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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Japanese Highschool Edition (aka weeaboo edition)
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus Comics and Shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura [Embed]
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/e9-_9eBRaZo [Embed]
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/fOEScwq3slY [Embed]
https://youtu.be/nqniSO8kxFo [Embed]
https://youtu.be/teWw7UQ-0F4 [Embed]
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI [Embed]
>Lion Extended Short
https://youtu.be/q5Pmg28CGvo [Embed]
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
Might as well get this out of the way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLOtl3nLR7Q&list=PLhlCYTEygXgU_M2BBF4c97pKousAF-HP1&index=9
Third for Bill cipher Time Paradox
>>275282
Fourth for ants.
>>275282
Sugoi thumbnail dess
>>275235
>>275307
>>275310
>>275314
>>275317
>>275322
>10 posts
>5 IPs
What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 248 per day.
>>275320
Only Steven is allowed to use Pearl for sexual!
>>275327
>>275307
huh, didn't the test premiere before Marble Madness?
>>275235
>high school
Why is this allowed?
>>275334
>>275320
that's real fuckin neato
>>275343
>>275335
image.jpg anon please fall into a ditch and die
anime
>>275335
Yes, but it premiered after Warp Tour.
>>275335
>>275350
W H AT I S T H E D I F F E R E N C E
>>275355
Amy exited her hole after the war
That would make the cataclysm at the end of the war pre-date the temple fusion
>>275367
The difference is it gives his autism an excuse to waste image space in every thread.
Do you like Mayor Dewey? Do you hate him? If so why?
>>275367
Do you really want to know?
>>275367
JPEG artifacts.
You can test for yourself: http://www.catenarysystems.com/demos/compare/comparator.aspx
>>275401
Cause he has a stupid song and a stupid ice cream truck and I hope he fucking dies
>the AU where Rose instead fought with a hundred Pearls
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PgsPIX4dQAc
>>275401
He's alright
>>275412
Pearl please.
>>275401
He's okay. He does his best for the people of Beach City.
>>275320
Nice.
>>275332
Pearl is for everyone.
>>275435
It's what she was designed for after all.
When is the all-out waifu brawl in Philadelphia happening? I'm booking a plane ticket right now.
>>275427
Do you understand what jpg artifacts are?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compression_artifact
>>275435
Pearl is specifically for Steven. Rose too, but she's gone now.
>>275449
>all-out waifu brawl
Wait, what?
>mfw my waifu isn't a gem
I wonder how many of you have a waifu that's not from SU
>>275449
Awww shit I forgot all about that
>>275454
Yeah, but indexer "corrected" the image.jpg guy with a png, even though both had compression artifacts.
>>275461
I don't have the autism to sustain a waifu, unfortunately. I can't seem to keep attention on one piece of media long enough for my best girl from it to become a full-on waifu. That, or my waifu just hasn't found me yet.
Pearl is pure. Please stop insisting otherwise, thank you.
>>275474
Can you point me to the compression artifacts in the png image?
The white is white, the borders are sharp and the colors are uniform
The question comes from the possible confusion of pastel effect with jpg artifacts
>>275486
I'm pretty sure it's just the .jpg that's triggering your autism.
>>275486
Tilt your screen. I'm not sure how else to show it. That's how I can see it.
>>275477
>That, or my waifu just hasn't found me yet.
Fuck that reminds me of the time i went on 4+4chan
I checked out that sugen place (not a place for me) and wondered if they had a wafu board, they did and one of the first threads I saw was "Who choose who"
>>275460
Once upon a time, some anon wanted to have a meetup in Philadelphia. Everyone called him retarded. And then another anon said that it should be a brawl. Fighting each other for our waifus. It was a fun idea.
>>275503
Yeah, i noticed
Please use your own tools next time senpai
>>275486
>indexer finds out he posts a shit quality image
>kills himself out of shame
what a great day that would be
>>275512
Contrary to popular beliefs, I'm not actually autistic
>>275512
>indexer
Oh that's thumbnail fag's new name? I could have sworn we just called him thumbnail fag.
Didnt he post really fucking small images and give himself the big high quality image?
>>275483
She's addicted to fusion. She'll beg for Steven to fuse with her once she gets that first taste.
>>275522
Ok MAYBE I'm a bit autistic
>>275529
The first step is admitting to your problems.
Does anybody have any good SU wallpapers other than the show's bg art? Preferably powerlevel but anything is fine.
>>275506
What is this image supposed to mean?
>>275525
Indexer started in /hsg/, far before steven universe even got pitched to CN
>>275541
>Preferably powerlevel but
"Powerlevel" is not an adjective.
>>275527
That's Rose's corruptive influence. All four of the gems she left behind are fusion addicts.
>>275556
He started in HSG, not /hsg/. It's an important distinction.
>>275572
what is "HSG?" I don't often go to /co/.
>>275541
Note: I can't see how big the images are on the tablet.
>>275564
It's commonly used as a shorthand for 'powerlevel-hiding' or something.
>>275525
he's known to partake in a variety of disgusting displays of attentionwhoring, including but not limited to samefagging. he's the scum of the month of /sug/, following gemlingfags, "paid shitposter"fag, and Supas. he'll get bored and move on to the next le ebig trol XDDDD eventually.
then we'll have some equally annoying faggotry and shitposting to deal with, and the cycle shall continue ad nauseum. your best bet is to just ignore him, mommy and daddy failed to give him attention so he's just acting out
>>275587
I kinda like what he does, since I like to hoard images.
>>275576
HSG was Homestuck General before people started abbreviating generals like board names, with the forward slashes. It got so cancerous and self-reinforcing that it got banned, except one or two threads when a new update happened. It bounced around on other websites where it picked up the name /hsg/ while other generals were doing the same thing, and that's basically it. Calling it HSG instead of /hsg/ mainly just means pre-ban Homestuck General, which had its own self-contained culture.
Fun Fact: The title cards were originally going to be like this.
>>275597
Oh.
>>275587
Annoying as he may be, he does have a noble cause. People who tolerate low-quality images should be put through some sort of Clockwork Orange procedure to make them understand that only images of the maximum potential quality should be tolerated.
>>275587
He did his thing in homestuck general for multiple years and stopped only when the general got exhiled from /co/ and the webcomic took a turn for the worse
He then moved to tf2g on /vg/ until he showed up in this general
He's been here with you since Nightmare Hospital aired
>>275605
Glad they changed it.
>>275605
Man, that would've made it even more anime than the show already was.
>>275568
Well, either Steven will help them to kick the habit, or he'll enable them even more than Rose did.
>>275401
I have a bit of respect for the guy, actually. He's not a shitty guy, he does best with what he has.
>>275317
I heard Mr. Universe and Ms. Maheswaren were making out in the employee lounge.
>>275332
my brother
>>275605
it reminds me of the intro cutscenes for Kirby's dream land
oh don't mind me still waiting on some nice pearl emotional suffering/guro pics to come flooding in anytime now...
>>275721
[insert pearl saying smoking is bad image that I can't fucking find here]
>>275721
>liking an AU where Steven dies
Faggot
>>275712
There's only room in this town for one edgy Pearl.
>>275741
Fuck, that went right to my heart. Post more.
>>275741
>caring about steven at all
not even the shota fuckers are into that faggot
>>275595
>>275456
I find this design for adult Steven to be quite creepy.
>>275605
Also this would've been the title card for Giant Woman.
>>275767
>2015
>Watching Steven Universe
>Not believing in Steven
>>275862
>see the panel style and what it's parodying
>reflexively read right to left
>>275779
Thanks, updated my collection.
>>275836
i like it
>>275704
I'm pretty sure that's what they were going for. They should've at least used that template for Garnet's universe. It would've fit.
>>275704
I'm thinking of early Pokemon.
>>275761
There is this comic, but I tried to join it together and the filesize got too big, so you'll have to read it from the artist's blog.
http://hya-chan-art.tumblr.com/post/131761260261/i-hope-you-enjoyed-my-little-comic-on-how-i-think
>>275750
not looking for edge i'm looking for pearl tears.
where is the utterly agonized emotional suffering pearl comics, we need more drunk/miserable and homeless and abused pearls.
>>276030
remember she's just a pearl, you can always buy in bulk.
if the sounds get to you just turn the radio up.
>>276024
>>276030
Get the fuck out if here Jinx, no one likes you or NEW FAVORITE SHOW.
>>275997
>>>/co/77666666
>>276040
i'm the only pearl here willing to kill what she loves.
>>276024
Pearl's had a hard life, she deserves nothing other than happiness.
>>276052
and like i said you can just get a fresh one with less damage on the body and go from there.
>>275750
>Smoking is now edgy
Wut?
>>276059
You can't simply replace this Pearl, she is vastly different from any other Pearl, and no other Gem could ever replace her.
Why Peridot Kiryuin is so moe?Gems should have thick eyebrows.
>>276041
Better go for >>>/co/77777777 as well
>>276079
you can however watch her psyche unravel at the prolonged thought that she will never see rose again.she'll never make rainbow quartz and never ever go home.
how many years do you think it'll take to just eat her up with grief?
>>276093
>She will never see Rose again
She has trouble with letting go of the past, sure, but she will hopefully realise that it's unhealthy for her to re-live the past instead of cherishing it.
>She'll never make Rainbow Quartz
Steven is the new Rose Quartz Gem. He is his own person, but they both have the same exact Gem. If Pearl now fuses with him, they should make a brand new and modern Rainbow Quartz.
>and never go home
She's accepted that, and is fine with living on Earth as long as she still has Steven with her.
>>276071
I didn't say smoking, I said smoking Pearl in general. She's a mopey, angry mess.
>>276113
and when he grows into an adult and marries connie then what? where's her purpose then?
what about when steven see's less and less of the gems who do you think it's going to affect the most?
how long do you think she'll sit prone on the couch staring off into space after that reality sets in?
>>276135
I highly doubt Steven will ever leave the Crystal Gems, no matter what. He will always be with them, forever and ever.
>what about when Steven sees less and less of the Gems who do you think it's going to affect the most?
Please re-word your statement, it's confusing.
>>276149
point being, i'm the pearl that preaches death.
>>276118
Oh,sorry.Have some more Bad Pearl them.
>>276156
Stop role playing as edge Pearl and just avatarfag like the rest of us.
>>276177
JUST
A
PEARL.
Is this a edgy Pearl thread now?
>>276156
Pearl with Steven at her side would never, ever preach death.
>>276193
and that's true all the way up until he leaves her or no longer needs her as a mother figure.
she'll live for a thousand years more too.
>>276191
abused pearl preferably
I'm going to kick all of your asses.
>>276263
Why
>>276263
Come at me, nerd.
I WANNA UNDO LAPIS' TOP ON THROW HER ON THE STREET
>>276263
we've been talking this whole time about some gem in need of a little pain and here you are!
>>276293
maybe she really means it this time...
>>276208
He might not need her as a mother figure when he grows older, but he will never leave her, or the other Gems.
>>276263
But I haven't been advocating Pearl's death!
>>276310
i wish i could believe that fully.
>>276293
>>276297
>>276323
So you don't believe in Steven, then?
>>276355
i don't believe in myself
>>276376
Don't give up, anon! Believe in the Steven who believes in you!
>>276086
>thick eyebrows
>moe
Mah nigga
Pearls are literally space niggers.
>>276424
i'll kill you then steven then myself.
>>276376
then stop existing
>>276465
[poofs internally]
>>276435
>implying a human can kill a hybrid Gem
You're gonna have to go through the other Gems before you'll have a chance of hurting him.
>>276484
Since she blushes blue, I'd like to believe that she has blue flesh and blood.
>>276488
i'm not a space nigger.
i can be....rash
>>276424
>come from some far off place
>owned by the upper class
>generally thought of as worthless
>used as accessories and laborers
Sugar's really not good with "subtle" analogies.
>>276496
but her form is just an illusion, a manipulation of light and force that provides a "physical" form
>>276508
that doesn't mean anything when she's been shown bleeding and scuffed up before.
explain the physics behind that.
>>276508
Nigger don't ruin this for me
>>276521
visuals purely for the benefit of her accomplices, so they can see she's been in battle
I WANNA KISS LAPIS SLOWLY WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING
>>276521
Also she actually uses her eyes to see and nose to smell, meaning that it's an actual body and not really an illusion.
>>276284
[spoiler]is that really you?[/spoiler]
>>276521
When has she ever been shown bleeding.
>>276538
Coach Steven.
>>276534
no, the form is merely a representation of how her sentient spirit is processing the information around her
>>276543
based gemon
>>276545
Sounds to me like they're actual bodies man. Even if the gems are their actual self, they need a body to actually know what's going on around them.
all of this is still detracting from pearls quiet death wish she has going on.
>>276573
>they need a body to actually know what's going on
exactly, but that body itself is merely an illusion, not a true physical form but rather a construct of light and whatever artificial element gems use to create their bodies; think of it as like putty that gems create and can shape/recolor to a certain degree in order to provide themselves with a physical form.
It may be extremely convincing, even impossible to tell apart from the real thing, but it's all a fake
>>276591
How hard is it to accept that Pearl will never die?
>>276611
it's really really hard.
that's a long time to just sit and suffer over someone you loved.
doesn't help that i can project a hologram and pretend she's still around.
>>276606
Yes in that aspect they might be fake just because they can replicate them as many times as they want, but they need them to properly function so why consider them fake? A body is a body, no matter how different from a human it is.
I WANNA MAKE A TINY DOLL OF LAPIS THAT I CAN SLEEP AND WHISPER WITH
Snu-snu fusion when?
>>276639
that's what they want you to believe, it's all a grandmaster ruse to get the humans on their side
>>276637
Rose is gone, but not forgotten. She left Pearl and the other Gems, but she gave them something in return, she gave them her own child, for them to take care of.
I just started this show maybe a month-ish ago, how old are the crystal gems supposed to be in human years? I think Pearl and Amethyst are early 20's since both are immature in their own ways, Garnet is maybe 30.
>>276717
>rose is gone
>all i could see
>>276637
Pearl has the most issues of anyone i've ever seen on this fucking show, her entire existance is suffering. You can argue Lapis is the sufferer but Pearl is the one that lived through all this shit and still has to raise her lover's bastard son.
>>276751
Amethyst is 16-25,Pearl is 30-50,Garnet should be in her 30's.
Peridot is around 13,Lapis is early 20's and Jasper should be about 35-40
>>276778
you'd have to be desperate just to fool a friend into fusing with you just to not feel alone and strong again.
>>276778
>You can argue Lapis is the sufferer but Pearl is the one that lived through all this shit and still has to raise her lover's bastard son.
She could have distanced herself if she wanted to. She could have talked to Rose. She could have done many things.
Pearl had choices. Lapis didn't have any.
>>276818
is that a cosby quote?
Fuck. I can't even go into anything vaguely SU related on /co/ without it becoming a shitfest.
>>276778
And yet, she hasn't given up. She's stayed strong, and lived thrush all of it. She won't be giving up anytime soon.
>>276841
>he could have distanced herself if she wanted to.
that's what she did in the 30s when she ran off to germany
ever notice that eva braun and pearl were never seen in the same photos?
>>276848
yeah fuck that thread.
fuck /co/ for that matter too.
>>276854
*through
>>276856
CAMERON CLARKEY EVERYONE G'NIGHT!
>>276841
We don't know why Lapis was in the mirror. For all we know she might have been a space criminal.
>>276641
Jasper has a helmet right?
So what kind of retarded weapons does she make when fusing with Pearl, Amethyst, and Garnet.
>>276135
That's just parenting.
>>277180
>Amethyst
A guitar.
>>277180
>Jasper + Pearl
Propeller beanie.
>>277180
Just larger recolors of their weapons + helmet.
>>277180
>Jasper+Pearl
helmet with a long spear, like a rhino I suppose
>Jasper+Amethyst
spikey/horned helmet
>Jasper+Garnet
HELMET WITH FISTS
>>277196
that's in no way consoling
>>276193
You know, baby Steven art is cute and all, but I'm like 95% sure he was never actually a baby.
>>277327
but we do see him quite young, just past infancy, in the extended opening
>>277327
How? He's a half-human, so he must've gone through the stages of being a baby.
>>277327
At age six he was born without a face
>>275350
>implying it's just one anon
>implying you aren't the only person sperging out about jpgs
Fuck off anon.
>>277372
It's worse than just one anon
It's a category of anons that should kill themselves
>>275609
God you're a faggot.
It doesn't matter, kill yourself.
>>277392
Anon you should book an appointment with an optometrist and stop browsing from mobile
>>277392
I'm not him but the jpeg artifacts can be seen if you've got a good eye.
>>275721
What brand do you think Pearl smokes?
She obviously wouldn't smoke Reds/blacks anything, and I don't see her as the type to smoke menthols.
My vote is either Virginia Slims or Nat Shermans.
>>277410
>>277401
I'm on a PC but I really don't see the difference in those 2 images, the somewhat sketched artstyle doesn't help
Even so, what's the point ifthe average anon won't notice the difference? if thee difference was more substantial then perhaps post higher quality, but otherwise it just makes you look like one hell of a picky autist
>>277345
Yeah, he's definitely younger, but old enough to play a guitar and compose a song. That's not "just past infancy." And then when they finish building the house and he's walk through the front door, he looks the same as he does in the show. Not that much time could have passed.
>>277354
He's also a half-gem, so I guess he must have been formed as a an adult. Do you see the flaw in your reasoning there?
I could be totally wrong, of course. But we've never seen any baby photos have we? We don't how old he is at all. We've seen him instinctively shapeshift though different ages. And he's clearly not registered with the government, since he's never been to a hostpital or school. I think if he was ever a baby or toddler it was probably for like a matter of hours/minutes/seconds when he first formed, and he's looked the way he does now since then.
>>277450
>Even so, what's the point ifthe average anon won't notice the difference?
garbage jpg from funnyjunk will infest these threads and people will facilitate their spread
This is something i will live not to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1RN0Kz7Mz0
this is in pearls heavy rotation mix.
>>277414
Rolls her own, obviously.
>>275422
how do you know it's not how it went down
>rose needed a quick army so she grabbed 100 pearls, converted them to Islam, and took off to Earth
>tfw 99 pearls died in the terrorist war
>>277414
Maybe Misty's, or Turkish Gold
>>277464
>Yeah, he's definitely younger, but
Surely Steven has to have asked about childbirth at some point, though?
You can't give the excuse that he doesn't know what it is, either, as Onion showed him...heheh
>>277266
>HELMET WITH FISTS
HAH! Good one!
On a serious note tho, something like boxing gloves + headguard combo you can see in amateur/training boxing
>>277472
that's some dumbass slippery slope logic right there, anon
>>277480
im going with slims.
god just to see her exhale out of stress with shaking hands.
>>277472
Holy shit you are a self righteous little prick.
>>277502
oh! do me!
>>277487
What? What does him asking about childbirth have to do with whether or not he himself was a baby?
>>277534
as if he wasn't born it'd surely come up as a topic by now, right?
My line of thinking is he would've mentioned it to Connie or something
>>277497
>>277516
It happened before
>>277502
The twist is that the guy tallying up is also indexer
And i'm also indexer
And the second guy to reply to this post is also indexer
>>277563
We're all indexer.
Remember the snake poster?
PSYCHE
he was also indexer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nehcDX3XqDs
index these pearls
IT WAS ME, BARRY
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
I'm Indexer you faggots.
>246 posts
>41 Indexers
What kind of autistic shit goes on in these threads? Literally see 5 every day
the real issue here is that none of this is goddamn gem facts.
Hey guys it's me Indexer.
Indexer pls
>>277620
Nice one Indexer.
>>277651
ok......uhm.
pearl is suffering in her heart as we speak.
quietly.
>120 indexes
>1 index
What kind of intelligent indexes goes on in these threads? Literally want to see more indexes everyday.
>>277476
pearl listens to violin concertos you plebe, not white boy death grips
Hey guys it's me Indexer.
Hey guys it's me Scraps.
>>277679
oh im sorry this is the song that really lie's within her post rose heart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6CUhJHfXRw
>>277550
No. Have you watched the show? It's entire mystery aspect is based on us not knowing things the characters do, because they don't talk about it "on camera."
>>277625
Well I told some facts about garnet a few threads ago, so I may as well.
Malachite is incredibly toxic when unpolished and is usually used as decoration.
>>277698
i've said it in this thread but it stands repeating.
i am the pearl who wishes for death.
>>277732
Anon no
Hey guys it's me Lapis Abuser.
>>277732
Too soon.
>>277763
Rebecca would never do that.
>>277737
indexer
>>277737
I really hope someone in this thread will get it
>>277723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGTzcpW0Ac
oh here we go sorry last time i mix things up i promise
>>277777
Congratulations!
>>277777
Congrats on the get.
>>277777
>Poil GET
This pleases me.
>>277777
Mmm dem quints
>>277777
kill yourself
wasted get
>>277777
MY GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hey guys it's me GEM FACT.
>>277777
FUCKINGWORSTGEMGOTTHEGET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i dun even give a shit barring that pearl feels like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65syVvVN7ME
thanks tho.
>>277777
Lapisfags got washes away
Hey guys it's me Para.
>>277834
i live in a depressing salt castle
>>277723
That's true for most things, but not all of them. Did we know everything Steven knew in the first episode? Do we know Steven's entire history? No, we don't. While the show is mostly from his perspective and most of the mysteries are mysteries to both the audience and Steven, things that happened before the show started are still completely untouched, even though Steven knows about them.
>>277777
>Pearl GET
Best mom continues to be the best?
Hey guys it's me daterape.
>>277855
yes and yes barring her silent death wish.
she really really really cant handle being alone for the rest of her un-ending life.
Hey guys it's me Lapis ;_;fag.
>>277848
I don't know, anon, Steven seems to share just about everything with Connie, and Greg's told us a fair bit of his history with Rose. Not saying you're wrong, but I just really doubt the show would benefit from retaining this particular information, I figure it much more likely that his birth is just not relevant to mention (but he was still born as a normal baby).
However, I do think there's other secrets Steven knows that have not been brought up yet
>>277861
>she really really really cant handle being alone for the rest of her un-ending life.
Could you?
>>277701
goodnight /sug/ i'm going to bed
>>277877
see, at least with laptis she has an outwardly detectable will to live and that's a +1 for her.
>>277861
She's not alone. She's got Steven, Amethyst, and Garnet. Greg too, for what it's worth.
>>277919
no i would just twist and suffer until i eventually forgot but still had the lingering sad thought of what rose used to be like.
>>277947
That sand castle is pretty phallic.
>>277934
Her will to live should be to make more Lapis episodes.
Hey guys it's me Pearl Masturbater
>>277991
I want to suck her hairy arms.
>Indexer sperging out because he was called out for samefagging
feels good man
>>278029
Shut up indexer
Hey guys its me Future Steven.
Please kill me ,all the gems died in an accident with a steamroller.
>>277914
>Greg's told us a fair bit of his history with Rose
His history that Steven already knew about. Before we did. Remember, he'd already told that story before, he'd just left his out manager?
That, right there, is incontrovertible evidence of Steven knowing things we didn't.
I'm not saying that I'm definitely right, I just think that considering we know the gems are never babies, are ageless, and we've never even once seen Steven as a baby, and the age shape-shifting he did, it's just very suspicious. I would be surprised if he doesn't turn out to be either older or younger than he looks.
But you know, it's just a theory. I don't think there's anything that disproves it so far, but you know. We'll see.
Hey guys it's me Yellow Diamond.
>>276376
>I don't poof so easy, niggas.
>>278072
>Ended up getting poofed by training dummy
>>277777
>worst gem gets get
>perfect song to mirror my emotions
>>278095
>indexer on samefag overload
surely he'll fizzle out eventually
Hey guys it's me Indexer again.
>>275741
goddamn that hurt
>>277932
I hope you never wake up you image wasting shitbird
Pearl is trapped in the world of Undertale.
How long before she loses it?
Hey it's me the guy who fapped to death to trap pearl
>>278047
hah, were you in that old thread where we were talking about the cast of a live action film and who would play who ?
>>278145
I don't really get why it makes you so angry? It's not like most of what gets posted isn't reposts anyway.
I mean, it's weird and all, but it's more mildly annoying than rage inducing. And if he's doing it for the attention you're just giving him what he wants.
>>278132
third time saying; i am the death urge pearl.
>>278062
>I just think that considering we know the gems are never babies
it's mentioned that Gems are "born" as adults, though; whilst Steven clearly is not born as an adult, as otherwise the Gems would not be surprised by his fluctuating age in 'Too Many Birthdays'. To me, this would make the 'born at X age' seem a little inconsistent with the events of that episode.
There may be nothing disproving your theory but that just makes it a hypothesis, not really a theory given you have no supporting evidence nor proof (and demonstrating how the show does not inform the audience of details regarding Steven's background is not evidence to support your "theory").
>>278178
Nope.But i remenber this idea been brought up since someone posted a comic were Steven looked like him.
>>278301
But SU already has Onion.
>>278313
if you could do one where she's smoking and visibly shaken that'd be top.
>>278301
Does /sug/ really need another autistic personality?
I want to get deepthroated by amy, her slutty throat milking my cock for my yummy cum
I wish there was some actual show discussion for once.
>>278357
>implying we have a show to discuss
senpai this is what /sug/ becomes during hiatus. this is why we're b&
>>278333
I don't think I have that one.
>>277701
>edgy music
Am I on Tumblr?
>>275998
this was great, I hope something like this is done in the show
>>278208
Because it's infuriating. Every time anyone posts an image on these threads theres indexer or another thumbnail fag lying in wait for the perfect moment to repost the same image at a fraction of a bigger size, then lords over the thread like they're doing us a favor. When, in reality, it just shits up the thread with duplicate files and makes these threads die quicker. On /trash/ its not too bad because nothing matters here. But on /co/ it's fucking deplorable because it gets in the way of actual show discussion and it makes us seem twice as autistic as we're normally perceived when we burn through an extra two or even three threads a day because of the thumbnail faggotry.
I feel like this has been in like every thread it's happened in.
>>277732
You didn't kill yourself yet?
>>278472
according to whom?
>>278472
wow that's so awful and I feel threatened in my hugbox. I should tell that artist to kill herself.
>>278383
you are tumblr kid
>>278357
Great.Finally someone said it.
Rewatching Steven's Lion i noticed a thing Garnet said to be very odd.Before the gems went to explore and find the desert glass Garnet says to Steven
>Dont worry.There is nothing here that can hurt you
Considering Garnet future vision she likely saw Lion before he appered in front of Steven but that is not the case because when she comes back she immediately draws her weapon at the sight of Lion.
This suggests 3 possibilities
>Lion cant appear in her future vision
>Garnet saw Lion and she knew he wasnt a treath.Still dosent explain why she summoned her weapon.
>Future vision wasnt even a thing yet.So it is just a continuity error.
What do you guys think?
>>278438
The indexer posts themselves are only about 20% of the annoyance. The rest is people like you complaining about it.
>>278529
Continuity error has my bet. The writers fucked themselves hard with future vision.
>>278541
So you mean that Indexer is the cause of all the annoyance, right? Because, yeah. His bullshit causes threads to tank.
>>278383
>being triggered
are you tumblr?
nah really though, pretty sure that anon posted that music as a joke
>>278472
um...??? do you think this is, like, ok to post??? why don't you just...fuck off?? maybe kill yourself?????
>>278541
stop scrambling to justify yourself, indexer
>>278545
Future vision is too OP unless there are usually so many different possible timelines that it is useless.
>>278563
none of that music was a joke.
well maybe the sleaford mods one but the rest was for serious
>>278583
how do you know?
>>278592
because im the pearl who longs for death.
>>278597
hey don't blame me, I was trying to have autistic arguments about Steven's birth but only one other anon was interested
>>278472
Oh yeah, that poor girl who was threatened to kill herself because Rose was Thing from tumblr. And after she tried to kill he self Tumblr was angry she didn't succeed at dying. WAT THE FUCK
>>278529
Garnet can see lots of possibilities but she can still be surprised so I don't think it's just constant all knowing clairvoyance
I pray for the day when indexer's autism goes into overdrive, and when he can't stand to suffer any longer he finally kills himself.
>>278631
Thin*
>>278597
the world you're imagining still doesn't avoid the issue of indexer eating up threads twice as fast with his bullshit. The complaining is a minor issue, the real issue that you're avoiding is that threads with indexer or any affiliated thumbnailfag is doomed to die within 2-3 hours
>>278597
fuck off indexer
>>278631
>Rose was Thing
I could get behind this
>>278545
Yeeeeep future vision is fucking OP and kind of breaks everything
>>278682
That would make for a good episode. The CGs get themselves locked up in some temple or something with a gem that can perfectly shapeshift. It impersonates them and incapacitates the gems one by one until only Steven is left and saves everybody.
>>278529
>>278580
>>278719
the explanation is simple, though - Garnet can see "possible futures", which I personally interpreted to mean that she can only see potential future events that involve situations and people she's familiar with (i.e. a new entity like Lion is completely unexpected as she was previously unaware of its existence)
Wait, these aren't allowed on /co/?
Why?
>>278733
HEY FUCK MAN, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PICE OF SHIT, AND FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK PEARL, PEARL IS THE BIGGEST BITCH ASS STUPID FUCKING GEM EVER, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, GOD, SORRY, I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND GO TO A /SUG/ THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE PEARL I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND PEARL ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING STUPID CRYSTAL GEM FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1`!!!!!!!!!
Guys ,why don't we make 23 of each month Indexer day.
We post compressed and jpg images and reply to ourselves the whole day.We can all "pretend" to be autistic people while incorporating our interior Indexer.
>>278758
Slapdash moderation and enforcement of rules.
>>278759
quality /trash/posting
So can this nitwit shapeshift or not?
>>278774
Nope. Pearl cannot into shapeshift.
It is my new headcanon that Garnet tries to pair Amethyst and Pearl together ever since Rose died.
>>278774
Can't all gems?
>>278774
In the beach episode she slightly shapeshifts
In the episode "Cat Fingers" she says she can shapeshift
I find her character a mixture of frustrating and cute.
>>278804
Pearl lies all the time, and I don't count clothes as shapeshifting.
>>278801
>Pearl
>Gem
Ami autistic for being a horse fucking furry that also wants to get fucked by jasper 's big cock?
Pearl can defecate solid objects from the orifice on her head! Isn't that a neat ability?
>>278813
She tries really hard!
>>278824
nah
just a cockloving faggot
but you're not alone here
>>278824
for being a furry? yes, undoubtedly I'd say
for everything else? just homo
>>278848
I think this thread just decided to shit itself since everyone stopped discussing gems and waifus
>>278804
>Pearl never lied before
>>278774
So far she didn't show any sightings that she can.Jasper said that she was defective although she could be saying about Pearls servant state.
But one thing that only Pearl can do so far is the hologram creation.None of the gems seems to able to recreate scenes with their gemstones even more creating psychal holograms.
I have a headcannon that some gem "species" have unique abilities to their type:Holograms,future vision,spin dash,healing fluids,elemental mastery,etcetera
>>278848
Are you kidding me? We've had a guy here who beat his dick to death over trap pearl. We're fucking shameless
Is SU a meme show?
>>278824
>Am i autistic for being a horse fucking furry that also wants to get fucked by jasper 's big cock?
yes and you're also a faggot
>>278881
>I have a headcannon that some gem "species" have unique abilities to their type
I think this is pretty widely accepted. We know for sure that Rose's healing is unique, for example.
>>278928
Didn't mean to post that image.
Quick, post your favorite picture of your favorite gem.
Fast and bulbous, that's right, the mascara snake
Fast and bulbous, also a tin teardrop
Bulbous, also tapered, that's right
>>278942
>>278963
Close second
>>278897
it's a tumblr show but everything it does and it's fans believe it does are a meme.
it's a meme generator
>>278928
Yeah but at the same time they could be deviants.As far as we know Rose was the only one with healing tears.We still don't know if other Rose quartz(If they still exist) have the same ability.
Thinking about it for a second brings some impact to the series:
>Was Rose Quartz unique?
>If Steven or Pearl meet another Rose how will they react?
>>278976
>tumblr show
kill this meme
>>278999
nice trips
but the meme will never be killed
Hey guys it's me Did You Know Steven Universe
>>279011
nice dubs
>>279033
back at you
>>278999
Even if we don't wanna it to be a called tumblr show,SU is a progressive show in some aspects and this appeal to much to tumblr crowd.
>>278984
That's true. I kind of dislike this whole thing about gems being mass produced. It means that maybe Rose Quartz wasn't this great and unique being, just one of the many with the same "character class".
>>278999
>>279011
The trips outweigh the dubs
meme- wiped off the face of the Earth.
>>279039
everything in it's right place
I want to bone the tiny red lesbian
>>279063
a meme that big would take quints
>>279056
Just because it has a few fruity characters and appeals to SJWs doesn't mean it's a tumblr show.
see- Gen Zed
THAT'S a tumblr show
>>279070
Glad to know I'm not alone
Fusion is a "cheap" tactic because Jasper is a scrub who only knows one way to deal with them despite playing a top tier character
>>279088
>That's a tumblr show
Agreed m8.That is the animation tier that tumblr deserves.
>Shit jokes
>Beyond bad animation
>"The white straight guy is the troublesome one"trope for extra pandering
>>275712
This was my first post.
>>279146
>all it takes to make you a furry right?
still a hot debate, but I'd say yes
>>279098
Good taste.
>>278881
The hologram thing makes sense to me as a servant tool, so that they can take and project messages for their master.
>>279299
No, Pearls were obviously Television/Homeworld Skype.
>>279155
Truly. And I don't know why they needed to state it was a tranny as the lead role in the preview. I could hear the adams apple in her voice for fucks sake.
>>279146
>I only like feminine dicks
here's your (You) m8
Sucrose loves drawing 80's poil a lot, which is nice since I love bitchy Pearl.
>>279315
hey, hi, fuuuuck you.... alright then m8
>Pearl will never get a lap dance from Rose
>>279315
>A nigger Slav
>Having cable or internet
No.
>>279326
Zuke originals outclass Sucrose originals imo
someone post qt peridots
>>279272
Ay thanks senpai
>>279366
We'll never get Django Unchained style with Pearl
>>279382
Sure buddy
>>279382
Shhhhh.You will attract the fang gang
Imagine if Steven were a girl. If she needed to heal a gem, she could lick her lips and kiss it better. That would be cute.
Instead you get a chubby boy that licks his palm and slaps you with it.
>>279399
>fang gang
heh, I actually like that
>>279374
Zuke draws the same shit over and over, so nah.
>>279398
>That slight chub, fangs and tongue
>>279374
>1 million pictures of crop-top half lidded Lapis
Uh, yeah, sure.
>>279427
>Zuke draws the same shit over and over
swing and a miss
>>279416
The true healing power will come from a kiss. If he ever fixes badly broken gems that'll be the way.
So far the slap method is pretty good, Connie's eyes, Greg's leg, Lapis. But I think like monster gems are going to need a bit of an upgrade.
>>279447
zuke didn't even draw that? and yes she does, she draws the same expressions over and over.
>>279439
I know right? The more I look at it, the more I come to understand my boner
Pearl's BOOTY
>>279470
Where? All I'm seeing is an episode of Steven Universe brought to me by the letter "L".
>>279495
>>279470
SU is a cartoon with good christian values
>>279525
She looks like a Mike & Ike's grew legs and started squawking at Steven
>>278243
Look at flashback Amethyst, how old does she look? Older than Steven? Not really. She's still an "adult" gem though. Steven's current form is his adult form, he's just small because he doesn't have access to the full power of his gem and looks child-like because he's mentally still young, just like how flashback Amethyst looked like a child.
Also, what? Why would they not be surprised? He'd never shape-shifted before, and was doing it uncontrollable.
As to your second paragraph, don't be such a pedant. And don't resort to scare quotes. It's kind of pathetic.
>>278472
It IS offensive how badly drawn that hand is, yes.
>>279399
>fang gang
Best new title
>>279635
I know right? Way better than fangfags.
>>279659
I'm liking this
>>279666
>satan trips
>first fanged image I saved
I like this thread
>>279551
but the only reason Amethyst is that small is because she's 'undercooked', this is canon. I'm pretty sure flashback Amethyst is actually the same size (or close to it) to how she usually is, her hairstyle (that, like all the CGs, appears to change to suit the era) is the main factor that makes her seem younger - plus there's always the potential that Greg's perspective when telling the story changed how old she appeared.
I don't think it makes sense to assume the reason Steven looks small is due to untapped potential of his own gem powers, since again the 'Too Many Birthdays' episode already demonstrates that his age (and therefore size) can be changed, he just (presumably) can't control that (yet?).
Reason I mentioned the gems being surprised when Steven's age fluctuated in that ep. was in relation to what I said regarding the fact that gems are born as adults, so if Steven was formed more like a proper gem surely he'd form as an adult and thus shapeshift back to a child form? Either that, or Steven's conception ignored the adult gem convention, but if that were the case why would he arbitrarily be born as a child instead of a regular baby anyway? Hope you get what I mean as this shit's confusing
In my second paragraph I mainly wished to point out that there's no supporting evidence to your, as you put it, theory...Also what the fuck is a scare quote?
>>279666
>>279727
Of course I have to get trips; but noo, when it's the waifu roulette I always get a shitty 2.
>>279744
I love this place
>>279744
N O
O
just post futa instead guys
>>279753
I feel you man. I'll never marry Amethyst
>>279744
Are we gonna go there?
Cry For Help was pretty fucking good in spanish, it just sounded weird when Amy sang 'cause it's a different VA.
>>279732
Tl;dr
You misspelled overcooked.Relax mistakes happens.
>>279764
Do fangs make you uncomfortable, anon?
>>279781
Oh man not that image, please
We in the fang gang do not stand by vore
>>279764
Don't you like fangs anon?
>>279764
Alright, just for you mate.
>>279796
Not really, I just don't understand the fetish. Now chicks with dicks is something I can get behind.
>>279744
I prefer Fang Pearl with some sort of story behind it.
What have we become
>>279814
I'm a vorefag and a fangfag, so have a tamer Garnet.
>>279848
Fags?
>>279829
Hey senpai that's cool. I wouldn't be telling the truth if I said I never had a tranny dick in my throat.
I'm one of the biggest fangfags there is and I still don't understand it tbqhwyf
>>279382
Look at the evil you brought upon us anon.Are you happy now?
Even I am posting fangs now.
>>279862
...eeuhhhhhh...
I don't like your fetish, anon, but I will defend to the death your right to fap to it.
>>279868
What? No. We were fags before.
>>279882
Jesus Christ that's brutal anon.
more pls
>>279897
Now that's the spirit mate
>>279897
To each their own, friendo. Nice to know you feel like that tho.
>>279912
I should run for office with that motto
>>279901
Bigger fags
>>279872
Yeah. I'm into weirder stuff than futa or fangs but for some reason the whole fangs/vore/gore never caught on. Weird how the whole sexuality thing is, isn't it.
>>279793
>misspelled overcooked
nice catch, I should proof-read next time
>Tl;dr
fine I'll give TL;DR version:
>Amethyst overcooked explains her being midget
>Amethyst ain't young in flashback, just has short hair really
>why would Steven be "born" as a kid instead of babby? seems arbitrary and pointless
that's really the gist of my point anyway
>>279936
human sexuality is a mysterious and strange thing. I feel I'll never understand it fully
>>279964
I hope someone figures it out one day f a m
This is a horrible thread, OP please make a new one.
>>279982
Me too. I'd just like an explanation of my odontophilia.
>>279998
It will be just as horrible i assure you.
The shitposting cannot be contained
>>279998
you're a horrible thread mr.offbyone
>>280003
Zuke smokes?
>>280010
Hopefully not, tobacco is gross.
Hey guys it's me OP.
>>279910
I really have no idea when I got that pic anon.It was before Peridot was introduced and the fangmania started.
Anyways have some more fanged Peridot to finish the thread.
If someone has a bigger version feel free to post.
>>280047
I feel ashamed this is my last fang picture to post. You guys posted all the other ones I had.
>>280028
Shut up and make that ass clap, Becky.
PEARL
>>280093
Aw shit
New thred
>>280104
>>278895
Why is "drown the children" a thing?
>>280121
She tried to drown Steven and Connie in Oceam gem
>>280109
This expression reminds me of Sans.
Might be because she's having a bad time.
>>280137
I don't remember that but I can believe it happening.
>>280111
Dude its not because we hit image limit that there should be a new thread.Wait till page 9 at least
>>279732
She might very well be the same size, but she definitely is meant to seem more childlike. Because of the simplistic art style we can't really say for sure just how much. Her face looks the same but then Steven's face doesn't really look any different, younger or older, than his parents.
And I know she's overcooked. but she's still an adult gem, furthermore a quatrtz, that is child-sized, and was "born" that way. That is her adult size. And of course there are plenty of other child-sized adult gems.
So Steven could be child-sized, not because he's a human child, still growing, but because he's just not that physically powerful a gem. He's clearly not as powerful as his mother. He couldn't make a shield for ages. He still finds it difficult and can only do it so often. The show makes it very clear that he doesn't fully have the same powers as his mother, he is growing into them. This could include physical size.maybe when he full regains her power he'll get bigger as well. (There are also theories that suppose that Lion is the leftover physical form of Rose.)
In regards to shape-shifting, it's quite clear that the size of a gem's default body is indicative of their power, but that this is not true of their shape-shifted forms. They can make themselves look bigger, or smaller, but they don't get stronger or weaker when they do. Amethyst can shape shift into the bigger purple puma but she's not actually any stronger when she does so. When she tried to reform her default body bigger than before, she couldn't do it. Because in order for a gem's default form to be bigger, she actually has to be stronger.So Steven's default form is small because he's weak, but he can still shape-shift to appear bigger, even though he's still weak.
See, i'm not saying that he was born the size of an adult human and shrunk to his current size. I'm saying that his current size is his adult size. There are 4 gems on the show that are the same size as him, and they're adults.
>>278897
It's not a meme show but it's potentially memeable.
It's dank but not memey, if you catch my drift
>>279732
Oh, and scare quotes are when you use quote marks to imply that something is a lie or otherwise illegitimate. It's almost like a form of sarcasm, I guess. So when you say "theory" instead of theory, that's scare quotes. It's just kind of passive-aggressive, that's all.
>>276302
Gems don't bleed, where'd she get all the blood from?
>>280481
Humans
>>279196
That's a nice Pole, thanks man.
>>280447
it was just meant to be a literal quote, though...
anyway, I'd love to continue this discussion but it's late here and I'm feeling sleepy; I'm doubting we'd reach a conclusion anyway given that this is highly subjective until more supporting evidence arises
>>279839
pearl with fangs actually makes sense though, she appears to be some sort of graceful ballerina but honestly she seems more animal-like to me
days best gem thread
I would love to titfuck Amethyst.