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>>2743104
I'm telling you, you really don't want this! Just leave me alone already!
>>2743106
W-well, I'd better get going... soon, maybe now. Maybe in a few minutes.
I think Shiho has somewhere to be...
>>2743115
W-well, I'm not proving it because that'd just be wrong!
>>2743131
>Dark Excellent Donald might actually win
Oh shit.
>>2743115
You sure?
>>2743121
Go away false Terrorist. You not kebab enough to blow up tower.
>>2743050 (Cobra)
>Sets bomb on fire
...Wait a minute....
>>2743115 (Urotsuki)
Elly, Elly...ah, that miserable youkai. Seemingly far more effective than even she believes, admittedly. Her presence dost make me uncomfortable.
>>2743124 (CCG Guy)
Eh? Well, fire magic art my specialty. But mayhaps it dost detect mine immortal essence, or some scant trace of divinity.
>She laughs proudly, grinning
[HEAVIER BREATHING]
>>2743124
Er... I-I'm sorry.
I did a misunderstood, I wasn't talking to you.
I was talking with a certain person... but I made a mistake and I've talked with you instead.
>>2743145
On the bright side, At least we did our best.
>>2743131
These feel strange on me.
>>2743124
I'll "scan" your body with my chainsaw if you follow me any more.
>keeps walking
>>2743160
And I'd off them if you showed anything off.
You're a coward but you're smart at least.
>>2743189
I'd never doubt my weapon. Would you?
>>2743200
She's crazy. And ineffective by my accounts.
>>2743209
That's not true.
I just killed them because I can.
>>2743209
>o shit
>>2743209
He's not actually going to win, is he?
>>2743160
Be seeing you.
fug
>>2743096
Ssshoo! I don't go around defussing YOUR bombsss
>>2743102
Sssliver Queen?! Ssshe'ss nothing! NOTHING!
Remind me who ssshe iss again?
>>2743104
You dare berate COBRA'sss prowesss? You're jusst a filthy ape! Return to the zoo before I make you into a rug!
>>2743166
I...uh, ke-bab?
>>2743169
I'M CALLING THE UN
>>2743137
>
>>2743124
Yeah nice try I dont do documents with humans. I sing it ethier that's pinks job.
Thanks for the free snack!
>>2743160
I warned you
>he slowly begins to brainwash you, a searing pain scratching the back of your head
Dont struggle it will just hurt more!
Now Open your eyes, and look at the full moon Mr shirou!
>he plays the video feed again
>>2743236
Is code for Muslim or Arab.
>>2743200
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? That'sss NOT how you detonate bombsss
>>2743209
>>2743231
...Good luck against that monstrosity, Lady Urotsuki.
In the short time she hast been here, she's acquired some six victories, evidently.
>>2743194
You seriously expect me to stand here and let you get away with an act of terrorism
>>2743223
I guess... so anyway how are you?
>>2743256
Remove the silver kebab
>>2743231
Th-there's nothing dumb about being a little cowardly.
>>2743235
Yeah... bye.
>>2743240
>He manages to keep his eyes closed.
C-can anyone help me out!?
>>2743277
>blasts moon onto screen
This must work
>>2743251
'Tis mine default reaction.
>>2743275
Eh im more focused on winning the damn bug war
>>2743289
Kill yourself.
>>2743247
Sssoooo, wass that a compliment?
>>2743256
I, uh...yesss. DON'T TOUCH MY BOMBSSS
>>2743279
>ssstartsss dialing
I miss _____.
>>2743306
RIOT!
>>2743306
BASED DARK DONALD
>>2743289
I can't see you, but I can hear you, and it'd be reaal nice if you did not do this right now! Give me a hand for once, yeah?!
>>2743306
t̬͈̩̗̻́h͖̬͓̺ͅͅa̷̱̮̹̹̣n̙͝k̙̠͈͚̫s̸ ̧̘̱͚f̹̦͈̙̻̜̞͞o͜r͎̻̣̠̙̖͍͞ h̬̗̤͜o͔̳s̬͜ͅt͈̙̲͓͍̦i҉̪͓͎͕̮͔n̤͖̤̭g̹̹̣
>>2743306
>went to a midnight drive to clear his mind
>ends up running over Urotsuki
HOLY
SHIT
>>2743254
...I'm getting irritated with how much I'm getting these things wrong.
>>2743277
I disagree.
>>2743306
Are people honestly scared of this cl-
>run over
>>2743305
Sorry but its my duty to make sure no harm comes to innocent civilians.
Why dont you put that bomb to good use and help us fight off the bugs?
>>2743236
A filthy ape? If I was filthy, That would make you less then a single atom that filth had, Human!
Your Cobra goverment is terrible and an insult to snakes everywhere. Youre nothing but a militia with superweapons. Weak superweapons.
>>2743277
>he presses harder, as the pain becoming unbearable, his harsh and selfish tone sounding genuine and kind.
I can give you all the help you need, if you just open your eyes, we can even become friends if you do it. Youve seen it before many times, surely one more wont hurt? You look hungry, so il even give you a chocolate bar afterwards.
Now look at the moon Mr shirou, yand everything will be better.
>>2743306
These truly are the last days.
>>2743316
Medic, JC, Joakim Bròden, Airi, Sonico
>>2743326
Ok.
>>2743306
DONALDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBw3lTGNBuM
>>2743306
Man, we need fillers to be more like Dark Ronald tier.
That's fillers used good.
>>2743306
Oh, no.
>>2743331
Aye, and a respectable average of kills per win, at that...strange, art it not?
>>2743331
H-how isn't it?
>>2743340
N-no, no, no, you really don't understand what you're doing!
>>2743346
Get rid of that stuff, please!
>>2743365
I can't BELIEVE I lost to this scum...!
>>2743260
I'm fine... But, i'm worried about Adachi.
It shouldn't concern me but, he's still considered as potential threat and we don't know what are his purposes.
>>2743306
...Oh.
>>2743301
Hmmmmmmmmm, interesssting. Ssso, if I had more bombss, would you react the sssame way?
>>2743325
That'sss MY sschtick! How dare you!
YESSS, HELLO, UNITED NATIONSSS? I'D LIKE TO REPORT A DISSTURBANCE
>>2743355
This.
I'd suck _____'s dick.
>>2743365
Nice one Dark. And thanks.
>>2743374
What did you expect? You ain't hurting him with that dinky chainsaw.
i need some alone time
>>2743380
I don't think you need to worry, I think he's just here to piss people off for fun
>both ic and ooc :^)
>>2743306
>>2743365
Wow, nice job.
>>2743365
Ghi: The prophecy...
>The other two solemnly shake their heads.
>>2742638
>They stare in confusion.
>>2742814
Ghi: It is an empty title.
Do: It is one of those disgusting human names.
Rah: We aren't king of anything, sadly.
>>2742848
Ghi: An acceptable reason.
Do: Watch your tongue.
Rah: I see.
>>2742852
Ghi: We are no god.
Do: Quit deluding yourself.
Rah: Some humans may consider us divine, but that is false.
>>2743148
Superhero? That's awesome! The guy back at the base won't believe I met a superhero! C-Can we take a picture together?
>>2743206
I-It's easier to say than to actually do it...aren't you not even a liiiiiiittle bit scared?
>>2743200
Well, this device is made for...lady, did you say you're immortal? Ehehe...that's a joke, it must be,
>>2743223
Oh I see! Then, are you ready for your inspection?
>>2743231
Why do you even have one of those things with you? Such a young lady can't go around with such dangerous tool! Waaaait!
>Reaches up and hold onto you shoulder.
>>2743240
But that's the only way we can contact you, sir! And who is this pink?
>>2743365
Congratulations to that...thing!
>>2743365
BUT WAIT! Perhaps there is one who can defeat Dark Excellent donald.. Only one.. The one Ronald Mcdonald above them all...
Ultimate. Rainbow. Donald.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TyN9G-t0l0
>>2743400
Thank you for hosting.
>>2743365
I fear no man but that "thing" scares the crap ouuta me
Thanks for hosting and uh congrats donald.
>>2743400
Thanks host.
>>2743382
>shoots phone
>>2743231
Same things I said before. Is heavy and sluggish and very loud
>>2743339
Do I look like an exterminator!? Wait...what kind of a sssoldier are you? GIVE ME YOUR COUNTRY
>>2743340
There'sss no "if". You're an ape. You're filthy by default.
And I'll have you know our Weather Domiantor is unmatched!
>>2743419
SERBIA I HAVE FOUND KEBAB!
>tries to remove kebab
>>2743405
Yeah, sure, go for it, snap away, always nice to meet someone who appreciates what I do...
>>2743400
>>2743365
Congrats, thanks for hosting, and stay fresh
>>2743390
Mikan
>>2743405
Nay, certainly not. I hast lived o'er fourteen hundred years, at present.
>>2743382
Truth be told, with the ultimate harmlessness, I wouldst likely be more prone to merely forget such things as a whole.
>>2743400
I...canst hardly blame thou.
Congratulations. Thank thee for having us.
>>2743439
>shoots at
>>2743410
>1:45 onwards
Holy fucking shit...
>>2743400
>Damn
Thanks for hosting
>>2743395
Shut up. It was me against his stupid car.
My chainsaw is MORE than capable if I'm not caught off guard.
You'll see.
>>2743405
>she places the chainsaw on your wrist, and looks back at you like pic related
>>2743421
I handle it just fine. It's not the weapon's fault.
>>2743404
I thought that would work, but I suppose you have nothing to give.
>>2743360
It's her tactic.
>>2743404
When you killed God himself, and become the new one. You realize how boring everything is...
>>2743405
NO! I am not scared!
>>2743419
AH! Dessstro iss going to have a fit...
I HAD ENOUGH OF THISSS! COOOOOOBRA ATTAAAAAACK
>nothing happens
>>2743306
Good work mr donald! I enjoyed your slaughter.
>>2743368
>he strengthens the brainwashing process, as the pain starts to make you lose focus and blur your vision.
I do though, youre worried what will happen, I assure you, you will turn back to your normal self afterwards, unscathed and unharmed. Cant you trust your loyal friend Specter? Who Always looks out for your wellbeing? Just this once friend?
>>2743405
I am the leader of an organization as well. One that intends for humanity to be put in its rightful place. She is an acomplice of mine (an irritating one at that)
>>2743436
You can only control the weather, if thats the greatest the cobra has to offer then humanity is screwed! HahahahahHAHAHAHAHAH!!
>>2743460
B-BAHLUL
>>2743460
>goes for cover.
That M16 should jam soon. Where is Serbia?
>>2743401
I still have my suspicions.
Either way, even if he's doing that just for fun, that doesn't change my perception about him...
>shh, I know :^(
>>2743405
Inspection? Well then.
I'm ready.
>>2743468
Mayhaps, mayhaps...though, it seems to be at the point of fooling e'en herself.
>>2743436
Country? Im just a Colonel for the United Citizens Federation. We are unified under one banner and ine goal: to ensure humanity's dominance of the galaxy
>>2743404
Huh. Are you the only three headed dragon out there?
>>2743468
Is your taste
>>2743477
>
>>2743493
>throws smoke bombs and makes a getaway
>>2743483
>Fights the pain and starts walking away, as if something within him is pushing him to succeed.
>>2743468
It ain't capable of hurting me, that's for sure. But hey, i'll take your word for it.
Kill yourselves.
Regards: ERP
>>2743525
Stop falseflagging
>>2743511
>trips you
>>2743525
ERP, don't you have an cum filled blow-up doll to fuck?
Kill yourselves.
Regards: ERP
>>2743540
Thanks comrade
HG, kill yourselves
regards: HG itself
kys
-kpop
>>2743566
Go back to bed, Hoshi.
>>2743448
You're telling me, you'd develop a level of ignorance that will make you completely ignore explosivesss? I-Iss ignorance contagiousss? I NEED TO KNOW
>>2743483
Where'd I put my lassser weapon? I had it to HERE with talking monkeysss!
Itss either you or Roadblock! Decide!
>>2743497
NASA, huh? Perhapsss we can do a...collaboration?
>>2743511
COBRA city isss OFF LIMITS. You know that!
kys
Regards: /sug/
>>2743516
>hes taken back, amazed that some human can even make that much of an effort.
>he tries one last tactic, to lull him into a false sense of security
See you passed the test! Here!
>he throws the chocolate bar to him
Go on pick it up, and all you need to do is listen to me.
>he goes over to the man and plays the video feed so he will look at it every time he tries to pick it up
Go on? Ive stopped asking you to, have your reward!
kys
regards: /b/
First unlimited.
Regards: Jude
kys city
regards : cody
>>2743590
>he watches Tumblr Universe
>he's in the most cancerous fanbase since /mlp/
>>2743603
I-I... don't like... chocolate.
>He fights the pain and keeps walking.
kys
regards: /legion/
>>2743440
CCG agent's are some sort of heroes as well, but we're just normal humans compared to the monsters we fight every day. Now here it comes!
>Takes a selfie with you
They're gonna be so jealous! Thank you Blue Bettle!
>>2743448
Ohhh! That's crazy! You don't look old at all! You could be my sister with those looks, ehehe...
Anyway, the test is done, here!
>Hands you a chocolate bar
>>2743468
(Quick Haise, think of something before she harms you!)
Uhh...
>Lifts you up in the air.
H-How about we put that chainsaw somewhere else first? No one wants to see blood spilled all over the place.
>>2743495
Thank you! Please stay still while I scan your body.
>begins moving his detector around you
>beep boop.
...Clean! As expected of a lady such as yourslef! Thank you very much!
>Hands you a big chocolate bar.
>>2743483
Ah! To think I'm talking with the chairman of an entire corporation! My sincere apologize sir...uh...?
>>2743472
Then you've passed the test! You're hired!
>>2743586
How about you bow instead? After all, my weapon has been primed for the past two minutes.
>>2743624
Cobra Commander
>>2743638
H-Hey, itsss been a while...I-I wass wondering, when will I get my invitation?
>>2743633
>tumblr universe
>because it has gays and fat guys as protagonists
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>>2743588
How about you just hit me already. Because I know in the arena, my resistances don't work... for some reasons
>>2743639
Hired to fight Ghouls? Are you kidding me now...
>>2743586
You want to collaborate? Then help us retake our colonies from the bugs
>>2743639
Yeah, knock yourself out man, keep fighting the good fight.
I LOVE shitposting.
hga pls
Regarts: Dolan
>>2743639
>as soon as she's lifted into the air, she instinctively kicks you hard in the stomach, then pushes off from you, leaping in the opposite direction and jogging away
>>2743666
>lesbians
>alien race is only STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMYN
>the human characters look like OCs made by tumblr
(You)
Let's revive /ofh/
>>2743697
Gooby pls
>>2743666
no, it's because it has a fucking huge tumblr following, retard
>>2743635
>he plays one last dirty trick, a desperate one.
Could you take me home Please? You wouldent leave such a poor and helpless boy here alone would you? That would be cruel. I just wanted to go back home but i cant find mother and father- help me Mr shirou!
>he keeps the video feed right in front of him
>>2743711
I have a better idea, lets revive /sanc/
>>2743717
Goofy, please.
Buy a mouthwatering Big Mac and an Ice cold Coca Cola at your nearest Mcdonalds! I'm loving it!
regards: Dark Donald
>>2743724
Hold on just one second, are you attempting to deceive me again, Donald?
>>2743649
Your sssimple banana sshooter will have no affect on a sssuperior ssspecies!
>>2743675
If they're African coloniesss, the deal isss off!
>>2743717
>>2743724
>>2743639
Specter.
>>2743721
>He stops, eyes closed.
>>2743586
Immortality art quite usefull, thou shouldst know.
>>2743588
'Tis more a matter of thine own opinion, more than mine own. Speaking of which, I feel I must depart now, for business to attend.
>>2743639
Well, immortality art hardly useful without youth!
>She laughs, tossing it inside her sleeve
Thou've mine thanks. I wouldst normally elaborate, but...I've things that need be done. fare thee well, sir.
And may thou ALL fare well, at that.
Go outside with your Splattershot and go ink some Octarians
Regards: Inkling Girl
I want to violently rape Specter
>>2743736
Uhh they are interplanetary colonies.
Besides whats wrong with Africa? You know how much money we put into that place to make it first world? I mean the mosquitos are still a bitch but come on!
>>2743468
Ghi: What do you mean?
Do: We have much to give, foolish mortal!
Rah: Apologies, madam.
>>2743472
Ghi: How unfortunate. I feel sorry for you.
Do: Serves a stupid human like you right.
Rah: Oh my...
>>2743497
Ghi: Possibly.
Do: Of course!
Rah: Doubtful.
>>2743741
Bogs is now mi avva
>>2743736
>he fires an energy blast at the commander
>>2743745
(Bingo)
Please Mr shirou, I saw some men take mama and papa away, I ran here as fast as I could
>to keep up the act, he hugs him crying
I just want to go home!
>he keeps putting that dammed feed. In front of him
>>2743639
Lady? Er, Nevermind.
You're welcome, and thanks for that bar.
I'll keep it just in case if I were to eat it later.
>>2743753
Aaaaaand dropped. Forget I asssked anything
>>2743777
Itsss a terrrible, TERRIBLE continent! I, for one, think we ssshould prevent the rise of the planet of the apesss
>>2743788
Hey you!
>Points at Do
Don't make me have to shut you up... you're starting to get on my nerves.
I am ready to suck some cock!
>King Kanker
>>2743806
>Shoves the kid.
No.
>With that, he keeps walking.
>>2743741
>man i forgot these.
>childhood crushing but hileriously so
>>2743753
Fine by me. Farewell.
>>2743788
Maybe you do, but not for me.
I can obtain effects from certain objects or creatures. That is I can take a certain aspect of it and use it for my own.
It doesn't always work.
>>2743670
Not yet.
>>2743495
>>2743825
I never really said he was a cool guy, it shouldn't change what you think
>dinner and stuff was gone
>>2743827
Looks like we are too late
>points to the albino monkey
>degeso (2): OH GOY
>degeso (2): HERE WE GO
>Misunderstood Austrian: do it, nigger
>degeso (2): done
>Misunderstood Austrian: oy vey
>WHY IS THIS ALLOWED entered chat.
>degeso (2): I'LL FINISH WHAT HOSHI COULD NOT
>degeso (2): TIME TO MAKE HGA GREAT AGAIN!
>>2743836
kill yourself, Uta/Sheamus/LF/Cirno
NGW
Regards: A very impatient HGer
>>2743797
>>2743873
It's the second one. Has the tendency to force boring and reiterating memes.
>>2743806
>is blasted
LOOKSSS LIKE COBRA IS BLASSSTING OFF AGAIN
>>2743864
Well, I have a sssolution for that! You sssee, poaching isn't illegal here!
>>2743670
I'm totally super serious! We need fearless young men like you! The pay is great and you get to manage your own squad once you reach certain level!
>>2743744
Nice to meet you Specter, my name is Haise Sasaki, rank 1 ghoul investigator!
>Reaches hand for a handshacke.
>>2743676
Thanks for your support! But I must ask...what can you do exactly? Do you have the power of a bettle scaled up to human size?
>>2743825
Don't keep it in your pocket for so long or it will melt! I'll also need you to fill this.
>Hands a paper asking for contact information and names.
>>2743753
Farewell miss!
>>2743698
Woah wai- uff!
>Slumps down the floor im pain, covering his belly with his hands.
Ughh...why am I so unlucky with troublemakers like that one...At least take the chocolate bar!
>Holds the bar on his trembling hand while hopelessly laying on the floor.
>>2743859
Alright then.
>Flicks your forehead
You maybe older then me, but you are short.
>>2743910
First of all, I don't need my own squad. I got my demons for that crap. Second... you better promise your ass that the pay is good.
>>2743909
Right, well you got any ideas? Cause it looked like that monkey just kicked your ass
>>2743910
Well, I don't really know, the Bug-Suit seems to have all bunch of stuff I just don't know about,
Mostly pretty normal stuff, like canons, super strength, flight, and couple of other neat things that I can't really describe.
>I spent the last hour trying to figure out how to add money on to Steam. I feel like an absolute moron.
>>2743901
I have a dolan folder fgt, want sum?
>>2743962
Steam gift cards? Or just your money card
>>2743910
>he refuses
Sorry but I wont.
>>2743909
Soo long! HahahahHAHAHAHAH!
>He waves goodbye
>>2743864
And what are you gentlemen looking at me for. Yes poaching isnt illegal and that includes you. So unless you want be to gut and hang you on my fireplace dont do anything stupid.
>>2743847
>process broken, somehow specter stays sane and calm despite this loss.
Fine. So long Mr shirou, you heartless monster.
>>2743952
Well, yeah. I am terribly unprepared for sssudden ape attacksss. We'll ssse who'll have the lassst laugh when I grab my elephant gun!
>>2743999
>gut and hang you
I really need to stop drinking wine on sundays.
>>2743983
>The gift card. I spent most of the time looking for the library on the website, not knowing that it was on the app.
>>2744016
>I never denied I wasn't. I never used this thing before.
>>2743977
>having a dolan folder
>>2743834
Ghi: If you harm him, I will be forced to obliterate you.
>Do prepares to fire a laser.
Rah: Please do not harm Do.
>>2743859
Ghi: Interesting.
Do: Perhaps you aren't trying hard enough.
Rah: What an intriguing ability!
>>2744053
>drops dead
>>2744033
I had it for like 5-6 years
kys
>>2744034
You make it sound like you can actually hurt me. But alright... i'll play by your rules, just keep him in check.
>>2744053
Just kys and do everyone a favor.
>>2743999
Listen buddy, maybe being trapped in a cage may have made you a little crazy, hell it would make me crazy
But i hope you know you are dealing with the Federation's finest soldiers HOOAH!
>>2744000
An elephant gun to kill a monkey? Seems kinda excessive
>>2744033
>thinks dolan is a reddit-born meme
You're not old enough to be on this website.
>>2743992
http://efshare.com/?s=S6G2K6
unfileter, might be missing some pics
>>2744079
I still have a purpose unlike the ungifted garbage that is you.
>>2744064
>kys
>>>/fa/cebook
>>2744076
Where in that post did I say it was reddit born?
Sometimes I wonder.
When this will all end.
The last game.
My last post.
The day this place close its doors.
Yeah, I wonder.
Wonder if the ones I consider friends will still consider me as such.
If the memories I made with them will last.
Yeah, I wonder.
>>2743958
The superhero magic is in the suit? B-But I thought you had the "super" inside you all this time!
>>2743999
Ahahaha...
>Awkwardly backs his hand away.
>>2743934
I'm sure the monthly pay will satisfy you! What do you mean Demons? As if your inner demons like anger? You can unleash those in the battlefield!
>>2744111
Shut up
>>2744111
that was the previous games
welcome to the begin of the end
>>2744111
>kissu
>>2744114
Of course we do, a Super Hero is always feeling Super, but not all of us are Superman, y'know?
>>2744107
>Where in that post did I say it was reddit born?
Your pic, you underage b&
Implications were made
>>2744114
Not my inner demons, actually Demons. I can show ya... but maybe later. Right now, I gotta jet for awhile. See ya.
>>2744103
Not all the bleach in the world can stop the pain, f.am.
>>2744114
Good. Now run along little boy.
>>2744072
Hmm, you have no idea. One of my plans nearly broke the world in half. Literally.
But thank you for giving me ideas on my new social experiment.
>>2744140
Was it cheezeburger? I can't remember
>different anon
>>2744111
its not gonna end in one bang. but its going to evolve into something completely unrecognizable from its origins
and eventually we will all leave one by one,whether its from boredom or life calling to us.
>>2744149
Mix it with Clorox and Windex you asinine swine.
is there a discord server for HG? If not, someone should make one.
>>2744176
Agreed
>>2744176
>discord
Just kys.
>>2744176
kys
>>2744176
>What is circlekerk
>What is discord chat of OFH
>what is HGavatars
>what is etc etc
>what
>what what what what
>what what what what
>I'm gonna pop some tags
>Only got 20$ in my pockets
>>2744140
>memes being spammed by reddit suddenly makes it reddit born
Ok.
Somebody please host
>>2744153
Enough monkey business. You are way over your head little man! How big is your army huh?
is there a minecraft server for HG? If not, someone should make one.
>>2744176
yes and no you shouldn't, we have enough drama already. Look at ERP and how much it fucked them over when they had breakups, something that wouldn't do anything to most communities but they are erp based so it's going to cause waves, for some reason.
>>2744160
What about fabric softner and washing powder? I want to smell decent when i off myself, cunt.
>>2744196
I could, but I also could not.
>>2744205
JC Denton made one
>Tfw an avafag hates you and you don't even know why
>>2744204
>ERP drama, same will go for HG drama.
>Underageb& spamming pictures and spamming bullshit unless you want to see Bolin spam 24/7.
>Self-moderation that's only gonna result in complete autism.
Do you need more?
>>2744229
Life must be hard, LF
>>2744205
Denton had one, I just greifed it with lava I found
we had a mosque where we bred shebes
>>2744229
>Nepgear
>>2744139
That's a very nice way to say it! You can be a superhero regardless if you have superpowers or not!..I think.
>>2744153
...I'm 21 years old, sir. If anything I thought I was talking to a child all this time.
>>2744141
Have a nice way to your home!
Civilization!
>>2744233
Implying I give a damn whether people hate me or not.
>>2744243
if it makes you feel any better, I like you
>>2744229
>Kissu
I don't hate you, anon-kun, cause hates a strong emotion to feel for someone over the internet.
>>2744241
Of course you can, anybody with a sense of justice can become a super hero, You just gotta have enough drive, and love for JUSTICE!
>>2744250
Ok. But I already feel good? Someone hating me on the internet is not gonna change my mood.
>>2744201
Every monkey on earth armed with military weapons and as much intelligence as a human if not more so.
If I felt like i needed to put in some effort beating you. Every monkey throughout time.
>>2744241
Hmm? Well I am young but it was more of a status comparison.
>>2744205
HGA TF2 WHEN
HGA COD CLAN WHEN
HGA OVERWATCH TEAM WHEN
Who are the important avafags?
How do you tell the difference between them and the literally whos?
>>2744229
Booting...
Systems Check: Operational
Battery Levels: Fully Charged
'Hello World!'
>>2744232
>Self-moderation that's only gonna result in complete autism.
This.
Did we learn nothing from our exile in /hga/?
>>2744262
Hello girl.
>>2744259
HG Destiny team
>>2744261
The important avafags?
Me
Literally who's?
The rest
Why am I important? Well, I have the best RP ever seen in human history, my games have the best events ever written.
Post your tier lists for all ava's. Exclude your own to make it fair.
Of course S being god tier to E being garbage.
>>2744259
>HG Dark Souls 3 fight club when?
>>2744261
None of them, no one is fucking important
>>2744280
no
>>2744280
>HG tier list
We need to make one
>>2744261
You tell the difference between popular avafags and literal whos because the later either rarely show up or don't give a fuck and ignore/ barely talk to people
>>2744271
Salutations.
>She bows.
Permission to introduce myself?
Yes/No.
>>2744262
Hello again, miss Ninjabayashi.
>>2744280
S tier: Baboon
E tier: Everyone else.
>>2744289
>None of them, no one is fucking important
This is bullshit and you know it.
>>2744257
Thats a lot of monkeys...Listen i dont know whats your deal with us humans, especially since we have similar DNA. But hear me out. There is an enemy far worse than you could imagine and right now we are fighting them not to save humanity or EARTH! but the entire galaxy! so why dont you put away the grudge and lend us a hand?
>>2744302
Skadi needs to allow you to say your name? Fine, yes.
>>2744280
S tier = Aang
Rest for rest
>>2744316
I think he has a point in a roundabout way, maybe if he worded it better.
The way I see it, everyone is important to some extent.
>>2744307
Salutations.
>She extends a fist.
>>2744324
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>>2744316
this is hg, it isn't important
important to hg yes there are a lot
LF
Hoshi
Junko
Mion
all held some sort of importance and there is a lot more
>>2744280
>S-tier
Everyone
>B-tier
(You)
>C-tier
Bolin
>D-tier
Blankposters
>E-tier
that guy who used a DA-tier OC.
>Sophisto tier
Sophisto
>>2744312
Not trying to sound like a shitter but I've never understood what made Baboon so great.
>>2744289
>No one is important.
That's bullshit and you know it. There have been way popular ava's compared to others.
>>2744067
Ghi: The arena is equal. Do not test us.
>Do subsides and glares.
Rah: Thank you.
>>2744253
I have drive and love for justice! If that's what it takes to be a super hero aside of fighting Ghouls daily then I'm ready! Now I only need a suit...
>>2744257
H-How young even are you to be the president of an entire company? It's kind of...ridiculous.
>>2744332
is Sophisto higher than S-tier?
>>2744329
Ok, you Ru, I am Skadi.
so in other news ofh is nuked
I'll get a cup of coffee and host.
>>2744329
Erm, are you going to unfold that fist?
>>2744330
The only important person in that list is Hoshi.
The others did jack shit.
>>2744344
You can make yourself one, you could be the next Punisher, the punisher is cool.
>>2744345
Sophisto ascended beyond the existencial plane that is known between S and E tier, coming to the non-existent Sophisto tier.
>>2744359
Information noted; stored.
>She plays a recording of your own voice.
'Skadi'.
>>2744367
>She plays several recordings of a man's voice.
'fist bump'
'Duuudddeee'
>>2744360
I had honestly forgotten it was a thing.
They should wipe /hga/ again, shit's cringey as fuck.
>>2744332
So, where would Inkling Girl fit on there?
Shit tier: Everyone
kys-tier: Bolin
Any questions?
>>2744383
Who's voice are you playing?
So i just came back from watching Civil War and i had a thought. Why the fuck isnt there an Ant-Man ava?
fuck tony stark or cap.
>>2744394
Yes
Why did mom have to go?
>>2744344
Well im not sure, I never bothered to check in monkey years. I was never concerned about my age.
>>2744323
Accept the simian race as your rightful overlords and me as your king. Then we can talk about saving the earth.
>>2744383
You steal Skadi's voice? You impostor.
>>2744259
>overwatch team you say?
>>2744398
it's your time to shine, bucko
>>2744392
E Tier
>>2744398
How was the movie? Iron Man still a dick?
>>2744370
>what is snue and based mod
>what is the week of closed hga that could have saved everything but hoshi reclaimed and then Junko became bitchy again
>what is ofh, at least at the beginning before he turned homogay
>>2744383
Query: Most painless and clean way to kill myself.
>>2744392
-A tier.
I haven't played Splatoon, so i don't know.
This is the only important avafags.
>hoshi
>nep nep
>littlefinger
>mion
>shion
>darth vader
>booker
>nepgear
>endo
>aikawa
>penguin
>ultron
>shovel knight
>nonon
>cirno
>shorty
>okabe
>seth rollings
>ilya
>classy raven
>toph
>kana
>medusa
>satsuki
>>2744396
'Tony Hawk'
>She lightly shakes her fist in order to draw attention to it.
>>2744406
Negative.
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>>2744407
I'm up for it.
>>2744392
Loli beastiality kys tier.
>>2744398
but... the closest thing we had to either of those was superior iron man
>>2744373
But isn't that name kind of...too agressive? I was thinking of something more, professional.
>>2744404
D-Don't you feel worried about your true age? Because if a child already aquired the status of chairman of his own company...have I been defeated in life by just one child!?
check em homeboys
>>2744413
great had a little trouble with that pacing and at times i thought i was watching the bourne conspiracy but great overall and a very big yes to your second question
>>2744419
>only important avafags
>most of them are oldfags who just did nothing
>half of them don't even show up anymore
>>2744419
>ilya
kys senpai
>>2744416
Calling 'Suicide Hotline'...
Please hold.
>>2744441
Information noted; stored.
>>2744415
>what is the week of closed hga that could have saved everything
Need explanation on that one.
>>2744440
Well, obviously, the Punisher is already taken anyway.
>>2744398
>I was seriously thinking about it.
>>2744420
...What do you want me to do?
>>2744420
RU IS VOICE THEIF!
>>2744456
>throws brick
Most painless way to kill myself. NOW!
>>2744398
k did it first
>>2744419
>nep nep or Illya
>important
>>2744419
>Ilya
Wait, what? How was she important compared to someone like darth vader or hoshi?
>>2744432
>I know we probably have enough people for it. But making a balanced team would be the hard part
>>2744468
>throws chain
>>2744458
Hmmm...oh I have an idea! I'll be back in a second!
>Runss off looking for a bathroom.
>>2744419
>important
>most of them are ebin circlejerkers
>>2744360
Cokarine is offile
Mioff gave up.
Rei nuked ofh cause I baited with taking it over.
In other news, the jews did it.
>>2744440
A little not really, Im a busy man.
Perhaps, im more of a young adult or teen in monkey years anyway, i think.
>>2744419
Can someone go down the list and tell me where they are now?
>>2744457
Junko had control of hga for a week and we weren't banned on /b/ at the time so she basically locked it
it pissed off only the worst of circlejerkers scared of shitposting
then hoshi regained control through hotwheels, unlocked it and then we left /b/ without even getting banned
Why does Sol make all this autistic shit?
I mean it's neat and all, but why?
>>2744486
>le circlejerk buzzword
Stay salty failed oldfag.
>>2744419
>>ultron
I once did Ultron when I first started Hunger Games. Dropped him after the first one
>>2744478
Take your time, we got all day.
>>2744462
'fist bump'
>>2744464
Negative.
I am Ruri Ninjabayashi, an android created by the Mahogasawa Foundation.
>>2744468
Error: Aborting current task.
Assessing hull damage...
Hull Integrity: 99%
>>2744404
Yeaaaah thats not gonna happen. we still have plenty of fight left in us. I wouldn't underestimate the human fighting spirit,especially a grunts HOOAH!
>>2744519
What on Earth is a fist bump?
>>2744519
Ru is annoying!
>grabs Ruri
Ru wants death!?
New games when?
>>2744501
>Junko
>fighting for /b/
All my keks. Check your memory bucko, both were pro-/hga/.
Somebody please hurry up and host
>1 month til ive been in this mess for a whole year
Is the great baron blade le oldfag now?
>>2744476
The most obvious solution is for everyone to go Mei.
No now thread?
>>2744555
Hello Sauron
>>2744545
Even if HG stays alive till 2025, only people who joined during or before April 2015 will be an oldfag
>>2744490
Monkey years? You look fairly like a normal person,if we overlook the metalic underwear on your head and those ripped clothes.
>>2744513
>Comes back wearing a banana costume
How do I look?
>>2744555
and set ourselves up as the worst humans in the game?
>>2744533
Its like a high five or handshake but you bump fists with the other person, almost like youre punching each other
>>2744533
Data not found.
>She pulls her fist away.
>>2744537
>She reacts in no way.
Does not compute.
>>2744545
Oldfag status isn't determined by how long you've been here you dumbfuck, it's by when you joined.
>>2744583
...I mean, if you wanna man, I'm not judging, you look fine.
>>2744519
>throws 99 more bricks
Useless machine
>>2744591
What is compute! Make sense or DIE!
>>2744575
>the year is 2025
>Tricky has a daughter with Booce
>They teach her the wonders of Undertale, Tumblr, and HG.
>>2744498
shizophrenia
more thirsty then soviet but not funny like soviet, likely autistic
shitting on everyone equally
shoving the fact he's gay down everyone's throats
Being a cool dude
faking crying and peace memes
off on /b/ somewhere
playing cute lolis nonstop
still best husbando
bitch but made all our tools
crying bitch, irredeemable cancer that was liked as a gimmick
based uncle dennyman
fire cannons to pay respects
Always was autistic, still autistic, hg canon is real
I guess crying is the common answer here
gone ;-;
killing himself daily
hateposting and finishing games he will never host because he hates us now
chairforce welfare whore
still classy, still awesome
host of dead hours qt miku
still autistic but nowhere near as mad as many others
grats kiwi
dunno
>>2744542
were you here september or are you just basing this off lol sanc
this really happened
everyone who was there at the time can back me up
>>2744591
Why would you want me to provide a "fist bump" when you don't even have data on it?
>>2744609
>tfw you'll never find your true love via HG
>>2744583
>metallic underwear
You calling my peak point helmet underwear?! Its only designed to look this way because i wanted to keep my hair intact!
>>2744584
It's a price we're willing to pay. We're the anti-fun squad
>>2744596
This works too. Group meetup when?
>>2744609
>THIS IS NOT A FUTURE I SUPPORT!
>>2744596
>I did that once on the japan map. We won to say the least. Just think, he use to have a Reinhardt shield in front of him.
>>2744476
>balanced team
>offensive:
>1 tank
>1 support
>1 builder
>3 offense
>defensive:
>1 offense
>1 support
>others tank/builders
>>2744606
Self-Repair Mode: Activated.
>>2744607
Does not compute.
>>2744633
Computing...
Permission to share video file?
Yes/No.
>>2744632
Old Nep was thirsty or the newest one?
>>2744602
>poses
Ghouls don't know what made them slide off the ground and land on their imminent death!
>>2744637
But there are plenty of products to keep your hair in the shape and form of your liking! May I suggest a few branded items?
>>2744662
>shoves Ruri away
Skadi annoyed with this place, Skadi will go next door.
>>2744666
Old
>>2744259
>HGA OVERWATCH TEAM WHEN
y e s
e
s
>>2744666
Old Nep, so Uni/Eruna.
>>2744632
>He actually did what I asked him.
Thanks bro.
You're right, Dead hour Miku QT3.14 is really great
>>2744666
Old Nep. Admitted it once saying they were jealous of Nepgear getting more attention than them
>>2744688
no deal nymph-chan a shit.
>>2744662
Пpивeт тoвapищ
>>2744632
How am I funny sometimes?
>>2744666
old
see: Eruna
absolutely the worst shit I've seen in this community
>>2744648
Whatever you do, do not go completely Mcree.
God, we were stomped that round...
>>2744653
>people tend to play what they want and go for kills over objective. Sad life, but a full team of Reinhardt is like playing spartans.
>>2744638
>antifun for life.
>>2744688
>that's what me and Reinhardt are discussing
>>2744259
Count me in
>>2744700
fuck off littlecuck
>>2744686
Never really paid attention to how the older one acted, mostly just scrolled through the posts
>>2744632
>All these assumptions
Yukine trying to fit in as usual.
Don't be surprised no one likes you when you talk shit in people's backs.
>>2744259
>Medic said there was an HG TF2 team but didn't work out for him
>>2744682
You know what, you'll be great, just get some Banana themed gadgets and you'll be the best super hero.
>>2744682
No no i mean if it was like a proper helmet my hair would be covered!
>>2744708
>inb4 defeat
>learning from mistakes
>or falling down to the Elo of absolute 0.
guys
please
host
please
i
beg
you
>>2744701
you don't sperg when people call you thirsty, funny memes. You generally have a sense of humor about how this community continuously shits on you for stuff everyone else does
>>2744720
it's not behind their backs, this is what I say to their face
>>2744680
>A USB cord is slowly released from her mouth.
>>2744685
Information noted; stored.
Farewell.
>>2744701
'Cyкa блять, иди нaхyй'
Salutations.
>>2744708
I can fill the healer slot easily.
You are all cunts and i wish you remain cunts for the rest of your days. Kill yourself.
Goodnight.
>>2744688
Btw, you have a shit waifu.
>>2744742
It's not because you say it with the reaction image of an anime character that it changes the amount of bullshit there is in your post.
>>2744708
So, should we actually do this? It sounds fun.
>>2744743
How are you robot?
>>2744742
I usually take the saying to heart, "Bullets and Grenades may blow your head apart but words should never hurt me"
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