Hg thread
>>3083368
However I look at it, a normal house is still better. You could have a normal bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, laundry room- whatever you want in there. I doubt your tank has all those things.
>>3083364
Maybe after I've developed a few more cards.
Alright seems I can host so mid entry for a 24 soon.
Welcome to the thread.
>>3083332
I haven't gotten a chance to dress up in a while... Could be fun! Sure, just gotta find the right outfit I think.
>>3083399
Tired Parsee
>>3083402
I understa-
Wait, was that a yes?
first 23 for the 3rd Cyborg Games.
>>3083399
People I dislike
>>3083393
I can manage everything but that last one in this. Besides, keeping on the move is...important.
>>3083364
How do you think I feel?
>>3083400
Uh, thanks?
>>3083402
Not sure if real Sunset.
>>3083415
Mech Kirby
>>3083415
Free
>>3083414
ABORT! IT'S NOT HER!
>>3083415
Sunset
>>3083415
Ririchiyo
>>3083418
Why is that? Do you have a lot of enemies that are hunting you down?
>>3083415
Wadanohara!
>>3083415
Kenny
>>3083415
Jack Spicer
>>3083415
Mami Tomoe
>>3083415
Tired Parsee 2
>>3083415
Spike
>>3083415
Eggman-kun
>>3083415
Vic Viper
>>3083415
Bert
>>3083415
Canti
>>3083415
Bandanna Dee
>>3083414
Yeah, yeah that's a yes
>>3083425
What? We've gone to events before together.
>>3083419
Should I take a test?
>>3083415
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>3083428
You could say that. It could also be at least in part paranoia.
>>3083452
Huuuh?! I thought you just turned him down all the time... Was he lying?
Kaizuka Inaho
4 more please
>>3083452
W-Well then.. Uh.. I'll find a nice picture for entry.
>>3083473
Hey, when did I ever say that?
>>3083415
Mahaa
>>3083397
How do you develop them?
>>3083415
King Kaito
>>3083474
Dominic.
>>3083415
Toriel
>>3083415
PoseGo
>>3083480
Huuuh?! Am I living in an alternate reality all of the sudden?
>>3083474
Akiyama Mio
Roster check.
>>3083482
It's a rather...unusual affair. It'd be better off just showing you, but I'm not so certain you could, you know...make them.
>>3083469
Ahh, I know what it's like trying to get away from enemies. In my case, I simply decided to live with other youkai- we're much more stronger and harder to target if we're in a group.
>laptop fails for some fucking reason
>data is lost
>check phone and usb to see if i put ava folders on them
>not on either
>remember i factory reset my phone and formatted my usb so i could fix my brother's computer
>all of my characters are gone
RIP Adachi, Minako, Lisa Mishima, upcoming Satoru Fujinuma and many more.
>>3083494
Just because she didn't want to go out with me when I was younger doesn't mean she always turned me down. We were Soiree partners after all.
>>3083500
Looks great.
>>3083507
A perfect time to start over desu
>>3083473
I'm not going to commit to a relationship when at the time my partner was an infant. This is different, this is a dance or something, right?
>>3083507
Bring your harddrive to a data recovery service?
Shit man, F
>>3083500
It looks just fine to me.
Also, greetings to everyone here. I wish you the best of luck!
>>3083507
>F
D-do you want to borrow my premium pixiv account...?
>>3083507
F
>>3083524
>premium pixiv
Is it worth the bucks?
>>3083507
At least nothing of value was lost.
>>3083506
>She twitches at the word "youkai", tensing up a bit
>>3083521
>Slowly reaches for hatch of tank
>>3083500
Let's get this show on the road.
>>3083500
And we begin with the bloodbath.
>>3083507
Rip dachman.
>>3083534
Yes it is! Sort by popularity and filtering!
>>3083511
I really should pay more attention I guess... shit.
>>3083517
I don't know, it's just some get together for losers. Have fun, I'm gonna go lay down.
>>3083545
>she raises her hand and waves
Hello there, young one--
...What are you doing there?
>>3083547
And off we go.
>>3083550
How much bucks is it?
>>3083547
Poyo!
>>3083547
Funny you should mention that because this one time-!
>>3083507
Don't worry. I have a Minako folder for you.
>>3083501
Why's that? Because I'm not 'alive'?
>>3083545
What's wrong? Are you scared of us?
>>3083547
...Did I run something over?
>>3083555
>With just the same slowness she starts lowering it until it's just barely cracked open, her gaze unwavering
>>3083563
kys ramsay
>>3083552
Sweet dreams sweetheart.
>>3083564
No, more about the "magic" thing....
>>3083563
DELETE THIS
>>3083569
Ah, I understand. You are... scared of me, perhaps?
Now, now, it is alright. I do not wish to hurt you, human.
>>3083583
Ah... I cannot believe I actually managed that! you are a good pilot, Mami.
>>3083574
>Throws wads of paper at to get attention.
>>3083568
...That's one way of putting it.
>>3083586
Heard that one before.
>>3083583
Aw, it's okay, I can work that little ding out for you, no problem.
>>3083578
But you love it.
>>3083583
I-I can fix this. I know I can fix this.
>>3083552
I don't blame you. It's pretty complicated.
>>3083583
This is going to be a piece of cake. He looks like a mere fragile human.
>>3083592
IT IS FORBODEN
>>3083547
>>3083583
Well that blew
>>3083583
>>3083592
>Slaps
Bad anon!
>>3083591
It is alright if you choose not to believe my words. I must admit, that is quite a marvel you are piloting! Is that of your own design?
Alright fuckers what we shitposting about today?
>>3083600
Forbidden is the best kind.
>>3083591
What have they ever done to you? Wait, don't answer that, I'm not at good terms with them either. I'm not like them though, I won't hurt you unless I absolutely need to.
>>3083587
>Swats at the object disturbing her hair
>>3083608
>Changes Armor to Plasma mode
>>3083610
Persona, GO GO GO!
>>3083608
You're gonna need to do better next time, magician!
>>3083609
Of course it is!
>>3083625
I've only found myself able to stay calm around an evil spirit, a half-breed, and that laughable gatekeeper.
>>3083558
About 3 dollars a month, I believe.
>>3083577
Oh.. ah well, I'm not much of a fighter anyway.
>>3083636
Ah, this is relaxing.
>>3083608
Yeah... I recokon I should.
>>3083636
It's the only logic of way.
>>3083632
Persona?
Alright let me shitpost it
My cum > Persona
>>3083636
Poyo!
>>3083636
This is going... well, I don't have a target yet, but it's gonna blow up
>>3083636
Full house, I win again.
>>3083637
You're able to stay calm around an evil spirit, but not normal youkai? That's strange.
>>3083627
>Throws more paper waiting for a verbal reply,
>>3083642
Alright, maybe if I pick up an avatar thats japanese one day, I'll consider it
>Kissu
>>3083644
I've noticed.
>>3083637
Very impressive, indeed!
>she takes a step or two closer, leaning to get a closer look
You must have spent many hours on it. But then, that is what humans are good at. Their determination...
>>3083667
Ah, just in time...
>>3083647
It's a start.
>>3083667
OH MY GOD. THEY KILLED KENNY!
>>3083507
>yfw he did this on purpose to escape this hellhole
>>3083673
THOSE BASTARDS!
>>3083671
Sorry, I'm still at shitposting school
I try my best
>>3083660
O-okay.
>>3083636
Good to have a backup...just in case.
>>3083654
She called herself that, but aside from her ambitions- which more or less lined up with my own anyways-, she was pretty much fine. Also one of the few people to respect my research enough to fund it. Which is to say "the only".
....Mima was weird, but she made for a decent boss.
>>3083667
>Closes hatch
>>3083670
>She flinches at the approach
It's my life's work, actually....
>>3083656
>Slaps the back of her head, sighing in frustration as she whirls around.
Hey.
You.
Stop that.
>>3083667
Why doesn't this work when I try to do it?
>>3083683
Wait till you get a job and shitpost while getting a paycheck.
>>3083662
Hey! I'm sorry if I don't like hurting others...
>>3083689
Chill...
>>3083695
Do you have a PhD in shitposting, Hosh?
I'm studying it because the shitpost market is blooming
>>3083686
I don't know who any of them are, but she must of been something else to call herself "evil". Not the most friendly title, is it?
>>3083690
Oh shit. I didn't think i'd get a reply.. uh...Hi..
>>3083707
>
>>3083689
Poyo.
>>3083706
It's more of a genuine hatred of something and training your brain to say the worst thing at the worst moment to produce the best results.
>>3083686
> * Toriel smiles up at you.
My, my...
I am sure you are proud of it. I certainly would be if I could make such things like this.
>>3083689
A-ah? Good strategy... ganging up on me...
>>3083715
>mfw I don't want to shitpost but I keep doing it
Any idea on how to control the urges?
>>3083712
>Picks off a piece of you and eats it
>>3083716
Somebody talked about it? Oh shit, SOMEBODY TALKED ABOUT IT! AHH!
>>3083728
I'll have my HG Empire before we cure the shitposting urges munchies.
>>3083707
Supposedly, she was a restless spirit that was so bitter at mankind she persisted after death. Never really acted the part of those things, though...I think she just called herself that to sound important.
>>3083719
Of course I am! It's my second-finest creation, after all.
>>3083729
Poyo?
>>3083736
You'll be the king
Jude will be the queen
I'll be the joker of shitposting
>>3083700
Neither do I, but I just don't have any qualms with it when I have to.
>>3083736
Hey, can you teach erp guys about standards?
>>3083745
Mhm~!
Puni, puni~!
>>3083737
>motions saying it was an accident
>>3083744
Your second-finest? And how about your first, child?
>>3083710
Of course I'm going to say something, You can't exactly ignore when someone's messing with you.
Whaddya want?
>>3083737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siqjwwzkRVQ
Testing? Um... Testing?
Is this Internet working properly?
>>3083773
IT'S ALIVE
>3.5 hours downtime
Well, that was a mildly terrifying experience.
>>3083737
Naaaah.
>>3083757
...Currently in the process of rebuilding it.
holy shit did this place day for like five hours?
>>3083773
Geez, that took a while.
>>3083737
Post come on we're back now let me continue.
>>3083790
>>3083790
>>3083790
>>3083790
That was...interesting.
>>3083784
>More like all of 4chan for not quite four
>>3083792
Aw, c'mon...!
>>3083787
>rubs tum
>>3083775
Ah, good! I was worried it was a problem on my end. These things are not my strong suit...
>>3083776
Hello, faceless one.
>>3083782
Really, now? Is that all you would like to say about it?
>>3083787
Quite a long time, indeed. At least we are all back, yes?
Reconnecting (Attempt 826483)...
Connection established.
Hello! Is this place real yet?
>>3083829
I wish my dick was that USB.
>>3083821
>slaps hand away
>punches tum
hands off the moichandice
>>3083826
And final slide.
>>3083744
If you wanted to sound important, I would have thought adding "Dr" or "Professor" would have been better than "Evil". It is unique and sticks to people's mind, I suppose.
>>3083833
Same
>>3083829
Greetings.
>>3083830
Quite real, young one. Are you here to join us?
Goliath online
>>3083830
Data not found.
>>3083833
Information noted; stored.
>>3083836
Permission to congratulate?
Permission to thank for hosting?
Yes/No.
>>3083842
>She bows.
Salutations. Permission to introduce myself?
Yes/No.
>>3083836
Congratulations, will finish up winscreen in a moment and if you would like I will host again.
>>3083836
Congratulations, Canti
>>3083829
Why did my Robo-waifu have to leave me?
>>3083830
Finally.
>>3083842
Sweet, free blo- no no, forget what I was just trying to say, join you in what?
>>3083844
Heya big machine.
>>3083849
Who's data?
>>3083822
It'll be bigger and badder than it ever was!
>>3083830
Duh.
>>3083844
Hmmm...I see potential.
>>3083850
Damn, that was a long won. Congrats, and thanks for the run!
>>3083849
Question: Why is 4chan so fucking shit today?
>>3083850
And our winners winscreen should they still be here.
>>3083849
Permission granted.
>>3083864
No problem.
u guys r gay
>>3083864
Well good, then I can collect blood, and what the bloody heck are you sitting on?
>>3083856
Data not found.
Computing...
'Robo-waifu'.
>>3083861
Data; noun; the quantities, characters, or symbols on which operations are performed by a computer, being stored and transmitted in the form of electrical signals and recorded on magnetic, optical, or mechanical recording media.
>>3083867
Data not found.
>>3083877
>She plays a recording.
'Thank you for hosting.'
>>3083836
That is a shame.
Congratulations, Canti.
>>3083849
> * Toriel bows back to you politely.
Do go ahead, child.
>>3083850
Congratulations, Canti. Very nice fight.
>>3083861
Join us in this Arena of course. Of course I also have pie, and plenty of candy around~. Please, do join us.
> * Toriel offers a hand to you, bending forward.
>>3083864
I certainly hope it is successful.
... If I may ask... Do you only manufacture weapons and such? Surely your talents could also be used to create helpful things as well...
>>3083879
F-fuck you too!
>>3083850
>>3083877
Congratulations and thanks for hosting
How long has this thread been frozen for?
>Jasper
>>3083882
Activate F.I.S.T.O. mode
>>3083882
Query: Is Christopher ''m00t'' Poole connected to the Jewish financial world?
>>3083882
>>3083891
No problem.
>>3083881
What do you mean, "on"?
>>3083885
I'm a tank engineer. I made a few stationary defenses, but that's not the main focus. And my tanks WILL help people!
>>3083893
About three hours.
>>3083850
Oi- are we still-
Canti! That's my boy!
*Crunch*
This place is frozen for the past 2 hours. What exactly happened?
Not that I cared anyway...
>>3083891
>>3083882
Get rid of X7 and be my soulless waifu.
>nothing but obnoxious animu girls in HG
Go back down, 4chan.
>>3083907
Everyone was just taking a nap
>>3083909
What're you looking at?
>>3083893
To the best of my knowledge... I think around 4 hours?
>>3083899
I certainly understand that. Is your land so violent that you need tanks?
>>3083907
Apparently there was a problem with the internet.
>>3083899
Damn. Well it's nice to see this place back in action.
>>3083920
What? That's four hours I could've been beating you fools in.
>Jasper
>>3083924
I want some of whatever you're smoking, bub.
>>3083907
Temporal stasis. Not the first time I've seen it happen.
>>3083920
I suppose I COULD just lie down and let the magicians, the priests, and you youkai walk all over us. But I'm not gonna.
>>3083927
A relief, that's for sure.
>>3083885
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>>3083895
Affirmative.
Activating 'FISTO' mode...
>One of her hands falls off.
"FISTO" mode activated.
>>3083896
Result found.
'Considering Moot is half, if not, full Jewish, it figures why he would purposefully crash 4chan into the ground.'
>>3083912
That command requires an administrator password.
Would you like to enter a password?
Yes/No
>>3083882
I have zero idea what any of that means.
>>3083885
Wait a minute, I've been told they are people who are kind to children at first but then they stuff them in ovens, are you like those people?
>Clawdia haphazardly throws her claw forward too, avoiding Toriel's hand
And I don't do handshakes, mostly because I have claws.
>>3083893
A long time.
>>3083899
On, in, whatever I'm not a talker I'm a monster.
>>3083917
Well I'll be sure to note you down and make you go to heaven instead of a better life.
>>3083920
Internet? Huh? This place uses internet?
>>3083918
Oh... Is that so?
>>3083924
manga
cartoon
vidya
vidya
cartoon
>>3083918
N-nothing, nevermind!
>>3083907
Heya, can I have blo- I mean nothing at all.
I'm surprised no one was posting on hga.
>>3083932
>>One of her hands falls off
Whoa wait what the fuck
Im curious. What were you guys doing in the meantime 4chan was down?
>>3083945
Nobody wants anything to do with that place.
>>3083945
Nobody really bothers/wants to go there so I didn't want to post on it.
>>3083933
Information noted; stored.
>>3083946
>She picks it up and screws it back in.
"FISTO" mode deactivated.
>>3083945
>>3083933
A tank. Duh.
>>3083947
>Reading.
>>3083932
The password is always swordfish.
Vacations !
>>3083933
I see....
>>3083931
Definitely. Now I just need to wait for a game.
>>3083945
>>3083949
>This
>>3083947
Literally re-watching JJBA PB until it came back up.
>Jasper
>>3083947
catching up on some shit
>>3083945
Told you it's dead
>>3083935
The simplest answer usually the better one.
>>3083941
Alright then.
You weren't sneaking up on me , were you?
>>3083947
>study
>>3083947
Paid bills, watched the latest Distortion speedrun of DS3, worked on my cold fusion reactor.
>>3083947
Waiting for Vol. 12
>>3083947
Rendering images.
>>3083931
You youkai? I am sorry, I am afraid I have never heard the term before... is that your way of saying "monsters"?
>>3083932
Ruri? Very well, Ruri, it is nice to meet you.
> * Toriel smiles.
An android? Well, I am not unfamiliar with that at least.
Tell me. What were you created for, Ruri?
>>3083933
> * Toriel takes your claw, gently tugging it as she guides you further in.
Ohoho.... I understand your worries, but I would never harm a young one like yourself. I am simply being kind.
>>3083935
Supposedly? I myself am not so sure.
>>3083964
No! You'd just complain about that, I would never!
>>3083969
Thanks for hosting bby
>>3083959
Hopefully that won't take long.
>>3083975
>She harrumphs
That's our term for it.
>>3083952
Why are you acting like this? What the heck are you?
>>3083954
Can I claw it?
>>3083959
Well hope that helped you sir.
>>3083975
And I'm simply being safe, and don't tug on the claw, I'll jab you with it.
>>3083944
Blo what? what did you just say?
>>3083931
Temporal stasis? Are you saying that time freezes in this place? The goddess of time must be slacking right now..
>>3083964
Well... Everyone seems to be back now. And besides, I don't see the "Taking a nap" part as an option since everyone starts pouring back in afterwards.
>>3083975
Then are we in an internet world? Because I see green trees ad tall buildings just like in Tokyo...
>>3083978
No problem.
Although I offered to host I've started to feel drowsy from my meds so I won't be hosting in case I pass out during it.
h-hello?
>>3083976
I was just wondering, but well, I'll believe you
>>3083982
Odd how everyone woke up at the same time, huh?
>>3083982
Oh, I was just gonna ask if I can horribly claw you so I can have your blood, nothing much than the usaul.
>>3083955
Incorrect password.
>>3083975
Information.
>>3083980
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
Battery Levels: Critical
Sleep Mode: Activated
>>3083980
You could try.
>>3083982
That's my best guess as to what it is. Like I said, it's not the first time.
>>3083988
We're here.
>>3083988
[licks face]
>>3083994
I have no idea what an android is, goodnight I guess?
>>3083979
I'd hope not. Until then I can train and work on my reflexes.
>>3083980
You did.
>>3083988
We're alive now. No need to worry anymore.
>Jasper
>>3083990
I'll go
>>3084003
But you just got here
>>3083980
>she lets go
Oh, terribly sorry. I do not mean to make you uncomfortable.
Have we met once before? I apologize, my memory is a little fuzzy.
>>3083979
Oh, that makes sense. You are here to gather information!
I do hope you gather plenty in your time here. If there are any questions you'd like to ask me, do let me know.
>>3083979
So.... you build these things to protect yourself and those you care about.
>>3083982
I had it understood that this is an entirely different world?
I cannot tell you if it's like this "Tokyo" you are talking about.
>>3083987
>you will never feel Mio's boobs
True suffering
Get back to work, you know who you are.
>>3084010
yep.
>>3084019
No..
>>3084020
Then why would you leave?
>>3084020
>Kissy
Top trap EU
>>3084002
Should probably give my tank a once-over....
>>3084013
I prefer a more proactive approach, actually.
I blame erp for killing 4chab because of the shitstorm they had earlier today.
>>3083947
I decided to find a quest that I can do solo!
>Dota 2
>>3083990
Which your theory might be considered false! But I think that's the only reason!
>>3083988
Hello!
>>3083993
H-Heee?!
Wh-What!? Why do you want to claw me!
>>3083996
Who create that mess though....
>>3084013
Uhhh... This place reminds me of... the starter town...
>>3083996
>jabs it
It's like a boiler, without the water.
>>3084013
I don't know, maybe, does my name seem familiar? It's Clawdia.
>>3084044
Details? Was it a juicy shitstorm?
>>3084032
So you don't have to send me away, just let me go!
>>3084037
Isn't this for you? >>3084019
