Same shit. 24 or 36 if i get one more phonecall im going to kill someone.
Ash Crimson
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3235038
Overlord Laharl
>>3235038
Aussa
>>3235036
Not really.
>>3235035
Yep...desensitization just happens along the way.
Hanako
>>3235038
Natsuki Subaru
Kurumi
Classy Raven
Origami
Sunset
>>3235038
Kotarou
Perfect Cell
Link
>>3235038
Fujiwara no Mokou
Shiragami
>>3235038
Lurkagaya Hachiman
>>3235026
You sure as hell weren't able to. So stop acting like you're tough.
>>3235022
Well your facts are wrong.
Lovepon
Lord Beerus
Soldier 76
Misato
>>3235059
>Drama
Oh shit, why didn't you say so? I'll be there, nigga.
Tier 1 Operators
>>3235090
it should start around now, they didnt give a specific time
just keep your eyes open
>>3235038
Kurumi
>>3235048
I didn't even take anything, not even a drop~.
>>3235093
>Furious wing flapping
How dare you, how dare you!
>>3235075
I-I am tough! Anybody that went through that would've lost their minds too! Don't act like you know shit about staying sane!
>>3235093
It was bad because I was serious. I'd take you down in an instant.
>>3235099
You should stop that before I cut those things off.
>>3235102
Try it.
Koyomi Araragi
>>3235058
What's the difference then woman.
>>3235035
You could say I too was born into the family business. Though I'm quite a fan of it. You've shown me both a grain of respect and at the same time looked down upon me witch. So I'll take into consideration whether to remember to call you by your name or not. I will however remember it.
>>3235093
In this shit hole of a world I'm certain your not wrong.
would recommend
>>3235093
A-aren't you going to tell me your name?
>>3235110
Yet you want people to remember you here, no? Even if this world is just a 'shit hole'.
>>3235099
O-oh, that's a relief.
...so you are a vampire, right?
>>3235116
write your own HostHelper.
>>3235118
I don't see a reason to that.
>>3235116
WorksOnMyMachine™
>>3235107
You couldn't even if you tried, not even if you tried, human!
>>3235123
Duh~.
Kaze
>>3235107
Uh...okay, hold on a minute...
You're fine with me grabbing you, right? I kind of need to do that in order to kill you.
>>3235110
Well, one's only part machine, the other is not only entirely so, but was also always like that.
>>3235120
Of course. I'll improve this place by turning it into a Netherworld.
The Player
>>3235128
So you're giving me free reign for your name! Awesome! Alright, you look like a.....Hit-chan. See, it's like a play on [hitman], but you're a cute girl so Hit-chan.
Osamu Dazai
What would you do if I followed you?
>>3235125
This is fine too. I wouldn't even mind if someone made a better tool, as long as it saves people's time. It would also mean I'd have less to maintain.
>>3235141
Hm.. whatever. Both are just buckets of nuts and bolts.
>>3235133
And why do you want to make friends? To eat them?
>>3235165
kek
Yukine
>just welded sum gud beads man
>>3235162
Why bother askin' the difference if you don't care?
>>3235165
No deal.
>>3235174
Anal beads?
>>3235174
>beans
I'm glad you can enjoy them
>>3235174
>Yukine is being groomed for a life of manual labor
This pleases me.
>>3235174
VEH DEH VEH
>>3235138
You are allowed to do that with the intention of taking me down.
>>3235142
That sounds like something a delusional person would say.
>>3235151
Most people use nicknames to address me, but I won't allow you to do it like this. Call me Sarah or I will kill you.
>>3235125
die
>>3235132
as usual
>>3235188
>almost everyone is a ghost
>>3235183
>implying welding is all the hard
>implying welders don't make a killing
>>3235191
But thats a cute spooky skeleton
>>3235110
I should be so lucky. We do share that in common, though: we both like what we do.
>>3235058
Even do, there are some nuggets of not-bad-ness to indulge in every once in a while. The trick is knowing how to look out for those.
>>3235169
Why not, why not~?
>>3235185
>he quickly grabs Sarah-tan's sides, picks her up, and slams her onto the ground
>>3235188
It's even better when I can't see my own face. Please continue.
>>3235174
>welding beads
what?
>>3235202
Because you don't eat them!
>>3235185
I can call you Sarah. Or I can call you Hit-chan because you didn't take me seriously when I asked for your name.
>>3235188
What?! I'm invisible? How am I supposed to charm the ladies if they can't even see my face?!
>tfw just blacked out because the weather here is literally killing me
Apart from keep drinking water, anything else i should do?
>>3235195
only deep sea welders. rest of welders earn jack shit.
>>3235215
Put a burka on.
>>3235215
Stay inside nigga
>>3235175
Obviously to learn the difference you fool. I don't care which he is though. If he decides he wants to forfeit whatever he considers his life he can go right ahead.
>>3235185
I'm not delusional girl.
>>3235200
Sarcasm is unbecoming.
>>3235188
I'm with the geomancer again.
>>3235215
>Nap? Eat a few snacks.
>>3235215
Ascend to godhood
>>3235223
>burka
>>3235220
Hoo, boy, here we go.
>>3235226
Why am I even botherin' with you....
>>3235195
Of course it's not hard, Yukine can do it.
They make a killing compared to schoolteachers.
>>3235180
No, copper wire feed, you anus
>>3235182
>beans
>>3235183
>implying welding is manuel labor
>>3235184
wud?
>>3235210
A bead is the term for the melted weld metal that hardens to form the weld
>>3235220
If you know how to tig weld you can easily make 20-25 an hour. It's not millionaire money, but it's pretty gud.
>>3235206
W-Wait a second!
>
...
>>3235212
If you do that, I will be forced to eliminate you.
>>3235220
These things are too loud and don't fit my strategy at all.
>>3235215
Move out of whatever shithole region you're from
>>3235220
I also don't have an arm.
I don't care about your stupid Hungry Games, I want pictures of Spider-Man!
>>3235235
Because I'm such a great overlord and your stuck as my partner in these games!
>>3235226
Your personality, looks and body language say otherwise.
>>3235210
I only need a little, just a little~. I don't even need to eat that often, anyways.
>>3235220
And that's just the times I didn't feel like fighting fairly~.
>>3235215
die.
>>3235243
shit money unless deep sea welding as its dangerous.
>>3235220
I'm gonna eat so god damn much. It's gonna be great.
>>3235248
>This is a bad idea Kotarou, don't do i-
Hit....chan~
>>3235262
>not wanting your own religion
>>3235248
Heh, pretty good, eh? That's from all the exercising I've done while being a shut-in.
>>3235241
Oh, that's fine then.
>>3235268
Will that turn them into a vampire? How much is just a little?
I am home from bali.
And fuck you guys who wishes bad things to me.
>>3235269
B-But I don't know which ones are poisonous and which ones aren't.
>>3235282
Put bad out, get bad in. That's the way of life.
>>3235283
oldschool
>>3235282
How many mudslimes tried to allahu ahkbar you?
>>3235260
Despite how desperately I wanted 'ta swap out...I think I'll just pretend ya don't exist.
>>3235200
Honestly, I generally view this place as a positive experience, overall.
>>3235282
Do they poo in the loo over there?
>>3235269
Looks like vampires are not so great after all.
>>3235270
I hope you have a grave prepared.
>>3235273
...
>
>she just lies down not moving at all
>>3235278
Only if I really want to, but it'd still need to be a dangerous amount~. And really only a few drops or so, sometimes a bit more.
>>3235269
>>3235308
And after I spared you, you're just mean, you're just mean!
>>3235261
These clothes are very comfortable woman. As for my personality and body language I'm the overlord of countless Netherworlds. I've grown relaxed that no one will beat me unless I restrict myself.
>>3235294
Hm.. you brat.
>>3235283
Oh hey I remember making that
>>3235278
What's the problem?
>>3235313
And? What if it was mean?
>>3235293
It's Bali nignog. 80% of its populace are Hindu.
>>3235287
What? Are you high on weed again? Or is it the alcohol talking.
>>3235304
I am speechless over this. But no. They don't.
>>3235315
At least those two will be useful, unlike Subaru.
>>3235324
>Oh hey I remember making that
So do I.
You animated it, right?
>>3235308
You can stop faking it, Sarah-tan. Praise me for how strong I am instead.
>>3235315
Don't worry SMT, I'll protect you from all the other tributes!
>>3235308
I don't plan on dying today Hit-chan.
>>3235315
I mean....I don't want to be that guy but, can you even see well with that hairstyle?
>>3235282
Welcome back faggot
>>3235313
...
what do I get in return?
>>3235331
Did you poo in the loo?
>>3235331
And ~ 8% of France is a sandnigger. Didn't stop them now, did it?
>>3235339
>gets up while shaking
I will just go h-home now.
>>3235226
I beg to differ. Sarcasm takes a good head on one's shoulders to employ properly. I can appreciate that in people.
>>3235294
I'll wait until it's all over. Counting your chickens, and such.
>>3235337
yee
I saw it and thought of it as a challenge
>>3235331
I've done neither of those things...except I drank once, but that wasn't my fault.
>>3235341
B-But I had chips with me...
>>3235329
I'll destroy you next time, I'll destroy you!
>>3235346
The satisfaction of helping out~? Or maybe even becoming a vampire, yours.
I didn't even draw blood, not even a little~.
>>3235341
Do you know your place yet Hit-chan?
>>3235359
Oh, thanks dude!
>>3235351
Wait, you're not actually hurt, are you!? Let me kiss your wounds to make them better! That little trick always worked for me when I was a kid!
>>3235353
Well, I've enjoyed most of the people here, and my magical prowess has sorta gone through the roof.
>>3235321
Tough, I aint here 'ta please you.
>>3235343
......
>throws you out of the window
>>3235350
No allahu akbars. Not this year I guess. Bali got Allahu Akbared probably a decade ago.
>>3235355
Well in that case...
>kicks you in the gut
What did you do with the old subaru!
Answer me!
Filthy aliens!
>>3235353
I guess the proper use of it can be entertaining sometimes.
>>3235381
Thats what you think woman.
>>3235356
I don't wanna become a vampire though.
If you just want to make friends, then I miiight let you have a little, but only if it won't be any bad for me.
oh boy arena event.
>>3235282
Welcome back, slut.
>>3235372
Leave me alone. I thought you wouldn't do it.
...
I'm leaving.
>>3235388
Who the hell is "Classy Raven"? Do you know Kitty-kun? Wait, I already know a Kitty-kun. How about just Kit-kun?
>>3235411
>FUCK
>>3235398
Why doesn't anyone like vampirism?
>>3235398
>tfw no vampire trappy
>>3235400
>■■■■□■□■■■■■■□■■■□■■■■■□■■■■
>>Translating
>Throws you out of the window
>>3235411
.....
So... you have your manhood attached to your stomach....
I pity your loss...
>>3235427
Luv u fag.
>>3235421
Being a vampire is only useful for halloween, but then I can just dress up for one. Other than that you have to go around and look for blood, like you do.
>>3235422
>
>>3235427
I have two manhoods.
>>3235444
>kicks your other one
>>3235435
>>3235381
I'm not saying that nothing good can happen. I'm just saying it's best to wait until the end to take a full account.
>>3235394
Trust me, the best part is when you sail one post somebody's head and they don't realize it.
>>3235391
Asshole I was going to make cake and shit
>>3235437
I really don't even need it often at all. almost never, even. I haven't even had any in years.
>>3235444
>chops the manhood that is attached on his stomach
Oops.
skipped slides. nothing happens and im getting another phonecall. i will finish this then call back then ill go again until someone better takes over.
>>3235458
Honestly, with the way things are, I'm not even sure there's gonna BE an end any time soon.
>>3235450
>>3235474
>the impact sends shock waves of pain all throughout his body
Wh-why can't you people leave me alone?! There's nothing fun or entertaining about hurting another human being!
you did it.
>>3235473
And you still want mine?
If it's really not that much and it won't do anything to me or hurt, then you can have a little...
>>3235493
Congrats, Raven! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3235493
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>3235491
it must be entertaining if Hit-chan keeps doing it
>>3235458
>>3235500
Definitely. You may not be that bad Raven.
>>3235509
Thank you for the game again.
>>3235493
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>3235493
Congratulations, classy goth!
>>3235500
Thank you for the numerous games, host!
>>3235500
>36th
will go again in a few minutes when i finish another phonecall. circlejerk shitpost or erp idc just keep yourself busy.
>>3235503
Hmmm, nah, nah~. I'm good.
TAKES GUTS TO WEAR THAT
>>3235515
Man I would do Flonne up the butt so hard.
>>3235524
Can I ERP with you?
>>3235511
So her name is Hit-chan! I knew it!
>>3235493
Huh, how about that. Adequately done, myself and host.
Thank you all for getting out of the way.
>>3235500
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>3235437
>Vampire trappy will never overpower you into being his slave
>>3235471
Save it for tomorrow.
I need to rest after my journey back home.
>>3235491
That should do it for now.
I'll be going to sleep first.
>>3235433
>K. No u Araragi
>mfw I ate Cheesy Enchiladas...
>>3235511
He's a masochist. Of course he enjoys it.
>>3235527
phew.
>>3235552
Go make me a sandwhich.
>>3235511
Just because she's a sadist doesn't mean you have to be one!
>>3235544
Actually, it's Sarah-tan, or SMT.
>>3235530
I'll destroy you!
>>3235554
You just got here. Going to sleep won't do much for your glorious comeback.
>>3235559
She said she was going to kill me if I called her Hit-chan. She didn't exactly kill me though. So is it morally ok to call her Hit-chan? I'm confused.
>>3235558
It's more fun if they don't expect it~.
>>3235554
Fuck wrong image.
>>3235554
Then go to sleep, baka
>>3235579
But then you don't have consent. You need consent!
>>3235575
Oh, she'll kill you. She has killed me three...four times now? It's not something you want to experience.
>>3235038
I'm sorry I'm ignorant, but what the shit are these "36 or 24" threads about?
>>3235599
sudo make me a sandwhich
>>3235581
sure it was
>>3235564
Not as hard as I'd destroy that angelic ass.
Hook a nigga up, bro.
>>3235609
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames
>>3235595
Not necessarily.
>>3235574
Why should I make more than this? Should I bother Sarah-san to make it more grand?
Sigh. I am not bothered with bullets or lacerations right now...
>>3235594
I am!
>>3235614
It is. I am just tired. Fuck you guys.
![tumblr_mlpj2z8QR91r206k2o1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/tHdcr3T.gif "tumblr_mlpj2z8QR91r206k2o1_250[1].gif")
>>3235621
Never!
>>3235601
I'm not gonna let her kill me man. Believe it or not I'm pretty proficient in a fight. I just don't fight too much anymore.
>>3235626
When do you not?
>>3235610
sudo?
>>3235609
Welcome to shitposter HQ. Please sign in at the front desk.
>>3235641
They could've given you permission in advance.
>>3235634
Come on, man, don't be a dick be a dude.
She got a boyfriend?
>>3235627
Bothering her is my job. I like to think I'm pretty good at pissing her off by now, but you're more than welcome to watch me as I work on her nerves. Maybe one day you'll be better at it than me.
>>3235637
You don't look very strong, but I'll take your word for it. Know that she's not one to mess with though. She's cold-hearted.
