem?
>>3433925
I'm sorry, man. I forgot they changed their blog name.
http://sighderes.tumblr.com/
>>3433622
NO ONE TALKS SHIT ABOUT STEVEN!
>>3433967
Steven is a good kid, don't bully him
>>3434011
They have that setting where only people logged in can view their tumblr and it's known to cause problems.
I don't know what kind of bullshit happens on phones, but on my computer it only comes up as a sidebar.
>>3434030
Happnes the same thing on phones
It's been like that since its introduction and there's no one reason to use it, but people are stupid
You think we could replace models in that new Berserk game with ps1anon's stuff?
>>3432970
>>3432988
Is it shitposting if you speak only the truth?
>>3434246
People use it if they start getting a lot of anonymous hate asks since it makes it more difficult for people to spam you and you can block their accounts.
>>3434263
Go away, Pearl
>>3434274
Which is stupid, because you can stop anonymous asks without making your blog inaccessible to everyone
>>3434288
But people still love their anonymity, Indexer. That's how I send in 90% of my asks, suggestions, and requests.
>>3434284
I'll go away in hell.
>>3434301
Take it up with people that have the thin skin, not with me
Besides, tumblr shitpile of a code would probably allow you to force yourself anonymous even if anonymous asks are disabled
>>3434263
But Rose isn't best Gem, Steven is.
>>3434311
But you're the one complaining.
>>3434303
Hope you get there soon
>>3434346
I'm complaining about the shitty option of "just fuck my blog up, senpai" tumblr gives stupid people
>>3434383
The option is perfectly valid and necessary for some people. The problem lies with tumblr's shit support that's never fixed the issue ever.
Okay, someone make a new thread now
>>3434391
It is not, there's literally no reason to use it over other settings that do the same thing
>>3434487
>Okay, someone make a new thread now
Alright, I'll do it.
Any changes anyone wants made to the OP?
>>3434345
They're tied at the top for me.
>>3434491
I know better than to argue with your autistic ass. I already said my piece.
>>3434501
Make it a Steven edition.
>>3434514
>there's no one reason to use it
>People use it if they start getting a lot of anonymous hate asks
>you can stop anonymous asks without making your blog inaccessible to everyone
>But people still love their anonymity
>Take it up with people that have the thin skin, not with me
>But you're the one complaining.
>I'm complaining about the shitty option of "just fuck my blog up, senpai" tumblr gives stupid people
>The option is perfectly valid and necessary for some people
> there's literally no reason to use it over other settings that do the same thing
The argument you're making is "It's necessary stupid" when in fact it is not, as all log-in-only mode does is prevent use of any subpage of the blog (including archive) while not even stopping anonymous asks by itself, as it is a separate setting altogether.
>>3430783
You glorious motherfucker
Godspeed are based
