160th Express Games.
Week two
and RNG luck continues to be on Chiaki's side
Does females ejaculate and make other females have babies?
>>2386660
A couple of pennies, that was a waste of time.
>>2386582
Thank you. I'm sure you wouldn't want me doing that to you.
>>2386598
Acquaintances. I could live with that.
>>2386613
When several people say that it's scary, it's really easy to keep track of that. Well I was here to destroy all humanity. I was stopped eventually.
>>2386634
I never needed to. It was another new thing I had to experience.
>>2386646
By most definitions, an enhanced human. I'm sure some of them were cyborgs.
>>2386684
No Luffy, that's not how females work.
>>2386660
Looks like someone already called and complained about that event.
>>2386693
Hm? And your opinion?
>>2386650 (Chen)
Well, she seems to've been fine so far, since she's been here for quite some time....Oh, did I ever show you what Kurumi looked like?
>>2386669 (Lunasa)
>No worries, sorry for prying
>>2386684
>>2386669
That still is not a reason to slack off
>>2386694
Is their vagina connected to the anus?
>>2386684
Sit down, boy. Daddy's gonna teach you a couple things.
>>2386688
>i betray
sanae
>>2386692
It seems that we have arrived at complete peace
>>2386718
Sure thing Luffy.
>>2386719
GOTTEM
>>2386721
>>2386648
Y-you're gonna put it out with all that drool!
>>2386650
Of course! can't you see it blushing!
>>2386675
Zombie would be the closest thing... though if you ask the people where I'm from... They'll say I'm an evil Undead devil trying to destroy everything...
>>2386720
Fuck...
>>2386704
Of my smile or what was my mission?
>>2386660
>>2386721
Everyone keeps stealing from this Ramona. She should be more aware.
>>2386730
HAH! GOTTEEEEEM
>>2386721
I don't do parties, I'll be fine on my own.
>>2386714
I want your clit in my anus
>>2386721
I can take care of myself much better if I go alone
>>2386721
But don't worry
>>2386693
Well it's not like people want to become close friends with someone like me.
>>2386714
I find it a perfectly valid reason to slack off.
>>2386721
I don't have anything left to steal at this point.
You have autism
You have a cute penis
guys what do boobs feel like?
>>2386733
>puts blanket over you
>pats head
You got this, Shirakiin.
>>2386764
bags of sand
>>2386745
A noose around your neck would good on you
>>2386757
Oh well, that only makes my job easier
>>2386764
Bags of sand
>>2386764
I'm wondering the same thing myself.
M
>>2386737
Hmm? I mean your opinion of food.
>>2386751
All it takes is a little push!
>>2386780
Cool thumbnail, bro.
>>2386767
>>2386783
I guess not...
>>2386764
Bags of feces
>>2386764
They are useless
>>2386783
Great, just great.
>>2386757
I could say the same for myself but even I made friends here.
>>2386782
Ah. Got you confused for someone else. They gave me what was called a burger and...
>>2386764
what does it feel like to have them or to touch them?
>>2386783
Damnit!
>>2386783
I just know it, I won't lose this time!
>>2386783
>>2386791
And that's what happens when I cheer for someone, total success. F
What do dicks feel like?
>>2386783
My word...!
Well, good luck, Miss Sanae.
>>2386780
Speaking of which, er...?
>>2386802
Aaaaaand?
>>2386588
This seems to happen quite a bit to me...
...I just hope it isn't a sign or anything.
>>2386583
There's a lot more than just those flavors, miss.
Or did you mean that those are your favorites, if that's the case I could brew either of those for you.
>>2386596
So you've got others watching over you as well, miss?
Sounds like what I usually do to help the others.
>>2386813
beef jerky
>>2386783
And the finale!
>>2386735
>Adds more fire to the fire
>>2386775
Isn't someone of my kind slacking off supposed to be a good thing? It means I'm not causing any trouble.
I'm just here to entertain others with my violin.
>>2386802
Really? What kind of place is this to be able to make friends so easily?
>>2386813
I don't know, want to find out?
>>2386824
I've succeeded, Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako.
>Thanks for hosting, finally my first win
>>2386812
Looks like you've still got that cursed touch, huh?
>>2386824
Congratulations, Sanae.
Penis or Dicks?
Boobs or Tits?
Anus or Ass hole?
Vagina or clitoris?
>>2386813
The best thing on earth~
>>2386824
thanks for hosting and congrats!
>>2386825
>adds more fire to the fire that is on fire
Only embers will remian.
>>2386824
Congratulations Sanae, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>2386845
>Vagina or clitoris
I like these luffy memes
>turns a hose on the thread
>>2386832
And let's keep it that way, then.
>>2386855
The placements
>>2386824
>>2386855
Serves her right for shooting me with a crossbow earlier, congrats.
>>2386863
Thanks host.
>>2386863
Thanks for hosting
>>2386843
Nah, this time it was just your own fault. I have no curse over me
>>2386824
Thanks for hosting.
>>2386824
>>2386840
Haha! Just that I thought, Miss Sanae! Congratulations!
>Wow. I think I got like 5 wins across various characters since you joined....Took me a while to get started too, though.
>>2386855
And thank you for having us, ma'am!
>>2386863
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>2386863
And the moment of zen! Thanks for playing everyone!
>>2386825
>>2386850
>Scoots back
Oh no...
>>2386854
Fire Keeper... shouldn't you be at Firelink?
>>2386815
It was weird like it always is. But Sin said He saw a genuine smile smile when I was eating it. Much different than my usual one.
>>2386832
Some creatures are eager to. Like this one girl with the feline features. I also met some like-minded individuals as well.
>>2386855
Thank you, hostess. Congratulations.
Feet or foot?
>>2386886
Both
>Shion
>>2386843
>>2386850
>>2386876
Thank you!
>>2386863
Thanks again for hosting
>>2386863
>>2386855
Congratulations and thank you for providing us with this journey, miss!
How about a game of would you rather?
>>2386886
Paws
>>2386825
>>2386850
>adds foot to the fire
>fire is dead
>>2386860
>Spreads cheeks.
>I like water flow
>I shiver
>wants hose to be full power.
Peanuts or nuts?
>>2386873
Dying the second you cheer for me? I'm going to blame you.
>>2386850
>>2386882
>Unhinged laughter
>>2386893
Do eet!
>>2386863
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>2386901
>Pets
Robot ^_^
>>2386901
>sets fire on the foot
>>2386912
HAHAHAHA! MORE FIRE!
BURN BURN BURN!
>>2386862
I don't even know what kind of mischief I would cause that would even be worth it.
>>2386863
>>2386880
Thanks for hosting for us all.
>>2386884
This place most be full of people then.
Alright because of such popular demand we're going to begin until someone wants to start a game. We'll start with a good one.
Would you rather fight 50 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?
>>2386905
>tfw I want to ava her
>>2386923
Your mom.
>>2386923
50 duck sized horses if they rape me~
>>2386882
Ah, unkindled one, we are at Firelink.
>>2386925
Go for it, I'll stop if you stay
>>2386911
You can't blame me when I had the purest of intentions! You lost because of your lack of skill! Don't be a sore loser and acknowledge your weaknesses.
>>2386923
>fighting a giant duck
Fuck that. Sign me up for the mini-horses.
>>2386925
>Avaing a shitsona
Might as well ava Plank.
>>2386884
Hmm....Strange, but not unpleasant, then?
>>2386891
It'd seem that the faith placed in you wasn't misplaced, by myself or your...Ladies.
>>2386923
But if the horses are duck sized wouldnt the horse sized ducks just be normal duck sized ducks
>>2386922
Must be. I've been meeting someone new everyday.
>>2386923
The one duck would be easier to kill.
>>2386923
Giant duck, just gotta throw bread at it, right? should be super easy!
>>2386920
>foot is metal. Foot is immune to fire
>gives a look of disappointment
>>2386918
>is 78 meters taller than you
>cannot be petted
>>2386923
The duck.
>>2386954
Am I your new daily person you meet?
>>2386965
...dull.
>>2386953
These aren't mine, these are from the voice of the gods.
Alright, now this one is a real thinker.
Would you rather get fucked by a 10/10 girl with a dick, or a fat ass man with a vagina?
>>2386978
Your mom.
>>2386978
Chick with dick obviously.
>>2386950
Yes. I've been trying to replicate the smile ever since I heard it. I don't think it's working.
>>2386972
You and the cat girl.
>>2386978
Get rid of both of those things.
>>2386978
Girl with dick
I think it's still straight, right?
>>2386938
Hmph. As if that youkai could take all of us down at the same time, there has to be some other reason why that happened. I was doing fine until you got here, coincidence?
>>2386950
Ofcourse my faith wasn't misplaced
>>2386922
I'm still keeping my eyes on you, understood?
>>2386990
Straighter than fucking a fat dude with a vag, that's for sure.
>>2386978
Mans cant have vaginas and girls cant have dicks
Kys lgbt scum
>>2386978
Chick with a dick, at least then I'll have something pretty to look at while my dignity jumps out a window.
>>2386912
>>2386920
>Nervous sweat
Heh... heh...
(What have I done...)
>>2386935
We aren't, we are in an Arena... in some kind of time pocket... speaking of which how did you even get here?
>>2386923
I rather fight one giant duck..
>>2386965
>Climbs
>Pets
>>2386989
Oh, don't push it. Just let it come naturally.
>>2386923
>>2387020
It'd definitely be easier.
>>2386998
Oh, and humble, too~
>>2386991
Merely a coincidence. You really think I have influence over people? You think too highly of me Riri-chan.
>>2386978
I'll take the girl with.... the.... God this is horrible!
>>2387008
>Jolts in place, snuffing out her extra flames
W-where art I!?
>catalog
>20 of the same thread
>its no hg
I'm so confused
>>2386983
Your reply probably took less effort than it does to fuck my mom.
Would you rather sit on a cake and eat dick or sit on a dick and eat cake?
>>2386989
Oh. What was the girl's name, if I can ask?
>>2386998
I hope you like disappointment, because that's all you'll get out of me.
>>2386993
I won't do lewd if you play her when you're around.
>>2387046
Your mom.
>>2387008
>waves a torch near Dead-chan's face
what's wrong? what's with the face of fear? you don't fear pretty little fires? dull.
>>2387046
Can l sit on a dickie and eat the cake?
>>2387046
Sit on a cake and eat dick. I hate cake.
>>2387028
Yep, it would be a hassle to fight 50 duck sizes horses.
>>2387046
Uh... I would rather sit on a cake...
>>2387008
I was drawn by your dark sigil
>>2387046
Sitting on your mom and eating her
>>2387069
CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE, I JUST WANT TO PINCH YOUR CHEEKS
HG version when?
>>2387080
Now that's some gay ass shit nigga.
>>2387080
>Parsee x some anon
Why does this not surprise me in the slightest?
>>2387079
W-Why?
>>2387080
But people hate ships tho
>>2387060
it's fine m80, I Wouldn't care.
>>2387028
*She drops her smile*
It's for the best. We are apparently going to eat tomorrow. I hope I get the same feeling again.
>>2387051
Her name was Chen.
>>2387069
I mean, it'd only take one swing, then.
...I'm refusing to comment on the others until the subject changes.
>>2387080
>Hopefully we never stoop so low
>>2387080
>Link is in a ship
The fuck?
>>2387080
Why the fuck am I-oh yeeeaaa, there's another me, talk about surreal.
>>2387080
Everyone in HG x Me
>>2387094
Because you are cute.
>>2387091
Probably the only ones willing to do anything with him.
>>2387030
You probably just have extreme bad luck; either that or I do, seeing that I've been finishing second and third for a few times now.
>>2387109
ok deal
>hg
>>2387111
>Implying.
I'm not the one who put it there though.
>>2387080
We have like 2 offical ships anyway. I don't know any other beyond Mokou x Ocelot and Raven x Luna
>>2387106
I have to agree with you there, I don't want to fall in those levels of despair just yet....it would be catastrophical to numb myself down to such pain, not even the brightest hope would be able to soothe the wounds.
>>2387102
I see...
>>2387110
If you say so.
>>2387125
Hikki x Mokou
>>2387109
I'm allergic to dogs
>>2387123
imposter
>hg
>>2387125
Mokou and Ocelot is not a ship.
There are no ships in HG.
>>2387065
>>2387072
I think they're might be a line up, sorry guys.
Alright, last one.
Would you rather get cancer or watch one of Filthy Fra-..
No, that's not it...okay, last one,
Would you rather have a bee hive located in your prostate so you could piss honey and have a monopoly over the South Korean honey trade but your dick gets stung from the inside by bees multiple times a day,
Or
Would you rather attend a meeting of social justice warriors in a conference that runs for 3 days where you propose the concept of "human privilege" and it's well received and many of the people there check their privilege by offing themselves but a bunch of radical feminists cut your dick off because they're really impressed with your idea but it clashes with their ideology that a cishet male scum could come up with a social justice movement.
>>2387145
i was betray
>hg
>>2387142
This
>>2387144
:(
>>2387123
ok deal~
>>2387041
......S-setting things on fire while laughing, which by the way is scary....
>>2387064
>Holds up Hand with Pyromancers flame equipped
I'm not afraid of it, I'm just worried you'll take it overboard...
>>2387071
Hmm, that makes sense
>Suddenly losses serious facade
Well, I'm glad you made it here safe and sound!
>>2387080
>Ainz and Alex Mercer ERPs
Fucking ERPs...
>>2387106
Here's hoping...
>>2387156
Your mom and then drink bleach.
>>2387125
Eila x everybody she fucking touches with her cancer ridden dick
>>2387125
Tricky x Permaban
>>2387156
bees in dick
>>2387114
Second and third for a few times now? Since I wasn't there to "curse" you I guess you're the one with bad luck. You'll score victories soon, I believe in you.
>>2387080
Did I do good?
>>2387125
They don't even have to be official, by the looks of it it's just ships that ERP think are the best.
>>2387099
Heard of her. Never actually met her. Maybe some day.
>>2387165
You can never go overboard with fire, never.
>>2387156
Honey monopoly
I could buy enough painkillers to not feel beestings ever again
>>2387156
Bees.... going with the bees.
>>2387173
This
>>2387182
Perfect.
>>2387182
Now this is the kind of hope I want to both embrace and love, I'm sold to your quality craftsmanship.
>tfw no more prom
>tfw no more ships
>>2387156
The former would be less painful psychologically, so I choose that one.
>>2387099
Even if you don't require food, it's a satisfying feeling, anyways.
>>2387140
>Ahem
Sorry about that, I just don't care to answer that sort of thing, it wasn't directed at you.
>>2387156
...What!?
>>2387156
I don't understand most of what was said but the second one. I would end up killing all those 'feminists' as well.
>>2387198
>Prom
Ugh no
>>2387165
>She crosses her arms.
Beware of the lord of cinder. They are going to be drawn to your dark sigil as well.
>>2387198
Bullshit, prom's tomorrow, get yo' ship.
>>2387207
That's not how you wear a belt silly
>>2387165
>She sighs
...No matter how hard I try, why must I always give in to my pryomania?
>>2387201
No, no. I understand that. But, you at least need to state your opinion on the matter.
>You can hear the sounds of swords clashing.
jabroni prom games
first 24 couples
>>2387218
There are no ships here.
>>2387231
>ignores
Probably some kids
>>2387225
no, the lord of attentionwhoring
>>2387225
The soul of cinder is obviously Solaire, you pleb
_____ x _____
>>2387250
GON GIVE IT TO YA
>>2387250
My fist
Your face
>>2387250
Me
Pizza
>>2387250
Me, Suicide
>>2387184
She seems to have disappeared.
>>2387201
I hope it continues to be that.
>>2387222
Is it?
>>2387225
No. He is a unkinlded one, unfit to even be cinder.
>>2387225
Yep, but the Ashen one isnt
>>2387250
Stocking
Hajime
>Desert Punk
>>2387266
Bitch, do you want me to slap you?
>>2387250
You
Me
>>2387263
No, in fact none of those are correct
They are supposed to hold up your shorts
>>2387250
>Me, death
>>2387274
>audible puking
>>2387274
>>2387229
With subjects like THAT!?
>>2387231
Hm...? Well, not much of my business.
>>2387263
Odds're in favor of it~.
>>2387274
Name people you don't like
>>2387185
In a dry, grassy, tree filled area you can...
Hey wanna see something awesome?
>>2387219
I've killed the original Lord of Cinder so I am not worried about a bunch of copies...
>>2387225
>>2387242
Obviously this
>>2387241
You're goddamn right now give me your attention!
>>2387250
Me X all Souls games Waifus~
>>2387250
>>2387259
Room for one more?
>>2387237
>Raises hand.
>>2387301
Spiderman.
>>2387302
>>2387301
Myself
>>2387274
>Tfw no ship
>>2387297
Yes, even with subjects like that.
>>2387301
kamina
2pac
>>2387304
Anime girls are not ships. Go back to the corner.
>>2387304
>not liking spiderman
>>2387263
Maybe she'll come back soon. She probably just went for a catnap.
>>2387301
Myself
>>2387304
What did you just say?
>>2387304
WHAT A COINCIDENCE. I HATE THE SPIDER TOO!
>>2387301
Grimes
Magic conch shell am I going to die before the next game
>>2387303
Sit right down, boy.
Daddy saved a nice warm seat just for you.
>>2387301
Baron
Ocelot
Sol
JC
Undead Knight
Any of the /co/ fags
Izaya
Me
Nanashi
Garnet
Mokou
>>2387323
It was pretty gud. A nice reminder of old cringe.
>>2387302
The original lords of cinders were nothing compared to these copies.
>Fire Keeper.
>She hardly has any art of her.
>>2387274
>Hello darkness my old friend
>>2387338
God willing
>>2387338
I sure fucking hope so.
>>2387319
here's a hot spider for your spider collection
>>2387317
>Yukine
You forgot JC
>>2387341
Shite, I forgot Pac and Yukine.
>>2387341
>Undead
>Garnet
>Mokou
Why?
>>2387302
Sure.
>>2387341
>Yes, hate me, I deserve it!
>>2387311
Why should I!?
>>2387301
Hmpf, that shrine maiden.
...Mostly because she WON'T LISTEN!
>>2387323
It was pretty cringey all things considered, but I think Stocking looks back at it with regret. It was funny as fuck though.
>>2387301
Myself.
>>2387297
>One knight stabs the other one in the chest, killing him. He faces you, pointing his blood stain sword twoard you.
Eliminate the abyss.
>>2387341
>any particular reason?
>>2387301
My RP
>>2387359
Undead is an attentionwhore
>>2387280
Huh. I never questioned mother's choice in garments before.
>>2387297
There's always a chance where I don't react to it.
>>2387301
Aikawa, Kaneki. The soldier. I-no.
