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>Parry and riposte
>>3149541
>The Jedi smiles
No. I used to be a general in the Clone War, but after a betrayal from within, the Repiblic which the Jedi fought for fell.
Now, the Jedi are all but extinct. The few of us who have survived now hide on different planets. We can only wait for the fall of this new Galactic Empire, now.
>>3149557
I...see...that must not be easy.
Hm...and have you had no chance of explaining who you are to her?
>>3149582
Glenword? Sounds like a place in Scotland or Wales.
>>3149603
This is not Portugal, knight.
>>3149591
So, in other words, you'd rather have someone else do your job for you, and keep calling yourself a hero.
You don't know the first thing about what it takes to be a hero.
Fucking trash. Don't throw that word around lightly.
>>3149616
Sure it's cold on here.
>>3149622
>Do you want to pick him up again? I can give you the folder i have.
>>3149520
I think Aussa likes me enough to have a reason to not break me, but Ms. Patchouli, she said she wouldn't without a good reason, but still...
>>3149522
What exactly is the war for? Is it a power struggle? Because it can't possibly be for overpopulation and lack of resources if the size of the war is that large...
>>3149557
A handy device that let's me locate him wherever he goes.
>>3149582
The thing that makes your cell phone work.
>>3149586
Okay?
>>3149591
if you say so, Jaime.
>>3149577
This is why your second best girl.
>>3149644
No thank you. I have other avatars I use. Thanks for asking
>>3149640
I have a life...plus there are plenty of other Heroes, hell, I'm a part of a couple teams...
>>3149649
...Wait, hold up, how the hell did you know my name?
...Did some guy in a shitty red mask tell you?
>>3149661
>Fair enough.
>>3149652
Why I would even want a cake coming from a weakling like you?
>>3149658
Second?! Who's in first place?!
>>3149586
What a strange place... I kinda want to know why that happens, but I didn't really see anything strange when I investigated besides some strangely dressed people.
>>3149639
I'm afraid I don't know what either of those places are..
>>3149649
Cell phone? I'm sorry, I don't know what that is either. This problem comes up a lot when I meet people from different worlds.
>>3149649
Feeling cocky? I guess it's only natural being a star student.
>>3149673
Some secrets are best uncovered, and there's always going to be people that want to keep those secrets covered.
NGW?
>>3149664
There's little I don't know.
>>3149673
A cell phone is a device that let's you contact people over long distances.
>>3149683
I don't recognize you, knew teacher?
>>3149582
>>3149673
I didn't. A...friend, a very powerful magician opened a portal that was designed only to work for me.
>>3149573
Please don't, sir.
>>3149603
I'm afraid I've not heard of such a place, sir knight.
>>3149626
>>3149638
I told her I was her gatekeeper, and we were like family. She responded with "I have no family".
>>3149648
They'd certainly be scary when angered....
>>3149649
Oh. How convenient.
>>3149689
...That's all you know about me, right?
>>3149664
Get the fuck away from me, and take your stupid pajamas with you.
Taking something like saving lives so lightly.. It makes me sick.
>>3149689
Yeah we'll say I'm a newcomer, but I think I have a clear understanding on what happens around here.
>>3149612
>>3149636
Oh! While I accept the affection, that does not answer my question.
>>3149639
>>3149690
Well, I must be losing my head then. What is this place, pray tell?
Why does it always take so long for someone to host?
36 or 48?
>>3149698
Dios Mio, What crawled up your ass and died a horrible, horrible death...
>>3149707
because you aren't hosting
Please host
>Filename related
>>3149690
It would be terrible if that wasn't the case.
>>3149696
I also know your last name.
>>3149701
What do you teach?
>>3149708
36.
>>3149708
48 if you want to avoid bumping
>>3149708
Whatever gets the job done.
>>3149670
Me of course!
>>3149717
What do you want to know?
>>3149717
...Reyes? Well, yeah, since you knew my first name, I'd imagine you'd know my last name.
>>3149708
Do a 24 just to piss everyone off.
>>3149702
This place is called "the arena", by most, sir.
>>3149708
36 seems apt.
>>3149717
Still...why the concern over them?
>>3149716
I'm on mobile coming home from the last prince themed Saints game
>>3149683
I wonder who's behind making this place then...
>>3149689
That sounds really handy! I wonder how I could get one of those...
>>3149690
Really? Who are they?
>>3149708
>36
>>3149690
You saying that doesn't help...!
>>3149708
Always 48 so we can spam tribs and have fun
>>3149725
...
I should have seen that coming.
>>3149733
Really piques your interest, doesn't it? Does it make you want to get out there and find out?
>>3149708
If dubs 24.
>>3149707
Because people would rather sit on their asses and why there's no host.
>>3149711
More than you could understand.
>>3149690
Hm...it will take time, no doubt. Although she might be unfarmilliar with you now, perhaps over time she will learn to appreciate you.
I am sorry for your current situation. If I can help you in any way, if it is within my power, I will assist you. It is a Jedi's duty to help those who require it.
>>3149742
kys yukine
first 36, mid-thread entry
>>3149733
Her name is Patchouli Knowledge. She's...very kind.
>>3149741
What was I supposed to say??
>>3149763
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>3149763
The Player
>>3149763
The Frankest Frank to ever Frank
>>3149763
Yukine
>>3149763
Sorey
>>3149763
Yamada Kazunao
>>3149752
>cries
>>3149763
Hikigaya Hachiman
>>3149771
c-cute
Apocalypse
>>3149763
>>3149763
Yuel
>>3149763
Annie Leonhardt
>>3149758
Jeez, do you live in some bizarre world where super zombie giants terrorize the world or something?
>>3149763
Blue Beetle
>>3149763
Justice
>>3149763
Ramlethal Valentine
>>3149763
Empress
>>3149763
Freaky Fred
>>3149763
Koyomi Araragi
>>3149763
A W A Y
>>3149763
Mii Swordfighter
>>3149763
Sunset
>>3149763
Major Ocelot
>>3149763
Lord Beerus
>>3149763
Anna
>>3149763
Obi-Wan Kenobi
>>3149763
Mikan Tsumiki
>>3149763
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>3149763
Jack Spicer
>>3149763
Wiggins
>>3149763
Tharja Binks
>>3149763
Ririchiyo
>>3149763
Prince Bubblegum
>>3149763
Kurumi
>>3149763
Perfect Cell
>>3149763
Noodle
>>3149763
Eggman-kun
>>3149763
Donald J. Trump
>>3149763
King Kaito
>>3149743
You really should have
>>3149763
Shinoa
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3149763
Knight Templar
>>3149731
An Arena? Well, this would explain why there are people that brandish arms here. And quite motley people at that!
>>3149763
Takumi
>>3149744
It does! But, I wouldn't even know where to start...
>>3149770
Can you tell me what she looks like? I'd like to ask her if she can open a way back to my world.
>>3149792
I'm afraid my world doesn't have any of those either...
>>3149763
Sonata
>>3149770
Something like, 'Don't worry though they both really like you.', or something like that!...
>>3149792
Sooo, you really don't know that much, alright, thank god.
>>3149809
That's a pretty fu-...holy shit, you're serious, jesus, no wonder you're so serious about the whole hero thing...all I gotta worry about is idiots in stupid suits...also Completely fucking twisted aliens...but that was once.
>>3149824
It just didn't seem possible, you're missing quite a few things to be first place.
>>3149805
>tfw he uses a plane instead of skyscraper in the manga
fucking based madman
>>3149834
Would pigeons work?
>>3149842
Of course.
You're not the one after all.
>>3149792
How promiscuous, you could always just ignore them? Go out and get married! Nothing should stand in the way of your love, enjoy your youth while you can and indulge in illicit relations!
...
Or, you can move somewhere where there are none, but don't take my word for it.
>>3149834
It's never too late to start, try asking around.
>>3149763
Based Yin
>>3149760
All I can do is get better. She'd told me it'd take me getting far stronger in order for her not to hate me.
...As it were, I have a sort of a plan.
>>3149792
That seems rather unnatural, however....
>>3149826
Well, with how many different worlds it takes people here, it certainly is varied.
>>3149834
Ah, yes, of course...she has very long, straight purple hair, and matching eyes. A hat, with a small moon-shaped decoration upon it, and very comfortable-looking, pajama-like robes. She'll also have her nose in a book.
>>3149841
Well, I can hardly speak for them...Miss Aussa certainly doesn't dislike anyone, I think, however.
>>3149763
Mai Minakami
>>3149842
Some people.. Need saving.
And some of those people never get saved.
I just want the weak people, the ones that get swept under the rug, to be treated as human too.
>>3149852
Yeah, I'm never the one, Its always Super Man or something.
>>3149865
Two words that mix like water and oil
Uhhhhhhhh.... Is this the... Mall?
>>3149882
No, but we have a mall.
>>3149882
>image.jpg
Mobile poster, OUT
check it
>>3149852
I don't think so, there's no where for it to go since there's just no way back to Glenwood from here... Thank you for trying to help me though, Shouko.
>>3149858
I did that last time I was here, but no one really seemed to know anything.
>>3149867
She sounds easy to find, thank you very much for the information!
>>3149882
No, this is an arena.
>>3149904
Let's get this over with
>>3149904
It looks just fine, I'm ready when you are, Mr. Host!
>>3149882
Welcome to hell, enjoy your stay.
>>3149904
How flattering.
>>3149850
>You're reading the manga? Good choice Anon , I've yet to watch the animated show, but I'll give it a chance.
>>3149882
I'm afraid not, miss.
>>3149909
She comes here...oh, every few days or so, sometimes more often.
>She laughs softly
But she certainly does stick out.
>>3149918
>Sanya
>>3149921
Yin, this has gone too far now.
>>3149870
Well of course...but I don't deal with the same kind of things you do...the worst I get is a couple destroyed buildings...and very few...if any casualties.
>>3149904
Looks great, Vámonos.
>>3149918
>In there 4 times
>Will probably be bumped up to 5 if that flash is Wally.
>Kill me.
>>3149929
I've not read the manga yet, i'm going to though, I watched the whole animated series, and just saw a comment on how that scene was changed from the manga, so i looked it up and it was legit
>>3149921
Leave Yin, you cancerous niggerfaggot
>>3149929
/k/ recommended me this. This guy is operator af. Im not dissapointed in the slightest.
>>3149909
Well hey, what do I know, right?
>>3149867
I think she doesn't like Rika, Hehehe..
>>3149918
>Sekibanki
What
>>3149895
Oh.
>>3149909
A... Uh.. arena?
>>3149926
Can I go to the lust level?
>>3149931
Uhhhh... Is that a sword on a stick?
>>3149904
Schiste. Ah, there is always next time
>>3149867
Different worlds huh? Well, God does work mysterious acts. Perhaps this Arena was meant to be a small respite for people such as me. Or perhaps this place is for those who seek an answer...
Ah, but I am rambling. I must leave before the sun sets so that I may join my brothers in Libson for liberation. Farewell!
>>3149942
Of course.. Different worlds...
Excuse me..
>>3149931
I'd imagine so! I've never even heard of anyone with purple hair before!
>>3149953
It was a good suggestion anyway, Yamada-sensei. I'm sure we'll find out the mystery behind this place sometime...
>>3149960
Yeah, you know, where people fight for sport?
>>3149921
haha no
>>3149867
>The Jedi smiles
That is good to hear. I hope this plan will succeed, I would love to hear about it, but I must take my leave for now. I may be a Jedi, but I require rest as well. Until we meet again, Elly. May the Force be with you.
>He turns, looking toward the others here
And, of course, may the Force be with you all as well.
>Obi-Wan bows, smiling, before walking off into the distance.
>Night folks! Was fun being here for a bit again.
>>3149960
Don't think they programmed that level yet.
>>3149982
What makes you think I want to find out? Like I said a lot of mysteries are left uncovered, and I'd rather not pay the price.
>>3149983
Oi oi, hands off the cat.
>>3149983
Run away Fujiwara. You won't be lucky next time
>>3149983
Time to move!
>>3149978
...I'm taking it my condolences won't help?
>>3149983
Nah, fuck this, I'm out, you can't make me.
>>3149973
>Implying
>I'm a loser but I'm not that much of a loser.
>>3149945
>Indeed it was legit. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
>>3149952
>Same here man. I'm not really a /k/ommando, so I hope I'm doing a midly decent job playing this guy here as my current avatar.
>>3150000
Of course, sir. Farewell.
>She curtsies briefly
Best of luck.
>>3149983
Ahahaha! First blood!
>>3149983
>>3150009
It is fine. I have no purpose.
>>3150007
I wasn't talking about you sillygoof.
>>3149983
day 1
>>3150026
>I-I knew that
>I-I...so-sorry.
>>3150030
>Sleeps
>>3150000
>Checked
>>3150001
Oh, excuse me then. I'll just keep trying to figure what I can by myself.
>>3150009
There's no one like that back in Glenwood, I can say that for sure.
>>3150030
Ha, bet he didn't expect that!
>>3150034
Don't worry about it dude.
>>3149952
>tfw might have made that thread
>>3150007
Unfortunately not.
It's fine.
>>3149982
Is it like wrestling, with sweaty and half naked men?
>>3150001
Uhhhh... Ok.
>>3150009
Isn't that, uh, farming tool? Are you, uh, farmer?
>>3150047
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>3150034
>sees Guy Gardner's name
>wonders Guy Gardnerfag when
>>3150009
After she sends a tank flying?
>>3150025
How you holding up Rammy?
>>3150025
...No, it's not fine.
>>3150047
Well, she is a bit of a shut-in, if nothing else. Maybe she turned it that color with magic...?
>>3150053
It's my weapon. I'm a gatekeeper.
>>3150052
Well, Uh, I can't really do much, y'know with the whole other worlds thing...I can always try to help.
>>3150066
>THIS
>THIS
>FUCKING THIS
>BEST LANTERN WHEN?
>>3150066
John a best
Guy a second best
Hal a shit
>>3150030
night 1
>Passes the ball
Take the shot!
>>3150053
Uh, I guess? No one here's half-naked though.
>>3150055
I'll be fine, trust me.
>>3150070
That sounds like really powerful magic!
>>3150086
>hums until he falls asleep.
>>3150049
It was you wasnt motherfucker?
https://desustorage.org/k/thread/29986890/#29987174
>>3150000
Goodnight Obi-Wan, rest well, and have pleasent dreams.
>>3150069
Okay. Kelly just killed me.
>>3150070
Why is it not?
>>3150070
Like the grim reaper... Except he only kept death, and a good body.
>>3150104
Oh... I imagine everyone naked.
>>3150084
No, no, it's John a best
Guy a second best
Hal a semi-OK
Kyle a shit
>>3150093
W-What!?
>>3150106
>Nigga not appreciating second best Beetle and overall best spic
>He should kill himself.
>>3150079
No, the corps doesn't need any help.
We're on a losing path, but if we lose, that's how it was meant to be.
>>3150125
Pretty much this.
What does this mean?
>>3150111
>Elly just autocorrected to Kelly
>>3150086
night 2
>>3150086
Hope you guys don't mind the night shift, I'm going to sleep over here.
>>3150106
>Not liking second best beetle
>Why?
>>3150141
How should I know...? Haven't I seen her before?
>>3150150
Again, you all rest, I can manage.
>>3150131
You sure? I mean, A Super Hero could be a ton of help, I mean c'mon, I can fly, talking from experience, that's super useful against fighting giants.
>>3150136
>His parents must be ashamed.
>>3150093
>Finally, A chance to use this image
>>3150116
W-Why?
>>3150146
I bet you must've looked adorable!
>>3150150
Well... No wins this time...
>>3149858
How much does a plane ticket to Australia cost?
>>3149867
No it doesn't.
>>3149873
He's not the one.
>>3149909
You're welcome.
>>3150172
We don't need help.
>>3150105
holy fuck it was me
>>3150146
Uuuuuuhhhh... Sorry?
>>3150180
It's comforting.
>>3150183
...Batman then? Red Robin?...Guy? Please god tell me it isn't Guy.
>>3150150
>tfw mokou will never kill you while you're sleeping
>>3150150
day 3
>>3150187
...Well I mean if you say so, I won't ask about it then.
>>3150111
Ah well, that kind of stuff happens, you've killed me before, but it's whatever.
>>3150146
So she let off some steam and forgave her?
>>3150190
Good man
>>3150217
Did I just...?
I-I didn't mean..
>>3150217
And now I'm down to one character. Hope he wins
>>3150217
I'm not even good with these. You just suck
>>3150208
None of them.
>>3150207
Oh, well this place does attract all kinds of people I suppose...
>>3150214
>tfw you'll never win
>>3150104
I'll take your word for it.
>>3150183
Uhh, a bit much for a blossoming student like you.
>>3150217
I'm out. Rather avoid the conflict.
>>3150227
you get nothing
>>3150121
Shoot the ball into the hoop.
>>3150240
...No it couldn't be. Re-Red Hood?
>>3150159
>I need to remember to turn that off.
>>3150146
I am okay with this. You should be as well.
>>3150226
I know. I just said I was okay.
>>3150217
night 3
________ Probably samefags
>>3150256
What was wrong with the tail?
>>3150258
What hoop? Where, Edna?
>>3150250
How much for one student and one unconscious one?
>>3150256
>she puts her hands on her cheeks and blushes
You think our love is that strong?
>>3150259
No.
>>3150269
Dad..
Why are we doing this..?
>>3150269
Will there be any tribute that doesn't refuse to kill someone?
>>3150277
...Alright, then just some guy? Red Hair maybe?
>>3150263
At least it isn't what happens with my keyboard. At one point, it would correct Hitler to Hotler.
>>3150274
Me, considering I'm every poster in this thread
>>3150247
Sometimes I imagine a hat on them.
>>3150256
Oh. Ok.
>>3150274
Everyone
>>3150275
It's right there.
>Points to the hoop which was in front of you.
>>3150254
/k/ invasion when?
>>3150274
Aussa
>>3150283
yes
>>3150269
day 4
>>3150277
>Smirks
I can take two unconscious ones for free.
>>3150274
Adachi
>>3150263
I'm not. Why would I want to do that...?
>>3150269
HYAH!
>>3150275
It threw off my balance and was far too sensitive. I was of a mind to cut it off, before she undid the spell.
>>3150277
More like "enforced", it seem....
>>3150291
...You're not a talker, are you?
>>3150307
I deserve this.
>>3150307
Gonna have to try harder than that, mouth breathers.
>>3150307
AHHHHH!
>>3150302
That is a fact.
>>3150307
This is the strength of a Youkai?
And here I thought they were strong.
>>3150291
How strange...
>>3150297
Oh! Where'd that come from? ...Well, here goes!
>He shoots
>Odds he makes it in
>Evens he misses
>>3150321
Oh yeah, I suppose that would happen when you grow a tail all of a sudden..
>>3150256
I asked Ms. Patchouli to try and teach me magic so I could recharge myself...
>>3150263
Gah... I feel too relaxed here, you and a lot of other people are always on guard, and it's kind of intimidating..
>>3150307
day 5
>>3150285
...Maybe.
>>3150317
No thanks.
Only one of us will be unconscious.
>>3150321
Shouko.
>>3150364
That all you got?
>>3150365
Then it's going to cost you.
>>3150364
Why is that woman constantly wearing an old wedding dress..?
>>3150364
Now all my characters are dead. Damn
>>3150321
I have been told I have stage fright.
>>3150346
Can I touch your butt?
>>3150345
All are equal in the arena. And I didn't have much fighting spirit.
>>3150346
Not to mention people kept wanting to pet me....
>>3150347
Oh? And?
>>3150365
...Eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li9ltgngSb0
>>3150365
...Maybe? So I'm right.
>>3150380
But there's no stage?
>>3150373
Any price is worth it.
>>3150381
My name.
It's Shouko.
>>3150385
Maybe.
>>3150346
...Oh well, better luck next time, I suppose.
>>3150380
I'd rather you not do that...
>>3150381
That'd probably get annoying fast, huh?
>>3150384
battleborn is better desu
>>3150381
That explains why you'd try something as cheap as a sneak attack.
>>3150402
.....
>>3150395
...Maybe?
>>3150392
Uhhhhh.... The world is the stage?
>>3150398
Oh. Sorry.
>>3150381
She was busy with another student, but she said if she has time she would try, she was curious if things like me can use magic.
>>3150395
You sure you're ready to pay it?
>>3150426
You heard me. I said it twice.
>>3150432
Of course.
>>3150321
I do not know. But you end up doing that.
>>3150347
I am not sure how you can change that.
>>3150402
My natural habitat, I could get used to this.
>>3150446
Doesn't a young blossoming teenage girl like you have a lot more to worry about than marriage, anyway?
Didn't your parents teach you to never, ever marry?
>>3150395
Ah! Elly, miss.
>She curtsies briefly
>>3150398
Especially when you don't like being touched.
>>3150429
Ah, Miss Empress, most likely....Aussa's borrowed some of her books, but she hasn't directly taught anyone but her, I believe.
>>3150428
That's a bit much, don't you think?
>>3150416
No, I'm just a pragmatist. I simply didn't have much of a will to fight to any extent.
>>3150447
...I hate how this place forces you to do things.
>>3150446
Yeah I heard you...but seriously, just maybe?
>>3150428
It's Ok... So who are you?
>>3150471
...Yeah, it must have been a rough time for you.
>>3150346
You suck.
>>3150465
>
>>3150471
Nice to meet you, Elly.
>>3150513
Yeah, yeah, alright I get it.
...
And why does a young girl like you in possession of a tazer, anyway?
>>3150512
Well, it all happened so suddenly. I couldn't help that, Edna.
>>3150470
day 6
>>3150503
People always tell me I'm mysterious.
I figure I should play the part.
>>3150534
Why do dog owners use shock collars?
>>3150471
It is? I'm confused like a toaster that got a donut.
>>3150511
Tina, butt lover. Also zombie lover, sometimes zombie with butts.
>>3150555
AFK buff, you betrayed me...
>>3150561
I don't take kindly to being called a dog, if anything, you're the one on a leash.
>>3150511
It was only a short time, thankfully, and I was capable of hiding it.
Hm...I think if she'll be showing up today, it'll be some time in, say...the next two hours?
>>3150513
Likewise, miss. Are you still searching for that man?
>>3150575
A what?
FINALLY THEY REPLIED TO MY EMAIL
[YOU ARE BEING INVADED BY XxXPussyslayer94Xxx]
>>3150597
(check your email)
>>3150555
night 6
>>3150586
You're not the dog in this analogy.
>>3150592
Yes.
>>3150601
>whips out my Kirkhammer
>smashes your shit
>>3150609
Mind telling me who is?
>>3150592
A toaster. That toasts food and, uhhhhhhh... sometimes non-edible stuff.
>>3150447
You know what could help? A pair of cool sunglasses.
>>3150471
They were sparring the other night and it was pretty fun to watch...
>>3150601
>Throws scythe
NO TRESPASSERS!
>>3150609
Do you think he'll be likely to wander in to here...?
>>3150575
Nice to meet you, Tina. My name's Sorey, ruin lover and history buff.
>>3150592
Well that's inconvenient, I'll be turning in sometime before that...
>>3150542
You gotta do it like me, man.
Watch this.
>>3150606
night 7
winner next slide
>>3150618
Your job is to teach.
Not pry.
>>3150634
Highly doubtful.
>>3150643
Forgot image
Penis
>>3150643
Nice job.
>>3150652
...
I pray for whoever the "dog" is in this sense.
>>3150601
>TARGET VERIFIED! COMMENCING HOSTILITIES!
>>3150611
>was in front of you
>lag teleports behind you
>backstabbing intensifies
>>3150634
>rolls
>stares for a second before waving
