Gameru of fateru part two desu
>>2811888
I believe in the Dinkster
>>2811888
Good luck to whoever, I died, so I guess you're better than me.
>>2811842
I was probably feeling a little hot under the collar.
>>2811888
>slashes
>>2811907
Team Dink!
>>2811914
>bashes
>>2811913
You aren't supposed to wear it in public, silly.
>>2811894
And many people are. Though knowing the guardians of the first five floors is more than most people know.
>>2811914
>>2811888
Kill yourselves you insufferable, hideous creatures.
>>2811921
Sanae, it's poll time
>>2811931
Why the secrecy...?
>>2811936
DINKY
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>>2811936
>>2811943
>That image is very meta
>>2811936
DINKSTER
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>>2811947
Congratulations, Lion
>>2811947
>>2811947
SOMEBODY RING THE DINKSTER?
Congrats alien fucker, thanks for hosting... Baron..
>>2811954
Thanks for hosting
>>2811947
The Dink Meister!
Thanks for hosting Polt. I heard there was a massive erection 23 miles thataway, go git it!
>>2811943
If you were protecting something sacred to you in a lock box, would you tell me the location of the key knowing I'd want to destroy it?
>>2811947
>>2811954
Congratulations and thank you.
>>2811954
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2811947
congrats, dinkster! thanks, host! <3
>>2811937
>alright, one second
https://youtu.be/0tuZaAf5Q2E
>>2811962
I'm not so sure I understand th'whole reference here.
>>2811948
>It's why I love it so much
>>2811947
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>2811925
I wasn't aware you were for not wearing things in public.
>>2811961
No.
>>2811972
Are you sure it isn't the lolis?
>>2811931
We respectfully decline, and kill you instead.
>>2811975
C'mon, don't you like going for a run!? Gigantic bone...r...waiting at the end?
Good news everyone. We are not on this list. Let's go back to /b/.
>>2811974
It depends entirely on the thing in question.
>>2811989
We will become cancer if we go back to /b/ anyway.
>>2811982
>Pretty sure.
>>2811972
I don't wish to protect the floors I'm assigned to protect. I know I will protect them. I can't believe the other guardians will take their jobs as seriously as mine, and no one should ever pass the first floor anyways.
>>2811983
>>2811921
You took my mental suggestion to heart however you hideous abomination.
>Want to go to store to get drink
>Huge as fuck storm outside
>>2811995
So nothing to do with females you are attracted to? That's how a lot of people select avas, you know.
>>2812014
I'm sorry.
>>2812001
Ya don't want to, but do it anyways...? Never could stand situations like that.
>>2812014
>How badly do you want that drink?
>>2812023
>I just pick avas because I think they'd be fun.
>>2812031
Is that why they are predominantly female?
>>2812001
Your eyesight is as bad as your fighting prowess. It was a Beast that ended us, not our own talons.
>>2812031
I may have said that wrong, since you've taken it in wrong. If I had a choice to live my life else where I would rather die protecting Nazarick for Lord Ainz until I faded away to ash. I take my job very seriously, so to endanger and give away precious details about what I'm protecting would be counter productive to my life.
Elly gangbang when
>>2812053
N O W
O
W
>>2812053
Never, she's pure.
>>2812051
Ooooh. I gotcha.
>She shrugs briefly
I aint exactly got much in th'way'a wanting 'ta oppose whoever these folks are, anyhow.
>>2812038
>I can't deny they are, but there's not really a correlation. What's it really matter, either way, in the end?
>>2812053
Why should we care about some 2hu nobody?
>>2812053
>>2812059
Please no.
>>2812066
Regardless the saying goes, loose lips sink ships.
>>2812066
It doesn't. I wanted to ask, because it's unusual, picking them for reasons which don't include looks. Intrigued me.
>>2812075
Pepper your Angus, little fairy
Pieces of shit, all of you
>>2812093
tru
>>2811990
What's the thing in question in this case?
>>2812091
I'm not even a fairy.
>>2812103
>kissu
>>2812093
I am better than you scum.
>>2812079
Well, 'least I can keep my mouth shut 'bout things.
>>2812080
>I dunno what to tell you. I mean, sure, the most of them have visual appeal, but it's never the main focus.
>>2812103
Oh, never mind then.
>>2812100
Why, the collar of course.
>>2812119
The best way to keep a secret between two is if one is dead. I promised not to bury you so what you know is all your going to get Aussa.
>>2812130
People can't have collars all of a sudden?
>>2812130
It might be the crippling lack of sleep, but you're funny as fuck today.
>>2812149
They shouldn't if they get hot wearing them, though you're pretty hot no matter what you're wea-nevermind.
>>2812149
It depends entirely on the collar.
>>2812154
I could help you find some rest, if you want?
>>2812148
I don't think you could keep me down, anyhow, at least not with how this place works.
Do we need a host again?
>>2812160
I'll be OK.
>>2812040
You've apparently never dealt with something that can give mental suggestions. In most cultures it's referred to as mind control, though I enjoy to give little nudges, suggestions as what to do. Like fighting the beast that crushed you. You truly believed your sheer numbers of diversity could fell it.
>>2812165
Surely not, but I could bleed you dry eternally.
>>2812111
>Pulls hat over face
>>2812122
>Flies off
>>2812171
>>2812171
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>2812176
I mean, you could do that, but then I'd die'a blood loss, an' pop up somewhere else. And I aint that much of a pushover....
>>2812176
You have apparently never encountered our kin.
Mind control. Laughable.
>>2812171
Yes you retard
>>2812184
>pushes over
What a curious place I've stumbled across...
>mfw have to see my niece's graduation
I feel old damn it.
>>2812188
>Stands firm
>>2812194
Eeyup, you get that a lot 'round here.
>>2812194
Oh hello there.
>>2812194
And just like most any ole place you find, they got themselves a KFC!
>>2812195
saw my neice's graduation while in highschool
>>2812184
Fufufu, threats aside. I'll tell you no more about Nazarick.
>>2812185
You can't deny that the hive didn't refuse my suggestions however. Not willing killed by another contestant, but to a lowly beast.
>>2812199
Excuse me, but do you know the name of this place?
>>2812207
Hello, little one.
>>2812209
...A what?
>>2812214
But my niece is graduating from highschool.
>>2812219
Boy, ain't you evah hearda Kentucky Fried Chicken!? You been missin out on the most delectable poultry any side of the Mississippi!
>>2812216
Eh. Maybe when ya trust me more.
>She shrugs, smiling good-naturedly
>>2812219
Most folks call it th'Arena, for...yeah, obvious reasons.
>>2812225
I know, I was born an uncle :^)
>>2812216
Understand what you speak about before you open your mouth, you have no concept of our motivations.
>>2812230
Gaining my trust won't get you information about Nazarick, but it could get you other things.
>>2812241
And still you went to die to the beast after the mental suggestion that it was just a simple cow carrying a club in its mouth.
>>2812229
Chicken? I'm sure Cheria would be interested, but I prefer omelettes.
>>2812230
This is an arena? I suppose I'll test my skills while I'm here. I've conquered Warrior's Roost many times over already, and am now seeking a new challenge.
>>2812245
Like... the D?
>>2812245
Hehe, well, I guess companionship's just as good.
>>2812266
Er, Warrior's what? But yeah...you'll sure as heck find a lotta new things 'round here.
>>2812257
If only death would hold any meaning to us, you might be half right.
>>2812267
>>2812280
It'd take Lord Ainz trust for me to tell you more of Nazarick. That would be a treat for you to be in his presence.
>>2812290
And they would be...? I've seen a lot 'round here, after all.
>>2812280
Warrior's Roost. An island on Ephinea that warriors from all around go to to test their strength against one another. I have a feeling that I'm going to have a bit of a rough time here..
>>2812160
What kind of collar did you have in mind, hmm?
>>2812159
No, please continue. This could be good.
>>2812290
>>2812298
>>2812281
and death holds no meaning to me. I raise the dead and turn them into lesser vampires on mere whims. You merely took me out of the contest, and so I suggested something that would do the same to your hideous faces.
>>2812297
Lord Ainz is like a beautiful crystal. He's the world’s most beautiful being. Even precious gems can not be compared his pale white body.
>>2812298
>>2812318
>>2812316
Really?
You're pretty hot no matter what you're wearing.
There, I said it! Now I'm all embarrassed, happy?
>>2812318
Is boss here? I don't know what to do...
>>2812326
Quit staring
>>2812326
>>2812303
Er...yeah. At best you're gonna have a one-in-24 chance'a victory any given game.
>>2812326
...That's awful vague'a you.
all of you die
>>2812339
One in 24? That's awfully specific..
>>2812342
Death threats are against the rules.
>>2812339
His mere presence is enough to get me excited. He's the most powerful of the 41 supreme beings who created the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
>>2812353
Yeah for me it's more like a one in two chance.
>>2812342
Let's not, and say we didn't.
>>2812349
Eeyup. Fights're in groups of 24, 36, or 48, with one weird, uncommon exception. For th'most part, participants are more or less...equalled-out, basically, in terms'a strength.
>>2812361
>Not having a 100% chance
who are you taking to prom?
>>2812374
My dick
>>2812374
my dakimakura
>>2812362
Odd numbers to work with... And we're all on equal terms of strength will participating? Then it all comes down to skill or luck.
>>2812387
>while*
>>2812374
Nobody, and I am glad. I did not want to go anyways.
>>2812374
No one, cause I'm not wasting my time with it.
Proms for losers anyway.
>>2812360
Aaaand...what's he look like?
>>2812387
In a sense...admittedly, I don't think anyone really understands it perfectly.
>>2812374
Nobody.
>>2812374
No one, I don't have time for dances, I need to Cipher.
>>2812405
Aren't you all native to this place?
>>2812374
My vampire brides because no one except Lord Ainz is worthy of bringing me to such an event.
>>2812374
No one.
>>2812410
I need to find Cipher*
>>2812333
Not happy, per se, but at least you got it off your chest.
>>2812387
You must be new here. It may seem like we're on equal terms, but that's not always the case. Take the one we call Mokou, for example. She is doomed to do no better than second place. There is a strange power here. It's subtle, but it's always active.
Heroes get remembered
But legends never die
>>2812374
No one.
>>2812374
I'm not going, so absolutely no one. I have Wu to steal anyway
>>2812374
>senpai
>>2812412
Pretty sure noone is, actually. Th'world I'm from's called Termina.
>>2812425
Take Bolin
>>2812405
Here let me just show you a projection of his beauty.
>>2812374
None really, because i haven't been interacting with people with those avas i have lately.
>>2812401
what happened to aizawa ?
>>2812419
Nope, I broke the curse yesterday
>>2812419
My being new here should be obvious. I didn't even mean to come here, I was on my way to Fodra when this strange portal appeared in front of the shuttle without warning. Hopefully this power you speak of won't have much of an affect on me.
>>2812432
I see, so you've all been taken here unexpectedly as well... This "Arena" is becoming more curious by the second.
>>2812436
Oh. That guy. Huh. I've seen 'im 'round before, makes a lot of bad skeleton jokes, usually 'round the more inactive times with a bunch'a other skeletons.
>>2812457
Some folks became aware'a it at some point or another and can come an' go freely. Others, like me...I flipped a coin, stepped through th'wrong portal, and I've been stuck 'ere ever since.
Mr. Bones Wild Ride when
>>2812316
What kinds are there?
>>2812449
That is personal, trog.
>>2812466
Are you certain it was him! Not just some foolish impostor who happened to be reanimated from some pitiful fools remains!
>>2812477
hopefully never
>>2812477
NEVER
>>2812484
I mean, heck if I know, they call it "spooky hours". I don't really talk with 'em.
Bork lazer where
>>2812374
Uh
Fumi?
>>2812509
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2812466
Hmm... The portal that took me here appears to still be open, so I should be able to come and go as you've said, and I'm sorry to hear that you're stuck here with no way home, would you like to seek some sanctuary back on Ephinea?
>>2812374
Kurumi
>>2812374
I'm quite content knowing who I CAN take to this Prom. It would be better if such a thing actually happened, but she's been very busy lately. I'll have to be a good host until we can do things together again.
>>2812494
Then never mention him in such a degrading fashion again unless you beyond a doubt of your own certainty.
>>2812435
No.
>>2812374
If I had to take somebody, it'd most likely be Iida.
>>2812525
I'm glad to see you back.
>>2812520
>She laughs softly
It doesn't bother me that much. I was a wanderer back "home" anyhow, and I've been brushin' up on all sorts'a proper things since then. Made plenty'a friends, too, at that. If nothin' else, I found a good place for me 'ta relax an' rest for as long as I'm here.
>>2812532
Huh? I didn't mean 'ta sound degradin'. They were just terrible puns, in my opinion.
>>2812525
>there's a tamaki ava
this is perfect
>mfw playing stellaris as space bugs
>kill the absolute fuck out of a fallen empire
>find earth
Should I purge or fuck around with it?
>>2812559
>Not knowing what Hoshi avas
>>2812559
>Not knowing who that is
>>2812523
>Not the better Kurumi
>>2812578
>better
Nice meme Aussa.
>>2812578
>touhou cancer
kill la kill yourself
>>2812559
NEW FRIEND FOUND
>>2812578
What's that? A pile of shit?
>>2812543
Glad you say? Of course this is to be expected whenever a host makes an appearance, but I can't help but to feel moved by this sentiment!
>>2812559
I can't help but to agree!
>>2812558
Is that so? I'll leave you here then, miss...?
>>2812586
>>2812587
>>2812596
>Note to self, I'm not allowed to fuck around.
>>2812558
Your going to have to repent before Lord Ainz upon his arrival.
>>2812602
You are allowed to fuck around, as much as I'm allowed to fuck around with you by calling your tastes shit
>>2812578
>that filename
I agree
>>2812602
We all fuck around, none of that was serious, please get your joke radar fixed.
>>2812602
I didn't know they stacked it that high
>>2812603
Hey, there aint nothin' wrong with havin' an opinion.
>>2812601
Hehe, no worries. Aussa the Earth Charmer, nice 'ta meet'cha.
>She grins, passing her staff over to her right hand and offering her left
>>2812610
>>2812616
>>2812623
>Fair points. I am an idiot. Sorry.
>>2812603
Papa bones is a pretty chill guy. I can get him here later if you want.
>>2812479
Why did you bring it up if you don't know in the first place?
>>2812450
You didn't break it. It merely reset.
>>2812457
It will. You don't have much of a choice in the matter.
soooo, about a new game, when?
>>2812625
On the contrary, those with negative opinions of Lord Ainz end up having their lives cut short.
>>2812625
Hubert Oswell, lieutenant of the Strahtan Military. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
>He gives you a firm handshake.
>>2812642
I suppose I'll just have to wait for a match to begin in the meantime.
>>2812649
Guess my name and I'll host
>>2812642
I know what kind I was thinking of, but you?
>>2812657
No, give me a few hours to get up
>>2812666
Satan
>>2812666
Satan.
>>2812659
He seems nice tho. Good ol Papa Bones
>>2812659
Hey, we've all got a right 'ta our opinions.
>>2812665
>Her own is surprisingly strong as well
Military, huh? Never woulda figured.
>>2812666
>Hi Satan.
>>2812666
Lucifer
>>2812666
GRIFFITH!
>>2812679
Indeed, I'm among the youngest, so most who figure that out are quite surprised.
>>2812682
>>2812679
>>2812676
>>2812673
Satan Games incoming
>>2812697
cheiit
>>2812665
Very well, Hubert. Forgive me for overhearing your name. You may call me Raven.
>>2812669
The kind normally associated with that saying. You know, the normal kind attached to clothes.
Time for bed, I guess.
Bye-bii.
>>2812703
Sleep tight.
>>2812703
cya
>>2812702
You know how I feel about figure of speech.
>>2812703
>kissu
>>2812703
good riddance
>>2812703
have good bad koreaman
>>2812703
Good bed
>>2812703
>Jeans and bare feet
>>2812702
No need for apologies, Raven. It's a pleasure to meet you as well.
>>2812703
Rest well.
>>2812695
I mean, ya didn't really look like you're in uniform. Just...seems extra-fancy.
>>2812703
Seeya 'round.
>>2812697
>Huzzah
>>2812679
As I said, you've your right to only positive opinions of Lord Ainz. You can have any sort of opinions on anything else you wish.
>>2812678
>>2812640
and you, refer to him with proper manners. He's Lord Ainz.
>>2812719
not as lewd as holding hands
>>2812726
This outfit is the uniform for all soldiers of the strahtan army, it helps to keep us cool while traversing the desert.
>>2812719
What so lewd about jeans?
>>2812731
I mean, I'm not even part'a your...guild thing, I'm permitted 'ta any sorta opinion I want. So what if I don't agree with his sense'a humor? Just 'cause he likes something doesn't mean you hafta like it by default.
>>2812751
...Huh. Seriously? They look more for dress than anythin'.
>>2812754
nothing really, the combo is god tier though
>>2812764
Eyepatches>your shit combo
REAL NIGGA HOURS
WERE WE AT
>>2812712
I'm afraid I do, yes.
>>2812725
What's your impression of this place so far? I assume from the fact you're still here that you're not scared yet.
>>2812772
kys LF even if Eyepatches are pretty neat
>>2812780
fuck off
>>2812772
Enjoy your eye damaged waifus.
>>2812783
host
>>2812759
I've told you. Unless you know for sure without a doubt that this skeleton you claim isn't Lord Ainz, as you presumed he was, then your not entitled to your opinion.
>>2812764
Really? Time for me to take some notes then.
>>2812790
>>2812772
>Milkshake captcha
>>2812784
(You)
>>2812780
Huh?
>>2812806
>eye will
>>2812759
The president of Strahta insists that we all look our best at all times even while on duty. It's convenient when I have to attend a meeting right away.
>>2812783
It's a bit strange here, but as long as there's no rough-housing, I'll be fine, and why would I be scared?
>>2812772
Kill yourself Yukine.
>>2812821
>>2812772
Fuck outta here with your Chuuni shit, Junko.
>>2812810
kys LF
>>2812797
How COULD I know? Either way, if they're th'same person or not, I don't really care for their jokes.
>>2812826
These're all new names 'ta me.
...Then again, I always preferred wearin' what I find comfy. Which just so happens 'ta be the jackets th'rest'a us Charmers have.
>>2812812
hello beautiful
>>2812843
Then your sense of humor is shit.
LF!
>>2812796
Give me seven or eight hours, give or take, and I'll get right on it.
>>2812826
You tell me. What do you fear?
I want LF to fuck off
>>2812864
I want to fuck LF
>>2812846
God damn it Yukine, get outta here with your shit taste.
Jeans and Bare feet > Eye Damage
>>2812860
Stop bothering me you fucking retard.
>>2812847
Oh, hi.
>>2812868
Me to
>>2812869
This is the sort of shit going in the HG thread simulator
What is this prom I keep on hearing...
>>2812875
He's so hot
>>2812854
What, do you agree with skeleton puns? I mean sure, fine. I'm just not much of a jokin' person in general.
>>2812869
but muh Assuck and Laura
>>2812864
And you as well, worthless hymie fuck. Stop bothering me.