EXPRESS GAMES
PROBABLY STILL 36
Hatsume Mei
>>2385949
RCMP Rick
Sanae Kochiya
X7-10
Eggman-kun
kurisu
Machi
Ramona Flowers
Furry porn
Chen!
Lunasa Prismriver
>>2385949
Ririchiyo
Mii Swordfighter
>>2385949
Buddy
>>2385949
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Mami Tomoe
>>2385949
Sexy Reimu
Casey Neistat
Undead-chan
>>2385949
Elly
>>2385937
>>2385973
Well, I'm sure someone just made her grumpy....But at least she remembers me!
And I met this strange vampire girl, her name's Flandre, she said she played some human sport called "soccer" with me last summer, and she saw my friend Kurumi there, too.
>>2385949
Hideo Kojima
>>2385949
Hobo Gogo
Ursula Hartmann
>>2385949
Spike
Canada Dry
Chiaki
>>2385942
Don't touch my hair. It takes way too long to fix for it to be ruined
Cody
>>2385949
Asuka Shikinami Langley
Garry
Street Performer
Matsuda
Zane
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
Late pancake-chan
>>2385949
Sonia Nevermind
Kyoko avafag
Roll.exe
DSP
Late to my dads funeral Frank
Newfag Remover Daan de Stigter
>>2385988
GIVE IT BACK, CHAPTER 3 WAS OURS!
>>2385934
Meaning...?
>>2385950
Uhhh, nice drawing?
>>2385998
imposter
>cody
killme
YOUR NEW GOD
Ken Kaneki
Yukine
>>2385902 (Ringabell guy probably)
It's not a problem with you. You're fine. I just don't like the character itself.
>>2385986
worst girl
>>2385916
Well, even with my world being like that, I still got to meet wonderful Undead, who I was glad to call my friends... though it always seems they die on me... or I have to kill them due to hollowing...
>>2385929
:^)
>>2385937
Well you can see me now~
>more pets
>>2386022
T-That's not a drawing.
>>2386034
A-anon...
>>2386019
Huh, a Kinght. Seems these games are going to be well. Also, I have no idea what you are on about.
>>2385962
>Good,let it stay like this
>>2386044
Why is she blushing?
>>2386044
Meaning...
>>2386044
sauce
>ava with someone
>the "Accidentally" misslink your reply to someone else
>tfw you know that its bullshit and they just don't want to talk with you
J-Just tell me you don't like me baka..
Greetings. I'm glad to be back here again.
Foxy grandpa
>>2386033
Oh aha, I understand. Thank you for responding.
>>2386035
Who are you?
>keeps purring as you pet
A-and don't pet too much..!
>>2385987
You have a good spirit about it!
I didn't know Flandre was here.... Or the she plays Soccer too!
>>2386071
Welcome back, nya~!
>>2386064
I find your paranoia unsettling.
If they didn't want to talk to you why would they even bother writing out a reply in the first place?
>>2386064
>when people "accidentally" miss your reply entirely
>>2386056
>Because of her feminine penis
>>2386060
>No deal
>>2386071
Hi!
>
>>2386082
give it to me on steam then
>>2386057
That I have a...
>>2386035
...I think I like being a walking time paradox better.
>>2386071
Hello, ma'am. How's the situation with your little canine gone?
>>2386075
Yup, apparently she lives here now...? Something about digging holes.
...Honestly, I had no memory of the whole deal, and she wasn't too happy about that at first.
>>2386014
>Battle Network best MM
>>2386064
>tfw no one talks to you to begin with because you're a prick
>>2386023
we deal
no
okay die
>cody
>>2386077
>tfw no Ginko avafag
Woosh
>>2386064
>I-I'm sorry if this was me.
>>2386090
A baby dick.
>>2386094
hello yusuckmydickkine
>>2386090
That you have aaaaaaa....
>>2386092
Battle network 3 best battle network
>>2386088
>S-Senpai?
>>2386098
Oh good. I'm seeded with two bondage fetishists. This is going to go swimmingly.
>>2386103
hi
>>2386098
I think we can start
Shampoo
>>2386098
A purple dragon and a soft drink, looks fine.
>>2386092
>Best Megaman? Not X
>>2386106
>Best Battle Network, not 6
>Jesus christ!
>>2386098
Looks good to me.
>>2386107
you know who it is
>>2386098
Yeah, let's just get this over with.
>>2386098
Oh, I didn't know you were here too, Lunasa-san!
>>2386092
Woooow.... I bet she's dug a lot of holes by now!
I guess I can see her playing it, nya.... But not you!
rolling rolling rolling rolling
>>2386098
That human doesn't look like much of a fighter....
>>2386119
>You heard me. It's what I was more familiar with.
>>2386075
Stranger. I don't know what ths nya is but I appreciate the welcome.
>>2386082
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen, First of her name, Diamond Ace, Conqueror of large breasts. I request you stop attacking me everytime we meet.
>>2386085
Another one. Helllo.
>>2386092
It's getting more tolerable.
>>2386108
you betray
>cody jr
>>2386098
Looks like i'm paired up with a Undead Knight, and a scythe wielding girl. Well, let's get this started
>>2386103
I only really see him talking to cute anime girls and his oldfag buddies. I tend to avoid people like that.
>>2386100
>tfw someone ignores you but replies to soviet.
>>2386098
>mfw missing 2 express games in a row.
>>2386146
>>2386133
Oh, sorry...!
It's um... It's a force of habit!
Any time! My name is Chen, and I've never seen you before!
>>2386119
You heard me
3 a best
Then 1, 4,6,2,5
>>2386146
>>2386104
A skin flute.
>>2386133
This isn't an attack! It's an endearment!
>>2386050
It's left us all with a....
Phantom Pain...
>Roll Credits
>>2386071
Hello~
>>2386075
>Starts petting lightly
The names Undead, Dark Lady extraordinaire, and also a lover of cats~
>>2386092
A walking time paradox huh? I know that feel... one accidental spell and BOOM, you're in some land and time you don't know, and time is having a hissy fit...
>>2386098
M-Mr. Kojima and a Time Walker huh? Seems good to me!
>>2386114
>Your alright in my book~
>>2386142
maybe the reason he only talks to those people is because those are his friends. just like in real life, you would mainly see people talking to their friends. not everyone is a social butterfly. get over yourself man
>>2386146
>>2386133
Another one?
>>2386155
>>2386146
>tfw just start up a female ava
>he instantly starts talking to you by the second post
>>2386146
>>2386135
Time to get started!
>>2386163
C'mon, enough jargon already!
>>2386098
Looks good miss!
Good luck to every single one of you in this adventure and may the best one survive!
>>2386155
This should be plenty for the time being.
Even if I have to share this'll be more than enough!
>>2386155
I can take care of myself.
>>2386165
>Comparing HG to real life
Even if he does only talk to his friends, why would I have any reason to talk to him considering I'm not his friend?
>>2386154
It's why I referred to you as a stranger. My name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>2386163
I don't understand.
>>2386164
You smell of the undead.
>>2386167
Stranger I mean.
>>2386182
I'm not saying you should go and talk to him, I'm saying you shouldn't be bitching over literally nothing.
>>2386133
How it's behaved, or your opinion, hm?
>>2386128
>She shrugs
If it's what Yuuka wanted to do, I'd do it. I...really doubted her, until she described her and Kurumi.
>>2386138
I admittedly have rather little faith in your fighting skills, human.
>>2386164
Rather, time got rewritten around you, and you just...slipped through the cracks.
>>2386178
A penis.
>>2386187
It's like a hug, or a kiss, or a pat on the back.
>>2386155
We continue to have bad luck
>>2386189
I'm not bitching, I'm just giving my reasoning for avoiding him.
>>2386189
Did somebody say bitching over literally nothing?
Ssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhitstorm tiem?
>>2386197
let's make the best of it
>>2386197
F
NO ONE
>>2386187
Well that's no lie. We haven't met once ever.
>>2386197
Just aim to the left a little. You can do it.
>>2386197
Blind Blonde.
>>2386155
I've never driven befooooorrrre...!
>>2386164
Undead? That's really your name~?
What 'a strange one... B-but that's okay!
My name's Chen, I'm a youkai!
It's nice to meet you, Valentine-san~!
>she bows
>>2386195
It all sounded accurate then? That's a breakthrough~!
>>2386206
>no death in the first 2 slides
LOW DEATH RATE CONFIRMED. SHIT HOST TRYING TO PROLONG THE GAME.
>>2386195
It continues to bite me. However it seems to like me.
>>2386196
I understand what a hug is. I don't understand why you keep going for my chest.
>>2386208
That's what I stated. Pay attention.
>>2386206
You guys really picked it up, huh?
>>2386197
Even someone like you can win if you keep going. Keep going even when you know you can't. Good luck.
>>2386225
Of course it is, nya!
>>2386214
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HUH!?
>>2386224
It's a chest...hug. It's more special.
>>2386225
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
>>2386225
La la la... Blah.
>>2386224
3/10 rp
2/10 character
3/10 personality
1/10 likability
>>2386215
>She nods, with a smile
I know even her sister and Patchouli've said that she's...strange, but it's still relieving.
>>2386224
Is the feeling mutual?
>>2386241
Thanks for the input there, hoshi.
>>2386225
I should?
>>2386237
1/10 rp
3/10 character
2/10 personality
2/10 likability
>>2386215
Ooops, that Valentine part was meant for you,
>>2386224
Nice to meet you, Valentine-san!
>bows
>>2386224
Sorry. I didn't mean that I wasn't paying attention. I just wanted to make it easier on you.
>>2386225
I'll help in any way I can.
>>2386225
>>2386225
Hopefully everything will go according to plan
>>2386197
I'd recommend you to give that back as soon as you can, sir.
I'd rather not end up harming you for taking what is mine.
>>2386225
Uhm...
..I don't really know what came over me there, miss.
I don't think you should follow up on those words.
>>2386234
I mean huh like....
HUUUH!? You're joking!
>>2386164
Nice pun Knight.
>>2386195
Don't worry about me, I have you know I fought with the legendary Solid Snake.
>>2386197
You look like a good ally, let's form a team.
>>2386225
Ugh... looks like I'm out of this game.
>>2386255
4/10 rp
1/10 character
4/10 personality
3/10 likability
>>2386225
Pretty good now!
>>2386256
I-I literally just showed you, h-how would I be joking?
>>2386234
Your hesitation denotes otherwise.
>>2386241
Whatever.
>>2386243
I find it... cute. How it licks where it bit me. How it finds it's way into my bed when sleeping. Just anything.
>>2386259
3/10 personality
5/10 character
5/10 personality
4/10 personality
>>2386263
my my...
that's cute, thinking you'll be able to achieve your goals
>>2386263
>>2386263
This seems like a waste of time considering how low tech it is, but you never know, I guess...
>>2386263
I wonder what she could be up to at this time of day.
>>2386263
Begging for people to kill you?
pathetic.
>>2386264
You're LYING! Well, unleeeeeess....
>>2386273
>That's a whole lot of personality, but fuck it! I'll take it
>>2386259
Who?
>>2386271
Well, it certainly seems to've grown on you, then.
>>2386275
And ya ruined it.
>>2386263
This should do just fine to get me through another day.
I won't give up and I certainly won't let anyone take these from me, unless they ask for help!
>>2386263
While Ran-sama isn't around, this should be okay, right...?
>>2386243
Strange can mean a lot of things in Gensokyo~. Technically we all are!
>>2386271
>>2386248
>>2386274
I don't think I will. I just would like to some day beat a Shrine Maiden.
>>2386271
It's just something that can be a bit tricky to explain.
>>2386287
U-Unless what, you baka baka?!
>>2386298
Get stronger and come back, Kohai,
Give me your ava to be rated.
>>2386298
...my eye hurts.
>>2386302
Well, I mean by our standards. Her way of thinking, I suppose...?
>>2386298
There's no point for you to suffer any longer. Goodbye.
>>2386311
Morning.
>>2386298
For a young girl, you're stronger than you look
>>2386304
This is what I would call: A dream that will never come true
>>2386298
And none of you are invited.
>>2386310
YOU'VE BEEN HIDING YOUR QUIRK THIS WHOLE TIME! HAHA!
>>2386311
>>2386298
How can you not trust the Canada Dry? It's barely sentient!
>>2386332
filthy/10
>>2386298
This should help us calm down for a bit, knowing that we're in this nasty situation together.
At least looking at the stars above helps us forget about it all for the time being.
>>2386322
2/10 rp
3/10 character
5/10 personality
4/10 likability
>>2386311
>>2386335
I am the danger.
so dangerous that hosts keep mistaking me for a male.
>>2386298
I'm not much for the outdoors...
>>2386335
Are you sure you know how to read a map? Because I'm pretty sure you don't...
>>2386335
damn I missed.
adding a scope to my gohei doesn't seem like a bad idea after all
>>2386248
I don't understand why you are being so nice.
>>2386249
But we both already knew that. No need for it to be any easier.
>>2386296
Like a disease. And it won't get away.
>>2386310
Tricky or not, I find myself that I don't like it.
>>2386311
>>2386319
It's hard to follow....;
But that doesn't mean it's bad!
>>2386298
Nyaa...Ran-sama....
>>2386324
I'm very well aware.
>>2386335
I'm up for trying to have some fun.
>>2386335
F honk
>>2386344
>that's my thing
>>2386338
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn right boi.
>>2386311
Yeah sure. Isn't much I haven't heard yet.
>>2386341
>Equips ring to make my rp at least 6 but it also brings my personality down to a 1.
odds stay up like normal
evens sleep early for tests
>>2386335
Perhaps we should have paid an escort.
>>2386296
Solid Snake, you know... legendary soldier and all that.
>Kojima
>>2386353
What do you mean? Of course I wanna be nice to someone I just met!
I make more friends that way...!
>>2386187
Good nose... Who are you human?
>>2386195
That would make sense, but the places I've been... they feel like my home, just in different times and periods of decay...
>>2386215
Heh... it is kinda weird... and it's good to meet you Chen~
>>2386259
It was PUNishment for chapter 3...
>>2386311
I'll take my 0's now thanks~
>>2386335
ON MOTORCYCLES?!
>>2386361
WHOA SO COOL
>>2386356
Oh man, a two versus two!
And unexpected blood
>>2386353
... Sorry. My bad.
>>2386355
Atleast you're smart enough to know
Where are your sisters? I've never seen you without them
>>2386374
Well, if you think about it it's a little cool too!
Can I sit by the fire with you, nya?
>>2386335
You should try to aim next time, miss.
Trust me when I say that, if you keep on shooting like that you'll never actually hit anything!
>>2386383
You sure you'll be fine, miss?
I can patch you up if you'd want it, it will only make your chance of survival all the much greater.
>>2386335
"Prisoner" implies I ever bothered restraining her.
>>2386353
Seems like a good one....
>>2386354
She does seem nice, though. Shame she spends so much time in that hole of hers....
>>2386366
I don't pay much attention to human politics.
>>2386383
Here you go, ma'am. I'm not quite certain when I got that, but you need it more than I do!
>>2386383
I don't do night watches.
>>2386377
it just means I'm hosting later idiot
>>2386383
They stood no chance
>>2386383
I bet Kana could teach me such a useless skill.
>>2386383
Sweet
>>2386311
Rate the one you like.
>>2386383
Sonia revisits a classic
>>2386403
>I always miss your games
>>2386383
This is what I get for fighting with someone who's never held a sword...
>>2386393
Of course, there's always room at my Bonfire for anyone~
>>2386405
You're lucky I had to worry about someone else...
>>2386392
Knowing them, they're probably around here somewhere, silently following me.
>>2386369
*She drops her smile*
I don't see the point.
>>2386374
Not human. My name is Ramlethal Valentine.
>>2386388
Yes it is.
>>2386418
Eat a peddle bitch, today is not the day I die.
>>2386418
I was probably safer in the lake.
>>2386418
Can't miss what never happens
>>2386304
I know that feeling.
>>2386418
I'd go straight up, but....
>>2386398
It's probably waiting in my bed as we speak. Along with El and Sin.
>>2386418
You must be out of your mind if you think that little trap could fool me.
>>2386418
I'll let someone else deal with you.
>>2386419
You was worrying about things more important than your own life?
>>2386424
Perhaps they're too scared to come out
>>2386434
The death rate explodes!
>>2386436
>that'd be why
>>2386398
It's fine, I wasn't expecting you to pay attention to us humans. Though, what creature are you? A monster?
>>2386374
It's not going to happen Undead Knight.
>>2386398
I'm sure there's probably a way to lure her out!
>>2386419
>sits down with you, letting out a content sigh
I like fire a lot, nya...
>>2386425
...Do I need a reason, nya? I wanna be nice to you, Valentine-san. You seem like a good person too, just like me!
>>2386454
Damn it!
>>2386454
I'll keep your kind words in mind
>>2386454
Well I hope you're happy because some of it was for you.
>>2386442
And they are?
>>2386454
AH...!
...Good luck, Miss Mami.
>>2386455
A youkai of some sort. Not quite certain what kind, it's been so long, but I've been considering "demon".
>>2386457
Well, that wouldn't be quite right, forcing her out.
>>2386383
Tch. Can you show me the courtesy of staying still while I murder you, please? Thanks...
>>2386418
You better thank me...
>>2386454
See? If you had just stayed still two slides ago... You suck.
>>2386425
So... Are you going to tell me your name or are we going to remain strangers forever?
>>2386434
Oh. I died again.
>>2386437
Excuse me?
>>2386452
I bet they're dragging things towards my general direction with the intention of helping me.
>>2386454
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAAAK
>>2386457
Why? Was it the smile?
>>2386469
My interrogators. Speaking of that, we had another today.
>>2386478
Which do you prefer?
>>2386454
I'll prob host tomorrow sometime during primetime (because I try to avoid avaing during primetime now)
>>2386353
W-Why not?
>>2386330
C-Come again? What does that even mean?
>>2386478
I don't think playing a bit of music will help you win
>>2386484
Don't let her know, deal?
>>2386425
Hmm, I guess you aren't, Nice to meet you in any case~
So what are you then?
>>2386452
I've already died many times, a single death didn't concern me, besides, I'm not going let someone help me die...
>>2386455
J-just make sure whatever game you're making next is good, I'll be sure to buy it!
>>2386457
Yeah, fire is nice, cooks my food, keeps me warm, and doesn't afraid of anything!
>>2386454
Just take in mind that no matter what happens, you'll be able to pull through.
Everyone can and so can you, just put yourself over the bad feelings and only think about the positive ones, else you'll put yourself through a lot of misery and you'll end up feeling terrible.
So sit down and drink a calming cup of tea with me as this goes on, and remember, keep smiling!
Hi people of /hg/
>>2386478
Oh, pardon for butting in. I just don't understand how those shrine maidens can be so powerful....
>>2386487
Hmm...? And what happened?
>>2386513
Hello, sir.
>>2386513
The fuck you want? Can't you see I'm reading?
>>2386504
Cody keeps a baby face
Chiaki is quick to make the kill
WHO'S HUNGRY?
>>2386487
I don't mind. It's your call whether you're interested or not.
>>2386499
Music is empowering. It represents the body and soul of both the topic of the song and the person playing it.
I don't think you know how much a good song can help or hurt somebody. No offense or anything, of course.
>>2386513
Hello.
>>2386508
>>2386465
>
>>2386502
You have died many times before?
>>2386487
It was the fact you appreciated the greeting so much, and the smile!
It looked really genuine, to me~.
>she smiles, showing off her fanged grin
Hehe~
Do you not want another friend, nya?
>>2386469
I didn't say force! Obviously it would be her choice at first...!
>>2386502
So useful, Fire-san~.
You ever wanna just stare into one for houuuuurrrs?
>>2386497
Quirk! Superpower! Ring any bells now?
>>2386532
Just what I needed
>>2386536
Maybe so, but you should focus on surviving, instead of playing your violin
>>2386532
>MFW I read the contents of the wrong slide
But ohhhhhhh man that first event
>>2386539
Let her pick when she chooses to show herself, I say....Besides, one of the last things you want is an upset vampire.
>>2386562
you betray
>cody
>>2386562
>>2386562
he'll never see it coming
>>2386497
I can't explain. I guess it gives me an uncomfortable feeling. Like you have ulterior motives for doing it.
>>2386502
A gear. Just like the bounty hunter.
>>2386525
This time they made me try food for the first time today.
>>2386536
Valentine. Ramlethal Valentine.