I'll be needing 36 or 48 of you fools.
So dance for me puppets as you face each other.
Sans
>>2744747
Elphelt Valentine
Luluco
>>2744747
Ultimate Uranus Donald
baited kine
>>2744747
X7-10
>>2744743
>he looks concerned
What the hell are you doing?
Supergirl
Mikan Tsumiki
The Player
Eggman-kun
Nymph
Sanae Kochiya
>>2744747
Specter
>>2744747
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2744747
Baboon
Anila
Baited Sasaki
Corvo Attano
>>2744708
>>2744746
Filler
Fio Germi
Vriska
Ant-Man
Matsuda's drink of choice
>>2744747
Maria and Harusame
b8aragi
>>2744747
Blossom
>>2744747
Lola Loud
Takumi
>>2744747
Roadhog
>>2744747
Inkling Girl
Suwako Moriya
Fuku Fire
Kuga
These boxes
Casey Neistat
>>2744747
Dr. Warpnik
Madoka
Kurumi
The 352nd mobile infantry
Mandy
Shalashaska
Matsuda
Late Soviet Blyat
SAVE ZA WARUDO
>>2744736
>tonight we dine in hell
>>2744746
>I usually do offtank Roadhog or McCree
Alpha-Omega Nova
>>2744768
>Another fucking overpowered Ronald Mcdonald
God dammit.
>>2744813
Great that you could make it, Lady Suwako
Mii Swordfighter
>>2744847
Any experience with lucio? I hear he is fun af to play as
Ruri Ninjabayashi
>>2744773
U.S.B.
>>2744866
Lucio a shit. Mercy for life, nigga
>>2744801
>b8aragi
How can you tell?
>>2744874
I know what a USB cord is, but what are you doing with it?
>>2744847
>being MLG Pro with a magnum
I like your style fagola.
>>2744866
Stand near people, make them go fast or heal. Basically if you have one Zenyatta is a good off healer
>>2744879
Don't much care for Mercy
>>2744743
How are you robot?
>>2744742
I usually take the saying to heart, "Bullets and Grenades may blow your head apart but words should never hurt me."
>>2744879
Hello sir
Im a ape of the people, so in exchange to your eternal servitude I will isten to one request.
>>2744851
What is it, woman?
>>2744866
He's alright. Mercy and him are my go to healers.
>>2744900
Is this the real life?
>>2744892
Computing...
Permission to transmit files via U.S.B?
Yes/No.
>>2744899
Systems Check: Operational
>>2744900
Data not found.
>>2744771
Answer the last thread faggot.
Back up your assumptions with evidences or stay gullible.
>>2744900
Can I capture you?
>>2744799
Bottoms up.
>>2744919
Er...yes.
>>2744919
>puts you in front of wall
Can you see though this wall?
>>2744799
HEY OCTARIAN! I FOUND A NICE DRINK FOR YOU
>>2744933
Affirmative.
>She grabs onto the USB cord and holds it out.
>>2744940
Negative.
>>2744880
Just a feeling, it might be wrong as usual.
>>2744902
Is this water? Thanks! I was getting preeeety thirsty.
>pours some in a glass
>drinks
>>2744906
I just wanted to look at your face! That's okay right? Y-You're not going to hit me with a book again are you Matsuda-kun?
>>2744898
Giving heals, revives, and damage boosts, man. she's a best.
If nymph is healer and you're tank, I can easily be Torbjorn or Reaper.
>we don't have enough active avafags to fill a 48 man game without people adding multiple tribs
>>2744966
It's bleach. Enjoy a painfull death woman.
Check the roster you peasants.
>>2744922
>assumptions
>gullible
I was there, it happened. I'm not looking through the archives for some whiny anon
>>2744966
Well you are dead.
>>2744955
Have any ammo in you to spare?
>>2744955
>he takes the cord
Now what?
>>2744970
>Such is life.
>>2744989
Checked
>>2744984
>>2744969
and in case you decide to go offense, and we need someone with better defensive options, bastion goes for me.
or Mcree if we need some offensive power
>>2744989
Fresh enough for me. Time to go ink some tributes
>>2744969
Oh I am not saying she is bad as a healer. I just find her bland personally to play.
>>2744970
Summer is right around the corner. Wait
>wanna fap
>don't want to miss bid on ebay
wat do?
>>2744970
>implying 48 people would ever want to be a part of this shithole
>>2744989
Looks wonderful.
>>2744989
I-It, um, looks great...
>>2744989
It seems I made it, impressive.
>>2744970
I'm just too lazy
+1 UID
>>2744989
Well, we can start
>>2744966
As long as you don't give me a reason to hit you with a book, bottomless bucket of stupidity.
>>2744989
Let's go comrades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYbxY-AeiWE
>>2744994
Have you dicked the snake tits girl yet?
>>2744989
Let's begin !
>>2744989
Looks good
>>2745032
No.
>>2744991
Negative.
>>2744993
Insert U.S.B.
>>2745032
Pop-up blocked.
>>2745023
Are you feeling alright, Luluco?
>>2744990
>Talks shit on a bunch of people
>presents it as facts
>anon asks for proofs
>"lolno I was there whiny bitch"
Yeah keep talking shit.
Don't be surprised no one likes you when you talk shit even on the backs of your friends.
>>2745026
>>2745052
>>2745054
Patience, young one, good things will come in time.
>>2745062
Don't you have weapons on you?
>>2745023
Something wrong?
>>2744970
I was late, have a flower
>>2745062
Into...?
>>2745005
Looks like we're all set up then.
Should we post Battlenet IDs?
>>2745007
Eh, I guess I like her because she's similar to TF2 medic.
>>2744978
What's bleach? Is that some kind of tropical fruit? The stuff you gave me was... Um... I don't remember how it tasted actually... Could I have some more pretty please?
>>2744991
>pouts
How can I be dead if I'm talking right now? Don't be so stupid.
>>2745036
Oh. Hey Matsuda-kun!! Guess what?
>>2745100
the battlefield is no place for a...ape, unless you got a Uzi.
>>2745075
Are you sure?
Yes/No.
>>2745084
Negative.
>>2745094
U.S.B. Drive.
>>2745100
Scanning contents...
>>2745105
I mean later. That bleach cam be deadly
>>2745105
>Ryouko survives drinking bleach
It's over, Matsuda. She's invincible.
>>2745110
His taste is shit :^)
>>2744952
If you don't already have them.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGDiQFRUoAIL5Dx.jpg:orig
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1zs-L1IEAAUycA.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpzX8osCMAAQZBP.png
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqX-cQhCEAEWESG.png
>>2745126
Where is your USB Drive?
>>2745126
Yes, I'm fine with it.
Did Sol ever resize that collage?
>>2745099
Yeah, that's probably why I don't like it. The healing ray is just eh for me. Her Revive is her saving grace
>>2745058
>>2745032
I already noticed, do they really believe they can just fool me? Dio Brando!? What a bunch of idiots.
>>2745075
Consider it done
I haven't been here in about four months, so I have to ask: Do we have a Junkrat ava?
>>2745118
Bizon is better
>>2745126
So you just a servant robot?
>>2745118
>pulls out uzi he took of a Black Monkey.
Why do you remind me of someone
>>2745070
Yeah, I just wish we could all be in the same district. Good luck to you two anyway!
>>2745091
Now I know what you meant, I feel so left out!
>>2745110
The redhead is someone he's keeping an eye on because [spoiler]she's part of a secret experiment to erase memories (which is a key plot point in both games)[/spoiler] Basically she went from a crazy psycho to a qt with amnesia.
>>2745148
Hurry up comrade, prayers to Mother Russia can wait
>>2745136
As you can shee, this anon speaks the truth
>>2745105
What do you want this time, woman? I'm starting to get annoyed with you right now...
>>2745148
Already?!
>>2745148
I would never hurt anyone, unless you give me a good reason, then I'll make it hurt a lot
>>2745150
Eh, you get what you get.
>>2745152
Huh, I guess you can stay if you can defend yourself.
Well S.P.A.R.R.O.W.S. agents aren't meant to be famous, so I guess I look like someone you know.
>>2745148
That doesn't look like any flesh I have eaten.. Human or not..
>>2745149
>not to my knowledge
>>2745141
...Does not compute.
Processing...
>She plays a recording of your voice and points at you.
'Where is your USB Drive?'
>>2745148
Information noted; stored.
>>2745150
Affirmative.
>>2745148
>Squirts ink path
LATER SUCKERS
>Swims away
>>2745139
Thanks for the fresh new pieces of artwork
>>2745148
Exactly. Now lets see if youre more ant or man.
>>2745126
I swear if this is somehow arousing to you-
>>2745148
I don't like to think so.
>>2745158
I'm sure we'll be just fine. Midori and I can handle ourselves.
>>2745144
>Sort of. It's still a WIP, since it's not really equally sized yet. I also have to add around 6 more people who asked after the first version was finished.
>>2745158
Guess you shoulda been late like us.
>>2745149
So far it is
Tracer
Roadhog
Genji
Mei
Hanzo
McCree
Reaper
Widowmaker
If we're actually doing the Overwatch group, my ID is Reax#11589
>>2745149
Not that I know of.
>>2745145
To each their own, I guess. I could never get into Zenyatta, so she's my go-to when we have enough off/def on the team
when are we going to remove the Overwatch cancer circlejerk?
>>2745187
I can add you some defense systems. However I know of Russian weaponry.
>>2745179
I can give you Bizon.
>>2745152
Why you have this? Only Israelis and monkeys have this weapons
>>2745205
Remove Yin from it.
>>2745205
more dead people in there than a fucking morgue
>>2745181
>>2745210
>>2745218
Duly noted!
>>2745148
Next! Can you all do me a favor and just die faster? You're starting to bore me.
>>2745187
M-Me? I don't have one...
>>2745225
I don't take guns from people.
>>2745205
Too much fillers
>>2745210
You can scratch off Reaper. Edgy characters are not my strong suit for arpee
I'm grabbing 76 later. I just need pics and such.
>>2745238
Tell me why then
>>2745071
>friends
they either aren't my friends or already know this themselves
I thought you were talking about the hga thing
if I shit on them it was on their face
>>2745243
Suit yourself. So what are you? Some kind of adventurer?
>>2745238
I'VE BEEN CRUSHED! I WASN"T FRESH ENOUGH
>>2745238
You've got to be kidding me.
>>2745205
>The amount of dead people, or one time avas on that thing is fucking insane.
>>2745189
Negative.
I am not programmed with that capability.
>The USB is ejected from her mouth.
>>2745225
Access denied.
>>2745240
>The USB cord is pulled back into her mouth.
Information noted; stored.
>>2745224
>implying HG isn't the meme-of-the-moment circlejerk ground zero
It'll be something just as bad in a few weeks.
>>2745245
And not a single Maria I'm surprised
>>2745225
I AM a monkey.
>>2745238
See, I am a friend too. Just so many people decide they dont want to be ruled over and do very stupid things that causes their deaths. Not my fault.
>>2745238
Just sing Cadence! its not that hard! just say left right left right!
>>2745257
Actually, Matsuda is average, but far better looking then every other inbred mongrel here, including you.
>>2745257
>whoops I'm retarded
>>2745174
Um... I saw this movie where two people got married earlier, we should totally do that too don't you think?
>>2745257
Well shit. You can't be poisoned. Not even commie witchcraft can fight this
>>2745238
Just doing my job.
>>2745250
I guess I wasn't exactly ready to participate today. Thank you for hosting.
>>2745218
>Zenyatta is more of an off healer. Throw the orb on a tank and throw your discord orb. So I can't blame you, he needs a tune up.
>>2745249
>no one can blame you Reaper is the essence of edge.
>>2745250
Last place is all I deserve for being a doubtful idiot.
>>2745266
>if i remember well, people just asked to be put on it, I can't blame Sol
>>2745267
Good.
>he catches it with ease.
>>2745275
Oh sorry. I meant the ones that are in gangs. I swear they are having it easy in US.
>>2745263
I don't feel like telling you anything, you don't look like a soldier from regular army or the S.P.A.R.R.O.W.S.
>>2745299
>Well yeah, I remember that, and I mean, you never really know how long you'll use a character, so y'know, there's that.
>>2745267
Is there another way you could play this information?
>>2745250
And next day, let's see which of you fools manage to entertain me.
>>2745286
You did as well as me my first time.
>>2745280
If it makes you shut up for more than 5 seconds then please do so. Get me a ring that fits around my and your neck so it might as well just end really soon.
>>2745314
I'm glad I met your expectations
>>2745306
Information noted; stored.
>>2745313
Computing...
Permission to send files via Wifi Connection?
Yes/No.
>>2745314
Access granted.
>
>>2745314
Valhalla I shall see you soon! Bwuhaha!
>>2745310
Because I am a soldier of Russia. Name is Dimitri
>>2745205
>God, so many dead people
>>2745309
Look if you want to be racist to black people could you at least stop making disgusting wrong comparisons to my kind.
Youre making us look bad.
>>2745228
>Unless she wants off, she stays. Sorry bucko.
>>2745229
>Sorry for triggering your nostalgia. Or your burning hatred, I don't know.
>>2745266
>>2745229
>Should I do some weeding? I could get rid of samefags/filler, but I really don't pay enough attention to know who the samefags are on this thing.
>>2745299
>I'll probably end up taking off samefags, i.e Hoshi/Cera.
>>2745269
>She didn't ask until after the first version was done.
>>2745310
oh shit k the anime grill
autistically obsessed with cleaning weapons best girl
>>2745334
Yes.
>>2745278
Haah... yeah.
Whoopsies, I wasn't listening to what you said. I was thinking about Matsuda-kun again... Sooo... What did you say again?
>>2745284
Ahhh! W-Witches? Where?
>>2745332
>throws a ring at you
I found this somewhere! Now we can get married right? I don't remember how they did it in the movie though... I pr-probably should have written that down...
>>2745317
I was just caught of guard is all. Or maybe I just didn't want to dirty up my dress.
Anime girls sucks
Cute girl sucks
Girls claimed as waifu sucks
2d girls sucks
Ship girls are okay
>>2745362
Affirmative.
Activating hotspot...
>Network Detected: MEX-0401
>>2745344
And I don't trust you at all now.
>>2745355
>What?
>>2745351
You are right. You are more civilized than them. Seems like it.
>>2745386
Forget it
>>2745314
Next night! Alright, can you fools just hurry up killing each other? I'm growing impatient!
>>2745395
>connects
>reconfigures everything to random or NULL values
>restarts
>>2745402
Forget what?
>>2745405
Spiral staircase.
>>2745395
>>2745411
I don't see anything on here, miss Ninjabayashi.
>>2745405
He, maybe you could fix the Rail Gun while I plan our next attack
>>2745405
I still doubt killing myself will be a good idea
>>2745400
Why not and nice Kalash
>>2745386
>Continues reading his manga.
Yeah, yeah, sure thing woman. I'm used to you not writing anything down that is actually worth of knowledge. Just make sure to look somewhat less retarded than usual and wipe the drool away.
>>2745390
Why would you worry about your clothes in a fight?In any case, this shows we ae more similar than I'd like to admit.
Who here needs to work on their games?
>>2745405
You wouldn't murder this girl in cold blood, would you?
>>2745411
>>2745432
Hotspot disabled.
Backing up files...
>>2745441
>pouts
Heeeey. I look a lot less retarded than most people you know! There's lots of other boys who would want to get married with someone as not retarded looking as I do, probably!
>>2745438
you wanted to get information even though you belong to another faction.
No, I don't really feel the need to provide you with the information.
>mfw people think I left
>mfw people still think I'm fat
>mfw people think I'd be the one to poison food at a HG meetup
>>2745454
Me, obviously, but fuck that site, fuck it hard.
>>2745392
How about 2D anime boys?
>>2745465
You are fat.
>>2745405
>>2745459
Salutations.
>She bows.
>>2745465
>mfw I still have your tits
>>2745405
How the-
>>2745464
I am just asking who are you and what do you do. Just trying to make more friends.
>tfw shitty wifi is shitty
>>2745196
I know you can!
>>2745207
Curse me and my tendency to be on time...
>>2745405
I'm fine the way I am, Nova said so...
>>2745454
>who doesn't
>>2745462
>he waits
>>2745465
>implying any of us will ever leave the house to go to anything
>>2745465
>poison food
Cum =/= poison
>>2745442
You can't attract men with dirty clothes. Women are supposed to keep up with their appearance at all times.
>>2745463
>continues reading his manga.
Yeah alright, whatever you say buffoon. If I do this little marriage thing of yours will you finally regain some of your memories and stop being such an annoyance to me?
>>2745479
>Chris Hansen.jpg
>>2745465
Well to be honest, it's a safe bet that you of all people would be the one to poison us. Also, you're still fat until proven otherwise.
>>2745454
>Me. That site's interface is absolute garbage, but I won't be on it until I make more events.
>>2745477
No need to thank me, I was simply doing what was right.
>>2745495
And I trust you'll be fine on your own, too.
>>2745490
And I'm not here to make friends, I'm here on a mission.
>>2745511
>legalinmycountry.jpg
>>2745495
Oh be quiet. I got used to it, so can you.
>>2745534
What is it then? Maybe I can help
>>2745510
Um, if I say no does that mean we aren't getting married?
>>2745491
I could've sworn I posted the slide. How terrible of me to lower myself to you fools and just make a crucial mistake like that.
>>2745496
Task complete.
Awaiting further input.
>>2745525
Information noted; stored.
>She bows.
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>>2745476
>>2745511
I've posted enough images of myself on HG, but would armposting prove skinniness?
>>2745479
I'd get rid of it, if I were you
It isn't accurate anymore
>>2745501
it's poison to virgin mouths
>>2745497
That sounds like fun.
>>2745566
Activating "Pose.exe"...
Spoil your source material as vaguely as possible.`
>>2745566
RNGesus stop telling me my dreams
>>2745566
Thanks for the support, wasn't expecting you to be honest
>>2745566
>That Soviet event
>tfw found out my buddy in the marines killed himself
>>2745566
You sure? especially today?
>>2745352
>So far, the samefags I can see are Martin Rauch/Sanya/Ema Skye, Boba Fett/The Canadian/Shegorath, And I believe Kuga was Kittan.
>>2745503
As always, you are focusing on the pointless things.
>>2745454
>me
>>2745583
>It was a hologram.
>>2745583
Is in the East
>>2745555
Just say yes so you'll finally shut your mouth for a second and we can move on after you forget everything that happens.
>>2745583
Its not magic.
>>2745569
Resend the files.
>>2745583
>You have to nuke your son or kill the Commonwealth.
>>2745583
Protag kills girlfriend, then kills clone of girlfriend.
>>2745583
faggot wins and kills edgy faggot, smoke faggot gets rekt, main faggot becomes autistic, jesus
>>2745547
Look creepy soldier guy, I don't need help, it's not a hard mission, heck it might be the easiest mission I have been given.
>>2745566
>>2745569
Has this foundation programmed you to pose?
>>2745583
>Kill a giant head.
>>2745583
best girl loses
>>2745583
I escaped after failing. Got caught again.
>>2745609
Say yes to what? I forgot the question, ehee.
>>2745583
Bipolar girl kills all of humanity.
>>2745613
...Negative.
>>2745622
Affirmative.
Activating 'Pose Position 1'...
>Poses.
>>2745566
And the next slide. Please do me a small favor and just die already, this is getting rather annoying for me and I don't want to interfere myself!
>>2745497
I never met the my predecessor. I would have to know how exactly of a threat she was.
>>2745583
Love and furries make the world a peaceful place
>>2745603
>Thanks.
>>2745583
>Ram cries over two things.
>>2745650
Negative?
>>2745619
Fine, just stay out of Soviet areas
>>2745566
Out of the way! I have no idea what I'm doing!
>>2745525
I will be, probably.
>>2745544
I guess it's not that big of a deal...
>>2745653
Two Nova's? That's not suspicious at all...
>>2745638
>Puts down the manga.
Ugh... Didn't you just throw me a ring and ask me to marry you or something stupid like that?
>>2745583
It was a gigantic robot all along
>>2745685
>unzips dick
>>2745674
Affirmative.
Access denied.
>>2745583
>weebs vs yuropeans: waifu and censorship edition
>>2745583
Death is my bitch.
Daily reminder: The mods are watching us.
>>2745479
You for got the (User was banned for this post) fampai
>>2745653
You are lucky Kuga. Next time help won't be here.
>>2745603
Love is not pointless Ram! It's e ultimate source of joy in the world.
>>2745685
WH-WHAT? WE'RE GETTING MARRIED? MATSUDA-KUN I'M SO HAPPYYYYYY!
>>2745583
The Three Sacred Treasures weren't as durable as their names would have you believe
