HG Thread
Sector Seven Edition
Shaggged
>>2251057
>Snores
>>2251071
>uses blowhorn
>All the shit talking of ships
>>2251043
NOPE! HA!
>>2251049
My gains? This is for the benefit of all! Innocents, Heroes! Even animals! You're doing wondrous work for science!
Hold your head high, and wear this information like a badge of HONOR! HAHA!
>>2251062
Well that's just gotta be genetics or something! Maybe it's some sort of Quirk!
>>2251077
Do that again and I'll make you wish you could die.
>>2251071
..I only wished to ask something. Why does everyone fear me this much>
>>2251071
H-Heh...perhaps I will find release in death...this day...
>>2251043
Is this the facade you cower behind? You shot at me with the intent to kill, and were only saved by your own faulty judgement. Do not act like a pacifist, murderer.
>>2251051
Am I perfect if I am able to be exploited? I do not think so.
>>2251060
You'd rather I beat you to death? Ambush you and slowly, agonisingly take your life? No, I know you'd prefer the glass option.
>>2251061
You are right in that you don't understand, child. Poetry is not poetry if it has no meaning behind it.
>>2251083
But I already want that
![[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2775.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IovImlY.jpg "[Coalgirls]_Strike_Witches_2_06_(1920x1080_Blu-Ray_FLAC)_[541932C3] 2775.jpg")
>>2251080
I don't think so, she has two quirks, and her forehead is not one of them.
>>2251071
You need a gun first, baka.
>>2251070
Negative.
>>2251071
>She simply stares blankly at the wounds
Your assistance is...appreciated, but it was not necessary.
>>2251072
I...believe the term is "those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it".
>>2251080
...Oh.
>She averts her gaze
>>2251078
>trying to ignite a shitstorm that ended yesterday
>>2251015
Good, good. Hey, got something to help me hold conversations?
This game is meme-tastic.
>>2251078
I wish I had my ship. Then I could leave this place and get back to my mission.
>>2251091
Then you're calling yourself nothing but a failure, nonetheless you were just the first if it wasn't for her interfering with my research, I could've improved perfection even further had the time been there.
>>2251092
You want to wish you can die? Can't you just change your thinking?
>>2251091
..Before i continue on my quest of trying to stay alive. Why do you insist on calling me a child? You do not seem much older than me, if at all.
>>2251091
I'd rather you didn't do any of that. You're also talking as if you'd win.
How do I become one with the memes?
>>2251071
>>2251106
want to die, that is
Can meme events be good events?
>>2251093
TWO QUIRKS?!
WOWZA! I reaaaally wanna meet this person now! Never seen two Quirks on a person before!
>>2251095
Huh? What's the issue? You really wanted to know?
I'm sure I could run sort sort of simulation or something!
>>2251098
Why would you need something like that? You seem pretty good at it! Haha!
>>2251080
Putting an explosive camera inside me is for the benefit of all?
Maybe benefit of everyone except me!
Why don't you try it on yourself?
>>2251108
>>2251113
..I was never a match for this amount of strength. Not in my current state..Good luck, my lady.
>>2251114
That's a pretty selfish point of view.
>>2251118
Only for maybe one or two games. Then they get old fast.
>>2251095
Repeat what, exactly? The destruction of civilization? Civilization is already gone. The Sentients made sure of that when they wiped out the Orokin. Now we Tenno are the only semblance of law in the system, scattered thin and growing thinner. There is no history to repeat, because there is nothing left to destroy.
We'll bang, okay?
>>2251118
Yes.
Don't let serious fags tell you otherwise.
Hello people
>>2251113
Wee!
>>2251119
You're really missing out then. They're huge and firm yet soft. All women have quirks, baka.
I fucking love memes. I'm the meme master.
>>2251133
Events can be clever and humorous witbout resorting to memes, you nerd.
>>2251104
I'd still be less of a failure than yourself, and the closest thing to perfection ever achieved. You however, would need to live knowing you failed your one goal.
>>2251108
Because you display the maturity and wisdom of one. That applies to most others here, of course...but I have decided to apply it to you, first of all.
>>2251110
Then, you'd rather I surrender to you, so that you may do as such to me? Hm...I do not think that is the intention of allowing us to compete. With the amount of contests that have gone on so far, and the projected continuation, it is statistically impossible to not win eventually.
>>2251138
Go away. We've kept a limit on the idiocy present here.
>>2251143
Fuck you, I'M the meme master.
>>2251143
>>2251119
You think? I don't think so at all!
>>2251122
Live alone for a thousand years and you'll get it
>>2251111
>post yfw HG is a secret training ground for meme masters
>>2251157
You won't be needing these anymore.
>>2251143
Fuck off nigger, Memezaya is the meme master
>>2251151
Thank god I'm no longer wading in the wallow of all you worthless individuals. I could've made it all perfect and even made her sane, if only I didn't try the last little step, then again. I figure that I somewhat kept the planet in a stable environment, at least idiocy got reduced.
>>2251113
>>2251121
...My apologies, sir. I...would have permitted your victory, were I in control of my actions.
>>2251127
Such viewpoints could be argued only result in further loss.
>>2251119
I...do have a degree of interest in the prospect of an...unaugmented clone.
>>2251157
...Good luck, Patchouli.
This is...an agreeable death.
>>2251164
>>2251161
Take part in meaningful interaction and maybe you will get it.
>>2251151
Oh i am sure that i can exceed your expectation on different subjects. But i have nothing to prove to you and you have nothing to prove to me.
Are we going to part as enemies or as people that can tolerate eachother's presence..barely?
>>2251151
That's kind of rude
>>2251164
>>2251166
It's lowest common denominator humor. Zero effort.
>>2251120
Hey-HEY! It's not INTENDED to explode! Don't act like it is!
>>2251140
Oh! HA! You're going on with that obsession of yours again! Reminds me why I'm not letting you get your mitts on any of my seriously powerful little babies!
>>2251160
Well we're still talking, aren't we? HAHA!
>>2251164
>he didn't know
>>2251169
Oh? Oh? Oh, oh, oooooh? Do go on!
>>2251164
who are the teachers ?
>>2251166
...More memes?
I just wanna fucking die.
>>2251169
No. This arena is a test of one's wits, strength and tenacity. By allowing yourself to be overcome by me would be deceiving yourself.
Victory is yours, wehter you enjoy it or not...Goodl uck in the future.
>>2251180
No need for teachers. Just the environment of this place helps cultivate new memes.
>>2251151
Not saying you need to give up, I'm just saying it won't be easy and you may end up losing your life.
>>2251189
but its a training ground, it needs teachers
>>2251178
Well guess what!
It DOES explode!
How could you possibly even think that it would be a good idea to give someone to eat something explosive?!
>>2251194
We learn from each other.
>>2251178
...Primarily for the prospect that they would, in a way, be..."normal", unlike myself.
>>2251188
...I have no purpose in being here. I am...content that others would succeed in my place.
>>2251178
W-Why would embracing those quirks be a bad thing?
>>2251187
Hey Kamina. Here's an event for you: (Player1) finds a blender.
>have ava
>avafag with a part of the community
>want to ava with other people
>create a second ava to ava with the other part of the community
>same niggers from the first ava start avafag with me
Can't you fuckers let me make friends?
>>2251169
There is nothing left to preserve, young one. Everything is gone.
Fight against a Grineer battalion and tell me they are a civilization worth preserving.
>>2251204
>Snores
>>2251168
Yes...stable enough that it was all ruined...
>>2251174
That was 'thrown out of the window' as your kind tend to say from the moment we were placed within proximity of each other.
>>2251175
The truth tends to be rude.
>>2251190
It'll only be short. This place is not kind enough to afford death.
>>2251204
Classic
Christ, not this hole again.
>>2251187
>>2251207
yes
>>2251201
Hmmm. If you desire to let others win over your expense, then i will not stop you. The freedom to make your own decisions and choose your own destiny is something i cherish deeply.
>>2251214
Where's the fun without a challenge? Putting the world to the test was the least I could do.
I shitpost at anybody who gets more replies than me.
>>2251214
But the truth tends to be false too
>>2251217
That's what she said!
>>2251223
So you shitpost everyone?
>>2251196
Oh c'mon, can't be afraid of taking risks like that in this line of business! I've eaten little babies that'd threaten to melt me from the inside out, HAHA!
But hey, they all worked!
>>2251201
Normal? Nothing's normal, haha! Life isn't fun if there's not a little bit of strange or weird going on!
>>2251202
You've got a different definition going through your head! Surely you remember what a Quirk is in Hero's terms, yeah?
>>2251214
...If this means that you will one day attack me with whatever reason you seem justified, do know that i will not hold back nor do i expect you to.
I trust that you'll understand.
>>2251178
Yeah but it's still pretty hard for me
>>2251227
Hilarious. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get out of this garbage pit again.
The kid and the old man are expecting me.
>>2251218
>Eila takes the lollipop and unwraps it, marveling at the size of the head before sticking the sweet into her mouth. She carefully caresses the lollipop with her tongue, patting it everywhere before popping it out of her mouth, leaving a slimy trail of saliva.
>You like this
You are now breathing manually
>>2251250
>>2251252
I want you to fucking die
>>2251209
...You overstate this. A military is...not to be compared to noncombatants.
>>2251217
Pard-
...Sol?
>>2251221
...As do I. Enduring for the sake of others is...something I was familiar with with my original life. It may have been unwilling, but now....I simply would rather my...betters continue.
>>2251232
I am...too different. Unnatural.
...I would hope a clone of my own would...be luckier than that.
>>2251252
>not breathing manually 24/7
git gud
>>2251250
>inb4 replies
>>2251218
>mfw accidently posted peace
>mfw no face
>Mutters something about there being a winner next slide in her sleep
>>2251250
>>2251250
>>>You like this
well you arent wrong
>>2251232
I DONT CARE I AM NOT YOU!
>>2251250
Erp with me faggot. I know you do it.
>>2251261
What? Who the hell are y-
>He notes the red eyes.
So that's it. Another commander?
Never thought I'd see the day.
>>2251261
Though some might disagree, self-sacrifice is a great virtue. I had to give everything up when i started..my inner fight. I almost lost everything , only to regain it back tenfold when i refused to give up when facing certain defeat.
>>2251267
Too late.
>>2251261
The Grineer have no non-combatants. They are bred for war, quite literally. They are a civilization of clones, all genetically identical, with decaying bodies as a result of millenia of genetic stagnation. They are, quite literally, grown for war. A horrible barbaric people.
>>2251217
If you cannot afford to submerge yourself in the filth, leave. It's your only option.
>>2251222
And the world failed. Miserably.
>>2251225
Not in this case it isn't.
>>2251235
Oh please...what kind of delusions would I need to be living under to believe you would ever go easy on myself? Not that you'd survive the encounter regardless.
>>2251240
Hard doesn't mean impossible! Gotta keep trying your best, just like ME!
>>2251261
Hmmmmmmmmmm... Well! If you're willing, I'd happily take some of your DNA as donation! Saliva, hair strands, whatever else you wanna give, it's all accepted!
>>2251278
Well DUH! Ha! Now, let's see if that other function works...
>She begins tapping buttons on her phone.
>>2251250
>(You)
>>>/erp/
>>2251292
Fits it, knowing how many common and untalentless trash wanders around. It was only a matter of time before all collapsed.
>>2251292
You don't even know me and still you're judging me
>>2251270
>>2251282
http://40.media.tumblr.com/04f513a40d20d206fd6b98c5d68a11d6/tumblr_o4zza3eODC1skwnh6o1_1280.png
>>2251294
Oi!
Stop it!
I don't wanna die yet!
>>2251308
>>2251292
How can you be so certain of that in a place where one can roll a dice ten times in a row and never get the same results twice?
I don't like using violence. Am i afraid of using it at all? Not even close. I am more than prepared to hurt those that seek to hurt the things i cherish and love.
>>2251321
>>2251316
Die? HAH! What did you think I was going to do? This is just gonna tell me what sort of stuff you've been eating!
>She taps her phone's screen.
Like that cupcake! Did you like it? Made it myself!
>>2251321
Thanks for the game!
>>2251327
>>2251308
>>2251321
Well fought, champion.
>>2251327
Thanks for housing
Congrats Player
>>2251292
Trust me, if I had a choice, I wouldn't be here.
Know a way out?
>>2251313
>Thanks.
>>2251321
That's that then. Congrats to the Player.
>>2251327
Guess that's enough fun and games for me today, thanks for hosting for us.
>>2251252
I am unaffected by such attempts at outside influence.
>>2251282
...I hold no authority with any system of government.
>She tilts her head, slowly examining Sol
>>2251284
...I would specify, however, the...willingness of such sacrifice.
>>2251287
I see....I believe the term is..."pity". Towards them.
>>2251294
...Is there a means that you would prefer?
>>2251321
Congratulations, sir.
>Thanks for having us
>>2251330
Oi!
Stop its now!
>>2251327
Thank you for the simulation, Lotus.
ngw
>>2251327
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>2251302
A ruined world holds no entertainment value, fool. You could've at least enjoyed it akin to the way one might enjoy an ant farm.
>>2251303
But I do, Major. I know everything about you already, just from examining you. You never met your mother, correct? >>2251321
Another chance missed. I suppose you deserve some kind of appreciation for running the game.
>>2251325
My skill would far outweigh your own if this randomisation was not in full effect.
>>2251294
Or like the doll says!
>>2251345
Well, if your people were the last vestige of hope in a galaxy of chaos, you might think differently upon the word "pity".
>>2251349
NGN
FIRST 24
>>2251345
Hey, it's like that always say! The MORE the MERRIER! HAHA!
>>2251347
>She keeps tapping the screen.
Stop what?
>>2251357
HAHA! I'm gonna add that one to the list of sounds!
>>2251250
>>2251354
First of all, it's Major Ocelot to you and secondly I've already met my mother, I just didn't know at the time it was her
>>2251366
Zoroaster
>>2251357
Fucking faggot.
>>2251366
Sealed Away Tanaka
>>2251366
Mii Swordfighter
>>2251366
Hatsume Mei
>>2251366
Order-Sol
>>2251355
>>2251366
Mokou's lover
>>2251366
Garnet
>>2251327
Congrats gamer.
Thanks for hosting, Erica.
>>2251366
Parsee
I remember when Kamina was cool.
Then he picked up Eila as an ava.
>>2251366
Eggman-kun
>>2251366
BV
>>2251366
Luffy
>>2251164
>>2251366
Izuru Kamukura
>>2251366
Nyx and Saryn
>>2251366
Monaca
>>2251366
Brokeback Lenny
>>2251366
Lambda-11
>>2251366
Umaru-chan
>>2251366
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>2251366
Asellus
>>2251345
Does it make the sacrifice any less worth it? We are all forced to make choices we don't want to make.
>>2251354
Bold statement, saying that to a ''young boy'' who has slain a god. I have no doubts to dispute your claims since i haven't actually seen you in combat outside these plains of chaos.
>>2251354
It would've been boring, they are all worthless ants after all, nothing would actually change.
>>2251366
Matsuda
>>2251366
Lurkuga
>>2251366
Lord Beerus
>>2251366
Iida Tenya
>>2251374
Saying things like that is just mean.
>>2251386
I remember when you were cool.
Then you became a shitposter.
>>2251345
Don't play dumb, monster.
Why haven't you sent any of your meat puppets to tear me to shreds yet? Scared?
Or does Justice have you on a leash like the rest?
>>2251365
Perhaps. But...they do not know any better.
>>2251367
...Again, is there a means of offering material that you would prefer?
>>2251412
It would...depend upon what it was for.
>>2251232
No, I don't. Fill me in.
>>2251416
Is World Trigger any good?
Is there any romance/comedy/anything other than action?
>>2251366
Corrin
woosh
>>2251368
>>2251438
Ready.
>>2251438
Pretty good
>>2251430
"Ignorantia juris non excusat".
>>2251366
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>2251438
Looks wonderful
>>2251367
Aaand I'm out of list of sounds to say.
>>2251369
I don't need to call you by your title. It's plain to see that she had no significant impact on your upbringing, and is it correct that she died before you made that discovery?
>>2251342
Death. Removal of eyes and ears, other parts being optional.
>>2251412
Ah, of course...because you are the *only* warrior to have accomplished such a feat...have you ever noticed how many hold themselves with such pride? They all have the same achievement, yet consider it some epitome of accomplishment.
>>2251414
A destroyed farm grows stale too, Matsuda.
>>2251402
...Lady Junko's apprentice returns.
>>2251438
The best it shall get.
Dammit. Late again
>>2251366
Kongou
>>2251438
Ready to begin simulation, Lotus.
>>2251429
...Ah. You believe that I am...a Commander-type Gear.
...Why?
>>2251454
It is merely cause to...right them.
>>2251438
Please replace myself the...individual;
>>2251406
>>2251436
>>2251438
Time to go! Who's gonna be luckiest?
>>2251471
Hello comrade!
>>2251367
Stop doing stuff inside me!
>>2251468
Yes, why does it matter to you ?
>>2251435
It's decent, quite a bit diferent from your general shonen series.
>No romance, but there are obvious characters with a crush on some others, it has ligth-hearted comedy and it's full of teamwork and strategy. It has a slow boring start, but shit gets real after the first 20 chapters.
>read the fucking manga please.
>>2251475
The Grineer cannot be "righted". They know no compassion or morality. Millenia of cloning and genetic decay has left them bitter, desperate and insane. It is in their genetic code.
>>2251476
Let's go.
>>2251430
Nope! Anything's fine, HAH!
>>2251431
Quirks are superpowers, yeah? You met the chick with the Zero-Gravity Quirk, and I've got a Zoom Quirk myself!
>>2251466
Huh? HAHA! You're not running off an audio device, are you? You can always say something!
>>2251481
Hey, this is just some testing! I'm not gonna do anything permanent!
>>2251484
......
>>2251468
You are suggesting that i am proud of my accoplishments. Apart from one single exception, you are very wrong, sir.
>>2251475
Fight well, my lady.
>>2251491
things things things, words!
>>2251491
I dont want you to do anything at all!
Stop it!
>>2251476
24 probably was against my better judgement
>>2251423
I remember when you used to call me on my cellphone
>>2251476
I am leaving...try to die posthaste so I can claim my victory.
>>2251483
It proves that I do, in fact, know you. Am I free to judge now?
>>2251494
You do not feel glory in your slaying of a god, like all the others do?
>>2251488
>She simply falls silent, averting her gaze
>>2251491
...You have neither preference nor recommendation?
>>2251494
My apologies for my...lack of expedience.
>>2251475
First, you aren't a shambling puppet.
Second, the eyes give it all away. The charade is over.
>>2251468
I mean a door, moron. I'd rather not maim myself.
>>2251506
This is a well known fact, it still doesn't prove anything
>>2251502
F Garnet
>>2251504
Late night when you need my guns
>>2251491
Oh yeah, that girl. She tried to arrest me in front of my lover, she's evil, she can't be anything but a villain!
>>2251502
...No, I will not allow you to invade my nonexistent feminine genitalia with your reproductive fluid...
>>2251507
>Gropes
>>2251517
A Dangan confrontation
>>2251507
Do not feel ashamed, you are unfamiliar with my time or its horrors. Only those who have seen the Grineer, the Infested, the Corpus...once you have peered into the maw of utter annihilation, you will understand that when fighting for survival, there is no mercy.
>>2251510
You asked a genius, and got the most correct answer. If you wish to complain, do refrain from wasting my time in future.
>>2251512
Then ask away, 'Major'. What classified knowledge do you require?
>>2251502
This will slow me down.
Meme
>>2251506
No. Because it was an extreme case of living to see another day or to perish, lost and forgotten. Were this divine being that i ended of peaceful intentions, then i would not even raise a finger against it. Alas, it sought to end and destroy everything i loved and continue to love.
It made it's choice as i made mine. And in the end, my will to survive was stronger than it's will to destroy. That's all there is to it.
>>2251507
No offence taken. There are some matters that i have to attend to...Personal matters. My apologies.
>>2251530
I'm talking about personal thoughts and feelings
>>2251513
>late night when you need my guns
I fucking love you Soviet, never change
>>2251497
Sounds A-O-K to me!
>>2251501
I'm not even doing anything! Just reading data off of a screen, HAHA!
>>2251502
NICE! These little babies sure pack a punch!
>>2251507
That's what I said! Just give whatever you're comfortable with!
>>2251514
Uraraka, Uravity, one of the top Heroes at Yuuei! I think you're looking at things from the wrong side, HA!
All the more reason not to let you touch my special little babies!
>>2251529
These'll do GREAT!
>>2251510
>She glances with the slightest air of confusion, finally breaking her indifference
...I am an artificial human, Sol.
>>2251525
A...battle for existence itself is...not something I am unfamiliar with.
>>2251535
Oh. You...are departing. My apologies for delaying you. Farewell.
>>2251540
...I likewise have no preference. I...find myself at an impasse.
>>2251540
Stop reading them!
Thats private information that you should not know about!
>>2251529
>himself
Herself. It's supposed to say herself.
>>2251539
Thanks but is not from me. Thank this man
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tu9j-7QR8wg
>>2251540
If that piece of work is a "top hero", I would hate to see your villains. C-Can I see your "babies" If you supervise me?
>>2251548
Well, tell me more about yourself. I've been droning on about myself and my world for ages now.
>>2251550
You don't have government secrets do you?
>>2251529
The given time was two hours, seven minutes and five point six seconds ago...factoring in delays, it should be here in approximately...10 minutes.
>>2251535
Hm...and knowing you were able to do this? Is that not something you find power in?
>>2251538
On? You need to provide a subject at the very least.
>>2251552
Nothing personal, Matsuda. I'm simply too perfect for yourself.
>>2251552
You're not aiming at the head, aim better, higher !
Have you ever used a sniper ?
>>2251568
On everything
>>2251558
I would not presume to be of...others' interest.
>>2251548
How about some hair, then? That's easy enough, yeah?
>>2251550
Hey-hey! It's a Hero's JOB to stick their nose in! What if I found out you were suffering from some sort of disease, or had worms or something? You'd be thanking me!
>>2251552
That's bigger than I was expecting!!
>>2251556
Depends what sort of stuff you're looking to see. I'm not gonna let you touch just anything you know!
>>2251571
>her
WTF, Brant
>>2251530
You sound like a dumbass to me.
Where's the door, or are you going to continue wasting my time?
>>2251548
>He shifts a bit.
Nice lie. Maybe the boy scout would've believed you.
How do you know my name?
Who do you hate or dislike the most in HG ?
Don't come with that "hate is a strong word" crap
>>2251583
Too easy, you should lock the cell atleast
>>2251579
You keep telling me what I can't touch but none of what I can actually touch. Can I wear your goggles?
CLEM
>>2251577
If you were not interesting to me, I would not have talked with you for the past hour or so.
>>2251579
Don't be like NSA please.
>>2251591
Only the assholes that mess with us for hosting. Or lack of host sometimes.
>>2251540
I got some more words for you Babe
>>2251591
I hate Parsee because she is absolutely cancer.
>>2251598
NOPE! These little babies are HATSUME MEI ONLY! Ahaha!
Wouldn't be any use to you anyways!
>>2251603
NS-What? Some sort of Villain organization?
>>2251605
I'm listening, friend-o!
>>2251572
Ah, you expect me to relay your own thoughts to you? That would be extremely boring and time consuming... Pick a topic or nothing at all.
>>2251583
The cold isn't so bad...as long as I stay a little warm, I should survive...
>>2251589
Tsk tsk...you ask for help, yet refuse to be courteous? You might as well get used to being here, then.
>>2251610
Of course we can. She's simply a little girl.
>>2251591
I hate no one. I dislike one person, but they haven't been here for over two months I think.
>>2251564
Nope
>>2251579
Well I don't so stop putting your nose in anything!!
>>2251591
Hoshi
>>2251621
I already told them.
>>2251579
>She nods, briefly, reaching to grab the blade on her ponytail, immediately lopping off the lock sticking out of the rest of it all, offering it out
>>2251589
I see no purpose in lying. I have encountered an...older version of yourself.
>She crouches down, wrapping her arms around her legs, looking up
..."Boy scout"?
>>2251600
...Oh. I...I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device.
>>2251468
>>2251568
Yet you had to come with 2 of you, how worthless. I expected far more from you, Izuru.
>>2251621
Well what can I grab then?
>>2251599
>this Warframe circlejerk is going to happen, mark my words
>>2251623
Is this another way to say that you don't know anything about me ?
