/scaly/ - Scaly General: Thread #45
Post lewd reptiles and discuss their anatomy, male or female is fine. Dragons, kobolds, wyverns, lizardfolk, snakes, sharks, as well as other scaly creatures and herps are welcome. If there's a particular edge case and you're unsure if it's okay, just ask.
Please try to avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, keep it fresh and post other stuff.
Also, you may enjoy a collection of scaly-related writings (as well as other non-smut contributions) here, which you are free to contribute to:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
Did you miss something? No worries, the previous thread can be found here:
>http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/2381060
Today's featured image is a dragon fucking a car. There's not much else to it.
Topic of the thread: Why is it that many see scalies as something inherently bad when there's plenty of porn? What do you think is behind this mentality?
>Dragons fucking cars
Holy shit, it's like I'm back in 2008.
>>2414110
>Topic of the thread
They aren't mammals. It even comes up about pets or reptilian animals in general. I see a lot of people bring up how reptiles lack intelligence/emotions, or are generally lesser than mammals.
>Why is it that many see scalies as something inherently bad when there's plenty of porn? What do you think is behind this mentality?
Hatred of reptiles is ingrained into many cultures
Snake & The Farmer
The fact that some snakes are poisonous and can kill, like in Texas
Adam & Eve
Reptiles in general being considered untrustworthy and dangerous (ie, he's a slippery snake, dragon lady in China, etc)
Interestingly, our like of dragons is rather recent, compared to the East. Even in Tolkien's day dragons were still the primarily in evil catagory.
I think the shift of dragons from Literally Satans to sometimes good probably came about as dragons were looked at as more awe-inspiring myths rather than old church doctrines.
Tortoises/geckos/and the like get free passes for being generally harmless and/or cute.
Third for New TsundereDragon
>>2414382
I like her design
don't care for the show though
>>2414382
I'm kind of sick of her already, she's literally spammed all over different sites when I'm looking for general dragon art. Just makes me feel upset that other dragons still get close to no attention just because they are from older or not as widely known sources.
>>2414110
>>2414375
Dinosaurs have always been rad though. That's gotta count for something.
>>2414110
Blame ancient civilizations. Someone one day said "fuck snakes and lizards" and here we are today. I blame the bible somewhat.
>>2414110
>dragon fucking a car
>on /fur/
>>2414770
> /fur/
>>2414788
Nice dubs
>implying this isn't /fur/ post WPP
>>2414624
>Dragon character that just showed up on a popular show
>getting more fanart than older, less well-known dragons
Gee, I wonder why that would happen.
Believe me, I understand where you're coming from, but it's been maybe a week or so. Give it some time, and the hype will die down, and we'll return to the usual trickle of barely any new art for anything scaly.
I posted about this a few threads back, but I figure I might as well try again to see if I can get a response this time.
If I understand correctly, most male lizards sheath their genitals at the base of their tail inside their cloaca. With this in mind, if a male lizard was really submissive and was able to keep himself flaccid, would smashing his cloaca be any different than doing a female's cloaca? And if he did become erect while you're inside of him, what would happen?
>>2415254
Might be incomfortable
>>2415297
interesting. I've written smut about lizards before, but I always seem to be finding something new about their biology. Cloacae are funny things to me.
>>2415093
/fur/ was practically a trap that caught both sides in a rather clever ruse, /trash/ is practically anything the posters make it out to be. I'd imagine prolonged, constant raiding could possibly remove the furry/scaly porn dump the current board culture posts if given enough time...and patience. It'd have to go on for months, and I don't think any other board these days would have the drive.
With that said, the closest thing I can imagine fucking up the board from its current state is a mod migrating a ton of off-topic threads and raise /trash/'s awareness to many more shitposters to shit up these circles.
Are MILFdragons a thing?
>>2415590
Yeah they're good
>>2415590
>Are MILFdragons a thing?
This has been posted many times before, but I think you'll find this image true to heart.
>>2415590
>Are MILFdragons a thing?
Anon, plz. You just made me realize things
>Charizards are 2-3 feet taller than 10 year olds heading out on a pokemon journey
>Pokemon and trainers share special bonds, even Ash's chikorita had a crush on him
>you will never go on a journey with your beloved and spoiled charmander
>as she becomes a charizard she will never go mama bear for you, treating you like her kid and protecting you
>she will never also have weird lewd feelings toward you as well
>>2415590
define what you mean by "a thing"
>>2415590
Fat pouty lips on scales triggers me more than it ought to. Even human-like hair doesn't really bother me like it does some other anons, but I can't get past lips.
>>2416250
I actually like the lips. They're really kissable, and that's something nice to me.
Someone wanted some romantic straight dragon dickings or something?
>fuzz
>>2415254
>m/m cloaca stuff
>>2416151
As in, there is enough of it to be able to create a folder just dedicated to the subject with a 250 megabyte minimum.
>>2416038
I always liked that pic. It's real cute.
>>2416137
More like
>Father hands you his Charizard he's had since he was ten to help you on your own journey and tells her to look after me in his absence.
>She's Full on momma bear with you.
>She tries helps you to learn as both a trainer and a person.
>As the weeks go by her protective instincts of " No one will harm you as long as I'm around." eventually turn into " No one will take you from me" to finally "Only I'm good enough for you."
>She gets determined to teach you about EVERYTHING it takes to become a real man no matter how long it takes.
>>2417587
Lesbo dragon egg laying? Yes, please!
I started playing Drakengard 3 today.
Mikhail is pretty great.
>>2414110
Can we get some more drawings of pic related please?
>>2418188
>>2418192
Very cute gal, is that all of her?
>>2419594
Most of her art is anthro or fat...or both. I have this Thick statue though
>>2419594
>>2420417
I can't deal with those bimbo lips.
>>2419594
>>2420122
It's criminal just how little good art there is of Dragon.
>>2420122
>Very cute gal, is that all of her?
She is a new character so yes.
>>2414343
>"Those dragons are more lizardy, but ours has the face and eyes and fur of a big dog."
>We just removed the key features of what makes a dragon a dragon and made it look like Clifford the Green fucking Dog, but don't worry, it's still a dragon.
>>2422383
Oh my this is very nice.
>>2423087
Agreed. Saved the fuck out of it.
What does an old chameleon who can't change color have?
Reptile dysfunction!
I want to dick the alligator
Post music you'd want to listen to while fucking your dragon waifu/husbando
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17PM-UMVud8
>>2427016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K56DCGJeEnw
How're those Argonians coming along /scaly/? You DID reinstall Skyrim, right?
>>2427209
lol no.
All I need is Oblivion.
>>2427209
I'm still stuck in the Souls vortex
help
>>2427277
Too cute
I never actually met dar-ma when I played oblivion, which is odd because apaprently she initiates with you? Not sure.
>>2427211
I absolutely love fdokkaku's art.
>>2427209
Just got a new GTX 960 and I'm modding it now. Gonna make some sexy lizard (and cat) gals right away.
>>2427297
Yea, when you explore around Chorral, she walks up to you and immediately asks if you want to be her friend. Saying yes is an auto-max level friend status.
She's the most moe~ character in the game.
What name do you want your scaley waifu/husbando to have?
>>2427566
I wonder why I never met her then?
>>2427714
Naming your spouse seems pretty strange to me.
>>2427714
Something sexy and human sounding like penelope or esmé
Or a cool dragon name like Quetzalcoatl
>>2427714
I don't know exactly, but I'd prefer something exotic or fantasy sounding and not more than 3 syllables long. Or just some really short cutesy name.
>>2427870
It's possible that the kidnap quest triggered without you going there. Oblivian is pretty buggy.
Also, I just remembered that Terra battle has Lizardfolk. This is one of your possible recruits, a nurse called A'misandra.
>>2427714
Name her myself? I guess something exotic like Reiz'ateen.
>>2427955
Apostrophes are the fedoras of names.
>>2427016
I would pick this for some sweet slow tempo sexing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMXzWHhNUMA
>>2427962
You're not going to like Terra Battle then. All Lizardfolk have them in their names.
And on that topic, this is Sha'plar, a witch.
>>2427714
depends on what they're like but I'm rather fond of simple names like Mist-in-Forests or Raring-Earth
>>2427714
I made an Argonian named Sits-in-Chairs
>>2428054
Last one, because this one's backstory is pretty funny.
Essentailly Y'apkar read a childrens book when he was a kid about a magiteck knight saving a princess, now he wants to save his own princess and become a magiteck knight himself.
That human girl in the pic is the princess he idolizes and yearns to save.
>>2428124
kek
i always do something autistic like Flame-Heart, kay'lah rhen and these >>2428073
I got Skyrim to the point where it's stable and pretty so I'm going to make a lizard lady now.
>>2428320
I'm not going to lie, it's grindy.
But the battle system is pretty damn fun. and it's pretty lenient with energy, giving you enough to special summon an SS character every 8 days.
I would definitely recommend it.
>>2428334
i unistalled my enb because i got tired of having it run at 40fps (and i thought it was causing karthspire to crash but nope my game is just fucked and ill never compelte the main quest)
I'm gonna need to find a new one. imthinking real-like or something
>help redwave
>search for faction
>player.addfac "the faction id"
>enter during deeja is sleeping
>fuck her
Even with Dank Souls 3 out, its fun to boot up skyrim every now and for a more casual experience. Dank 3 is a sad game but here, i can spend time time with my Argonian family in between adventures.
>>2428477
do not rape, rape is bad
>>2428477
>Jaree-Ra orders his sister Deeja to kill the dragonborn.
>Gets mad you killed his sister.
>>2428578
>doing that quest instead of fucking ze lizards
>>2428124
lel
>>2428073
>>2428124
I just named my Argonian Razenial
>>2428629
I always do all the quests and storyline of the game first, then I just do a sandbox run where I fuck zee lizards.
>>2428656
>dat pic
hnnng
never ever
I forgot to download a proper argonian texture that has nipples and vag. Good thing it's in the op so I don't have to be annoying and ask what the best one is.
>>2428816
>Name: Bob
Hah, nice.
>>2428854
I had to write something. I decided to punch this nice fisherman lady to death.
>>2427334
>NMM
Anon, no. Use Mod Organizer instead. Trust me, in the long run it's fantastic. I'm not going into detail on why because I've already done so.
>http://pastebin.com/nH6ve2mR
>>2428854
Short for Bobbies.
>>2427714
Eh... Names for Pokemon likely Breloom, Heliolisk, Feraligatr or Scrafty? Meh
So here she is so far. I'll post a couple.
I named her after the lesbian argonian chick in A Less Rude Tale 3 (she's supposed to look like her)
>>2429361
Who?
Great pic though.
>>2427991
I'm pretty baked and this is sweet
Pic related.
>>2429832
Your post is extremely confusing; must be good shit.
>>2429412
Something about how that tail looks is weird to me.
>>2428816
while i like the tiddies, im not a huge fan of that argonian retextures. I usually just go with FAR
>>2427885
>cool dragon name like Quetzalcoatl
but thats a snek
>>2429882
I meant it's a dragonfruit so the picture is relevant to the thread not my post. Although I kind of fell like that owl right now/
>>2430022
Dragon-snek
>>2430083
feathered snek
>>2430070
lmao
im jealous. weed just makes me anxious now
>>2430083
>>2430090
Feathered dragon snek
>>2430118
>weed just makes me anxious now
That sucks, I have a friend who gets really paranoid and doesn't like it.
I just thought of this:
>>2430170
close enough I guess.
I want to fuck this dragon that's on my beer
>>2430490
Fellow B.C. bro???
I'm a little bit away from kalmoops.
>>2430588
I got that beer in Vancouver. Only got it because of the dragon but I really like it now. I've always like pilsners
>>2430588
Ever been to the store Dragonspace on Granville Island? It's full of fantasy and dragon related stuff. I bought these handmade pewter champagne glasses there.
>>2429901
>that tail looks is weird to me
That's because it's sprouting out of the spot where her asshole should be.
>>2430767
Fuck I forgot to rotate it again.
>>2430799
what if she has a cloaca? would that be placed at her crotch, perhaps?
>>2430837
>what if she has a cloaca?
What if she wasn't a fucked up mess?
What if he had a body mod that didn't have a fucked up mesh that places her tail far too low?
>>2430767
I fucking NEED these
>>2430894
They were $170. (I bought them as an anniversary gift.)
As far as I know, they're all unique. I saw a few different ones and they were all different.
>>2430893
The only decent agonian mod is the one that makes them flat chested. Never understood the appeal of tits on lizards.
>>2430933
Tits are nice, lizards are nice. Combine the two, now you have something that's double nice. At least that's how it is for me.
>>2430933
>Never understood the appeal of tits on lizards.
Whenever I see this I think of someone saying "I like toast, and I like butter, but why would anyone want butter ON toast?"
Things that are good on their own are often -not always good together.
>>2430930
You're welcome, it's a common problem with that mod if I recall correctly.
>>2430933
>Never understood the appeal of tits on lizards.
And you never will apparently, meanwhile I never understood the point of going through the trouble to anthropomorphize something but then up and declaring the most glaringly obvious feminine aspect is suddenly not okay.
>>2427016
>Glitch mob
Good fucking taste
I'd choose something like this though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWVwpMUcHXo
>tfw trying to keep up with the pace at 3:25
>>2430966
I remember a quote from /v/ awhile back that went something like "the flatter the chest, the closer you can be to her heart." I think that works pretty well with anatomically-correct lizards since they'd be all about cuddling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bno-qsnbUA
>>2430986
>the main appeal of females are tits
what are you, Irish?
personally, I'm more fond of hips. that feels like a more universal appeal.
>>2431088
Not anymore :^)
>>2431023
>"the flatter the chest, the closer you can be to her heart."
It's not like tits are rock-solid orbs that have to flexibility to them. They're fairly squishy 'cause they are essentially fat mounds, it wouldn't be difficult to press yourself up against your scalie gf's tits and be able to hear her heartbeat if that's what you want. And cuddling really is just about hugging each other's bodies close, and her breasts are part of her body. You don't necessarily need to be so close you can hear every heartbeat every time you cuddle.
>>2431052
and what is incorrect about that? You say that cleavage is the more obvious feminine aspect, when I'd argue that childbearing hips would be more important.
Let's go a little off-topic here and use Drossel as an example. She is obviously female, and does so without resorting to tits. Would you argue that omitting such a thing is an incorrect design choice? I think her overall shape can be applied pretty well to other anthropomorphic designs.
Tits are for plebs.
>>2431098
kek
Got any more forbidden fruit?
>>2431098
Based.
>>2431113
I posted some new viper stuff in the /aco/ xeno thread.
You can check it out there.
I ain't posting it again.
>>2431110
>what is incorrect about that?
Alright, I'm tired of holding your hand. I said "glaringly obvious" which apparently in retard land means "appealing."
That's what's incorrect.
>>2431136
I saved this.
>>2430986
>>2431023
>>2431052
>>2431110
"Glaringly obvious" and "main appeal" are two different things. Breasts are the most obvious if the sides of her body are facing you, hips are more obvious if she is facing directly to or away from you. So it depends on your perspective.
Whether they're the main appeal or not is up to taste
>>2431110
Drossel is feminine because of cartoonish exagurated features which real women (and realistic argonians) don't have becuase we don't live in an anime.
>>2431300
I think it's more the fact drossel is a robot that allows her to have those proportions then her fictional nature.
>>2430933
>Make only Argonians flat chested
>Get armor/body compatibility problems
Just fucking use Bodyslide
>>2432624
I want a little raspberry dragon to sit on my shoulder.
>>2416038
i found an exhentai link with a bunch of stuff by this artist kinda like this but i still don't actually know who the artist is, or if there's any porn
because holy shit i want porn
>>2433641
>i found an exhentai link with a bunch of stuff by this artist kinda like this but i still don't actually know who the artist is, or if there's any porn
Was it about a half-human t-rex gal? Because that manga is coming over stateside in September. Unless you've got some other thing you found on exhentai.
Also, artist's name is sanzo on pixiv, or sanzo33 on twitter. He LOVES (male) human x (female) nonhuman, and does quite a bit of it.
I don't know if he's done porn, but there is porn others drew of dragon mom.
>>2434880
They knew exactly what they were doing when they designed that dragon
