/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Comfy Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
https://youtu.be/nqniSO8kxFo
https://youtu.be/teWw7UQ-0F4
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5Pmg28CGvo
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
too early you fucking meme
>>280120
Nah, we were already at image limit. What's the point of a thread if you can't post ebing image maymays?
>1 post
>2 IPs
What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 290 per day.
Ayy footfags were you at?
>>280120
It looks right on time to me, fag.
>>280120
TOO LATE, THIS IS OUR NEW THREAD
Anyone got more Rooby Booty? Can be just Rooby.
>>280171
I'll see what I can do mate.
>>280148
chubfags best
>>280171
I'll trade you for sapphires. And I might not explicitly have booty but I have secksee roobee.
>>280148
Kill yourself.
Great start.This one will be a good one.
I'm feeling it.
>>280146
waifu shit
>>280190
You first.
het potlood
>>280185
Oh yes c:
Post chubgems
>>280236
Kill yourself.
>>280171
Rooby has no Booty
>>280185
No love for belchfags?
>>280236
You fist o:^)
>>280251
That's it, my boner demands to know who drew this
>>280292
*first!
Not fist!
>>280403
it's literally on the picture
>>280251
Dat tongue
More gems with long tongues
Who are NOT Alexandrite
>>280434
>who are not alexandrite
well shit
>>280411
I'm surprised no one's been kinky enough to draw the gems fisting each other.
What do i need to do to get some of this? God damn.
>>280434
alright senpai
hope you don't mind teeth with your tongue
>>280476
C'mon dude we had this last thread.
At least wait till image limit is almost reached.
>>280171
best I can do senpai, ruby booty is slim pickings.
>>280527
I mean hey, he asked for tongue. It's just I don't have any tongue that doesn't involve fangs.
But you're right, I'll stop the fangposting for a while
>>280225
Pencil is best gem.
>>280528
Ruby needs more lewd t b h
>>280660
Sapphire too.
Pick one female singer to voice the next fusion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kyPiKYMr9M
I want to put Lapis' teeth to the sidewalk and stomp on her!
>>280694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
It's the Steven x Lapis fusion.
>>280711
How did I not see that coming?
>>280726
Don't worry anon, it's not so bad...
>>280616
Correct my amigo
>>280711
God dammit.
>>280675
>we won almost all out games so we're basically undefeated
That's not how it works.
If Peridot got pregnant she'd be a mean green mother from outer space.
>>280807
>Gems vs Space Plants when
I kinda want to see a crossover with that alien clowns and the tommyknockers
If you had to bone either ruby or sapphire, which would you choose?
>>280698
Anon please, we know Lapis abuser anon is either dead or insane.
T̸̰ͬ̐̅ͧ̈́͗H͖͔̬̞̣̤̩̅ͥͦ̚͜I̢ͪS̶̙̱͒ͪ̑̀̓ ̸̼̱̮̳̖̈ͨ̓E͎̟̲̞̳̽͗X̲͈̳̭͍̣̌͐̎̽̂̉Ĩ̞̘̽̊̎̽ͥ͐S̜͕̪͑̿͆ͅT̙ͦͫ͒̍̿S̬̤̫̤̞̺̅ͅ
̜͔̻̊͂̽͌̓G̤̺͇̙͕̦Õ̺̻ͧͪ̔D̝͖̘̼̬̳̿̾͂̂ͤͥ̆ͅ ͚͙̳̬̦͌͌̂̄̍̕Ï̵̲̫͙ͥS̤̼̠͖͍ ̝ͬ̉̄̏ͬ̄D̏̌̌̽̾E̻̥͇̒̍ͨ̄ͣ͞A͇̭̥ͩ̃ͧ͢D̥͖̭̊̓̓̎ͬ̄̂
>/gfg/ is imploding because the episode was alright but not amazing, and the hour-long series finale is next year
/sug/ won't be like this, right?
>>280844
I need to leave this awful place
>>280815
If I recall, the actual follow-up is a POV of Lapis and Sapphire sucking Jasper's dick
>>280844
I'm more disgusted by that bulge.
Futa, not even once
>>280851
Nope.Although some don't like Jailbreak it was a solid ep.
Mid season finale is pretty soon(Hopefully the 4th bomb) and we still don't know how YD will act so we can't say much yet.
>last thread ends in fetishposting
>continues on to new thread
>>280885
Quit hoping for a bomb. Those things are awful
>>280851
We could just raid you faggots like you always do for everyone else.
>>280895
anon....
Where do you think we are?
>>280901
>/sug/
>raiding
literally when
>>280898
Sorry to break it to you but they already confirmed it.
should i get a different program than GIMP? i just want to draw some simple sketches and dank memes
>>280930
Sauce you dirty bitch.
Look at this fucking shit:
http://steven-universe-furry-edits.tumblr.com/
>>280921
I wanna raid! When do we raid!?
>>280921
You're not even trying.
>>280921
Oh hey what a good idea let's not do it.
>>280984
No seriously, I've been here since this summer and I've never seen a raid.
A raid is a planned thing made by a bunch of faggots. If it happened, there would be a bunch of faggots posting about it on /sug/, otherwise it's just a few scattered people who bring up SU outside of /sug/ and a shitstorm gets kicked up because of it.
>>280992
>>280980
I meant when did it happen, I'm not autistic enough to actually want to raid. Jesus.
Man, I loved the shitstorm that happened when Sadie's Song aired
>trying to incite a raid
Global Rule #4 you faggots.
Just wanted to remind everyone that raiding is extremely autistic and against the rules, even on /trash/.
>>281051
This.
>>281051
Hey, if this raid gets /sug/ banned from 4chan.
It'll be fucking worth it all
>You see this on stage at a concert
What do you do to him, /sug/?
>>281153
Applaud, appreciate the music and not act like a sperglord
what in gods name are they doing to my pearl?
>>281153
Boo and call him a faggot.
>>281153
Laugh and cheer, and tell him he was amazing.
>>281153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Mc-NYPHaQ
I only thought of this when it happened.
>>281207
WHY DOES THIS EXIST THEN?
>>281153
believe in him
Thank god, her tastes are getting better
>>281205
Or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SnvejVyL2s
>>280292
The best fetish. ;_; tfw Pearl will never meet your fetish standards in show
>>281248
>Pearl
>>281037
What agitators?
>>281248
No, they got worse.
can we get more pearl in utter emotional turmoil or visibly shaken?
bonus points for comics and or scenes?
>>281346
saved, there isn't nearly enough smug lapis
Instead of the regular waifu/shitposting let's get a bit more artsy today.
Post any of your requests that was made on /co/,/aco/ or commissioned on other site.
Here's one of mine:Vidalia as the road warrior
Can someone translate this moonspeak?
>>280868
i dont think thats supposed to be a dick, if it was, i might be able to stomach this shit.
>>281382
Garnet as the sexiest frontman of all time, Phil Lynott.
Thanks Sal!
>>281399
>What's that in your mouth
>big
>Chewy
>FANGS!
>(haha)
>>281037
At least Alone Together had a decent first half. Sadie's Song was so boring there nothing but frustration and disappointment brewing for the next couple threads.
>>281431
did you expect an actual translation?
it's not likely you're gunna get one, though I'd like to know what it says too
>>281463
reminds me of that racist Fred Flinstone moment
>>281431
At lesar post the SU version
Humanized gems anyone?
>>281572
that's just lapis without the blue skin though
>>281572
>brown lapis
I like it
>>281572
Why though. Gems are already anthropomorphic, editing them to have human skin tones seems kind of autistic.
Lets make a Pearl
>>281572
Boy I guess she's less of an Ocean gem and more of an African river gem now, huh?
>>281593
Okay, how's mine anon?
>>281597
African River Gem sounds like a really cool name. Maybe for a poem or a song or something.
>>281604
i like the way you made how a recently born Pearl looks like.Very bald and brash.
>>281597
Isnt Lapis a desert gem?
>>281591
Aw c'mon anon it's fun to see the different designs people have made for them.
>>281620
MORE LIKE "BELONGS IN THE /trash/"
https://youtu.be/QbWUaBvbfy8
Have people seen this shit? Like goddamn.
>>281604
Just the way I like my Pearls
Naked and on chemo.
>>281723
posted it last night senpai. Good taste tho.
>>281382
Well this is different. I managed to get a few from some people. This is from Hamsterparade.
>leave my room, hungry
>head to Big Donut
>see freezer full of Lion Lickers
>"aww I still miss Cookie Cat"
>Sadie laughs, then looks surprised
>"Oh, Steven, I just remembered we actually did save some for you in the back of the store"
>follow Sadie round the back
>huge crate of Cookie Cat
>holyshititsglorious.jpg
>take bite
>*poof*
>>281216
Because some people are so desperate they have to draw themselves with cartoon characters in a relationship and thanks to the internet we now know who these people are.
>>281723
Godlike editting.
>>281572
So...do you remenber Giant woman.
Remenber when that bird exploded in hundreds of tiny birds.This was the interior of that bird gem.
Hundred of different gems are bubbled inside it.Or more like agregated to it.
Guys this is a cluster
A cluster in season 1
>>281788
>>281723
i wouldn't be surprised if it was sucrose herself that made this.
amazing editing skills.
>>281805
>pearl
>picking olives off of the pizza
She truly is worst gem
>>281805
>>281804
...what if gems can eat other gems to gain their power? Like a forced fusion?
>>281829
Shut up. Jasper would've just ate Lapis then.
Shut up.
>>281839
>>281843
Jasper just can't eat Lapis mid battle. There wasn't even any A1 sauce.
>>281843
Well obviously Gems wouldn't have had need of cannibalism since they didn't have to eat.
>>281382
based scribble made this for me
>>281399
It's a pun/wordplay comic.
Pearl: "Life/to Live" what does it mean...
Amethyst: "Boiled..." ...eggs... ....want to eat!
Amethyst: HAHA
Pearl: [chagrin]
The Hanja for "Life/to Live" sound same as Korean for "boiled," homonyms.
>>281843
Or maybe since fusion is looked down on on homeworld, so is anything that leads to it, including cannibalism?
Fusion should be used in desperate times, and you only eat the gems you defeat in battle and don't keep prisoner. Lion is a backup gem that Rose ate and now Lion has inherited her will since Steven was born.
>>281804
But now is where stuff gets weird if you look at this pic.
What do we see in this totem
>Bird monster
>Rose?
>Jasper?
Before we dwell on the totem look to the left
A portrait of a cat.Looking at the eyes of it,dosent look like Amethyst since they are not full.
It might just be a picture of a cat but remenber that scene in Maximun Capacity where Stevn found a cat cage?Did Greg and Rose had a cat?
>>281908
No
You're wrong, shut up.
>>281921
No, they had a lion.
>>281950
Same request from a different person.
>>281902
Oh, well thank you for translating
>>281197
>they don't believe in steven
>>281977
And that's it for Hamsterparade.
>>281992
Oh my God who the fuck keeps making SU threads on /co/?
Please fucking hell leave it alone until the hiatus, you aren't making us look good
>steven universe
>liking tumblr-tier garbage
Into the trash it go-
>looks in /trash/
Oh hey
>>281996
Not sure who this is from. Might be from her again.
this sounds exciting
>>281375
Maximum suffering.
>>281921
And now the totem
The top looks like the bird gem but with eyes.But since we still dont know much about clusters and corruptions lets let the bird go for now.
The second part appear to look like Rose;Shield,sword and Pink hair.
But if you look at it by the front you can see that its face looks like the temple mask,and it actually have two pair of arms and legs.This means that at least two gems are fused and one of them is cleary Rose.It is not Amethyst since there is no chest gem.Garnet?
It kinda remindes the gem in historical friction but that gems only had only two legs.
And now the last one.It is Malachite.This one is actually Malachite.I will post the explanation in the next post.
>>282033
think how long she'll do that once connie and steven grow up.
she's already so fragile one or two more instances of loss could just result in a catatonic state.
>>282028
Two from Scribble.
>>282102
>>281382
Yellowtale encountering Malachite.
>>282112
would've been better with Rock Paper Scissors, Nuts.
>>281382
A pleb tier vintage
>>282112
One from Pleb(?)
I fucking love bees.
>>282114
>implying Yellowtail didn't die when Lapis dropped all the water back on Earth
>>282143
Two from Sal
>>282136
Sorry about the mixup, sir/madam
>>282153
He didn't. We saw him on The Return.
>>282172
>>281382
My two TV crushes rolled into one.
>>282172
Hey, sal made me this for the "where do you think we are" SU greentext I wrote.
Isn't sal great?
>>282183
A few from Graphite.
>>281382
Here is one I requested when Peridot became recurring.I asked for Big Steven carring her around on his shoulders
>>282077
Whoever they are they're obviously very stylised and probably dont accurately depict the beings in question. Unless fusions can bend their elbows backwards with only some degree of discomfort.
>>282207
Yeah...
>>282207
Yeah, she's great.
>>282208
>>282207
Hold on, wasn't Steven Perry and Pearl J.D?
>>282268
Yeah but I don't punch gift horses in the mouth
>>282032
fuck them, i hope they know how many fans they lost because of this hiatus bullshit
>>282270
And this is my final request from her.
>>282302
They can't control when episodes are releashed. That's Cartoon Network's fault.
>>282308
And my final request from this place was a colored request from one of Rebecca's sketches.
I WANNA SNEAK UP BEHIND LAPIS AND GENTLY LICK HER GEM
For months I have been trolling /sug/ threads, in order to push the mods to ban these threads from /co/. I'm glad to see that my hard work has paid off. How does do you like your new home at >>>/trash/ ?
hey can any of you kind anons give me the link to the archive?
>>282373
Sure you have. Whatever it takes to get you through your day.
>>282373
/co/ blows. I like it here.
>>282373
You fucking tool, generals are always banned when the show is on hiatus.
It happens to every show.
Your "hard work" did nothing.
>>282351
That's lewd.
[music for the reading material]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwyTPXwu5HY
>>282373
hahaha oh God it's great
You actually think you did something. That's fucking adorable
>>282412
Maybe it's just my shit eyesight but I couldn't read shit
>>282498
try clicking the picture*
>>282498
Condolences on the eye cancer
*wwarps into thread
>>282412
>music for reading material is spoken word narrative
Fuck you too anon
>>282531
Sounds like you need reading glasses mate.
>>282522
>this isn't an instantly bannable offense now
beautiful
>>282532
i am the pearl who wishes for death, it's to be expected
>>282225
Not saying I disagree with you, but gems can shape shift into anything, I don't think bending their elbows backwards would be that hard.
>>282077
We can cleary see A Jasper is part of the fusion if and only if all Jaspers have a nose gem.Lets assume that it is a Jasper .
If that is really the Jasper we know this can only mean that the other half is Lapis.
But still the limbs dosent match.The totem got two pairs of arms instead of one.But how would Malachite turn her extra legs in arms?
Shapeshifting.
In secret team it is showed that even fusions can shapeshift.
But even them she dosent need to shapeshift because thats her natural form from now on.As Garnet stated fusions loose their individuality over time and as Chill tid implied Malachite is now one.All the non forced fusions so far apresented two legs and since Malachite is now one gem the next step would be to asuume a more humanoid figure.
The last nail in the coffin is actually not in the totem but under it.A fish.Remenber that this is a cartoon.90 per cent of it is made in purpose.A symbol of the sea under a gem that controls water.
Lets hope this totem isnt forgotten and explaned in future episodes.
>>282551
Pearl would def be Kanaya though
>>282610
Just our friendly trash neighbors, the /hsg/ trolls
You know what, I can't fucking take these threads anymore. All you stupid fucks do is whine about your shitty waifus, complain about stupid meta shit, post the same shitty images, and talk about the same shitty subjects over and over and over. Literally playing games about dating your waifu and whether she will fuck you. PATHETIC. I thought these threads were supposed to be fun, but it's just full of asinine shit that has NOTHING to do with the SHOW. Well I'm done, I'm just fucking done here. I don't know what I expected in trying to generate conversation with you HALF-FORMED TROGLODYTES, it's obvious you all have no true interest in this show, just want to get off on the lewds of YOUR FAVORITE COLORED BITCH. Fuckers. I hope you idiots enjoy sucking Indexer's dick while jacking off into each others anuses about memes and fangs and whatever stupid fucking shit you care about. I'm never coming back to these useless generals, HOPE YOU DON'T MISS ME ON MY WAY OUT YOU FUCKING LOSER PRICKS. CONSIDER ANOTHER /CO/MRADE LOST.
>>282667
boy that was some copy pasta if i ever saw some
>>282667
Oh God is this real life?
>>282667
okay
>>282667
Nice copypasta
>>282667
We love you too.
pearls just don't love themselves.
>>282711
>ear
um
why
>>282718
>me in actuality
>>282667
>being this invested in a kids show
>low grade bait
i don't know what's worse
>>282719
dun worry about it
But seriously
>unironically calling yourself a "/co/mrade"
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>282757
Who are you talking to?
>>282667
What made you feel this way?
Was it an specific post?
Seriously though, you're being ridiculous and childish.
![13 - So Many Birthdays.mp4_snapshot_04.10_[2015.09.07_09.38.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xyb2OKs.jpg "13 - So Many Birthdays.mp4 snapshot 04.10 [2015.09.07 09.38.16]")
>>282780
I love the little body language things that Pearl does.
>>282711
fuck I want those sneakers
>>282794
Pearl is shit.
I'm being serious. She's insecure and emotionally unstable, and her erratic behavior hurts the team.
She should leave.
>>282816
>not appreciating character development
Cmon senpai. I think she's worst gem but even I have to respect her amazingly written character arc.
>>282780
When Pearl said, "You're the perfect relationship, I just wanted to be apart of that", did she want to be in a relationship? Or? What did she mean?
>>282794
its suffering.
>>282816
salt in the wound [pun]
>>282816
So she is the most human?
That is good
>>282816
She isn't that insecure, and only emotionally unstable when Rose is brought up.
>>282816
She's the most interesting and I love her expressions a lot
>>282857
if we're being fair, I can see why she's emotionally unstable. I mean she lived in utter devotion to this gem for 5000+ years and she's been without her for what, 12 years?
Damn /sug/ give her some time.
>>282774
It couldn't possibly be about the copypasta that was posted that a bunch of people dignified with replies, could it....?
>>282875
Ehhh the award for "most interesting" will definitely be up for grabs after we get through the next run of Amethyst episodes.
If a human get locked in roses room would they be able to get out?
>>282905
It's a big room
Sup /sug/
I'm about to catch up with the series after having dropped it a long ass time ago.
But before I go, I must know.
Is Garnet still a Mary Sue?
>>282905
How did they enter?The only one who can open the door is Steven.Did he locked someone in?
>>282944
>>282957
She never was
Just leave desu senpai
>>282957
>Is Garnet still a Mary Sue?
Please elaborate
>>282958
Yes
Connie
>>282960
UVNS-3
Does Greg family always was linked with air and space?
>>282957
>posting meme characters from tumblr
>asking meme questions
Don't even bother.
>>282999
It's ok man
you can't stop typing like a retard now
>>282883
No, she should have gotten over it years ago. Greg did, Garnet did, hell, even Amethyst, the gem who knew Rose her whole life and was essentially a mother figure too, did. Why can't Pearl at least not let it affect her so much?
>>283016
Okey.UNVS-3.Happy?
>>283024
12 years out of 5000+ years
That's like the equivalent of 10 months for normal people. Just because your heart is made of ice doesn't mean other people can't have their justified hang ups. And clearly, it took a toll on Garnet and Amethyst too- Amethyst even said that Pearl wasn't the only one who missed Rose, and Garnet's probably hurting too but she's weighed down by the burden of leadership now that Rose is gone.
>>283039
Picture yourself getting kicked in the guts.
>>282999
UNiVerSe Mach 3. They were lazy with the props.
>galactic rock genius can't into hypersonic flight
Immersion ruined.
>>283050
Nah.I don't feel like doing it.
Why don't you do it yourself?
>>283085
did you just offer for that anon to kick you in the guts?
>>283047
>and Garnet's probably hurting too but she's weighed down by the burden of leadership now that Rose is gone.
Garnet always gave me a self-absorbed vibe.
>>283085
Going over and kicking your ass would be a pleasure but, as you can probably deduce, it's also unrealistic.
So let's go with you picturing yourself getting raped in the ass.
>>283104
OMG.Such anger.
I feel so angry at you anon.You should stop.Stop.Or I will have to say real bad things.
>>283100
http://dragoplateau.tumblr.com/post/124421234939/garnet-the-burden-of-leadership-self-restraint
Give it a read, you won't regret it if you actually want insight on Garnet's character.
Also
>self absorbed
>"I have weaknesses too. But I choose not to let them consume me. I struggle to stay strong because I know the impact I have on everyone."
>>283047
As much as the other two hurt, they still have the sense to stay strong when doing their job and raising Steven. Neither of them have exploded the way Pearl has figuratively in Rose's Scabbard or literally in Space Race. Why shouldn't we hold Pearl to the same standard?
>>283136
>posting An insight of Garnet: The fanfiction
>>283155
Do you like, understand neurosis? Or do you just hold everyone to the same standard no matter what issues they may or may not have?
She's obviously devoted her entire life to one person, which is psychologically just unhealthy, and now she has to deal with the withdrawal. Garnet and Amethyst were dedicated to Rose, but Pearl literally existed to serve her. In human terms, she probably is suffering from depression and a whole myriad of other mental illnesses from that shit.
So I'll reiterate- give her some time. She's made leaps and bounds of progress in just this season alone.
So watchu doin' /sug/? Currently watching the latest episode of Gravity Falls and being comfy as fuck.
>>283200
>disregarding top shelf headcanon because it doesn't match your own
oh senpai
>>283235
Headcanon is just tumblr's euphemism for 'speculative fanfic bullshit'.
>>283234
It's 4 am and i can't sleep.
I have to wake at 6.
>>283234
Masturbating to things on /d/ I hope no one I know ever learns of
>>283249
And yours is being threatened. I'm sorry I made you feel insecure anon. Would you like me to give you a ride back to your hugbox?
>>283234
Just watched.
Meh at best
>>283234
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10552744/1/Pretty-as-a-Pearl
only the lowest of lows.
>>283252
We know
we all know
>>282957
Yup
>>283250
I feel ya
>>283155
Pearl was literally MADE to be with Rose her entire existence. She knows NOTHING of what to do or how to act without her. Pearl is also way more expressive of her emotions compared to the other two CG's.
"DONT DO IT PRRL" steven exclamed
"IM GONNA DO IT I MISS ROSE SO MUCH" she said knifingly with her hand
"PLEASE PERL YOURE LIKE MY MOM I LOVE YOU"
"ITS TOO LATE STEVEN" perl squawked in anfuish
pearl turned her hand into a knuife and slit her own throat wide open and then poofed into a gem
"NO PEARL WHY" steven cried with those stars in his eyes
amethist comes into the room and says to steven "ha ha what a dumb idiot" "why did she do this again" asks steven sullenly. "She does this because she wants attention"
says amathest slylyl. She picks up pearls gem and throws it across the room. "ha ha dumb idiot" she starts dancing and banging sullenly on her ass going "wimp wimp"
at dinner time steven says to garnet "garnet was mom really even that cool? I mean she seemed pretty lame to me from that video i saw inside of the lion. Actually I didnt
watch it inside of the lion i took it out of the lion and then watched it outside of the lion." "She was very cool" garnet says sullenly. No one says a word
ebcause they are praying to god to bring rose back. Pearl reappears and kills herls f again because she's a dumb idiot. No one evenc ares anymore.
>>283223
I really want to see how Pearl was when she was with Rose, she seems to of had a feel screws loose even when Rose was around
>>283379
the best fanfic I've ever read tbqh
>>283398
well, she is defective
>>283100
Pearl is just weak.
Weak and useless.
>>283259
Oh God the reach setup here is too strong
>>283223
How much time exactly? Despite their long lives, gems seem to live and think at the same speed as humans. Longevity is no excuse.
>>283234
Playing devil's advocate as a Pearlfag.
>>283418
Defective != disabled. She's defected in that she defected from her role as a Pearl to fight on the frontlines alongside Rose.
>>283414
thank u i am working on chapter 2 as we speak
>>281875
Is that a double-dot?
>>283438
If anything, it would take her exponentially more time than a human to get over Rose due to her longevity. Rose has only been dead for like 10 years so if you want to scale their lifespans to human terms then it's actually pretty impressive how well she functions.
>>283440
I think she's also defective just because of the way she acts, like when Peridot asked Steven if he taught her to talk like how she does.
>>283234
there's a real neat windy night
the flopside is that wifi is shit right now
so it took me 6 retries, 7 captcha fills and like 10 reconnections to reply to your post alone
but enjoying myself so far and listening to all my album backlogs.
>>283261
Finished watching it, and holy cow it felt way too short; I don't know how they're going to cram an entire wrap-up into just one episode. But you're right, it was kinda meh, although Dipper's and Mabel's memories really hit home for me.
>>283438
>seem to live and think at the same speed as humans
>longevity is no excuse
Do you actually think when you type or do you find that you drift in and out?
>>283432
Who the fuck taught this artist how to draw faces
Which one of you faggots did this?
>>>/mlp/25526702
>>283432
>>283136
Rose was never the most important thing in Garnet's life. She is the relationship personified which is her most important thing.
>>283482
>ifunny.co watermark
kys
Also she served Rose for thousands of years so I think that qualifies as being pretty fucking important
lol look at this old shit I found on my folder
currently looking for the one where every gem is together
>>283480
Oh what the fuck
If there's anyone outside of the usual /sug/posters in here because of shit like that, please recognize the people who do this shit are pretty much universally hated here, and that they are only the vocal minority.
We're sorry for their autism.
>>283502
>my gemsona isnt on there
feelsgoodman.wailingstone
>>283379
CHAPTER 2
prdiot sits quietly in the bath room while the crystal gems are eating a bountiful thank gicing feast. "Why are all of these gems so bad and i am the only good one i
dont get it why do people like these dumb idiots" she exclaims as she fishes a turd out of the toilet bowl. "look at this clod" she exlaims as she exaimes the poop.
just then pearl breaks down the door and exlaims "i miss rose SO MUCH" and then cuts her throat again. Steven comes in and apologizes for her. "she does this all the time
it's just a phase." pearl poofs back with cool black trip pants and storms off exlaiming "IM NEVER COMING BACK." "she'll be back that dumb idiot" says amehtisx
greg is minding his own business at his nice car wash when perl shows up and exclaimes "I AHTE YOU GREG YOU RUINED MY LIFE I HATE STEVEN TOO HE RUINED MY LIFE AS WELL"
she kills her self in front of greg. Greg cries. peral comes back out of her gem and looks like rose and says "gimme a kiss big boy" and greg sullenly kills her again.
"YOU WENT TOO FAR" greg exlaimes to the dead gem. But pearl cant hear anythnig because shes in her gem listening to like Nick Derake or Elliot Smith or Nine Inc Nails?
>>283465
Good shit mate, hope you are enjoying it.
>>283480
....yeah fuck this I'm going to bed.
Goodnight /sug/.
>>283502
Dou Hong is GOAT.
Angel Aura also reminds me of Aisling.
>>283480
tsk man it's the other way around
there are more mlpfags in here than sugfags over there
>>283469
I don't know man, it doesn't make much sense to me either. I'm just trying to parrot what I've hear as opposing views in an attempt to forster character discussion.
>>283524
thanks for the good vibes man
>>283455
Based on the eyes it seems like at least 3.
>>281382
I requested thus quite a long time ago.
>>283379
>>283520
CHAPTER 3
pearl wakes up in the bathroom. in the bath tub is a giant mound of steve dung. It does not smell good so pearl makes her nose go away. peridot is there and says
"hey pearl its me peridkt i have constructed a time machine for you out of excrement and i can fix all of your problems. Just get inside!" Pearl hesistewntly enters
the time machine. It is sticky inside of the time machine. The poop is sticking to her clothes and she vomits but gains compusure. "teach me how to fly this thing!"
she excalims.
minutes later steven feels him self begin to disappear. "oh no!" garnet exclaims" steen is disappeering. "oh no garnet youre right" says amathest. They fuse into nicky
minaj but its too late, steven is gone. No one even remembers he existed.
>>283502
Obsidian always looks like a Samurai Jack villain to me.
>>283604
best fanfic.
>>283570
gotta love /v/
>>283630
im miserable over it yes.
CHAPTER 4
Beach City, 1932. The gems are sitting around wearing old timey clothes because thats what they were like the pilgrims with the buckle hats. Rose gets up to go get
something to eat because she does that every 5 minutes. Prerl enters the kitchen in future clothes. "Hello rose its been so long" pearl says sulleny. i came from the
future to fuse with you" drool oozing from her dumb idiot face. "thats gross and also rape" rose exclaims. Pearl tries to force fuse wth rose but rose fights back.
pearl hits rose over the head with the toaster oven and she poofs into her gem. pearel picks up the gem and starts trying to danc e with it like some kind og crazy
person. when they dont fise pearl exlaims "IF I CANTR HAVE U NO ONE CAN" and smashes her gem into the wall. It breaks intoa billion pieces and pearel storms sullenyl
to the warp pad, never to return
>>283570
Fukken A. However, I don't remember /a/-tan being like that.
>>283570
oh great, this comic again
>>283655
im not condoning as much as recoiling
https://strawpoll.me/6087625
>>283677
How much of a faggot do you think I am anon?
>>283677
go away redditfag
>>283379
>>283520
>>283604
>>283647
CHAPTER 5
GERMANY
pearl is at the pub or whatever its called ingermany and meets a dashing young masn who is also very atteracted to her. they hit it off real well. They go back to his
place and because she thinks its going to impress him or something she just like shoots herself with a gun and poofs. She emerges from her gem and Adolph is just
astonished. They begin a long term romance and bang a lot. adoplh becomes president of germany and they both live luxurious lives and bang a lot.
one day pearl hears adolph talking about how he doesnt like jews. pearl doesnt really know much about jews but she knows that greg was definitely one and that she
hated them all. she tells adoplh that maybe they should just kill them? adoplh thinks this is a wonderful idea and guess what it turns out adoplh was adoplh HITLER
and we all know how that story ended!!
>>283677
Fuck no.
So who is most likely to voice Yellow Diamond?
Sugar or Lady GaGa?
>>283234
It's one am and I want to fall asleep.
Trying to finish assignments and then some. Busy as shit week.
>>283731
missy elliott
>>283731
Lady gaga, I can't see yd being voiced by becky
>>283759
>S-surrender Crystal Gems!
>Y-you can't hope t-t-to stand against the might of the Homeworld!
>
>Okay, w-we fight now!
>>283788
holy shit what is zuke doing in there?
>>283797
Is Sucrose really like this?
Now I wanna see her drop her spaghetti
>>282667
As long as we're fighting copypasta with copypasta here:
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prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I
can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire
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wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you
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>>283812
I'd let her drop her spaghetti all over me
>>283598
Another request I made, fixed by some other drawfag.
>>283234
Finish watching Fritz the Cat
>>283835
This request is much more recent.
how much longer until Peridot sacrifices herself?
I can't stand her no longer
There's literally no way Steven wouldn't be able to fuse with the Gems. Why would the writers abandon that amazing opportunity?
>>283898
To be fair we're still pretty early into the series.
Maybe they'll elaborate later into it and explain that Steven is fully able to fuse with anything but he just doesn't want to because he secretly despises the gems
>>283898
I really, really hope that he can, and eventually does fuse with the Gems. It'd be a great way to explore his relationship with them.
>>283920
I don't think he despises them, but him thinking that they blame him for his mom going away might be why he's not eager to fuse with them.
>>283379
>>283520
>>283604
>>283647
>>283707
BRAZIL, 1950
the war has ended. pearl managed to escpae by faking a suicide on that fate full day in 1945. She canged her appearance again too look like a jewish person (trigger
warning: incensative joke) (big change am i right fellas? can i get a high five?) and escaped germany with some refugees. pealr has just receiverd a package from her
boys back in the US. This package is what will comeplet her plans. she now toils away in her lab. a jar of bones lies open on ehr work table. the lid, heart drawn on
the top with sharpie (were those around then?) sat beside several other bones ,far too big for jars, in various states of powderization.
"Ive don it!" pearl excliams. She adds some balck stuff to the blue stuff and whatever and mixes it around. when she is done she unlocks her safe and removes
the small cardboard box labeled "fragile". she stars sullenly at it for a few moments before taking a depe breath and carefully cutting the tape with her pen knife.
it was full of packing peanuts. she shuffled them aroudn for a bit, savoring this moment. she thought she would feel relief when she saw that first glimmer of pink
but what caught her in the gut instead was pure dread. this was wrong. she shouldn't be doing this. she shouldn't have done any of this. but she had come too far
to turn back and she was too lonely to go any further without being loved. she removes the shards from the box and places them in the mixture. it begins to bubble
and a giant figure emerges in a pink flash.
>>283898
Fuck. No.
I don't want Pearl anywhere close to Steven when he tries to fuse with any of the gems. This cunt will mess with Steven forever.
Though I'm pretty sure Sapph and Ruby will teach him.
>>283995
I'd love to see them fuse, but I hope that if she does go "muh rose" it'll be the last time she does.
>>284018
She's gonna pull another Cry for Help
I hope they kick her outta the house and the team if she does
>>284046
If she does, I think Steven would be able to convince her to unfuse with him. Surely she must listen to him, right? He's the new Rose Quartz Gem after all.
>>283234
Eating pizza and playing Dying Light.
>>284088
Noice, I like that game
>>284179
It's like Dead Island but fun.
>>284267
I'd say it's worth it, but always wait for the sale regardless.
Anyone willing to share some nsfw Stevidot? /ss/ through imgur links or aged up
>>284327
Why have Stevidot when you can have Pearlven?
It's treason, then.
>>284348
Steven was made to be shipped with.
>>284377
No. No he wasn't.
>>284396
Pearl was Rose's futa sex slave, just because Rose has changed doesn't mean she gets to abandon her duties.
>>284396
He was. Everyone are to be shipped with everyone. Don't stop the shipping, mate.
>>284410
Steven is not Rose, but that doesn't mean Pearl can't love him too.
why isn't anyone else writing fan fiction
>>284018
>>283995
>>283898
Rainbow Quartz was shown for a reason, to show how there will be a different Rainbow Quartz when Pearl and Steven fuse. I just think it made it very obvious that Pearl will be the first gem Steven fuses with.
>>284433
You're grasping at straws here
>>284446
how is it grasping at straws when pearl is literally obsessed with rose? it's an elephant in the room to want to know what happens when steven and pearl fuse
>>284433
Maybe not the first that Steven will fuse with, but I certainly think it'll be the most hyped-up of his fusions.
>>284462
Pearl has got some fukkin huge feet, bruh.
>>283584
I love it
>>284462
I don't think that any ting weird would happen to them until when they've actually fused. Maybe the fusion would question it's new appearance, and then later refuse to unfuse.
>>280148
still not too late to make this a foot thread
>>283379
>>283520
>>283604
>>283647
>>283707
>>283976
CHAPTER 7
BEACH CITY, PRESENT TIME
the cryastal gems return to the gem hosue after a mission to rose's grave site. it had been over 80 years since rose was murdered and pearl tossed her dumb idiot
self into a volcano. ever since the site was disturbed years ago they had made annual visits to pay their respects and get a dlicious coffee and egg sandwich on pretzel
roll bread for only $5.99 at the dunkin donuts in the area. This was an amazing deal and the gems could not resist. The gems hated the big donut. Their coffee is
terrible and they don't even have bagels. I know donut shops are donut shops and not bagel shops but I personally feel the two are close enough that having bagels
is just common c ourtesy. Who even eats donuts anyway? Donuts are garbage food for garbage people. It's not even about calorie count, it's about ahving good enough
taste to realize that a mouth full of sugar is disgusting. I can respect a fat guy who eats bagels. that's classy. you think a chocolate covered cake ring os going to
taste anyhwere near as good as a nice marble bagle with a bit of cream cheese? Absolutely not. Amethysts is laughing at a funny joke peridot just told.
"ha aha wow peri dot you are hilarious and the jokes are so high brow I really aprpreciate your wit you remind me of bill hicks if he were still alive and not part
of a forced fusion with alex jones. Really smart. You are like the only pearl I am aware of who killed herself except you are much cooler and funnier and we all like
hanging out with you a lot more. thanks for joining the team" "yes i agree" said garnet.
"HEY" exclaims amethesit
"Let's go laugh at dead pearl in the volcano"
"hilarious idea!" exclaimed peridot
"let's do it" said garnet
>>284659
I'm trying to spin thrilling tales here u ungrateful cocksucker show some respect
https://twitter.com/surasshu/status/668960822484443136
>>284677
What does it mean?
The new Bloodborne DLC is out.
In honor of that, has anybody made Pearl in Bloodborne?
>>284764
Morning /sug/ilites
How's your day coming along?
If it hasn't started yet, I hope you have a wonderful day today.
>>284772
don't get me wrong, I can jack off to feet with the best of em but there is just something deeply unsettling about those images
>>284786
then you can help me hunt for more
and I was really hoping Peri would have floaty-toes but her little socks are even better
>>284778
I woke up 20 minutes earlier than normal and I'm really hungry.
>>284813
Have mercy
>>284813
>two arms
>>284778
WW3 is about to start, so I'm pretty fine right now.
>>284832
>>284832
>fat lapis
Pearl's hands.
>>284848
Lars' limp dick
out of explicitly feet-centric pictures, now just posting discount supervillain pics with feet
WHEN IS NEW EPISODES
>>284833
>turkey just shot down a russian plane
wow you're right
which gem would be most likely to date putin? peridot right? requesting putindot art please
i want to do a double suicide with lapiss
>>284878
Is that a Rose watermelon?
>>284899
yer god damn right
Welp, WWIII's starting. Who wants to form an /sug/ militia to remove kebab when it really starts happening?
>>285003
I'm for it.
Fuck Turks.
>>285003
>WWIII
What? Where?
>>282667
Is this you?
>>285087
https://www.rt.com/news/323215-warplane-crash-syria-turkey/
>>285087
https://twitter.com/allsory_allhor/status/669093496624689152
Russian plane over Syria got shot down by Turks. Proving their alliance with ISIS. Russia promises to bomb them to Hell. Turkey is hiding behind America like a bunch of pussies.
Problem is that their part of NATO. So the rest of NATO will have to join in.
Alright, time to make you're decision here.
http://strawpoll.me/6088290
>>285196
>Turks
>not kebab
You know nothing about Turkey, do you?
>>285209
In this case kebab stands for ISIS, we can remove Turks too if they really are with ISIS.
>>283085
>Pearl Steven is just a ginger Steven
>>284746
I've got Pearl as a Chosen Undead.
>>285308
I meant in the character creator. As soon as the Old Hunter edition is released I'm going to make Poil a hunter.
Episode where one of the nigresses baby sits steven and they do /ss/, fully awakening Stevens fetish for dominating lesser lifeforms with his white master race cock when?
>>285368
>nigresses
You mean the Gems?
>>285376
I think he means Nanafua.
>>285106
Russia is supporting Assad, not attacking ISIL.
>>285460
If anyone were to deflower Steven, it would either be one of the Gems, or Connie.
>>279098
Indexer here
Sorry to interrupt your memeing
That's all
>>285507
Does fusing count as "deflowering"? Connie already did that.
>>279399
>>279427
>>279635
>>285635
I wouldn't say so, but then again I don't interpret fusion as sex.
I really do wonder who'll Steven will fuse with next, though. I want to see him fusing with Pearl since we've already seen Pearl and Rose fuse.
>>279882
Just a reminder, if you see someone posting images with the title "image.jpg", it is your civic duty to inform them that they should end their life as soon as possible
>>279921
>>280047
image.jpg anon please bite the bullet
LET'S
SAY
HOORAY
>>285667
Difficult to say. Fusing seems to have been taken off the table since Friend Ship.
FOR
PEARL!
>>285749
fuck pearl
>>285731
More cute hair down pearl pls
>>280758
thoughts?
>>280726
Frankly, to speak off the record, I'm disgusted.
>>285775
Indexer, do you not get what a reaction image is?
>>285742
Well, when do you think fusion will be brought back? Around Malachite or something, right.
>>285804
Probably. I can't imagine fusing being of much good against the Cluster, but they barely understand that problem at all at this point.
>>285826
I remember someone saying that Pearl's and Steven's fusion weapon would be an umbrella or a parasol, and that it would be immune against Malachite's water attacks or something. I don't have the greentext with me though.
>>285915
Makes sense. Of course, an umbrella wouldn't be much good if they fight Malachite on the bottom of the ocean.
>>285928
Of course not, but on land would be different.
When is Steven going to use his large bubble to bring everyone back home in an emergency situation like Garnet did to him in Monster Buddies?
>>283731
I hadn't thought of Lady Gaga
THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. OMG I HOPE THIS HAPPENS!
