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Let's have a robot thread.
>>2687853
Is there a work-safe variant of that image? I'd love to be able to share that with people.
Thoughts on "Susie" from the newest Kirby game Planet Robobot?
>>2687853
That should also have
>Omnissiaha tier:
>hollowed out human skull
![1514353%20-%20Glitch%20Starbound[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zuNaLwY.png "1514353%20-%20Glitch%20Starbound[1]")
>>2687853
Finally, a thread I've always wanted without even knowing it!
>>2694290
>>2694443
Great taste.
pls dont die
>>2702991
who is she?
I want to fuck Blade Wolf.
>>2703960
some jap thing
Let's not.
>>2714653
Those things really did have strangely nice asses.
>>2714653
Need more Metal Gears
>All this porn of D.VA
>Nothing of her mech
I want to fuck that mech!
He was a cyborg before but He might as well be a robot now due to "Triborg" being built by Special Forces.
>>2715189
Triborg is Special Forces?
Didn't know that, I didn't get the new character pack
>>2715213
Built by them but not with them.
It's one of those science project gone wrong deals
>>2715255
Ah I see. One thing I thought was really cool of them was to add a secret character in the DLC. Cyber Sub-Zero
>>2715274
Yeah he seems like a cool addition to the regular three bots in X, I wish they gave him his MK9 mask to make him stand out from Smoke but oh well.
I wanted a MK9 Cyber Sub skin for Regular Sub-Zero but this was even better.
But I haven't gotten around to playing him or Smoke yet.
bump
I want assaultron pussy
>>2714822
>>2714830
I didn't want this feel.
>>2714666
You might be mixing up gekkos with sahalenthropus
>>2726995
Aye
Post Robutts
Do warframes count?
>>2751187
'Suppose so
>>2751331
then that's wonderful like this butt.
I was pretty weirded out by warframes bio-tech nature, but damn they do make for some great robutts
anyone have the original of this?
>>2752007
This is probably the only time I've found a footjob to be attractive, hot damn.
>>2755305
I thought the image was the original.
>>2751901
T-This kind of titfucking is strangely hot.
>>2759000
I meant without the two towergirls blocks added in, I guess I could just remove them but I'm a giant lazy faggot
>>2766390
I think it's called nipplefucking.
>>2772771
It's also physically impossible, and if someone attempted it IRL it would likely kill the female.
>>2778006
Well, duh. It's a fantasy fetish.
On my quest to find Assaultron smut, I came across something peculiar: KL-E-0, smothering someone with her rubber breasts.
...In the form of a POV audio file, using voiceclips from the game; complete with script.
I shit you not. Sharing for giggles.
http://pastebin.com/5c5BDMU3
>>2780966
Oh wow anon, that was actually pretty well put together.
Since you're looking for some assaultron smut, have you read any of this yet? http://sexualassaultron.tumblr.com/post/135737406574/kle0philia-chapter-one
>>2782020
I have not, but planning to change that (right now). Thanks for sharing!
>>2782274
No problem anon, just post some more robutts if you got 'em.
look at this character
>>2787391
A bit too human looking for my tastes honestly.
>>2787475
i don't care about this character so i'm releasing it here for you guys to have [spoiler] and make porn of [/spoiler]
>>2687853
>watch chappie with my friend tonight
>three quarters of the way through the movie I realize with sudden clarity that I am extremely attracted to the robot, which has no sexual characteristics whatsoever
What in god's name is happening to me
>>2788327
iunno anon, maybe he had a winning personality. That or you simply might be attracted to the detail in how it moves. He's very well animated.
>>2788327
Chappie was the one robot in the world I couldn't sexualize, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>2788743
I don't know, that's why I'm here
>>2786970
Erection status: 100%
robump
>>2794222
okay, but I'm running out and on one else is really posting anything.
These bots have squishy parts. Hope you don't mind
Anybody got some robocock?
page 10
>>2795656
>>2803471
pls no
>>2785980
Did she cook that herself? In her robo-uterus?
>>2813681
yes
>>2752260
I love the fact that their basically nanite infested corpses with the minds of children, with the aforementioned corpse likely being the parent of the aforementioned child, and that on top of this it should be quite possible for them to Fuck their original bodies and feel it from both perspectives.
Warframes are extremely fetishy in both concept and design when you think about it.
This thread need more alpha 5
Drossel Von Flugel is probably my favorite bots personality-wise. The way she learns things is pretty quirky, plus she is THICC
Is Vexus welcome here?
>>2819613
Of course
>>2819280
>>2821898
Any more?
>>2788327
Cute accent and general innocence
A nice robot look that isn't too smooth or organic
It's not my thing, but I can see why.
>>2815570
Aww, that's so thoughtful of her. I wonder if she can make bread in there.
Aren't robot threads usually made on /d/?
Unless this one is here for some special reason. I haven't been to /d/ in a long time, maybe it's gotten slower.
>>2826455
/aco/ actually
Have no idea why there's a thread here
>>2827423
Oh yeah, everything fun got barred from /d/ with the creation of /aco/, how could I forget.
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
>>2827463
You violated my mother
>>2819280
ay ay ay
>>2807595
Midna? ...Are you a robot?
>>2829420
Does kinda look like her
>you will never upgrade your robo-girlfriend's firmware and ask her if she feels any different
>you will never maintain 10 backup copies of her data in different geographical locations for maximum redundancy
>>2831945
I could never love a robot for this reason.
If I make a copy and the original is lost, it's like she's dead and I'm replacing her with an identical personality.
Imagine cloning a real girl and then replacing her with the clone when she dies in a car accident. Not exactly the same concept but very similar and certainly not something I could live with.
If it was just a sexbot though (or prostitute in the case of the real girl), then no problem.
>>2833390
I don't know how to feel about this
>>2833545
Or this
>>2833545
There's gotta be a joke somewhere in this
>>2838292
It's three in the morning, where's the fucking joke
>>2827423
>Have no idea why there's a thread here
We can post both western and eastern porn here
The thing about /trash/ is there's no stupid squabbling about eastern or western art, or "is this furry" about anything that isn't human. So why not post here instead?
>>2850448
I like that about here
>>2846549
I'm sure Carlos will grace us with a terrible pun eventually.
Then I will tell him to eat shit.
>>2819524
She's my favorite too, for those reasons
And she can be really cute
Any more robo-butt?
>>2833545
>No sense jizzing over spilt milk
>Milk, it gives you strong bone(r)s
>Blood and rust? Try milk and steel.
>>2857936
Do bonkles count as robots?
>>2858876
If not, they should do
>>2858067
Good job.
Now eat shit.
>>2857936
Official Disney Chass
>>2861016
Noice
How long can this thread go on?
>>2866040
Shit dude
My home. Finally, my home. I found my home.
A home where people share my fetish of faceless faces.
It's just robots, but still.
Home.
I'm so happy. I thought I was alone in this.
>>2867779
>just robots
Anon... robots can be anything though! You just have to follow your dreams
>>2868729
No anon. I mean that I love faceless faces even on humans.
Many faps were had to [spoiler]homestuck Mom Lalonde. I was not aware of Martian Queen until much later.[/spoiler]
>>2868780
I feel you there. I was watching a JAV toku parody and loving it... for the 30 seconds before they pulled her helmet off. And it happens every time.
>>2868908
I don't even understand how that fetish work. Or when I got it.
>>2869003
Why contain it? S'cool.
>>2869073
Oh. I am not talking about containing it. I am just wondering as to what brain part it pushes and how that it turns my dick into steel.
>>2869119
I'm sure a psych would say something about women issues. But my guess, personally, is just a mix of liking the aesthetic, the exotic nature of it, and maybe the mystery as well.
>>2869159
It's hard for me to answer the women issues, but aesthetic and exotic nature, definitely.
I believe this is a robot.
>>2827463
Technically, Patricia's a cyborg.
An extensive cyborg, but a cyborg nonetheless.
[spoiler]I got to thinking a while back that it's why she's such good friends with Gendarmor, since she's so far gone that she doesn't count as 'human' any more, so he's not bound by the Laws of Robotics.[/spoiler]
>>2869159
that looks cute
I want to slap Drossel's thicc
>>2869119
What facelessness? There's something about a blank canvas
>page 10 bump
>>2868908
I definitely know that feeling for toku stuff.
If you ever want toku porn where they don't take off the helmet, look out for GIRO-45, part 3 to be specific.
>>2689553
There. Now you can shock your normie friends in moderation.
Anyone got any robots that look like they were built for function that still look sexy?
I'm looking for some inspiration.
>became friends with an artist on /vg/
>find out he's really good at drawing robots
>commission him all the time cute robot girls
>he eventually stops delivering as often
>months go by without a reply
>he stops updating his tumblr
>he gets hired for some kickstarter project that goes nowhere and isn't paying him
>he still owes me a drawing
I don't know if he found me annoying or what. I thought I was decent to him, and I never pressured him to finish his work. I just miss seeing his drawings pop up in my email to brighten up my day.
>>2869234
It's one of Gynoid-Herring's characters drawn by Rakihiro/Dreikaze.
It is most certainly a robot.
>>2888471
where did raki go, anyway? He owes me a drawing from December, and he hasn't posted on tumblr for awhile.
>>2888569
yeah I am. It seems like I have awful luck with commissioning artists and then eventually never hearing from them again. I just thought I was jinxed.
>>2888586
Can't speak to the other artist(s) you've dealt with, but Raki's a good friend when he's active. I'm not sure what's going on with him, honestly, and I hope he's ok, miss seeing his art pop up and bullshitting about things with him.
>>2888694
Well, I hope I hear something from him soon. Its really hard to find reliable robot artists these days.
I really miss homelessdude.
>>2689678
She's the final boss. Anytime a cute character appears, they become the final boss.
>>2702483
The moan this drew from me woke up my dog... My dog sleeps outside.
>>2821478
I wanna fuck the gay robot.
>>2707636
I want to get fucked by Bladewolf.
>>2888720
Just heard from Raki, apparently I forgot I'd turned off Skype when I went to bed. I think I know you already too(the one with the egg-laying robot?).
>>2888907
egg-laying robot? I don't do any art myself. I write sometimes, but that's about it.
>>2888948
Nah, there was just a guy who comm'd a bunch of egg-laying robot stuff.
>>2888967
Ah, no worries.
>>2887984
>no replies
I am posting this kitten as an expression of my anger.
>>2889066
That robot is a model smothered in decoraction, real robots have hydraulics!
>>2889086
okay fine. jeeze.
>>2889092
Mmm, dose actuators mang.
>>2889092
Noice
Does anyone has that cómic wit>>2687853
h arcee and jack
>>2888789
Speaking of gay robots
Anyone got any Gay CC3P0?
>>2896637
Are you okay?
Robutts best butts
>>2904843
Truth
I can't wait until I can't use captcha without lying.
Do avatars and fully enclosing exoskeletons count
>>2906373
Mmm... avatars yes, the other thing, as long as they keep the helmet on,maaaaybe...
>>2906373
Oh baby
/wf/ on /aco/. You're welcome.
>>2888762
[spoiler]
actually she helps you take down the final boss, but only because she doesn't want to die.
[/memespoiler]
what do you guys think of this robot?
she is from a game that is being made by a anon on the rpg maker general
>>2909107
Not doing it for me, but I'm not a fan of faux hair on robots. Like that mass effect one. Also the suit. Meh.
It's a fine design, but not what I like in my robutts.
>>2909107
Looks like a cutie to me. I love me some screen-faces
What about normie technology?
>shrugs
Would you date Nokia-chan?
>>2941021
Yes.
>>2942434
But could you push her buttons in all the right ways?
