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Village Games 6 continued
>it's a let's shitpost about literally nothing at all like it matters episode
153,424 people died today you know.
Pssshhh, nothing personal kid.
*tips magical hat.*
>washes away the anger
>>3363978
Go join them.
>>3363954
An interesting way to make a crown.
>>3363978
You should have been one of them.
>>3363953 (Kaito)
>She shakes her head
She wasn't present in that timeline, not there, at least.
>>3363986
Do you think Lady Mima's happy with that kind of attitude, Marisa?
>>3363867
>I only just noticed her shirt's unbuttoned there
>>3363899
>The only way General Winter could take Russia out is by destroying him indirectly
>>3363978
Man I'm more shocked if I die in the Bloodbath.
>>3363953
You would be right to assume so. Every interaction I started with him ended with him biting me.
>>3363978
>it's a xxx episode
Nice overused meme
>>3363986
You're embarrassing.
>>3364021
>HG
>ever not overusing retarded memes
S-Sanya?
>>3363993
>>3364001
That's a pretty bad thing to say. You should both sorry.
>>3363886
I'd rather be a failure and a joke than a coward again.
>>3364018
I can not start doing this.
>>3364021
where do you think we are
>>3364010
Kid, go in a fucking well with your imaginary friend. This ain't no place for you.
>>3364010
It's a hard life in Soviet Russia, especially with General Winter on my back all the time.
>>3364037
Say sorry. I meant say sorry.
>>3364040
I wish I could sit on Rammy's head.
>>3364010
Then who could it have been do you think?
>>3364018
Why do you like something that bites you every time you see it?
>blows airhorns
>>3364033
>Steals your book then flies away.
>>3364049
Congrats, I guess.
>>3364047
>does the fuck
>tfw you are paranoid af about someone being able to recognize you by your writing habits.
>>3364086
Congratulations, Klopp.
Thanks for hosting.
>>3364039
I suppose I cannot stop your decision to live a life of futility but I have warned you as to what will happen regardless so I will leave you to your thoughts dragon.
>The bed folds itself into a normal bed, and rolls away as he sleeps.
>>3364082
Was that necessary? Why did you arouse me from my slumber?
>>3364097
Autismception.
>>3364097
Don't shitpost, then
>>3364049
>>3364086
Comment: Congratulations Human
>>3364086
I'm out.
>>3364086
блaгoдapя for hosting, comarde!
>>3364097
>tfw next to no habits
>tfw this means that I can never get called out for shit
Feels good when someone assumes I'm someone else.
>>3364078
I will never stop getting odd requests.
>>3364079
That was what I was wondering as well. I then saw how it only bites out of everything and realized what it meant.
>>3364137
I suppose a "Thank you" is in order for this event.
>>3364097
>>3364151
These edits are too fucking good
>>3364114
Sleep tight, I guess.
>>3364137
Take care.
>>3364137
Thanks for hosting
Are there any official HG ships?
>>3364117
It's shitposting hours. By the way, it's just 'rouse' not 'arouse'.
>>3364161
>Feels good when someone assumes I'm someone else.
This. I love anonposting and watching people spin their wheels trying to figure out who I am.
Dumbasses.
>>3364049
Congratulations Klopp!
Thanks for hosting Sir! It was a cozy game especially with the winter theme.
>>3364097
>tfw copy habits from others
Feels good man.
>>3364052
I'm as old as you are, Magician of Red Dreams. And here I was hoping against hope you remembered your old comrade, or at least your beloved Mima. Honestly, I thought you were better than this, I thought you inherited her lust for power, her ambition.
>>3364079
There's no way of telling for certain, especially with how...neutral it is.
>>3364137
Hmh. Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>3364137
>>3364086
Thank you for hosting.
>>3364188
Iida x Aizawa
Luna x Raven
Mokou x Ocelot
>>3364085
Oh no, my grimoire!
...
What she doesn't know is that that was actually a copy of Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.
>>3364086
>>3364137
Thank you for the opportunity. Congratulations.
>>3364188
No that's gay
>Goodnight HG. See you guys tomorrow.
>>3364188
Mokou x Ocelot
Ringabel x Utsutsu (?)
>>3364161
>tfw too literal who to get called out
i also feel bad because its always the same small group of people i always get confused for
>>3364161
I'v never been called out,but i think they do it behind my back anyways.
I got problems don't i?
>>3364188
Jojo x Kanzaki
>>3364188
Sure.
Oh you meant any that aren't forced and cringey as fuck. No. No there aren't any official ships then.
>>3364235
Sleep tight.
>>3364188
Subaru x Sarah-tan
>>3364191
Do not tell me how to speak. I am a Crimson Demon, not one of your schoolgirls. It is arouse.
>>3364235
>later
>>3364179
>>3364151
who would win?
>>3364241
>its always the same small group of people i always get confused for
People here are obsessed with their steam cliques
>>3364188
Dean x Matoi
>>3364241
>KK
>LF
>Bolin
>>3364193
>tfw you have 400 false tags in a puu.sh folder
God I love that shit as well my man.
>>3364188
Gamagori x Mako
Pathetic samefag ship
>>3364235
Good night
>>3364235
>cya bedman
>>3364235
>Have a good one
Post a list of the current cliques
>>3364279
Radical Larry, no question.
>>3364305
>tfw don't not like anyone here
Feels good not being a nitpicky asshole.
3364273
You know the thing that comes at the end of someone's life? Do that.
>>3364293
Don't ever put me in one comment with Bolin, that's undoubtedly the most insulting thing you could possibly do to someone in here.
>>3364311
HG:
Everyone
Bam, did it.
>>3364339
C-Can I have a hug? I-I'm having a bad day...
>>3364235
Good night, young one!
>>3364339
Nope, just an asshole.
>>3364258
>every fighting game character is sol
>>3364347
>Didn't even give him the (You)
Absolute savage
>>3364311
>tfw you're so cool that you have you're own clique
I'm the only one in it but... I'll get friends soon probably.
>>3364177
Ah... I'm sorry I don't exactly follow...
>>3364200
Maybe a god wrote it down?!
>>3364235
Goodnight, rest well.
>>3364188
We did have a real ship here but it sank.
>>3364360
>Bolin
>>3364360
let's be gay together okay?
>>3364347
You want me to "e"?
>>3364368
I-It hurts a lot, anon.
>>3364377
Yeah I submitted it as filler a few times
>>3364311
Boogeymen
non boogeymen
>>3364366
Nigger it's actually sol
>>3364366
>It is Sol though
>>3364366
Bedman is literally Sol. You can even see him on his avatar wallpaper.
>>3364379
>
>>3364390
Off la off thyself man
>>3364407
>Psh, I know you are but what am I?
S-so cool...
>>3364370
>Not being the one guy who drifts from group to group becuse eventually people lose interest you
L-Loser
>>3364392
>You want me to "e"?
>>3364373
One of the people in that incident was a god, indeed....
>>3364402
She sure is a lewd girl.
>>3364419
Two can play this game.
>>3364368
You think he deserved it? Because I'm sure he didn't.
>>3364392
...
I'm pretty sure by now that you are too stupid to die.
>>3364402
Die.
>>3364396
Yea, too bad it sank.
post avas and rate
>>3364440
>eventually people lose interest you
God, that hit close to home.
>>3364458
It's the whacky game the whole family can play!
>>3364407
T-Thank you.
>>3364458
That's a real cool story and a more impressive edit. Now get the fuck outa my face.
>>3364476
Naw famo, I ain' doin' that for the 20th day in a row now. It's gettin' boring.
>>3364373
Him not biting anyone made me realize that is must be some sort of way of showing affection. That was when I could see the positive qualities of it.
>>3364445
Then it's that person! Detective Kaito has solved this case!
>>3364451
Yup, she wants to hold hands even...
>>3364469
No thanks, I'm not Tracksuit, I won't come back.
>post yfw somebody blocks you on steam
>>3364469
Shouldn't that be the other way around? Like, I'm so stupid I'll eventually die.
>>3364522
That's the point.
>>3364405
>Sol still doesn't realize Harley Quinn is his best ava and insists on using autistic literally whos
>>3364529
I do that on a daily base. Shit's good mane.
>>3364529
>mfw i block someone on steam
>>3364539
stay butt blasted
>>3364476
It's not like it would hurt me in any way to do this.
>>3364486
You're welcome.
I love you.
>>3364492
No you.
>>3364486
You're pretty good at this.
>>3364458
>>3364486
ok i join wiggins side betray city for jail that fight me
>cody
>>3364539
Thats a funny way of saying ghidorah
>>3364529
>>3364550
>mfw i block someone on steam
>>3364522
She wants to hold my hand?! There's not way you're serious right now!
>>3364529
Finally you noticed
>>3364560
We gun' play this game, jewman? On(uoy)
>>3364504
Ah, but couldn't that it might like everyone but you..? But your version seems more likely.
>>3364538
Awww, that's not nice...
>>3364581
Ask her!
>>3364575
why would you block them in the first place then?
>>3364476
That should be 4 but I can't be bothered to change it.
>>3364564
side mine you but go yuno if lose ok
>cody
>>3364536
No. I meant it that way, because it's obvious you can't die.
>>3364522
That would be assuming that it was one and the same. After all, I'm no god, and I "survived" it. There's plenty of people who were a part of such an incident, there's just no way of telling.
>>3364555
>tfw you blocked wiggins for being too friendly
you scared me
I-I feel bad though for doing it.
>>3364560
Shitty edit
>>3364604
You did? I don't recall anyone ever blocking me...
>>3364560
>>3364489
oh no I quoted the wrong post ;_;
>>3364589
>>3364604
>I know that feel
>>3364529
>>3364593
>>3364600
Sarah-tan, Stingray told me you want to hold hands! Is this true, or is he just messing with me?
>3364575
>>3364529
>>3364550
>mfw i block someone on steam
>>3364556
>Punches in shin
>>3364593
It wasn't supposed to sound nice, so I don't think that's a problem.
>>3364529
>mfw people keep trying to talk to me but I just want to be alone
first 36
>>3364625
>still thinking bleach hurts me.
I have gained immunity after that one fateful glass.
>>3364529
I'm not blocked, but then again, that might be because I don't talk to anyone except a few people.
>>3364631
It's a lie.
>>3364645
t. me
>>3364646
Maria and Harusame
>>3364646
Joshua Graham
>>3364636
You can come out now, crab girl. I promise I won't bite.
>>3364646
Furry porn
>>3364646
Kuroyukihime
>>3364646
Klopp
>>3364627
When did you do it? How didn't I notice any of this?
>>3364646
Sexiest Anime Lumberjack
>>3364646
TSgt Sunset
>>3364646
Natsuki Subaru
>>3364646
Alice Margatroid
>>3364646
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3364646
Ass-headed Skeleton
>>3364646
Beowulf
LEMME HEAR YOU HOWL, WULFPACK!
>>3364646
The Crimson Demon
>>3364625
T-That is a bit much, mysterious stranger.
>>3364646
Detective Kaito
>>3364603
Nope I already solved the case! There's no disputing this!
>>3364631
It's true, she's just too embarrassed to say, you can't ask something like that straight out tracksuit.
>>3364646
Joel Matip
>>3364646
Pikachuu
>>3364646
The 402nd mobile infantry
>>3364646
Matsuda
>>3364646
Ririchiyo
>>3364646
Overlord Laharl
>>3364646
Osamu Dazai
>>3364646
A Rapist
>>3364646
tails
>>3364646
Ukraine
>>3364646
Pink Triangle
>>3364646
Ivan Braginski
America tells me my comedy is bad, so I've stepped it up a bit! I can't guarantee your safety, Kaito...
>>3364646
Ash Crimson
>>3364646
Yukine
>>3364672
only in the very beginning, and I didn't block you just the whole too friendly thing
you too nice man
>>3364646
Kurumi
>>3364646
Houki Shinonono
>>3364646
Asuka Tanaka
>>3364646
Jack-O Sparrow
>>3364593
I do not understand how most things work. But if it did not like me then it would not want to be with me as soon as it bites me.
>>3364646
Ramlethal
>>3364646
Sleepy maria-chan
>>3364653
You sure? My hands are soft~!
>>3364697
Like you'd know anything about human interact. Don't make me laugh.
>>3364646
Arthur
>>3364646
Free Parking
>>3364719
W-Wait, Sister? You play this game too?
>>3364760
FUCK.YES.
>>3364687
>I made *one* post with him and people can already tell.
>>3364749
You meant to say disgusting.
>>3364646
Sanya
>>3364780
o-oh shit i was just kidding
>>3364760
Best ava
>>3364692
Seems like a dickhead to me.
>>3364726
Yeah. I figured that out eventually. Unnerves people. Like a wide, toothy grin
>>3364767
Yes I did! Just wanted to see what this game is about!
>>3364795
This image makes me really happy for some reason
>>3364724
Oh no... S.O.S, Save Our Sides...
>>3364744
Ah I see, we you know it better than I do, so your word is better than mine on this!
>>3364749
That hurts tracksuit... A big brother shouldn't be trying to hurt their brothers feelings...
>>3364792
>he takes her hands and holds it for a few seconds
Feel for yourself. I make sure to lotion them every day.
>>3364799
>It's fine. I wouldn't have been able to keep it a secret for long.
>>3364697
I don't think the creator-god of Makai, or "Hell", cares much for writing. And I'm not going to throw this all out the window just because you said so.
>>3364835
OH SHIET BOY HE FITNA DIE
>>3364745
>pokes
>>3364832
Yes they would. They'd punch their younger brother, and then try to make them laugh when they threaten to tell mom.
>>3364851
Have faith in me, anon! I'll live to see another day!
>>3364835
I'm so happy that I always wear gloves, at least I won't catch something from you now. Also, it feels disgusting.
>>3364753
I never fucking noticed 06 in this gif until now.
>>3364646
Wasn't Paying Attention Spike Who Doesn't Want a Swap Just Wants To Show He's Still Online
>>3364854
A corpse should be left well alone!
>>3364874
Arthur did sonic 06
>>3364816
Well, I'd like to wish you luck in winning!
Please don't tell me Belarus is here...
>>3364832
America told me this the other day!
>Dude, one of Hawaii's teachers took her class to a Coke factory yesterday. I hear they're going to give them a POP QUIZ!
>>3364886
Too bad,you are getting a swap, and you are gonna like it.
>>3364895
That motherfucking aardvark...
>>3364886
I approve of this. You're gettin' my spot, just toss me a pack of winnie blues mate.
>>3364853
japan can't into original character designs
>>3364896
I'll try!
>>3364910
>>3364914
Seriously, don't. I'm playing vidya.
>>3364927
Wow, all for me?
>>3364912
A A R D V-A-R-K
>>3364847
A god wouldn't need to write, couldn't they just poof a book out of their memories?
>>3364863
Wow, you're a jerk tracksuit...
>>3364896
Russia please.. Right out of the gate with gold huh?
>>3364865
Huh, I guess I've never noticed that before. Your hands much be worse than mine if you're always wearing gloves.
>>3364942
Can ya still get me some winnie blues tho lad?
>>3364942
nope not anymore
>>3364927
Are all those (Yo-
>deleted
Ok then.
>>3364946
wut
3364927
>>3364958
Of course.
>>3364963
Please don't?
>>3364949
You could have ran away when we first met, but you decided to jump on the Subaru train, and now you're headed nowhere fast.
>>3364821
must be my antennas.
>>3364853
she must be from Orussia too then.
>>3364896
Thoughts on Mexico?
>>3364982
there's an old episode of Arthur where he starts singing aardvark in the most ridiculous way and I have no idea why I remember it so clearly
>>3364887
>runs in sheer terror
>whips out dick
>>3364949
That's the thing, this account is just too detailed, to thought-out, too unbiased. If it was from her point of view, it'd practically be just "some people smashed in to my kingdom, butchered the populace, and then beat me to near-death before leaving".
>>3365007
I remember it too.
>>3364927
Did Hoshi get himself banned again?
>>3365024
You N'wah!!
>>3364950
>twists Subaru's hand until his wrist gets close to shattering
I will just simply ignore the fact you said that and we will do that little bet in the next game.
>>3365024
>Kicks it fuckingly
>>3364988
Skits shit mate.
Why are the pretzels so small?
>>3365024
Put that itsy-bitsy thing away.
>>3364934
Good luck!
>>3364949
We aren't really known for mercy, unfortunately.
>At a May Day parade, a very old Jew carries a placard which reads, "Thank you, comrade Stalin, for my happy childhood!" A Party representative approaches the old man. "What's that? Are you mocking our Party? Everyone can see that when you were a child, comrade Stalin hadn't yet been born!" The old man replies, "That's precisely why I'm grateful to him!"
>>3364999
нeт, but she is related to me. Close enough.
>>3365001
They are nice people. Trump, however... He reminds me of Stalin in a way.
>>3365060
so you can fit more in your mouth
my record is 14
>>3365024
Could you not?
>>3365047
>he tries ignoring the obvious pain he's in
You're not going to run away this time, right? Also, we never settled on what you get if you win.
>>3365096
>hugs
I-I love you Aussa!
>>3365024
>Worships
>>3365115
If I win, you will stop smiling for three days.
>>3365096
Hello there.
>>3365143
HET HET HET HET HET HET HET
DO NOT SAY THAT SO LOUD.
Belarus might hear you...
>>3365170
My face is going to stick like this if I go through with this bet...
>>3365185
Ok....UKRAINE AND RUSSIA ARE GREAT LOVERS
>>3365206
Good. I can't stand your fake smiles. It makes me want to shoot you even more.
>>3365253
Please shoot me.
>>3365064
huh? who are you?
>>3365253
F-Fake smile? Whatever do you mean by fake smile?
>>3365131
Again, could ya not?
>>3365171
Oh, Alice, hey! Gods, it's been ages, I'd wondered if you'd forgotten about this place.
>>3365260
I am Russia. Orussia is strikingly similar to my name, which is why I said that. Pleasure to meet you!
>>3365236
ONE MILLION YEARS GULAG IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP.
>>3364989
You're scary sometimes tracksuit...
>>3365026
Do you have any ideas who it could be then? Because I said case closed...
>>3365064
Why am I the only one to get bombarded by these amazing jokes?!
>>3365258
I'd prefer not to waste ammo.
>>3365278
I think it's obvious what I mean by a fake smile. A forced one, it's disgusting.
>>3365292
It would be best if you went back into hiding.
>>3365292
My apologies, I just lost track of time I suppose.
How are your studies?
>>3365331
DO IT! I AM A AMERICAN
>>3365333
I only have the vague outline, myself. I'm seeing if I can clean anything from it.
>>3365333
I'm never scary! I'm a nice, wholesome guy!
>>3365334
...
Sure, sure! Believe whatever you want, my perfect little angel!
>>3365331
I'm Aleksandra. But everyone calls me Sanya. Russia? Your parents named you after Orussia?
>>3365334
Stab me instead then.
I heard there is a Youkai here.
>>3365377
Don't call me that ever again or I'll make sure that you'll see some angels.
>>3365335
Er...why?
>>3365346
Hey, it's no trouble.
>She grins
I admit, I've been sorta...takin' my time with them, I'm gettin' through the last half'a that last book. Admittedly, past month or two, I've been practically doin' nothin' but reading.
>>3365393
...Point being? Not like anyone's causing problems.
>>3365393
GAS THE YOUKAI
RACE WAR NOW
>>3365392
If I did that, I'd be forced to get rid of the knife. I think it's obvious what I think about that.
>>3365393
N-no.
>Slowly backs away.
>>3365366
Anything I can do to help? Maybe I could ask Ms. Patchouli?
>>3365377
I'm the one who should be saying that...
>>3365422
Snap my neck.
>>3365393
Yup! You're looking at him!
>>3365403
But I'm looking at one right now.
>>3365363
I WILL PERSONALLY GET COMRADE LENIN TO CHOKE YOU IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK.
>>3365333
I guess people don't have my type of humour?
>Khrushchev, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards, surveys an art exhibition. "What the hell is this green circle with yellow spots all over?" he asked. His aide answered, "This painting, comrade Khrushchev, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million ton of grain.". "Ah-h… And what is this black triangle with red strips?". "This painting shows our heroic industrial workers in a factory.". "And what is this fat ass with ears?". "Comrade Khrushchev, this is not a painting, this is a mirror.".
>>3365391
Heт, I am the nation of Russia. Ivan, if you want to be formal. I'm pretty sure I came first.
>>3365393
Uh... who are you?
>>3365413
That's just racist and rude
>she jumps into the thread
I am here for your books!
>>3365448
NYET
>>3365439
These gloves are quite expensive.
>>3365442
...
What do you want to achieve with baseless flattery?
>>3365430
Are you trying to say I'm not a real guys guy?
>>3365455
I know you're here. You pinched my shin ten minutes ago.
>>3365393
You should add more color to your outfit.
>>3365410
I see...
Let me know when your done with that one and I'll get you the last round of books. You're making great progress considering you told me you weren't a strong reader.
>>3365455
Too bad
>>3365455
Blood*
...I mean I would like some books too, but I'm here for BLOOD!
>>3365448
a nation? how can a person be a nation? i thought nation was land. is russia one of those satellite nations that come from orussia? is it a province?
>>3365460
Your love and affection!
>>3365430
I've already brought it up with her...she's not got a clue.
...Aaaanyways, Reimu's here and I don't wanna fix my tank AGAIN, so I'm just gonna...leave, before she can do that.
>>3365454
She's Reimu Hakurei, shrine maiden and youkai-slayer extraordinaire. Good luck.
>>3365454
I'm the exterminator.
>>3365442
You're lying to me.
>>3365423
Stop right there!!
>>3365410
They are causing problems.
>>3365455
You're probably here for me then.
>>3365393
THEY WERE HERE BUT YOU JUST MISSED EM. THEY WENT THATAWAY! YOU CAN STILL CATCH EM IF YOU HURRY.
>>3365454
I didnt ask for your opinion you funny hat wearing nigger. Im going to get the klan to lynch your monkey ass right now!
>>3365473
And you kicked my progress into the floor, don't act like the victim in this.
>>3365481
Why not?
>>3365455
Lower your voice. You are annoying.
>>3365493
So you won't even say it wasn't baseless? Good job.
SO MUCH BLOOD. BLOOD FOR KHORNE
WHY DON'T ANY OF YOU FLEDGLINGS PRAISE KHORNE?
>>3365509
Sweet, can I have your blood then?
>>3365475
And you should move out of the woods and make some friends who are not thieves.
>>3365448
Oh no... Did this one get someone killed? Because it's about to kill me...
>>3365473
What's a guys guy? Are you trying to say you like men...?
>>3365495
Oh.. Alright, can't blame you, well cya later little sis!
>>3365460
Lick me to death.
>>3365529
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>>3364832
>my connection went out. I've been trying to get this out for half an hour
Of course I do. I am always in the right when it comes to us.
>>3365528
Why do you always come to me if you find me annoying? Are one of this weirdos who like to be annoyed? Is that why you are lovers with that guy?
>>3365529
Yay blood!
>she waves her claws around
Hail corn!
>>3365495
It's not like I've done anything wrong. I make bets and take chances
>>3365502
That's pretty presumptuous of you
>>3365514
Yokai, not a human of whatever race you're against, bud
>>3365423
...I've never seen ya nervous before, Sakuya.
>>3365475
Oh gods, I wasn't expectin' more.
>She laughs
Ah well, I can manage. And hey, like I've said, I catch on fast. Admittedly, I also borrowed a book from Patchouli, developed spell cards, more or less planned out a flight alternative that doesn't terrify me....
>She grins
Still, thanks a bunch, for everythin'.
>>3365529
I've got my own gods.
>>3365502
If they are, it's because you make them by ATTACKING THEM!
>>3365455
You can't have 'em!
>>3365502
Does this look like the face of a man that lies?
>>3365516
I am the victim in this! You killed me...three times that day, and I never even gotten an apology from you!
>>3365528
Nothing I say is ever baseless. I have a reason for everything I do!
>>3365529
Because giving blood hurts, and I don't like pain. Sorry sir.
>>3365537
I-I can make new friends any time I want.
>>3365530
Oho, but you just met me, and you're already asking for my blood? Don't you think that's a bit much?
>>3365540
Why do you always assume I'm homosexual?
>>3365459
SHH. NO TEARS, ONLY DREAMS NOW, CYKA.
>>3365488
Magic, I think. When I was younger, I remember Ukraine giving me a scarf back when I was the Kievan Rus, so we must go back towards the Roman Empire days.
>>3365540
Only the person who said it.
>Leonid Ilyich is in surgery."
>"His heart again?"
>"No, chest expansion surgery, to make room for one more Gold Star medal."
>>3365569
Existence itself is crime enough in her eyes. Bye~.
>>3365540
See ya.
>>3365544
I think you could easily obtain some rope from any shop. Just do that.
>>3365561
It's hard to ignore loud people.
>>3365573
Really? You have a reason for constantly smiling too?
>>3365569
You look like a nigger to me. Go to the back of the bus like with the rest of your kind.
>>3365573
Yes.
>>3365569
I am merely telling the truth. Now who are you?!
>>3365571
Keep talking Youkai defender.
>>3365574
Sure you can. I hope this time they aren't dolls.
>>3365571
Why not?!
>>3365573
Ok fine, stand still.
>she wraps her claws around the boy
There, a hug, that's an apology right?
>>3365578
Nope, unless there's a secret social line to get blood out of someone you met.
>>3365614
That's silly, and stupid, if you can't ignore something, it is a sign of... Well just being really really weird and possibly challenged in attention.
>>3365551
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>3365561
LET US SATIATE OUR BLOOD LUST TOGETHER, CHILD. FOR KHORNE
>>3365571
YOUR GODS ARE WRONG. ONLY KHORNE.
>>3365573
>shakes violently
>>3365552
>Don't worry about it, shit happens.
That would be a little insulting if it wasn't so true...
>>3365574
I'll help you then! I'm Kaito, it's nice to meet you!
>>3365589
Because it bothers you little bro..
>>3365609
Ah, that jokes actually nice in the right light.
>>3365516
Cause it's my book.
>>3365614
I smile because I'm happy! That's why normal people smile, stupid.
>>3365629
I don't even know you, yet you're being this harsh to me...
>>3365632
G-Get your claws off me before you cut me in half!
>>3365634
Wh-what the h-hell? Why're y-you sh-shaking me!?
>>3365639
It does bother me! I'm not that kind of guy, and I never will be! Stop trying to start shit between us!
>>3365634
Let's get some blood from people! With force! By asking them first!
>>3365651
Can I have your blood then?
>>3365653
Gee, that sure makes me feel a whole lot better about myself.
>she moves away from the boy
>>3365632
You want me to put effort into ignoring a shouting child, while I could simply solve this problem with a bullet.
>>3365653
...
I don't think you have a proper reason for that.
>>3365571
Oh, it is nothing. I enjoy being able to teach as well as the opportunity to talk. Even if it is just making you read books for the time being.
>she suppresses a small laugh
You mentioned an alternative to flying? That seems interesting.
>>3365629
And what if they are...?
>>3365639
I'm sorry, what was that? I didn't quite hear you.
Now that my incident of terror is over, I am able to host a match.
>>3365639
In any case, my interrogators saw how I was interested him and helped me to raise it.
>>3365611
She must be against a lot of priests and priestesses, then. A lot of them are pretty helpful to Yokai like me who are trying to help humans
>>3365617
I'm just going to ignore you from now on
>>3365629
My name's Chansin. I'm a yokai. That girl said you're a shrine maiden. Is that the case?
>>3365634
Gods are gods, none of them are any faker or realer than th'other. And lower your voice, some'a us gone sensitive hearin'.
>>3365632
Because, they're not even my books, I've just been borrowin' them.
...Last time I told someone that they lasered me in the face.
>>3365629
So what if I am? I've still got a bone 'ta pick with you with how you treated a certain scythe-wielder, y'know.
...And why's Sakuya so nervous around you?
>>3365689
Well, like I said, I am sorta...scared stiff'a heights. Or bein' disconnected from th'ground at all. But I've noticed that it's not the case when I used the crystals I summon. See where I'm goin'?
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>>3365682
DELIVER YOUR SKULL TO KHORNE
>>3365687
Asking...?
>>3365687
...How much of my blood?
>>3365609
magic? like me? i didnt know boys could have magic. and you still wear pants?
>>3365688
I'm not a fighter, nor am I someone that stays down, a bullet won't do, a million of them won't do.
>>3365710
Well alright then, can I have your blood? Pretty please?
>>3365689
Then we'll be right back at square one. Even you should be able to understand this.
>>3365653
Because I hate being lied to.
>>3365617
Nigga I have rights
>>3365687
Here, let me give you a hug instead. I'd feel a lot safer know I wouldn't end up dead this way.
>he kneels down and hugs the weird crab girl
>>3365688
Does it really matter what my reasoning is? All you need to know is that people like being around others that smile, no matter what they're going through.
>>3365708
I am a shrine maid. Tell me, what have you been doing here?
>>3365710
Sakuya broke the law and must be killed. Nothing more and nothing less.
