>tfw no giraffe gf to effortlessly deepthroat you, balls and all
>tfw no giraffe sister to fuck silly
>>2300716
Hey, I already got a list of animals to fuck, you don't need to add another impossible one to the list
>>2300869
Befriend a zookeeper, anon
>>2300716
well, until it equally as effortlessly bite down and severe off your delicates
>>2300920
It's a she, not an it.
>>2300869
Believe in your dreams anon.
>>2300716
Giraffe tongues are like sandpaper mate. You don't want your dick in contact with one.
>>2300738
woooo boy, I forgot about Puzzle.
think I found a higher fps version, but it's 3 secs shorter...
http://imgur.com/gallery/GDN60Sl
>>2300716
If there isn't already, one day there will be a video of a Giraffe suckin a guy off
>>2302105
one day...
>>2302105
Exotic animals barely have any actual porn. Not only is it incredibly risky to fuck a wild animal, but the lengths you'd have to go to for the possibility of doing so would be great, even moreso when you have to avoid being caught.
Maybe one day in the far flung future though, one guy'll get lucky enough.
>>2302155
Its a goddamn shame
>>2302105
I can count the amount of decent cat videos on the entire internet on one hand
I wouldn't count on ever seeing that in your lifetime
>>2302283
Well, decent male cat videos
Including females the number might go over 5
>>2301334
Man, Kadath's comic Too Much To Handle was basically what confirmed I was a furry.
>>2302283
Yes, but how long until VR porn where you can simulate a giraffe sucking you off?
Or a VR title where you go on an erotic safari across Africa, fucking every sexy beast you find...
>>2303346
> Get an erotic safari VR title.
> It's a cucking simulator.
>>2301114
actually, they produce a lot of drool and are nothing like sandpaper
https://e621.net/post/index/1/ungulatr
I'll just post the holy grail of giraffe/tongue fetish art
>>2303483
>Not a Jungle Fever simulator
That I actually would pay for
>>2300738
>>2301334
>>2302694
>>2303656
You dumping? I'm alright with that, this one's pretty good.
>>2303616
That would be a nice thing, and nice things can't happen in videogames.
That said, I wouldn't mind a VR game were we get to fug brown qts.
>>2303346
Remember that they'll still be designed by humans, and said humans probably have no idea what it's like to fuck any of those animals and they'll probably pretty much just be reskins of dogs/horses
And that's assuming that it directly interfaces with the brain, something like that is ever made, you'll be able to afford it, and it won't be made illegal because too many people looked at it and went "ew"
>>2303670
I guess I have to now.
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>>2303757
I'm trying not to look at it as I'm posting it. Every time I see this comic I instantly have to fap.
>>2303771
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>>2303771
>anthro
>lesbians
>dumb porn dialogue
>"Every time I see this comic I instantly have to fap."
shit taste desu
>>2303917
>>2303927
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>>2303979
>>2304016
>>2303683
Not just brown qts, exotic, exaggerated, tall, dark chocolate qts with huge natural grown t&a
>>2304024
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>>2304027
You.
You are my niggest nigga. I'd be happy enough with something like that that I'd even forget about fucking giraffes for a while, though the optimal and patrician option would be to have both the humans, fauna and [spoiler]flora[/spoiler] to be fuckable.
>>2304081
The end.
>>2303925
I hate dykes too but big titties are something I have to save some of these for
>>2304102
>flora
Go on. Sell me on an expansion pack, anon. We can split profits 50/50
>>2303925
How can one person be so wrong?
>>2304172
>having shit taste
>>2304147
> Thicc Baobab trees that lure men by offering protection from the heat and sun, they have very maternal qualities and personalities, but they generally try to talk wanderers into fertilizing their soft, watery roots with their semen, since it provides important nutrients in an otherwise sterile soil.
> Several types of bushes, generally with tomboyish personalities and taking the dominant role.
> Aloe plants that have more of a "nurse" personality to them, they try to heal the wounded to the best of their abilities, and can use their thick, soft and fleshy leaves to relieve the stress.
I mean I'm not a plantfucker, so I don't know if the dendrophiliacs like this type of thing, I just suggested that because it's something I'd like to see, even if it's not my thing.
>>2304417
Well fuck, now you're turning me on with all of this.
>No bro to go on a fuck safari with and hi-five while we cover everything in Africa in our cum
Fuck, man.
>>2304417
I have an aloe plant, now I want to fuck it. any tips?
>>2304730
Cut off a frond. Slice through so you have two thin frond halves. Place in hand and wrap around penis. Fuck.
>>2304755
I'll have to try that thanks
>>2304730
Don't fug your plants. They are people too.
Although cutting off a frond to make a makeshift fleshlight, like it was suggested, would probably feel nice. Just don't do it too often or you'll kill the plant.
>>2303925
Then post something better, fuckface
>>2305213
Something better featuring giraffes
>>2303925
>shit taste
Well, at least you admit to having it.
>>2301114
That's a cat, and cat tongues are like sandpaper because it acts like a built-in brush to clean out their fur.
Giraffes don't groom themselves...
Would you /trash/ ?
If you can't find a giraffe, make a giraffe.
What does a giraffe's dick look like?
>>2306744
Of course. I've always wanted to fuck several exotic species.
Also, it's kinda fitting that I love tall girls and giraffes are some of my favorite anthros.
>>2308145
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>>2300716
You just need a better fetish apparently
>>2304103
The thing that stuck out the most to me was how they had good communication and made sure each other were comfortable at every step. That's something that's really nice to see in a porn comic.
>>2304016
Holy shit that ass...
>>2304016
>that finger in the butt
Such a small touch, but sexy as all fuck.
Anyone have more stuff with Puz in it?
>>2312078
Now smell it...
>>2315974
I've got a whole folder of Kadath stuff, I'll just link it fro you: https://mega.nz/#F!c8wUERRQ!-wbi-grHLoXpuKPxjCCZMQ
>>2303487
I-I want her to rim me.
boop
>>2306931
why has nobody answered this
Have this.
>>2325381
And this!
