HG thread.
The first Two Time winner of these.
>>2809343
I was almost a two time winner, congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>2809343
Congratulations to you!
>>2809343
Our placements. Is Mishima here?
>>2809346 (Yunocchi)
>She grins, nodding briefly as she tugs one out of the staff and holds it out
Feel free.
>>2809343
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>2809343
Congratulations, Lisa
>>2809356
Thanks for hosting
>>2809352
Sometimes you have to accept that there's nothing you can do and leave it at that.
>>2809356
Thanks for hosting.
>>2809356
I just got back from a shower...I'm sorry I missed the game.
Thank you for hosting.
>>2809350
>>2809355
>>2809360
>>2809362
Thank you...
>>2809360
>she smiles at Aussa and takes the crystal from her carefully, taking great care to hold onto it as she stuffs it in her bag
I'll take good care of it! Thank you, really!
>>2809343
Thanks for hosting!
>>2809328
I know, for the most part I can't control how people feel, though I like to think I can help someone feel a bit better.
>Reposted just in case.
>>2809368
No problem!
Welcome back.
Wyd Hg?
Make a HG version
>>2809378
I'd know my girl is fine.
>>2809379
Version of?
>>2809367
>does the penis thing to Izaya
>>2809371
Hehe, it's not too fragile, so no need 'ta worry, there. And hey, not a big deal.
>>2809386
HG VERSION OF THIS
>>2809376
Thank you
I didn't expect to win...I'm really sorry for leaving.
>>2809389
H-Haru?
>>2809391
I played Izaya.
I expected nothing.
I'm still let down.
And I'm still letting my father down.
>>2809368
So you are here. Good. I wanted to try something out for people won this twice.
The last time you won, you picked Paladin as a class. If you choose to do it again, You will earn a slight fancier card. You can keep doing it to up to five times for a class. If you decide another ( Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Druid, Monk, Hunter, Warlock, Mage, Priest Neutral or Death Knight) then you will start that process as well.
Which do you choose? An upgrade or a new class?
>>2809350
>>2809360
>>2809362
>>2809367
>>2809373
You are welcome.
>>2809399
>smooch
Sup people ?
>>2809401
Oh...I choose to upgrade.
Thank you.
>>2809401
Have you had many people complain about the monk and death knight options or are people done with that now?
>>2809390
W-well, I just sort of assumed it was.
I wonder if my friends will believe me if I told them where I got this from..
>>2809399
You... don't really have to apologize to me at all! Just enjoy the victory.
>>2809408
Not much, cocksucker, just woke up and having tea and breakfast. You?
>>2809408
Hey Ocelot, wanna hear another knock knock joke? This one's terrible in the way that it's just stupid.
>>2809415
I'm just, er, strong. And hey, if they don't believe ya, you can just come find me.
>>2809412
I was unsure if I should have labeled your previous win as well. I hope you enjoy.
>>2809413
>I think it was just that one guy. And he does not even bother with it anymore.
>>2809436
Well that's good.
>>2809391
>>2809408
OCELOT!!!!!!
>>2809422
Pretty tired, haven't really slept
>>2809424
Go for it
>>2809431
I'll just take your word. I'd rather not find out how strong...
Ooh, taking you back to my world would be great! You may like it there a lot.
...
Again, that's assuming I can find my way back..
>>2809436
Thank you...it looks great.
>>2809448
I'm not your son !
>>2809450
Yeah! Alright, knock knock.
>>2809447
You forgot something
>>2809458
>not wanting to be his son
>not wanting to be a child of motherfucking badass dragons
>>2809469
I've been going to bed at midnight and waking up at 7am recently. I'm so disappointed in myself.
>>2809453
Ehehe...yep, lotsa folks get stuck, huh? I've already got plants for headin' 'ta other worlds when I can, too.
>She grins, tossing her staff to her right hand and offering her left
By the way, name's Aussa, Aussa the Earth Charmer.
>>2809457
and the last panel for the people who want it
Give me your best joke, HG.
>>2809478
You are becoming a normie, you aussie cunt.
>>2809466
Who's there ?
>>2809482
your rp
>>2809484
No, no, I was going to bed at 10 and waking up at 6. I was much happier with that arrangement.
Now I'm becoming less of a normie.
>>2809482
How do you pick up Jewish women?
With a dustpan and brush.
>>2809486
Scooby dooby.
>>2809482
What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?
>>2809391
>>2809495
Scooby dooby who ?
>>2809458
Ocelot, why must you reject me? Are you afraid? What do you have to be afraid of? You are a child of dragons.
>>2809482
Ask me why was the geologist hungry.
>>2809492
>mfw woke up at 1 PM today
>>2809496
jews make water dirty if you keep them under enough
>>2809503
That's it, I said it was stupid.
>>2809508
Because dirty rigger
>>2809478
You're slipping.
What would Sunset think?
She'd be disappointed in you Spike.
>>2809498
Since the old Cirno is gone, I'm okay with this.
just enter more games and erp with me once in a while
>>2809479
Right! Well...
>she smiles, cheeks a bit flush. She reaches for your hand and shakes it
I'm Yuno. Some of my friends like to call me Yunocchi, so you can too if you want!
You can really do that?
>>2809508
Why was the geologist hungry?
>>2809509
You madman.
>>2809518
...Yeah, probably.
>>2809509
A bar of soap doesn't die after 30 seconds in a shower
>>2809506
I know my parents, and you aren't one of them
>>2809514
You're wasting my time
>>2809517
No.
>>2809528
Because he gained an apatite.
>>2809532
That's a really shitty joke.
>>2809537
You knew that was going to happen as soon as you heard me say knock knock joke.
>>2809544
Heh. Rock humor.
>>2809545
You know what's also shit? The current state of the world and the degeneracy of the once proud white race
>>2809549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCzqq7EeqU8
Aussie adventures are hilarious, though.
>I don't think I've ever used this image
>>2809521
>She smiles, her grip very firm indeed
That'd depend on which of them you prefer. And hey, if I got here, and others can get to an' from their own, I don't see why I can't head 'ta others like that, right?
>>2809541
>kissu
faggot
>>2809498
>normal Cirno gone
>Big tit monster Cirno in her place
What a time to be alive
>>2809553
They have their faults but there are some gems among them.
>>2809541
Hi buddy!
>>2809558
>All Aussie Adventures
Yes... Just... Yes.
>>2809571
They're a real diamond in the rough of puns.
>>2809578
Coight for PM.
>>2809560
Either is fine, really.
You make it sound so easy, you know? I mean, it must take a bit of work...
>>2809579
What is a sluts favorite rock?
>>2809579
I am glad to see that did not fluorite over your head.
>>2809586
Not sure. What?
>>2809587
It's my bismuth to get them. I'd starve otherwise.
>>2809591
Actually, it's a parody wildlife show showing an Aussie bloke fail at doing things every show of that type does.
>>2809604
Cummingtonite
Yo.
>Oldfags are annoying
>Newfags are annoying
>Fellow Midfag are annoying
Maybe I should get on another bus.
>>2809608
>shows a picture of the moon
>>2809606
Pfft, you crack me up, Anon.
>>2809609
It would probably be for the best.
>>2809609
Try the senran kagura RP threads
>>2809561
Go away.
>>2809572
Die.
>>2809608
You again. Why are you still wearing that collar?
>>2809584
Well...yeah. But, with as much stuff as I've seen 'round here I wouldn't be too surprised. Part'a the reason why I finally started studyin' magic properly, admittedly....
>>2809622
Oh fuck, I went into one of those threads just to see what it was. God that shit is pure garbage, it's just an excuse to cuddle RP.
>>2809604
My sediments exactly.
>>2809606
>
>>2809608
Morning.
>>2809609
Possibly. Unless you like spending time with people you dislike.
>>2809634
>cuddle rp
You sure you aint talking about /hga/, bruh?
>>2809622
>Senran Kagura RP
Please stop.
>>2809583
I'd vote for him.
I don't even know who to vote for this election.
Turnbulls a shit cunt, tone isn't an option I think.
>>2809641
Go check out their threads and come back. You'll see what I mean.
>>2809632
There's no need to be so mean, I just said hey.
>>2809633
Mm, when you put it like that, it makes sense.
Where do you stay in the meantime, while you're here? I've had to settle on sleeping against trees... It's not fun at allllll...
>>2809541
Yeesh. Awful harsh on yourself aint'cha?
>>2809608
Oh! Heya.
>no Senran Kagura RP thread up
Sorry for the ruse cruise
>>2809641
Why even bring up HGA? That had absolutely no relevance to the conversation.
>>2809649
>I'd rather not. Trying to have lunch without vomiting. Give me a general idea of how the arpee there goes.
>>2809637
I'm just going to stop before this becomes a jewel. You'd win.
>>2809646
Yeah, they gave me that pamphlet. I don't know who to vote for either. Shorten's worse, though, so I'll probs still go LNP.
>>2809612
>Covers his eyes.
D-do you think I'm not used to this?
>>2809632
I already said it's a choker.
>>2809637
Morning to you too.
What's up?
>>2809638
That's... a big face?
>>2809654
Long time no see. How's it going with you.
>>2809658
They finally died?
>>2809650
Hey is for horses.
>>2809654
You may dispose of yourself as well.
I want to eat out Aussa like a bowl of Frosted Flakes.
>>2809653
Er...exactly that, more or less.
>She laughs softly
I found a clearin' and a pretty comfortable tree, even started sharin' the place with someone. But then again, I've always been been one for more rugged situations.
>>2809668
Eh, pretty good, won a game yesterday, been studyin' my magic an' stuff.
>>2809674
What's that supposed 'ta mean?
>>2809668
>smooch
>>2809679
Why?
>>2809679
..With a spoon?
>>2809666
But we were both doing very gneiss. It is for the best. I have to leave soon.
>>2809668
Nothing right now. I am sensing something big will happen today.
>>2809679
>>2809668
That is even worse. Disgusting, only women wear those and even then it is still degenerate.
>>2809679
Cannibalism is against the rules!
>>2809680
Youa shoulda probablya diea.
>>2809609
Ok bye.
>>2809679
>tfw you want to facefuck aussa
>>2809689
He could be a champ and use a fork
>>2809680
I may just do that now... I can't keep my eyes open anymore.
>she yawns
Excuse me, Aussa. It was nice meeting you for sure!
>>2809679
Thank god I have never got into cannibalism like this anon. I am not that angry....
>>2809693
Why should I?
>>2809679
What.
>>2809700
Hehe, seeya 'round, Yuno, have a good'un.
>>2809674
First you tell me to die and then you say a dumb joke like that...
>>2809666
You think I can ask them what party supports a white Australia more?
>>2809697
>tfw you gave up trying to lure aussa into erp
We did get link though. That was fun until it turned into a memestorm.
>>2809691
Fair enough. Thanks for the jokes. They were all gold.
>>2809699
Wouldn't that be extremely painful?
>>2809719
Maybe you can write that on the form.
>>2809719
How would an Australian Trump look/act like?
>>2809726
any HG avatars you want in ERP mate? I can help
>>2809680
That's good to hear.
Keep on keeping on, as some people might say.
>>2809682
...Can you not do that?
>>2809691
Something big?
Something big like what?
>>2809693
You're not that great yourself, you know.
Just because you're all high class and stuff doesn't mean you get to bully other people around.
I WANG TO TITFUYCK AUSDAS ASS
>>2809726
Memestorm Link? Don't remind me. Killed thousands, millions of dollars in property damage...
>>2809735
Think of all the slurpy action after your done using the fork and want to "drink the milk"
>>2809736
>>2809719
An australian trump would obviously have backwards ideals, so Tony Abbot.
>>2809746
I want to live a comfy live with ausdas
>>2809738
Nah, I've learned that hgfags tend to bring unwanted drama. Thanks though.
Playing recording...
'I want to see Aussa x Dark Magician Girl'
>>2809726
Wait, this was a thing?
>you will never gently fuck aussa in the missionary position and fill her with your semen to make a baby with her
>>2809764
I'll give you a Junko and Nepgear for that Dominator chick you have
>>2809765
>>2809754
Okay, two things.
First: Gross.
Second: Tony Abbott was a beautiful man, you shut your god damn mouth.
>>2809769
oh you sweet summer child
>>2809764
You need drama? I'll supply it. I'll shitpost the prime hours for you.
>>2809726
>memestorm
Sounds hilarious. What happened?
>>2809735
"I vote for a white Australia "
>>2809736
Like heaven.
>>2809754
>Insulting Based Tone, the only Good pm we've had in awhile.
Mate unless you want a bashing by the maccas car park I'd take that back.
>>2809764
In all fairness,you folk create enough drama on your own.
Frosted Flakes is a garbage tier cereal anyway.
>>2809711
You are already bothering me with your toxic accent.
>>2809715
Well? You should just end.
>>2809739
I am nothing significant, but I am not degenerate. I am merely telling people how it is, if they happen to get offended, then that is not their fault, not mine.
>>2809775
>Summer child.
>One the oldest and most hated faggots here.
>>2809784
Kek. You ain't lying. We sure do.
>>2809786
Post that with your ava so I can ban you from all of my games.
>>2809735
Rock on Spike. Later.
>>2809739
A gathering in this place. As for my universe, I am not sure. I will have to check it out. Peace.
>>2809765
Now who said that?
>>2809765
...Wha?
>>2809739
Hehe, thanks. What about you?
>>2809789
Ra's claws, do you spend ALL your wakin' hours jumpin' down peoples' throats an' getting on to them for things outta their control?
>>2809726
>The closest I remember to luring is that Ruler (?) lady attempting to rape me.
>>2809781
I made memes, they escalated beyond what I expected.
>>2809765
>reprograms
// Removing Aussa x Dark Magician Girl speech.
Define : Aussa
Define : Dark Magician Girl
Remove : Recording
'I Want to see Aussa x Dark Magician Girl'
....
Wait.. How do I even know all these stuff.... I am pretty sure this will break the system instead....
>>2809774
>>2809783
Obviously depends on your political party and how you view the mans actions. I've heard both sides of the story and it boils down to just which politician you like more at the time.
>>2809791
We only truly started to hate you when you decided to be that cancerous character Ryona.
Why are we still talking about cereal when this was already decided?
>>2809810
some of us aren't real men yet
>>2809810
...
>>2809789
Geeze, you must be great at parties.
>>2809799
Oh. See ya, rock lady.
>>2809802
Pretty good... except for that stuff the other day with whatever sort of little kid was running around with the weird helmet.
>>2809799
Take care.
>>2809806
If it weren't for him, we'd be in Europe's shoes right now.
>>2809802
You can control your dialect, it is not some large power with a mind of it's own.
>>2809809
>Implying.
Ryouna was fun to play as though.
>>2809810
>pancakes
>not based frosted mini wheat
>>2809809
>We
>Hating
No, don't generalize. I dislike Parsee, I don't hate her.
>>2809789
You're such a kidder buddy.
>>2809765
Google Search: Aussa The Earth Charmer Rule 34.
Display first image found.
>>2809810
Because waffles are better in every way possible.
>>2809810
Where does toast factor in to this equation?
>>2809783
I still can't get over the fact there was a 'Legalise Weed' party made by some guy named Robbo Yobbo.
>>2809800
'Anon'.
>>2809805
Access denied.
Administrator password required.
Would you like to enter a password?
Yes/No.
>>2809834
Dislike and hate are basically the same thing.
>>2809825
Muslim?
>>2809841
Makes sense. Those people will say anything.
>>2809844
>Dislike and hate are basically the same thing.
>>2809824
You must be even better at parties, with a neck accessory like that, I wouldn't be surprised if you allowed 2 for 1 admission.
>>2809835
I am not your buddy. Do not call me that.
>>2809844
No they aren't. Disliking something is rather not dealing with it. Hating is building up feelings and anger towards it.
>>2809806
>Depends on your view
You'd have to be blind to not know Tony was the sickest cunt out.
Flirting with hookers on air, mungin on onions like they were apples, Fighting fires like a cunt with iron balls.
Mate he can do it all.
>>2809824
Weird helmet...? Ya mean that monkey fella?
>>2809827
Aside from the fact that that'd be pretendin' I'm something that I'm just not. And that it actually bothers me on a physical level.
>>2809837
Affirmative.
Displaying image...
>>2809852
Information noted; stored.
>>2809846
Uncontrolled economic migrants with a tendency to refuse to integrate.
>>2809855
One: You mean Vegemite. Marmite is different.
Two: I agree. I like marmalade, personally. Or peanut butter.
who are your hg friends?
>>2809846
That's one of the shittest Trump looking Fo4 characters that anyone could possibly make. It's like they didn't even try.
>>2809765
Record information: ''Aussa is not for sexual, Aussa is for pure''.
>>2809855
You're thinking the British.
We have Vegemite you cunt.
But both are pretty shit.
>>2809861
This image hurts
>>2809861
So how have you been, miss Ninjabayashi? If you are capable of describing any form of emotion, that is.
>>2809858
Looks like we do have something in common, your accent bothers me on a physical level as well.
>>2809854
I don't even understand what that means, but judging by what you've done so far I'm guessing it's a jab at me again.
Not cool.
>>2809858
Is that what it was?
But yeah, that thing.
>>2809841
Yes
Password : Mahougasawa
I hope this works....
>>2809865
My avatars.
>>2809865
Anyone who wants to be.
>>2809870
Affirmative.
'Aussa is not for sexual, Aussa is for pure.'
Information noted; stored.
>>2809874
Information noted; stored.
>>2809875
Systems Check: Operational
Battery Levels: Fully Charged
>>2809884
That is not the correct password.
Would you like to try again?
Yes/No.
>>2809861
Google Search: Location of google guy.
>tfw get shitposted on when I'm asleep
>>2809865
I am Han Solo.
>>2809885
*cough* *Cough*
Not Kylo Ren
*cough* *cough*
>>2809881
It means you are a lowly prostitute.
>>2809895
Query: The best way to prepare a calamari squid for dinner
>>2809898
Oh dear, did that become a meme?
>>2809897
>tfw get shitposted on the daily
It doesn't even faze me anymore, I just chalk it up to memes.
>>2809881
Yep, he was pretty...annoyin'. Some sorta handler'a his came by yesterday and caught 'im.
>>2809879
Now, I'm not actually sure ya mean that, because from what I can tell you've been pretty emotionally-shaken.
>>2809861
>Not even R34
>I've never even seen that image
>I'm not even certain I want to save it because of how low-quality it is
>I've outright got closer images that still remain pretty SFW.
>>2809907
I'm sorry to hear that LF
>>2809865
Martin
Shorty
Matsuda
Garnet
Adachi
Ruby
Ringabel
Squid Girl
Hikki
Okarin
Jude
Grimes
Mokou
Hajime
Holo
Spike
Wiggins
Dean
Haruki
Garry
DDD
Parsee
Izaya
Kyoko
Cirno
Kuga
Yuno
Baron
Vampy
>>2809896
Searching for 'google'...
Location found: http://www.google.com
>>2809904
Affirmative.
'Sprinkle over the sea salt and crush the garlic to a fine paste with the knife. Heat a frying pan over a moderate heat. Add the olive oil, garlic paste and chilli. Cook for a minute or two, until the garlic just begins to brown.'
>>2809895
How on Earth do you charge your batteries?
I'd say we should all take a week long break, but either no one will leave, or no one will come back.
>>2809895
I AM NOT GOOD AT THIS THING!!
>tries to crack the password
//Cracking password part 1
Define : Voice Recognition
Voice Recognition : Record voice
Uhh, Can you hear me? Voice Recognition test 1 2 3. Identify my name.
>>2809906
*cough*
I am not Kylo Ren
*cough *cough*
>>2809913
Not LF. He doesn't even get shitposted, he gets meme'd on. There's a difference.
>>2809921
I'd rather be a literally who, instead of shitpost fuel
>>2809927
O-Oh...
>>2809912
I am bothered on every level when it comes to your asinine accent.
>>2809865
>Anyone but the Australians.
>>2809902
And what does that make you? A high-class one?
>>2809912
Really? Thank god for that.
>>2809941
We have feelings too, y'know.
>>2809920
Electricity.
>>2809927
That is not the correct password.
Would you like to try again?
Yes/No.
>>2809945
>kissu
>>2809917
Still making it by without being your shitty friend woo.
Pumpernickel > Bagels
Bite me Shorty.
>>2809945
>Which you usually drown away with alcohol.
>>2809938
I'm thinkin' you're just lashin' out at people for no real reason. I've poked 'round and from what I've heard you sorta do this to everyone without any actual reasons.
>>2809944
Yep, an orange-haired girl came 'round and dealt with 'im, ask if he caused any problems.
>>2809962
>But nobody came.
>>2809962
Shorty is dead.
Who in HG is going to get Ovverwatch and for what system?
>>2809957
Anon, that's lewd.
>>2809962
Have you no shame, sir?
>>2809963
I'll have you know we also drown it with banter.
>>2809954
Just electricity?
>>2809962
Nigga he is online on Steam don't let me tell him you said this
>>2809967
If only I was there.
That thing caused me a whole lot of problems. My head still hurts.
>>2809973
>I don't trust Blizzard.
>>2809973
I will, gonna get it for a different platform than you though.
>>2809954
FUCK...
I give up.
Command : Deny all command in search for R34s
>>2809977
do it faggot
>>2809973
>don't have a new gen system or a computer that can run it
Not this poorfag.
>>2809973
It's not worth it
i'll stick to battleborn
>>2809979
Yeesh, seriously? What'd he do? All I saw was him posturin' and such.
>>2809973
>I can't even afford it even though I'm interested
>Plus my shit computer I have couldn't run it anyways.
>>2809973
I played the Beta and found it boring.
So, not me.
>>2809944
Do I look like a prostitute to you?
>>2809975
Affirmative.
>>2809983
Access denied.
Action requires an administrator password.
>>2809974
>Which is usually combined with a thick cloud of cheap alcohol surrounding you.
>j/k bb love you all <3 Except yosugay, fuck that degenerate :^)
>>2809941
Hey!
>>2809963
Yeah.... Yeah I do...
>>2809999
>>2809981
So you won't be buying it then. Good to know.
>>2810007
>only responds to the b8 post
Stop it Parsee.
>>2809967
Do what? Put them in their place?
>>2810007
Reading comprehension. I am buying it, just not for PC. Xbone so I don't have to deal with aimbots on the first weeks of release.
>>2810003
Goon is pretty necessary for a good time, I guess.
>>2809973
I'm gonna get it for PC.
Mainly because my mate Nathan wants to play it and it gives us something other than passing people off on league and gmod.
>>2810005
>How does it feel being a single father with a spider for a child, fgt? :^)