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/sug/ - Steven Universe General
oh shit it's lapis Edition
Previous thread:>>2787990 (Cross-thread)
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
[YouTube] Cartoon Network - Steven Universe "In Too Deep" Teaser (1080i HD) (embed)
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
[YouTube] Steven Universe - Watermelon Island (Sneak Peek) (embed)
[YouTube] Steven Universe - Barn Mates (Sneak Peek) (embed)
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu (embed)
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>2797609
We're gonna be back in like 24 hours, baby!
>>2789326
canon
whoops I was hasty in my copy paste
Previous thread: >>2794076
Here we go.
SHOW ME SOME SU CRINGE
>>2797658
just wait for the thread to fill up
>>2797658
>In SU thread
>Your post
Top quality cringe right there
>>2797658
you could look at the people sympathizing with feminism in the previous thread
>>2797664
>Tip of the iceburg
Can you go ahead and name some? Because I think you are just talking out your ass about this
>>2797639
That must be her toes/ big toes...freaky
>>2797609
>[YouTube] Cartoon Network - Steven Universe "In Too Deep" Teaser (1080i HD) (embed)
>[YouTube] Steven Universe - Watermelon Island (Sneak Peek) (embed)
>[YouTube] Steven Universe - Barn Mates (Sneak Peek) (embed)
>[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu (embed)
>>2797644
>>2797671
I don't know what it is about the thought of Rose making Greg wear lingerie for her that turns me on.
>>2797694
P A D D L E S
A
D
D
L
E
S
>>2797695
Lapisfags make the most shit threads
>>2797695
I FUCKED IT UP
>>2797709
What is bending? Can someone draw an X-Ray shot? Red lines maybe
Reminder that the reason why Steven's dick is so big isn't because of Greg, but because of Rose.
>>2797741
I don't even need to be an artist to tell you that's not how you are suppose to draw a character bending their foot.
>>2797686
I will have to disagree, Google.
>>2797741
probably something like this
>>2797686
Don't call me a faggot, faggot.
Guys, I need your help. Can somebody post this in normal size please?
>>2797658
>please come to this address and rape me
>unless my uncle is having his way with me again
>>2797674
>it's almost been a year
>>2797790
People on /co/sug/ have a paste of their general.
>>2797790
/sug/ - Steven Universe General
ur shit here Edition
Previous thread: ur ass here
>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>2797695
>>2797775
Confirmed, fine art.
>post yfw one of your gemfus does something that involves my fetish
>>2797786
That's the normal size
>>2797822
That is definitely a 12-year-old girl
No cringe
>>2797686
How is the image different from the thumbnail without it being a gif?
>>2797852
Why are you such a bitch?
>>2797892
Hey, I'm not the one begging for images on the internet
>>2797847
but I don't know what your fetish is
what happened last thread
>>2797686
Love me some futa Jasper.
I don't have the original of this saved because the dick looks terrible.
>>2797908
Well, I am lazy
Hey beef, any new drawings your gf made?
>>2797967
Fuck off, indexer
>>2797987
Not him but they took requests last night.
>>2797982
This is reasonable
>>2797658
lapis is so fucking hot i want her to rape the fucking shit out of me
>>2798033
not really...
>>2798062
Don't respond to anti-X posters.
>>2798059
What will she do with your poop?
>>2798059
no you dont
>>2798059
I missed you. I'm not sure why.
>>2798062
It's a lot more grating when written like a spastic tumblrina to be sure
>>2798091
dispose of it neatly and cleanly
>>2798094
you're not me
>>2798144
STOP
>>2798144
All I see is....Amber and emo teen ganondorf
>>2797658
>>2797982
>I'm scared about a fictional character and the people who like them, and scared that people don't like the fictional character I like
Ok, we seriously need a meteor strike or the return of dinosaurs or some shit to give people some real goddamn perspective about hardships in life.
>>2798170
Amber is cute
>>2798193
lol
>>2798193
gross
>>2798178
I for one suggest we have the plot of the comic Crossed come to life. Horsecock from the underground.
I drew this for you myself in honor of the In Too Far event today, hope you love it
>>2798205
>>2798208
Don't bully Amber.
>>2798257
suck my dick
>>2798258
Yeah anon's right, let's focus all our bullying on Italians
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0scqwUmOKhG
WOMP WOMP
have a stolen vocaroo
You'll never guess where I got it
1 day 'til I nut.
Why does Amber's girlfriend constantly make a duckface, is that just her face?
>>2798287
what the fuck is this?
>>2798251
>implying we're not watching it come to life before our very eyes as people are torn between two increasingly hateful opposing political ideologies and are becoming more violent, cruel and reactionary as a result
>>2798309
Why is she dating her clone
What is with gay people and daring people who look just like them
>>2798309
Are they twins
>>2798326
That's just what lesbians look like.
>>2798308
We're all gonna nut, anon
>>2798287
Considering I could only stand listening to it for 2 second I'm going to guess reddit.
>>2798326
Lesbians are just uniformly fat and ugly.
>>2798332
*dykes
Lesbians can be cute.
>>2798325
When people start getting rashes and beating each other with horse genitalia, then I might believe you. It is getting kinda fucky though. More people need to acknowledge the world isn't black and white.
>>2798273
Italians are all Mario
>>2798327
Amber doesn't have puckered anus lips, so no.
>>2798354
Does beating off to horse genitalia count?
>>2798358
Shut up Luigi
>>2798332
>>2798345
>>2798352
Good thing Zuke a cute.
>>2798352
Can be, but they usually aren't.
Reminder tha Perdot is an Ayylmao-American not an Italian.
Soon.
>>2798369
Maybe.
>>2798380
more accurate picture.
>>2798374
Zuke is cute but Sugar is the cutest
>>2798403
And straight
>>2798374
>>2798374
Not really
>>2798374
Still fat and ugly.
Ugly things can be cute, it's just not cute that you'd fuck.
>>2798370
I'm not Luigi I'm the other irrelevant green Italian, Peridot.
>>2798373
Not all Italians are Indexers, but all Indexers are Italians. But don't forget, all Italians are still retarded, so
>>2798422
>phone case
>>2798410
Shh, you don't know that.
Love you /sug/
I hope you are exited for tomorrow as I am
>>2798445
die
>>2798427
Are you kidding anon I personally ripped my dick off and shoved a steak knife up my taint the moment I found out Zuke was gay. She will be my waifu
>>2798442
Who knew The Sweets could be so spicy
>>2798422
All she actually needs to do is take better care of herself. Wash her hair better, use some pore cleanser, lose some weight, put on light makeup.
Too bad she's depressed and can't do these things.
24 hours left anons, how do you cope ?
>>2798445
Go away and never return.
>>2798445
Fuck off with this shit, not in the mood for it.
>>2798467
wwwwwwAwwwww
>>2798430
Hey. Italians who didn't leave the Mediterranean are retarded. The smart ones put up with the racism when they immigrated and came out better people AKA Americans.
>>2798470
By waiting for the rest of the bomb.
>>2798379
Don't lie to yourself anon. We all know where Ginnydot is from
>>2798475
I want Zuke to hug me like she hugged this dolphin
>>2798453
Zuke has cute outfits.
I want to fatten up Zuke
So I could fuck her plushy body
>>2798445
Ignore them, I love you, anon. Have a nice day.
>>2798488
Too bad she ruins them by wearing them.
>>2798458
Scandalous!
>>2798457
I hope you dyed your skin blue or grey.
>>2798174
The bible signs in the background just make it funny.
>>2798482
Here let me help
*The "smart" ones put up with the racism when they immigrated and all turned into mobsters, pizza shop owners, and the only white taxi drivers.
>>2798492
won't take much
Zuke > Sugar
>>2798445
I'm actually not gonna watch the cable premiere. I live on the west coast and that would mean I would have to miss 2-3 hours of hype in the general to not get spoiled super hard. I'll leave it on in the background and watch the first rip that's posted.
>>2798498
Do not be mean to Zuke, she is sweet.
>>2798517
Fite me nigga (ง'̀-'́)ง
>>2798505
I did that before I came down with Zuke fever
>>2798505
Grey? Oh, Marceline
/sug/ has made me a Zukefag
Thanks
>>2798502
rape
>>2798541
I'm so sorry for your tastes.
>>2798517
I'll fucking fight you anon
>>2798541
She is the best artist
>Episodes CN stopped Sugar from making
>>2798547
it's not nice to stand next to ugly people
Zuke and Sugar get so much love, what about Amber?
>>2798510
The actual smart ones were actually pretty smart and didn't feel like putting up with Italy's bullshit. I know most of them decided to live comfortably with their families and not shit up the place, some retards always squeak through though.
>>2798559
>lewd fanart of her
This probably made her have a panic attack and orgasm at the same time
>>2798547
Sugar>Zuke
>>2798567
fat cunt
>>2798574
She drew it.
>>2798557
Any with Ruby and Sapphire.
Now one of those two solo..
>>2798591
>>2798574
I think she said that she usually hates fanart of her but that she really liked that one.
>>2798567
I respect and love her, those Jaspers man
>>2798590
It's best if my fetish is left unsaid.
>>2798607
>>2798590
I want to fuck everybody in the Crewniverse simultaneously.
>>2798590
Cunnilingus, Tentacle porn
>>2798570
>some
I've got some bad news for you anon
>>2798615
>that Lapis and what looks like Sapphire
backstory when
>>2798590
SSBBW
BBW
BHM
SSBHM
Vore
Stuffing
Belching
Face sitting
I'm pretty degenerate
>>2798590
>yoga
>cuddling
>futa on futa or girl
>moderate muscle
>thick girls
>dark-skin
>big lips
>messy hair
>facials
>mutual masturbation
>milfs
>SS
>hate-fucking/angry sex
>>2798620
No fetish is too weird.
...Unless it's tiles.
>>2798590
I'm the leader of the Fang Gang so
I'm making a /co/ /sug/ if anyone wants to migrate
>>2798590
Hand holding. Forgive me.
>>2798590
bondage, suffering, lapis
>>2798682
Yes you are
>>2798676
>sapphire
DUDE
You figured it out, I couldn't tell. Why are their faces so...close?
Ruby's not gonna like this
>>2798682
>SSBBW
>SSBHM
?
>>2797982
I sent that anon. I wanted them to calm down, they seem like they're a nice person.
>>2798665
Whatever. At least my family wasn't a bunch of losers. My great grandpa came over here to play in big bands and shit, ended up fighting in WWII and putting 5 kids through college. Still played the shit outta his piano.
>>2798590
pericherry
>>2798706
>inb4 deleted
>>2798682
I forgot to add:
Fangs
Long hair
Long tongues
Chubbiness
And ponytails
>>2798729
Super Sized Big Beautiful Woman/Super Sized Big Handsome Man
>>2798650
I could be wrong but I was pretty sure.
It's not on her tumblr, but that doesn't means he didn't delete it.
The only return I got on Google was "Is this by Zuke?"
>>2798682
You like?
>>2798758
Yes I do
>>2798590
eyebrows
>>2798743
>>>/co/82674117
Guess we will see how faggy the mods are
>>2798729
It means he's bi and likes fatties.
>>2798676
>>2798720
>There actually is a connection between blue gems
I would probably die if they confirm this.
>>2798590
Short Hair and some Latex.
>>2798766
S N I P E D
>>2798782
They need something to link garnet and lapis
There is a link for the others, but not garnet. So this is good
>>2798766
and there it goes
Just won the lotto /sug/, all of you can fucking SUCK IT
>>2798766
It didn't last even 10 minutes
>>2798766
>>>/co/82674117
PRUNED IN A HEARTBEAT
>>2798766
Well that lasted all of two minutes
>>2798590
Futa on Male
A little late, but...
>>2797658
>>2798766
That was faster then when Yoto did this request.
>>2798818
>obese landwhale Rose
This meme needs to die.
>>2798782
It's almost assured they will. They wouldn't have gone out of their way to include Lapis's silhouette in that scene if it wasn't going to come up.
>wake up from your nine year coma
>see this
wat do?
>>2798859
I don't think so. Peridot works for yellow diamond and she's green. Colors don't necessarily correspond.
>>2798739
Holy shit anon you have to understand hating Italians is a meme. Don't worry I love Italians and I'm sure your Lennie Tristano-ass grandpa was dope.
>>2798866
have a heart attack and die
What timezone does CN use again?
>>2798838
Not cringe, actual mad.
>>2798866
flail, knee stomach, scramble on to floor, assess situation and maybe say sorry.
>>2798883
EST
AKA Good ol' Rhode Island time
>>2798838
Jesus Christ it's been so long and my anger has still not diminished at all.
>>2798876
She's right fucking there.
>>2798866
go to sleep and see what happens.
>>2798934
A Lapis is right there.
>>2798866
Stay low and stare at asses
>>2798934
I gotta wonder if they're all Lapises or if that's a coincidence, I assume higher ranking gems with look distinct from each other compared to shitty Peridots and Rubies.
>>2798838
Stab all tumblrites, don't kill them, just gently stab them and let them suffer.
Sometimes I wake up and since I am extremely tired I think peri is next to me for a few seconds and then get pretty depressed for a while
I've been thinking about it a lot now and sometimes I wish I could keep that feeling of peri being there for a bit longer
>>2798876
>Peridot's uniform diamond is yellow
>Jasper's uniform diamond is yellow
>Lapis' uniform diamond is blue
>Sapphire' uniform diamond was blue
do you see anon
>>2798966
Gem on back.
Pretty sure it's her.
>>2798934
Holy shit never noticed till now but, are those other two blue gem Lapis as well? They have the same gem
>>2798986
>People with taste
>Sugilite
Gets me every time
>>2798986
Hey I like the guy who posts Sardonyx every thread.
>>2799022
the gays must have pretty good fucking pizza for that kinda money.
>>2799035
You can make custom events.
>>2799022
>5$ a slice
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
24 HOURS UNTIL WE GET TO SHARE A THREAD WITH EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE TRIPFAGS
>>2799022
>$5 pizza
THE GAYS HAVE GONE TOO FAR
>>2799006
Im sorry you have to deal with that
>>2799022
>[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
That slice better be fucking worth it.
>>2799056
FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2799056
more like 26 and a half
>>2798394
Mine was the first post of the first day of the last steven bomb does not get more accurate then that
>>2799022
is the pizza fucking magic?
>/co/ is homeworld.
>/trash/ is earth
you know what we have to do now gemtlmen.
>>2799080
YES ANON
>>2799056
Why are there people who actually want to go back to /co/?
>>2799109
Hey, got any more mad libs from the SU Mad Libs book?
>>2799106
nothing
>you're cunt
>how hyped are you for SU on a scale of 1 - 10?
Canada
9
>>2799091
Except the episodes aren't on a Thursday anymore.
Checkmate.
>>2799109
FUCKING NO
>>2799121
Some of us miss our home.
>>2799056
Supas I swear to god you better not show your fucking trip code around here.
>>2799146
disgusting
>>2799139
My cunt is rock-hard
12
>>2799140
but tomorrow we get a new EP
>>2799146
Homeworld is different, everything has changed.
>>2799022
I think you might have saved an edit by mistake
this is the original pic
>>2799156
Goddamnit why?
>>2799174
I bet they don't have $5 pizza. That's good enough.
>>2799056
Don't worry anon, we'll back on hiatus before you know it
>>2799139
>a moose
I mean I know its a joke about Peridot landing in Canada, but this just makes her seem even more like Invader Zim just having a random moose
>>2799146
This is my home, there's no place I'd rather go
>>2799180
Listen the post was about the first post of the last first /sug/ thread. Whatever day it was on is irreverent That was the whole point but I guess it went over your head
>>2799201
Uh we got a month of circlejerking shitposting on /co/
If it's all right with you i'd rather be here.
>>2799130
crystal gems mobilize!
>>2799181
>I think you might have saved an edit
Only a faggot would save any version of this image.
>>2799180
source?
>>2799139
>Italian-Canadian
God help us all it's the ginny fucks meet the canuck cucks
>WE
>>2799228
It's accurate to NOW.
Not the past you retard.
Cute
>>2799022
kofi you fucking jew
Military formations are just a cheap trick to make weak warriors strong.
>>2799229
>an entire month of /co/sug
shitting christ how many threads would that even amount to? When was the last time SU even had a weekly schedule?
>>2799269
WILL
>>2798876
There's also the Rubies working for Blue. And if the colony was Blue's project, and gems only served corresponding diamonds, then what were the pink Rose and pink/white Pearl doing in BD's turf in the first place?
It could actually be both though. Diamonds come in a lot more than four colors, so what if there used to be a lot more of them?
>Green Diamond had all the Peridots, Emeralds and so on
>dies
>her gems now fall under all the diamonds, or her killer, or maybe the closest color on the spectrum
>Pink died shortly after the colony was started, giving BD access to Rubies and Rose Quartz
>>2799272
I don't understand what you are trying to accomplished
Hello everyone. Disco here. Got a bloople pic for you all just as i said.
Also made this as well.
http://disco-the-inferno.tumblr.com/
That way all the drawings will be in one place.
My DVR has the new episode recording scheduled for tomorrow, I don't know what you guys are arguing about.
>>2797658
>>2799022
5 bucks a slice
>>2799305
>That image
Maximum kek
>>2799305
There was a streak in the fall of last year.
>>2799273
>these are both women
>>2799305
More like an entire S U M M E R
Is everyone ITT join after the S2 hiatus?
/sug/ threads always come back when the episode airs and not before
>>2799200
Worse, they have square pizza.
>>2799305
September, I think
>>2799238
>only a faggot
>>2799275
fuck off
>>2799354
You don't need to join yesterday to know that op was a retard when making that /co/ thread.
Fuck off.
>>2799068
It's not that bad but I think about it when I am alone
>>2799352
This is the same girl, is this what happens when you become a dyke?
EPISODE TOMORROW
>>2799366
WILL
>>2799022
you could afford a decent meal with that
>>2799396
a shame
>>2799411
ROCK
>>2799411
ROCK YOU
>>2799405
I've waited a year for tomorrow.
Things are finally coming into place.
>>2799426
(You)
>>2799056
Why don't we just stay here you know the place with no rules and no one bitches about us, fuck CO they are cancer
>>2799354
>Everyone on /sug/ after the episode airs
So /sug/, what are you listening to to get hype for the show coming back tommorow?
>>2799450
That was my plan.
New discord link:
https://discord.gg/010FWasi9J768YXnZ
Get in here pals
>after tomorrow there will be a small semblance of actual discussion because there will actually be things to discuss
I'm hype
>>2799450
New home
>>2799464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
/co/ has me nostalgiaing for old newgrounds
can't stop drawing jappers
Tomorrow tomorrow fuckkkdkdkk
>>2799450
There's always a thread on /co/ and /trash/. Getting everyone to stay here never works.
Majority will be on /co/
>>2799450
>There's no escape from anything that just ruins /sug/
Oh well, i'd rather be in the place where mods won't be one of them.
>>2799490
There's always discussion but yes there will be discussion on the (barely minimal) new content of SWI and Gem Drill.
>>2799484
For what purpose? So I can hear you? Why would anyone want that?
>>2799484
>discord
I hate how people use this shit now
I used it before exclusively for my friends and now I can't enter DIscord groups separately since I'd have retarded in-joke names
>>2799502
Set sail for disappointment
>>2799536
Better than setting sail for stupidity and delusion like you, lapisfag.
>>2799502
Place your bets; she's either
>Shattered
or
>escapes
>>2799557
$100 on escapes please
>>2799557
Shattered
Though I'm a Jaspfag
>>2799557
my money is on escapes, the show doesn't have the balls to shatter anyone
>>2799536
Just one frame will set my heart alight
>>2799557
>shattered
Beyond delusional
>>2799557
Bubbled
>mfw Jasperfags will never recover
>>2799557
shattered
>>2799557
Bubbled
>>2799590
>the show doesn't have the balls to shatter anyone
Yeah they are cool with lesbians making out but they draw the line at killing someone
Apparently Amber and Shelby are doing an AMA, but they won't be answering SU-related questions.
What the fuck is the point then? Isn't the point of an AMA mostly to answer questions related to what you're known for?
>>2799536
>why would you even want to be friends with her
don't like jasper much but that's just so tonally incongruent with the show
>>2799654
Where at?
>>2799654
It's called an ask me ANYTHING for a reason
>>2799654
She's only a storyboard revisionist on SU, she is the creator of Neokosmos.
It's being held on the neokosmos subreddit
>>2799557
She's going to get bubbled, then, not Steven, but the CGs will later release her for questioning.
>>2799536
This comic has a new page.
>>2799654
We should just bombard them with questions non-related to their shitty web comic and see how long before they get triggered and call it off
>>2799684
Post it?
>>2799697
Why, you little bitch?
>>2799557
Being hidden by Ronaldo
>>2799697
HAHA epic man you fit in so hardcore and edgy fucking upvoted
>>2799678
That makes more sense, I thought it was on the SU one.
>>2799707
Thanks, and god damn that Peridot costume is trash.
>400 posts in 90 minutes
Did we go back to the old activity levels or is Indexer just dumping again?
>>2799707
>Lapis was the bad all along
Thank god I'm not reading this shit
>>2799749
People are excited for new episodes.
>>2799749
That's just comfy trash mate.
>>2797609
any other leaks?
>>2799764
I don't know what the context is, I just saw it while browsing tags.
>>2799768
>fucked up stripes
reee
>>2799757
this is kinda reasonable. what's the worst thing jasper could do? destroy a few things and punch the gems?
lapis on the other hand could kill everything on earth
>>2799749
People are fucking hype for new episodes
Speaking of which is Sauce gonna stream or will we have to use a pony stream?
You guys realize Peridot will be getting her enhancers back during the "four week special", right?
>>2799827
Too Short to Ride isn't in this batch.
>>2799808
This though
She has less powers than even garnet
>>2799827
That's what Too Short to Ride will be about.
Who's the purest cinnamon roll in SU?
>>2799867
noone
>>2799867
Jasper.
>>2799867
Sugar
>>2799867
Peedle.
gems can't have intercourse
they're gems
>>2799898
*Peetle
Let's make /sug/ predictions. I predict once Jasper is shattered the /freak/ will turn to the dark side and join Indexer to form a tandem italian shitpost team.
>>2799911
Explain this faggot then.
>>2799911
Rose would disagree.
>>2799918
I won't and indexer can shove his autistic tendencies up his hairy ass.
>>2799918
THE /freak/ is too chill to do that.
Now the /freaks/ i'm not too sure about.
>>2799941
Steven is not pure
>>2799867
Easy
>Lapis Lazuli did nothing wrong
>>2799929
>she gave up her physical form
>her physical form
>physical form
nigger pls go
>>2800008
Shapeshifting
>>2799950
I hope I'm not right. I actually kinda like you, /freak/.
Even if you are Italian. Pic related, it's Jasper as a peace offering.
>we will never get "steven does shit with a beach city citizen" episodes again
>we will never get the old comfy intro or love like you back
THREAD FOR JASPER
AAAAAAAAA
>>2800032
>we will never get "steven does shit with a beach city citizen" episodes again
I wish
>>2800032
Nigger what?
There's literally a bunch of townie episodes coming up.
>>2800032
thank god
>>2800032
There's a bunch of townie episodes coming up.
>>2800032
>>we will never get "steven does shit with a beach city citizen" episodes again
Yes we will
>>2800047
Damn right I know it!
>>2800008
If they can shapeshift the necessary organs to eat food then they can shapeshift the proper genitals and connect them to a nervous system to experience sex
Are you seriously trying to say amethyst hasnt had threesomes with Vadalia?
>>2800088
Disco
>>2800047
>shapeshifted
She broke her gem varguba off on greg
repeatedly
>>2800032
the old intro was perfect
i hate this new flashy anime shit
tried drawing something for the shows return. had to fix the brightness and contrast in photoshop tho bc my phone's camera is meh
>>2800114
Holding out hope for a new intro for "season 3"
>>2800114
Is that you bad taste anon?
>>2800092
Where the hell did I state that a gem couldn't grow a weiner or gooch? Of course it's possible and probable that gems can do that.
How'd they draw that conclusion tho
>>2800135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srEP-vvhTvY
I was listening to this when I clicked it and it just kinda fit.
What are you listening to, /sug/?
>>2800138
the leaked previews have the season two intro
>>2798144
Fucked Keking
>>2800150
Peri did.
>>2800195
And so did Pearl.
>>2800153
They're dumm
>>2800032
>they changed the title card noise to weird shit instead of the soft piano
just fuck my intro up
>>2800123
I love this saved
>>2800150
If they can have sex with humans they can have sex with other gems
she could rub on me any day
>>2800184
That's because "season 3" is essentially just season 2B. I wouldn't be too surprised if they eventually change it up a bit at some point this season.
I want to eat the watermelon Stevens
Like they were watermelons
>>2800135
what is the name of this genre? meme music? its shit
>>2798333
trips cumfirm, nutting will commence within the next 24 hours
>>2800226
No, because gems don't produce eggs or sperm. They're grown and can't reproduce.
>>2800294
Reproduce with other gems, I meant. Oops.
>>2800294
If Gems can't produce eggs, how did Rose get pregnant?
>>2800294
Except you didn't say reproduce, you said they can't have sex.
AND IF YOU THINK WE CAN'T
WE'LL
>>2800294
>sex is only for procreation
>>2800317
ALWAYS FIND A WAY
>>2800317
POST AMY
>>2800317
AND THE PAPERS WANT TO KNOW WHOSE SHIRTS YOU WEAR
Where is the watermelon steven getting eaten leak from?
>>2800358
nani?
>>2798710
Shit is too sexy anon, abort thread!
I LOVE YOU
>>2800226
The question is, would homeworld gems do human-like genital placement, or would they cover their bodies in sensitive nerve endings and snuggle their way to super orgasms that would fry a human's brain?
>>2800338
Rose was able to produce an egg to grow steven
If she was able to produce an egg there is no reason a gem couldn't produce sperm
But then again it is a fucking cartoon and it is retarded to try and hyper analyze the logic behind it
>>2800358
F L A T
L
A
T
>>2800088
>Someone posted it before I could myself
That's fast. I'm glad you like though.
Here is my tumblr once more, just in case someone missed it.
http://disco-the-inferno.tumblr.com/
>>2800371gems arent for mammals sexual proclivities
>>2800389
Yeah, I suppose. Maybe magic was involved. Yeah, it's magic.
>>2800409
Except they canonically are.
>>2800358
thank you for this
I wish more people understood that gems wouldn't give themselves vagoos etc (besides amethyst)
>>2799018
Yes, they are all Lapis based gems
>>2800444
>that gems wouldn't give themselves vagoos etc (besides amethyst)
But that's literally what Rose did, you fucking retard.
>>2800438
*sigh*
its all day with you people
GEMS HAVE TITS AND VAGINAS
END OF STORY
>>2800444
Except literally all the CG gave themselves digestive systems.
You're being kind of tumblr about this.
>>2800458
I hate it when the truth doesn't bend down to my faggy whims, too.
>>2800358
that's kinda hot
>>2800485
That isn't
>>2800485
TRUE BEAUTY
>>2800458
I'm sorry, what's your logic here?
>>2800466
Eyelashes, busts, feminine voices, hips, asses...
Yeah.
hhhhhhhh
>>2800490
it is
NIGGA
>>2800566
Short haired Ame is a miracle of the universe. We need more of her.
>>2800590
O F F I C I A L art
>>2800605
Is sugar an asswoman?
Why did everyone hate Say Uncle?
>>2800617
She likes facesitting, probably yes.
>>2800630
Because it was worthless filler following a major plot episode.
>>2800605
got DAM Sucrose you an ass girl
>>2800630
Because they were newfags brought in by the finale of Season 1.
>>2799827
>Good Peridot with limb enhancers
Muh heart
>>2800633
Proof?
>>2800630
tumblrs mad that "shit touched their gold"
>>2800630
>Nothing to progress the plot
>UG was bad
>Poorly timed
>Only thing that kept it afloat was it's shitty UG-tier comedy
>Only thing that turned out to be canon was Sadie x Lars sinking
Basically it was overall bad and a terrible joke they never continued for a reason.
>>2800630
Because Uncle Grandpa is cancer.
>>2799706
He is "An intergalactic diplomat"
>>2800636
>filler
Opinion discarded. There is no filler in Steven Universe.
>>2800630
>everyone
Nah. One of the funniest episodes in the show. It helps that it was written by Joe and Jeff, not UG staff.
>>2800683
>There is no filler in Steven Universe.
Pffffffttttttt
beep
>>2799911
Well not naturally yes, but it has been proven by Rose Quarts that a gem could have sex if they shape shifted the right anatomy for it long enough
>>2800713
UG has no humor.
Go back to your threads fag.
>>2800273
Nigga wut?
>>2800715
>rose quarts
I thought Pearl was the thirsty one
>>2800713
>UG
>humor
I'm sorry I stopped shopping at Hot Topic about 10 years ago and I no longer subscribe to "rAnD0o0o00o0o0o0ommmm lel rawr x3" humor. I've gotten more enjoyment out of fucking rage comics.
>>2800358
Imagine running a hand down the gentle curve of Pearl's bare, featureless chest. Slightly cold yet comfortable to the touch, her torso is incredibly smooth like impeccably polished marble; waxed and buffed with such great care that your fingertips glide almost frictionlessly across the slightly reflective surface.
>>2800726
>UG has no humor
Good thing we are in trash so you dont have to even throw your opinion away
>>2800765
Please refer to >>2800744
And stop posting in our threads and go back to your /ug/ ones.
>>2800765
edgy as fuck m9
>>2800733
why do you subject your ears to meme music anon
>>2800776
>You can't be a fan of more than one show
You seem to be bothered
>>2800777
I hate that people throw this word around without even knowing what it means anymore.
>>2800796
Nah, UG fag just needs to go back to his own threads if he thinks that shit is funny and is one of the reasons a shitty SU episode was funny.
>>2800809
yeah I know rite m9, it is so fucking "edgy"
>>2800809
Don't be such a pretentious faggot, anon
>>2800847
new thread
>>2800830
That word too.
>>2800830
That's not what that means retard
>>2800815
id suck that dick
>>2800779
>thinking this is meme music
listen to these 42.0 times then cum back us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXH-_nW7CwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmWzXLPa6I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJLILb3dmqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNdO95XfJ8I
>>2800858
>thinking highly of oneself
>pretentious
Approximately accurate usage, if I say so myself
Disco needs advice trash.
Should I stay here tomorrow or should I go?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10189251
>>2800929
Take it to next thread but try to stay in both if you really want to deal with /co/
>>2800929
It literally doesnt matter
People will post in both like always
>>2800630
It was amazing, don't let sug tell you otherwise
Why doesn't sardonyx just drill to the cluster
>>2801134
Garnet's salty bout being diddled by pearl.
Lady of the sea, happy as can be
Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
>>2801446
she would
NEW EPISPODE TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2801740
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TOMORROW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2797787
>Howard Weiner
>Jacksonville FL
>Michaelson Way
>Gainesville FL
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