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EXPRESS GAMES
>48
Kurumi
Mii Swordfighter
Classy Raven
>>2650202
Choromatsu
>>2650202
Madoka
>>2650202
Puri puri Gogo
Saber
Benny Goodman
>>2650202
Squids with Guns
Sanae Kochiya
Gravelord Nito
Watashi
Eggman-kun
>>2650202
Maria and Harusame
Karen Shirogane
>>2650188
I-If you can't hear me...
>She takes a step back, striking a dramatic pose.
I'll have to show you my true power!
San
>>2650202
Mononobe no Futo
Kevin Owens
>>2650202
Tsumugi Kotobuki
Bikko
gogo
Sanae Dekomori
>>2650202
Fay D. Flourite
Itou kaiji
Wiggins
Matsuda
Matt the Radar Technician
Furry porn
Supreme Grandmaster Janus
Cappy
Dragon Lord Ember
Pope Bruce Willis
Gman
Ringabel
Naoki Miki
Iris Archwell
These boxes
Morrigan Aensland
Lisa Mishima
Akane-chan
John Kasich
Yukine
The Dinkster
Takumi
Ronnie
>>2650227
>>2650188
I just need to kill anyone swiftly you know.
Mokou's Lover
Mauricio Macri
Iida Tenya
>>2650189
When else have I ever brought this up then, woman? For being all-knowing, you don't know much.
Lulucofag
Almas ass
Farting Kyoko
X7-10
>>2650202
King Kaito
>>2650211
Maybe tomorrow.
Parsee
>>2650222
Just a friend.
-------------
(For that anon.)
>>2650253
Don't forget to have fun, kids.
Enjoy the game
>>2650299
>Not on my watch.
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>late
Totally not late at all, Filia
>>2650324
I want to fuck Chen now
good job you sick fuck
>>2650172
I don't think he'd get it. I-I mean, he's just not here. He's way too out of this world to understand anything.
>>2650205
W-Well I do need some calming down. My brothers have gotten on my nerves all day today. Do you have any cake tea?
>>2650215
>>2650244
Yo-you don't have any powers! You're a delusional kid that things they're cool, but really you're embarrassing!
>>2650221
How swiftly do you have to be in order to not splatter blood everywhere?
Birb
>>2650216
>>2650312
>>2650297
>Ahem again
>>2650315
I didst not know I were playing any.
>>2650324
Chen...?
>>2650299
Luluco will be lucky if she manages to hit her 20s before getting herself killed!
>>2650297
No man is without their impure motives. Not even you.
>She snickers.
Your mind is an open book, and I have taken the time to scan each and every page involving a certain someone.
>>2650335
hank hank
>>2650315
how could you
Osamu Dazai
>>2650334
let's fug
>>2650355
>This takes me back.
>>2650321
>LET ME DIE IN PEACE
>>2650337
I'm sorry, but I don't think that exists.
>>2650312
My bad! How long you known her?
>>2650315
>>2650355
But we didn't even make the playoffs. That don't make any sense.
>>2650355
>>2650342
>>2650329
>>2650323
Goodnight
You're all faggots
but you're my faggots <3
>>2650370
>Only when you stop quoting Breaking Bad, you fuck.
>>2650337
If that's what you believe, then I really have no choice but you show you! To prove my worthy as a mighty demon!
>>2650342
I was just interested in what your opinion of me might be.
>>2650351
T-That is a jest, correct?
>>2650324
honk honk
>>2650377
Gaaaaaaaay
>>2650380
no that's birb
ur papi
shh
>pets the birb
>>2650387
Is it?
>She unwraps a candy bar.
>>2650370
What? Did you killed yourself or something?
>>2650315
You are just a terrible a person.
>>2650342
Ah, you hugged me before? Thank you I guess.
>>2650349
M-Matoi?
>>2650379
>you're no fun
>>2650349
T-Thanks, mom...
>>2650337
You alright trash? I'm not sure what you're trying to do here and all I hear is a mess and it's not making any sense at all.
>>2650375
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
>>2650381
Fine, show me just how painful you can be.
>>2650387
Well, despite thine view of I as a "villain", I dost hardly hold anything against thou.
>>2650402
Hmpf. Any time.
>Insert wacky flavor text
>>2650382
Cruz dropped out.
Get your autistic asses over to /pol/ and git to shitposting.
>>2650407
>You can't meme in death, how's that any fun?
>>2650396
Papi is Papi...or is it Hapi? Hapi the parpy?
>>2650398
>yeah. i'm in hell right now as we speak. the wifi here is shit
>>2650415
>She takes another step back, and swings both her arms to the side. Two sets of feathery, white wings erupt from behind her.
KUUUkukukukuku!
>>2650415
No, I have never seen a cake tea, so I woudn't have known.
>>2650430
Let's not wait any longer
>>2650397
My intentions are as pure as freshly fallen sno-
Where did you get that?
>>2650422
I meant that I wanted to know your first impression of me, not your actual opinion. I do not care what a "villain" thinks of me.
>>2650430
Looks Fresh enough
>Express Games
>Board Games
>Murderous Games
Over and over and over. Where's the variety?
>>2650439
Please no, I honestly don't care if I'm in or not.
>>2650430
Looks good Mokou.
>>2650440
IT'S ALL DOWN TO TRUMP-SAMA TO SAVE US
>>2650430
What a pitiful district. I'll make sure this ends up with a lot of fun for all four of us, just a little bit more for me~!
>>2650466
If you want variety, why don't you create your own code and host?
>>2650430
Looks good
>>2650447
You're only wasting your time you know that right?
>>2650466
Up my ass
>>2650436
>
Don't look at me like that.
Speedy Hibiki
>>2650430
Looks okay.
>>2650466
Nowhere because noone else wants to work on codes or host
>>2650403
I am Lalaco Godspeed, you best not forget it!
>>2650407
Speak of the devil, if it isn't my favorite twerp!
>>2650462
What sort of question is that? Have you already forgotten what you're dealing with here?
>>2650444
>how do you know you can't meme in death? there's only one way to find out imho
>>2650430
Looks beautiful, let's begin.
>>2650430
A most favorable district, Lady Mokou.
>>2650462
Then why ask at all, hm...?
>I only swapped Yukine out so far
>It looks like someone might be spamming swap requests but I'm not sure
>>2650466
Inside you.
NOW RELEASE IT!
>>2650470
too bad, you're in
nothing cans ave you now
>>2650452
Ow ow ooooow! Painful! Th-this is too painful! You're hurting my gut!
>>2650457
How about a beer tea?
>>2650466
Whenever I get finished with my shitty games that I'll host for three days before I realize they're shit.
>>2650461
T-thank you.
>>2650422
Don't do it ever again.
>>2650450
Good luck in doing so, just make a slight attempt to make sense and it might just end up being beneficial for all of us.
>>2650466
Nowhere to be found, I think that's obvious now isn't it? Eventually I might put down my manga and start something so some asinine person like you can have your fun.
>>2650510
>F-fuck, you got me there.
>>2650504
>I guess I could make custom events.
>But it's a pretty busy season
>>2650521
I-I haven't done anything yet!
>>2650466
>I don't host but I feel I have a right to complain about lack of variety
please put a stop to this meme already
>>2650468
And yes this is a legit swap, you can never tell with those pesky anons, can you?
>>2650519
Thank you, but your getting forty lashes afterwards.
>>2650521
I don't have that, how about green tea?
Y'all ready to get inked?
>>2650505
I've actually got to go, sorry mom...please don't destroy this place while I'm gone.
>>2650533
>checkmate. see u in hell
>>2650531
>he clears his throat
Look, I know I'm trash, but at the same time I'm not, okay?
>>2650545
P-Please stop! You're seriously hurting me now! I-I can't take much more of this!
>>2650557
Are you offering me green tea because I'm green? Don't you think that's a little racist?
>>2650560
You ready to get turned into calamari?
>>2650526
But thou were so eager to be the one doing it. I canst promise naught, shouldst it happen again.
>>2650571
>Chiakifags
Wew my fucking lads. It's like the player wants to insert themselves into a female version. Fuckin gay.
>>2650571
It's not a true waifu poll without Hibiki.
>>2650587
I'm offering green tea because that's all I have.
>>2650507
I searched your pockets and they were empty. So no, I do not.
>>2650512
There is a difference between an impression and opinion, and I only wanted one of them.
>>2650569
>I bet hell's got some spicy memes.
>But really pls dont kys
>>2650560
...You're makink us look bad ~de geso.
>>2650430
Hopefully for most people these games don't get too repetitive.
>>2650571
>mfw I'll never bathe with Mahiru
>>2650569
I'll start with you, when you do return! Don't keep me waiting too long, Luluco!
>>2650555
think again
>>2650596
What?
>>2650571
>Touko that low
I don't mean to insult everyone in that poll, but they are all FUCKING SHITTY OH MY GOD.
>>2650587
L-let me finish! C'mon!
>>2650617
*Shoots Ink Path* See ya suckers *Turns into squid and swims away*
>>2650560
You're not scaring anyone with a paintgun
>>2650617
Lets carry this crate downstairs and crack it open
>>2650617
Well I'll just prove them wrong
>>2650617
>I feel like this is the third time in a row I've died in the bloodbath.
>Thanks in advance for hosting.
>>2650587
Let me solve that for you and just state that you're trash regardless of what you think yourself.
>>2650617
Can't I just opt to walk away. Everyone is already fleeing, there's no need for me to actually run.
>>2650634
>Touko
>Good
>
>>2650600
I second this
>>2650604
...S-Sure, I'll take the green tea then.
But are you sure you're alright with wasting your tea on someone like me? I don;t exactly deserve it.
>>2650617
>warps away
>>2650631
Alright, eighty.
>>2650607
You really question where a powerful devil such as I keeps her belongings?
>>2650571
There's so much shit wrong here.
I'm just gonna not say anything.
>>2650621
I was gonna pick her up but someone else said they were gonna do it in the next few days. You still have your chance.
>>2650650
>Im-freakin-plying
>>2650607
Art they not very much similar?
>>2650632
You quite gleefully entered in it, and I cannot promise it shall not happen again. If I apply to such a thing, well, I'm rather honor-bound for such.
>>2650617
I hast already gone further than the prior one.
>>2650617
I hope you all have fun today.
>>2650658
I'm ok with it, just enjoy it please.
>>2650639
>he hands you 500 yen
Please, this is all I have...
>>2650650
That's not exactly true! I'm sure you might know this, but I'm actually famous!
>>2650668
>mfw someone picks up Mahiru just to cuck me
T-TIME FOR A SECRET AVA!
>>2650646
At least you didn't fall victim to your...condition.
>>2650617
That's exactly what I expected from The Dinkster.
>>2650646
>we've all had those days
>>2650666
Where do you keep them?
>>2650678
Similar does not equal equality.
>>2650667
Atleast my waifu is female and a honest person.
>>2650659
You give me one lashing and I'll give you two!
>>2650692
I dunno, they seemed pretty serious.
Will edgeguy ever deliver? It doesn't take much effort to download 60-ish zip files and stitch them together into a mugen.
>>2650699
Mii Swordfighter isn't fresh enough. Let's eliminate him
>>2650678
What?
>>2650699
Speak english you fuck!!!!! God damn it!
>>2650699
One a my fans must be a cartographer or somethin
>>2650699
Looks like I forgot to carry the one... desu.
This could be very bad...
>>2650667
At least someone seems to have half a brain.
>>2650668
>That poll gave me aids just looking at it. Might as well just off myself.
>>2650691
>I'm well aware that guy has great taste, if he wasn't a debbie downer with his DR2 taste.
>>2650673
If you want to equip a gasmask while dealing with some worthless pile of meat then go ahead, but please, don't even perpetuate that she's any good at all.
>>2650692
Oh really? Then please tell me, what's so fantastic about you? You might be the Ultimate idiot or something.
>>2650699
Let's just hope it's that crying girl, it'd make it all the much easier for every single one of us.
>>2650699
oh, you found me, I was just hiding because I really don't want to hurt nobody.
>>2650711
Alright, how about a drink?
>>2650703
Your waifu is a pixie stick.
>>2650699
>>2650732
Thou shalt have to try harder, Lady Parsee!
>>2650732
I thought I spoke quite clearly. You applied to the thing at much the same time as I did, after all.
>>2650701
Well, do feel free to elaborate upon the difference.
>>2650686
I-Is it going to be cold or hot?
>>2650699
H-Hey, watch where you're throwing those things!
>>2650714
>I figured, but I wouldn't want to interact with her on the grounds that I'd only make them leave. I wouldn't feel right doing that, y'know?
>I just hope they enjoy using her.
>>2650617
Maybe I should show you what happens to people who take what's mine
>>2650699
Sorry, oh you wanted a camp? Well you should be happy I gave you a fire.
>>2650617
Got it.
>>2650699
Perhaps I'll go on that direction, while you keep standing whoever on that place.
>>2650722
I hope he does SOMETHING that requires some effort.
>>2650699
I'd be best to get rid of him first
>>2650694
We're still playing that card, huh?
>>2650744
I can't... I'm not supposed to. Do you have juice or something?
>>2650747
We haven't seen peace yet, and Gogo's chances of winning have decreased.
>>2650738
Oi, I've fucked worse smelling people in my day.
>>2650745
You have no say in that, you Traploli-fucking perv.
>>2650692
E-eh!?
>Her wings retract.
I don't want your money! P-please keep it!
>>2650738
Have you heard of a little something called "Osomatsu-kun"?
>>2650790
It'll most likely be me. I'm pretty good at surviving harsh conditions. I do that everyday just by living life.
>>2650785
I've got tea.
>>2650790
Ofcourse you can some of my supplies.
>>2650753
Well, one is permanent and the other is subject to change.
>>2650790
I will be right back, Miss!
>>2650759
Eh? have you ever drank green tea? it's going to be hot, so watch out.
>hands a smoking cup with tea in it
>>2650790
You should see all of my events, really.
>>2650701
Oh, Tenya-kun, that's a woman's secret!~
>She snickers, taking another bite from her snack.
>>2650778
What? I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>2650790
You know, being next to a cross-dressing, obese psychopath sure puts the sunset in perspective.
>>2650791
Don't talk to me or my waifu ever again
>>2650790
>>2650812
Okay.
>waits
>>2650799
N-No, you need it!
W-Well, I need you to take it to bribe you to never do that again! It was way too painful for me! I swear, it's like you're the female version of Karamatsu!
>>2650818
>he drinks it right away
>he drops it as soon as his lips touch the tea
H-HOOOT! IT'S REALLY, REALLY HOT!
>>2650828
That was weeks ago, Raven. E-even if I were to humor you and say it was true, it's over and done with now, I'm a clean man.
>>2650833
you've gotta be a hella-fag to avafag someone as ugly and as trappy as Chiriho.
>>2650790
Mii should stick to what he knows best
Parsee is jealous that she's not the target
>>2650790
Methinks Lady Parsee dost need much more practice.
>>2650812
Hmm. Well, 'tis still mine perception that thou dost see merely in absolutes.
>>2650857
Ah!
>cleans the mess
I'm so sorry.
>>2650869
>That'snotnice.png
>>2650753
I only did it so I can see if I can hug that ghost boy.
>>2650857
>She puts on her serious face again.
You seek to make a wish then, mortal? You should know that making a wish from a demon like myself will require you to pay the price!
>>2650791
Sure thing. I've met that worthless trash and I promise you, you'll regret ever walking in her near vicinity.
>>2650807
No, do I want to hear about something so insignificant?
>>2650738
>cuts ahoge off
>sells it
>makes profit
>>2650874
*glances at the bullet hole in the tree* Maybe you should have asked Mii Gunner instead, sharpshooter.
>>2650874
I can not fully trust you until you put your faith in the Moriya shrine
>>2650874
Egads!
>>2650888
And you weren't prepared for the other consequences of such?
>>2650825
Why does this always need to be a battle? Quit with the suggestive dialogue and be blunt.
>>2650835
>He never comes back.
>>2650875
Absolutes are the only thing, that are absolute. It's only logical to believe in those alone.
>>2650874
Does that mean they replaced me with god king kaito?
KAAAAAAMINAAAAAAAAA
Give me examples of
>funposting
>shitposting
>hateposting
>>2650897
Three wishes = three kills
Tenya thinks outside the box
>>2650886
But it's true.
>>2650892
I'll give her a bath if I have to.
>>2650932
Depends on the intent and the reception of said post.
>>2650868
Oh, I know. This is fun, though. Don't you agree?
>>2650958
Genies suck.
>>2650932
Funposting:Your post
Shitposting:Your post
hateposting:Your post
>>2650916
A devil's sole purpose is to torment the likes of you pathetic mortals.
>>2650874
You'll feel better to the next day.
>>2650932
yuno is dead
<hosts a wild ride>
hoshi should die
>>2650901
>Places Junko in front of you
>You cut off one of her twintails
>She dislikes this
>She kills you
>You enjoy this
Not happening.
>>2650946
I don't really read slice of life, it's just not my kind of style. I'm rather sure you can understand that.
>>2650959
You need a lot more than just a bath and some shampoo to get rid of the filth that is that woman. I might give her a lethal dose, that might solve the smelliness.
>>2650958
Sorry kid, no hard feelings.
>>2650916
Which is why thou dost perceive me a villain for actions from o'er a millenia past, despite mine plentiful reasoning and even pardoning and outright gratitude from the "victim".
>>2650958
>Gleeful laughter
>>2650958
That's kind of a little extreme, don't you think?
>>2650986
There's nothing fun about being a NEET.
>>2650958
Blast! Desu!
>>2650946
B-but I... I...
>She drops her menacing look and starts crying again.
I never dib anyding!
>>2650973
>Good news is I found a MUGEN Raven. Bad news is, it's so bad it makes me want to cry.
>>2650959
That's what they all say.
>>2650874
>
>>2650946
Hm...
wait I'll get some ice.
>walks away
>>2650994
>fugs junky janky junko
>>2650973
For you, maybe..I'm surprised I haven't grown into a laughingstock.
>>2650986
I don't see what's shit about telling that mongrel about the piece of rotten garbage that is the writer. She might have a talent, but she's still the single most disgusting human being I've ever seen.
>>2650958
Bikko gets robbed of a kill
Saber/Cappy's story will remain unwritten
>>2650994
It's a slice of life, but it's not about cute girls doing cute things! It's about sextuplets that're being mischievous! It's an instant classic amongst everyone!
>>2651011
Yes you did! You're embarrassing me and yourself with those weird paper wings!
>>2651023
You found a what, now?
>>2651040
Because I'm not low enough to shout it from the mountaintops. Just a little inside joke, you know?
>>2651042
LF is equal to shitposting. Tada!
>>2650983
You're quite annoying, but you have been pretty nice to me for a devil, if you are one.
>>2650996
I will say it as I have said before. You committed murder.
>>2651054
P-paper?
>>2651045
I'll get him back for that. Someday.
>>2651045
Oh, superior japanese blacksmithing. Folded over a thousand times.
>>2651040
I can help with that.
I got your back.
>>2651039
>Drags Junko away from the rapist.
I swear you people should just stay dead.
>>2651054
It sounds like 6 idiots doing their daily stuff. You do realise that I'm constantly surrounded by idiots so it isn't comical to me.
>>2651066
You should consider to take a knife out of the kitchen drawer and perform surgery on your own brain, I would but I doubt wasting more than a split second on you would be detrimental to myself.
>>2650869
>ugly
TRIGGERING ME
YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ROOM TO TALK EITHER
I want to go on wacky adventures with Souda.
>>2651067
Have I? Everything I have done to you is for my own enjoyment. No more and no less.
>>2651045
...Nay.
>>2651067
Despite that she art up and about even now.
And even so, is fourteen hundred years of being sealed away not punishment enough?
>>2651045
Time to shamelessly rip off a discontinued template
>>2651091
TELL ME WHAT PART OF ANY OF MY WAIFU IS UGLY?
>>2651062
I rest easy knowing I can at least trust you with that.
>>2651080
N-now now, we don't need to do that, thank you for the offer, anyway.
>>2651089
>junko
>entry level dangan waifu
So....
when will this game end again?
>is sitting on the corner
How much more time should I sit around.
>>2651038
...She's never coming back. I can feel it.
>>2651069
Paper!
>>2651089
Yeah, but this is different! This is for the sake of comedy!
>>2651097
>We could get banned from local restaurants. Th-that's wacky, right?
>>2651112
You have given me absolutely nothing to be afraid of in the first place
>>2651097
I want to snort a line of coke off my waifu's asscrack with Souda.
>>2651128
>when he sticks it in her ass
>>2651112
This is why I don't like western comics.
>>2651089
Everyone should be dead like me
>>2651097
I want to beat up Soda and steal his lunch money.
