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First 24, n-
>Falls asleep
Sans
Mii Swordfighter
Misaka
The Player
Kurisu
>>2250539
Lambda-11
>>2250539
Patchouli
Eggman-kun
>>2250539
Takeshita
Umaru-chan
Izuru Kamukura
Eatsuda
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen-Miharu
Kana
>Go away fake Erica
Corrin
>>2250539
Nigga Rape Train
Locke
Based God
The three stooges
Bikko
Sliver Queen
>>2250539
An Alcoholic
Hatsume Mei
>Repost just in case.
>>2250474
>She looks at it, her crosshairs contracting.
Yeah! I've used some of this sorta stuff before! I think I know just how to fix this little guy!
>>2250477
A bomb? HAH! Nothing like that! This little baby reads vitals and nothing else! Well, save for the camera and...
>She mumbles something below your range of hearing.
That stuff! HAHA!
>>2250486
I dunno. Plenty of people have thought of strange things to do with it before! Like keeping people as pets and stuff! My little buddy and I have both taken turns shrinking eachother, and it's kinda fun to be honest! Well, that is, when you know you're in good hands!
>>2250490
>'You're the best!'
Three for three! Not one short circuit yet! Let's keep this up!
>>2250511
HAHA! Money isn't an issue when you're the master mechanic of Yuuei Academy! I'll start working on this little baby lickety-split!
>>2250530
Power thing? You mean my Quirk? I've got a Zoom Quirk!
>She flips up her goggles and shows off the crosshairs in her eyes.
I can zoom these little babies in or out! See stuff far away, and itty-bitty things too!
BV
>>2250554
O its Christina
Premier Soviet
>>2250539
Lenny
Asuka Shikinami Langley
Ken Kaneki
Ryu Hayabusa
Manami Tamura
Sealed Away Tanaka
Thurnis Hayley
>>2250554
Go back to erp.
>>2250564
>>2250565
Soviets magnificent waifu
Machi
Richard Blumenthal
>>2250582
>24th uid
>no places left
JUST
>>2250580
I said to stop calling me that.
>>2250565
I am as real as it gets.
>>2250564
Welp, looks like you've become cancer.
Sakuya Izayoi
Excalibur
>>2250564
Go away fake Kana
>>2250577
Never do that again!
>>2250539
Azura
>>2250428
I see... the next generation.
There's many questions surrounding your Mystical sword... or the Seal of Flames as a whole, the only thing I know is that the wielder of the Yato is the one who will bring peace to our world, that "peace" However, would result in different roads.
>>2250589
AY THURNIS
AY THURNIS
AY THURNIS
THURNIS, AY
THURNIS
THURNIS, AY
AY THURNIS
AY
AY
THURNIS, AY
>>2250591
>Different one pham
>>2250599
Greetings
>>2250533
...Hi.
>>2250538
So you're probably here to train or something.
>>2250547
...Fascinating.
>she keeps writing
For someone that looks like a tinkerer as much as you look, it's not bad to have I guess.
>bug flies into my eyes
>check mirror
>bug part on my eyeball
Quick painless suicide methods please
>>2250601
No you are the fake one, I need the real one.
>>2250599
But thats what you said.
>>2250606
Hmh?
>>2250603
So you like Nova now, do you?
>>2250539
Late Jasper
Female
>>2250539
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>2250615
Become a homonculus.
>>2250522
Maybe later kid, when I actually have the time to enjoy free food.
>>2250609
can ya keep it down? i just woke up, i got a kickin hangover
and i just wanna golf
>>2250614
So he touched you somewhere that he shouldn't have?
>>2250556
>>2250530
"Clone" is a more...appropriate term.
I am Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device, or Murakumo Unit.
>>2250549
>>2250578 (assuming I linked the right person here)
...I do not believe I am permitted to discuss that. This is simply the cloak that I use out of combat mode.
>>2250547
>>2250577
...It is not a manner of mere...money or resources, unless you...trivialize human life.
>>2250625
O okay.
Don't be shy to ask!
>>2250539
Late Kano Shuuya
>>2250612
No.
>>2250616
I said that was my fake name.
>>2250633
ur cute
>>2250631
These are Tenno battle cloaks.
Seem familiar?
>>2250619
Uh oh, I mean, she's fine and whatever, but she's nowhere as attractive as you!
>>2250634
Well since you didn't say your real name I can't call you otherwise.
>>2250605
Well hey, I told you what you need to do to avoid it, so might as well just be thankful yeah? Think of all the great things you're doing for science! For HEROES!
>>2250614
>She takes out her cellphone and begins typing into it.
You bet! I'm the best in the game, at Yuuei that is!
>>2250631
>She salutes.
Hatsume Mei, student of Yuuei Academy and future head of the Hero Support Department!
>>2250614
>He nods.
>>2250624
>only way to get it off is to touch my eyeball
>Snores loudly
>>2250607
It required the combined might of five divine weapons to unlock the Yato's true potential. Might unlocked because it's wielder's believed in me.
Think of it, would any of it's wielders readily give up their weapon's power if they were my enemy? No doubt that even a partially..powered up Yato would be formidable..Formidable, but incomplete.
Graf Zeppelin
'Hey Frank want to hear a joke?'
Sure.
'Where was you family after their trip to the park? Everywhere.'
>>2250639
That's a cool story you've got there. Be a shame if I already knew it.
>>2250643
Maybe I'll just go on a mission with Ash instead.
>>2250630
I don't know....
But don't you think that would be strange either way?
>>2250631
A... clone.
Well, that is not too far.
Lambda...Like the Greek letter Lambda?
>>2250645
Really?
... I wonder if the school is that good to begin with.
>>2250647
Hm.
>she shrugs
Well, good luck. And don't be surprised if my magic shoots you down.
My name is Patchouli Knowledge.
>>2250649
>They all give a thumbs up
>>2250577
I love this doll
>squeeze squeeze
>>2250645
I dont wanna risk my life for science and for heroes!
What the hell?!
Why would you think that it would be okay to do such thing?
>>2250634
Alright then.
>>2250651
Hello
>>2250649
Let's go
>>2250644
I told you multiple times my name is Makise Kurisu.
>>2250649
Looks fine.
>>2250616
I don't care about what you want or what you need, I am real.
I want to fuck all the warframes
>>2250645
What are the goggles for?
>>2250657
That would be considered sexual abuse and he should atone for his sins.
>>2250657
>He nods, and gives a thumbs up.
*happy growling*
>He points behind him, then begins to walk off.
>He waves goodbye.
>>2250664
Sure thing, go host now Kamino
>>2250663
Christina Makurisu
Got it!
>>2250649
A perfect genius, his creator, and a child...how interesting...
>>2250652
Ha. Ha. Ha. Are you proud of yourself now? Did my false laugh make your heart swell with pride?
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>>2250577
K-Keeping people as pets? You're a genius, why haven't I thought of that?
>>2250676
No, it's...just forget it.
>>2250640
...Negative. They are far more...ornate than my own.
>>2250645
...Lambda, the 11th Boundary Interface Prime Field Device.
>>2250670
>Gotcha
>>2250657
Greetings, Patchouli Knowledge.
...That would be correct.
>She briefly holds up her cloak, gesturing at the inscription on it
It was originally a...name of convenience, due to being the 11th of my kind.
>>2250676
The name is Erica, you malignant tumor. Don't confuse me for the one you know.
>>2250678
>>2250656
Ash!? From everyone you choose Ash!? A stab in the chest wouldn't be as insulting as that!
>>2250666
Satan, please no.
>>2250583
If I knew how to somewhat play Mari I'd give it a shot but all you gun get is smug images fampai :^)
>>2250681
Hehehe, just playing with you Makise!
>>2250694
Shh and just start the game now Eleia
>tfw rhino will never stomp on you with his big powerful and sexy feet
>>2250699
He can turn invisible. But he isn't a pushover like Loki.
>>2250707
She don't seem like the fun type of person.
>>2250698
>Ignores your pathetic excuse of an existance into oblivion.
>>2250708
There was only an eight percent chance of that not succeeding...
>>2250678
I know I'm a genius, I wasn't aware of the fact that you created me however. Losing your mind this fast?
>>2250708
>Runs deeper into the arena.
>>2250657
You BET! HAHAHA!
The best Heroes in the globe teach at Yuuei, even the Number One! All Might himself!
>>2250660
>'Insert Name Here'
Love it? HAHA, GREAT! Exactly as planned!
>>2250661
>She ignores you, staring at her cellphone.
Hmmm... Heartbeat's getting quicker! Activating camera, now!
>>2250668
These little babies are for Quirk boosting! Really helps out when I need 'em, HAH!
>>2250680
HAHA! Always get told I have a quick wit, but HEY! That stuff's not alright, y'know?
>>2250692
So, you got anything you can tell me about clones, huh? I've got some cooking back at the shop! First time trying that sort of stuff out!
>>2250708
Oh damn, I hope that part I took out wasn't importan--
>>2250707
I didn't know you had the brain capacity to understand that, baka.
>>2250707
Well can you st-
>>2250708
>>2250720
WHere do I change the batteries if I have to?
>>2250712
>>2250720
Show me how it helps.
>>2250715
Good thing you don't whine as much.
>>2250708
I don't have a license.
>>2250692
You are hiding something. I think you are a Tenno, even if you don't know it.
>>2250734
Get one then
>>2250708
Moe: Alright, ya two, get that crate open!
>Curly and Larry pop open the crate and asuka leaps out
Larry: Well hiya toots, how are-AHHHHHH!
>The three stooges are all shot down
>>2250717
Ego remains unshattered...I'm almost surprised...
>>2250731
I take that back, kindly end yourself.
>>2250720
C-Can I borrow your shrink ray? I wanna use it on my really good friend.
>>2250720
...In what regard?
>>2250735
What is...Tenno?
>She frowns softly
>>2250742
I fail to see the purpose in this action, Patchouli Knowledge.
>>2250742
>mind control
Get along, you two!
>>2250742
kid, stop that.
kid, come on.
kid, at least share the 'pop if you're gonna play with it like that.
>>2250742
What could those two pests have to say of any importance to me? Nothing, clearly...
>>2250747
No, and you are more aggressive. This is better side
>>2250713
Loki didn't deserve that and you know it. Loki's great!
>>2250742
I've got nothing better to do...
>>2250754
>my fetish
>>2250757
You are right, we don't. Not in the eyes of the uninitiated.
>>2250742
Art class?
>>2250743
I don't need one. I'll just let someone else drive.
>>2250742
>smacks mailboxes with AK-74M
>>2250765
Have you rode in attack chopper before
>>2250728
Batteries? HAHA! This little baby's packing a secret energy source! Won't run dry, EVER!
>>2250731
Kinda hard to show you that, HAH! My Zoom Quirk lets me enhance my vision greatly, whenever I desire! These goggles just make the effects that much stronger!
>>2250750
NO DICE! Ha! This is what I was talking about!
Maybe if you bring 'em here, and you both got consent I might be willing to let you see it in action!
>>2250751
Cloning Vats! Got some DNA samples from all around here, and I've even got a clone of myself cooking! Gonna use those little babies for some biomechanics!
>>2250751
*sigh*
I explained this already.
The Tenno are warriors originating from the Orokin Empire. We posess abilities gained from the Void, and wear Warframe armor, like this, to contain and direct these abilities.
For example, I can control minds. Excalibur over here >>2250699 can create swords made from pure Void energy.
Post obsolete technology
>>2250772
Woah, I want that in my phone!
>>2250779
>
>>2250785
>proceed
>>2250771
No...I don't have a pilots license either.
>>2250779
oh, uh thanks, I think.
>>2250761
Loki dies from a papercut.
Now Atlas...there's a real warrior.
>>2250794
>Post proceed?
>>2250776
>>2250772
I'll pay you for it.
>>2250783
Hey! Not a bad idea!
>She takes out her cellphone and starts typing into it.
Good, good, REAL GOOD! This should be easy!
>>2250758
That wasn't a request, 'comrade'.
>>2250764
Do not try to make me laugh, child. I am far more initiated than you could ever hope to be.
>>2250779
>>2250796
I put just enough ground glass in it for you to not die. Enjoy.
>>2250796
Don't worry. I can fly one and you can ride behind me.
>>2250772
Can I try?
>>2250773
...My apologies, ma'am for the vexation, but...such things do not exist in my reality.
>>2250772
I...retain the belief that, again, no further of my sister units should be permitted to be created.
>>2250779
aw, come on.
they got my sweet ride as well?
eh. guess i'm takin' the shortcut to the mall.
>>2250804
Post 10
>>2250799
>>2250804
>>2250805
POST 10
>>2250805
AGHHHHH
>>2250721
The real Erica likes me, not the fake one like you.
>>2250724
O, rip
>>2250720
W-WHAT!?
>>2250747
Why would you be surprised, I am simply above the ungifted trash that wanders around here. Just look at that worthless soldier you just encountered, don't tell me that that ungifted piece of junk would leave any impression. I trust in you to show your abilities and take care of all these useless dogs in this game.
>>2250804
>Shifts to side
>Scratches ass
>Snores
>>2250810
Interesting statement, considering i did not specify anything about the subject i was talking about with this man named Lenny.
>>2250810
>throws out lunch.
>>2250811
I don't think I'm allowed to go joy riding in a military vehicle.
NEVER GIVE UP
>>2250815
They do exist, just far, far in the future. Far beyond the destruction of your civilization as you know it. The Orokin Empire arose from the ashes of prehistoric mankind. Back when humanity was still pure and untainted. But that was long ago. The Void portal seems to have thrown me into some temporal limbo.
>>2250797
Atlas is 'something', I'll give you that. But Rhino? He's definitely a superior 'something'.
>>2250833
>throws limbo
>>2250830
>>2250833
>>2250834
>throws limbo.
>>2250824
I'm okay.
>>2250810
You can't tell me what to do.
>>2250830
I will be driving and follow protocols.
>>2250779
>Snores
>>2250830
>>2250833
>>2250834
>>2250837
I think you're just jealous of the heavy frames.
>>2250830
>>2250834
>Throws limbo
>>2250825
You mustn't be, if you could not ascertain from my statement that I was referring to myself...
>>2250828
You need not. I'm already aware.
>>2250830
Such a waste...you almost hurt my nonexistent feelings.
>>2250845
..I am not so sure on how to use these tubes of metal on a piece of wood.
>>2250808
I'm a Hero, remember? My morals aren't going to be changed by something like that! You're lucky I even gave you that option of consent, HAHA!
>>2250811
Huh? You've got a Zoom Quirk too? I didn't take you for a Quirker! Haha!
>>2250815
Well HEY! If androids prove to be useful in capturing Villains or protecting innocents, I've GOTTA make one or two of 'em!
>>2250824
Hmmm... a little dark. I should've installed some lights or something!
>She reaches into her pocket and pulls out something small and round.
Hey, mind eating this thing for me? It's for testing purposes!
>>2250824
How thick of a knife do I need to engrave it into your brain that your Erica and I are two different beings? Neither of us are fake.
>>2250851
I did not think you'd be interested on the subject of poetry. But fair enough, good sir.
>>2250844
I'm merely suggesting you remove yourself from the gene pool. It would be of extreme benefit to all, I assure you.
>>2250845
...I wish to go home. This feeling...is not pleasant...
>>2250854
No, I want try those goggles. Seem like would be nice for aiming
>>2250851
I was aware, I just favor myself over the likes of you, I doubt that was too hard to understand, mister genius.
AAAHHH
HGAAGH
BLAHAGHH
>>2250844
Still sound like a bad idea.
>>2250845
Guess I can help out.
>>2250851
Well good to know I don't need to lose sleep over it.
>>2250845
>>2250867
Alright. But you are missing out.
>>2250859
To most of the anons and you. But some will care
>>2250860
HAH! No can do!
These little babies are pretty damn special to me! Not going to let just ANYONE try 'em on!
>Tips on how to distinguish which head is speaking?
>>2250854
B-But come on, it'll probably help you improve the shrink ray! You probably won't even be able to shrink her forehead.
>>2250870
I-I was never a part of this.
>>2250834
...Perhaps.I am from the year 2201, AD.
>>2250854
As I said before, the cost is...too high.
>>2250870
She just looked bored, so why not.
>>2250848
N-No, I'm not jealous! I...just admire how some of them are basically walking fomorians...
>>2250841
O good.
>>2250854
No!
Why would you even think I would do such thing?
>>2250855
No, my Erica is the real, you are the fake one.
>>2250870
Are you sure about this, my lady?I don't wish to hurt you.
>>2250845
am i sure about this? kiddo, do i look like i'm sure about ANYTHING? heh, now come on. get on ol' sans' back-
huff, watch where you're positionin' yourself back there, lady, you almost sent me to oblivion!
erm, let's just start walkin' now.
>>2250878
Greentext?
>>2250870
i've had enough, my human husband.
let's go, kid, we're gettin' out of this house.
>>2250878
Just
*Like*
(This)
>>2250878
Head 1 : " text"
Head 2 : " text"
Etc...
>>2250875
Flying isn't all that great anyways.
>>2250858
Poetry ceases to hold any entertainment value once you decipher it.
>>2250862
You don't need me to tell you how foolish that is.
>>2250867
It would've been best had you eaten them like a good little girl...
>>2250870
>>2250894
...No comment.
>>2250875
You...You cannot be serious...you actually believe that people care about you? You think you'll be remembered? What a joke.
>>2250893
>>2250896
>>2250897
>Thanks. I was debating a few choices.
>>2250898
Where the hell did that come from...
>tfw loosing interest here
>tfw come her because it's more of an addiction/chore
>can't quit because of said addiction
>tfw want to ava something people will like and interact with instead of me being just filler
>tfw just don't know anymore
>>2250887
But don't think I'll let you get away with your little goofs.
>>2250885
I do not need heavy armor to be unstoppable. Enemies can't hit me when they're too busy killing themselves while I watch.
>>2250881
Oh my. That is before recorded history, in my time. "Time" as a number stopped existing thousands of years ago.
>>2250903
Hey, you were the all amazing perfection that still managed to be corrupted, I wonder who had his influences in that...oh I forgot, most likely me.
>>2250878
>Wish I could tell you. Best you can do is greentext which head is speaking before they speak.
>>2250879
Shrink Ray's only good for full-body shrinking and growth!
>>2250881
I've already got the clones cooking, and parts come by real easily in my position! These little babies won't cost me a dime!
>>2250887
C'moooooon! I wanna see if this camera really works or if I'm just getting null feed!
>>2250887
You can keep living in your bubble until it eventually pops and you suffocate.
>>2250910
>addiction
An adiction of any kind is bad
Seek assistance
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>>2250918
No, I meant that her forehead is so big you probably won't even to shrink her because of it.
>>2250898
>>2250903
Some very gifted singers and dancers can turn words of poetry into those of power and prophecy. I know this because one such occurence snapped me out of a state of madness.
Maybe i can teach you those words so you can ponder their meaning.
>>2250878
Ghi:
Do:
and
Ra:
>>2250903
You'd like that wouldn't you.
>>2250910
Nice to meet you!
>>2250911
Ehhh?
And what will you do?
I was just playing around.
>>2250918
No!
Never!
>>2250920
Shh, continue hosting.
>>2250877
Aww... Those crosshairs could have been nice to use...
>>2250900
Ok, so how are you?
>>2250903
For a short time people will remember me but soon I will be forgotten. Even you.
>>2250927
*Rah
>>2250898
>>2250932
You're in the presence of a mad scientist, I would watch where you walk if I were you.
>>2250935
>>2250927
>>2250878
This actually works the best.
>>2250915
Well, SOME of use can't mind control our enemies. Some of us just has to do everything harder.
>>2250932
You insult me to think that I cannot do both at the same time, some of us here actually have an IQ higher than our chromosome count.
>>2250938
But I so no mad scientists here.
>>2250931
Lightning manipulation? Just like Volt. Hmm...
>>2250915
That seems...less than wise.
>>2250918
My sister units are...much more than mere clones, admittedly.
>>2250809
Will I get a share of the profits?
>>2250933
Can't really complain, still have my health. Alright day so far I guess.
>>2250650
Would be possible, but I don't think that... Consider the following.
Would Xander and Leo pass down their power if you would have choosen your bloodties? the same situation happens with Ryoma and Takumi if you would have choosen Loyalty...
The power of said weapons will pass down to your Yato if the wielders truly believes on you, and your beliefs.
>>2250948
L-like you're one to talk, I see no vampires around here either.
>>2250938
What kind of insane stuff have you made?
>>2250955
Good I am doing good as well
>>2250946
Oh? Like blinding every enemy in the room so they can't see you? Or perhaps pulling out an energy sword and slicing everything to pieces? Medium armor, shields and health too? It must be so hard for you.
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
>>2250960
That's confidential, I'm not ready to tell just any stranger of the wicked devices we've constructed.
Especially if you value your life above all else.
>>2250898
These two really are pests...can I not leave them behind or crush them beneath my foot?
>>2250917
Then you admit you allowed for a flaw in your work? Yes...you really do qualify for genius, don't you?
>>2250926
I do not require time to ponder meaning...these words are equatable to a crayon drawing. They lack any artistic depth...
>>2250931
Very much so. Was it that obvious?
>>2250933
I believe that you'll be forgotten in record time. Or perhaps that day will be remembered as one to celebrate.
>>2250936
Invisibility...a power I was not aware of...
>>2250936
>>2250925
Pfff, my testing shows quite the opposite!
>>2250932
C'mooon!! I'll put flavor on it! How's chocolate sound? Strawberry?
>>2250933
>She flips the goggles up, showing off her crosshair eyes.
You mean these? HAHA!
>>2250953
Well, no one said I'm planning on duplicating you! Though, I can only imagine what sort of cute little babies you're hooked up to! HAHA!
I'll make my own cyborgs, yeah? They'll be GREAT!
>>2250954
If there even are any, sure! HA!
>>2250974
>>2250967
>>2250972
I'd rather say it's just a feint relapse of your own old self, one might try and kill that what lies in the roots, but one can not fully exterminate a root, it will always grow back a bit. Sadly, that even is the case with perfection, not my failure, a failure in your genetics.
>>2250972
They do not need to be creative or artistic. Not when they can give and end lives by mere alterations of the lyrics.
>>2250974
>>2250936
..Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.
>>2250953
Time does not need to be recorded. There is not much left of anything in my time. The Tenno are the last bastion against the Grineer, Corpus and Infested. Beyond that, the system is a dark and hellish place.
>>2250976
Who wouldn't want to buy that?
But will it make my phone thicker?
>>2250969
I don't really. A friend of mine has made a device that can heal arms, legs, and fatal wounds in seconds. And can make me respawn in a specific room
>>2250959
Thats because I don't want people to know I am a Vampire.
>>2250947
I never insulted you, if you think think that I insult you then maybe we shouldn't talk.
>>2250976
No!
I am not your toy!
>>2250949
Volt?
>>2250965
That good, being miserable sheds years off your life.
>>2250972
That's a sick mindset you have.
>>2250945
Ghi: An interesting approach.
Do: It works for its purpose.
Rah: Spectacular!
>>2250976
...What would be the...growth rate of such?
>>2250984
It is...extremely important that such things are remembered.
>>2250936
>>2250974
>>2250981
...I would have preferred it be myself.
>>2250991
Volt, yes. A close friend of mine, and a Tenno. He can manipulate electricity, just like you.
