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Johnny Bravo
Vic Viper
The Player
Shrugging Anime girl
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>3234507
Kotarou
Koyomi Araragi
>>3234507
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>3234507
Aussa
>>3234507
Overlord Laharl
Kuroyukihime
Corrin
Lovepon
Ash Crimson
Link
>>3234507
Natsuki Subaru
>>3234500
Jeez Hachiman, how can I expect others to care for me if I don't care for them? Isn't that needed for friends and relationships?
>>3234501
S.M.T.
Lord Beerus
Classy Raven
He Hate Me
>>3234507
Kurumi
>>3234512
Is it really?
I don't have that much money anyways, so I don't think it would really matter. Maybe I should start working a third job?
>>3234544
That's implying that you need friends and relationships. All of the "friends" I've ever had have never once helped me in the long-run.
Mai Minakami
O'aka XXIII
>>3234507
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3234513
Whatever woman! Just help me do it. It's easier to raise the castle in Lava then it is to just pull it up out of the ground itself.
>>3234501
That's good. You could probably scare a child off with a face like that!
Doom Guy
Kagari Akko
>>3234491
Because he doesn't mind the sun. That, and he had a chance to chomp on the big guy, but didn't.
>>3234493
Am I supposed to be impressed? You look like you need to destroy a plate of food instead of a planet.
>>3234513
Only at times?
>>3234573
Maybe that's because you never helped them. You only get what you put out, you know, Expecting something from nothing is a horrible way to go throughout life.
Post Filler Folders
>>3234544
...
What?
>>3234573
It is, but I thought that was common knowledge.
Clawdia
K I cant even click on an image anymore or a tab or anything at all. hosthelper has now ruined my PC, if i click bottom or update it opens a new page and i cant scroll anymore.
>>3234580
And I should becaaause...?
>>3234586
Well, I mean, the "resurrection" thing is pretty handy, ya gotta admit.
>>3234586
Maybe he's a half-vampire, they can walk in the sun without a problem.
>>3234601
git gud i guess
>>3234591
Sarah Maji Tenshi!
>>3234601
>chuckles in awawawa
Just as planned..
>>3234586
What's with all you humans and thinking I need to eat. I eat plenty! I've just got a demons metabolism to keep me from getting fat.
>>3234602
You want me out of your hair right. Obviously if I can raise my castle I'll have a reason to leave you miserable wretches alone longer.
>>3234540
>>3234531
This place is a goldmine for meeting hot mommas!
>>3234601
Did you try turning it off and turning it back on? I'm a computer expert anon you can trust me.
>>3234635
I want to mama your mamas
>>3234580
I already did on my way here. It was an experience.
>>3234609
...
I
...
I already told you to shut up, so just do that.
>>3234635
This is without a doubt the worst place to start looking for a spouse, stranger.
>>3234645
Sarah-tan, my true angel!
i did it. hosthelper works like promised. when do i donate so i can pay for it to break my pc?
>>3234588
No, I was a good friend, a great friend even. I did everything for everyone. Even for the people that I hated or had wrong me. In fact, I still do that to this very day. I still haven't gotten a single thing out of it, nor do I expect to, and you shouldn't either.
>>3234591
You're not very good at cheering people up, you know that? Can't you just be overly nice and talk about how great I am?
>>3234621
Even if I could manage that-which is a very precise mix'a Earth and Fire magic-it's not like it'd be an immediate thing.
>>3234635
>>3234652
Some people, I swear. I don't even look like a mom, do I?
>>3234665
Oh, Ra damn it.
>Loud engines roaring, guns going off, and men screaming could be heard off in the distance.
>>3234665
Oh shit, my district partner has a gun. Well....uh....good luck! Alsopleasedon'tshootmeIdon'twanttodie.
>>3234645
Good. Your helping me out then woman. Demons run on fear energy. If your scaring little kids like then I'm good to keep going.
>>3234665
Hmhmmhm HAHAHAHAHA! I'm with the geomancer woman.
>>3234670
I don't need you to pull it up precisely.. I just need you to help me locate one large enough to raise my entire castle up.
>>3234665
I want a different teammate
>>3234665
Looks pretty good, host. I'm ready whenever you are.
>>3234669
I don't expect anything, but I continue to do it because it makes me feel good, and you should do the same!
>>3234665
>>3234664
If you don't shut up, I will kill you in a way you won't revive.
>>3234665
Looks good.
>>3234669
...
How am I supposed to talk about a nonexistent topic?
>>3234685
I don't have any intentions to do that.
>>3234678
But the games haven't even started yet.
>>3234665
Y'know what? Just...give my spot to my fellow mage-in-trainin'.
>>3234531
>>3234583
>>3234685
Well, findin' it's another matter entirely, then.
>>3234640
Um... what?
>>3234652
Rule #1 No place ain't a bad place to pick up chicks, except a funeral...
>>3234665
Looks good, but not as good as me!
>>3234670
You're a mother? Listen now Johnny ain't willing to settle down yet... He's still gotta travel the world and meet hot babes.
i hate brantsteele
>>3234602
One of the few redeeming qualities, yes...even so, it's almost undone by some people.
>>3234603
Or maybe I need to put another arrow in your skull.
>>3234621
Too bad you don't have a bit of both, as I do. It could be a good look for you.
>>3234693
Y-You wouldn't dare! If you actually killed me, you'd be the ultimate antagonist!
>>3234703
I'm not really good at using these yet.
YEAAAA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Begins to play the guitar as the pack of cars begin to chase after the one in the front.
>>3234703
My mace... where'd my mace go...?
![tumblr_mlpj2z8QR91r206k2o1_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FFXD7jN.gif "tumblr_mlpj2z8QR91r206k2o1_250[1].gif")
>>3234693
If you keep scaring kids without meaning to then you've no choice woman!
>>3234696
Hm. It can't be that hard. Every step in the netherworld there was a magma chamber somewhere below you.
>>3234703
These filth restrictions I swear!
>>3234709
WITNESS ME
>>3234703
I'm gonna get so much shit. I bet everyone leaves behind stuff. THERE'S NOTHING HERE!
>>3234703
This team is inefficient, so let's just split up.
>>3234708
I could live with that.
>>3234709
I've already seen that movie.
>>3234716
I guess I will just have to practice then.
>>3234707
What's that suppose to mean woman!
>>3234699
Hey, you're the one who called me that....
>>3234703
Welp. At least he's out.
>>3234707
I suppose you grow used 'ta the drawbacks when you've been living in it for a while.
>>3234678
>>3234709
...I don't think I wanna know.
>>3234716
Does this look like the "Netherworld" 'ta you?
>>3234726
>>3234726
Finally some food.
...
>>3234726
You know what they say. Poison them before they can shoot you~
>>3234726
Let's go fine that fish, babe!
>>3234734
That was more an expression...
>>3234721
WITNESS!!!!!!!!!
>>3234732
THIS IS NOT A MOVIE!!! THIS IS WAR!!!
>>3234734
GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!
>Doof Warrior continues playing the guitar as the truck heads towards the male.
>>3234742
I was supposed to be immune to that kind of stuff.
>>3234726
Those were some cool fireworks, weren't they?
>>3234732
But who'd be your meat shield if I died? Those things aren't cheap, you know.
>>3234737
>>3234738
>>3234703
>>3234732
Like I need stuff anyways.
>>3234726
He's not worth chasing.
>>3234709
Is that one of those warlords or something?
>>3234689
That's probably the most retarded thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth. Those types of values are the bane of our society. If everyone worried more about themselves and less about others, the world would be a much better place.
>>3234693
I talk about nonexistent topics all the time to make others feel better. I told my teacher that she would eventually find someone to marry even though she'll most likely die alone, I told my sister that she'll surely make it into the college that she's aiming for, even though I know she won't. People do it all the time, what's wrong with it exactly?
>>3234726
M-my eyes aren't *that* creepy, are they...?
>>3234734
Not yet! It will be in time though.
>>3234732
Then you'd just be doing a good thing woman. It's win-win for any party at that point.
>>3234753
I'm pretty good at hiding poison. Master chef Kotarou can disguise any scent or taste with a simple dash of spices.
>>3234709
Hold your horses, woman! We're not even at this point in civilization yet!
>>3234766
>>3234734
I'm the man of your dream, but enough about me, let's talk about me...
>>3234766
>>3234749
...Terminology is weird.
>>3234751
>Awkwardly does so
This place, sometimes....
>>3234770
Is that a threat?
>>3234766
>>3234767
Shhh, let's not get too emotional here. I think you need to sleep on the idea of being a good guy.
>>3234782
It's an inevitable fact of me being here woman! As fear energy begins to corrupt this place it'll corrupt your souls and turn you all into demons as well!
>>3234792
I don't see why there would be.
>>3234755
From the fact that you were running around for homecoming dates before me, and you considered Eruna, would imply that you are indeed 'cheap'.
>>3234761
And nobody needs you or your assistance, so with this decision all of us won.
>>3234767
It's just a pathetic way to run away from reality. Live in reality or die with your delusions.
>>3234770
For who?
>>3234774
No, you don't understand. My father poisoned every meal that I ate at home up to this point.
>>3234789
No. I'm almost enjoying my anger. Let me continue rambling you cunt.
>>3234792
Listen, Crow, we're too far apart on the generational scale to be lovers, but I'll protect you like brother bear!
>>3234737
Sayonara, watshi.
>>3234792
I'm not even mad this time.
>>3234795
...Fought demons before. Not impressed. Familiar ate them. Not interested in helpin'.
>>3234808
What's a deputy?
>>3234802
I dunno, vampires can be pretty helpful~.
>>3234802
.....oh my god. Your father sounds like a huge piece of shit.
>>3234808
He....he was such a good person....
>>3234808
Oops...
Sorry ,Crow, I thought that was a regular comb...
>>3234802
Don't tell me you wouldn't do the same thing if you were a male. Taking a lesbian to homecoming would have been pretty damn hard to do, but I wanted to see if I had what it takes.
>>3234803
There's no reason to call me cunt.
>>3234808
I would have came back anyways. You know, respawning and whatnot.
>>3234802
Well of course if you changed your ways to stop scaring everyone on accident then everyone but me wins, but if you fail and keep generating fear energy for me I win.
REGARDLESS! I'm somehow winning here!
>>3234809
There are many kinds of demons woman. Besides this place becoming a Netherworld wouldn't be to bad. Crimes would go completely unpunished, and people won't age in the slightest for thousands of years.
I heard biting someone is the best way to gain their friendship
>>3234831
contract hiv first
>>3234831
>bite-u
>>3234831
>bites on the anon
Are we friends?
>>3234827
I happen 'ta have a sense of morals, myself, and living for thousands of years aint somethin' out of the norm around here.
You don't even look as scary as the Archfiends.
>>3234829
>>3234834
This song describes us perfectly babe.
>>3234733
Genes. Not the kind you wear.
>>3234734
It takes time. A lot of it...
>>3234822
Crow? *sigh* Do me a favor. Stop talking.
>>3234831
so that's what Shinobu was doing
>>3234819
Something that can't even step out to the sunlight is useless in most of the situations.
>>3234820
He is one- Don't call my father that!
>>3234824
...
That is just pathetic.
>>3234827
It has nothing to do with you. I wanted to try and change that for quite some time.
>>3234831
That sounds idiotic.
>>3234829
No way! I'm too pretty to die!
>>3234834
Weird....
>>3234849
Sure, I've got better things to do anyway...
>>3234853
Only newborn vampires are that effected by the sun. Does it look like I'm in the shade right now~? Even running water doesn't bother me.
>>3234834
Oops, too loud~.
>>3234831
There's an idea! Lemme try, lemme try!
>Bites poster below
I heard that kissing your enemies will grant you immortality.
>>3234843
I'm sure you've heard looks can be deceiving woman.
>>3234849
I know what genes are, I'm not stupid. So your telling me your a half demon woman.
>>3234853
What more can you expect from shut-in that fails in every aspect of life?
>>3234855
Listen little girl, I ain't no murderer...
>>3234862
AHHH! Why would you do that!
>>3234802
Shh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh.
Hush now, Hitman-chan. I was just about to get to the really cool part of my spiel. Now where was I... fuck, you made me lose my footing. Good job, dumbfuck.
>>3234824
I'll call you whatever I want. More importantly, name calling is one of the most effective ways to get somebody to listen to what you have to say.
>>3234863
So that's how Mokou got immortal
>>3234831
Don't fall for the vampires' tricks.
>>3234853
But I'm just giving you more incentives! So I'm part of the forces changing you as well.
>>3234853
What kind of asshole father poisons their daughter? I mean I'm familiar with asshole parents. But yours goes over the line!
>>3234862
Wait, oh my god THERE WASN'T ANY STAIRS! THAT SIGN LIE-
>>3234861
keep saliva to self. thanks.
>>3234862
How can I bite a slide?
>Tries biting poster below again
>>3234601
I once had this problem too, but hosthelper wasn't even running.
I guess it's just something Firefox sometimes does, and Hosthelper's fast inputs might trigger this more often than usual.
>>3234877
>>3234863
Hot.
>>3234877
>mfw Mokou is kissing her enemy, Ocelot, to stay immortal
I heard dying is the main cause of death
>>3234884
>>3234888
>>3234854
Death doesn't spare anybody. Even those who look like...you.
>>3234864
Now you're getting it. Maybe you weren't born on the shallow end of the gene pool, after all.
>>3234849
I guess half a year is plenty of time.
>>3234864
Yeah, but typically with Fiends, the intimidating appearance is somethin' that's generally-favored.
>>3234888
weird. i had to reboot a few processes to get it working but seems to work now
>>3234861
I don't really care about your kind, but I noted that information.
>>3234866
...
You didn't fail at one thing.
>>3234876
I'm sure that it's you who is the dumb one out of the two of us.
>>3234879
And? I myself want to change that too, so it's not a problem.
>>3234880
In small doses it can force your body to build up immunity slowly.
>>3234876
I'm not going to listen to some bigot that can't even make friends. You're wasting your time trying to sound deep and complex.
>>3234910
>>3234910
>slowly takes away those hot glasses
>>3234888
>Chomp
>>3234911
Why not care? Vampires are great, they're great~!
>>3234898
What's the difference between real Mokou and Chinese knockoff Mokou?
>>3234919
>>3234911
Breathing? It's kind of hard to not fail at breathing. Even if I did I'd still get brought back to life.
>>3234923
You don't seem to be that great.
>>3234927
...
At being an idiot, by the looks of it.
>>3234924
One has a face
>>3234936
kys noface
>>3234902
I'm a Prince! The only son of King Krichevskoy and rightful heir to the throne! My mother was a human witch as well.
If you dare speak ill of either of their genes again I'll burn the darkest terrors of all the Netherworlds deeper into your skull woman.
>>3234903
Yet with demons would don't always seek to destroy whatever is in front of them and plan to actually rule something you need a more.. dignified you could say, appearance.
>>3234911
Then we're mutually good to be around each other woman.
>>3234923
Ah! What are you doing!?
>>3234900
What?
>>3234929
Just look at my wings~. Aren't they great?
>>3234933
...I was lazy.
>>3234911
Why would you need to be immune to poison?
had to recap last slide embedded file and i didnt want to go into paint. too much effort.
>>3234935
Stop telling me things I already know! I don't wanna hear it more then four times a day!
>>3234948
Oldest trick in the book is still good
>>3234942
I don't think I'm very interested, anyhow.
>>3234949
Congrats, Mokou! An' thanks for havin' us.
>>3234949
>>3234952
At least the woman who beat me that round won as well.
A good game regardless of my.. completely early exit.
>>3234949
Congrats and thanks for hosting!
>>3234952
I'll never forget you Shrugging Anime girl. May we meet again in another life.
>>3234942
That sounds like a weak excuse to be around me.
>>3234945
No. There is nothing great about them.
>>3234946
It's something that a [hitman] needs.
>>3234949
Thank you for hosting.
>>3234953
I will tell it to you as many times as I please!
>>3234911
I'll have you know that I have an IQ of over 140, and I'm quite proud of it. You should be bowing down to me if anything.
>>3234913
That's because I am deep and complex. Not only am I smarter than you, I'm better looking too. Grow up a bit more, and maybe then I will bestow upon you more of my knowledge about the world.
>>3234949
>>3234952
Congratulations Mokou. Maybe I would have won instead if I were immortal.
Thank you for the game, host.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10387186
will go again in a few minutes. circlejerk or shitpost and wait while i answer a call.
>>3234955
So what will it be woman. The cyborg recommended you for this job and he spoke highly of you. Are you going to just trash his name and drag it through the mud?
>>3234961
I don't need excuses to be around people. They should be begging me for an ounce of my attention as Overlord!
>>3234962
Your IQ is meaningless if you don't use it to anything meaningless.
>>3234961
WHAT?! YOU'RE A [hitman]? THAT'S AWESOME! BUT I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
>>3234967
You're a true hero~
>>3234903
You'd think that...prepare to be surprised.
>>3234942
I'm sure your parents are proud of who you've become. I'd suggest not playing with fire, though. If it's mind games you want to play, you're badly outmatched.
McCree is the most balanced hero in the game. If you can't kill McCree just fucking uninstall the game.
>>3234967
>>3234961
You know what, I'll kill YOU if you keep calling me that! How about that, Sarah-tan? Try me and you'll end up dead in the water.
>>3234962
I'm pretty sure I'm older and more grown up than you. I've witnessed things you wouldn't even be able to handle.
>>3234966
>wanting the sourcecode for a hotkey script
>>3234970
I don't even know who you mean by "cyborg", and it doesn't matter too much if I'm qualified if I'm not willin' 'ta.
>>3234973
You never stop bein' surprised, really. I mean more in general.
>>3234961
Aw, but they're so big and dramatic!
>>3234943
The person said you can make friends by biting them.
>>3234973
I'm certain that both my parents are proud of a few of the things I've done. I won't deny either, I'd rather solve my problems with my sword and fist than use my magic.
So woman why did you choose to become a witch?
>>3234985
Blue hair. Not afraid to be taken apart. Always trying to hug me!
>>3234966
>>3234981
So that you can check if it contains any virus or harmful activity.
You could skip over the 800 lines or so and see if there's anything suspicious, and then have a peace of mind.
But yeah, I doubt anyone would actually fork it.
>>3234975
uhhmmm, okay
>>3234970
They should, but nobody is doing it. That implies that your claim is too big for your own good.
>>3234972
I don't care if you believe it or not. It's not my problem.
>>3234978
...
>lets out a small chuckle
Finally one of your jokes turned out to be funny.
>>3234991
Not really. It looks like an accessory for a cosplay.
>>3234993
I doubt anyone here can read actual code to check for that Aikawa
>>3234978
I don't doubt that at all, I'm just saying that I would be able to handle the situations you've been in better. Anyone could have handled them better than you actually, I just would have been able to handle them the best. I'm not being mean, it's just the truth of it. Facts are facts, no matter what you do or say.
>>3234971
Th-that has nothing to do with anything. You're just trying to throw me off-topic...
>>3234975
ITS
Friendly reminder that DMG is about to invade erp with /d/ tier stuff
>>3235007
I know, but if there is at least one person that can read it, that person could confirm it for everyone else.
And I have been asked at least two times to provide the source code already, so there seems to be at least someone who has a use for it.
>>3234992
...Kaito? He's a robot.
>>3235010
I just stated a simple fact.
>>3234975
>>3235004
Fair enough, someone so open about being a [hitman] wouldn't actually be a [hitman] anyway. But I should probably introduce myself. I'm Tennouji Kotarou, it's nice to meet you.
>>3235004
This isn't a joke! Come closer and I'll cut-
Wait, I didn't know you could laugh. Is this a new feature or something?
>>3235010
I don't think you could've handled getting tortured over and over and over and over...
>>3235004
What??
>>3235018
if you want to share it, do it
>>3234971
meaningful*
>>3235018
It's a troll, you dummy.
>>3234985
Really, it's best to just not think about it. This is one of those instances where ignorance is bliss.
>>3234992
*tersely* Raven will do, as opposed to "woman".
Anyway...you might say I was born into that part of the family business.
>>3235004
I have only just awoken from my previously year long nap a few days ago woman. I'm certain that many have forgotten my claim to the title.
>>3235019
Robot. Cyborg. Same difference!
>>3235017
Uhh, who gives a fuck?
>>3234991
Am I going to turn into a vampire now?
I won't, right?
>>3234751
that's you isn't it gogog?
