HG thread.
168th Express Games, night three.
After the Mayhem of today, surely you guys are hungry.
>>2651175
Hey guys, can I take refuge here?
>>2651186
sure, no daddy to give you cummies though.
>>2651138
O-Only a few more minutes, I guess.
>>2651178
They looked just like paper! You can fool me and my amazing 13/14 eyesight!
>>2651175
I'd be embarrassed too.
>>2651118
Like everything.
Like, what is that? Why is her skin purple?
Get you some iron babe. Eat some spinach.
>>2651128
No no man, no skin off my back, I got time.
>>2651186
Run.
>>2651157
E-excuse you, I am a man of consent.
>>2651192
We have NO time for that! You look very busy yourself, you needn't burden yourself with me, I insist.
>>2651186
Who would I be to refuse?
>>2651118
Every single part of her.
>>2651130
You're implying a whole lot now aren't you? You should probably consider a lobotomy to reconsider those words.
>Mukuro > Ibuki=Ryouko=Junko > Rest of the trash > Mikan=Touko > Sonia > Hiyoko. I cba making the entire list right now as there's so much garbage.
>>2651140
I already have to deal with more than just one idiot, can you at least recommend me some manga that doesn't put the commoners surrounding me on one line with the manga I'm supposed to be reading for fun?
>>2651163
I agree, it would make it a lot easier for me to deal with all of them.
>>2651186
Depends on whether you're another idiot trying to be another drop in the pond or an actual talentful being.
>>2651102
It is still nice, which I appreciate, even if it is fleetingly.
>>2651106
No amount of punishment can erase crimes!
>>2651218
She gave consent, jyst wasn't expecting it to be that way
>>2651175
I feel like i just made a terrible mis-
>>2651178
Hahaha!
Set my sights in the game.
It is hopeless to set your sights now idiot!
>>2651186
Just be careful.
I am here to kill people.
Like that Anon who called me trash yesterday.
We will never the likes of him ever again.
>>2651186
...ERP in that bad of shape?
>>2651175
Are you all right?
>>2651103
Hm. I'd say something more, but I'm sure there's something more useful I could be doing now.
>>2651128
>>2651218
Heh, is that all it takes?
>>2651241
S-She's cute...
>>2651240
Implying I'd need permission to speak down to such a horrifying creature as that woman.
>>2651220
She's best girl by far.
How can a girl be so best?
>While everyone was ready to lynch out Nagito, it was Sonia all by herself who prevented them to pull a move they'll regret.
>While Fuyuhiko was throwing out threats and insults, Sonia actually can keep him on a leash. Literally told him to cease the bickering. Know what happened? He obeyed.
>Dared to actually talk smack to Fuyuhiko by pointing out he's being a coward for threatening girls.
>Except for Kazuichi she's treating everyone with utmost kindness.
>The one person who is safe to say she would not kill.
>Except for Hiyoko's accident, she's wearing a complete white vest from start to finish.
>Not Chiaki, not Nagito but Sonia has by far the highest agree points and even brings up crucial information and topics without them.
Sonia seems "off" with her interest towards serial killers and love for horror movies or Novoselics odd culture, but they actually managed to make them flaws to tolerate.
Watching a horror movie with a legit princess who enjoys your company? What's not to like?
You don't even have to be something that special when a fucking chuuni was able to make her swoon.
Just don't be Kazuichi. But that requires being a total fucking pathetic loser.
>>2651186
SURE, BUT I MUST ASK. WHAT ARE "CUMMIES"?
>>2651175
The events of this feast are half-disappointing, half-satisfying. I'll count that as a success.
>>2651186
So, what is happening over there this time..?
>>2651218
Man, do not worry about me, I got tons of banked vacation time.
Let's get this party started!
>>2651240
Just some life advice, it aint safe here, you'll develop sickle-cell anemia.
>>2651220
and things would be... better
>>2651270
I'm not buying.
>>2651186
Is that a wish? You ask a wish of me, a powerful demon?
Kukuku... I hope you're ready to pay the price.
>>2651212
>She starts crying again.
D-dey're weal!
>>2651238
How foolish of you... You doubt my powers as a mighty demon!
Now that I have come across you, your escape is impossible! That is, unless you've come to ask me for a wish?
>She grins.
Then, and only then, might I make an exception.
>>2651233
Th-these are nothing but baseless accusations.
>>2651251
All it takes to what..?
>>2651280
Ah! That's a wonderful idea! You should take a vacation, very very far away.
>>2651265
>he's a Soniafag
>>2651270
Bomb flavor!?
>>2651231
Well I have to take good care of my toys, don't I?
I'd hate for them to break!
>>2651265
This smells like fake perfume and some worthless princess trying to tell me something.
>>2651288
>>2651303
I agree, it'd get rid of one idiot in this place.
>>2651299
>baseless
So the screaming and bedboard banging against the wall was such?
>>2651303
>he's an actual fag
>>2651270
Tenya gets his glasses broken, that's pretty much it.
>>2651294
How many times are you going to burst into tears?
>>2651267
You should ask yourself that haha!
Goddamn virgins.
>>2651294
You don't look very demonic to me.
Hahaha!
Why make an exception, you're just removing my fun!
>>2651318
B T F O
T
F
O
>>2651299
Fantastic! I'll spread your legend to distant lands!
>>2651308
I-If you are going to be like that, could you just call me subject?
>>2651318
>he's not am actual fag
Pls go
>>2651308
>takes cake
>carries away
>>2651220
How about Oyasumi punpun?
Dubs+ decides my new ava.
>>2651299
To make you rest easy. I didn't leave you in the dust that quickly, did I?
>>2651312
He wouldn't be gone...
>>2651318
>implying I'm not an Ibukifag
pls go
good bantz though
>>2651328
Really? Calling someone a faggot on 4chan constitutes beating the fuck out now?
HG is so summer.
>>2651349
Fluorite has his impatience tested
>>2651357
>not being a Mahirufag
Ibuki's great, but Mahiru needs recognition too.
>>2651326
Y-you're makin' fun ub mee!
>>2651327
Gaze upon my horns, and tremble! They are proof enough that I am a demon!
>>2651358
I'm not a summerfag, I've been here for one whole week!
>>2651327
What is wrong with that?
>>2651344
How about I just stick to my BnoHA, I'd prefer to read something that is actually worth my time.
>>2651357
Sadly he wouldn't. It'd make it a lot more comfortable if he just kept his words and his ugh, cringeworthy speech to himself.
>>2651360
There was nothing in it for me, so why should I listen to you
>>2651360
Coward...!
>Futo will never win an Express game
>>2651360
Damnit
>>2651335
You're being submissive? What a change of pace...
>She crumples her candy's wrapper and tosses it on the ground beside her.
>>2651338
>
>>2651360
OUR FIRST PEACEFUL SLIDE
I'm proud yet disappointed
>>2651379
>not two weeks on 4chan
newfag pls go
>>2651348
Yuki Takeya
>>2651357
>liking the autistic girl out of the bunch
Well, at least you have a lot in common with her.
>>2651373
You're making it too easy to make fun of you! You come at me with all this "Haha, I'm a demon" stuff and you expect me to believe that some little girls holds that much power!? It's absolutely ludicrous!
>>2651382
You read that junk? Isn't that for kids?
>>2651396
F
>>2651385
>But you have 3 wins anyway
>>2651396
Why is the game called "Kill Kuga" ?
>>2651407
A pussy is a pussy nigga.
>>2651407
>Ibuki
>Autistic
>Not Mikan
>>2651414
FINAL THREE
PLACE BETS I GUESS
>>2651400
Can't argue with that.
>>2651315
...
Y-you can not prove these claims.
>>2651334
You truly wish to waste your time spreading these rumors?
>>2651353
Of course not, I still feel the piercing pain of your teasing, reaching deep into the pits of my heart.
>>2651392
>He goes and picks up the wrapper.
No, I do not care much for these names, but even I realize the implications being called someone's toy may bring and I would rather you not call me it because of that.
>>2651373
Uhh.
You still don't look demonic enough.
Even Vlad looks way more scary and intimidating than you.
>>2651381
Perhaps you have not even see your own dick in action.
Whatever. Virgins will be forever be a virgin I guess.
>>2651408
You leave me no choice but to prove myself once more!
>Wings erupt from her back again.
Kukuku... Do not be afraid, mortal! Touch them!
Consider this your one and only free gift.
>>2651414
>I know, but Futo seems to rarely win games anyways
>>2651429
Such a shame, Lady Sanae.
>>2651408
I wouldn't say so. It's rather interesting at times, you should give it a try when you find yourself the time. It's better than reading about 6 idiots when the entire world is overcrowded with idiocy.
RINGABEL RAPED UTSUTSU
>>2651429
God damn C4
>>2651430
Incase you're being serious, the sauce on her is Gakkou Gurashi
>>2651371
no, not my thing
>>2651382
If you were to die right now you would be stuck like me, forever.
>>2651407
but muh aesthetic and music
>tfw want to ava a qt
>tfw don't know where to look because it feels like all the good ones are taken
>>2651431
I'm a 2 good deeds a day kinda guy.
>>2651456
Dead serious. Thanks mate,
>>2651460
The world still needs me to create perfection so I won't leave it just yet. As long as that woman stays out of my way I'll be fine.
>>2651431
*nonchalantly* Or I could join the others you're talking with and spread rumors just as happily as they are. Would you like that instead?
>>2651429
FINALE
INALEFINALEFINALEFINALE
N
A
L
E
>>2651465
>do nora
>>2651443
>he picks a few feathers from your wings
Hey, thanks! I've been meaning to get me some of these!
>>2651447
On the contrary! We've sold tons and tons just from our series! We're one of the best series out there, and that's not even including the newer series!
>>2651440
You think I care for your opinion on the matter, you rat?
>>2651465
>I'd give you one, but I'm too attached to my avas
>>2651465
Tell me which one you wanted
>>2651448
B-BASELESS ACCUSATIONS.
>>2651466
How do you ever plan to spread this rumor so far and wide?
>>2651472
No, definitely not.
Because I don't doubt that you could.
>>2651484
Idiots usually pander to idiots. Considering how many in this world are idiots... It just adds up.
>>2651478
>>2651441
We have barely met. Please r-refrain from talking about my genitals.
>>2651487
Iida.
>>2651493
Exactly. Autistic as fuck.
>>2651465
>Tfw want to ava a qt just for dem (You)s
>can't make them interesting for the life of you
>>2651478
Congratulations Janus, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2651441
They are not for intimidation, they are simply what mark me as a demon.
Now then, mortal...
>She slowly raises an arm, pointing dramatically.
Your time has come to its end.
>>2651484
O-ow! Ow! Stop that!
P-put those down, those are dangerous!
>>2651493
I fuck whatever has a pussy and doesn't look too bad.
>>2651495
I was thinking the same way Islam spread spread.
With blood and fire.
>>2651516
Congratulations, Janus!
Thou hast mine thanks, Lady Mokou.
>>2651516
Thanks for playing, everyone
>>2651508
Pardon?
>>2651478
>>2651516
Congratulations Janus
>>2651534
You have my thanks Host.
>>2651495
i have photographic evidence
>>2651534
Thanks for hosting mate
>>2651534
>700 hours in PS
>>2651516
>>2651534
>Thanks for hosting.
>>2651534
Thanks for hosting Mokou and good night everyone !
>>2651495
See? The bell doesn't toll for you just yet.
>>2651516
>>2651534
Adequately done, player and host.
>>2651536
You look like an interesting one. What's your deal, exactly?
>>2651547
>And the unclaimed.
>>2651534
Thank you for the game.
>>2651536
Call me Iida, but not rat, Akane.
>>2651516
>>2651534
Grats imperial.
>>2651545
My god.
>>2651519
>Slaps your face
cut the crap out.
You're starting to bore me over the sound that you're making.
I just want the games to finish and it just did.
>>2651516
Thanks for the games.
Whatever.....
Host another game. I really want to get in this time.
>>2651534
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>2651545
Where are her arms?
>>2651478
>>2651516
Good job, citizen!
>>2651497
Excuses, excuses! You can say whatever you want, but that doesn't mean I'm not a successful NEET!
If you must you could at least look at it as us taking advantage of other people's attention spans.
>>2651519
Huh? They're just feathers. Calm down a little bit, please.
>>2651534
Thank you for the game, Mokou!
>>2651534
Thank you for hosting.
Can someone help me?
>>2651526
I...I can't say I agree with your methods.
>>2651545
This means nothing! Though those are some impeccable artistry skills, I'll admit.
>>2651534
Ah, thank you for this event!
>>2651552
Hmmm? What do you mean?
>>2651563
You're in no position to be making requests, worm.
>>2651534
Grats, thanks for hosting.
>>2651552
Very funny, Raven. I bet you have quite a few secrets to hide.
>>2651599
Board the fucking yacht, what are you, fucking retarded?
>>2651601
We'll say we're protecting them from your degeneracy, as the legions march across the foreign lands.
>>2651572
>She stands there dumbfounded, but after a short moment of silence she breaks into tears.
Y-you hit me...
>>2651581
Those are no ordinary feathers!
Each is able to influence the desires of a person, leading them to sin!
>>2651581
Yet you have no money or anything. You're a NEET with success but when it has done absolutely nothing at all with that success you're just as plain and asinine as the common folk without talent.
>>2651599
Uninstall.exe, that should do the trick. While you're at it, run it on your brain.
>>2651607
Gib
>>2651618
IT'S NOT LOADING THE INSIDE OF THE YACHT!!!
>>2651599
Board the Yacht, anon, it says it right there, are you stupid or something?
>>2651545
>Ringadong's dick is as big as his leg
Gee, I wonder who drew this.
>>2651630
GET IN THE FUCKING YACHT SHINJI
>>2651601
its true its true all of it is true the money the drugs its all true
>>2651630
BOARD THE GODDAMN YACHT, FUCK.
>>2651602
The demented look on your face and your...colorful comments, mainly.
>>2651611
You'd be a rich bachelor, if only just.
>>2651599
Alt F4
You fucked up.
>>2651622
Is a demon crying?
Hahahahaha!
And she calls herself a demon!
>>2651628
Oh fine~!
>>2651630
KILL THOSE GUYS IN COLD BLOOD!
>>2651602
I should have left you on the floor unconscious for somebody else.
>>2651637
He's an amputee you heartless bastard.
>>2651649
>>2651650
I am in the Yatcht and I can't see shit.
>>2651622
>he continues to pluck more off
Sorry, but I don't sin. I may be a NEET that has anger problems and that wants to bang an idol, but I don't sin.
>>2651623
Th-that's for comedic purposes only!
>>2651665
TURNS ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS, YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!
>>2651658
>pet
>>2651665
>that hotbar
Nigga, you'd best be trolling me right now.
>>2651652
You're calling my appearance demented? You seem to be putting off a great example yourself.
>>2651661
Hmm?
>>2651621
Right! We must protect these souls at all costs.
>>2651643
Y-you can't feel me, phantom! I won't fall for your tricks.
>>2651652
Well, now I'm intrigued. I have always wondered what's in that head of yours, though a bit too intimidated to find out.
>>2651677
B-baka.
>>2651653
St-stobbit alweady!
I weally am!
>>2651671
W-wait! This is for your own safety, please put them back!
>>2651671
So living like someone with a mental deficiency is just for comedic purpose? How fascinating to see your mind struggle to keep up with your own words.
>>2651702
Those who do not submit will be slain out of mercy to protect them from the accursed Rignabel!
>>2651698
Rather than wake you up, I should have left you on the floor for some degenerate to ogle you so you can learn to appreciate me better.
>>2651698
Yes, because I totally have a look on my face like I want to burn an orphanage.
>>2651702
There's enough in there, I assure you. Your life has been interesting, and so has mine, to put it mildly.
>>2651702
>feel
>I-I totally meant fool*
>>2651724
H-how do you know my name?!
>>2651712
Hey, you realize these are really nice feathers, right? I wonder how much I could get for them!
>>2651717
It is! Haven't you seen TV nowadays? That's practically how everything is now! Everyone's a NEET loser that likes anime. it's how the pander to people!
>>2651712
Fine fine fine!
Crybaby demon.
>>2651732
Said degenerate would still be making more romantic progress than you have with "your Aizawa".
>She snickers.
>>2651739
Burn down an orphanage you say?
first 24
I CAN'T SEE SHIT!!!!!
>>2651782
Choromatsu
>>2651755
>She sniffles as her tears return.
C-c'mon! Gib dem back!
I'm being sewious!
>>2651768
I'm not a cwybaby!
>>2651782
Mahiru's Arm
>>2651782
Fujiwara no Mokou
Daily reminder that Ringabel robs banks, is connected to underground crime rings, is involved in the international drug trade, has silenced people trying to uncover him, and steals from his friends and family all to pay for the dates he goes on with his two bit whores.
>>2651782
Maria and Harusame
>>2651782
Karen Shirogane
>>2651773
I've already accepted that I came out too strong with Aizawa, I am content with bothering for the rest of my existence.
>>2651793
FOLLOW THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING TARGET YOU RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT!
>>2651782
Casey Neistat
>>2651773
Hm, sorry I said anything. I guess that answers one thing...
>>2651782
Matsuda
>>2651755
Yet here I am, the Ultimate Neurologist. I'm not the only one in here with an actual talent, there's plenty more. They might be retarded or simply be special at worthless talents but they still have their own jobs and what-not.
>>2651811
Two bit should be hyphenated to indicate that the whores are two-bit, not that he has a pair of bit whores. Whatever those are.
>>2651782
Rick Grimes
Baki Hanma
>>2651782
Osamu Dazai
>>2651782
Mononobe no Futo
>>2651782
Mordred
>>2651799
Well you're crying so hard right now!
>>2651782
Akane-chan
>>2651815
Is that so? You'll have to step up your game if you truly wish to offend a being of my status.
>>2651811
HE IS? WELL IT'S HIGH TIME HE IS BROUGHT INTO JUSTICE!
>>2651749
>puts a collar on you
IT'S JAIL TIME!
>>2651782
Madoka
>>2651782
Eggman-kun
>>2651782
Lapis fucking Lazuli
>>2651782
Friendship Sapceman
>>2651782
Kevin Owens
>>2651843
I did that when I knocked your lights out.
>>2651782
DUDE WEED LMAO
What happens to Cruz' delegates now that he's out?
>>2651799
Why don't you try taking it back? You did say you were some super evil demon girl, so you should have no problem taking things from others.
>>2651828
SO you understand? It's not my fault people take comfort in that kind of stuff. It's a slippery slope that most people fall down in hope of feeling like they aren't the only ones in this world that're faulty.
>>2651826
And what is that, exactly?
>>2651866
Oh? That is nothing in comparison to what I could do to you. I've already forgotten about it.
>>2651871
Saaaaaaaay, I know how to bail you out of jail time.
>>2651894
You're the one who put me in jail!
>>2651822
Don't do this
>>2651840
>She sniffles, wiping up her tears with a hanky.
I'b not!
>>2651878
P-pwease?
>>2651907
>I didn't stop with Darling, I'm not stopping with Juri
>>2651903
No, I put you on a collar, now do we have a deal?
>>2651904
Hm?
>>2651878
And you're amongst them. I understand, but I also understand that if we want to strife to perfection we'll never ever get anywhere if we keep the untalented around.
>>2651891
god damn that pistol is a full on meme
>>2651922
Oh. Never mind.
>>2651933
I'm confused.
>>2651919
She's too hot for these threads.
>>2651927
You could basically call me the Ultimate Actor, or maybe the ultimate sextuplet, since I'm the best Mastuno.
>Starts making the fuck on everyone
WHO IS THE UNIVERSE'S AWESOMEST EVILDOER?
>>2651951
>You can't stop me, anon, its happening
>>2651959
IRC.
>character name (#).filetype
>image.filetype
>file.filetype
>#.filetype
get out
>>2651892
That is the silver-lining, you do not really put your hands on me at all.
>>2651970
I bet you're tons of fun at parties.
Post a picture of another ava.
>>2651922
What do you have to offer? I'm willing to spend the time if you don't have the goods.
>>2651970
>naming all 1500 of the files in your mains folder
>>2651972
I do recall saying I don't wish to break my toys.
>>2651970
>creative unique name.filetype
>>2651991
>>2651914
That's a different stature as opposed to when you threaten me just now.
>>2651970
>tfw made the filenames when drunk and have tried to name files in a similar fashion but it feels retarded
Souda was a mistake
>>2651988
Don't steal my lines, faggot.
>>2651993
You'll be my slave for the rest of the day, and you'll find me all the tacos on this place.
>>2651991
>>2651991
I fucking wish.
>>2651968
>>2651968
HAAAAAAAAAATER
ALRIGHT!
WHO SET THE RECORD FOR GALACTIC EXPLOSION STUFF?
>>2652009
Link!...
>Blake
>>2652014
Fraid its mine now, sorry not sorry.
>>2652005
Yet you let me do it to you? I won't argue with your logic.
>>2652029
I DON'T KNOW!
YEAH WOOOOO!
>>2652017
We need more V mouthed avas
>>2652015
Wh-why on Earth would I want to be your slave?
...Don't answer that.
>>2652034
http://orig04.deviantart.net/97cd/f/2015/340/9/2/juri_sketch_by_liyart-d9ia42j.jpg
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/4/48222/1274559-20100106_juri.jpg
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/square_medium/11/115901/2109093-jurisfxt2.png
http://orig06.deviantart.net/c367/f/2012/301/6/1/juri_han_by_garretdejiko-d5j64gi.jpg
http://www.game-art-hq.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Juri-Han-will-be-in-SFV-Street-Fighter-V.jpg
>>2652044
HAAAAATER
ALRIGHT
I'll be here all week, babe
>>2652067
>Ga-Garnet, that you, bae?
>Thanks
summoning hikki
>>2652058
Because I have the keys to that collar, and I'll eat it.
>>2652010
>She stops crying, her face bright red.
I'm a demon! Honest!
Who are the biggest autists here and why?
>>2652046
I'm not happy
>>2652046
I second this
>>2652076
>Takes the bait
>>2652072
That was one of the worst things I have ever heard, please never ever consider a singing career, thank you.
>>2652040
My life is eternal whereas yours is both short and meaningless.
>>2652078
I'll have to get it out of you, one way or another.
>>2652079
...You stop that.
>>2652082
Roleplayers are the most Autistic.
>>2652082
Gogo
>>2652086
Being a sponge fuhking sucks.
>>2652082
Sol, Lambda, a LOT of the other midfags. Use your imagination.
>>2652082
This
>>2652105
Fucking faggots lmao.
>>2652102
Lucky for you, the next one is too big for 4chan.
>>2652102
>tightens the collar and twists it back.
>>2652061
I'm taking this.
>>2652100
Really? What happens if...
>pulls out a machete
Hold still
>>2652082
Hoshi.
>fails at interpreting basic social cues
>incapable of understanding when he is at fault
>needs to be in control of the situation or he is uncomfortable
Guy's textbook.
>>2652073
>My pleasure
>>2652100
You can try as hard as you like to make yourself sound awful, but I know it isn't true. Not all true anyways.
>>2652125
I'll fight you for it.
>>2652082
I firmly believe that Soviet and Mii are actually autistic.
>>2652098
Well, DUH. You didn't hear the entire song!
>>2652114
>I did him as filler a few times months ago
>use him if you want
>I don't need anyone anymore
>>2651991
k
>>2651991
Are we still doing this?
>>2652145
What about me?
>>2652150
is the rest about tacos?
>>2652130
Hm. I wonder who this could be.
Go ahead and try if you much, insect. Don't be disappointed.
>>2652143
Hm?
>>2651991
One more for Juri
>>2652121
I'm spared another day, thank the Gods.
>>2652123
Ghk..! Okay, okay! I'll do anything you ask.
>>2652144
Okay.
>Stops time
>Kicks your shins
>>2652158
I'm taking this too.
>>2652125
have a homu
>>2652152
No one needs Sponge.
>>2652164
Your Ultimax theme is the jazziest thing I have ever listened to.
>>2652068
Who is this semen demon
>>2652081
Yeah, but not a good one at that...
I can see that.
>>2652175
>Th-Thanks
>>2652170
Neat! For science!
>he swings the blade at your neck with tremendous force
>>2652110
Anon my feelings
>>2652289
cmon, cmon and start the game
break it down tell me your name
