Well /v/?
What team are you on?
>>333811
I haven't even played Splatoon since the first major expansion but burgers all the way man.
I love pizza too but burgers are special.
But chicken and garlic pizza is also special.Yes I am AmericanNo I'm not fat.
Water and Almonds, obviously.
Team Pizza.
>almost anything can be a topping
>tastes amazing at its best
>tastes passable at its worst
>can be eaten hot or cold
>>333813
Your almonds better be activated.
>>333814
All of your points can apply to burgers as well.
In fact, burgers does it better.
I literally eat pizza every day so I have to go teamworst girl
>>333817
>Likes pizza
>Goes team Callie
I don't understand
>>333811
Yakisoba trumps both. Western food is lame.
>>333811
This is the toughest decision in my life as a fat man.
I'm leaning towards burgers.
>team pizza
wabof
>>333818
but anon, I said worst girl.
>>333819
>Yakisoba trumps both. Western food is lame.
>>333816
Wrong.
>shitty burgers will always be shitty; shitty pizza can at least be somewhat passable
>eating it cold is awful and only sewer rats should do it
>lettuce texture can get unpleasant when left too long
A really good pizza is a nice snack, but it doesnt even compare to a really good burger.
>>333811
I'm bi
>>333824
>shitty pizza can at least be somewhat passable
can't say I agree with that
I mean I'm a cheap fucker, I'll order little caesars. it's alright when it's hot, but goddamn does it taste like ass after sitting in a fridge for twelve hours and going through the microwave.
>>333827
>not heating up on a frying pan or mini oven
>>333827
>fridge
>microwave
There's your problem.
Don't put it in the fridge. Just leave it on the kitchen counter or something.
>>333811
I can't choose overall, but between the two in the pictures, I'd definitely pick Burger, because fuck olives.
>>333811
>worst girl has better taste
it keeps happening, i'm sorrycalliebut i have to side withmarieon this one
>>333831
>implying
only other time worst girl was right waswater slides
>>333830
>olives on pizza
>pineapple on pizza
We share a planet with people who like these toppings.
Goddamn savages.
Whats your favorite two topping pizza /v/?
Mine is steak and mushrooms.
If I could I would order my pizza with all the toppings minuspineappleandham
>>333834
What is there to hate about ham.
>>333833
Not liking olives makes you a faggot.
Pineapple, on the other hand, has very limited uses. It should only be paired with ham or bacon, but otherwise it can understandably fuck off.
>>333834
i literally only eat cheese pizza, anything else just diminishes it because it's already perfect
>>333834
Artichoke hearts and eggplant.
I'm not even vegetarian, but that combination is godly.
>>333836
Not liking olives makes me a decent human being because olives are for assholes and terrorists.
>>333834cheeseandnothing elsekeep it simple stupid
>>333811
Is this real? I dont see a tweet
I have to go with pizza here
Even subpar pizza is better than your average burger
You can even eat it cold and it's still good
As an Italian I SHOULD be going with Pizza but
Man, it's hard to top a really good burger
>>333836
The only thing olives are good for are martinis.
>>333811
>being this Amerifat
>>333811
hanbaaga desu
>>333837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8&feature=youtu.be&t=16s
>>333834
Sausage and mushroom
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QmDH8Lq.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>not loving pizza
>>333845
yeah you're right, US should have splatfests like EU.
Which team are you own, /v/? North Pole or South Pole?
>>333811
Used to be team pizza but burgers are god tier more often than pizza
>>333812
Nor by American standards anyway
>>333834
Pepperoni and extra cheese
That's what we always got fromDomino's
Was it ever a choice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYNiXVgbyQk
>>333853
>Domino's
>>333831
Anon, I'm sure you meant to say BEST girl has better taste, every single Splatfest.
>all of the shitty fetish art of Callie and Marie eating pizzas and hamburgers that this theme will spawn
NoA asked for this.
>>333855
The one near me always makes great pizzas
>>333857
>signs saying no pictures allowed
>this is clearly a picture
The best toppings for pizza are sliced boiled eggs, tomato slices, and mayonnaise.
>>333847
holy shit that video is fucking gold
Now this is a really hard choice to pick in a Splatfest.
Fuck... Might go for pizza, but I also feel bad for not picking burgers. If only it were hot dogs x burgers, then it would be much easier
>>333859
when has a "no pictures allowed" sign stopped anybody?
Shit you know there's a reason anything with a camera forcefully has a shutter sound on it right?
>>333847
>dissing curled up pepperoni slices
Fuck this three-days-without-sleep looking faggot
>>333860
>no cauliflower
Fuck off
>>333852
I am 5 feet and 10 inches tall, and I weigh 160 pounds, that's fairly normal I think.
>>333815
spicy meme
>eating pizzas with "toppings"
Fucking savages, genuine italian pizza has none of that shit
what team is this?
Chicken Pinapple and Bacon on a pizza
Perfection
>>333834
mushroom and mushroom
I lie to myself and say it's a real vegetable and therefore healthy. In reality, fungi are more closely related to humans than plants and chitin is the same protein that bugs have in their exoskeletons
>>333869
non-kosher, oy vey
'za
>>333868
So genuine Italian pizza is just bread, sauce, and cheese?
Damn Italians are fucking boring.
>>333864
he's right though. pepperoni is all oil and shit. I love pepperoni but it would fuck up my digestive system when I ate it
>>333872
how'd u know it was pork from looking at it? it could pass for a lot of red meats
and i'm only jewish when it comes to hoarding money
>>333834
Every veggie except onions.
Fuck onions.
>>333868
Why don't you discuss The Great Gatsby at your next book club meeting?
Pizza all day
>>333868
>Euros think they can have a say in Pizza
>>333876
Pork has that distinct pink color that beef doesn't have.
>>333877
>Fuck onions.
fuck YOU
There is nothing better to eat on this earth than pizza
>>333811
Burritos and bowl master race
what video game is this thread about?
>>333885
Splat Tim
>>333884
Thats not an option asshole.
>>318124420
lmaoing @ ur life
only normies choose burgers
are you a normie?
PIZZA
>>318124420
>the most successful Nintendo IP of the last two decades
>not a video game
>>333888
stop replying to me
Finally a splatfest I can feel passionate about. I've had more positive pizza experiences than burger ones so I'm going pizza.
>>333887
Your just made cause I got all that and a dvr full of Bob ross
>>333885
>>333892
foh nikka dont take my name
>>333891
nobody gives a shit about your dumb meme life
>>333811
team quesadillas of course
I wish a hunky bear would pin my down and fart in my mouth
>>333896
stop using my fucking name retard
Remember that the hipster vote is what wins now, and pizza is most likely more popular.
guys just filter the namefag and stop responding.
>>333811
Im on team pascal
>>333902
>100% beef
>bun
>sauce
>lettuce
>tomato
>onion
>pickle
>>333898
Those are fucking empanadas you uncultured swine, it's even on the file name.
>>333902
how come real whoppers never look like this?
>>333886
He does it!
>>333906
It's actually impossible to make them look like that IRL, all the ingredients are pushed towards the camera side to make it seem fuller so if you got one actually made like that it would be lopsided.
>>333908
that, and that whopper is probably like 65% glue
>>333811
With best team of course
>>333909
fuck you faggot whoppers are the most pure food on the planet
>>333911
He's saying that specific whopper being used for that ad is probably 65% glue
>>333834
Spinach and feta
>>333811
Never thought I'd have to make this decision. Hard to fuck up pizza but I've never had one double me over in pleasure like some burgers have done in the past.
>>333811
if someone placed a burger and a slice of pizza in front of me and said choose, I would pick the burger every time.
Not liking pineapple and bacon pizza is like still hating pickles on burgers when you tasted freshly made ones on an old fashioned slider.
>>333912
Lucky, I was about to lose my mind on that fool
>>333868
>Genuine Italian Pizza
WOW.
NAAN WITH TOMATO AND CHEESE ON TOP.
SUCH AN HONORED AND RELEVANT DISH.Sicilian Deep Dish > Chicago Deep Dish
>>333917
>liking pineapple AND pickles
Congratulation m8, you have the shittiest taste
Pineapples don't belong in pizza
Pickles don't belong in anything
>>333917
People who like pineappla on pizza deserve to be dragged from their homes and flogged in public.
On average, I like pizza is much better than burgers.
However, the best pizza I've ever had doesn't come close to compare to the piece of Heaven that was my best burger.
What do?
>>333891
>the most successful Nintendo IP of the last two decades
I didn't know this was a Smash Bros thread
>>333868
Genuine italian pizza is shit
Pizza was perfected by americans
Where my /BurgerKings/ at?
>>333913
patrician taste in this thread
>>333926
No.
>>333917
>>333926
How the fuck can ANYONE even enjoy those ingredients
Pineapples are too sweet to belong on a pizza, and the flavor of pineapple overpowers every other flavor on the pizza
Same can be said with pickles. Too sour to go on a burger or sandwich and completely overpowers the other flavors on it
They both completely ruin the flavor of the original dish. They just don't synergize correctly with the other flavors
>>333926
That's calzone shit add some ham and onions and I'd devower that
>>333915
>choose between this whole portion of one food or a fraction of another
no shit you'd choose the burger, but who the fuck would choose a burger over a whole pizza?
>>333923
>>333931
Depends, I'd choose a burger 9 times out of 10 over chain pizza.
>tfw usually eat small meals because my stomach can't handle too much food but can fucking devour a large pizza alone
even my body agrees pizza is the best
>>333907
>>333928
Yes you uncultured faggot.
>>333929Pineapple only works with thick crust and loads of cheese where the sweetness is dumbed down by the slight tartness, letting the juice tickle your innards as a pleasant surprise.
I totally get why people bitch about it with regular Italian-American pizza.
Though the people you go too may just be shitty chefs who dump store bought and sugar saturated garbage. It's like ripe roma tomatoes and thick onions.
I think when you look at chains, you can see that burgers can come in a huge variety of ways while pizza is kinda just shit on dough.
REMOVE PIZZA SHITTERS
BURGERS ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR
Is this a Splatoon thing? Didn't know people still played that.
In any case, pizza is objectively superior.
>>333937burgers, shit on bread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno
no contest
>>333834
Black olives
Anchovies
Capsicum
Mushrooms
Artichoke
Pepperoni
Ham
Cheese
Onion
Optional pineapple
A pizza needs to be fucking loaded. You wouldn't get a burger with just a slice of cheese on it, so don't get a pizza with just pepperoni.
>>333940
*in
Meat lovers always
nothings better than meat on pizza
>>333877
You are okay with lettuce and eggplant and yet you say shit about onion? Watch your back, motherfucker, we're watching you
>>333913
>feta
Why don't you just take a fat ogre shit on the pizza instead. It'll taste better. Ruining spinach with that trash should be punishable by death
>>333839
Olive oil is Jesus in cold pressed form.
Olive is based.
>>333834
I like chicken and basil.
>>333847
as a cheese pizza loving faggot,hes right
A bad pizza can be decent as long as it's fully cooked, but a bad burger is unbearable. At the same time, a great burger can be one of the best things in the world, while a pizza can only be so good.
Help me out here
>>333834
Pepperoni and Mushroom or Pesto and Pineapple.
If Pizza doesn't stomp in popularity, I'll honestly be surprised.
>>333834
Pepperoni and Bacon.
>>333938
shut up, dumb frogposter
>>333950
Judge based on either the taste ceiling, or the taste floor.
Whichever you choose, only you can decide.
>>333942
Heaping condiments onto a good burger is a sin bro.
>>333955
>lettuce is a condiment
>tomato is a condiment
>onion is a condiment
>beetroor is a condiment
>pineapple is a condiment
Do you literally get your burgers with just cheese and tomato sauce?
>>333834
I usually pick chicken + green peppers or onions.
>>333950
Both do different things. They cannot be compared. You don't pick between boots and sandals because while they're both footwear, they have different jobs. Burgers are really good. Pizza is really good. You can't weigh them against each other because they're in different categories. Just have both
>>333956
>Pineapple
>Tomato
>On a burger
Fucking nasty.
>beetroor
What?
>>333956
>no fried egg
>no bacon
Not a true burger. You could also put some relish, or pickle slices, or even jalapeno slices if you like a bit of bite.
pizza get gross after 2 topping and should follow meat+ veggie (beef+tomatoes or onion) but hamburgers are where its at. who /chickensandwhich/ here?
>>333959
Beetroot is an Australian thing and it's fucking delicious
>>333959
>tomato
>nasty
I wish every one of you ass backwards infantile retards would just die. Whenever I hear someone doesn't like tomato I instantly lose all respect for them.
>>333956
>beetroor
holy fuck dude what were you trying to say
>>333824
>shitty pizza can at least be somewhat passable
fuck no dominos tastes like a yellow envelope dipped in grease
>get cold roasted chicken
>sun dried tomatoes
>dill pickles
>be gandalf
As good as those things are, I think we can all agree that a plate of this late at night is better
>>333942
>You wouldn't get a burger with just a slice of cheese on it,
I have, and it was great
>>333963
tomato is fucking disgusting dude, putting tomato on a burger is literally almost as bad as putting pineapple on pizza
>>333959
Tinned beetroot slices. Sweet and with a small almost vinegary tang.
>>333811
Pizza for cultured people, burger if you're murrifat
>>333968
I will never understand how someone could dislike tomato. It's literally the most versatile 'vegetable', used in everything, fucking delicious. How can you survive without eating tomato? Everything contains tomato, it's the basis for all western cooking.
>>333970
>the British splat fest is pizza vs jellied eels
Tough choice
>>333968
I do one thin slices right in the middle. It's a good accent but gross if it's dominating the burger.
![Prod188[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pPckP1S.jpg "Prod188[1].jpg")
>>333964
I made a typo at the end of beetroot.
Do Americans not have beetroot in their country? It's kind of a like a radish, but sweet. You can buy it preserved in cans.
It makes a fucking mess if you're not careful, though. It's like wine, stains everything.
>>333971
i don't hate shit made of tomatoes, but who could like raw ones? they're fucking vomit inducing.
>>333963
Raw tomato is seriously the worst shit on the planet, especially on warm food.
>>333970
>Cultured people
>Pizza is internationally Americanized
You better stop eating non-kettle thin chips and anything with high fructose too.
Actually do the latter anyway.
This is the hardest Splat fest decision I've seen yet.I just got my own Wii-U with Splatoon yesterday, but I'm waiting for my new TV to arrive (I don't own one) so I can't play
>Loved Freschetta five cheese brick oven pizza with pepperonis added on top as a teen
>Mmmmfucking the most delicious pizza ever, even if it is square (honestly square pizzas are even better for eating)
>Don't have a big enough freezer to store fat pizza boxes in, so I haven't been eating them since I got my own place
>Most delivery pizza places give me the shits and tend to be low quality (Little Caesars is my favorite though), but CiCis has great pizza all the time
>Recently picked up eating burgers way more a few years back
>Whataburger burgers, when at their freshest off the grill at approx 10am, with spicy ketchup is like eating out an angel
>Steak'n'Shake garlic burgers are so delicious that I buy three of them every time I go there (which isn't often at all) so I can have two the next day
>In'n'Out double cheese burger is also pretty good, It's probably 3rd or 4th best burger place I've tried
My youthful love of pizza wants to side with the divine glory that is Freschetta five cheese brick oven pizza with pepperonis, but my habit of eating burgers more often now makes me want to say burgers... I can't decide, /v/. Maybe it's best that I can't play Splatoon yet.Yes, I'm American, no, I'm skinny as fuck and need to gain some weight.Marie best girl.
>>333974
>Do Americans not have beetroot in their country?
no, i've never heard of it. doesnt sound bad though.
>>333974
Yes we do have beetroots but they don't go on any meal because no one here is a filthy slav
>>333811
related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNHm4u4Ssr0
>>333974
I only ate beetroot as a salad, never tried it in a burger. I fucking love beetroot and cabbage
>>333978
>People actually still use that shitty edit I made
Oh gosh~
>>333975
>>333976
>PICKLES ARE GROSS!
>SLICED TOMATOES ARE ICKY!
>PINEAPPLES CAN'T WORK!
It's always the same freaking thing, your local sous chef is probably some deadbeat fresh college grad who can't proportion for garbage and the manager is a guy who lets spare toppings out of the fridge for the entire day.
>>333974
We just call them beets
My family loves to pickle eggs with beet juice, and I've heard of people slicing big chunks of beet, grilling them and eating them like a burger between two buns
I'm going Burgers because whenever people get Pizza they expect you eat the whole thing.
Having a small appetite sucks.
![2-Aussie-burger-3-1-of-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fSJV7tA.jpg "2-Aussie-burger-3-1-of-1[1].jpg")
>>333979
It's pretty good. The preserving liquid is kind of sweet and vinegary, but the beetroot taste is fairly unique. It's got a really good texture, too. Don't really know what to compare it to.
I guess it's an Australian thing. This is your typical burger over here, though pineapple isn't as common.
>>333978
>in your same problem.
>Love the fuck out of pizzaeaten white, due to no gallbladder. So no sauce.while at the same time, love those huge, amazing burgers that D&B has, or Denny serves.
>Then realize I literally just got the game on thursday and haven't even done one battle because I still need to buy 20ft of Ethernet cable and an Ethernet Adapter for my Wii U.
>>333811
>last time I got to be the Pirate King
>now I'll get to be the Burger King
Aww yeee son
>>333981
>turkey and tomato sandwiches
>blt
>cherry tomatoes and chicken in a garlic butter sauce on rice
>simple tomato, garlic, and olive oil pasta
>picadillo and rice
>classic Mexican soup of tomato and garlic with fideo
I like my hot dogs with a touch of mayo, touch of ketchup, diced tomato on top, and a thin line of ketchup on top of that
>>333868
You DO know that pizza, as we know it, wasn't made in Italy at all?
Tacos > all
even the onu recognised the tacos as a human patrimony
>>333904
Those are all made of beef. This is MURRICA, son!
>>333993
Fuck no
Burritos are good though, you can have a nice variety of burritos
>>333981
>A cool, crisp, juicy tomato slice with a leaf or two of lettuce is literally the most important part of a burger behind the meat and bun.
you're so wrong dude, the only things that matter are the lettuce, onions, and pickles. tomato literally shouldn't even be a part of it.
>>333996
Tomato on a burger is like ham or sausage on a pizza. It's necessary.
I'm so hungry.
>>333995
Pretty much street food but we do have specific hot dog restaurants and they're served almost everywhere except theme places like Italian or Chinese restaurants
>>333997
burritos are tacos but with different tortilla. its the same
>>333988
wait shit, did you just mean beets? that looks like a beet.
can't say i've ever been too fond of them, and i've never in my life heard of someone putting them on a burger.
>>334002
No. Burritos are tacos in a BIGGER tortilla and wrapped up
I love burgers but I also love Marie.
What should I do?
>>333998
What you're doing right now is saying that mustard isn't a part of a hot dog, that anchovies are not a part of pizza.
I have literally never eaten, or even seen a standard hamburg without tomato. Sure, on the weird, fancy ones you might not have tomato, or even lettuce, instead having some weird shit like avocado and carrot sticks.
But for a REAL hamburger the tomato is one of the vertebrae. Burger is a Russian word that literally translates to "bun, meat, cheese, tomato and lettuce"
>>333993
wrongest post that i've ever seen on this fucking website
>>334003
Yeah, I suppose that's what you call them over there.
>>333997
>tfw bean, chicken, green chilies (or jalapeno), brown rice, garlic, cheese, hot sauce
Best thing ever. I'd add onions and lettuce, but I absolutely hate cutting onions and lettuce is annoying to tug along for eating at work (because heated lettuce is literally ass)
>>333998
This.
>>333999
>ham or sausage on a pizza
>necessary
Holy shit no.
>>333816
wrong actually because if you don't good the patty enough you can get food poisoning easily.
THE DINEH.
HAM-BU-GARS.
HOW IS THIS EVEN A FUCKING DEBATE? BURGERS ARE INFINITELY SUPERIOR
>>333984
Iloveyour edit, anon.
>>333989
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me to buy another ethernet cable, anon.I-is it necessary that I buy an ethernet adapter too for the Wii-U? Or is that just to make your connection more stable online?
>>334011
CHEMICAL ADDITIVES
wheres my real best option at
>>334009
>he eats pizza without meat
Man, yu have just the absolute worst taste I have ever seen.
>>334011
Tell me more about these boo-gars.
>>334015
>A-
>>334015
nice foot
You know what is really good? Turkish pide.
>>334009
Sausage on a Pizza is the best thing.
Though i don;t understand those people who order nothing but Cheese and Pepperoni.
>realize I can't decide this splatfest because I live on burgers and pizza
>>334016
>ruining pizza by putting meat on it
no, anon, it is you with the worst taste
>American
>No Hot Dogs
What is this madness.
>>334021
Proud Pure Cheese or Pepperoni, because a pure Pizza is the greatest gift to Mankind since Fire, and Pepperoni is it's only partner.
>>334023
Just stop posting. Really, just stop.
A-am I the only one who fucking lovesburnedpepperoni?
>>334015
>drinking soda
>>334023
What the fuck do you put on it? Water?
>>334024
A hot dog is a street snack food. A burger or pizza is a full meal.
Hot dog would be put up against something like a sandwich.
>>334028
cheese and potatoes
>>334029
I suppose that makes sense.
>>334026
I love it, too.
>>334026
by burnt do you mean well cooked? because if so, i love well cooked pepperoni
>>333990
>Burger King
This alone is why I'm going to pick burgers
>>333811
hanbaga~
>>333811
no matter which team you pick, you're a 30 year old fat ass virgin who plays games made for children.
>anon's milk comes in a bag
>>334037
>I only play mature games for mature gamers, such as myself
Have fun with that, anon.
>>333834
Bacon and Jalapenos
>>334037
video games as a whole are made for children
>>333834
3 meat special
>>334028
cheese master race, pizza doesn't need anything else
>>334024
>What is this madness.
They put them against marshmallows instead,
>12/4
>not going pizza
>>334013
It's for the best. Remember how shitty Wii's online was with everyone on wifi?
>>333918
Yeah bro, I would be surprised if those are even real Whopper ingredients. You don't use the actual object in food. They use sculpted and dyed mashed potatoes for ice cream ads since it won't melt for example.
>>334043
The real taste in here
>>334043
What aboutsauce?
>>334049
>i forgot about sauce
how could i have been so foolish
>>333871
So they're healthy bugs? I see no problem with that.
Fuck, dicusing food with /v/ can be such a frustrating thing.
The people with the worst and most infantile taste are also the most loud and obnoxious ones.
>>334052
Hello, /ck/. You've got some fun threads.
>>334053
I don't go there, you faggot.
But fuck you guys who shit on tomatoes.
>>334029
Or a marshmallow.
>>334054
I have never had a flavorful tomato ever.
So I still refuse tomatoes.
They're only good as ketchup, marinara or hot salsa.
>>334056
>shitty vegetable
Opinion discarded.
Homemade stuffed crust pizza master race, I cut up those shitty store mozarella sticks and jam them into my dough, they melt really nicely and don't taste like their usual vomit taste when the pizza dough cooks with it. It's been a while since I've done it, but I'm still trying to figure out how to do that deep dish style homemade without a lot of effort.
>>334056
>tomato
>shitty
>tomato
>vegetable
You have to be baiting. Nobody can have taste this bad.
>>334054
you could actually shit on a tomato and it wouldn't make it any more repulsive than it already is
cry more you disgusting faggot
Siding with Germany is the only good choice.
>>334059
Just get a large pie pan, that'd probably be your best bet. And then just layer the pizza in reverse.
>>334054
>who shit on tomatoes.
How else will they grow?
I once had a pizza with seaf urchin on it, I thought it would be nasty as fuck, turned out to be pretty good
>>333811
that's honestly a hard decision for me. Pizza or hamburger.
I DON'T KNOW
