/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Bara Boobies Edition
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder:
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for Steven for sexual
We're buff baby!
Here we go.
>>2234370
We'll be back, baby!
>lapis is an emotionally manipulative bitch
>lapis is a demon
>lapis is overrated
>lapis is my sister I fuck my sister
>lapis is fucking dead
>>2234370
Jasper and Jasper? okay then
Gems that are not for sexual:
- Peridot
- Steven
- Amethyst
- Pearl
- Lapis
- Ruby
- Sapphire
Gems that are for sexual:
- Jasper
- Garnet
- the fusions
- Rose
>>2239457
That's a pretty shitty self non sexing chart for yourself.
Will peridot ever get leashed again
>>2239486
Peridot can be controlled by something as simple as a leash.
Imagine how easy she'd be to kidnap.
>>2239502
>Peridot can be controlled (by the gems) by something as simple as a leash.
>Imagine how easy she'd be to kidnap (by the gems)
FTFY
>>2239502
She snapped it to save amethyst
Lapis confirmed dead
Greg x Pearl confirmed ship in future episodes
Silly things to do with Amethyst in the bedroom:
Blowing Raspberries. Everywhere. All over her body.
Eat cake off her butt
Eat her butt with some cake
Thumb wrestling while riding
Naked Tickle fights
Vagina Ventriloquism
Sticking gag-snakes in your pants so they spring out when she’s disrobing you
Bathtime has never been better since your small purple gf can become any bath-toy ever
Tiny Amethyst in your pants. All day. “It’s so warm and cozy down here!”
Wrangling Pearl into a Ménage a trois. Don’t tell her she’s subbing to both of you at once. Wreck her, then steal her swords. High fives.
Pillow Forts
*Banging* in Pillow Forts
Shower hugs
Doggy style more for the sake of you both watching movies than anything else
>>2239535
I don't hate this
show would be better without niggers
Would you console Peridot if you saw her crying because she can't get dubs on the Internet?
Beef's really late today.
>>2239559
Yes and then I'd make her check these dubs
>>2239559
Steven would.
>>2239557
Yeah the show would have been better without some of those human episodes surrounding niggers.
>>2239559
I'd take her memes away from her.
What is the confirmed upcoming episode order
lapis hot
>>2239559
I'd give her my dubs, as all gemtlemen should for their gemfu.
ding dong the witch is dead
which old witch?
the water witch
ding dong the water witch is dead
>>2239598
kys
>>2239082
>>2239605
All smiles
>>2239588
Super Watermelon Island
Gem Drill
Same Old World
Barn Mates
Hit the Diamond
Steven Floats
Hey guys, whats going on.
>>2239338
What's this about Lappy dying?
>>2239213
Fucking hell why can't I get any dubs for my waifu...
>>2239631
The usual down time shitposting.
>>2239486
I'm taking my sweet ass time with these because xcom 2 is adapting to my autism
>>2239631
Lapis is fucking dead.
>>2239642
Because God hates you.
Armrest is purple
>>2239649
Nothing can adapt to your autism trust me
>>2239642
Because I have them all, check this for Pearl
>>2239666
AND THERE GOES THE THREAD
So peridot, what you think she will get?
Gem weapon or some special powers like sapphire and lapis
>>2239666
>666
You fucked up
>>2239631
What's going on is you writing chapter 7, buddy.
>>2239666
IS THIS GOOD OR BAD
>>2239674
A drill.
>>2239674
She doesn't seem to be particularly special, just an average Peridot.
So I'd say a weapon.
>>2239666
>>2239673
Not even a Pearlfag but gets are gets
>>2239681
I came here to talk to you about the final details before i start.
Sorry for taking a bit to get on, had to do a few things
>>2239648
Sounds dull
>>2239674
Probably some noobie weapon like dagger or something, i doubt Matt knows what he is talking about anymore though so Sapphire probably has something.
Daily reminder
>>2239703
Final details, huh?
I think we pretty much covered it last time.
>Ruby and Sapphire have a fight
>Sapphire comes to see Lapis
>Talks about how Ruby never listens to her
>Lapis volunteers Anon to help
>They make him wear frilly clothes and boss him around
>Lapis is bubbly and sweet, Sapphire is cold and mean
>Alternate between the two
>Sexings ending in Sapphire bouncing on Anon bouncing on Lapis
>it's a wedding episode
>>2239754
Who in the world is that OC
Would you let Amy twerk on you with her large, sweaty ass?
>>2239765
Alright cool, just wanted to make sure that you didn't change or added anything.
I will begin writing it up for you and post the draft to let you know how progress is going.
>>2239771
>Pearl marries Dewey
>Lapis marries Jamie
But who does Peri marry?
>Garnet Funko Pop is out of stock on Hot Topic's website.
Looks like eBay's the only place to get one now unless down brick-and-mortar stores got a restock.
End digit decides which goes in your butt
>Pearl
1
>Garnet
2
>Amethyst
3
>Steven
4
>five or peridot's nerf dart fingers at once
5
>Lapis
6
>Jasper
7
>The malachite deluxe: Lapis and Jasper
8
One of your choice is lost in your anal cavity forever
>9
None
>0
>>2239771
It's so nice to see Steven getting married to them.
>>2239771
>The gems throw the Bokay
>Jasper finds it as a challenge and knocks down everyone to get it
>>2239793
I went to the 2 Hot Topics near my me and none had a Pearl, only one had Steven, which I bought. But I want my mini waifu now.
Is Lapis dying for real or are you all just memeing?
>>2239841
you are dying, this is a drea m
>>2239841
Yes
>>2239845
I wish
>>2239841
If dubs the meme passes into reality
>>2239841
Some stupid dubs shit from last thread.
>>2239848
But... whos going to take care of her eggs?
>>2239865
Damn RIP the dream
>>2239866
You stole my numbers bitch
>>2239866
C O N F I R M E D
>>2239814
>Pearl
They're still in-stock online, ya dern fool!
Pic possibly related.
>>2239792
Connie and Steven
>>2239809
>Jasper is that one girl at wedding who pretends that she'll never get married but goes insane at the bouquet throw
I like
>>2239828
It's just something till the plushies come in
>>2239809
>be you
>at Steven and Connie's wedding
>prettt nice
>nice decor
>nice flowers
>nice everything, really
>the pastor pronounces them married
>connie throws the bouquet
>whogongetit
>"MOVE BITCHES"
>suddenly jasper
>she knocks have the crowd to catch it
>she practically bodyslams the damn thing
>she lands next to you
>she looks up, face covered with dirt and rose petals
>she waggles her eyebrows at you and licks her lips
Oh gees
I feel indifffent that lapis is not fucking dead
Reminder that Steven will marry all the Gems after Connie dies.
>>2239899
Ok dubs but that's not how marriage works.
>>2239866
confirmed lapis is kill.
>>2239917
Steven can marry more than one individual because he wants to.
>>2239947
>image.jpg
>>2239886
>It's just something till the plushies come in.
And those will probably come out in June.
So, could Rose have done the spindash move that Amethyst and Jasper have done?
>>2239771
this show should go to the harem perspective and Steven should marry all of them.
make it happen sucrose.
>>2239804
Jasper pls
>>2239457
Jasper is clearly for sexual
>>2239804
Okay
>>2239457
>amethyst
>not for sexual
>>2239215
Again, it won't happen with that attitude.
It's very possible to do. Even if it were impossible, it doesn't matter. It's necessary.
Check steven universe facebook page guys
facebook steven universe just used thuglife meme on a new clip...wow
>>2240202
link
>>2240187
>>2240202
>No one can tell me what to do
>>2240149
If anything, your optimism is admirable.
>Even if it were impossible, it doesn't matter.
>it doesn't matter.
Picture related
>It's necessary
To what end?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=facebook+steven+universe&t=ffab
First post
fb.com/StevenUniverse/videos/504519366400465/
>>2240202
I want Peridot to call me an anarchist
>>2240223
not him but you're a retard if you think technology will stop improving
>>2240202
Damn, Steven is hardcore.
>Peridot will never call you an anarchist
>>2240241
Well, atleast this didn't spoil anything.
>>2240244
I want Peridot to call me anything in that sarcastic tone
NEW CLIP
https://www.faceBOOB.com/StevenUniverse/videos/504519366400465/
Delete BOOB and out BOOK
>>2239979
someone should draw that
>>2240257
WHY LIVE?
>>2240248
Did I ever say technology will stop improving? You're implying bullshit that never said in my posts. Technology will improve, the question is can we keep up with technology.
Reminder that Steven is an asshole.
skycow.us/r/su
Join in on the fun
>>2240202
I NEED FUCKING EPS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>2240241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBR8baVhxE
>>2240223
To continue civilization as we know it. ensure the long term survival of our species, and spread the complexity of life to a perhaps otherwise lifeless galaxy.
Either terragen life will end in one billion years or in one hundred trillion years. I choose the latter.
Just ordered my Pearl through Ebay
Feels good.
>>2240449
>eBay
Dumbass.
>http://www.hottopic.com/product/funko-steven-universe-pop-animation-pearl-vinyl-figure-hot-topic-exclusive-pre-release/10466733.html
>>2240478
It literally costs the same either way. It's actually $0.05 cheaper and it gets here faster through eBay
>>2239765
Showing you the draft to see if i need to change anything before continueing.
http://pastebin.com/iqfRwaZ9
Also let me know if i should add or change anything before i get to the more....maidy bits.
Love you /sug/
I hope you all had a wonderful week, and have an even better weekend
>>2240567
Thanks man, same with you.
Hope you have a fun weekend
>>2240522
It's really good so far, wouldn't change a thing.
By the way, I read your Lapis fic from yesterday. It was nice and sweet. Lapis having Anon's art on her walls was cute.
>>2240430
>ensure the long term survival of our species, and spread the complexity of life to a perhaps otherwise lifeless galaxy
If anything, I think that there is higher chance of the latter than the former, but we are slowly going off the rails so if you are up for it, I'd like to shift it to the shows lore to keep the topic show related.
Consider the gems, if in a hypothetical scenario, there is a species of aliens like that, how do biological life even stand a chance? Through their nazi super science, such a species just needs to weaken the atmosphere of a planet, and the cosmic radiation will do the rest.
Also there is the debate in the scientific community regarding hypothetical types of biochemistry that isn't based on carbon-water, so when you look at it, such hypothetical entities like the gems might exist that we don't fully understand nor comprehend.
So in conclusion, how does biological life even stand a chance compared to entities like the gems that aren't so fragile, if they exist that is.
http://youtu.be/yUkwTy2_k9M
>>2240586
Great, glad you like it, i will continue onto the maidy bits and make them nice and saucy
Also glad you liked my feels Lapis fic, i actually poured a bit of my personal emotions into it. Hope it wasn't to emotional.
Anyway i will get back to work, gonna post update the draft when the maid parts are done.
See ya in a bit Lapis friend
>tfw Steven was my favourite Gem
How could he become such an asshole?
>>2240622
damn I love these two dorks
>>2240636
Oh it's gonna be huge when he grows up.
>>2240611
Higher chance of what?
Also I'm pretty sure gems were engineered, not evolved. Engineered by a race perhaps not that different than humanity.
>>2240660
But I want it to be huge right now
>>2240658
why is his dick so big ?
>Periven posters
What did I do to deserve this
>>2240660
>uncut
Bad goy! You are making your Jewish overlords feel insecure about their penises!
>>2240652
The whole anarchism thing is just a phase, anon, don't worry.
>>2240680
Keep that to yourself. /ss/ will not be tolerated, nor is it encouraged.
>>2240685
you were born you sad sack of shit and your mother never loved you
>>2240698
Sounds good to me
>>2240685
Oh shut up, we get a mountain of shitty Lapidot and Japis posters in every thread. Stevendot needs some love
>>2240658
the dorkiest and cutest
>>2240725
I think it's the amount of Peridot and Lapis related posts that has his jimmies in a twist.
>>2240746
oh man that boy needs air
>>2240725
There's not really that much Jaspis, you shut the fuck up, you pedophile.
>And where is the Jasper I assigned you?
>>2240746
>Peri will never hop on you and cover you in kisses like this
Maybe I'll see my waifu in the next life
>>2240790
Bubbled.
>>2240680
It already is huge right now, but I can only post his dick when he's an adult otherwise I'll get banned.
>>2240746
jesus, she's like blowing into him. Feels so right though
>>2240790
What did peri say back to Yd at that I forgot
>>2240821
She never said anything about Jasper, just the ship being destroyed.
>>2240807
Can we talk about his dick now at least?
If not let's discuss Peributt
>>2240807
I want to wake up Adult Steven by shoving my face into his musky balls and by giving his cock a bath with my tongue
>>2240861
t. lapidot shipper
>>2240845
Lapis, Pearl, and Peridot will.
>>2240674
>Higher chance of what?
What I meant is that compared to nature in general, we are pretty weak, even with all the technology that we currently have for now. So if I had to bet right now, I would say that the nature on Earth has a higher chance to survive than we as humans do.
>but anon, humans are nature
You know what I mean by nature, plants, wildlife, ecosystems and shit.
>Also I'm pretty sure gems were engineered, not evolved.
Who says we weren't engineered ourselves? There is still the issue of the transitional fossil, infamously known as the missing link in regards to humans.
I've always been confused when it comes to the human ego, we can't properly predict what will happen in a months time in the world, let alone what will happen thousands of years from now, and that's just a grain of sand compared to the age of the Earth, let alone the universe, yet we boast ourselves like we are the centre of the universe. In the words of our pope, we could use more humility and less arrogance, because it may be our undoing.
>>2240878
No. I will.
>>2240861
There are no mistakes, only happy accidents.
>>2240894
No, Lapis, Pearl, and Peridot will. They're his wives, after all.
i fucking hate tumblr?? like i just wanna look at art without having people typing like this because they think it adds something to their post????
>>2240790
I'm happy they namedropped her. Just like Peridot mentioned "Lazuli" at least once since her arc started
>>2240919
okay
Who is your OT3 /sug/?
>>2240928
It's technically an OT5, but meh.
Hey remember that time when Steven drugged Peridot?
>>2240928
Only that one because of the height and color code they create.
>>2240948
Someone needs to shop that candy into a condom
And then Steven's hand on her waist making it look like she's riding him
>>2240928
>>2240812
she hasn't quite gotten the hang of kissing yet
>>2240723
>>2240984
>HW OT3
nice taste
>>2241057
but what if Connie finds out
>>2240886
>infamous missing links
Unsubsribed.
>>2240984
best ship
>>2241077
What the hell is going on there
Lapis POV vore when.
>>2241150
Lapis is a biter, Peridot dry humps in her sleep
Another night of hell for Jasper
>>2241145
Just look at those beautiful memes
>>2239545
can i get high with her and just lay down in bed non sexually and just talk to her while were both stoned and just have an amazing discussion?
>>2241136
I said "infamously known as the missing link". Get of my case, Darwin.
>>2241150
Lapis and Peri are zombies and are trying to convert Jasper.
>>2241150
run a cheese grater over your genitals phone poster
>>2241145
>that YD
okay I laughed, and holy hell jaspers face
Any new content needs to be overanalyzed, so let's hear it. Why was Steven sleeping outside?
>>2241201
The episode didn't look like Barn Mates, since it was sunny outside, so make of that what you will.
>>2241201
outdoor molest
>>2241201
cuz he don't gib a fuk
>>2241201
Waiting for Lapis or Jasper
>>2241201
It looks like it could be the beginning of SWI, and the reason Steven wasn't present for the fight with the watermelons is because he a shit.
>>2240910
>Jasper is the one with the dick
Literally why?
>>2241192
You first
And film it
>>2239814
>>2239793
I know that feeling, I had to do what >>2240449 did just to fill out a set order.
But to be fair, Garnet went up a few days (If not a week) before the other Funkos went up.
>>2240478
Agreed, although mine was a bit cheaper.
>>2239884
>mfw I STILL haven't sold one.
Goddamn it.
But at least there's some potential jewing with the CN Shop, a few people showed interest when I mentioned that I could order the character-themed throw blanket.
>>2241201
Because nobody can tell him what to do.
>>2241188
I'm watching you.
>>2241201
He's sulking because he was told to stay put while the CG do something.
>>2241057
What does that pose mean?
>>2241282
>>2241296
kys senpai desu
>>2241290
Accept her place as the resident futa.
>>2241312
But Steven IS a CG.
>>2241346
>while the other CG bar himself and Peridot go and do a mission.
>>2241340
No. You futafags have got to grow an imagination. Give futa dicks to literally anyone else, but just stop doing it to Jasper 24/7. Muscles != dicks.
I bet our HW gems didn't have ANY friends on Homeworld, what a bunch of losers.
>>2241387
How about we give a futa dick to Steven?
>>2241387
I just wanna feel her thick pulsating cock inside me.
>>2241393
Lapis because she was trapped in a mirror.
Peridot because she's a nerd.
And Jasper because she's too menacing to start a conversation with.
>>2241387
Agreed
>>2241387
I just want to romance Jasper like a real lady.
>>2241438
More like Jasper was a weird war vet that goes on about the gory days when she was in the core
>>2241201
He has bad gas
>>2241465
Steven will.
>>2241192
Peridot could literally walk into Jasper's cunt, do a 360, and walk away
>>2241479
He's taken though.
>>2241499
He WAS taken.
>>2241304
You're a meme, old man
>>2241499
Yeah, no.
>youll never get stoned with your favorite gem and just lay down in bed talking about whatever pops into your head.
>youll never hug your stoned gem
>>2241554
Steven will.
>>2241554
That sounds about right.
>>2241536
>denying C A N O N
>>2241536
>>2241516
Perifags are officially worse than Pearlfags.
Peridemption was a mistake.
Do you think Pearl would like it if Steven had Rose's hair?
>>2241655
Sure, they're in love now, but not once she dies, and Steven moves on to the Gems.
intimacy when
>>2241655
Just so you know loli and shota is not allowed here.
>>2241659
is this a sudden realization?
>>2241554
>>2241681
When Steven is older.
>>2241655
I reported you because of your ship, not the content
>>2241711
man you need to get outta here with your opinions and shit
>>2241715
Suck my diIIIICCCK
What's a (at least somewhat) realistic theory/headcanon you have that you get shit for
>>2241845
Rose isn't that fat
>>2241845
jasper is fusion
>>2241872
Are you the anon who made the chart?
>>2241845
Suitcase Sam is a mute.
>>2241746
Mods
>>2241872
Explain
Didn't Ian say she wasn't
>>2241955
Would you really believe a negro?
>>2240586
I finished it up for oyu. Sorry for taking a bit long, i had some things come up while i was writing. Plus writing with one hand is hard.
http://pastebin.com/iqfRwaZ9
Hopefully it was worth the weight for you. I hope you read it and enjoy it and as always let me know waht you think of it and what your favorite part was.
Enjoy!
I also assumed Malachite would be causing a ruckus or causing intention commotion/bubbles under the sea for the Crystal Gems to confront her.
But you gotta remember that Steven has sleep telepathy, and we've just seen a clip of him sleep with a mattress (Jeff/joe boarder style matches SWIsland as we saw). I just can't explain why he's outside.
Also I'm glad we will see a glimpse of lapis/Jasper inside malachite one last time
>>2241950
Mod is Dead
>>2241507
But healing spit anon.
They work on organics.
>>2241845
Define realistic?
I still think that the Temple was created via the gems fusing and protecting Beach City from something huge, then leaving the temple as some kind of fusion remnant.
More realistic than people that keep insisting that humans or Gems carved the Temple out of that hill.
>>2242043
and we killed him
>>2240248
It will stop improving eventually. There are physical limits to what can be done. For example, computers are already reaching these limits. You can only fit so much shit on something before you either start using components that are so small that undesired chemical interactions start occurring or you have to spread out the components so far that efficiency is lost.
Why is Garnet so great?
>>2242074
Because all the others around her can be shit or good depending on your tastes.
Garnet is quite literally still a neutral slate.
>>2242054
We did good.
>>2242042
But it's not like lapis would tell him where they are, or even could because they're in a random patch in an endless ocean
Maybe this is when he's looking through the watermelons
>>2242072
The thing is, when you reach those physical limitations, there's always going to be some new possibility.
>we reach the limit of how much we can put into a single microchip
>further resarch into networking allows us to transcend that limitation by digitizing most of the data and keeping it in a nebulous cloud state.
Also, that limitation is still a HUGE amount of data to work with. That in turn could allow future developments that we can't even comprehend right now.
If they ever get quantum computing cracked, we're going to be in for a whole world of new crazy technology.
>>2240746
I like to think that Peri indulges in kissing like a teenager having those feeling for the first. Every moment is a pure heartfelt experience. Love and absolute joy.
The type of love you missed out on. Fuck high school.
>>2242160
I don't think the watermelons noticed malachite until she and Alex started fighting...
>>2242074
She's an experience.
>>2241711
>that straight-up ishygddt Lapis face
Oh my god
On other sites people think LAPIS is the one going to get emotionally manipulated
>>2242004
Thanks so much, man. This was worth the wait. I love the contrast between Lapis and Sapphire, you write them both well. When Lapis comes up and starts humping Anon while Sapphire watches, so hot. Pretty much perfect.
Only thing I would change is, yesterday we talked about how the very end is supposed to be a set up for Chapter 8 with Ruby walking in.
>>2242323
[spoiler]Here too[/spoiler]
>>2242323
Lapis did nothing wrong
>>2240652
what do you mean ?
>>2242229
I'm just spitballing here, but maybe Malachite moved out of the ocean to rule the watermelon stevens with an iron fist or something. And they fight back because they don't like her or something.
>>2242325
>Ruby walking in
Oh right!
Let me add a little something something at the end.
Also the maid stuff in my personal oppinon was really hot, kinda blew a load over it as i wrote it.
Also Anon's panties were pretty hot.
been outta the game for a while, any new trailers , updates , or lewd arts ?
>>2242323
They are playing her game
It will be a big surprise when they realize they were the ones emotionally manipulated by Lapis
>>2242402
define "a while"
cn uploaded a short clip to the su facebook page and edited it with memes
>>2241898
No he's not.
>>2242388
What does it for me, specifically, is a rather non-effeminate boy being dressed in girl clothes by a girl because she thinks it's cute.
>>2242420
First Lapis manipulated Steven BEFORE SHE EVEN CAME OUT OF THE MIRROR.
Then she'll manipulate the characters
And THEN we find out she was emotionally manipulating her fans along, fuck that's good
>>2242420
So they're gonna pull an Ex Machina?
mfw cn baits us a clip with a new episode with memes
Where's the small penis humiliation?
>>2242440
Yea i thought it was really cute how Lapis was blushing and eyeing up Anon as soon as he put on the maids outfit.
I also loved the sink scene with Lapis teasing him, was really hot.
>>2242425
Do you have any proof of him talking?
>>2242466
When was this? I was too busy masturbating for hours waiting for my fic delivery.
>>2242483
I may or may not ask for that in a future chapter, although Anon in the story isn't particularly small.
Maybe if we make our way to fusions besides Garnet.
>>2242485
Yeah, I thought that was hot as hell. The way she blurted out how she wanted to fuck him right there.
>>2242204
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THAT FEEL
https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/718550949757718529
>>2242529
dank
Would you guys like a Stevidot green? I have an idea for one.
would you connie?
>>2242529
Steven didn`t choose the gem life, the gem life chose him.
>>2242585
no but i would a blooper
>>2242510
Regardless i am gald you liked it.
Hope to hear about your plans for Chapter 8 involving Ruby.
I will probly be able to write up the next fic next monday if thats fine.
Also what is your favorite fic so far from my list of fics?
>>2242609
but what's better than fresh curry?
>>2242628
Monday's fine, I pretty much just have an idea for one pose. You'll have a lot of freedom on that one.
Honestly, it's been the ones you've written for me. Discounting them, maybe the solo Lapis jerk off. Definitely that one if you ever write a follow up.
>>2242639
aged curry
>>2242639
Anything
>>2242497
He was yelling along with the crowd in Political Power, which means he was audible, which means he has a voice.
>>2242649
Glad you like it man, its always nice and fun to write with you man.
Yea the Lapis fic i might do a follow up on a free or slow day with amethyst walking in and getting things nice and hot.
Also i am glad that you like the chapters. Maybe one day i could stick them all together as one big sexual fanfic
>>2242639
tikka masala
>>2242609
She loves you.
I'd love a reference to this with Jasper and her cape.
>it makes me feel... important.
>>2242585
Only if I was Steven and only if I was 17.5 years old and she was 15.75.
>>2242639
beats me, but I just love some blooper
>>2242687
I like writing with you too, it's really nice to have someone to put my ideas to paper.
You could put them up on Archive of Our Own.
>>2242656
fresh is warm delicate and tastier. objectively better
>>2242720
Yea i agree. One we reach like Chapter 10 i could take the ten chapers, and mix them up into a big fan ficiton to read on the website
>>2242751
>last seen: in a dream
will always make me smile
http://nyong-choi.tumblr.com/post/142469018354/lose-the-rose-zektbach-parody
Wow, you're a real anarchist, Steven.
>>2242824
Wow, Steven.
>>2242716
Your waifu is a druggie.
>>2241297
Hey there, Merchant-anon.
>>2242860
You're a real anarchist.
>>2242709
She's 12 now, that's literally perfect arranged marriage age
>>2242890
They don't do the marriage until they're adults.
>>2242863
Thats cute.
I would totally smoke with her in a nice calm alley way, maybe do some nice pot with her and listen to music.
Get all comfy
MY OWN CLONE
>>2242864
Useless post
>>2242968
I didn't know you smoked, Beef.
Personally I don't, but nothing against people who do. Weed, anyway.
>>2242976
Who drew that
>>2242991
I actually really like this guy's artwork.
>>2243020
Ah, fuck...
Let me see if I can find it.
dicks
>>2243015
I don't smoke actually.
Ok i did smoke weed once but i don't smoke on a daily basis or anything if at all
Perifangs
Aw, cutie little Stevie, bein' a cutie little anarchist!
I wonder what other Gem/Heartless combos would work well...
>>2243064
>>2243031
>guy
Can't say I hate her, she has a nice artwork.
And sometimes she hits right into my fetishes, which makes me confused.
>>2243076
Any other bulky ones, like Jasper?
>>2243020
http://mechageekzilla.tumblr.com/post/130670685457/lapis-lazuli-with-e5
I think we both regret this.
>>2243052
Sorry for the misunderstanding.
So what kind of cutie mark do you think she has?
Is that a global rule violation?
>>2243121
Yes. Absolutely.
>>2243126
Its alrighty your forgiven my Lapis friend
>>2243076
Sardonyx as the Guard Armor
Ruby and Sapphire as the mages of their color
Pearl as a Dusk [I know it's a nobody]
>>2243109
This page contains almost every type of Heartless.
>http://www.khwiki.com/Heartless#Emblem_Heartless
Oh, and Pureblood Heartless are on the same page. They're just above the Emblem Heartless.
>>2243141
Kill it with fire and throw the ashes into a vat consisting of turpentine, benzene, and acetone.
>>2243148
No, 15 doesn't apply on /trash/.
Which is... fuck you. They have an entire board to themselves.
teeth are hot as fuck, I want Peri to bite my dick
>>2243076
Huh, nice duo.
>>2243250
They're no Grace and Glory, but they're cool.
>>2243149
What would you want peridot to do to you anon?
>>2243239
I want her to nibble it as she sucked it
>>2243171
>Sardonyx as the Guard Armor
Trickmaster is a better fit if you ask me, you could probably craft a Guard Armor subspecies and base it off of a piece of lost Gem tech.
>Pearl as a Dusk
Lance Soldiers also work.
>>2243250
>358/2 Days
>Why.jpg
I will admit they're decent, though.
This one's for you, Beef.
>>2243272
358/2 Days is a solid KH game. The only issue I really have with it is the D-Pad controls and that alleviated by playing on a 3DS.
>>2243289
Thanks mate, its a cute.
>>2243272
I haven't play that in a while, i just thought those were another cool fire and ice combo for you know who.
>>2243257
Is that jaspis? Lapis would have to do a lot more than go on her tippy toes to kiss her
>>2243272
>Sardonyx as trickmaster
thats pretty spot on in my eyes
Id think Ruby and Sapphire would be these guys,
>>2243343
It is. I'm assuming Jasper's bending down too.
Alright /sug/ I just got an OkCupid account. I haven't been on it in 3 years. What can I expect?
>>2243373
Nobody as perfect as Pearl
You like shiiiiiips!
>>2243380
I like shiiiiips!
>>2243373
>Dating site
you are probably gonna have a bad time.
>>2243380
>You like shiiiiiips!
Nah, not really.
>>2243380
I like Chaaaaaps.
>>2243373
Don't let messages going ignored keep you down (and don't send more than one at first). Girls won't answer for the littlest of reasons (in part because they're got swamped with messages every day), never take it personally
>>2242890
too young for marriage. but perfect for fug
Here's a Lance Soldier for the combo I mentioned in >>2243272.
And I got a couple more...
>>2243289
>358/2 Days is a solid KH game.
Eh, I disliked how a fair amount of "new" Heartless were just recolors of preexisting types but I can look past that because of the DS's hardware.
Also, fuck Leechgrave and Ruler of the Sky.
>>2243348
Icy Cube and Fiery Globe are better fits, the Fire and Blizzard Lords are a bit big for Ruby and Sapphire.
>>2243401
Chaaaps is love
>>2243379
I hate reality ;_;
>>2243390
Last time I got 2 girls who gave me handies and one who was alright. Just stopped cause depression
>>2243410
Thanks bro, it used to really suck cause I'd message all my matches and then somehow there were no women left in all the city.
>>2243430
It has the worst Keyblades too.
I thought the other mode was fun, where you can play as all those other characters. Neat stuff.
If I were to guess, it's for setting up an interview
I'm heading off to work, /sug/! You all have a blessed night, and I'll see you in the morning!
>>2243461
>through twitter
goddamn are those people retarded
>>2243461
Someone stop him, he's gonna lie on national television
>>2243433
Dude come on. You can't even see the Gem in her throat.
>>2243461
>>2243475
>Twittering about something like this
That's how you get speculation and shit started.
Fuck off Matt i'm tired of your games.
Since we're in a Centipeedle mood...
>Pot Centipede/Centipeedle combo.
I can definitely see the Baghdad Battery being a possible design base for it.
>I thought the other mode was fun, where you can play as all those other characters. Neat stuff.
That's one of the better parts of Days and one almost everyone agrees with.
JUNE
What if Sugilite wanted to crush you with her titties?
>>2243512
I wanna suckle them dry
>>2243512
Closest I'll get to Nicki Minaj, so sure, I'd let her.
Has anyone tried speeding up the audio of the wailing stone?
>>2243501
That 8 second clip made the pain return.
>>2243529
It wouldn't do anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-pPX8VcZRU
>>2243494
>Pot Centipede/Centipeedle combo.
its so perfect
hated this boss when I was younger tho
>>2243542
Fuck me, it really did. I wish I didn't like this show.
>>2243563
That's stupid. I wish the show had reasonable scheduling.
That's two kids! I'm in.
>>2243584
You can't change the world but you can change yourself. Or at least you can kill yourself.
>>2243596
Jamie, commenting on Garnet.
>>2243584
It will never have decent airing as long as we are on Cartoon network
>>2243542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XS9gUUFz6Ps
Do you imagine yourself looking different in a fic that involves the reader?
>>2243596
I'm in even if is just one
What the fuck is all this new shit on OkCupid?
>Pay money and seen first in quickmatch
>Pay money and see who visited you
>Pay money and hide who you see
>Pay money and more people see your profile
>Not just one-time payments anymore
>Now monthly charge
Fuck, I just wanna meet chicks and have a slight chance at getting laid
>>2243272
>http://www.khwiki.com/Heartless#Emblem_Heartless
Absolutely right
>>2243643
Welcome to modern online dating where you will meet fake women and get chagred for it and never actually find anyone who actually likes you and just wants to scam you.
I know that feel to much
>>2243643
Fucking kek.
Your best chance is real life at this point the website sounds like a big fucking scam at this point.
>>2243643
Try e-Harmony. They have the highest marriage rates! Nevermind about the divorce rates!
>>2243708
>Nevermind about the divorce rates!
>>2240257
I cant read who drew that. It looks like x-mens art. Is it?
>>2243643
It can be used relatively like normal without paying, still.
And now for the last one I could think of...
>Darkside/Malachite or Sugilite combo.
I think a chill just went down my spine.
>>2243556
>hated this boss when I was younger tho
Good thing you never played KHFM, that one introduces a Pot Scorpion enemy that's an even bigger pain to kill.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaTOLWFySps
>>2240241
wait a minute, she actually said anarchist? how can CN allow this.....oh nvm for some reason i thought it was atheist
>>2243665
I went out with a girl who said it was her birthday and I bought her like random shit, Then she never texted me back or did but always said she was busy. Then I realized She just didn't want anything to do with me because she always used the same excuse that she was playing softball. If you're gonna make up excuses at least something different every time.
>>2243682
This I why I just went to bars before. Except there it's like some girls don't wanna fuck or meet new people. Here at least I know what they want but it's fucking shit just to get recognized.
>>2243724
That's what I'm doing. Before it was a one time fee and it only slightly improved your chances. I think the only people that must be paying for monthly service are super desperate.
>>2243723
@DerpyJinastator
STALE is to STEAL as 89475 is to...
>>2243801
Jasper
Who watches and likes SU and is unironicaly a tumblr user (meaning you go on there for more than just the art and you engage in tumblr culture) and view yourself as being a Democrat
>>2239631
Are you working on that backlog Squidward?
>>2243801
S T A L E in S T E A L
8 9 4 7 5 in 8 9 5 4 7
>>2243840
I have no interest in tumblr culture or politics.
>>2241774
Do whatever you can, take regular breaks too.
>>2243840
I browse it for art, the only thing I do besides that is put in requests to artists.
>>2243643
go to places you actually enjoy and get an aspie like you. best option. not even joking.
>you will never worship Jaspers feet
>>2243903
Basically this
>>2243840
90% of this fucking fanbase?
Just making a smoothie /sug/, what are you up to?
http://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o5c3k0dkst1tskbw0_720.mp4
>>2243840
I usually go there just because of the art and lewds
>>2243917
>you will never worship jasper's sweaty abs with your tongue
What can you expect when Pearl does this face you?
>>2243840
tumblr is good for pretty things, but has nothing of value to say. Not unlike most women in that respect.
>>2243840
I enjoy SU but I hate politics. It drives schisms between people who argue over shit and then never actually vote or follow up on their actual opinions.
I think more gun control is fucking stupid
>he's a republican!
I also think abortion is ok
>He's a democrat!
I think college isn't for everyone
>Republican!
I don't mind gay people
>Democrat!
I think a higher minimum wage drives up state tax and other expenses
>Republican!
I think drugs should be legalized and regulated
>Democrat!
And that's why I don't discuss politics outside with anyone anymore.
>>2243949
To wake up with a sore ass.
What are you listening to /sug/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP55zSLhLGY
>>2243949
why that's a wonderful smile
she would probably make that after you called her pretty
>>2243935
nothing too much, just looking up more SU crossovers
>>2243949
shows me pics of her molesting steven
>>2243935
Munching on popcorn that I don't really want while contemplating my sad existence
>>2243840
tumblr can be a fun place as long as you evade the SJWs
>>2243935
Sitting on my bed, listening to shitty early 2000's rock
>>2243970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BCEufoyKS8&nohtml5=False
>>2243935
writing a 10 page research paper about virtual identity in mmo`s.
and also trying to procrastinate it by looking at youtube videos.
>>2243929
I just want to see if there is an actual correlation. I mean SU is walking on an increasingly thin line between going full tumblrkin or not.
>>2244011
water?
>>2243949
I want to lick her teeth
>>2243970
>mfw I listen to shit so obscure there's no Youtube link to share it whenever they ask what I'm listening to.
>>2243970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb4JY2mr-_Y
>>2243970
Not actually listening to anything, but watching the old 2000s Dilbert, its a surreal mix of Robot Chicken esque skits and Seinfeld non-events, its actually quite fun.
>>2243970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4Sp0a8KYSw
>>2243966
I agree with you and it bothers me that people seem to first choose a side and then "think" about the issues, which is really to say that they take up their side's opinion and defend it to death as if it was a matter of personal honor and not something that should be rationally discussed for the benefit of society as a whole
>>2244038
>>2244026
maaaybe
>>2243970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtCQSpmt5OI
>>2244047
A square with a horn makes you wish you wernt born
>>2244084
She really, really likes him
>>2244112
If para wasn't gay im sure they would have been a nice disgusting couple
>>2244107
That is some deep shit man
good taste
>>2244111
holy fuck
>pearl in the 1900's working in a brothel
I need this
>>2244112
man I keep forgetting about all the steven and the stevens, such a great episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-oZ6Ol1c2g&nohtml5=False
>>2244128
Para doesn't like Steven.
what if i ship steven and peedle
>>2244154
Of course he does
>>2244112
Especially Steven 3 for some reason.
>>2244112
They should post more of this stuff on their Tumblr.
Jasper is believed to increase fertility and is conducive to happy pregnancies. It is a powerful aphrodisiac and a regenerator of sperm, especially when it is combined with Garnet or Topaz. [Hall III, 112][Megemont, 102]
OkCupid at it's finest.
>>2244197
>Especially when it is combined with Garnet or Topaz
>>2244197
Jasper/Garnet fusion raping all the gems including Steven lovingly when?
>>2244111
>>2244141
Ragtime poil is a miracle of the universe.
>>2243970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jke66yZbK1Q
>>2244107
Damn, this sounds really good.
>>2244178
It seems she made her own head canon about the Stevens
>>2244194
>Using tumblr when you have the superior pixiv
BUFF
BOOTY
>>2244047
Fuck I love Hugh Laurie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyZHtEhYCyQ
>>2243970
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GphACo5c0Y0
Gotta love Shimomura's work.
>>2243980
Here's a free one.
>>2244221
Sounds great.
Wish i wasn't shit at writing so i could work with this idea.
>>2244197
>powerful aphrodisiac
>>2244284
>>2244284
best boat
>>2244240
this guy has the right idea
>>2244369
Pearl is literally make for lewd.
This is a character in a kid's cartoon.
So uh..
Prepare the new thread?
>>2244440
feels good
>>2244489
NO
AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHGOJGHUGHGHGHHG
>>2244440
Sugar did it. She really did it.
I don't love you
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