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JUST HOST A GAME YOU FUCKING C.UCKS
BLAH YOU GET THE IDEA FUCKING HOST
>Repost!
>>3084342
No need to worry about me!
...
Uhh lets see here..
>opens a dictionary
Figure.. of speech...
>>3084360
H-Heh... It sure cared me....
>>3084369
Well I am a goddess! Goddess of Water Aqua! Of course I am capable of doing divine power!
>>3084440
>>3084447
Yeah I kinda expected that, so what's with the pretty dress
>>3084440
>>3084447
I'll just ignore that
>>3084444
I can't, I'm writting events right now
>>3084452
>>3084421
>Closes hatch on tank
>Seals hatch
>>3084440
>>3084447
....Of course you are.
>>3084434
Just because a zombie walks doesn't mean it is alive
>>3084463
>jumps on top of the hatch
Out! Now!
>starts jabbing the hatch
>>3084479
>It has all the effectiveness of what one would expect of stabbing a tank
>The tank lurches as it begins to move
>>3084453
Hey! I am searching for other things like.... uhh.... like for example... the first guy saying... uh Cuck?
What was that?
>searches the F section
>>3084452
Pretty dress? Of course it is a dress of a goddess! What do you expect.
>>3084463
Of course I am!.... Wait... that is not a sarcasm that you're doing is it?
>Rapes everyone in self defence
>>3084498
Yes, yes it is.
...You know what I've been meaning to test my tank on?
>>3084499
I don't think that'll hold up in court, Anon...
>>3084495
alright fine! I dealt with things stronger than this metal, I'll just kick it upwards.
>gets down to the ground level and super kicks the tank's side
I wish this thing could bleed.
>>3084498
You're a goddess? That's bloody nice, a goddess of what?
>>3084498
I'll just leave you alone then.
>>3084518
Please fondle my bum.
>>3084506
Huh? So.. What are you going to test it o?
>>3084516
Water! I am a goddess of water Aqua of the Axis Sect!
>>3084518
>grabs you by the leg
Don't leave me! The dictionary have nothing aside from 1 word definition!
>>3084556
Sweet, I love water, even if the baddies are rude as heck.
>>3084556
>flips skirt
>>3084499
>Remains safe inside of tank
>>3084516
>As you get on to the ground, the tank, unsurprisingly, does not stop, the turret turning about and firing a few shots as it drives off
>>3084556
I've been meaning to see how well it'd square off against a god. Last time I fought one, I was drunk and out of my tank and still bashed his head in with a bottle.
>>3084556
Eh, what am I supposed to do about it
>>3084498
Cuck is the worst word ever made
>>3084513
kys
>>3084571
Oh ho ho, pellets? Is that all you got I dodg-
>gets hit by one
...
>just starts dashing and dodging the shots
Dead
>>3084631
Not with Crazy Diam-oh wait, Crazy Diamond can't revive the dead.
>>3084631
And I have killed it.
>>3084570
>Pulls you out of the shdow
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
>>3084569
Yay!
Nature beauty!!
>Sprays sprinkle of water
>>3084602
Teach me sensei! What is Figure of speech!
>>3084604
A-Ahh.. Is that... so?
>>3084634
Can he fix my shit tastes?
>>3084610
No. Sorry to disappoint.
>>3084641
That's so beyond saving not even Crazy Diamond can fix it...
can we not post for about 1 hour?
>>3084650
Just fucking do it. Follow Chiaki to the other side.
>>3084650
Why don't you want to die? Can I kill you?
>>3084639
Yes, it is best to never be mentioned
Someone host CaH or something.
>>3084639
Wha- Oi! Let me go!
>>3084663
>>3084671
You two, I swear.
>>3084656
no, because I am John Madden
Morning everyone
>>3084639
They're just metaphores
>>3084611
>It abruptly shifts back to firing a beam for a moment, before driving out of sight
>Good night everyone.
>>3084673
What did I do?
>>3084658
I...that...that isn't how it works.
>>3084660
Should I want to die? I don't think that's particularly normal.
>>3084674
JOHN MADDEN
FOOTBALL
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>3084673
What? Is not like I do that all the time.
>>3084675
Night.
>>3084693
Is it? Would you rather kill me?
>>3084639
Are you giving me a bath or something?
>>3084675
Hello! How's your blood today?
>>3084686
Where di- how did she get away? Oh well, now I have a reason to claw someone.
>adios pal
>>3084675
What is a disabled person doing here? Where is your dog?
>>3084693
I forgot that she isn't even real, sorry. Even if you die she won't be there.
>>3084695
GOOD FOOTBALL IS PLAYED BY GOOD FOOTBALL PLAYERS PLAYING GOOD FOOTBALL
>>3084691
You know exactly what you did.
>>3084699
Why do I find that hard to believe? You still did it, you pervert.
>>3084663
Cuck? Hehe.... Cuck. Cuck. Cuck. Cuck.
>>3084671
I knew it was you! You promised me that you won't do it again!
>>3084684
Metaphor?
>opens dictionary
Oh! Metaphor!!
>>3084675
Good Morning!
>>3084704
Noo! I am just giving you water! This is my power!
>>3084700
Oh, it's night? Well, good night then?
>>3084704
Hello... My day has been good, what about yours?
>>3084707
Disabled? I-I don't own a dog...
>>3084707
>Knows someone that has fucking crosshairs on their eyes
>Assuming someone is blind just because they have weird eyes
>>3084710
Double (You) Double (You) Double (You)
>>3084695
John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden
>>3084700
Are you feeling okay? Do you normally ask strangers these questions?
>>3084708
...Are you finished?
>>3084721
Has everything been going well here?
>>3084726
>this is pretty much a thing with Hinata at this point, she's explained the eye thing many times already
>>3084444
Checked Dach
It's not football
It's rugby
>>3084724
I was saying the opposite of what you said.
>>3084736
>Stares
I asked you these questions.
>>3084715
I had a reason to do it, and it's not like I do it to everyone, just to her.
>>3084721
I did? I don't remeber saying something like that, it would be stupid to make that kind of promise.
>>3084721
Oh...
>>3084724
You've got eyes that are way to white, are you a vampire?
>>3084721
You really seem out of touch with pretty much everything
>>3084715
I don't know. What did I do?
>>3084721
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
>>3084730
>>3084735
Moonbase spam ava when?
>>3084726
And she has nothing in her eyes, what is your point miscreant? I can't just assume everyone has some sort of quirk, disabled people still exist.
>>3084724
Do you at least have a stick? Something to guide you?
>>3084768
ur cute
>>3084751
Oh... Why are you doing that?
>>3084758
No, it is because of an ability I have... it runs in the family... Do vampires really exist where you're from?
>>3084779
Oh... I'm not blind or anything... my eyes are like this because of an ability I inherited from my family...
>>3084768
[dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
[dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<600,27>][dah<500,28>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,19>][dah<500,16>][dah<130,23>][dah<600,20>]
>>3084756
But you still did it anyway, it doesn't matter you're reasoning, I'm taking you in.
>>3084768
You'll have to find out yourself, think of it as a self discovery adventure.
Sooo...New Game When?
>>3084778
She wants to attract (You)s
>>3084779
Did she even act like she was a bling person fumbling about? The only other possibilities that don't involve being able to see perfectly fine would be memorization or echolocation.
>>3084787
Why aren't you?
>>3084751
You did, and I'm a stranger. Am I the first one you asked these questions, or not?
>>3084778
It's not hard to rebuild an adachi folder I'd imagine... after all, he used an adachi picture IN that post that he had in his adachi folder before...
>>3084787
Nope, I just heard vampires have weird eyes, something to do with hippies toe tots? You know what, Nevermind, I am Clawdia, I'd give you a handshake but my claws can cut you pretty bad.
>>3084740
Of course! Everything is going well right now!
>>3084756
Yes you did! You promised me not to do it again!
>tears starts to well in her eyes
>>3084758
want something more powerful?
CREATE WATER!
>blasts you with water
>>3084761
No I am not! I m a goddess!
>>3084768
Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Man this word is fun to use!
>>3084798
Once we find more heroes.
>>3084778
Oh, I didn't see that, I just got here
>>3084799
Also this
I wanna die...
>>3084813
That's not an excuse!
>>3084810
Nice to meet you... My name is Hinata
>>3084813
That's good... My name is Hinata, it's nice to meet you
>>3084789
T-Take me where? To the police? You can't do that, my mom would be there and she would kill me!
>>3084813
Hey hey, hold on, don't start crying for something like that.
>>3084817
Sooo...Never Ever? Gotcha.
>>3084819
I kinda guessed that...
>>3084783
No, I'm a guy
>>3084789
I don't even know what to look for. What?
>>3084813
Shut up or I'll hit you
>>3084826
I want you to live.
So that you continue to suffer.
>>3084806
You were talking about it first.
>>3084826
>pushes off building
>>3084825
>bops head
>>3084799
>attracts the (You)s
>>3084798
>says never
>>3084787
Oh, so a power that somehow took your pupils away? My apologies for calling you disabled.
>>3084803
I don't jump to conclusions to make excuses for a lack of action.
>>3084838
And she'll love to hear why her little Araragi-kun is getting time.
>>3084841
You will.
>>3084852
>goes Boo
>>3084840
Perdon, algun día? un poco?
>>3084847
Jokes on you, I'd probably find a way to suffer in the afterlife.
>>3084852
>Falls
>Lands on a pile of trashbags
Looks like I'm home...
>>3084866
Yo deseo mucho tener sexo con su boca bonita.
Por favor.
>>3084840
>I could host but I'm going to eat something before I die of hunger.
>>3084838
You made a promise.... How dare you...
>>3084833
I did tell you that I am a goddess right? BUt still That is a good excuse!
>>3084841
Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Hehehehehhehhe
>>3084837
My name is Aqua~! The goddess of the Axis Sect! I am of course a water goddess!
>>3084850
It's still an irregular practice...
>>3084855
It's ok... you aren't the first to be confused by it... My name is Hinata by the way... What's yours?
>>3084878
A water goddess? I don't know if I've met a goddess before...
>>3084813
>gets thrown away by it
Just like home!
>>3084837
Everyone I've met so far had something in them, so what are you?
>>3084878
Being a goddess isn't an excuse to be stupid. If anything , it means you have to be smarter and wiser than the rest
>>3084840
Atleast there's not a single supernatural thing in this place. Other than this place.
>>3084856
But seriously what are you talking about? I need to know what I did.
>>3084878
>slaps
>>3084856
P-Please Christina-sama! Don't take me to the police, and please, PLEASE don't tell my mom!
>>3084878
I'm sorry! I don't remember doing that, how can I be sure that you're not making it up?!
>>3084879
You're an irregular practice.
>She takes out a doughnut and starts eating
>>3084805
... Why are you?
Did I do that right?
>>3084891
Something in them? I'm just a human...
>>3084909
Well you just slapped a poor innocent goddess, for one thing.
>>3084910
Go to your room, mister.
>>3084912
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E
>>3084871
>se desvanece
>>3084889
IIDA TENYA, CLASS PRESIDENT!
>>3084937
Chill f.am, no need to yell
>>3084924
Is that all I have to do?
>>3084866
Better someday, I'm board as hell.
>>3084902
Well there are vampires...and a demon that yells about rururules a lot...
>>3084912
Yeah, well...you...uh...
>>3084924
She isn't innocent! She tries to force spirits to go where she wants them. And she was pissing me off!
>>3084937
W-Why are you shouting!?
I want to stick my penis into _______________________________'s urethra.
>>3084952
Why would you want something more?
>>3084962
your
>>3084889
Hehe! I am a water goddess! So you should be honored to be in my presence!
>>3084891
Hahaha! I can do something more powerful than that! But it will sweep everyone!
>>3084892
I-I am not stupid!! I have an intelligence just below average!
>>3084909
Cu-.......
......................
>punches you with magic
>>3084910
How am I making it up! It's just last week since I said that!
>>3084915
So you're just boring, I thought your eyes would do something cool.
>>3084970
K-kuga?
>>3084962
’´??š’s??—ƒ??ƒCƒh??Iƒfƒ‚ƒ€??[ƒr??[
>>3084954
Are they causing trouble?
>>3084965
Sure, if she's going to make me go to my room, you can at least get me a sandwich.
>>3084973
Hmm, so you said it, not me, I'm not breaking any promise.
>>3084973
Just shut up!
>>3084973
Would the people really put their faith in a stupid goddess?
>>3084939
>>3084960
I AM NOT SURE WHY!
>>3084996
Is that Yamada? If so, Yamada avafag when?
>>3084988
...Well no, I just thought I'd let you know, cause that's your shebang isn't it?
>>3084996
I'm on board if it's free.
>>3084973
O-Oh, should I bow... or... I'm not being impolite am I?
>>3084976
W-well, where I'm from, we can all do some pretty cool things... I don't think my eyes are too special or anything, but they can help me see a lot better, and sense a kind of energy that flows through everyone...
>>3084970
I-I'm not for sexual anon...
>>3085003
D-Do you need medical help?
>>3084983
I fucking hate maths
>>3084997
I'm not your Mother, There's only a few people I'd cook for and it's because they're cute.
>>3084996
It's like, eight in the morning...it's time for breakfast, not dinner.
>>3085025
Am I not cute enough for you to cook for me, Zombie-senpai?
>>3085036
Free food's free food, hombre. There's no need to get technical.
>>3085042
kys
>>3084997
You said it too!
>>3084996
Free dinner!
>>3084999
KEK!!!!!!!
>>3085001
Of course they don't know that!
>A voice from above
>Actually following her sect will reduce your intelligence significantly
ERIS!!! SHUT UP!!
>>3085020
Hehe~ Up to you but I would like you to be more respectful!
>>3085025
Can I have free dinner?
>>3085014
Yeah it is, I just wanted to know if they are causing trouble, because this place doesn't seem to be against them.
>>3084915
Try again.
>>3084955
>She stares at you while eating
I'm phwat?
>>3084996
What's for dinner?
>>3085055
NOW THIS IS SOME EXELENT RP
>>3085020
Energy? What energy?
>>3085020
NO, I AM FINE! WHY DO YOU ASK?
>>3084996
BUT IT'S THE MORNING!
>>3085003
>>3085020
I hear this helps with excessive yelling
>Hands her a bottle of Ipecac syrup
>>3085055
I can already imagine what would happen if everyone knew.
>>3085075
Good. Want a smoke?
>>3085075
>forgot picture
>reeee
Did you know you can grab the opponent's rapier with your offhand in fencing?
>>3085055
>nice filter fag
What are you yelling about now?
>>3085063
Hehe!~ Of course, A goddess have perfect everything!
>>3084996
Dinner? Where?
>>3085058
You're strange, that much is for sure... Possibly crazy.
>>3085083
No thanks, smoking's not my thing.
>>3085075
Maybe if you still live with your parents, but if you're by yourself there's no such thing as breakfast restrictions.
Also, isn't steak and eggs a breakfast food? Technically we could push the eggs to the side and only eat the steak.
>>3085055
>bows
I'll try to be!
>>3085058
U-Uhm... don't try again?
>>3085067
In my world it's called Chakra... it's energy that animals and people use to do different things... Where I'm from we can use it for different abilities and tricks, some can even use it to heal...
>>3085072
Because you are still shouting...
>>3085078
What's this? Is it safe?
>>3085075
No steak and eggs?
>>3085042
Look what you've done..you've made someone come to me!...why do you want food so badly!?
>>3085055
Do none of you cook for yourselves..I don't even have a way to cook at the moment.
>>3085107
Suit yourself.
>>3085054
Hand me a gun and I'll try to.
>>3085055
I'd remember it, liar.
>>3085118
I didn't do anything, you said your little secret on your own.
>>3085114
That's too fancy for you
>>3085138
Yeah so what asshole? I never said I was gonna -buy- it.
>>3085078
I AM FINE, NO NEED!
>>3085113
>He clears his throat.
My apologies. I am Iida Tenya, Class President.
>>3085087
Did you know taking a tec-9 to a fencing fight greatly increases your chance of winning?
>>3085113
Perfectly safe.
But you'll have to use a fair amount for it to work.
>>3085146
Who is buying then? Last I checked noone cared for a slob like you :^)
>>3085110
...Alright,let me put this better, would eat a Big Mac for breakfast? Would you eat lobster for breakfast? No, that's just silly, you should stick with the basics, eggs and bacon or bust...that egg on toast thing is also good.
>>3085114
Am I the only person who doesn't eat steak in the morning?
>>3085081
No! They already know the consequence!
>>3085090
C UCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>3085113
Hehehe! This is the first time I have a very respectful person around here! Actually one of the first!
>>3085118
Nope~! I don't know how to! In heaven I usually get food for free!
>>3085136
But I remember it!
>>3085136
How was that even a secret? you were better when you were younger, literally a second ago
>>3085113
oooh, show me! I want to see it!
>>3085094
Maybe you're crazy, but that's interesting. Do you want one?
>She hands you one
>>3085113
Correct.
Nice Hunger Games you all got here.
>>3085147
>Starts shoving Ipecac down his throat
Fucking take it you dirty whore.
>>3085159
I could bum it off somebody if I really cared. I'm fine with pocky for breakfast.
>>3085166
Yeah, sorry for your loss.
Alright so
24 or 36?
>>3085172
I want to Shiina Shiina's Shiinas.
>>3085173
People wait for good things to arrive.
Wait your turn.
>>3085184
I'd guess she's at least 36DD
>>3085166
I just realized something, all the superheroes you talked to are red.
>>3085184
>>3085173
Right on time, 36!
>>3085183
Bum it off who? Go bum off your waifu, you fag:^)
>>3085166
Food's food. It doesn't matter when you eat it, because it's dinner time somewhere on this earth.
>>3085184
I'd say 24.
>>3085191
ayyyy
>>3085205
Well that's just no fun...
>>3085168
So you're not a magical girl but a angel? now that's a relief.
Guys. We suck at making shitstorms. >>3085080
>>3085168
I still don't understand, what are you trying to say?
>>3085207
Her waifu has less money then her though
>>3085207
Go to bed Ramsay.
>>3085192
...Dios Mio, you're right, that's weird!
>>3085209
Well it's still fucking bizarre, man...
36 it is. New thread in a second
>>3085205
Uh, why're you angry? Did I say something wrong again?
>>3085168
That doesn't count, but if it makes you feel better, I promise to remember it from now on.
>>3085169
So you do think I looked cute as a 6 years old boy? Should I call the cops?
>>3085188
Here.
>She hands you a picture of her in manga form
>>3085205
No, I think you've done quite enough. Now have your rest.
>>3085239
I don't see the problem here. If you're hungry enough you'll eat anything for breakfast.
