ERP Thread
Ripped and ready to fuck Edition
Previous Thread:>>No.2418515
>>2422204
Shoot, a bit early.
>>2418515
>>2422343
>>2422284
>Begins to rub her shoulders and work out the knots, knowing that she doesn't take the time to stretch, much less move often.
You know, you really ought to at least try a bit of exercise. Even just walking. I know you're a mage, but I'm surprised your muscles haven't atrophied til you couldn't hold a book.
>>2422343
Kitten Patchi is too adorable for this poor wretched man's heart
>>2422317
Don't mention discord. You might summon them en masse
if I roll a 4 I stop posting and sleep
>>2422375
sorry
>>2422394
NO I WAS JOKING
>>2422375
>Implying a lot of the people here aren't in discord.
>>2422394
Goodnight
>>2422402
NUMBERS HAVE SPOKEN
>>2422402
See ya later faggot.
>hurls sleeping brick
>>2422357
Perhaps...
>She closes her eyes and lets him do the work, easing into his massage. Her hand comes up to her head, and she leans against it a little, before brushing her hair back behind her ear. Then, the magician peeks out of one eye, while keeping the other closed.
I do walk around the library, though.
>Despite his advice, the reticent librarian continues to speak of her poor health rather lackadaisically - almost flippant, to a degree. Then, it comes: a yawn, which she covers with one hand, as the other rests, and clutches the hardbound tome.
>>2422360
>
(Wish she had more images like this.)
How large is your cock in inches ERP?
hard mode: if your post number matches your length, reveal who you are
>>2422402
>breaking the sacred concordance of the get
>>2422431
A little under 5
>>2422425
I wouldn't wish for more. You can kill a man with that you know.
>>2422425
Don't sexualize PAtchouli
>>2422474
We have a winner.
>>2422508
Aaaaand I'm gone.
>>2422431
6 inches here
>>2422425
Hi Nue
>>2422521
That explains a lot
>>2422474
>>2422521
I knew it was you~
How big is your heart, ERP?
>>2422425
Yes yes, from one book to another and back to the table, but then you sit there for hours, or days
>keeps massaging her shoulders, slowly moving to her upper back
And you won't sleep until you're exhausted, and slam into the books
>Pats her head.
>>2422533
What's that supposed to mean?
>>2422534
Shut up cuck
>>2422534
>Silica disappears
>DMG shows up
You two have never been in the same room before. Hmmm....
>>2422521
>tfw can't bully your cute dick right now
H-Hello...
>>2422538
It's a big heart.
>>2422538
Normal functioning size, I hope.
>>2422551
It's "Daddy" to you~
>>2422556
Who is Silica?
I only play DMG, Derpy, and Mana
>>2422431
check this 6
>>2422562
Is this real?
>>2422562
Hello?
>>2422579
I want to jerk Parsee off relentlessly and hear her cute moans.
>>2422579
Yes.. I am real
>>2422577
Nice dubs
>>2422557
G-Good...
>>2422575
It's always been cuck.
>>2422587
DELETE THIS
>>2422601
I'll make you take the knot again slut
>>2422593
Too sleep or not to sleep.That is the question.
>>2422602
I am the law.
>>2422575
Please let me kiss your boot, DMG!
>>2422577
>off by one
>still dubs
fuck it
>>2422602
Moshi moshi?
>>2422477
>
(Don't you die on me.)
>>2422483
(That might be a bit too late...)
>>2422532
(Bzzt. Wrong.)
>>2422540
I suppose...
>Her lips slowly part, and a yawn leaves her lips, which she stifles with a hand to cover her mouth. The mage tilts her head slightly to one side, and wordlessly relaxes, feeling the tension in her muscles and joints slowly fade. Then: with her hand pulling open the cover, she browses through the articles within the paperback once more.
Why did you hand me this, exactly?
>Though the reason was obvious, the straightforwardness had piqued her interest. Patchy couldn't help but wish to strive to know the inner workings of this anon, and so, she asked.
>>2422593
Please tease my dick with psychic powers!
>>2422608
Mizuki doesn't have any good pictures for this but sure thing.
>>2422629
YOU CAN STOP IT NOW! STOP SEXUALIZING PATCHOULI!)
>>2422617
You can sleep if you want
>>2422587
Hello sir!
>>2422631
O-ohh... so straightforward..
>>2422651
But you won't be here if I go to sleep.
>>2422629
Why did I? Hmm... You know I figured it wouldn't be a bad way for you to get some exercise, to be honest.
>keeps working down to her lower back
I figured if it was a book you didn't have, it might pique your interest a bit
>>2422661
(I'm actually here a lot)
>>2422651
Do you have a master or can I capture such a pretty pokemon?
>>2422689
Why is that picture a thing?
>>2422691
I'm not sworn to any one man... but you.. could change that~
>>2422689
I'll see you later than.
>>2422704
(You could say that to a LOT of pictures really)
(fuck if I know it looks funny)
>>2422727
Sure thing~!
>>2422204
>tfw muscular women turn you on
>tfw people either draw women with a fuckton of muscle or none at all
Perfect balance is a pain in the ass.
Don't have much time today, but could Samus please make my day quickly?
>>2422727
Parsee is the worst vocaloid
>>2422705
Oh?
>pulls a pokeball out of his pocket
Become mine then!
>He lobs the red and white contraption at the beauty. It land at her feet, not actually functioning. It was a clever duplicate, but he hopes he got his message across.
...
Someone who does whatever you say. A "doll".
...
If I was your doll, what would you ask me to do, Haruka...?
>>2422647
(...should I be taking this seriously?)
>>2422677
...Figures.
>Patchouli lets the pages of the book come together, and close, before setting it down to the grassy surface next to her. Then, she separates from his grasp, and turns around, looking curiously at him.
...Human lust is truly a strange thing.
>Her lilac eyes dully examine the anon's form, before she shifts back to her prior position, letting her legs rest in front of her, against the ground. Out of the blue, the magi blurts out:
Sex is too strenuous.
>>2422758
t-that's not an actual pokeball..
I mean I c-can serve you.. if you want that...
>>2422629
>has a heart attack at the overwhelming cuteness
With my last words I curse you...
>>2422785
(!!! If you die... I'll kill you. Live! Breathe!)
>>2422765
wat
>>2422780
Damn merchant must have sold me a dud! I'd like to see your serving in action though. Come a little closer.
>He flashes a devious grin with a hint of a flush hiding away in his cheeks.
>>2422794
Ack... death either way!
>cough cough
How can I get out of this alive!?!
>>2422795
>>2416228
*grips katana as my trenchcoat flutters in the wind*
>>2422831
wow ur cool
>>2422809
OH yes.. um.. w-what would you like me to.. do?
>She nervously steps toward you, slightly intimidated by your imposing size and your devious smile
>>2422774
I suppose so, I just thought that it was at least some way to try.
>returns to the massage, moving up her sides
Oh well. I guess I ought to keep the thoughts to myself.
>stops massaging and shifts out of the way
Lay all the way back, if you would
>>2422831
*knocks on door*
hi its me goku
Hey, guys! How's everyone doing, having fun?
>>2422842
I have a great and terrible pain! Surely with your soft hands and powers you'll be able to save me! It hurts here...
>The man points to a growing, twitching bulge building in his pants. He reaches out to caresses her cheek with a light brush of his fingers.
You did this to me you know... you ought to take responsibility, aye?
>>2422831
Hey, Ken-sama.
>>2422883
How's it going, spunky girl?
>>2422884
I-I did this!?
oh... I-I can't let you suffer though...
W-what do you want me to do?
>>2422894
Dude, that's not even funny. Show some respect for the dead.
Hey /trash/, it's Mortem3r!
>>2422896
I'm good! Just spending a little time off from raising my darling dragons.
>>2422824
(By... staying alive, and resisting the cuteness?)
>>2422856
Hmm...? On my back? Okay.
>Doing as told, Patchouli blindly brushes her hand against the ground behind her, and leans back, then lets herself lay flat, facing the leafy thicket of the tree. Her eyes lazily observe the leaves that swayed and danced in the wind, before turning her gaze to the anon.
...What do you plan on doing?
>Her eyebrow rises once she says that, cocking inquisitively, as her hands clasp together on top of her belly. Her legs are straightened up, and arw pressing together, meanwhile.
>>2422933
Kill yourself you ruined game grumps
>>2422937
(are* pressing. Oops.)
>>2422933
Hey... where you... always this hot?
>>2422907
You know how to relieve a man, yes? There's only one type of cure for this type of problem.
>the man takes a moment to fumble with the button on his pants. With a quick unzip, he's pulled them down just far enough for the cloth of his underwear to stick up through, pushed forward by his hardened erection. Taking one of her hands in his, he guides it to the peaking clothed member.
Maybe you need some guidance?
>>2422935
Dragons? Sheesh, must be hard for a little girl to do all on her own. What's their names?
>>2422956
Oh, you sweetie!
Hehe, you guys know how flattery gets to me~
>>2422937
>takes a deep breath
Okay...I think I might have it now... don't show me any more, I'm in recovery.
>>2422978
N-no! I can do this!
>She takes the elastic band of your boxers, pulling it out and down, letting you throbbing cock free as she then grabs ahold of it, curling her green fingers around your shaft
>>2422935
Fairy > Dragon
>>2422937
Continuing?
>Looks at her quizzically before getting up and moving to her feet
>Begins rubbing them starting with the heels and arch, one foot at a time
>>2422991
It was hard, but my friend Drayden taught me all about them! Let's see, there's Druddigon, Haxorus and Hydeigon, to name a few. But I love them all!
>>2423014
Ah, so nice...
>His cock twitches the moment Gardevoir grabs it, veins busting with blood pumping to make him even harder at her direct touch. The hand that stroked her cheek rests now on her green hair, stroking the fluff with soft pats and rubs.
>>2422917
Are you seriously implying that Ken-sama could be slain, much less defeated, anon? That right there is disrespectful.
>>2423054
Awesome! Dragons are always awesome. So powerful and fierce! Have you been fighting recently? Or preparing for any tournaments?
>>2422998
We are not just flattering, it's true...
>>2423080
Oh cmon, stop! You're making me blush!~
>She covers her mouth with her hand and giggles, her pale cheeks now glowing pink
Are you one of the sweet Anons I've played with before, or will this be our first time together?~
>>2423002
I'm sorry.
>>2423032
Fair enough.
>She utters a relaxed sigh, and lets herself fall under the care of the skilled masseuse. Her lips hang open in a small 'o', while her foot is worked on with much expertise. With how adept this anon was, she could feel the tiredness slowly slip away from her form, and she felt as if she's getting a bit more rejuvenated by the second, with each movement he makes. Then, her eyes close all the way, letting her guard down haphazardly.
>>2423056
>She pushes her head forward, her face blushing red as her cheek presses against your cock
D-Do you want me to suck it?
>>2423071
Well, I haven't had too many challengers in the Pokémon league lately, so the Elite Four have been helping me train for the world championship. There I'm gonna fight champions from a over the world!
>>2423099
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>2423099
Fuck off.
>>2423099
hey baby lemme get some of that youtuber pussy
>>2423099
kys
>>2423099
This is our first time talking... I was a little late to your last visit...
>>2423128
That's quite a feat! I'll be rooting for you in the championships!
>he jumps up and down doing a mock cheer
>>2423145
Aww, so sorry to hear that! I just got so winded last time, I got a lot of guys involved that time~
So tell me a little bout what I can do for you today, Anon :)
>>2423119
I thought you said you knew what you were doing!
>He trails off into a laugh.
Go nice and slow... give it a good luck.
>His eyes stare down into get beautiful ruby ones below, filled with anticipation. His hardened shaft matches his emotion, pulsing every few seconds in between her delicate fingers.
>>2423147
Oh, you...! Thanks! It won't be easy, but regardless, I hope my match will inspire everyone!
>>2423106
>Payed no mind to her closed eyes, focused only on the job ahead
>Kept going, working towards the pads of her feet
>Once finished, he started to work on her calves, taking everything slow and easy
>>2423168
>So tell me a little bout what I can do for you today, Anon
Well, you can begin by never posting again
>>2423185
>implying
>>2423106
You're not at fault. Well you are for being so adorable, but that's beside the point. I think I'm okay now
>>2423176
Don't worry Iris, your cuteness will rouse everyone to do their very best!
>>2423189
*paid
>>2423185
>the only people capable of hating a 3D version of pic related is HG
Fuck off
>>2423168
W-well... you do have a great butt...
>>2423175
I..I do..
>She sticks her tongue out, starting at your base, dragging her hot, wet tongue up along the bottom of your throbbing, veiny shaft
>>2423220
>I don't like who they're playing so I'll shitpost
>>2423235
>calling that ERPing
wat
>>2423168
>suzy RPer
>is a total bitch
at least she's in character
>>2423217
Cute?! Oh my, that's so nice of you to say! I don't think that has anything to do with being a good trainer, but I guess it's still sweet of you to say!
>>2423189
>Her breathing starts to show a few signs of slowing down, due to the sensations sending her into a bit of a drowsy condition. Perhaps it was TOO relaxing. Or maybe she hadn't just had a good massage in so long. Her hands remain on her abdomen, while she tries to force herself awake, blearily blinking her eyes open to scrutinize his experienced touch. In a bit of a daze, the somnolent academic mutters, in a languid drawl:
...feels nice.
>>2423201
I'm glad to hear. I will observe caution next time.
>>2423253
>What's your point?
That you're a boyfriend-san who's just here to b8?
>>2423221
What, this silly thing? You little cutie~
Well, it certainly seems to be the popular choice. Anything in particular you wanna do, Anon?
(Do you maybe have an email where we could continue this, since its just one-on-one?)
>>2423232
Mmm...just like that cutie..
>He let out a deep, pleasurible sigh feeling the wet line she drug across his shaft. In response, his hand on her soft scalp pushed down with just a tad bit more force in encouragement that she was doing fantastic. Small drops of his precum formed of his urethra, decorating the top of his head with a wet shine.
>tfw no one loves you
(Can't we all just get along?)
>>2423274
That person does not ERP. They're only here for the attention.
>>2423289
I love you like you love puns!
>>2423285
>Chokes u with my 69 inch thundercock
>u get electrocuted bcus its a thnundercock
GET FUCKED BITCH
>>2423289
I love you stupid kurisuposter
daily reminder that erp killed link
>>2423294
No, I'm pretty sure that describing sexual acts with interested parties while playing a character counts as ERP. Get the fuck out.
>>2423258
Its too true though! I'm sure you have legions of cheering fans out there. I might not be a great trainer, but I can say with certainty that it should help boost your confidence!
>>2423272
Good, good. Phew... ever see the light of the other side? Thought it was visible for just a moment
>>2423289
Hey want a cum tribute
>>2423272
Thanks, I try.
>He looks at her with a smile before immediately staring back at his hands
I thought you'd be receptive to this at least
>He moves his hands up to her thighs and begins the massage anew, wanting not to disappoint
>>2423286
>Taking her tongue along your pulsing shaft, ending at your leaking tip, pressing her thin lips up to it, pushing your head inside her mouth, the warm sensation enveloping your inches as she pushes her head forward, seeking only to please you
>>2423297
I HOPE YOU LITERALLY FUCKING DIE
>>2423305
:3!
>>2423343
yes
>>2423333
Last (You)
>>2423312
That would be nice... I never really thought about it, but having a fan base would be really cool! I'd probably get SO pumped for each match!
>>2423350
Rude.
>>2423363
Consider me that fan captain, beautiful Iris! Who are you going up against? I'm sure it'll be easy peasy.
>>2423338
How did it feel?
>>2423347
...ah.
>The avid bookworm didn't make it apparent, but, she appeared a little surprised by his caresses, once they had moved up to her thighs. Though, she remains still, and simply breathes, while loosening up in his care. Seems she wasn't all that withdrawn, after all, even if it may be the exact opposite of what her expression was displaying.
>>2423350
Did you like my Drake cum tribute? :3
>>2423348
Mmhmm...your pretty good at this...a lot of experience, huh?
>He shivers as the head of his cock enters into her damp maw. The pure heat and flicking tongue relaxes the grip on her head, knees buckling for just a brief moment. The man observes from above, watching the gorgeous creature go to work on him feeling only an immense pleasure coursing through his system.
>>2423394
Except it was HG shitposting about it that 'chased' Link away and all that shitty gossip.
>>2423397
Oddly calming.... kind of like all the pain in my chest had suddenly disappeared and all I felt was bliss. But it was your voice that brought me back Patchi! You have my utmost gratitude
>>2423407
I didn't see it. I was at work.
>>2423374
I know.
>>2423394
RIP, Link. I don't blame him. Autistic-ass niggas on here can't disconnect from the fiction.
>>2423385
When I saw the bracket, I believe it was a boy named Blue... I dont know much about him, but if you guys are there, I'm sure I'll be able to pull through!
>>2423427
I'll message you when you get home ;^)
>>2423397
>He continued to forge onward moving from her thighs to her hips and abdomen, skirting around where she had placed her hands
>Undaunted, he moved back off her
Miss Patchouli? Could you roll over please?
>>2423436
That wasn't you.
We gonna continue that ERP too?
>>2423450
I'm dead serious it was
LOL
>>2423434
Blue? What kinda name is Blue? He'll be just another stepping stone on the way to greatness!
>>2423410
mmmhm~
>She gazes up at you, her timid crimson eyes meeting your dominant gaze, her mouth gripping your cock as it throbs inside her warm hole, dripping precum onto her tongue as it brushed against your length
>>2423462
shut the fuck up
>>2423413
>implying it wasn't someone from erp making all the memes
>>2423471
I'm not even lying. I still have the original on my phone
>>2423434
HA, my pokemon will eat your crappy monotype team alive!
>>2423418
...Think nothing of it.
>>2423441
...Very well.
>Patchouli could feel a bit of relied wash upon her. Though, she had a feeling that this wouldn't be the last of his assault. Slowly, she lifts herself from her position, and sits upright, brushing her hair back to straighten it up properly. Then, she does a swivel, and faces the complete opposite direction, before she lays on her stomach, her chest pressing against the grass a little, while her arms poise her up. Her rear is sticking out a little, even as she tries to keep her posture as straight as possible. Unsurprisingly enough, just with those few movements, she already appears to be a bit out of breath, no thanks to her pitiable health.
...Here.
>>2423481
i really hope youre lying
>>2423480
Oh, this false-flagging again.
>>2423505
I wish Kurisu wasn't so damn cute...or that the avafag would lewd occasionally...
>>2423505
y-yeah! Totally trolled you haha! Got you really good!!
>>2423466
Drayden always told me to respect every opponent I face, so I'll still be careful.
...Oh, speaking of Drayden, I've gotta get back to training! It was super fun talking to you! Hope to see you at the match!
>>2423482
...this is the boy I'll be facing...?
Uh, ok! I look forward to dueling you!
>>2423470
God your mouth is perfect...I almost feel like bursting right here, but where's the fun in that?
>He reaches forward and in an incredible show off dexterity gives Gardevoir's ass a quick slap before returning to his position.
Unless you wanted me to empty out into your mouth, though I prefer your bottom instead...
>With each suck, his hard cock jerks in her mouth. Circled by her tongue it has little space to move, but it occasionally can feel a soft fleshy wall of her mouth or the rough solid brush against her teeth.
>>2423527
N-No.. It can't be true.
>>2423519
At least you can admire me?
>>2423527
OHHH! You got him good, you fucker!
>>2423531
See you later!
>He excitedly wave goodbye, but does so with a hint of disappointment
>>2423546
But I want more damn it! I want to cuddle, make love, and all kinds of stuff.
>>2423291
>hugs
I agree...
>>2422204
>ripped
Yes~
>ready to fuck
Wait for tonight~
>>2423504
Thank you, this is why I said you should exercise though...
>Starts by reworking the back of her calves and thighs
>Pauses at the upper thigh before speaking
Please don't take this the wrong way
>Surges ever forward, gently starting to massage her presented behind
>>2423562
Best bird is back :D
>>2423546
if I was telling the truth would that damage the close bond we have?
>>2423537
>You then hear.. no feel, her voice, her psychic ability telepathically telling you that she's willing to do anything for you as she pulls herself off, a line of her saliva drawing from your wet and throbbing mass as she turns, presenting her backside to you, letting you have your way with her
(gonna grab some food real quick, don't get worried if I don't post fast enough)
>>2423557
You'd be better off killing yourself.
That person obviously doesn't give a shit about any of this.
>>2423595
faaaaaag
>>2423607
Dude. Just let it go, man.
Who gives a shit what people do in the threads? This is 4chan, not some hoity toity formal erotic roleplay community.
>>2423562
While I'm personally more fond of the Amazon's muscles, you're quite the piece of work yourself...
>>2423636
Actually it kinda is? Lol!
>>2423565
Ah-?
>Out of sheer astonishment, the librarian quietly lowers her head, her eyes widening a little as his hands meet with her posterior, and he carefully massages them. The pliable flesh sinks in with each movement his hands make. She tries her best to hide her reaction, simply by looking ahead, and staying still. While it did feel rather... odd, for the scholar, she didn't quite seem to mind.
It... is fine.
>>2423654
(sorry, my phone's died at work, I'll be back in about 30-50 min)
>>2423676
(No problem. My next reply may be a bit late; just a heads up.)
Ripped? Well I don't mean to brag or nothin' but the gun show will be swinging by tonight
>exagerated flex
I have literal autism.
>>2423721
AHHHH.......
>>2423599
>Not used to a psychic phenomenon occur in his head, he takes a moment before responding. It sets off little tingles in his brain, forcing an almost goofy laugh out of him. Losing the mind numbing heat around his cock as she lifts herself off of him acts as a grounding force allowing him to recompose himself. Clearing his throat, he stares at her beautiful, white, plump ass. He closes the distance between the two of them, he shoves her dress to the side and slaps the same cheek with similar force-enough to produce a red hand mark against her pale white posterior-and slides his soaked dick directly along her crack.
Be careful with those words...err thoughts. I could abuse you for hours. Oh, and call me master.
>He delivers a kiss to the nape of her neck, bending over her sleek form and brushing her soft hair out of the way.
>(tfw the return of dreaming about these threads
>my life became a visual novel and my dream was actually a series of dreams where I had 3 different "routes" and each dream showcased each one. 2 of the girls were right from these threads but I never caught which avatar they were and the last one was the last ex I had that was the reason I even ended up in these threads in the first place
Help-me-cam.jpg)
>>2423739
HAAAAAH.....
>>2423333
I'll be checking that, good day, sir.
>>2423772
When will you let me do things to your butt?
>>2423772
Jiro, someones out to get you're booty
>>2423802
Is it Karen?
>>2423793
I'm afraid that is not a thing that will come to pass, anonymous.
(Never. Personal reasons.)
>>2423802
Would this someone happen to be a walking avian girl with red feathers? Because if so, I already know.
>>2423821
GOD
(FUCKING)
DAMNIT
>>2423755
h-hours?
p-please master, just.. h-have your way with me~
>She pressed her pale rear against you, pushing your cock and encouraging you to do whatever you want with her tight, slutty hole
>>2423821
Hrm, of course. You would think that _this_
>he flips his hand over to show off the silver ring with the sapphire gemstone embeded in a floral pattern on his left hand
Would be enough to signify that I am sworn to another, both in heart and in body. Is that not why you Earthlings were these rings? To symbolize your love for another and to signify that you are spoken for?
>>2423834
Oh, calm yourself, anonymous. It's not that big of a deal.
>>2423838
>tfw Garde could literally just fry his brains or telekinetically crush his balls if she wanted
I'm reeeeeally hoping for some role reversal at some point.
>>2423856
Nice blogposting.
>>2423856
It is. My only other option would be Rhin and he ruins fetishes.
>>2423870
Dude, it's Jiro. That's all he ever does.
>>2423870
Errm.. what does that mean, anonymous. Elucidate yourself, if you would be so kind.
>>2423878
I've not heard of friend Rhin ruining anything. This is news to my ears.
>>2423863
(Green garde is the slutty slave, the shiny form might do something like that though~)
sergals r gay
>>2423838
>As he suckled the back of her fine neck, his cock slid up and down her back side gaining larger ground with each slide like a pendulum. As he reached the greatest back swing, his head lined up in perfect position to slide directly into her waiting opening below. The tip of his thick shaft invaded her pussy's entrance, already feeling the tight wetness waiting the rest of him.
You're a good girl...think you can use those powers of yours somehow?
>With one hand clawing into her ghostly rump, the other trailed in front of the Gardevoir, cusping her chin and forcing her to turn her head to look at him where he eagerly planted a kiss on her unexpectant lips.
>>2423894
It's IC blogposting, still.
>>2423912
Shut your whore mouth.
>>2423933
Listen here motherfucker.
>>2423912
We do seem like quite the happy race now, don't we?
>>2423920
>>2423928
(I'm sorry if it's a huge problem. If you want me to leave, say so and I'll try and stay away.)
>>2423949
You're never going to suck that Sergal schlong, bud.
>>2423907
Looking forward to that, then.
Is ERP becoming HG now?
>>2423958
Did I just get accused of whiteknighting a sergal in hopes for gay sex? This has to be boyfriend-san again.
>>2423970
Shut up.
>>2423941
No I will not listen in fact I'm tired of hearing you voice.
Now get the hell off my stage
>>2423970
Nah, it just seems that way because RP based communities all tend to follow the same beats over time.
You're just slowly walking the same path HG took.
>>2423957
Sup J-dogg? You're a furry, man. If you can't take the heat from a bit of anonymous shitposting, then I don't know what to tell you.
Hang around, shit's more interesting with you in the mix.
>>2423980
no u
>>2423988
>You're just slowly walking the same path HG took.
Babbeh's first RP community member detected.
>>2423995
But.. I believe I've spoken on this matter before. The manner of creature I've ended up becoming is no longer suited for the nature of this place.
>>2423957
You're fine.
They're just mad they can't get the sergalbutt.
>>2423988
How can you "walk the path that HG took" if HG is where all the novice faggots who are too afraid to do extended rp, hang out?
>>2423915
>With your shaft violating her tight slit, she gazed back at you, lust in her ruby eyes as she employed her psychic abilities once again, forcing you to feel a slight tingling sensation on your loose testicles, sending shudders of pleasure through your spine as her tight walls gripped your wet cock, a soup of fluids slowly dripping from her cunt
>>2423969
I might bring her out sometime~
>>2423988
ERP was around way before HG, though.
>>2424015
You're fine, Jiro. Just a few shitposters causing trouble today.
>mfw the fact that you're all arguing about HG means that you really are slowly becoming HG because all they ever do is argue
>>2424038
This tbqh
>>2424034
You won't believe me but I don't shitpost anyone at all, even the people like Kurisu who come here and don't ERP whatsoever. I'm just pointing out that what he's doing is not blogposting and you're using that word incorrectly.
>>2424015
Hey, you fell for the wrong girl, got attached, burned a good character on it. Happens to the best of us, mate.
The only thing I'd suggest is put ERP more into the "appetizer" section of your daily intake. Can't spend too much time in this place, it does shit to your psyche.
I highly suggest Dark Souls 3.
>>2424034
Who fucking cares
>>2424034
Fucking this. The dude doesn't even fucking erp.
Why does he get a free pass?
>>2424034
Oh it's probably some butthurt fag that was posting at fat goth cow youtuber earlier.
>>2423957
shut up ur gay
>>2423987
Y-Yes'sir.. I'm sorry..
>Kurisu exits stage left through the door.
>>2424030
Yeah, but it was on /b/. HG got ahead of you in degradation by moving to 4+4 where it could stew in its own shitty juices. /trash/ is a similar transition.
>>2424055
>getting attached
>>2424062
I don't personally care if people come in here and don't ERP, as long as they aren't obnoxious or try to cause trouble. It really doesn't detract anything at all so who cares.
Of course there are quite a few avas who come here, don't ERP, and shitpost us, and that's shit, sure, but Jiro isn't one of them.
>>2424084
rip Jiro
nobody told him not to get attached
>>2423863
>>2423907
(
>tfw I really want that at a later time
Please tell me you'll do shiny in the future)
>>2424028
Ah..
>He let out a surprised gasp as an unseen force played with his sack below. The sudden sensation sent him nearly collapsing forward, though he managed to keep himself steady by holding both of Gardevoir's slim sides. As the pleasuring waves spread throughout his body, he slid the entirety of his shaft into that tight, lubed hole giving her womb a nice and brief kiss before sliding out once more. This sensual motion continued as he resteadied his balance enabling him to reach around to the front of the girl and whip out one of her pale breasts from its holster, squeezing the tips with a light force.
>>2424084
This meme fits into this situation pretty well.
>>2424051
>>2424056
>>2424066
(Guys I had this dream about ERP again! Let me tell you all about it because I know you'll lick it all up like it's the sweetest cream in your cup. Here you go guys! Oh, I love you so much, give me some attention!)
>Long-ass flowery post about doing some 'quirky' thing so that I can justify being in ERP for long enough to circlejerk with my best buddies
Oh, by the way, it's just about time for me to get tea and biscuits! Tea and biscuits are so refined! My primal nature is best off-set by a near-suffocating level of Britishness that, I daresay, is the very pinnacle of the refined man.
Oh, and I wrote a poem about Elizabeth! Here it is:
Your eyes are like sapphires
You, I do admire,
You are beautiful,
I love you so.
So basically, I don't actually have a problem with this, I just have a problem with the fact that he gets a free fucking pass, while people who do ERP, and who are just here to have a little bit of fun, get shit on all the time.
>>2424078
You don't have any clue what you're talking about.
4 has had dozens of "HG"s come through over the years, it wasn't the first and it won't be the last.
Sorry about the state of your community. If it makes you feel any better, it was inevitable.
>>2424106
>being this immensely pooper pained
Ahhhhh, smells like HG.
>>2424106
So basically you're pissed that fat bitch from earlier got meme'd out of the thread. Got it.
>>2424106
>I just have a problem with the fact that he gets a free fucking pass, while people who do ERP, and who are just here to have a little bit of fun, get shit on all the time.
This is completely fair but why are you taking it out on Jiro? Did he give someone else shit? Because I'm pretty sure he didn't.
I'm willing to bet if you just, I dunno, named who you had a problem with people shitposting, I and possibly other anons would even agree with you. There's no need to take it out on someone innocent, it just makes you a fucking hypocrite.
>>2424115
>muh hg boogyman
Erpfags are know to sperge out too
Glad I jumped ship. You people wouldn't ERP if it saved your mother's life.
>>2424106
>Jiro never gets shit on
Man, we put his ass on blast hardcore when he first started hanging around. The /b/ crowd was not happy about the furry invasion at first.
He's paid his dues here, even if he is a filthy dogfucker.
>>2424106
>Anonymous 04/21/16(Thu)17:31:02 No.2424124 â–¶
Seriously what the fuck is going on
>>2424106
>Jiro said that if we wanted him gone all we had to do was say so
>this happens
This is what happens when you get attached.
>>2424106
>Someone actually took the time to type this angry post out
It's time to step away from the monitor
>>2424140
>shitter shattered
Ooh, I forgot about that one. I need to toss that in to more casual conversation IRL.
>>2424135
M8, HGfags love their walls of deriding text. It gets their Napoleon dicks up to vent their anger at random at people who don't deserve it.
>>2424106
why are you so angry? just leave
>>2424140
Back to 9gag you underaged fuck
>>2424124
You are literally bragging about chasing off an actual ERPer. What the fuck?
>>2424129
I'm saying that the circlejerk surrounding what he does is fucking ridiculous, when anyone else who displays the same behavior and doesn't have a defense force on-call gets
>meme'd out of the thread
>>2424155
>>2424140
>>2424139
>>2424133
>>2424115
>>2424159
>>2424169
Hi Discordfags, Miya, and Haruka.
>>2424098
(I plan on doing the shiny, maybe tomorrow if I'm not too busy)
>breaking out into a slight gasp as your shaft presses against her sensitive womb, she gapes her mouth slightly, steadying herself as a thin strand of drool runs from her mouth, your curious hands finding her sensitive nipples, toying with them and causing her to groan slightly in pleasure, her pussy contracting around your cock and steadily milking it with her hot, tight walls
I heard there was a bunch of faggy ass little fucking girls in this thread getting their sensitive little feelings hurt because of some shitposting, so I came here to hurt your bitch feelings even more by adding to the shitposting. Are you degenerate asshole lickers ready for the shit? It's fucking coming right now in the shape of my text smelling of pure shit. I'm going to make a new entry thread with a picture of some autistic child on my face, then I'm going to let it fill up with the 48 tributes, and then I'm going to delete the thread and create a new one. I will infinitely repeat the process until these fucking games are killed like the cancer they are, and I will fucking succeed in my plan. I will wipe the cancerous likes of Ryona, Fumi, Adachi, Littlefaggot, King Cuck, Hoshit, Faggot Russian, Foot Fetishist, Thanks for hosting Yuno, Fagbrose, and any other faggots that might think they're relevant off the face of this fucking board. You're all fucking shit and I will destroy you fucking wankers.
>>2424173
ive never been to any of those
my erp is better than your erp
>>2424173
You've just proven my point.
>>2424174
Why must gardevoire be perpetually boner-inducing
>>2424173
>Hi Discordfags, Miya, and Haruka.
Damn, you caught me
>>2424158
Daily reminder that this post was made by an erpfag >>2393098
GODAMNIT YOU FAGGOTS STOP SHITPOSTING OR I'M GONNA START RAPING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU I'M TRYING TO ENJOY HOT POKEMON SEX HERE
>>2424174
>gardevoir
First Blaziken, and now Gardevoir
muh dick
>>2424173
As someone friends with Haruka, you're so retarded it's physically painful. She's not even online.
>>2424175
damn this guy is good
>>2424173
What the fuck is Discord and what does it have to do with any of those people you quoted, myself included? And calm the fuck down, shit doesn't need to be taken to this level.
>>2424194
What was that last bit?
The shitposting shows that hg fags are more degenerate than we are.
>>2424173
>I'm saying that the circlejerk surrounding what he does is fucking ridiculous, when anyone else who displays the same behavior and doesn't have a defense force on-call gets
>>meme'd out of the thread
You literally just said you didn't have a problem with what he did. So why are you giving him shit? He might be a good example, but leave him out of it. He isn't actually part of this.
If you have a problem with somene being unfairly shitposted, then just say who the fuck it is already instead of taking it out on an innocent fucking person.
>>2424194
Go away you.
>>2424194
booger helmet is here
>>2424196
>>2424187
There's room for all of you~
>>2424204
Guess who's behind this post
Guess you have to be part of the cool kids of ERP to post here.
Fuck this. Anywhere is better. 4+4chan, F-list, even fucking Tumblr and Gaia.
(And here I thought I might try mobile for a bit. See you guys later.)
Holy fuck you're all fucking faggots holy shit
>>2424207
>citation and proof needed
Have a (You) and an UID from a HG-fag.
>>2424142
>Patchy quietly huffs, and her fingers firmly clutch the verdure that rests beneath her palms. The magician pants a little as well, while she squirms from the massage that originally seemed rather well-intented. Despite this, however, she desperately fights off the feeling, as her grip loosens and she tries to simply relax. All that she could really utter, amidst her subtle movements, was:
...I suppose so...
>>2424221
>>/HG/
>>2424207
No, it shows that you're a shitty ERP community that doesn't actually care about ERPing. Both "sides" here are retarded.
>>2424146
Good job faggots. You called down the thunder.
>>2424221
Same
Oh wow, this is nice
>>2424234
>Implying I'm going to shitpost when you all are doing it to yourselves just fine.
>>2424232
And you faggots care about your baby hunger games? Face it, hg is much worse than erp.
>>2424088
This.
I don't see what's the issues. I like our players talking time to time just casually here.
>>2424231
Fucker I gotta make my money.
I'm getting paid to shitpost you faggots.
So literally fucking kill yourself you waste of space.
>>2424237
O-Oh...
I want to violently rape Muffet
YES! IT'S FINALLY WORKING! THE DEVICE I'VE CREATED AND HAD KEPT SECRET FOR SO LONG IS FINALLY ACTIVATED AND WORKING ACCORDINGLY! A portal from the HG threads to the ERP threads and vice versa!
JUDGMENT DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(Don't you all think thag this is getting a little out of hand...?)
Who is ERP's version of Hoshi?
>>2424216
>fucking Gaia
All of my shame that I first started to learn how to ERP by cybering in towns.
Those kids couldn't fuck for shit.
>>2424246
>Assuming I'm HG
My case in point. 2x4chan, here I come.
(What the fuck is going on anymore)
>>2424264
Hoshi.
>>2424258
But if I kill myself, how will you shitpost me to make money?
>>2424219
W-will you be back later?
>>2424258
He's not lying, guys.
>>2424262
(that* oops.)
>>2424269
Anons lashing out against Jiro for various reasons. Mostly because he doesn't ERP anymore due to being attached.
>>2424267
>Those kids couldn't fuck for shit.
fucking kek
>>2424234
Im-fucking-plying. I didn't even know anything was on here till that was posted.
>This thread right now
This is exactly what happens when you take what happens on a trivial imageboard too fucking seriously.
>>2424268
>2x4chan
>>2424279
>Anons
It's like one anon.
>>2424272
I'll shitpost everyone else
Also lowkey pay me
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3202515&ty=h
>>2424264
Clownpiece/Nue
>>2424267
How do you even go about erping in gaia? Like where the fuck do you even do that and not get banned in some childrens game like that?
>>2424269
People tired of basically being told that they can't ERP here while some furry fuck gets a free pass for all his circlejerking since he's liked. So yeah it's time to go somewhere where you can ERP without being part of a clique.
>shitstorming
>the day after Prince died
You should all be ashamed of yourselves. This isn't what we learned from Purple Rain. This isn't what we learned at all.
>>2424288
Yep, god forbid a place where there's active moderation! How terrifying!
>>2424284
That's what I'm saying. It was an erp shitstorm but they had to blame "muh boogyman".
>>2424219
Please take care of him. He doesn't really deserve to be treated like this. He seems like such a nice person.
>I whip out my 18 inch gargantuan gorilla dick and begin to stroke it furiously
Who wants some?~
>>2424269
There is a Getter Rei deficiency in the thread.
>>2424241
Aye.
Now where's that yandere, stab-happy Chara you were teasing us with the last thread?
>>2424308
I've seen countless rp communities on 8ch, they all went into the shitter.
>>2424174
>Enjoying the feeling of her smaller breasts in his hand, he expands past tugging on her raised buds to caressing the entirety of the mound, loveingly rubbing his hands across the surface pressing into the squishy white flesh below. Her adorable sounds from in front put an immense strain on his control. With his balls being toyed with and the hellishly tight vice nearly sucking him in like a vacuum below, he knew it wasn't going to be very long until he came. The remaining palm grabbing her waist slid down to place his thumb just above the ring of her backdoor entrance. The sloppy mess being made from their raw animalistic fucking made it easy to wetten. He slowly slid the digit inside, pushing just past her ring has his aching cock pistoned below.
>humps thread
>>2424321
I want Silica's cummies
>>2424311
I don't even give a flying fuck what happens around this thread. I only make the occasional gimp edit and post them here and that's it.
>>2424321
Please let me jerk the baby batter out of your cum cannon.
>>2424333
what animal is this
>>2424301
>clique.
There's that word both communities don't know how to properly use again.
>>2424301
(Who the fuck can't ERP? I've literally never seen that.)
>>2424279
(Thank you)
>>2424341
Red panda~ I think...
>>2424329
House of Sluts is still going fine. I'd rather have to wait for a long time for an avatar I like and have it feel all the more good when it happens or play as an avatar there than deal with you retards here.
>>2424341
A disappointment
>>2424342
clique
klēk,klik/
noun
noun: clique; plural noun: cliques
a small group of people, with shared interests or other features in common, who spend time together and do not readily allow others to join them.
synonyms: coterie, set, circle, ring, in-crowd, group; More
club, society, fraternity, sorority;
cabal, caucus;
informalgang
"almost no one from her clique showed up at the reunion"
Pretty much this desu.
>>2424320
>tfw the only crime Jiro committed was getting attached
Did he know not to? Did anyone tell him that not getting attached is the golden rule?
>>2424299
In the Towns thing. Doing it out in the open was a good way to pull a ban.
Granted, I've moved on because I'm not some fucking pedo. At least here I can lie to myself that everybody's 18+
>>2424326
Mmmm, in a bit
>>2424226
Miss Patchy...?
>He fumbles a bit as she squirms
Are...are you okay? You're squirming and awful lot..
>He keeps kneading her soft backside with firmer and firmer presses
Is there anywhere in particular you'd like me to focus on...?
>>2424358
>do not readily allow others to join them.
This is the kicker. No one gives a fuck who comes here as long as they aren't a total faggot. That goes for both communities.
>>2424321
Mmm... now THIS is what I've been waiting for...
>>2424381
Another Sorceress?
>>2424347
Do you have a big butt?
>>2424379
Sure whatever helps you sleep at night. Fuck this place.
>>2424335
>Walks over to you, begins stroking your cock and playing with your balls
Not until I get your cummies first, slave~
>>2424339
Fine, since you asked so nicely.
>Walks over to you, rubs my mayonnaise cannon all over your face
>>2424381
Is that so?~
>>2424381
>mfw I want Bayonetta and the Witch to have a catfight and end up hatefucking
>>2424385
Another?
>>2424394
N-Noooo! I want your cummies first!
>He tried to push her away and cover himself up.
>>2424394
>dibbly doos my wingy dingy into your bloo poo while i hallafalla your imny heiney wibbliy whoo
>>2424394
>Grips your sausage shooter with both hands and gives it a meat massage.
Please shoot lots of kiddy cream from your bologna balloon.
>>2424375
Nn...
>Patchouli peers over her shoulder, keeping an eye out while she tries to hide the redness that was starting to overtake her cheeks with a piercing redness. The introvert awkwardly shakes her head, though, it makes her body wobble a little in the process. Though it was getting quite unberable, she didn't wish to crack under the pressure.
N... no. I am... fine.
>>2424332
>With the combined assault on her senses with your groping hands around her chest, your cock pistoning inside her like a well oiled machine and your thumb now violating her sensitive backdoor, she utterly broke out into moaning, groaning in lust as she lost control of her psychic ability, losing her mind to the utterly savage fucking, with her powers uncontrolled, you felt a sudden sharp increase of the force on your balls, running waves of uncontrollable pleasure throughout your frame
>>2424385
Yeah, Shinoa's would be a bit more verbose.
Guys
I'm sorry....
>>2424399
Yes, we have a Sorceress, though she comes around rather rarely.
>>2424367
Looking forward to seeing you in action.
>He gives her a small chocolate bar.
Stabbing, souls, and chocolate. What else really matters?
G'luck, Chara
(Though I don't blame you if you choose to wait for the storm to blow through.)
>>2424419
I want to fuck this red panda!
>>2424436
>that furret's fucking face
>>2424446
No, fuck off with your shit picture.
>>2424419
Furry porn you should do things here
>>2424385
Then yes, another.
>>2424446
No fucking way!
>>2424447
(Whoops, my bad. Pardon me then.)
>Being so much of a fucking degenerate that you need to role play with anime girls who are actually fat sweaty neets like yourself but you convince yourself they're really qt grills irl because no real girl will touch you.
wew fukin lad.
>>2424480
It's not real.
>>2424446
I don't believe this
image unrelated
>>2424491
thats what ive been saying all this time
>>2424491
Can i lick your smelly, crusted asshole?
>>2424491
fuck off vino
>>2424419
It may not be a big butt, but it's still an A+ butt!
>>2424491
Your point?
>>2424491
Have you seen a vagina irl?
Not for me.
2D4LYFE, babe.
>>2424430
>Sees how red her face is and moves off her rump to her lower back. He moves around straddling her while kneeling, working his way to her sides before moving his hands underneath her and working his way ever upwards until he was right under her soft, pillowy breasts
A-are you sure? You're starting to look a bit flustered...
>>2424412
>Steps on your cock with my stinky foot and strokes it with my silky stockings
No. Give Silica your cummies!
>>2424420
>supercalifragilisticexpialidocious' all over your face
>>2424424
Mmm, that's right. Give my meat a good ol' rub.
>Thrusts my hips repeatedly, jamming my cockness monster against your eager lips
>>2424491
But it's fun.
>>2424511
hot
>>2424543
No!
>He runs away with a tear in his eye as he looked back at the large cock he never got cummies from.
>>2424545
(Don't wanna soil a well loved character with my crummy writing. But it's fine, finding another sexy ava shouldn't be hard)
>>2424512
These idiots don't even realize it.
I mean it's like they're not even on the autism spectrum. They are the spectrum.
Others are graded based off how well they represent an erp fag.
>>2424514
Go for it.
>>2424515
Okay thanks fors ruining my secret avatar. I know everyone hates me, and I regret ever picking up Vino. I only want you guys to forgive me for my past and move on, but you guys don't seem capable of doing that. What more do you want me to do? I'll do whatever it takes if it means you guys forgive me.
>>2424572
>>And you all wonder why I've been MIA.
We haven't, though..?
>>2424572
<3
>>2424572
fuck off attention whore
>>2424571
Pretty sure it's not wasting your time here, Vino.
> A Bot
>>2424572
Go die.
Gah!
>The loss of her control delivered a sharp pain to his sensitive sack coaxing out a shrill yelp. This momentary outburst caused him to freeze for a few seconds before the psychic waves soothed his mind and soul. With every bit of being covered in Gardevoir's sensual energy, his mind went completely blank. His hips thrust down to the base of his crotch, burying himself in her drooling pussy. Emptying out his entire reserves, the man shot every bit of cum hm that was stirred by her powers beforehand out, filing her womb and gushing outwards onto the ground below. He shadowed over her, sweating profusely as he pushed strand after sticky strand into her breedable hole below.
>>2424546
>nobody will ever turn me into a girl and then rape me with their hyper cock and cum buckets inside me
>>2424543
>Plants kisses on the underside while his hands quickly run along your giant Dr. Robotnik's Mean Cream Machine.
Who knew Sillica had such a thick yummy Shlongsbery Steak?
>>2424572
Kill yourself
>>2424572
we dont FUCKING CARE
>>2424594
It's okay baby, we have ERP
>>2424594
(I want Gallade to rail me)
>>2424572
I'm somehow disappointed everyone fell for this.
>>2424572
(How about you fuck off? You're not Nui.)
>>2424572
fuck off nigger
>Now people are whining about Nui of all people
Hahahaha you people will just group-think and jump on anything that'll keep you from ERPing won't you? Enjoy your cesspool. There won't be anyone left to ERP with regardless after a while.
>>2424532
>...And that was the trigger. A shiver crawls up along her spine slowly, wracking her body with tremors, as she silently bites down on her lower lip to stifle her noises. The scholar's body was surprisingly sensitive. Maybe it was because of how she hadn't actually had any sexual contact for the longest amount of time. Even with herself, even. The touch of another was foreign, yet definitely wasn't unwelcome. With a bit of frustration hanging onto her shaky words, she lets out:
...just this once.
Am I missing something?
Why are we hating on Nui now?
>>2424616
Forgive my lack of a mental catalog of everybody's filenames.
>>2424589
My times pretty precious, But I take the time out of my day to remind you how much of a failure you all are.
>>2424618
How do you know?
>>2424631
Yeah, damn for you not being autistic.
There's...not a lot of ERP going on in this thread.
>>2424572
>People will believe this is the real Nui.
Fucking idiots.
>>2424685
Wanna fix that?
>>2424629
Even if it wasn't a fake it was still the same level of attention whoring superior complex bullshit Nui would do
>>2424650
(I'm talking to Nui right now.)
>>2424448
Is this all you can give me? I want a bigger chocolate!
>She throws the chocolate bar into your face
>>2424618
Damn you're pretty salty about someone posting an image.
Maybe seek mental help? Because that's not normal.
>>2424627
(
>even with herself, even.
God, I keep being redundant. sorry.)
>>2424667
If you ever imply I'm not autistic again I will backtrace your IP and break into your house at night to drain all of the liquids out of your body and harvest the organs for the gray market.
>>2424685
Better to lurk until this bullshit blows over, mate.
>>2424685
We can fuck if you want to champ.
>>2424652
>implying
You're just a retard that got mad at whoever that actually was. You would have whined about her regardless of whether it was her or not because a bunch of other people did it first. You're a sheepish moron who can't even keep an ERP thread on topic.
>>2424707
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that..
>>2424701
>tfw Ragyo isn't talking to me right now.
>>2424627
A-alright
>He took it as the chance to go, a bit out of it himself. He inched his hands a little further and started to massage her chest through her shirt. They were big, bigger than her clothes let on, and just as soft as he had imagined. He felt like a kid in a candy store, teasing her chest and lowering himself behind her.
>>2424704
(You can fuck off too, Kaku.)
>>2424704
>you're pretty salty about someone posting an image
Literally everyone on the internet can get triggered by a picture, you aren't making sense.
>>2424716
Yeah sure whatever (You) say.
>>2424459
Okay deal~
>>2424467
Maybe someday~!
>>2424516
Gracias anon~
>>2424726
See, We have it again.
Upset over a picture and text.
I'd really recommend checking out a psychiatrist.
They might help you grow some thicker skin.
>>2424731
>Getting upset about some mean words and a picture.
So if I post an image of a cute anime girl you're going to get upset?
>>2424562
Come back here!
>Chases after you, my beef slinky flopping around wildly with each lunge forward, slamming against the ground and causing a trail of precum to trace my path
>>2424598
Ah.. if you keep doing that I'm going to...
>Silica scrunches her face tightly, the impending explosion brewing inside of her love spuds causes her to lose control of her normal bodily functions.
It's... It's.......!!!! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaa~
>Her enormous baby firing bazooka erupts, plastering your face and coating your entire body in her woman mucus
>>2424720
Good answer.
According to the traditions of my tribe, you and I are wed now.
Where's dinner? Bitch, I want food.
Why aren't you pregnant?
>>2424746
And those are A+ thighs!
ERP = HG in terms of cancer.
Why is Kurisu always here if she NEVER fucking ERPs?
>>2424722
...nnn...
>The academic finds herself squirming and whimpering slightly while subjected in his care. A peculiar warmth begins to build up within her, while her breaths grow a bit ragged, from having her chest massaged with such precision and expertise. Judging by her expression, even if he couldn't see it: Patchouli was subtly enjoying this.
>>2424618
>>2424701
Auntie, don't bother, let them speak their stupidity when all they want to do is cause a stir among people for amusement.
WELCOME, ON THIS EPISODE OF COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT WE ________.
>>2424752
Someone will, I don't know why you think I'm upset though , I don't even know who you are ot what you have done.
>>2424753
Not unless you agree to give me your cummies first!
>He continued his sprinting before he looked back and was caught in a trance staring at the large meat flopping around. He tripped and fell down a hill, rolling down it for several minutes.
>>2424734
And you still replied anyway. Your "(you)" memeposting doesn't hide the fact that you're determined not the ERP and mad enough to reply with just enough to get in a last word. Going to do it again? Because you're just proving how retarded you are. You and every other bandwagon jumping moron here are going to drive all the good avatars out, and in the end when you wonder what happened, you'll only have yourself to blame and a bunch of other Anons who will lurk around while the shitposters jerk off waiting for someone to arrive. You have no actual reason for the whining you do about whatever popular avatar comes up, you're just following the crowd. Have fun with that.
>>2424770
Cuck Mettaton.
>>2424702
>Flustered, he retrieves the offering sheepishly and puts it his pocket.
S-Sorry, I just wanted to see you slice up some anons and thought you could use the energy...
>>2424752
(Wow, real hurtful when you're the one who's shitposting this hard to try and build a little anti-ERP cred for yourself. I'm not the lease bit mad, Rin. I'm laughing at you. I'm laughing at how you ERP'd before now. I'm laughing at how thirsty you were in HG. I'm laughing at how you think you're laying masterful bait when all you're really doing is reinforcing what everyone already knew; that you're an unlikeable cunt.)
>>2424765
I'm playing as my character you degenerate.
>>2424742
What is this?
>>2424770
...have a washed up meme trying to be relevant again!
>>2424753
>Guzzles down as much of the Code White: Mountain Dew as he can as he continues to milk your glorious nippon cock, folded over 1000 times
>>2424764
I'd say this is an accurate statement. We're like asians: same fucking thing but we hate each other anyway while the rest of the board raffs.
>shitposts in thread
>>2424796
YES, EXACTLY!
>>2424790
I get that but you never do anything other than post metal music and post random lines. You don't RP with anyone, you just waste image slots.
>>2424772
>>2424752
He's right though. You bunch of typefucking fags will get mad over everything. A psychiatrist wouldn't be needed, an asylum is something that is a bit more fitting.
>>2424789
Wait - Rin? As in, Okumura?
>>2424789
>Replying to Vino seriously
Nothing of what he says makes sense and he only wants your attention, you damn idiot.
>>2424767
Miss...Pathcouli...? Are...are you showing emotion?
>His hands still worked deftly around her marshmallowy globes. Deciding now would be a good time, he started focusing on her nipples, first with massaging, and then with light pinching. Already perched on her nicely rounded rump, he started to grow, pressing against his pants and right into her plump backside.
>>2424789
Elizabutthurt.
Let it go, man. Represent your community in a positive light.
>>2424764
They're both pretty fucking cancerous tbqhwy
It's just atleast some in HG don't try and dick 2d girls.
>>2424772
>I don't know why you think I'm upset though
>Literally everyone on the internet can get triggered by a picture
Pick one you moron
>>2424789
>This guy thinks I'm Rin
Oh boy billy, Do I have a story for you.
You see I'm actually Vino.
The realest dude in Hunger games.
Second in command to Hoshi.
Learn your history before you try and make a comeback before you get styled on again you little bitch.
>>2424789
>tfw Jiro and Nui getting shitposted made even Ragyo mad
Is this the darkest day for ERP?
>>2424833
(I've wanted to say that for a long time anyway. No time like the present~)
>>2424767
And through all this we have a 2hu actually ERPing and being pretty decent.
Good choice too, Patchy-kun, she's a great 2hu, carry on despite the shitshow the rest of the thread is.
>>2424594
I'd still fuck a cute Gallade.
>>2424817
I haven't posted metal lyrics in quite some time! I've just been interacting with others.
>>2424819
Thank you, anon.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO MAKE THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTE'S!
>>2424837
ITS SPELLED P.A.T.C.H.O.U.L.I
.....
--
>>2424845
Nah, I'd still say the Desu Revolution threads on /b/ where we got shut the fuck down were a pretty low point for us.
NUMBER ONE, WE GET EGGS!
>>2424778
>>2424803
Thanks for the fun you two~
But I wanna pay attention to the drama and funpost some, so I'll be stopping now!
>>2424789
But ERP doesn't need any discredit. You're already discredited into the lowest of the low.
>>2424860
>Not dressing like a maid and drawing something cute on my omelette rice
>>2424865
Never change, Silica.
>smacks you in the face with my cock
Even mama Ragyou's huffy today...
>>2424846
It's already obvious how much of a cancer he was back in Hunger Games forcing ships and killing his own avatars. Don't feed his irrational posts.
>>2424741
>>2424593
(whoops)
>With your pearly white baby batter filling her womb to capacity, spurting cream out around your shaft, dripping down to the ground below, her worn and abused body sweating and moaning as you used her slutty hole, unloading yourself and forcing her to break into a harsh orgasm, curling her fingers into a tight fist, her muscles tensing up as her body shuddered, her voice reduced to only groans of pleasure
>>2424841
Both are true though. You can get triggered by anything you don't like, that's just common behavior.
>>2424865
B-but I want to have more funpost sex with Sillica!
>>2424841
(I've said what I needed to say. You were always an ass and you've done your damnedest over and over again to get that sweet sweet e-pussy and failed every time. From Sunset to Carol to Me. Now remember where you are and get back where you belong. In the trash.)
NEXT, WE NEED OIL, FOR THE PAN...
I RECOMMEND USING MTT-BRAND HIGH GRADE MOTOR-OIL!. IT REALLY BRINGS OUT THAT ZESTY FLAVOR!
>>2424788
I want a bigger chocolate bar! Will you get it for me?
>She wraps her arms around your waist tightly
>>2424892
Ahaha did that fucker get attached to HG players?
>>2424892
>so savage you're not sure if they're being ooc or ic anymore
ragyo's a good fit for you
>>2424892
MAXIMUM BUTTFRUSTRATION
>>2424865
Y-You too...It's not like I actually wanted your cummies or anything, baka!
>>2424918
>tfw Sillica shot her cummies all over me and not you
You can lick it off of me if you want, anon.
WTF IS HAPPENING THIS THREAD I JUST WANT TO GET OFF
FUCK DRAMA
FUCK SHITPOSTING
I JUST WANT TO FUCK A BITCH IN PEACE
NOW DARLINGS, AFTER COATING YOUR PAN, CRACK OPEN ABOUT 34 EGGS, AND ADD THEM TO THE HEATED SOURCE!
>>2424837
...Q-quiet.
>With a slightly riled voice, Patchy yelps a little, and shudders under his skillful touch. Her head cocks back, while she grits her teeth a bit, before staring behind her, eyeing the impression that was slowly grinding against her. Suddenly, she could feel it - a longing, in her groin. She doesn't even try to fight it back. Her hips slowly move, and her tender rear presses and runs against the pressure straining against the front of his pants. With a hushed voice - which nearly got stuck in her throat - despite how embarrassed she was, she forces out:
T... take it out.
>>2424850
(T-thanks, I hope I'm not horribly botching the character.)
>>2424927
R-Really? You'd let me?
>>2424913
MAXIMUM REDDIT
Kill yourself, newfag
>>2424909
What are paranthesis
>>2424930
>ERP thread
>doesn't expect drama, bullshit, and shitposting
Welcome to the threads! It's thirsty Thursday, half-price wells and tacos for fifty cents.
>>2424938
You better come get it while it's still hot.
(And sorry to the thread for shitting it up. I'll take my leave to remove my part of it. Thanks to Patchouli for ERP'ing despite the bullshit, mine included.)
>>2424892
>Doesn't listen and continues to ramble on in their delusion of who they think I am.
I knew you guys had something wrong mentally but god damn I didn't realize you were this brain dead. As Roman stated before. You guys are the lowest of the low.
Degenerate man children who do nothing but try and type fuck other fat sweaty guys all day.
>>2424932
She's one of my faves next to the hag trifecta(Yukari, Yuyuko, Kanako) and Yuugi, and I think you're lovely. If I had free time today I'd probably play with you too. Keep it up.
>>2424952
How about you leave indefinitely
>>2424952
But I'll miss you.
>>2424955
Hi Cirno
DARLINGS....
INSTEAD OF CAUSING DRAMA!
HOW ABOUT WE COOK EGGS?
>>2424951
Yay!
>He eagerly ran over to the cum covered anon and started to lick up the delicious cummies he wanted so badly off of them.
>>2424952
I really can't blame you for getting mad. First, someone you like gets run out of the thread, someone impersonates a friend of yours, and then a shitposter you have a history with shows up to stir even more trouble. I hope you'll feel better.
>>2424955
>Degenerate man children who do nothing but try and type fuck other fat sweaty guys all day.
>Implying you have any room to talk
NEXT, YOU PLACE THE PAN IN THE MICROWAVE, AND COOK FOR 4:20 MINUTES!
>>2424981
How about you defecate into my mouth
>>2424902
>He accepts the girl's embrace, holding her tiny body close to his as a light rain falls in the garden.
I will try to have a better one for you next time.
>Not sure of Chara's mood, he pats her head silently and rubs along the nape of her neck.
>>2424992
There you go. Make sure you clean up every single drop of Sillica's Not-so whipped cream.
>>2425000
>4:20
I like this recipe desu.
>>2424952
(T-... take care.)
>>2424956
(Eheh... Glad to hear, anonymous. You could always email me, if you'd like: [email protected])
>>2424932
(I think it's awesome, and you're playing it so well!)
>Immediately surprised by the statement he slowly stops massaging her chest before fumbling nervously with his pants. Taking out his member and resuming his ongoing massage, pressing its warmth more easily against her her wobbly backside and hips.
Are you sure?
>The movement makes him grow larger, pressing and prodding against her through her clothes
>>2424952
Take care mama.
I'll email you later or something.
>>2425005
NEXT, COOK THE CHEESE ON THE STOVETOP UNTIL YOUR EGGS ARE WELL-DONE!
Here's something to break the tension
>>2424879
>As he pulled his spunk laden cock from the trembling pale pokemon below, a wave of their combined jizz comes flowing from her filled tunnel, no longer blocked. He releases his claw like grip from her peachy ass, popping his thumb out with an audible 'pop'. His disheveled self collapses on top of his toy below, pulling her into a loving, weakened embrace. Body wracked from her powers, all he can do is pant breathlessly during his final pause. Working up the strength to talk once again, his voice is raspy.
Haaa....haaa.... that was... astounding...
>>2425015
>That email
...Oh.
Reminder that anyone who legit enjoys RWBY is an autist. Worse than ponyfags.
>>2425029
But the cheese will stick to the pan
>>2424998
>Implying I can't talk
You know my name, Not my story.
>>2425015
Argh! You did it again you assassin! Why must you post a kitten Pachi! My heart can't take it!
>>2425036
>>2425044
Reminder that you are literally doing nothing but fueling the fire by giving shitposters attention.
>>2425046
You're shiposting on a trash board of a Singaporean image macro website
NEXT!, ADD THE CHEESE TO THE EGG, AND FOLD!
YOU HAVE YOUR EGGY DINNER. ENJOY!
>>2425045
DARLING!, DO YOU NOT TRUST ME?>>2425014
I AM BUILT TO PLEASE!
>>2425002
GET IN LINE
>>2425015
Hmmm, alright.
I'll sling you a line before I head to work, then.
>>2425075
But this entire site is one big shitpost. It's just adding more onto more.
>>2425046
>Mfw I read your story
>>2425075
I'd rather shitpost then type fuck retard like everyone else here.
>>2425019
(I'm glad to hear I'm still doing okay, so far.)
I am... certain.
>Patchouli could feel the stinging warmth of his length, which makes her whimper quietly, while it slides against her rear. A small line of drool runs down the side of her lips, showing just how quickly she crumbled. Then, wordlessly, the mage lifts her hands off the grass, and uses them to hike up the lengthy nightgown, until it reveals her rear, clothed in a striped pair of underwear. Surprisingly childish, for someone like herself.
>>2425043
(Not a single word~)
>>2425089
(Sounds good, then!)
>>2425056
I... I deeply apologize, anon.
>>2425007
No! I want you to buy me a better one right now, I'm hungry!
>She continues to hold her grip on you as she got increasingly frustrated
>>2425105
Whatever floats your boat man, you're still wasting your own time
>>2425105
someone needs a hobby
>>2425109
I won't tell, I was just surprised.
>>2425105
>My turd is better than yours
You're as bad as these faggots.
>>2425105
Do your thing, baby. We'll be here if you ever wanna take one of the girls for a spin.
Half of us started out as shitposters here, and the other half shitposts anyway.
>>2425109
Hnnngh...
>Sloutches over, dead from a heart attack
>>2425087
>Mettaton is back again.
>>2425087
How long is the fucking line? I've been waiting for months now
>>2425114
I see it as more of a I'm doing a public service.
Like helping the mentally challenged.
Except you're all fucking challenged beyond helping.
>>2425118
I have one.
Shitposting.
>>2425125
>Doesn't typefuck men
>Doesn't have thin skin and gets mad to drama instead finds it amusing
>Isn't a reject from the mental asylum for being over qualified.
I'm failing to see it anon.
>>2425128
See you get it.
But no thanks on that offer.
>>2425158
u did it champ
I've been told I sound like a girl, but I'm not sure. Anyone want to confirm for me? I can make a vocaroo
>>2425158
>Shitposting on the internet is somehow better than all of that.
Listen to yourself nigga, your words will never reach anyone here.You're as bad as this degenerates.
>>2425179
Do it.
>>2425170
>Still giving him attention
It's like you're actually retarded
>>2425113
>The cute girl's impatience stirs something inside of him. He pushes the lewd thoughts aside futilely as he looked down at her pouting face while she made her demands.
Where can you even get chocolate down here? It's not like I've got a box of the things with me, it was just a small treat for luck. Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
>>2425158
Hey, Izaya.
Fuck off.
This is why you fucks should use f-list for lewding. That way, you don't have to deal with Izaya-fag's Australian shitposting. Just saying.
>>2425189
But you're getting mad over text and an image like he said. At least shitposting doesn't mean I'm fucking 2d anime girls, that's a bit worse than shitposting.
>>2425179
No.
>>2425158
OH BOY WE HAVE A NEW SHITPOSTER!, EVERYONE RUN!
>>2425189
>your words will never reach anyone here
>Just had some literally who man child rant at me about my shitposting
Yeah righto, Guess you guys are dumb and blind. Now all we need is the deaf part and you'll be what everyone expects from you.
>>2425109
A-alright
>Looking down at Patchouli slowly hiking her nightgown up and showing off her panties
That's...so cute...
>He tries to stifle a small laugh, not expecting what he saw. He begins to slowly peel them back, taking in he porcelain skin. Being fully revealed, he starts to use his hands to play with her.
>>2425224
Izaaaaaaaaaya.
Fuck off.
>>2425179
Nobody wants to hear your faggot-sounding self.
>>2425216
>doesn't mean I'm fucking 2d anime girls
>He doesn't fuck 2d anime girls
Vegemite is a real food.
You're a funny person.
You matter.
>>2425244
>people eat that shit
i thought you wanted me to have hope
>>2425244
Yes it is, technically.
I have my moments.
Some days.
>>2425224
And he totally will stop typefucking and reflect of his actions because of shitposting.
>>2425227
(*the porcelain, doing well today)
Turns out the new shitposter is from HG, is a regular shitter there and is a bogan. This is why we can't have nice things.
>>2425239
Not that far gone yet anon.
>>2425241
Because sorting the shit character from the good ones you want to play with is so damn hard. It's easy af, m8. Also, Izaya-fag here is just shitposting because he likes the attention/making people le mad. If you ignore him, he'll get distracted by kangaroo pussy and fuck off before long. He doesn't actually believe in his little "rants".
Hope Miku shows up tonight.
>>2425272
No, we can't have nice things because idiots like you keep giving him attention
>>2425279
>Not that far gone yet anon.
>Implying 3DPD isn't worse than 2D in every possible way.
Normalfags.
>>2425267
It probably wont do anything.
But not saying anything doesn't change anything.
Maybe I can redeem some of these degenerates and walk them to the correct path.
>>2425121
(Personally, I, myself, thought it was quite obvious from the get-go.)
>>2425129
No... T-... this is my fault...!
>The youthful academic collapses to her knees, and clasps her mouth with her hands, fighting back the tears that were starting to well up at the corners of her eyes.
>>2425227
H... hush.
>She discreetly pouts at his words, but - her worries all then begin to fade off once his hands begin to work her tender, pale skin. The magus lets out a little whine, from the sensations coursing through her form. The academic's slit, meanwhile, could be seen subtly leaking its nectar, being a clear hallmark of her arousal, amidst his ministrations.
(I might have to drop images for a bit after this response, since I need to charge this tablet. Would that be okay, anon?)
>>2425289
And suddenly I am completely erect.
>>2425204
Well you can give me your soul, but I don't think you want to do that right?
>>2425297
One is tangible. The other intangible. Just sayign.
>>2425289
Sound like a robot, dude.
>>2425288
After what happened in this thread, I wouldn't be surprised if nobody showed up tonight
>>2425313
VOICE CHANGER CONFIRMED!
>>2425314
I'll always be here.
>>2425312
Shit is also tangible, what's your point.
>>2425289
H-hi, Skynet!
>>2425314
>>2425328
same
>>2425321
You're obviously using a voice changer.
>The cocklust thread is gone
>>2425301
>But not saying anything doesn't change anything.
No amount of worthless shitpost will change anything, just how new are you? You're as much of a waste of space than these people.
(>it was Izaya)
(Fuck you, you brilliant cunt. You got me good. Thanks for the stress relief.)
Don't forget, If you'd like to see more shitposting of this caliber then don't forget to donate to the Shitposting mercenary
https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3202515&ty=h
>>2425347
So go make a new one.
>>2425331
What did I just fucking say? You're arguing with a person on a topic he doesn't care either way about. Ignore. Him.
>>2425347
Oh no. What a fucking loss.
>>2425347
Better luck next time Youmu.
>>2425360
>That Mari.
Saved.
>>2425354
How about you fucking leave?
>>2425306
(I have no problem, I'm actually fairly new here too, so I have no idea what most of these people are talking about >>;)
>Feeling her wetness on his hand urges him onward, first with his hands, then with his groin. He reached around and underneath her leg to keep going, leaning further into her. He pressed himself between her cheeks, slowly starting to push himself between, but not into them
>>2425288
Hope Haruka shows up
>>2425366
How about NO U
>>2425361
Love your feet.
>>2425272
He's a regular shitter there and here. He's been funposting ERP for ages now.
![ATTACKING PEOPLE IN THE VYTAL FESTIVAL PRANK [GONE SEXUAL] [GOT SHOT IN THE LEG].png](https://i.imgur.com/pL9yXmd.png "ATTACKING PEOPLE IN THE VYTAL FESTIVAL PRANK [GONE SEXUAL] [GOT SHOT IN THE LEG]")
>>2425349
>Y-You're new
Doesn't matter how long I've been posting if I can get you fags this mad.
>>2425331
Well that I'd rather deal with shit I can touch than imagine about intangible shit.
>>2425360
But I care a lot.
>>2425354
I like you and all but you have to stop eating bait like that.
>>2425310
>Without a word, he leans down to retrieve the girl's weapon. The boy presses the tip of the stained knife into the light fabric of his shirt, right over his breastplate where it could easily slip through the ribs to pierce his heart. He places the girl's hands on the hilt, stepping back slightly and spreading his arms. He looks down at the girl holding him now at knifepoint.
If you want it, take it.
>>2425374
>Parsee will never love my feet
I would do ANYTHING for you.
>>2425374
Do something with them.
>>2425393
>stop
Nigger this is the first time she's eaten it
>tfw no good Silica feet pics
>>2425401
Feet, huh? I guess I'll really have to step up my game.
>>2425179
>worked a job where I had to use the phone sometimes
>customer complains about me but mistakenly assumed my voice was a girls
>don't get caught
>>2425383
>U-U mad
Again, as bad as ERPfags and HGfags.
>>2425306
>A ghost appears at her side resembling the still warm corpse, except with an ethereal, blue hue. Where his legs would be, only a trail of his clothes remain fading off into nothing.
There there... you're a magician, right? Surely you can speak to the dead. Maybe even revive them? Eh, eh?
>>2425425
top kek
I did a summer job at a call center, we used to put on accents and shit to fuck with people when the bosses took off.
Fun fact: calls were recorded and we got our asses chewed.
Worth it, that job blew goats.
>>2425405
is it? then it better be the las one.
Why is there a separate thread for Senran Kagura roleplay, anyway? Do they not ERP or something?
>>2425491
No, they actually concentrate on their roleplaying and have an overarching plot.
>>2425491
They do, but they're... weird. They don't even post images despite the mobage giving them a gorillion images of any one Senran to use. It's an odd thread, really.
>>2425398
But it's way too easy! I at least want some kind of challenge!
(Sorry but I have to go now... Yandere Chara at a later time)
>>2425511
(Yandere ain't really my thing, I was hoping to see some anon pick it up and run with ya. Later!)
>those fucking shorts
Stupid sexy undertale...
What is this face trying to convey?
>>2425371
(Hehe. I getcha. Would be best to just ignore them, though. Don't fret. One last image for the road.)
Hahn...?
>Patchouli looks back, with an almost desperate look in her eyes. Her lips move to form a pout, and she quivers from his touch, her honeypot becoming more and more drenched as the seconds, which turned to minutes, passed. Her head then turns to look in front once more, while her rear is raised. Voluntarily, as her lust slowly gets the best of her, she moves her hips in the same rhythm as him, which, in turn, gradually stimulates his length.
>>2425453
I... am not certain if I can meddle with such regards. Such issues fall under Yuyuko's agenda.
>>2425538
The anguish of millions of beans ground down to mere dust and then scalded with water, all to fuel the cruel machine of man.
>>2425538
I'm autistic so I can't read facial expressions
>>2425551
Those poor fucking legumes. We have got to be some grand cosmic joke by some sick fuck deity.
>>2425509
Actually it's just me who doesn't use images when posting. I don't feel like doing it, maybe because I don't see any necessity on doing that.
>>2425577
>You still have no bf
>>2425544
>He looks directly into her pouting face with a sense of accomplishment. As she starts to grind herself against him, he can't help but think that if this is the body that idleness makes, Patchouli should remain so forever. Feeling like it's been enough teasing but not sure of her motives, he decides asks an off question.
Patchy...? Which one would you like?
