/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Can't take it anymore edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2&pid=0#5
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>[Short] Slice of Life:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDRGsxOFVZUTVvUVE
>[Promo] Lincoln's Many Emotions:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B30Fd00WPdNDSFNOTjBsSVhHSEE
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Upcoming Episodes:
Overnight Success (June 6)
>Lincoln invites Clyde over to the house for a sleepover, but he gets jealous when Clyde wants to hang out with his sisters instead
Ties That Bind (June 7)
>Lincoln eavesdrops on his parents and mistakenly believes that they're planning to get rid of him and his sisters
The Green House (June 8)
>In an effort to be more energy-efficient, Lincoln rallies his family to stop using so much electricity
Butterfly Effect (June 9)
>Lincoln accidentally spills one of Lisa's potions, causing a chain of events that unravel the household
It's a Loud, Loud, Loud, Loud, House (June 10)
>Lincoln finds an old document in the attic that convinces him there's a stash of money hidden in the house
A happy Leni is a cute Leni!
List of Deep & Edgy fic ideas. Let me know if I forgot any:
>Luna is a figment of Lincoln's Schizo mind, and the family keeps enabling it, though through the years it's more out of concern than anything. He finally snaps and gets sent to a loony bin.
>Alternate to the above: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.
>Leni is actually a really nasty, abusive bitch, but is constantly doped out on meds, making her kind but staggeringly stupid. She runs out of/loses/forgets to take meds and becomes a bitch again.
>Lynn has a massive Yandere crush on Lincoln, possibly including Bobby's little sister for Lynn to be jealous of.
>Lana hating being Lola's twin which is what led to her becoming Lola's opposite, and becomes depressed how even that doesn't get her much of an entirely separate identity.
>Luan being horribly bullied in school due to her lame jokes, but tries to play it off like no big deal, but is really horribly depressed by it.
>Lynn gets Ewing's Sarcoma and has to learn to deal with the fact that her leg will need to be amputated to save her life.
>Or, even worse, Lynn somehow gets confined to a wheelchair permanently.
>Lincoln is the only one that actually remembers who Luna is, causing her to grow dangerously obsessed with him in the process.
>Feeling neglected by his family, Lincoln decides to leave home to locations unknown.
>Lola agrees to let a judge at a pageant molest/fuck her for his vote, which really fucks with her head and makes her fear Lincoln and Dad.
>Instead of being the kind lovable brother he is canon-wise, Lincoln is a juvenile delinquent.
>Luna develops a drug addiction following a concert with her friends.
>It turns out Bobby is abusive to Lori.
A happy spic is a dead spic
LUAN A CUTE
CUTE
U
T
E
Leni still has AIDS
Requesting a fic where Lynn tries to seduce Lincoln over time.
At first he's like "What the fuck, we're siblings!"
But over time he becomes attracted and in love with Lynn and gives in.
Lewd or not lewd, I don't really care.
>>3091515
>When the Lenifag is defeated by another Lenifag.
NEW LEVEL
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V
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>>3091535
Maybe I should draw Leni in a Sanic costume?
>>3091533
Seems interesting, I might look into that in the future
>>3091515
you did it!
>>3091533
Seconding this request
sorry guys had to do it
Don't let the tornados get ya'll today
>>3091535
Never underestimate the power of autism.
>>3091583
well she was blue that one time so all she needs is some speed
>>3091581
Oh I also thought this image was Lincoln killing Leni while Bobby watches for some reason. I never understood it since it was always posted with "kill all spics" or something.
The art is pretty bad.
>>3091605
KEK
>>3091605
Thread explodes in 3,2,1,
>>3091605
>man isn't lincoln
shit/10
>>3091605
>no Lincoln face over the guy
>none of the Sister's faces over the woman
you can do better than that. anon
>>3091533
Lynn and Lucy fighting in Space Invaders was just a ruse to get closer to Lincoln
>>3091605
I'm actually more surprised that it took so long before someone decided to dump it.
>>3091649
Ah, that's a good idea.
>>3091649
They're planning something...
@3091605
wow fucking nice bro
>>3091630
It could be a lot worse
>>3091649
But was it a ruse to get Lynn closer to Lincoln or are they BOTH getting closer to Lincoln?
>>3091690
now we can just put her mind in a robot!
>>3091680
judging by the end of the episode they both want Lincoln
>>3091698
Seems like a waste
>>3091680
Initially, Lucy was just trying to help Lynn out, but then she realized that she also wants a slice of the log.
>>3091588
fuck you Im doing it.
>>3091690
rest in peace Leni, your autist knights failed to protect you from AIDS
>>3091698
Someone should do Lynn in Caesar's Legion gear, my autistic fantasies must come fruition
>>3091713
and then they both win
>>3091713
>>3091708
So are they helping each other with intent to share or will there be a betrayal involved?
>>3091698
I want my RoboLeni too.
>>3091736
Lynn is already pulling Lincoln away from Lucy
>>3091729
Lemme try anon
>>3091736
Lucy seems like the kind of girl to go for the most dramatic option
Did that discord thing died?
>>3091775
Lynn has the potential for this too, should she become yandere enough
>>3091736
Lucy writes romantic poems about Lincoln but Lynn somehow comes across them one night. There's a minor confrontation and after a small argument they reconcile and agree that there is enough Lincoln for both of them.
>Lynn notices Lincoln gaining a thing for big breasts as he goes into puberty, starts eating shit out of anything she'll think will give her bigger boobs.
>>3091832
>Uses basketballs for a test run
>>3091821
yeah warrior vs necromancer
Went to watch the pilot again. It was three years ago, so of course Lincoln's VA was different. Now that I'm hearing the voice again I wish that was his voice in the series now. It's a little deeper. Of course the same thing will happen to the current VA, give it a year or two, but still.
>>3091849
can someone edit out the pronounced lips? its the only thing thats negative. even then only slightly.
Lucy knows she's outmatched and can't compete with her other sisters for the hot Linc. She'll have to settle elsewhere.
>>3091849
oh jeez then it leads into the greentext this pic is based off of.
>>3091903
>pronounced lips
this so much, i thought it was lipstick its irritating
>>3091965
man,this looks so much better
>>3091965
finally, it looks more natural
>that cute giggle
>>3091516
There was someone writing that last one, what happened to him?
>>3092009
Trump deported him
>>3091999
lily is cute CUTE
>>3092009
No idea.
>>3092039
If you're serious (I doubt it) that's another reason for me to hate Trump
POO POO!
>>3091965
Ruined
Lucy is certainly a violent little girl
>>3092078
PEE PEE
>>3092078
OUR WEAPON AGAINST NUDE STEVEN
>>3092072
nigga are you really believing him?
Trump isn't even president yet
>>3091999
>>3092048
Most things Lily does qualifies as cute, intentional or not.
>>3092092
>implying nude steven can be sto-
OH SHIT HE'S AT IT AGAIN!
>>3092102
Nah, I'm not, I'm just saying I hate Trump.
He's still the guy who'll ruin the US the least though.
>>3092084
>Lori falls asleep on a kethup sauce packet
what are you dudes jammin out to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf1xuC5KD9k for me
>>3092112
I don't see any problem there. :^)
>>3092117
>ruin the US
>>3092121
>Lori drinks ketchup until she passes out and forces Lucy to watch
>>3092112
SOMEONE! ANYONE!
>heh
>>3092112
>>3092145
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again upload your little NUDE STEVEN PIC up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” NUDE STEVEN meme, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking NUDE STEVEN meme. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a AUTIST. A pathetic NUDE STEVEN AUTIST. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE NUDE STEVEN.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>>3092179
I don't watch Steven Universe, can someone explain why I see this fat retard crying all the time.
>>3092190
He's Steven Universe
>>3092190
>fat retard crying all the time.
You pretty much explained it yourself.
>>3092171
You don't have to be that rude dude. If you wanted more, just ask for it.
>>3092196
he's the size of a universe
fucking fatty
>>3092190
He's trapped in the worst cartoon ever
>>3091930
Her lips are so pronounced because she's been working them out for something special.
You don't get puff, buff lips for nothing.
>>3092144
Are we jamming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7GoofKA2VA
>>3092216
Man, I wanted to respond in defense of the show, but... I'm laughing too hard.
>>3092190
He's a happy fat autistic 14 year old half alien who has the body of a 9 year old and has been raised by 3 SJW alien space lesbian rocks.
He's basically a prepubescent 4chan neckbeard, I suspect that's his appeal and reason he triggers so many.
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zPRXKXFbro
More vibing than anything else
>>3092221
A bad fandom doesn't make the show bad.
>>3092144
https://youtu.be/3Mjayo-TeOU
Never gets old. Also,
>Goldfinger
Good taste.
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slx6HxChi4M
jammin'
>>3092251
>defense of the show
theres nothing to defend
>amedot
disgusting, mostly amethyst
>>3092144
A few things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zm9L4rIGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er7MCTb30hA
>>3092263
get out /sug/
>>3092263
Yer either a baby fucker or a SJW, pick a side.
>>3092285
I've said it once and I'll say it again, that anthem is fucking sick.
I want to smack Luna's ass as hard as I can
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCtfd8w6JQ
>>3092289
What? You seriously think I associate myself with that load of shit fanbase? I like the show, but the fanbase literally drove someone to attempted suicide over a FUCKING DRAWING.
>>3092263
>the show bad
it's bad, it's like a tumblrinas romantic webcomic
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiLqAu4s-_s
>>3092320
Eh, to each their own, I guess.
"I'm so sick of Lincoln laying around in his underwear!" Lola whined with the usual irritated edge to her high-pitched voice.
"Yeah!" Lana chimed in, "I don't wanna confuse any of my mud pies for his poop germs."
Lola became even more disgusted, her voice reaching a pitch that made her older sisters recoil. "Lincoln doesn't do that! That's Charles!" Lana heaved a sigh of relief, not seeming to realize that she may have handled dog shit with her bare hands at some time.
Still trying to think of something to add after being on the receiving end of one of Lola's usual temper tantrums, Luan spoke up first. "Maybe we should debrief him!", laughing, but hunching her shoulders to brace herself for an annoyed slap from Lori. Lynn actually appeared to struggle keeping a chuckle in.
"Maybe we should give him a taste of his own medicine. What if WE laid around in OUR underwear?" Lynn said with misplaced confidence. A long vocal pause of protest crawled out of Lori's throat when she saw that the older sisters seemed a little too on board with the idea. Lola, being the scheming six year-old she was, loved the idea of eye-for-an-eye punishments.
"That'll teach him! All in favor say 'aye'!"
"AYE!"
"But..." Lori choked. Was she the ONLY one who could see how bad the consequences from this could be?
The next day, it was raining hard. Like clockwork, Lincoln had made his way down the stairs in nothing but his tighty whities, his face buried in the new Ace Savvy he got yesterday. This time he would look at just the art in the panels and criticize the new penciling/inking duo. Seriously, what was with those blacks they added onto the figures? So amateurish! The old team was way better, with-
"Heyyyyyy Lincoln~" Lynn teased, "Glad you could join us!" Lincoln stopped "reading". He always joined his sisters in the living room on a rainy day. Joined them for what? When he had this question prepared, he looked up from his comic and his train of thought melted in half the time.
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deB_u-to-IE
>>3092318
That was tumblr, not /sug/
We're here for the GET.
Never forget
Never forgive
>>3092338
I command you to continue
>>3092338
Continue
>>3092338
MOAR!
>Lynn uses her plan to seduce Lincoln.
>>3092356
Still doesn't change the fact that the fanbase is cancer.
They're like the bronies, except actually malicious.
>>3092157
>it's a Lincoln and Lori's ketchup addiction threaten to tear the family apart episode
>>3092263
show is pretending to be a kids show when its not. also it has shit writing a quote from the show
> I'm trying, but all I wanna look at is you
if that pic was a girl, it would be pic related
>>3092338
I am very on board with this
>>3092411
>if that pic
if that *quote
>>3092285
That anthem is badass. Where is Tuva located?
>>3092383
Pls, not like the stupid cunt died, who cares if a retard tried to kill themselves and died, do you??
>>3092338
Please continue, I like where this is going
>>3092356
SUG is the mlp of tumblr
>>3092411
Oh come on now, it wasn't [I]that[/I] bad
>>3092383
>_____ is cancer
When will we score our first kill, /tlhg/
When will we achieve cancer, i know we have strong potential.
>>3092338
oh fuck m8 yes
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1_shTsVHf4
>>3092465
it's shit, fanservice after fanservice
>>3092383
>they're like the bronies, except actually malicious
Bronies talked one of their own into committing suicide.
Also, you're discussing this in a loud house general. Just last night there was a guy bragging about molesting his little cousin.
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
>>3092506
that was just bantz, m8
STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT OTHER SHOW AND POST SOME DANK MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
>>3092506
>Just last night there was a guy bragging about molesting his little cousin.
Holy fuck what did I miss
>>3092506
Guy baiting for (You)s =/= something that actually happened that resulted in someone dying.
>>3092506
>Just last night there was a guy bragging about molesting his little cousin
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>3092545
Dude was talking about how he got b& from /co/ for, what, around 30 days because he mentioned he got caught dry humping is baby cousin
>>3092338
MASSIVE ORGY!!!!!
>>3092585
It was a fun day
>>3092577
b-but anon he posted a pic of his cousin! it must be true!
>>3092604
>fun day
wew
>>3092548
>someone dying.
Hey, all of sudden all these super compassionate anons who care deeply about losers killing themselves
I mean, C'MON, you liars, as if you give a fuck.
Hate SU all you need to, but don't pretend you care...
>>3092604
What I found best was the lead up to it all when people got curious about what was in spoilers
>>3092623
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3092627
piss off sexy homer.
>>3092701
>25 years of ugly Simpsons porn
>they finally poop out fappable designs
fucking useless.
>>3092338
Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and yes, even the twins were sitting around the living room in their underwear. Lincoln's mouthed twisted into a shape that, until now, had coordinates that were completely unknown to the muscles in his face. He felt his fine, wispy arm hair stand on end, getting crowded with goose pimples. His legs tensed and stretched to their full length, desperate to get the increased blood pumping through his body somewhere else. His eyes darted around the room, trying to look anywhere but his sisters.
"You guys, what the heck is going on?!" deciding to fix his gaze onto the ceiling.
"Hey man, you get to lay around in your underwear, we should be able to do the same." Luna shrugged. When Lincoln brought his eyes down for just a split second, Luna appeared to be wearing nothing because her axe was hiding her entire lap as she strummed on it.
"Well yeah but..." Lincoln had to choose his words carefully. He couldn't excuse himself for being a boy, that was gonna lose him the argument for sure. "Be, uh.. because I read comics, that's why! You guys aren't!" The worst was happening - he could feel his underwear growing tighter by the second, to where it started hurting. His boyhood was trying to rise, but his snug underwear was keeping it locked in place.
"Yeah Linc," Leni tried to use as sassy a tone as she could comprehend, leaning halfway over the couch armrest with her golden hair extending to the carpet. "Let's see how you like it!" Lori could only sit there and pray that her little brother would be able to save face. She knew all the usual tricks guys did to hide their erections, and Lincoln had already performed three.
"NO!" Lincoln said a little too loudly, attempting to be discreet and lowering his comic to his lap to hide his hands, desperate to get the privacy he needed to adjust himself. "No, I don't like it!"
>>3092678
I completely believe at least 80% of everything I read.
>>3092728
S-Shadman?
so how does school life work for everyone?
>>3092748
There's no real reason for me to lie here
>>3092585
>leave /trash/ for a couple days
>on /k/
>someone is a felon and unable to be within 200 meters of a school and own a gun for molesting his comatose cousin
This fucking place
>>3092736
>goose pimples
Don't you mean epidermal embankments?
>>3092779
I lie for (You)s all the time.
It's my secret shame.
To whoever wanted a drawing of Lynn in Ceaser's Legion
Here you go
Any compliments/complaints you got you say, because I care about you friendo :^)
>>3092788
this site isn't exactly great with it's morals
>>3092788
a mere coincidence, I assure you
>>3092736
>for just a split second, Luna appeared to be wearing nothing because her axe was hiding her entire lap as she strummed on it.
>>3092795
Why does receiving (You)s feel so good.
>>3092756
close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZu5iDTtNg0
>>3092102
>>3092117
>>3092072
>People honestly believe the president is a total dictator that can willingly throw people out of a country based on the shade of one's skin
>People somehow think a mutual decision only requires one person to agree to do something
>inb4 found the spic
>be more creative /pol/ wannabe babies
>>3092812
Fantastic stuff. Caesar would be proud.
>>3092736
You better have Lynn go full on with this messing.
>>3092736
>"No, I don't like it"
>3092826
because it feels good
sorry you don't deserve it
alright fine >>3092826
>>3092826
Validation, yer brain literally gets a high, just like drugs.
>>3092788
J-jesus
>>3091506
>OP not even Loud House related
>>3092826
I love to hear that beep that lets me know when someone gave me a you
>>3092846
I bet ya Lisa is pro trump cause he's the one to fuck up the country the least
>>3092891
wait...beep?
TELL ME ABOUT LYNN
WHY DOES SHE WEAR A MASK?
>>3092899
Nah, she's pro Bernie because he's a joke.
>>3092144
The new Ihsahn album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enYTK46zgxI
>>3092920
TO HIDE HER FURIOUS BLUSHING AS SHE SLAMS INTO LINCOLN!
>>3092927
>Lisa
>joke
Are you confusing her for someone else anon?
>>3092899
>cause he's the one to fuck up the country the least
Yeah cause he'll just whine like a baby when he finds out he can't do any of the stuff he wants
>>3092812
Is there a reason her hair is black and not brown? Would be crucified with
>>3092857
thanks!
>>3092942
This is actually a reasonable answer
>>3092812
ave true to caesar
>>3092943
>Lisa
wut? Sounds like you're confused.
[iwillnever]spoiler[/admitamistake]
>>3092913
Its located in setting under moderation
For some reason I thought we were getting new episodes next week
Now I just remembered that we still have to wait a whole week
>>3093022
>None of your cute Lisa requests have been delivered
Being a Lisafag is suffering
>>3092736
Lori rose from the couch to try and give Lincoln a chance to escape, but realized that was a mistake when she felt herself bounce. When that bosom heaved down, Lincoln felt a painful jolt as he felt himself bulge up further.
"I-I gotta go..."
"I wish you would stay, your visit's been brief." Luan had to force a laugh, her eyes being unable to focus on her brother.
"Yeah Lincoln, what's the big deal?" Lana was completely oblivious to the growing tension around her. "You're kind of a hipock-rite!"
"Hypocrite." Lola didn't skip a beat in correcting her sister, briefly tugging at her t-shirt.
Lori watched Lincoln's knees begin to twist inward, biting her lip, having sat back down on the couch and made sure not to make any sudden moves.
"It's just this comic, that's all!" Lincoln flashed an awkward smile, his eyes betraying his mouth with wild fear, now being at full mast, his only protection having been the flimsy, eight-page free comic that now looked like a pitched tent. "Yeah, I've already read this one, silly me, ha ha ha! I'll just go back up to my room and pick out a classic, that could take a while, I have such a big packa-- AH, collection of them all Just don't move, I promise I'll be right back!" Lori watched with grave concern as he rose to his feet with a crooked back, trying to turn himself around, only to be interrupted.
"Hey yeah, let's all go to Lincoln's room for some comics, anything to make YOU more comfortable!" Lynn gave off a triumphant grin, happy to see Lincoln squirming under the intense scrutiny. No sooner did she finish saying that then did Lincoln's sisters start chattering amongst themselves and following their brother's funky gait up the stairs.
He turned his head and saw his sisters right behind him and gasped, trying to speed up to his room to close the door in time. It was like watching the Hunchback of Notre Dame in double speed. He had to hurry!
>>3093011
>Those tabs and bookmarks
I like your style kid
>>3093070
I hear you friend, that request was out of pure luck on the /co/ Drawthread
Lisafags unite
>>3093070
Try not to suffer too much
>try
>>3093084
>It was like watching the Hunchback of Notre Dame in double speed.
>>3092788
That gives me a great idea for my next fanfic.
>>3093155
this needs a lewder continuation.
>>3093084
>It was like watching the Hunchback of Notre Dame in double speed
>>3093093
yeah bro Lisafags unite
>>3093206
Close enough
>>3093214
>"There are dozens of us! Dozens!"
>>3093093
Remember when nobody liked Lisa?
I sure don't miss that
>>3093223
and then there were three
>>3093239
Ya sure?
>>3093239
>Remember when nobody liked Lisa?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
>>3093184
here >>>/k/30066840 if you want it. enjoy your (You)s
>>3093239
It took us a while come out of the woodwork
>>3093239
Nobody liked Lisa because she was too smart for them. They're all Lenifags because they know they're at least smarter than her.
>>3093084
excellent
>yfw this are not boobs but oversized nipples
>>3092966
Shit my bad forgot that its brown
>>3093400
So you don't have a face?
>>3093356
Lenifag here confirming
>>3093356
When somebody proposed that a handful of people pointed out that wasn't the case myself included. I want a smart bitch because I feel it would validate my existence if someone smart and attractive thought I was worth something.
>>3093084
Lori fought past a few of her revenge-hungry sisters to try and slow the sibling collective down, but by the time she had reached her little brother's doorway it was too late. Her sisters had barged in and gave out a shared gasp. Their brother, twisted on his bed, a pair of sweatpants halfway up his bony thighs, with his boyhood peeking over the exhausted elastic of his underpants by more than an inch. It was probably five and a half inches overall, which for a kid his age was insane. He craned his neck forward to tilt his head up to return a mortified stare at his sisters, his teeth clenched and his eyes wide open.
The twins saw this for maybe a split second before a pair of hands clasped around their eyes, with the twins shouting "HEYYY", indignant at being denied the chance to figure out what was so important. Lynn was snickering and exhaling through her nose like a backed up waterhose. Luan was sweating bullets, her upper lip curling up and the corners of her mouth pulling down to reveal the full size of her rabbit chompers, her brow knitted with surprise and worry. Luna made no attempt to mask her joy, her hand subconsciously sliding down her leg, digging her fingers inward. Leni's lips pursed with worry, bringing a hand to her mouth, a moan creaking from her lungs. Lori squinted immediately, her mouth stretching across the width of her face, trying not to have "Lincoln" and "sex" in the same part of her brain. She wanted to break the unbearable silence, but of course, her brother just had to do it first.
"It's not what you think, I swear! I'm just not used to seeing girls this way!" His hands plunge into his briefs, clumsily hiding his crotch.
"But we're more than girls! We're your SISTERS!" Lola had broken free of whoever was hiding her eyes, seeing her brother in his terrified state. "WEIRDO!"
>>3093409
>mfw no face when?
>>3093356
>it's this fag again
She is arrogant, probably smells like sweat and chemicals from being cooped up in her lab, never bathing and wearing that disgusting sweater she probably never changes along with having terrible eyesight and a near incomprehensible lisp.
I want to hug her and brush her hair.
>>3093441
Torpedo tits must be a descendant genetic in the Loud house.
>>3093356
If Lenifags got the fat prototype, they wouldnt have this autism. they could have been outside socializing, banging girls or watching football with friends but instead they are here rolling dubs to cure a fictional character and "protecting her smile"
>>3093427
I would love a smart woman
But then again if a woman is smart enough, she woudn't date me so I'm kind of stuck here
>>3093443
You. I like you.
>>3093441
Good enough for me
>>3093491
get a smart fat ugly bitch
>>3093443
Holy fucking shit yes. It sucks that I'm in a car right now but I'd be lubing up right about now.
Also, hello from Nebraska.
Hard to get a good pic.
>>3093525
Nah fuck that lube up anyway
>>3093443
>Luna straight enjoying it
lol.
>>3093525
sup, idk if you're a nebraskan or not, but im a fellow nebraskan as well
>>3093447
She has a PhD at 4, she's kinda earned the right to act smart, it just bugs the family cause they never know what the hell she's doing. For fucks sake she made a cookie that lights up your body in the dark.
>smells like sweat and chemicals
The chemicals I can kinda see, but they usually don't smell much like anything. As far as the sweat and BO, she's 4. 4 year olds don't produce bodily odors that prominent unless they've been rolling in filth
>never bathing
Well, we don't know that for sure. She has gone to a pool and that requires bathing.
>that disgusting sweater
What if she just has a closet of the same sweater, like Lincoln has a drawer full of orange shirts.
>I want to hug her and brush her hair.
I can agree with this though.
>>3093443
>its another 11 year old boy with a huge dick story
>>3093447
This guy gets it
>>3093474
I just had a deja-vu
>>3093443
>Luna loving it
YESS
YESSSSSS
>>3093564
>Lincoln's current situation
>>3093564
Would you prefer a small dick humiliation story instead?
>>3093491
We are one and the same. That's the exact thing I tell myself when I think too much into it. Why do we have to hate ourselves so much? I bet you we both have good reasons to because I know I sure do.
>>3093610
>humiliation story instead
Thered be no point he's eleven,
>>3093553
Nah not a Nebraskian, road trip for my cousin's graduation. Been on the road for 18 hours straight with TLH, /TLHG/, Harmontown and some megaman to keep me company.
>>3093564
When I was 11 my donger was 5 inches. Wtf are YOU talking about
>>3092338
>the next day it was raining hard
Not as hard as my dick
>>3093195
alright, let's draw a continuation then, Lynn rolls to face Lincoln, grasp tight to him causing him a massive erection, Lynn feels it and only makes her hold tighter, Lincoln's boner gets so bad that his dick slips from one of the trousers' gap
>wip
>>3093491
>>3093618
>I want a girl who's smart, but not smart enough to realize she's better than me
This feel is too real
The most we can hope for is a "Lisa develops a crush on a slightly older boy" episode and try to self-insert.
>>3093707
I can't wait for the final product, keep it up my good anon
>>3093707
You got this Anon I believe in you
>>3093711
>That boy is also Bobby's sibling
>>3091506
Good Afternoon everyone, I do hope nothing horrible happened today but from the looks of the OP...Anyways I got a small update I've been working on nothing major, just wanted to post it cause I will be gone for a while and Probably won't be back till Monday.
Get the Message
http://pastebin.com/iMuJ5avH
There you go guys some slight improvements and corrections and probably new error in the new update, I mean I'm no English Major but I think I did OK-ish? Anyways Enjoy.
>>3093443
"Quit giving Lincoln a hard time!" Luan retorted, not giving herself a moment to laugh, although her older sisters briefly lost their composure with one or two oohs and a belted laugh before having her mouth covered. "He can't help it!"
Having hid himself under his sheets, his boyhood still betrayed him by making the comforter rise slightly."Would you guys just get OUT of my room alr- AAAH!" Lincoln had turned to his side only to be met with the sight of Lucy, who even now looked completely emotionless.
"It's obvious that you're suffering from some long repressed emotions. I would write you a poem, but I can't think of what it's called when you have a sibling complex. Also, I'm not sure if it rhymes with penis.'"
"Alright that's it! Everyone back to your rooms, and get dressed!" Lori bellowed. She didn't expect to meet so much opposition, hearing a chorus of whats and oh-come-ons. Another moment, though, and they were shuffling out one by one, except for a certain athlete.
"No!"
"Lynn, get going!" Lori gritted her teeth, only to get the same response. She didn't have time for this, their parents could come out at any second, and she prayed they hadn't heard a word of what just happened. She began to push on Lynn, but Lynn dug in her heels. When Lori picked her up, she did the splits and squatted against the doorway.
"Get out, goddammit!"
"Screw you, retard!" Lynn squealed, she wasn't going to be left out of this. Braving her legs, Lori hunkered down, snatched her ankle, and threw her a good ten feet down the hallway. Immediately, Lori pulled on the doorknob, then up, and then tilted the lock to the left before shifting it to the right. Locked.
"That lock WORKS?" Lincoln sputtered, at once relieved and angry at all the missed opportunities for having privacy.
Lori walked over and sat on the side of his bed. "Be glad I know how, twerp. We need to talk."
>>3093678
Then congrats you're well endowed
>>3093747
Nice.
>>3093768
>Lucy is as aware as her older sisters.
>lewd?
>>3093678
Elliot Rodger would be disappointed
>>3093775
Holy shit I always thought it was average.
I really didn't pay too much attention to sex ed and I'm too afraid to search up average penis size for an 11 year old
>>3092812
AVE
TRUE TO CAESAR
>>3093747
Lynn, you filthy whore.
And I think you're improving on the English a bit, there were mistakes, but it was easy to understand what was going on throughout the whole new update.
Good job, mate!
>>3093678
what the hell happened then anon? you should be poking that meat stick at every man and woman you see but instead you're with us.
>>3093739
>He's also a genius but got his PhD at 3, he is now 6
>they met when he corrected one of her equations she did on the sidewalk with chalk
>>3093747
Based as always Coop, hope to see you again soon
>>3093768
Oh boy, this gonna be good
>>3093768
As much as I would have loved to see them tear Linc apart, I'm glad Lori stepped in to protect her bro, even if it was from their other siblings.
>>3093868
But no crazy, sexy reverse gangbang
>>3093610
>not wanting his sisters to play with his cute little phimosis dick
Fucking faggot
>>3093747
can someone give my the synopsis?
>>3093894
*me
>>3093828
When you're Prepubescent Like we assume lincoln is if he had 5 inches it'd just be a pencil anyway, But ofcourse everyone starts puberty at different times and get different stages too
but lincoln doesnt appear to be Pubescent as he' walks around in briefs with his teenaged sisters around
>>3093846
I don't wanna sound like a desperate viring in denial but I haven't had much interaction with people other than side conversations due to the immense focus I put on school.
I'm 18 senior. Will I have time to bang chicks in collage?
>>3093447
LISA IS PERFECT
HER LISP IS CUTE AND ISN'T HARD TO UNDERSTAND
SHE WASHES HER SWEATER REGULARLY
HER ASTIGMATISM IS MANAGEABLE
SHE DOESN'T STINK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3093888
I'm not opposed to it, I'm just a fag who loves me a lot of build up. It's so easy to turn them all into horndogs and get right to the action. Throwing the wrench that is a rational and still sane Lori into the mess has me interested in seeing how it will play out even more.
>>3093941
is inferior, and that is a fact
>>3093747
Fuckin NOICE, coop
>>3093855
Oh, I thought you meant much older, like a young adult
>>3093941
Anon, please, don't make us look as bad as the autistic Lenifags
>>3093943
I'm with you dude. The build up is usually always worth it. I feel that having no sex sometimes can be just as good as having it if you build it up and execute it well enough.
>>3093941
Oh boy! Here we go again with the waifus!
>>3093943
me too, i like build up, gets you to know a bit more of your characters, call it exposition but feels more natural to me
>>3094001
I guess you're a somewhat cool Lisafag.
For now
>>3094001
it's a bait why are you replying, i thought you're smarter than this
SOMETHING SOMETHING LAUN SOMETHING REEE SOMETHING PERFECT SOMETHING SOMETHING MUH QUEEN
>>3094041
Does this mean all Lenifag posts are bait?
>>3094001
>Oh, I thought you meant much older, like a young adult
I was thinking that that would be something they'd avoid cause it looks like borderline pedophilia. Unless it was one-sided, then it'd be cute.
And yeah, Lisafags need to keep the autism to a minimum. At least classy up the shitposts a bit
>>3094080
Why is she so perfect? I even laugh at her dumb puns too.
No Lanafags?
>>3094125
LANA SPELLED BACKWARDS IS ANAL
H-Hey guys, remember Luna? Isn't she cute?
>>3093941
>HER ASTIGMATISM IS MANAGEABLE
Fuckin lost my shit
>>3093932
Guess not lol.
Fuck
>>3094144
LANA SPELLED BACKWARDS IS ANAL SPELLED BACKWARDS IS LANA SI SDRAWKCAB DELLEPS ANAL
>>3094125
Lana is for daughterfu
>>3094161
She's comfy.
>>3094161
All these fanfics and shit is really making me like her more she's not the best but she's in my top 5
>>3094186
>>3094144
>>3094125
Lana > Lola
>>3093932
Anon just go get /fit/ and start talking to people and believe that you sound alpha
That's what will make you pickup chicks
>>3094187
that's why she's for anal, no degenerate incest babys for me.
>>3094125
I would make Lana my daughteru.
>>3094112
Yeah, maybe it could be like what was suggested? He corrects her equation on the sidewalk and she develops a one sided crush on him, although she wouldn't know how to express said emotions, that mixed with not being taken seriously by said crush, and would just end up in an awkward situation where her lisp gets the best of her
>>3094125
Lanafag reporting
>>3094121
Because it's funny that she tries. I like her character but her only good puns and jokes is when its in a fic or if anons here are coming up with fucked up puns regarding fucking Lincoln.
Here is a double rainbow in Nebraska.
>>3093932
From my friends I noticed they were fucking in highschool so if you haven't done it now you shouldn't expect it to just happen in college. You have to manipulate a girl or convince her to give you the succ.
t. 20 year old virgin
>>3094169
it's too late now.
>>3094125
Lanafag here.
She really needs more attention around here, poor lass.
>>3093932
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE. START A LARGE FAMILY NOW. HAVE LOUD CHILDREN OF YOUR OWN. LOOK IN YOUR HEART YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
AND DON'T YOU DARE MASTERBATE!
>>3094125
>>3094187
>you will never have the perfect tomboy daughterfu to hunt, fish, shoot and teach shop skills to
Given my temper and impatience I guess I should be happy just keeping up a facade with my nieces and nephews for a weekend at most.
>>3093768
Rip Lynn you were a good girl
>>3094286
Cheer up bro, her rape fic got finished before I even got halfway into my Lola fic. Not halfway finished by the way just need to get some more time with it.
Also can some anons give me a suggestion for a problem with Leni? Like what would ruin her day that isn't rape or someone dying?
>/tlhg/.png
>>3094245
She ends up asking Lincoln what's the best way to get a boys attention and asking the sisters what those mixed feelings she has are, which explodes in a storm of "EEEEEEEE!"
>>3094362
Well, yeah, that's true. It still seems like she has the least amount of attention out of all the sisters.
Being out of money on a day with a sale? Chipping a nail? Split ends?
>>3094370
Awful misleading f there are hardly any lewds or fics of Bobby taking advantage of Lincoln's trust and molesting him.
>>3093932
you are in a thread for a kids cartoon discussing about waifus and ships, what do you think?
>>3094362
Lori getting raped and killed.
Just kidding, how about losing her sunglasses or getting a rash on her face, which spreads all over her body so she ends dressed up like your average Saudi woman?
>>3093894
It's about Lincoln feeling neglected because his family forgot his birthday.
>>3094418
nice, thanks bro
>>3094418
>mfw I never tell anybody about my birthday anymore
>>3094125
How does it feel knowing that Lana will NEVER be as beautiful as Lola?
>>3094453
shut up hitler
>>3094385
>She's blushing the entire time
SAVINO PLEASE
Also
>posting sb99 because I'm running out of Lisa pics that aren't reposts
>>3093799
>>3093856
>>3093868
>>3094332
More is coming guys, I just got back with a blizzard from DQ. I'm just winging this whole story by the way, I usually draw, not write.
>>3094462
Finally a time for this to be relevant, it kinda fits the Lola theme as well
>>3094453
>being a superficial asshole
>>3094396
>you are in a thread for a kids cartoon discussing about waifus and ships, what do you think?
And that's the story of how my 7 and a half incher ws fucking wasted
>>3094490
Well, it's not bad for an attempt. Looking forward to reading more.
>>3094503
>implying looks aren't everything
>>3094527
Cute af
>>3093610
are you implying that humiliation is not a top-tier fetish
>>3094490
It's pretty good for a winging.
Good luck, Anon.
>>3094490
This is a very important question what is the color of Leni's undies?
>>3094556
I'd say it's completely bottom
>>3094453
>wanting a high maintenance bitch and not a fun and pure daughterfu that would be happiest innawoods with a 10/22, a pocket full of ammo and her dad
Shitty, shitty taste.
>>3094473
I could make some if you'll give me a second
>>3094594
Though it's nice to switch it up every now and then
>>3094670
CUTE
U
T
E
>>3094670
YES!
Do you think Lola ever starves herself or makes herself puke, being a pageant girl and all?
>>3094385
why does lisa have a huge Mario Bros. mustache?
>>3094723
Maybe not now, but she'll probably get to that at some point of her life
>>3094527
>implying looks are anything
>>3094636
Godspeed anon
>>3094706
How mad will Lola be when Lisa turns out to have bigger breasts?
>>3094723
Someone please write a fic of this
So, if there are any writefags looking for something to write, I have a request.
A cutesy fic, involving one of the sisters (preferably the older half), comforting Lincoln from something. Doesn't have to be anything HUGE that's wrong, a bad day or something. Or it could be something more like a nervous breakdown or dealing with some mental condition like OCD or depression; the choice is yours.
If I was a writefag, I'd make it myself, but...
>>3094789
Might be adding that to the list of Edgy Fics I post in each thread...
>>3094723
like this?
Guys, guys.
Why choose when you can have both
>>3094789
What other sibling(s) could get imvolved? Or should it just be her?
>>3094865
Hmmm.... sounds pretty cool
>>3094875
Maybe Lana trying to get Lola to stop?
Having a romantic dinner with my GF.
Why are you faggots alone on a Thursday night?
>>3094933
Maybe complicated by Lana having a puke fetish?
>>3094933
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>3094951
I'm calling the police
>>3094951
Plotting how someone rapes your gf and how the dad handles it.
>>3094836
I wrote something sorta similar to that late last night with Luna. I'll get to work on your request with Leni in mind, but here's the Luna one for the meantime if you were asleep.
http://pastebin.com/ZS1Z1FT7
>>3092236
Requesting a version of this with Lola in her underwear
>>3094951
>taking her to fucking McDonalds
http://pastebin.com/FHxSUwSa
Hey guys, I was going to work on the fic above "A Shoulder To Lean On" (Lori/Lincoln comfort fic) but after reading through it, I'm thinking of leaving it as is.
I'm not sure where I'd take the story if I continued it, but I wanted to see if you guys would be satisfied with the story ending here.
If not, I can figure something out and work on it some more.
>>3094951
>mcdonalds
>romantic dinner
she's too good for you
>>3094968
Yes, that's a good idea.
>>3094996
D'aw, no I hadn't seen that. It's pretty cute, man.
Thanks for accepting the request anyway, I appreciate it.
>>3094951
Fake as fuck. Lola would never eat such a thing like a Big Mac. She has to maintain her beauty for pageants to come.
>>3095011
OMG A TAKING SKELETON
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>3095008
I know right?
He should have gone somewhere fancier like burger king
>>3094385
Lisa is a old jewish banker with an italian moustache
>>3094968
>came for the cute girl with missing front teeth
>left with a horrible fetish
>>3094951
Why don't you take a seat over there?
>>3094951
No real reason
>>3094686
>>3094715
>>3094706
>>3094769
Was kinda rushed but have a Lisa
>>3095011
I like it, it ends on a nice note, and implies things you don't necessarily have to write. Plus if it frees up more time for you to do other short fics, I would like that just as well.
>>3095039
dude, it ain't that bad
>>3095011
>http://pastebin.com/FHxSUwSa
I believe it's because you dont particularly enjoy writing it, maybe it wasn't what you wanted, did you every finish the other Lori fic where she finds a talent?
>>3094951
>McDonald's
Why not just go all out and take her to Arby's while you're at it.
>>3094577
Uh... taupe. So let's try and get this story back on track. Let's see.
>>3093768
"First things first - and I think you know what that is."
"I'm in trouble." Lincoln could hardly muster the guts to look his sister in the eye. Lori just laughed.
"No, no that. Worse. You really cannot read comics in your underwear ever again. Yeah, you know how to lock your door now, but it's only a matter of time before everyone else finds out how to barge in, anyway." Lori heard Lincoln sigh, which she knew meant that she was right. She continued "but the real point of this conversation is to say that I'm sorry, I should have done more to discourage-"
"Wait." Lincoln said, his underwear now feeling more comfortable, sitting straight up to meet Lori's look. "You guys PLANNED this?!" She saw that he was ready to go off on a tangent and quickly reassured him.
"I'm sorry Lincoln! It was Lola's idea... well, sort of, she literally didn't have any idea about how bad this would turn out, it was pretty much everyone's idea. Except mine." Lincoln just frowned and laid back down. "Well, I could have done more, to refuse it, it's my fault, too."
"Today was WAY over the line. I know I'm not the only one who has issues with having their privacy invaded, but come on! That? That was ridiculous! I really try to be a part of your life and Leni's life, everyone's lives. This just makes me feel like I don't belong at all."
That last sentence stung Lori to the core, and she couldn't help but take offense.
"You're not the one going away to college next year, first of all," her voice sharpened, "you can get to watch Lucy and Lola and Lana and Lisa and Lily grow up. You get to help them with their problems and you get to be GOOD at that!"
>>3095070
Thank you anon, it's extremely cute, some of my previous attempts at Lisa fanart haven't been too successful
>>3094951
I bet Lola only likes the fries there.
>>3095113
Oh my, this took a sad turn.
And I like it.
Keep it going man, it's getting better and better.
>>3095122
Nah, the shakes. They're easier to bring back up.
>>3095091
No not yet, I've been pretty busy as of late, plus I ran into a serious case of writer's block that lasted a couple of days. I finally got back into the swing of things the other night, so I'm going back and finishing them up.
In all honesty, the comfort fic was nice to write at the time, but I just don't feel anything from it anymore; I feel like anything else that I add to the story would just be half-assed.
The second Lori fic "Being More Than A Bossy Sister", the one where she wants to find her talent, seems a lot more fun and I'm fairly excited about writing that one.
>>3095122
BK has the best fries
>>3094951
I was gonna go to the bar after practicing kick scootering around my block a bit to get the hang of it, but now it's kinda late.
I'd rather just code C for a while to git gud
Keep it COMFY
>>3095171
>The second Lori fic "Being More Than A Bossy Sister", the one where she wants to find her talent, seems a lot more fun and I'm fairly excited about writing that one.
Good cause that was my idea
>>3095183
Cute and comfy
>>3095183
Yes, your comfiness.
It'd be a shame if a fic came by and
took that away, wouldn't it?
>No fic of Lincoln catching his mom in her underwear
come on we've all walked in on our moms naked atleast once, and our faces are always the same when we see it
MFW
>>3095232
If you put it that way, yes it wou-
WAIT A MINUTE
>>3095247
The Loud siblings all watching a movie while sitting on the couch, wrapped in blankets. You can't get more comfy than that.
>>3095247
Lola brushing Lisa's hair
>>3095286
Meee?
>>3095279
What's wrong friend? You seem upset.
>>3095008
>>3095014
>>3095037
Alright, if you guys are such fucking Romeos, where would YOU take her?
>>3095247
Lana in a karate outfit
>>3095240
Don't remind me
>>3095247
Lincoln and Luna watching a concert on tv while wrapped in a blanket
>>3095325
Chili's
>>3095325
The alley
>>3095232
I'm confused, what are you writing?
>>3095325
Olive garden or Red Lobster not the fanciest places but it beats micky d's
>>3095325
olive garden
>>3095359
That Lincoln fic with Luna being a figment of Schizophrenia.
>>3095325
Juan maestro
>>3095322
Me, upset? No way. Nothing to be upset about at all. Nope, nothing.
>>3095418
Y E S
E
S
>>3095426
>in chicago
Legit? Never came across it
>>3095113
Heck, this also happened to me.
Damn
>>3094789
Lola taking an experimental weight loss formula created by Lisa that's meant for the morbidly obese.
Sup bros and brahs. Here's a small update to Rock your Heart Out to get things set up for tomorrow's much larger update. Luckily my life is turning around for the better, so hope you like it.
http://pastebin.com/dbp6TayS
Never change bros, never change.
>>3095420
Mi negro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l32vqiRTGew
>>3095472
Shit wait, this should work.
http://pastebin.com/dbp6TayS
>>3095472
Good one spidey.
That being said I could dust off my spider folder
>>3095503
Fucking hell. I clicked on the first link and it brought me to a blank thing, my bad guys.
>>3095113
Lincoln's expression didn't change, so she railed on. "I screwed up so many times! And then you come along and you're literally Dr. Phil'ing your way through stuff other people would have given up or lost their minds on! You think you don't belong? Look at me! I have to be the bad guy because I'm the oldest and I had to look after everyone! And I'll be gone by next fall, why do you think you're getting it so bad? You're taking my place, you do belong - you're literally the centerpiece!" Lori's temporary anger was replaced with love and frustration, so she was glad she could take a softer tone when she saw Lincoln turn towards her again.
"So yeah, you're a little adult. If they didn't believe it before, they do now. Don't be ashamed, Lincoln. It's a lot better than discovering someone kisses a statue of Edgar Allen Poe." She was relieved to hear Lincoln come back to his old self even further with a laugh.
"Lincoln, you're the one I feel closest to." Lori slowly laid down on the edge of his bed, rolling over. "I feel like you're going through a lot of the same things I went through, so, you know... I'm taking my rules back. If you want to come into my room, or if you need to leave a message for me on my phone, feel free."
"Thanks, Lori... I appreciate it." She swung her arm over her body to pull her little brother into a hug and kissed him tenderly on his forehead before getting back up and adjusting her shirt.
"Now, there is one more thing I wanted to talk to you about, but since the mood's a little weird I'll put it off to tomorrow. Is that okay?" she saw him nod. Good. She could teach him about all those things then. She turned to close his door, and upon turning again to head towards her room, she was stopped by the crowd and their questions.
"Tell Lincoln I'm sorry, I didn't mean it when I said he was a weirdo!"
"He's fine, everything's okay..." Lori assured them.
"Did you do anything to him?" Lynn said, looking suspect.
"NO!"
To Be Continued
>>3095529
It works for me tho
>>3095534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKr46XveL6w
>>3095450
It's gone now, it was on the corner of Clark and Belmont. Here's what it looked like
>>3095501
>implying Lola would dance to that filth
>>3095534
I do hope you continue this in a pastebin. And maybe draw a bit to go along with the story. I can't wait to read the next part.
What are you gay?
>>3095534
I'm having flashbacks right now.
Anyway good writing
>>3095583
Well shit. I see what you mean
>>3095595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NXBgSCSrIk
She dances to this
>>3095247
Lincoln huddled up sleeping with Lily in her crib.
I'm gonna buy some pizza for dinner, what do you want for toppings /tlhg/?
>>3095665
Pepperoni
>>3095665
bacon, Canadian bacon, and roasted pork
>>3095665
Not pineapple
>>3095665
grilled chicken and ham
>>3095665
Pizza
>>3095665
Cheese.
>>3095183
cumfy indeed anon
>>3095620
Yeah, it was pretty bad. I used to frequent it in high school cause I was going through that fedora phase.
Thank god for talk therapy and medication
>>3095665
garlic
>>3095665
Anchovy and pineapple.
>>3095596
Oh yeah, I forgot about pastebin. Hopefully I can just paste it as is without it being all fucked up and needing corrections.
>>3095606
Flashbacks to what exactly? Do tell.
>>3095731
Wew. I could never seriously go in there
>>3095534
Nice work, dude. Hope you continue this on a Pastebin. Godspeed and stay based.
>>3095731
>Just remembered that I was going to go buy a new hoodie today
FUCK that's what I wanted to do today and I forgot
>>3095769
Pastebin does let you edit stuff if you have an account
>>3095418
If you're the guy writing that story can you pass a link to the pastebin over here? I thought the story was interesting but I lost the damn link a while back and I can't for the life of me remember it.
>>3095724
>those legs
>>3095665
shards of glass and bacon
>>3095802
I'm not the guy who wrote it but I do have the link.
http://pastebin.com/Jv4vq3vK
>>3095805
would this happen to her if she tried to drive herself for more than 10 minutes?
>>3095665
vaginba
>>3095724
You can't have pizza without pizza
>>3095665
bacon works
>>3095240
Is this an american thing?
My mom walked around my home naked after showering for a good while and has done so as
long as I can remember(pretty sure she's still does it now, but I moved out).
Nude parents aren't exactly a rare sight.
>>3095183
I've got the feeling I've seen this style somewhere else.
And the weirdest thing is that I think I saw it in merchandise.
>>3095818
Much appreciated nonetheless.
>>3095718
>>3095744
You little piece OF SHIT
>>3095827
Sadly, nobody yet, but someone should.
>>3095665
Parmesan, sausage, bacon. If possible cheese in the crust.
And can we get one of those lava cake things?
>>3095731
...not gonna lie, that skeleton hoodie looks pretty cool.
Am I "that guy"?
>>3095836
she was sending you a message
EITHER MOVE OUT OR FUCK ME
>>3095430
Requesting Lynn doing the same thing as Wario.
>>3095665
>>3095854
>>3095793
It's a leather jacket. And it really depends if you can pull it off or not.
I've got a coworker with one and he looks pretty cool. He's black and has dreadlocks but it really suits him
Likewise I have seen autistic manchildren wear them as well on the bus and look like complete morons
>>3095665
>but anooooooon, we had pizza yesterday! I want burgers!
>>3095849
Did the anon who made these make the rest?
>>3095836
I'm spic and after I reached puberty I couldn't look at her naked anymore, it's just weird. also she's not hot so I wouldn't have looked even if I was curious
>>3095836
I mean the first time dude, or atleast right before or after you hit puberty
I can walk in on my mom Getting out of the shower and not care
>>3095869
But both mom and dad has (likely) done this since before I can actually remember it.
And I'm 27.
>>3095769
When my older brother left home and we just had have a huge fistticuff, told him some shit too.
He never came back
>>3095930
they were grooming you young
both of you
your dad's disappointed you never made a move on him
>>3095925
Eh, never had such a reaction, probably due to seeing mom nude everyday since I was 3.
>>3095802
>>3095430
>>3095425
I AM the guy right here, and I have a update for everyone!
Let me know if it's okay, I felt nervous about this part:
http://pastebin.com/Jv4vq3vK
>>3095949
*both of them
>>3095950
Was she hot?
>>3095963
Caliborn, these stories are too impure. These women are not harlots.
>>3095932
Ah, okay.
http://pastebin.com/5sQgUPd1
Well here's the whole story. It's only up for a month because I might add to it, no promises, I have like a dozen story ideas whirling inside of my head right now, including the Luan fetish one. Not my art attached here, but I think if I can't figure out a target for Luan she may take her fetish out on herself in the story. Also this guy capped the whole story here.
>>3095779
>All these anons talking about seeing their parents walking around naked
>tfw incest and family incest is one of your biggest fetishes
There seriously needs to be more doujins with the whole family rather than just mom/son or dad/daughter, etc.
>>3095971
Before being pregnant the first time(me being the kid), definitely.
After three kids, I'd still say she was pretty hot until she hit 45. Still rather pretty for her age at 55+.
Also, When I was 5, she had already had all three kids.
>>3096006
is there gonna be sexy times or feels in pt 2?
or sexy feels>
>>3095963
I liked the update dude. See? Nothing to be upset about at all ya maniac
>>3094968
Lana helping Lola hide her habit by helping her dispose of the evidence, taking her puking bucket and dumping the contents somewhere.
>>3095805
>no kneecaps
>>3096049
Well I don't know, I'm making it up as I go along. I guess Lori could uh... give... Lincoln a handjob or something, educate him so he can educate the other sisters in a way that's more detailed than what the parents could give out, and because I think I have it set up where she trusts he could do a good job doing that because she acknowledges he's good at general problem solving. I don't care to write sad stuff so this is as dramatic as it would get, promise promise.
>>3095920
I have no idea
So what time's the pizza gonna get here?
Anyone up for a game of Uno in that time?
>>3096072
Maniac?!
Well, Lincoln was gonna get a happy ending.
Maybe I'll just
change that.
>>3096103
education?
mom and dad gather the kids around the couch to demonstrate how sex works
problem solved
>>3096132
Sure.
>>3096135
Woah woah! Hold those horses. I meant that in a completely endearing way. Promise!
>inb4 i'm sure you already know that
>>3095963
Man dude that was a mix of upsetting feels and kinda good feels
>>3096135
YOU BETTER NOT CHANGE IT
>>3096156
"And kids, this is *grunt* how I thrusted *unngh* into your mother...and made Lily!"
*everyone* yaaaaay
>>3096174
>>3096176
It's too late! The damage is done! Lincoln's fate has been SEALED!
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(Really though, thanks for the feedback, you guys.)
>>3096132
Okay, Uno it is
I take all my cards and grind them in a blender, turning the cards into a lovely smoothie.
Your turn.
>>3096132
Wait, Uno in english is Uno??
>>3096132
Use any draw 4's on me and someone's getting punted. A certain shortstack for sure
>>3096135
Luna can't just disappear without a fight, if she's going out she's taking Lincoln's mind with her.
>>3096182
>remember kids, It's important to spit directly into the anus for proper lubrication
>>3096132
sure why not
>>3096245
What a horrible thing to happen.
Shame if someone took that idea and just
ran with it.
>>3096235
of course stacks
stacks of fuckin $CASH MONEY$ binch
>>3096245
I'm afraid Luna's going to go out like a light and blink from all existence
>>3096206
Any time dude. I hope nothing bad actually....
>>3096273
oh....
Lola bulimia fic when?
>tfw draw a skip card
update: I ate the pizza. without you.
grovel at my cheesy burps
CarolxLori when?
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM
>>3096360
SON OF A BITCH!
Wait, I thought we were playing real Uno...
>>3096360
You piece of shit
>>3096360
fuck you i got my own 'zza
>>3096380
Let's do it!
>>3096360
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>3096350
>Tfw when down to last to with nothing but skips and draw 2's
>>3096360
where'd you get the pizza from, because if it's from a shitty place then u can eat it all
>>3096360
Now you fucked up
The guy who just wrote the Underwear story here, so if I did a fic on Luan's whole fat fetish, how do you think it should go? I'd like to keep it lighthearted in general with a lot of suspense to go with it. I definitely have a plan to make Luan have a breakdown from being humiliated after it's exposed.
>>3096360
Man, fuck you and your burps.
Last thought from Schizo Lincoln writer here on this update:
If anyone wants to kind of take what I've done and use this prompt from that Edgy guy's list:
>Alternate to the above: Lynn is frustrated with how the family treats the situation and dresses up like "Luna" to try and seduce Lincoln.
Feel free to use the sort of set-up I have if it makes it easier. I don't like writing lewd stuff, but this would be interesting to see.
Guys dont you remember?
We had coupons for a second pizza!
DIG IN
>>3092144
As always
ANAL CUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QPdK087alw
>>3096360
I hope you step on a lego piece
>>3096388
i think you mean PIZZA shit, haha get it, get it??
>>3093155
>>3093195
>>3093727
>>3093736
there anons, i think it might need a bit more lighting but since most of the action is under the sheets i'd rather have it all without much shading
>>3096461
Jesus...
>>3092144
https://youtu.be/xdkLZNyEMVU
>>3092144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZy8oXfSc68
Also ill do requests
>>3096466
Right, right. I'd have you make my pizza because you'll always be there to HAM it up
Daily reminder that Lori has to put up with a lot
>>3096500
Oh yes this is perfect
how bout we play CAH instead?
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=13
password is tlhg
>>3096524
Lisa with a cute little bow on her head?
new thread when?
>>3094968
Lana actively encouraging it or just letting Lola do it herself?
>>3096006
Luna could work as a target
>>3096438
It could go with Luan trying to subtly get her sisters eating more, starting with Luna since they y'know share a room, using a wealth of puns and jokes to keep em thinking its just Luan being Luan.
>>3096500
NOICE
>>3096500
YES
YEEEESSSS
>>3096541
you shouldn't leave your Leni unsupervised
