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FRESH OFF THE BOAT, IT'S THE GENERAL YOU LOVE TO HATE, HSG

>>>/co/81831726
>>>/co/81831726
last thread devolved into SBURB RP nonsense, so let's keep it going. who were you in this? thief of hope reporting in, let's get this shit sorted out
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>>2326749
Mage of Heart reporting in
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KNIGHT OF DOOM reporting in
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knight of hope ready to provide free terrible peptalks
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The only plausible result of this session.
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>>2326749
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Finally, you guys came to trash.
Also, Page of Space here, chu.
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>>2326749
Thief of Void reporting for duty
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>>2326749
knight of time reportin ;^) sixth
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Page of Blood, ready to be a useless piece of garbage.
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Page of Void here
carry my ass and i make you invisible
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>>2326749
Bard of Void, honkin' at all this nothin'.
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prince of life here hows everyones lives
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>>2326770
As a knight of doom I weaponize and hide behind my aspect. Doom being finality and assured destruction I think I'll have my hands full
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The other Knight of Void (not featured in OP pic) reporting in here.
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i'm a mage of mind (what does this mean?)
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>>2326749
what does heart even do, help blood keep people together?
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http://strawpoll.me/7374574
http://strawpoll.me/7374574
http://strawpoll.me/7374574
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knight of hope #1/#2 reporting in
>>2326778
is that me or the other one? is it both of us? i'd chill with mobius trip-tier bowmanon
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>>2326749
Page of Rage, back again im calm i promise
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>>2326802
>is that me or the other one
one of you will die being chivalrous as shit
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Thief of Hope A reporting back in. Alright, barring anyone having fucked up entering, we should all be in The Medium, otherwise known as /trash/. Before we start dividing everyone up and making ascension plans, first thing's first.

What did you assholes prototype first? We need to know what's waiting for us on our worlds. Needless to say, you probably shouldn't go outside just yet. I panicked and all I had was a Hulk Hand, so I prototyped that. It's just a big fist that's kind of grunting at me.
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>>2326814
whats the most efficient way to upset you
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>>2326782
>>2326785
>>2326786
Page of Light here.
One of you niggers is the grill.
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>>2326787
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witch of heart here,
Heard you needed a babysitter?
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>>2326814
Sure you are fuckboi
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>>2326831
Page of Void, not the grill
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One of the few Thieves of Hope reporting in.

Who /ThievesGuild/ here?

>>2326826
My old Megaman AXL toy.
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>>2326749
As the guy working on adding the last 30+ people who wanted in, Im gonna post the updated version in the /co/ thread
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>>2326826
Knight of doom

I prototyped a luchador mask with my taxedermy Hawk.
HAWLUCHASPRITE
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>>2326831
Page of Space: Which page is that?
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>>2326827
By telling me to calm down. Im fairly calm to start, honest, just dont talk down to me. I'm just as capable as the rest of you, my mountain is just harder to climb ok.

(P.s. Land of Crags and Slime
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This is your friendly neighbour Seer of Time here to tell you that this thread will ascend to the god tier becoming a fully realised Waste of Time


but seriously what do you guys even intend to do
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>>2326826
I prototyped Superion, so I'm guessing imps can now split into five separate impjets
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Secondary Page of space reporting for duty!
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>>2326749
>>2326778
I like the idea of bowmanon being this omnipresent force. Maybe he's our first guardian.
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>>2326851
Nah man, just post it here.
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>>2326859
agreed. we should start setting agendas and mapping out the sessions progress.
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>>2326838
No really i am faggot now chill. >>2326859
Ive said it before and I'll say it again. We 9/11 derse.
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>>2326836
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>>2326859
>in b4 genuine fucking rping
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Can I prototyped a pony?
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>>2326859
cosplay orgy
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Whoever's organizing this session needs to put a cap on the number of participants or the thread will just be people exclaiming their title.
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>>2326826
Mage of Time, prototyped a preserved alligator head
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>>2326836
What does /sburbrp/ think of this lovely little image?
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>>2326869
Broader than that

Is it RP? A stupid collab fanfic thing? Both?
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>>2326884
How does the first 10 to respond sound?
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>>2326851
>the last 30+ people
Fuck me right in the ass. The Incipisphere is about to be a pretty crowded place. This thread will have far fewer people who actually want to get into it, though.

>>2326852
>luchador mask
Nice. Which luchador? Pentagon Jr. or bust, man.

>>2326875
That's why we're in /trash/.

>>2326888
These all sound like great sprites, but our Black King is gonna be fucking horrifying.
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Knight of Doom

Im almost certain we wont finish this session but I'm willing to sacrifice my time and health to keep this going.
Or if it comes to it dooming some of you fuckers to keep it going
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>>2326884
>implying we didn't already have a cap and then niggers kept sidling in
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>>2326866
Bowmanon didn't manage to Enter normally since he's not a player, but he still has a dreamself on Prospit and Derse dressed as Hadron Kaleido and Mobius Trip. He slows down the war so the Reckoning doesn't destroy Skaia while we're still busy being fucking idiots.
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>>2326796
It can mean a number of things, check the wiki and look over both the class and aspect and see what is most inkeeping with you personally. One speculation about mages is that whilst they are proficient in their aspect, having a great knowledge of it and able to provide the benefits associated with it to others, they are actually lacking in the area themselves. For a Mage of Mind that could mean you have a fantastic understanding of events that are likely to happen for others, helping to guide them through the eventual process. However, your powers do not seem to aid your own decision making with as much clarity.

There's a number of other ideas and interpretations, go check them out, it's interesting to think about.
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>>2326903
I'm gonna assume all but one each of our Space and Time players are destined to die at some point, there can only be one Forge.
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>>2326851
>tfw the dumb fucker who spammed the pagesquad meme
S-sorry.
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>>2326787
Since you can alter your godtier pjs however you want I'd probably make mine look more like this (but I'd keep the codpiece).

>>2326892
Seems like a good guideline of stuff we'll never have confirmed, I think.
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>>2326919
sounds good. could be one of our everpresent session abnormalities. sburb is never normal after all.
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Reporting in:

>Thief of Time
>ScalpelKind
>Land of Shores and Ruins
>Steal enemies' time and slowly dissect them and remove their organs while they are frozen. They bleed out and explode into grist when they unfreeze.
>/ThievesGuild/ Sergent at Arms
>Prototyped a bluejay plush and an orange to make OJsprite
>Plan on playing fair [spoiler]except with the pages[/spoiler]
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>>2326903
My contingency plan if all else fails and no timeline leads to success is to maybe steal a battleship and take it through a defense portal to go live in our home universe as a timetraveling god
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I wanna get in on this shit.

Do we have some sort of way to determine our class? Last time I checked it it was several years ago (Mage of Mind), but I feel like it may be different now.

Or are we just picking whatever we want?
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Page of Space is gone to eat something.
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>>2326851
Post the link to this thread and declare it as final.
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>>2326935
Do a test or pick whatever feels right brah.
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>>2326935
do whichever feels right
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>>2326938
OP/ Thief of Hope A here. We're probably not gonna get any more players in this thread, so for real final call. The first, let's say 15 people who respond to this post are in the session. Anyone else was too busy jacking off and missed the timer.
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>>2326826
Mage of Hope, ready to think positively and help the Pages not drool all over themselves.

My beloved clay teapot has served me well for many years, so I ended up prototyping it. Can't imagine it having much of a threatening element to it, perhaps look out for any holes on enemies that could release some scaling attacks.
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>>2326935
Yeah, pick whatever.
I'm a pretty optimistic dude who's a bit too dense to know when to give up, so I'm clearly a Hope player. I forget how I got Knight but it definitely feels correct.
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>>2326958
bowmanon according to this kind anon's rules here >>2326919
I'm a special case apparently
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>>2326958
knight of doom
dooming myself to this session
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>>2326958
Page of Rage
Land of Crags and Slime
Fistkind
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>>2326958
ToH#2 here. Agreed, considering I'm the one you replied to.
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>>2326958
Page of Void, let me in so I can be useless
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>>2326865
I'm already in as a page of space. But, I drew a crappy picture for giggles
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>>2326958
Knight of Hope, Riflekind, Land of Snow and Castles.
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>>2326958
Thief of Breath reporting in.
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>>2326892
Any sort of framework is valuable with such an extensive, yet undocumented idea. I like the idea of specific direction for the classes and aspects, without being too specific about it. As long as powerlevels are kept appropriate then the rest is up for relative interpretation.
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>>2326958
Page of Light. Pagesquad going in HARD.
Land of Bridges and Crests. Cardkind.
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>>2326958
Heir of Hope.

I was already on the thing but I'm here again.
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>>2326958
knight of hope. theres a fuckton of hope in this session. paperkind/land of hills and tents
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>>2326976
btw, Land of Foliage and Glass, Knifekind
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>>2326958
Seer of Void.
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>>2326958
Thief of Void
Here to steal shit
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>>2326967
Bowmanon, you're recognized as a special case and don't subtract from the 15.

>>2326968
>>2326969
>>2326975
>>2326976
>>2326982
>>2326985
>>2326991
>>2326992
>>2326999
>>2327005
>>2327006

11/15 SPOTS TAKEN
4 PLANETS NOT YET IN INCIPISPHERE
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>>2326958
prince of life here
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>>2326992
Shit, so much Hope. Make me Heart then, Idgaf
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>>2326958
witch of heart
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>>2326958
Knight of Heart - team cheerleader? i guess?
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MAGE OF MIND AAAAAAAA LET ME IN
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>>2326958
>>2326962
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>>2327016
we could really use time and space players
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>no time or space
we're doomed guys
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>>2327025
>exploits soul as a weapon
not really
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>>2327020
>immediately two heart players
Can Hopers do anything right?
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Knight of Space here to actually do shit.
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>>2327033
Nope. Maybe next time, I guess.
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>>2326958
knight of time, im pretty sure im too late
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>>2327046
>>2327033
Reply to his post, jesus christ
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>>2327042
There should probably be a reserved slot for a Time and Space player.
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>>2327016
BTW THESE TWO POSTS DON'T COUNT FOR ENTRY
Since I didn't mention it,
>Forkkind
>Land of Bells and Ruin

>>2327018
>>2327022
>>2327025
>>2327038
15/15 SPOTS TAKEN

NO TIME/SPACE PLAYER- SESSION INVALID, WILL REMOVE >>2327025
>>2327038 TO MAKE ROOM

>>2327046
>>2327057
BOTH KNIGHTS? GOOD ENOUGH, 15/15 SPOTS TAKEN
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Someone needs to make one of those 'Make a Character Templates' but Homestuck Edition. People would just make a picture collage covering their player character. It would have to cover
>Title
>Prototype
>Strife Specibus
>World

Dream Planet would be decided by Dungeon Master I suppose since they would have to be split evenly. Other shit like Denizen would be optional I suppose. It would be awfully useful if threads like this pick up steam.
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Well shit, went to shower the days filth off and missed the casting call.

Bard of Void out.
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>>2327042
We have a page of space
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Bard of hope reporting!
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>>2327065
Considering how late it is in Britbong land I could give up my spot, Mage of Hope peacing out in the believe it is for the greater good.
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>Knight of Doom
>taking the page preschool class on a field trip to the land of insomnia and thought
>lose three of them immediately to despair
fucking babies all of em.
Page of Rage was pretty quiet though
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>>2327067
good stuff
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Page of Space is back from lunch.
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>>2327067
Right, we just need to confirm who we have and what world/kind they have.
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>>2327094
It... was something... i felt... alright.
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>>2327071
>Bard of void destroys his chance by not being there
Fucking beautiful my friend
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>tfw just missed out
FUCK
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We literally have two pages of space. Hello?
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Fucking christ
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>>2327067
ahoy prince of life here actually i gotta drop out give someone else the space

honestly i was just intending to find ways to kill you all so youre probably better off
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>>2327067
one of the Mages of Time here, thought it was for 15 players in addition to the ones established on /co/. without having a Pagesquad to make things interesting, what's the point?
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>>2327115
Seer of Void confirming. Tomekind allocated. Land of Spires and Silence.
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Should i name fag to make this easier
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>>2327133
>Maid of Mind
T H E R A P Y S L U T
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Someone do a roll call since we already got 15 people
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>>2327136
>>2327133
wait nevermind i guess
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>>2327133
>The one maid.
RIP
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>>2327148
if you're sessionfag then sure!
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>>2327151
Im not rping, just going from the shit from co
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>>2327016
Page of Life
Is it too late?
Fuckit I'm here so whatever
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So there can only be one page of space huh?
Dibs!
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>>2327155
Cool
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>>2326749
Reporting with original art (DO NOT STEAL)
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>>2327100
>>2327132
If there's already two pages of space then I can back out. I'm knight of space but I got here a little late.
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>>2327170
Fug how do i name on mobile
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I like the headcanon that bowfag is the most levelheaded of all of us despite being fucking insane
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>>2327150
Thief of Breath here, again.
>Land of Breeze and Trains
>Batkind
>Derse Dreamer
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>>2327167
One of the Page of Space: Ok. I not very good at RP anyway.
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>>2327135
>>2327091

Noted.
FINAL LISTING

THIEF of HOPE A
Forkkind
Land of Bells and Ruin

>>2326968
KNIGHT of DOOM
Strife Specibus: Not Equipped
Land: Not Yet Discovered

>>2326969
PAGE of RAGE
Fistkind
Land of Crags and Slime

>>2326975
THIEF of HOPE 2/B
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2326976
PAGE of VOID
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2326982
KNIGHT of HOPE A
Riflekind
Land of Snow and Castles

>>2326985
THIEF of BREATH
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2326991
PAGE of LIGHT
Cardkind
Land of Bridges and Crests
Assuming everyone is alright with the lineup and nobody needs out, this is our Incipisphere as we know it. PT2 FORTHCOMING
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>>2327148
You can't name fag in /trash/. I think.
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>>2327150
Thief of Void here.
Land of glass and splinters
Shotgunkind
Prospit dreamer
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>>2327205

>>2326992
HEIR of HOPE
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2326999
KNIGHT of HOPE B
Paperkind
Land of Hills and Tents

>>2327005
SEER of VOID
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2327006
THIEF of VOID
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2327022
WITCH of HEART
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2327046
KNIGHT of SPACE
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2327057
KNIGHT of TIME
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered

>>2327163
You're lucky, there was an extra space and we need a Life player.
PAGE of LIFE
Specibus Not Equipped
Land Not Discovered
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>>2327206
F-F-Fucking bollocks
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>>2327205
>2326968
Oh no we're only counting these 10? I
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>>2327191
Great, you made me feel bad space bro.
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>>2327205
Page of Void here
Specibus is Knifekind
Land of Foliage and Glass
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>>2327127
Yeah it's fuckin pottery.

Could make myself a clay army with this skill.

Ah well, I still have something incredibly shitty to contribute, have a classpect sheet.

Will edit with any suggestions.
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>>2327150
>>2327205
Thief of Hope #2
>Land of Ruins and Ice
>Afropickkind
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>>2327205
Prince of Rage
Land of Stone and Tomes
Fistkind
Derse Dreamer
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>>2327228
sorry
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Man, we probably should have just waited on >>2327133 and just let people grab who they were, or select from who was left if they weren't included on there. Hence SpacePage 2.0 would need to pick perhaps another page. Oh well, RIP MMOstuck.
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Maid of Space here to lurk in the background until I need to throw my opinion in.
>>2327223
>>2327222
Looks like we gotta label our posts and take eachother's word for it.
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>>2327222
Heir of Hope is an Heir of Heart now.
Broomkind
Land of Lakes and Ruins
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>>2327240
Na. It is fine. I'm pretty sure neither have made it in now since this final listing has not a single page of space in it.
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>>2327222
rereply. Seer of Void here, with a tomekind specibus and an (as yet unexplored) land of Spires and Silence.
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>>2327222
witch of heart here
plushkind
land of lies and mirrors
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>>2327190
>>2327205
Land and Specibus listed here
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>>2327205
knight of doom
fistkind
Land of insomnia and though

bro-ing it up with knight of hope to show these pages the ropes
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>>2327264
>only one seersister made it in
Feels bad man.
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>>2327222
Knight of Space
Wrenchkind
Land of Dusk and Frogs

>>2327243
Pagesquad will live on in our hearts.
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>>2327289
thought
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bowmanon reporting. mind if I create my dreamoutfits via god tier hero mode edits?
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>>2327231
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>>2327314
Page of Space: awwwwwwwwwwww. Thanks.
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>>2327300
yeah. we do have a witch of heart though. an accidental personality fragmentation or something could be a good way to get that trio in regardless.
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>>2327205
>>2327222
KNIGHT of TIME
Shieldkind
Land of Freezing and Giant Skyscrapers
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>>2327339
Page of Void here, we'll never forgive you
I'll be doubly useless in your memory
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>>2327222
Page of Life, woo!
>Land of Dust and Citadels
>AlibiKind
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>>2327356
what is alibikind?
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>>2327339
Page of Space 2.0: We will be watching if you need us for whatever reason. If anything. Just assume we are in dream bubbles or some shit.
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>>2327368
I wouldn't mind players who couldn't make it in living in dreambubbles- from a different session and whatnot. Not sure how much it'd clutter up the thread, though.
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Have some variant classpect symbols.
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>>2327366
An Alibi. Like Clue.
Second only to fancy-Santakind in specibi that aren't real or make any sense.
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>>2327408
i can dig it
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Theif of Hope A /OP. Forced anon in /trash/, we would have to move to an MSPARP room if we want actual character communication. I can make one if there's any interest, and of course skype is a possibility. Give me a few minutes, I'll load the updated Land and Specibus data into a Pastebin. Give me both of your prototypings, too.
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>>2326749
Bard of Doom, still thinking about prototyping my kernelsprite with a Carapacian and my Dream Self, for scientific reasons.
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>>2327426
i really dont want to add everyone on skype
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>>2327426
Heir of Heart
Prototyping my trusty stuffed bear, Mr. Bearington.
No post-entry prototyping, Mr. Bearingtonsprite is top tier.
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so SBURB is a game of shenanigans. Canon had multiple sessions colliding and multiple scratches. We need some weird plot bullshit.
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>>2327426
Let's make an msparp thing
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>>2327427
You dump your WEIRD CHESS SCULPTURE and CREEPY SELF-EFFIGY rather unceremoniously into the kernel.

>>2327447
Yeah, I hesitated to list it because it's not ideal for any number of reasons. MSPARP might be cool.
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A little reminder.
The bump limit in trash is 250 but the broad is slow as Homestuck up8s.
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>>2327385
That would be cool. Every now and then when a dream bubble comes along it brings the peanut gallery.
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>>2327456
Our copy of the game is mostly stable, but we do have some oddities like Bowmananon helping us out from Prospit and Derse.
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I'll join the MSPARP room when its up
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>>2327426
Thief of Void here
I'll prototype my dog
Puppersprite is coming to fuck shit up
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So are there going to be other RP groups outside of the one hosted by the OP?
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>>2327482
Also, the dreambubbles are occupied by all the losers who didn't make the cut. MSPARP room will come after this pastebin, unless someone beats me to it.
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>>2327486
oops.
Lucha mask + Hawk = Hawluchasprite
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>>2327419
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>>2327426
Page of Void
Prototyping a knight figuring I have in my room
Post protoryping will be my soon to be dead cat since apparently Sburb kills off your pets when you enter.
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>>2327426
Seer of Void. MSPARP sounds good.
As befits my bullshit classpect, I prototype a copy of Infinite Jest. enemies gain footnotes, paper armor, a tendency to ramble, and vulnerability to fire, along with crippling obsession with meta.
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>>2327486
Is there a blank template for this?
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>>2327527
yeah just scroll up a bit
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>all slots are taken

WELP
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>>2327426
I'm willing to go into this MSPARP shit.

Bard of Light, I prototype my tiny wooden statue of a jovial Chinese butcher. The grotesque work of pummeling meat with a crude hammer has clearly left his smile undaunted.
I then post-prototype a coffee machine. I am deeply concerned with my coffee supply.
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>>2327530
You can be in the bubbles anon kun
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>>2327486
>>2327527
Nevermind it was in the thread, I am an idiot.
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>>2327426
ToH #2 here with my finalized character.

Which prototype would be better to do first?
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>>2327508
Tasteful and pretentious as fuck, nice.
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>>2327426
knight of hope B.
power ranger figure/my fish
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>>2327530
Page of Space (Dream Bubble). You're are in the Dream Bubbles.
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>>2327554
Magic snake would be interesting.
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I'm a Mage of Time I hate you guys let me PLAY I wanna play
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>>2327426
Knight of Hope A. Pre-Entry I'll prototype a saxophone. Post-Entry depends, since I've got 3 targets for living/dead things.
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>>2327508
>As a Page of Life, my planet is a lifeless wasteland of dust. Tiny plants, like moss and grass patches grow in the cracks of bricks deep underground within Citadels that contain powerful adversaries, these structures peak up to the top of the endless dust expanse, and lead deep down into reservoirs of water within the planet's surface. My denizens dried up the planet long before I'd arrived, so my quest naturally would be to get it restore the water and reservoirs to the surface and restore LIFE to the planet, starting by cultivating these structures into stalks of mossy, grown greenhouses, which can only be accomplished with enough grist building, a mirror fetch quest, and shining the light of Skaia onto them so life can grow. It also involves managing the subterranean pipe system back and forth so they can pump dew into these towers. When the planet is finally saved and my quest is successfully complete, the dust will settle and gushing Life will flourish on the planet once more, making it livable for consorts everywhere.

If anyone wants to tell me their Title and Planet, I can help out with a quest and lore.
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>>2327577
You're in the bubbles with everybody else who didn't make it in the original cut. We didn't forget about you guys
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>>2327577
when the MSPARPSDJ:Odja room is up, lurk. I'm sure somebody will drop eventually
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>>2327577
Page of Space (Dream Bubble): Too bad. All the slots are taken.
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>>2327577
Don't worry dude we get to be like the trolls and hang out in the void fucking with the actual players.
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>>2327554
I guess my name would be Fred Stirner.

>>2327572
Having enemies constantly undo themselves into various contortions would be cool to experience.
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>>2327607
>>2327594
Okay, that's cool as long as I still get to make friends. I love you guys.
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>>2327593
Heir of Time
Land of Clockwork and Fear
Derse
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>>2327426
Updated (I'm on my phone so skype would be best)

Page of Rage
Fistkind
Land of Crags and Slime
Prototypes a letterman jacket that i wear out of love for my favorite game, hotline miami

(Pretend all the green is ooze)
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>>2327577
Page of Space 2.0: Welcome to the dream bubbles with us two page of spaces and some other guy and I guess literally everyone else.
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>>2327618
Hugs?
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>>2327577
i'm the witch and you can take my place dude, i need to go soon anyway. Have fun.
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>>2327426
Knight of Time, small artist's manikin, and post entry myself, if that's allowed
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>>2327593
knight of doom
Insomnia and Thought
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>>2327426
Knight of Space updated.
Not sure if prototyping a dragon and a spiky plant is the best idea, but they're both tiny and unthreatening normally.
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>>2327593
Didn't make it in on time but I'd like to see your interpretation.

Bard of Void

Land of Depths and Horror
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>>2327623
>As the HEIR of TIME, you are surrounded by clock towers and an urban mechanical construct based in an industrial setting, smog, consorts steeped in a terribly inefficient bureaucracy, and a rather dreary planet poisoned with DREAD at every turn. The slightest misstep can lead to your doom, every pathway and travel must be transversed with care in order for one to get through safety. As a Heir of Time, one must learn to manage and understand the complicated bureaucratic time management and take control of this planets complicated infrastructure. Infernal problems such as the pollution and smog, hazardous accidents and industrial hazards will only subside once the player Masters this and fully realizes their planets full potential, turning the fear and Clockwork into a Gristmaking, productivity machine. The planet is designed to induce existential dread and Claustrophobia by it's nature.

How's that sound?
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>>2327593
Page of Rage with Land of Crags and Slime

>The land of crags and slime is as jagged and infected as the page's own psyche. Dripping rock and swirling, gooey rivers toil and crumble under a harsh purple sky. The denizens are mole-like creatures. with claws like razors, they tunnel deep into the cliffs of this land, seeking refuge from the constantly dripping peaks
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hope you guys are ready for KNIGHT COWBOYS
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>>2327676
That sounds really good
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>>2327536
Over 9999 hours in MS paint
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sprite for our special snowflake
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>>2327676
Thief of Void
Land of Glass and Splinters
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>>2327593
Thief of Hope
Harbors and Pollution

>I basically live in any other East Coast City
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Maid of Space reporting in, making the info page thing for when I eventually make it into a session and getting wasted in the dream bubbles with everyone else.
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>>2327593
cool worldbuilding anon

Seer of Void.
>The land of Spires and Silence.

The vast vault of the incipisphere overhead and the lightless abyss beneath fill one with a sense of awe. Spires protrude upward, out of the void; on these the consorts make their homes, farming meagre subsistance on vertical terraced balcony farms. They live in colonies, each largely unaware of the rest. Their settlements are wheel-like. Farms on the edges. the central tower is known as a Lorespire and contains a plethora of documentation.
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this should be everyone in the main session
hopefully i didnt fuck up.
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http://pastebin.com/F8JDdvhG Pastebin is up, I'll update it as I find more shit about your characters.

https://msparp.com/hsgsession# MSPARP is up too. you need an account now, but it's quick. Don't bother with Pesterchum names, just make your name and abbreviation your title, pick whatever color you want. If you're dead, put DB! before your name. Otherwise, the MSPARP is in character so go wild.
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>>2327741
working on bowmanon's derse sprite now if you wish
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>>2327648
>As the KNIGHT of DOOM, your planet is full of murals, relics, clues and riddles to engage forethought. Your consorts are SPHINX CATS who speak in complicated tongues and try to engage your philosophical delicacies, they often tell you of prophesies of an impending DOOMSDAY for your planet, the supernatural disasters constantly hinting at this. Perhaps it's due to some meddling with your dreamself, or simply in your nature but you can never SLEEP. The Cat's constantly cry out and the planet's natural phenomenon which at times seem CONFUSING AND ILLOGICAL, much of it apocalyptic keep you up at night. The riddles keep you up, the probing questions dig deep inside and cause you to question everything, sleep is always a premium. The truth is complicated and meaning far reaching to be found, but once you piece together the answer that ties together the accidents, the cats and clue, your thought will bring you to the BRINGER OF YOUR MARES NEST, the hiding spot where a choice will be given by your denizen. An important choice between surefire oblivion or planetary impending doom, that is to say Doom by any means, you will surely be challenged by the brooding reverie this planet offers, if only because you won't get a seconds sleep here.
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>>2327745
When will we officially starting? Tomorrow?
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>>2327774
Right now if you want, but people are free to drop in and out whenever. Make up an in-character excuse for it! It's pretty open-ended, just as if it were a pesterlog in our session.
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>>2327763
ill put it on there when it's done
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>>2327741
Damn this sess has a lot of hope. [spoiler]It will avail you not[/spoiler]

Also, how many fa/tg/guys are in this cause we have a lot of knights and pages.
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>>2327789
Rad. I'll probably drop in later tonight, ive got work now. This is my first time please be gentle.
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>>2327765
daaamn
I like that a lot. good work anon
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>>2327741
Based Hope
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>>2327593
Hit me. All I know so far is that pretty much all of the castles are abandoned and really fucking huge with massive dungeons and shit, and past the townships and ruins it's icy tundra.
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>>2327741
>That one rageful little shit in a sea of hopeful vibes

Oh fukkin jeez
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>>2327798
No problem. Like I said, it's open ended. For anyone wondering what we actually "do", it's just like an open pesterlog. Make up shit that's happening on your planet and talk about it, we'll go from there.
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Page of Space (Dream Bubble): Just to tell everyone, you can't cover spoilers in /trash/.
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Also if this thing lasts more than a day or 2 I can do drawfag things. Won't have time until this weekend but this seems pretty fun.
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>>2326749
Which quiz you guys using?
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>>2327593
Mage of Time
Land of Cycles and Fog
>>2327642
Oh? Okay, I will happily take your spot... Thanks, dude.
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>>2327886
We're just winging it, I guess.
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>>2327675
>As a BARD of VOID, your planet is mostly covered with sea. To travel it adequately, you will need to build submersibles to venture further and further into your land's watery core. Straight down, there are ridges, trenches and hazards to navigate, but they are the least of your concerns. The aquatic life seems to grow not only larger, more dangerous and wretched on the way down, but pose more of a danger as well. To finish your planet's quest, you must complete a complicated arrangement of understanding and exploiting the planet's chaotic ecosystem, governed by a visceral food-chain and obviously HORRORS laying deep in the DEPTHS. The largest predator at all sits in the deep dark caves at the very bottom of your ocean where Horror Terrors dwell, arrangement if listened to it's maddening gargles will give you the choice proper to resolve your quest. This quest will involve securing a lack, putting spontaneity in an absence in your planets workings. If you survive the horrors of your planet you surely will come out a successful and voided Bard.

Your Quest Slab lies at the bottom of the ocean in an abyssal trench.
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>>2327886
http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test

I used this one a long time ago.
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>>2327898
Nice, make one for me too please?
Page of Void
Land of Foliage and Glass
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>>2327898
Also, if your about to do mine, feel free to ignore my notes. I want to hear your take

-page of rage
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>>2327898
After the other requests, can you do mine? >>2327917
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Okay, so does anyone want to create names/chumhandles for their character? We can if you want to, but if we do I'd like it to be an all-in thing. Handles would have to be DNA-based, you know the drill. Any interest in that? We can go as deep as you guys want with this RP.
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>>2327685
I like it.Very metal.
>Denizens
You mean Denizen?

>>2327721
As the THIEF of VOID, stealing the absence of a conceit comes off naturally to you, but on the land of GLASS and SPLINTERS you find yourself on a grassy planet full of glass containers, balloons, towers and artifacts, many containing priceless treasures. More often than not these containers are shattered, glass shards often litter your planet, sometimes in massive piles that go on for miles. Your Planetary quest invokes the duality of these containers, both the possessions in the glass, and ones buried beneath mounds of sharp glass. Because of the planet's surface and glossy material, the glass is often hard to see and secrets of this planet are hidden in void. Learning how to trust your instincts and steal through these sweet cutting artifacts, without getting cut up to death, pays massive dividends. When you approach your denizen who has been SHATTERING MIRRORS and glass across your planet, you will be given an important quest to help clean up this world and recover it's valuables. The quest will conclude with the denizen giving a high piercing shriek, a sound loud enough to shatter all the glass on the planet, un-Glassing all it's precious goodies in one instant.

Your quest bed lays under a giant monumental Glass Arch, although walking through an INVISIBLE PATHWAY that you cannot see is no easy task, less you fall, cut and die before you reach it. For an experienced Thief of Void, that should prove no challenge
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>>2327969
Remind me, what letters are available as initials? C, A, G and T?
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>>2327969
how do we do the dna shit with the number of folks we have
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>>2327984
Yes. Auto correct. And like i said, feel free to add your own spin/quests for me
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>>2327685
Page of Rage sounds like a metal band
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>>2327886
It's a long one and you need to ignore the fan classpects and go with the closest cannon one.
http://thepageofhopes.tumblr.com/post/13517446964/homestuck-title-test

>>2327898
>Horror Terror Denizen
Fuck why didn't I think of that. Jawsome.

Will need to ruminate on the quest. Current thought is that I need to play the part of a new predator in the pond, jumble things up by giving the other beasts some room to change and grow but I don't think that's quite accurate.
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>>2327828
As the KNIGHT of HOPE, your land is a snow filled tundra full of warring consorts. They never stop fighting, just as this planet never stops fighting, trapped in a perpetual blizzard. The kingdoms and castles that litter the planet of every faction are frozen in time, and often literally in ice. Your lore often tells of the magical artifacts that when combined, will warm things up a bit. However each artifact must be recovered from a cryptic icy LABYRINTH, where one must not give up hope no matter how lost things seem. The bitter cold, rivalry and infighting, and endless blizzard-walked hunts will separate the hopeful from the hopeless, but you must prevail! After pillaging these mazes, uniting the kingdom and obtaining the artifact, a powerful obsidian orb, you will be able to awaken a subterfuge-Forge, (Much like those of Space Players. This one cannot breed a frog however) by making the choice with your denizen, SKADI. If done right, she will activate the planet's core and start spinning it once more. A series of eruptions later, the frost will thaw and kingdoms renew themselves in everlasting peace, completing your quest as the Knight of Hope.
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>>2328092
(Plz do crags and slime c'mon i have literally nothing. And i meant the moles as consorts not denizen wups)
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Getting to all these.
>>2327888
The quest of a MAGE of TIME is not an easy one, your planet is a not an easy one to navigate through. As a land of CYCLES and FOG, it's entirely covered in toxic fumes and heavy smoke. The only way to navigate is to depend on the CYCLING WATCH-TOWERS, that is to say the sky scrapers and techno light-houses littering your planet. Each lights the way to the next, they all glide in 360 like clockwork, showing a little bit at a time of your planet. These lights nor the time they shine, where or when is not immutable, as a Mage of Time you can learn to manipulate the shining hours of your only beacon and lead not only your consorts to safety, but yourself as well. There are also whirling fans on the surface of the planet that blow upwards and release the fog. Learning to think in Time and control the Cycles of the planet's machinery, will be key to you solving the riddles of your planet. When you complete your quest and arrange with your Denizen, the Core-nucleus that is the WUIN'DTESSENCE MARROW will suddenly give you the option to complete the final quest, to operate a planetary device to operate a global fan cycle, that if coordinated right, will blow away and release your planet's true visage forever.

This task may not be easy, but it's challenge is meant for you to overcome.
HOWEVER, it would benefit greatly from the assistance of Light, Breath or Void player.
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Hope bowmanon likes tight clothing and corsets
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>>2328217
These are super nice man. I already know the basics of my quest but here's >>2327665 if you get to it.
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>>2328264
That's incredibly fashionable and good looking.
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>>2328286
only the best
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>>2328217
Thanks! All of these are really good. I couldn't have thought up of something like this. I really appreciate it.
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>>2327924
As a PAGE of VOID your planet, the land of FOLIAGE and GLASS is surrounded by dense forests full of living, transparent glassy trees. They bare colorful fruit and treasures, but many are hollow, and some deadly. The forest contains many illusions and trappings, from pits and shards to dangling roots. The very nature of the planets substance makes it hard to tell a foot from a mile at times, you cannot trust your senses in this forested nightmare. The consorts are starved, to feed them and earn their trust, you'll have to obtain a set of pieces from the highest canopies of your forest, a task not very easy when the thick layers you're climbing are all glass. If you make it through this jungle, a large nest where your denizen, Apep, awaits will greet you. The choice you make will help unbuckle the roots and branches of these risky jungles, top to bottom and clear the sky up at last.

Basically you're on a huge glass planet full of incredibly transparent forests and obstacles that you'll need to learn how to work around, a shimmering near-invisible environment. As a page of Void it'll be hella hard but perhaps you'll make it.

Your Death Slab, also glass, is somewhere high in the canopies for you to find, like a glass needle in a glass haystack.
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Here's a repository of possible aspect related motifs for your land.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1giyU0nNPbvtwGIfNpuVPj7sLRm5-OhCF3mxU9Fh8_nc/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1

And some effects your personality could have on the nature of your quest.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rOtIUIyutn-QoPOUlGvoBsGGgZHrilWR2b8BIQHiVls/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1
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the one drawback of trash being all of this won't be archived.

SAVE STUFF PERTAINING TO YOUR HEROES GUYS
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>>2328332
keep doing the lords work landanon
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ok here's the new one. adjusting for derse bowmanon and the witch being replaced
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>>2327943
Which was your land?

>>2327917
In the land of TREASURE and FREEFALL, the BARD of DOOM will often find themselves faced with immense struggle against a planet that refuses to make sense of itself. With Gravity not operating under it's normal pretenses, the risk of plummeting to one's death is a very real threat, whether you're on land or not. There's no core or safe-ground here, every part of the planet is segmented. Luckily for you, there's treasure and TREASURE MAPS everywhere you look, and bridges to help you get there. (Or hold onto) The maps contain clues about the changing directional gravitation, but you shouldn't depend on them, no. As a Bard of Doom, over time your natural intuition on impending doom should weather your inclinations to plummet to your death so easily. The Consorts are afraid one day the planet will rip apart, or collide together in a singularity. After collecting enough maps and mastering your instincts, you will be able to travel at the quasi-core of your planet and find your Denizen at the centermost. A countdown will begin starting the TERRANATORY CRUNCH, a planet-dooming event that will bring about the cataclysm your consorts feared. However you're able to mirthfully stop it as a bard, the denizen will reward you with a boon and hoist you up. All of the levitating spires and islands will come together as one, forming a proper spherical planet, with gravity insured to last.

It's quite recommended if you intend to die on your Quest Bed you do it before this, since it's upside down on the bottom of a giant boulder somewhere, and failing to nab an opportunity first will result in it being sealed into the planet when it pulls itself together.
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>>2327133
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>>2328458
Hella Jeff
Bard of Piss
Land of Socks and Stairs
(Make it as SBAHJ as possible)
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>>2328458
Crags and Slime

Page of Rage
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>>2328470
very cool
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>>2328470
>text font
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>>2328470
Aw come on, you don't REALLY think a Bard of Doom would lead to-aw fuck it i'll end up destroying everything its unavoidable.
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>>2328518
Our punishment for spamming so many meme classes.
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>>2328166
Next one.
>>2327665
The land of DUSK and FROGS is a spacious one given only to the Knight of Space. It's surrounded by a handful of AMPHIBIANS, vicious crocodiles, snakes, reptiles, and the most feared predator of all, SWAMP HARES. In an otherwise grassy, swampy plain of a land. Catching frogs on this planet isn't easy, they only come out at a very narrow window of time, the time when Skaia sets and let's them breathe to the surface. Every other moment, the predators serve as a deterrent from their appearance and keep them swamped in the bays and mud, or deep underground. The Knight of Space's ideal quest would be, either to deal with the predators that plague the frogs, or find a Time player to assist them in taking advantage of that small, short window of opportunity when frogs emerge.
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>>2328530
Thanks!
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>>2328530
I'm a Heir of Hope with the land of Roots & Pillars
Hmu fampai
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>>2328166
Wait which is your classpect again?
>Page of Rage
Okay here we go.
On the planet of CRAGS and SLIME, the Page of Rage is faced with a hostile and unmanageable environment. The top are all crags, that is to say cliffs, mountains and rocky canyons covered in a filmy layer of slime. This slippery stinging slime not only makes walking difficult, it's incredibly unpleasant to touch. Fucking painful actually, since it's highly corrosive, not unlike Industrial Grade Battery Acid. Feeling that burn is not recommended young page. Walking out for a few hours, even in shoes will tear one's shoes to tatters, or blister and bleed their skin dry....
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>>2328705
Yeah page of rage. Sweet. Got any quest tips goy?
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>>2328705
... The subterranean of the planet where all the consorts have fled is not much better, it's a sprawling network of pipes and sewers. Due to the sewage and disgusting bacteria laden water, the acidic slime is lessened, but frequent earthquakes due to acid chewing into the planet's tectonic plates makes the sewers unstable. Cave ins and collapses are frequent, navigation difficult. As if it wasn't a cruel enough deterrent, horrifying mutated SLIME MUTAGENTILES stalk down here, they're vicious and much more toxic than anything on the surface.
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>>2328741
If one manages to arrive at their planet's core network, their denizen SHODAN will offer a a choice, that if done will let the player unleash a dam and re-operate the watering filtering system on the surface. This will restart the flow of rivers, the rain, the clogged sewer systems and clean the planet's hazards swiftly, that is to say if they can overcome a mass swarm of armed, deadly TERMINATRIXES gunning for their head from the moment they leave their denizen. Fighting off this swarm and restarting the cleanse, is no easy task.

>>2328727
Congrats goy, you got an acidic cybery death-murder Apocalypse planet.
My only advise: Try not to die. Try REALLY hard not to fucking die, is all you can do.
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>>2328778
Oh fucking Christ thanks. I asked and i recieved fucking shit
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>>2328634
The HEIR of HOPE will be tested on the land of ROOTS and pillars. It's consorts, Peacocks live a miserable, brutal despondent quiet nomadic life on the plains, fighting for survival as they are but frequently stalked by their dangerous enemies, powerful and deadly eagles. While these consorts are quite friendly and wise, whatever advise they can dispense tends not to last long when they find themselves prey of the Top Birds here, a grief they can find no end of. A hierarchy of these predatory Eagles exist, more powerful and deadly then the last. They reside in nests firmly within the roots of this planet, roots wrapped around giant pillars that were once inhabited by a greater peacock civilization. That civ, brought down due to the rivalry, has since deteriorated. Perhaps if one looks hard enough to find the origin of these bird's boisterous woes, one could resolve the issue and bring HOPE to the poor sufferers. Eagles frequently lay their eggs high up, as well as smash any peacock eggs they can find.

Arranging a meet with the top chief, the denizen Karura, the Celestial Eagle will challenge the Heir for the sake of all Peackmanity. Should they succeed in victory and striking a truce, Hope will truly be restored to the land.
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>>2328479
What's this DUNKASS? You think some big shoopy pappyshoodoo voodoo BARD of PISS can complete this quest? More like the Bard of PISSING ME OFF man. On the land of SOCKS and STAIRS, smelly gymsock from a guy named Greg are left lying around. Man, FUCK GREG. But not really cause that's MAD HOMO kk thnx. The socks are left on EVERY. FUGGING. STAIRS. You could drip dude. YOU COULD TRIP. Like, trip higher than the beetles on PCP. How high do ya donkasses even have TO BE to be that high? Anyway stairs suck and these socks STINK ASS. Smell like some smelly conDOOM used up a poopy HOMO SHITHEADS anus for HOMOSEX. Someone tapped that ass in those socks babe. Put the fresh linen cotten-junk straight in the plush rump. You don't wanna go NEAR those funkin' sicknasty toe-cozies, less you want to puke up over some man's rear-end BUTT SPUNK. Forgot to mention, the denizen is Greg. Man, FUCK GREG. That's the quest shite or whatever, you literally have to SHAG THE MANSPUNK. Up his butt I bet? Maybe one of the socks will provide a clue, or some relief. Anyway that's the quest you stupid ass bard of pissing up your gay homo-hole.

God you'll never be way too HIGH enough to take this stupid quSTInG serious-ways.
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>>2327990
There are only 16, that should be exactly enough combinations for all of us.

>>2327989
Yeah, CAG and T, with U possibly opening up if we need to.

>>2328925
Thief of Hope
Forkkind
Land of Bells and Ruin
pls kind charanon
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>>2329037
fuckin 10/10
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>>2329037
>Forgot to mention, the denizen is Greg. Man, FUCK GREG
this shit is amazing
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>>2329037
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>>2327699
Glad you think so, thanks!

>>2327803
Cool to know.

>>2328070
I wish there were more deep-sea water based planets overall, those strike me as the most atmospheric ones.

>>2328284
>>2328325
>>2328620
Welcome! I enjoy coming up with these sorts of things.

>>2328822
I forgot to mention, the mutant and terminator monsters are just that, enemies. Your consorts would still be Moles of course, living entirely underground and hazardly within the terrible scifi sewer system.
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>>2329153
You are a saint anon

we could use you in the rp chat
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>>2328458
Damn that's pretty cool. Makes me feel like my mission is a drastic race against time with the world working against me compared to others, well, except for that one anon living in Poisonland.
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>>2329042
As the THIEF of HOPE, you go about the Land of BELLS and RUIN with weasels and hares as your consorts. The weasels are surprisingly, quite daft. So daft in fact, the feudal economy of your planet puts them at risk from their own gross stupidity. Within the castles, keeps, woods and Ruins that they dwell in, the only sense of any hope derives from the sound of Bells. These bells, worn by hares, rung loudly by hares and paraded around by them, are an aristocratic sign of the noble supremacy of the elite. While the not-so sly weasels starve and dwell in perpetual poverty, these snobby, sociopathic lagomorphs continue to extort their extravagance and wealth, flaunting their nobility like it's nobodies business. All the land, all the golds and carrots, the suppers and cozy beds, everything belongs to the privileged and nothing to the oppressed.

Your mission as a Thief of Hope is simple as all hell; fuck'em. Once you start to steal Hope itself and give to back, the dynamics will start to change. Eventually hope will be wrought and the Weasels will start to rise up, and the High-Bell of the Hare Royals will be rung, prompting your denizen MANABOZHO to awaken from his greater-den and offer you a complicated choice. How you respond and resolve it, will mean the difference between a bloody french-revolution brewing, and actual Hope thieved and brought to planet proper.

Your quest bed is in a dugout den somewhere, used as a resting chamber for the wealthy. You'll have to do quite a lot of hare-twisting to get to it.
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>>2328458
Oh wait I forgot to ask, what are my Consorts?
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>>2329177
There's an RP chat? What is it? How did I miss it?
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Might as well throw this in here. Lore guy, hit me up whenever you can.
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>>2329368
15 people are doing an RP session of SBURB, I missed the call as well. I was driving home from the office when they started rollcall.
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>>2329315
Lore anon. Beseech me judgment of my world. I am the other Thief of Hope. >>2327554
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>>2329368
https://msparp.com/hsgsession
here you go worldbuilder!
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>>2329368
Here>>2327745

A note though, if you aren't one of the fifteen then your some shlub out in the furthest ring with no effect on the actual game outside of what you can convince the players to do.
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>>2329392
people will drop out soon enough. nothing's really going on right now.
its very possible you might get in in the next few days (if this lasts that long). we're just making characters.
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>>2329177
Do you have a link?

>>2329205
I try to tailor each player's quested based on their aspect. The method and objective is more on the class.
So a DOOM player would of course have a planet impending towards doom, Void mystery, ect. Whereas the class would determine how they go about it, with a thieve stealing, page struggling through trials, hope player actually trying to do something uplifting, or knight just fighting through everything.

I love the implications of a Doom or Rage player the most, everything's hopeless and fucked up and death's on the line, and that line's riding the coat tail of your asses. I imagine the most emotionally daunting land would be for a Page of Doom, given the kind of obstacles and all.
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>>2329413
I already know, I've been keeping up. Hence the surprise of missing the link.
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>>2329431
Linking>>2329413
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>>2329357
Iguanas or Geckos.
They're at slightly less risk because webbed hands and all. But still are, because everything crashes into each other quite a lot.
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>>2329431
So wait, how would a Bard go about clearing the quest?
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>>2329382
Oh man I've got to come up with something good and original for this. I'm already thinking too much of Waterworks.

>>2327554

On the Land of POLLUTION and HARBORS, the Thief of Hope must learn to truly live by the adage, "teach a man to fish". With Bear Cubs as their consort, this planet is surrounded by pristine lakes and rivers mined by sprawling tech-harbors, technological wonders that have made boat-fishing obsolete. The cost, is toll these devices exert on the oceans, primarily in the pollution they create. Because of the ruination of the seas, food and travel has become more scarce and sense fleeting. If one chooses to partake in the harbor's debauchery of the sea, they will receive boons, but the obvious penalties will follow. Should they deactivate them and manage to chart out these rivers, the commerce they can bring from the depths will surely reward as well. The slumbering denizen lies in an oily slick Lagoon deep below, which when found will put the Thief through the rounds. If the planetary option is found to be commendable, soon the thief will be charged with thief-y thingy, an impossible task to shut down all Harbors on the planet within 24 hours. The pollution will clean up if they succeed, and erupt disastrously if they don't. To steal hope for this planet yet, some backwards dealing might be necessary.
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>>2329586
Creatively, luckily, and ingeniously. It's half a game of spontaneous chance and just stumbling upon the right outcome, even though the same seemingly obvious solution might doom the planet or be unthinkably stupid.
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>>2329641
Oh my god I'm gonna have to fucking duct tape my planet back together aren't I?

I'm gonna spend all my grist on duct tape aren't I?
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>>2329619
Fucking Stellar
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>>2329675
You gotta learn how to craft some kind of mega duct tape. Have fun not spending grist on anything but tape.
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>>2329701
My co-player is going to come back to see me making a fuckton of tape as I scream "THIS IS MY LIFE NOW!"
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>>2329368
>>2329392
>https://msparp.com/hsgsession
All of the official session players are in, but feel free to stop in as a dreambubble ghost/carapace/consort or what have you.
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>>2329315
Hell yeah, man. That's actually really really good.
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>>2329382
The Land of Tile and Water is a dark and wet, gloomy expanse owed to the Maid of Space. The Frogs on this planet are, unfortunately not amphibious in a true sense, they're bulging bellowed fellows who cannot swim. Not a fortunate fate since water leaks and floods in from leaky piped aqueducts and the ltiles that make up this planet, rather then contained in the dammed chambers like they should be. Jellyfish, Crayfish, and Giant Spiders prey on the frogs frequently, with them being non-swimmers it's really no contest. The friendly Newt consorts, in their rafts and swampy tile huts, are of little help, often leaving things around and breaking tiles and piles. The ideal quest, if imprecise task for the Maid would be to clean and fix up the space allotted for by this planet's clutter, controlling the supply of water, managing the ecosystem of predators, growing lilypads and allowing frogs to prosper. Should this prove a challenge, the denizen resting in a vast spring tub, will offer to speed things up, that is to say flood the entire planet and turn it into a tiled ocean. How this impossible help proves to be of any benefit, is up to the Maid to turn around. The quest slab is on a large cracked bathtub.
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>>2329762
So just sit back and watch shit unfold?
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>>2329868
That, and try to convince us to keep on our goal/get sidetracked with stupid bullshit.
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>>2329859
The denizen is Icovellauna, residing in the vast spring tub within a deep-welled up watery temple.
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>>2329868
If I were you, worldbuilder anon, I'd contact thief of hope A (the admin) when they get back on and see about helping them with stuff
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I took the various quizzes and found I am either a Thief or Knight of Mind.
Which should I be though?

Thief
>Take Good Ideas from others and use them as their own.
>Take Bad Ideas from others and never reveal them.
>Cause general confusion by distracting people with nothing.

Knight
>Master Tactician (Knights use their Aspect to Fight, Mind is Thought and Logic)

I'm leaning towards Thief, but do we already have too many?
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>>2329888
>>2329859
Fucking radical my man. I look forward to babysitting everything to make sure they don't all fucking drown.
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>>2329943
I just entered the Chat.
Would love to get caught up and whatnot.
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>>2329943
ToHA here. Yeah, that'd be great. If character description anon isn't already a session player, if they wanted to be First Guardian or a similarly story-influencing role I personally wouldn't mind
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Quick question, on this chatsite, is it possible to have 1 on 1 convos with people to simulate two people communicating on Pesterchum?
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Quick question, is alright if I play Exile right?
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>>2328705
>that filename
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>>2330383
some people may ignore you, but you can see if anyone is interested
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>>2330297
It is! Not within the group, though.

>>2330383
Absolutely!
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OP of hsgsession, why not try a meetingwords doc
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>>2330589
OP here, we've got a google doc up in the chat now! This thread will probably be here tomorrow but if not I'll remake it. I'm out for the night, though!
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on the side of the chat it says Server order, i'm guessing that means who is building for who?
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>>2327399
Isn't impossible to have a Lord or Muse of anything but Time or Space? They're the uber classes specifically for two person sessions, and Time and Space are mandatory for a session at all.
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knight of life reporting in

I fucked up guy. I fucked up bad
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I'm having fun with the Knight of Time
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This has been a fun beginning, looking forward to tomarrows' run.
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I'm feeling down for some simple doodles tonight. People in the RP right now, give me a description of your character and i'll try to draw them. I'll only take about 2-3 requests right now so first come first serve. Give me your handle so I can name it accordingly.
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>>2331210
what level of detail?
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>>2331248
Pretty much just gender, hairstyle, hair color, clothes, logo on shirt.

If you're asking about the detail of art then it's fairly basic.
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>>2331210
Thief of Hope #2.
selfactualizedActuator
Only prominent detail about my character is his SWEET FRO.
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So what kind of Exiles do we have, anyway?

>>2331210
archaicTenacity usually wears a white shirt and black slacks. His symbol is his family crest, a sword with wings. His eyes are purple, and his hair is very short and black. He carries a Lee-Enfield with a kitchen knife taped to the front as a makeshift bayonet.
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>>2331210
bluesyVindication

A broad white guy with long brown hair who looks miserable. Wears a Big Daddy style diving suit kind of outfit with a decepticon logo on it.
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>>2331291
I guess for further description he'd be wearing some form of Godzilla merchandise
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>>2331132
if you were the exile, i enjoyed your commands, feel free to jump in again whenever
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>>2331474
I will in a bit, just gotta finish up the doodles.
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Well here they are in their shitty quality.

The third one looks like he needs a hug
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>>2331647
Awesome.
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>>2331647
Radical.
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Chutes and Ladders
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>>2332319
The only way to Ascend.
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>>2332319
I fucking hate you SA.
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knight of hope b - hey i'm gonna give up my spot as a player. i'll take my shit off the google doc.
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Is this dead?
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KoHA back.
>>2335287
It's passed the bump limit, but /trash/ is pretty slow so not yet!

>>2332319
SEETHING, UNENDING RAGE
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>>2335287
Seer of Void, still present
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I think we're moving the thread to here
>>2326752
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>>2335287
We talked about meeting up at the same time as yesterday, i'd give it a few hours before people start popping back in.
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>>2335325
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Got bored and drew this based off last night's magical events
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