/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Steven Is A Furry Edition
Previous thread: >>2228169
>NEW EPISODES in June:
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/715266616188080128
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>tracklist MEGA folder:
http://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>The Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>/sug/ flockdraw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
First for Steven for sexual
>>2234362
steven you fucking carpet burner
Second for Jasper's buff butt
First for sad mask man
>>2234368
oh no, im not falling for this one again, last time i was banned
>>2233859
To the anon who read the thing I wrote
I tried (pretty badly) to drop subtle hints about Mrs. M as it went on
Did I do it well enough?
>>2234368
I'm okay with this
>>2231340
I'm 30 years late. Sorry.
Is she okay?
http://i.imgur.com/QbqJ7MK.jpg
It's so cute to see how much the Gems love Steven.
Daily reminder
Do you want me to start?
>>2234384
I actually really love this picture. I want Zuke to be happy.
Also I would murder all of you to be in that position.
>>2234415
Everyone who likes this has it saved anyway. Post something new.
>>2234415
NO
O
>yfw Jasper is bubbled and Lapis gets off scot free
Post Pearl being loved.
i want to fug her gently with lots of kisses and eye contact and make her a yummy breakfast next day
>>2234440
I couldn't possibly see them bubbling her through the whole series, this whole show is about redeeming people who made bad choices
pretty sure when Steven is more comfortable with his powers hes going to unbubble like he did peridot
>>2234453
ya got it, boss
>>2234465
Stop responding to shitty bait.
>>2234469
so out of character, she finds hugging uncomfortable
>>2234476
Only because it was Greg and he scared her.
>>2234415
I've dumped it before in high quality, phoneposter
just go run into traffic
>>2234476
>out of character
like that pearl suckin face above your post?
sides she hugged steven in cheese burger back pack, i think its just greg
>>2234465
CHOOSE
>>2234469
replace your image, shithead
>>2234504
ay, hard at work I see, hows life treating you?
>>2234507
i chose blooper
>>2234517
>>2234507
How am I supposed to choose between nice tits and chiseled abs?
Can't she have both?
>>2234503
It's clear that Yellow is a no nonesense, vindictive bitch that wants to run things efficiently and has a huge hateboner for Earth.
And what we got of Blue Diamond showed she's very regal and even somewhat caring/kind to her own court, but very traditional and went right for crushing when someone stepped out of line.
What are your hopes for White and Pink based on those two?
Personally:
>Pink actually was really kind/loved organics and basically made Rose who she is today through teaching her personal Quartz Guard about loving others
>White is the more balanced one, looking to just have peace and order by any means necessary, constantly trying to please all the other Diamonds
>>2234503
It's not even that she doesn't want to hug Greg. I could see them sharing a hug in the right moment.
It's that he picked her up and shook her around.
>>2234562
>crushing when someone stepped out of line
I dont think people get it, it was more then out of line, if Ruby let sapphire get poofed, the crystal gems would be defeated and they would win
Ruby fugged all that up and costed them the war
and back on track, I think PD is going to be the 'mother' of the group, but completely hallow and false about itkeeping the gems loyal to a T, and that doesn't sit well with rose
I honestly think WD is a go getter and no non sense brute if her picture on the pyramid war machines wall has any say, like teaching a legion to kill, YD, BD, and PD all seem to sit around in my eyes
>>2234380
What were the hints about? Her trying to push her daughter like her parents pushed her?
Hey /sug/, I just watched My Neighbor Totoro for the first time. Wasn't what I expected, but I really enjoyed it.
Should I watch Spirited Away or Kiki's Delivery Service next?
>>2234696
The only Miyazaki film I've seen is Princess Mononoke.
>>2234725
Not counting the excerpts of Ponyo I've watched, that's the only other Miyazaki film I've seen. That ones pretty good too, from what I can recall.
>>2234696
kiki delivery service is the sequel to totoro so I suggest you watch that one next
but PLEASE make time in your day for spirited away, such a lovley film
>>2234725
You should see AT LEAST Howl's Moving Castle
"Emotional Manipulation will play a big role in Lapis character"
>>2234750
Can we not have this every day?
>>2234750
fugg
>>2234748
I've always meant to watch all of them, but the time I watched Mononoko I was explicitly looking for good action anime movies.
I want to befriend Lapis, she seems like a nice friend.
>>2234748
ist that the movie where the guy throws a hissy fit over his hair being dyed
>>2234750
As much as I like Lapis not being a perfect angel please don't make it into a meme.
So we know that Steven is a furry, but are the other Gems furries too?
Would you?
>>2234765
Maybe more than a friend, if I saw this?
>>2234785
Steven would.
>>2234795
Steven would, but how hard would Steven tap them?
>>2234765
I really want to learn more about non-mopey Lapis. As cute as it is, I don't want it to be her character forever.
![tumblr_o5b7q4ga5b1uk97lqo1_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/srOAZRU.png "tumblr o5b7q4ga5b1uk97lqo1 1280[1]")
Peridot is cute! Cute!
>>2234653
But then wouldn't all the diamonds just be evil dicks in that case?
I imagine at least one of them is truly kind/caring.
>>2234835
Yeah, he's retarded. No one's going to be evil for evil's sake.
>>2234824
I wanna lick that icing off of her thighs
>>2234696
Considering there's an episode in season 3 based around Kiki's Delivery Service I think I should watch it too.
They said you can do anything with Photoshop, and here I am clipping frames off of some pornography
>>2234859
Why would you do that in the first place?
>>2234864
I cut off the last part where the camera hits her because it's a boner killer
>>2234824
dear god those thick green thighs
I can only get so erect
>>2234835
I wouldnt think so, as far as ive seen both Diamonds (BD YD) have been crude at best, and no love for creatures besides themselves
childish even.
PD MAY be somewhat kind, but im sure anyone to go against the system gets poofed
>>2234874
So you're making it just her dick moving? Sounds like a good use of time.
>>2234895
It only took a minute
Does Steven have a tentacle dick?
>>2234931
I prefer human dicks on my futas, but tentacles are okay.
>>2234955
I'm the same feeling, but I can't find anything that good with human dongers.
>>2234978
This is the only good futa lapis image I have found in every site I look on, Paheal, r34.xx and even E621. They look really disturbing, or they are fucking someone and I hate porn that involves that.
>>2235014
>implying she wouldn't use it on Steven
>>2235014
>they are fucking someone and I hate porn that involves that.
???
>>2235043
>You will never help Lapis with stress by giving her a handjob
>When she unfuses with Jasper you will make her feel better by letting her ride you
Why live
>>2235059
THAT FUCKING DOG
>>2235073
It's my profile on steam, so it's how I feel when people Lapis porn
>>2235082
You feel like getting petted until you get very long?
>>2235085
No, Peridot getting pushed into Lapis's muff, the face of which replaced with my profile pic is when someone starts dumping images of lapis porn and it overrides everything else.
>>2235099
You look pretty happy about it.
So, we have a hint that Yellow Diamond will sing.
The main quesion now - will she cry?
>>2234785
>this isn't weed scoob
>>2235105
everyone will, even Marty
>>2235148
I would absolutely hate an episode where Marty comes back and tries to connect with Sour Cream.
>>2235152
It's gonna happen.
>>2235192
Please no.
>>2235152
Marty is going to do something dickish, maybe work with YD for snitch info on the CG?
>>2235195
Did you just fart on your keyboard?
>>2235195
>snitch info on the CG
I didn't know you could be this stupid.
How soft would her ass be?
Censored: giant Jasper cock
>>2235281
Steven would suck it.
>>2235222
The better question is, what would it taste like?
>>2235366
Sweat, depression and a generally unpleasurable odor
>>2235366
Depends. Has she wiped recently?
>>2235406
Probably never.
Amethyst has a cute butt and it probably jiggles when she runs
If you were rooming together she’d spend more time naked than not, her curvy little body always bouncing around or lounging on her favorite nap spots. Usually your bed, cause “It smells like you.”She’s so relaxed you could eat snacks off her while she’s pretend sleeping, then wake her up with a salty, cheesy smooch on the lips or bum.
>>2235468
That would all be very nice if she didn't smell like a garbage pile.
>>2235468
Disgusting.
>>2235468
AmethystxArmstrong is a purer ship.
>>2235494
No, AmethystxSteven is.
>>2235507
What about AmethystxStevenxArmstrong?
>>2235508
Not even Indexer but fuck you.
I don't understand saving low resolution porn, you're like those assholes that only seed 480.
Best onion.
>>2235633
>That Onion got deflowered in the back of Greg's van
I like to imagine Vidalia being fake tough and a virgin. Greg and Marty were in town while Greg visited his Aunt and Uncle who owned the Barn, and Marty took a liking to Vidalia; He was able to use his sly manuevers to bend her to his whim and take her virginity in the back of Greg's van, and Vidalia was able to act like nothing happened when Greg showed up a little while later. Marty ran off, and Vidalia was pregnant after her first time having sex.
>>2235504
I wonder if she and Greg ever met each other again.
>>2235690
Nah.
>>2235690
I like to imagine that Marty singlehandedly turned Vidalia off of scumbags simply because he was so bad in bed.
She had no positive emotion on her face coming out of that van.
What if Steven fused with Peridot first?
>>2235927
It'll be either Pearl or Lapis.
>>2235927
wow a steven / gem fusion that doesn't look like shit. That's new.
>>2235927
I think a a Peridot Steven fusion might become my favourite.
>>2235950
>Not even considering Amethyst as a possible first fusion partner for Peri
I don't even ship it and its still way too obvious they're setting up some kind of relationship between the 2.
They need a place to crash for a while until they get back on their feet, you'd let them stay with you wouldn't you?
>>2235992
I'm talking about Steven, nigger.
>>2235996
Steven would.
>>2235997
Ahh...yeah that makes sense...it's fine, I'm just retarded
>>2235633
>>2235727
What is YOUR favorite Talking Heads song?
>>2235529
>Not even Indexer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
>>2236040
And she was
Would you a Steven with boobs?
>>2236124
This doesn't seem right. Is he at least a full female and doesn't have a dick?
>>2236124
Kill yourself
>>2236138
I honestly don't know. This is supposed to be Steven number 3 from Steven and the Stevens, and the original artist on Pixiv (Coyo) said "He(She) is so cute" so the artist might headcanon her as trans.
>>2236124
I am slightly disturbed.
>>2236152
Why would this Steven be trans? It's the same Steven as the others just with a few minute differences.
>>2236196
The artist is Japanese.
Real talk though, I've no clue.
>>2236200
>If you're curious for more.
I was not.
>>2236200
No fucking thanks
when do they FUCK
>>2236261
When he becomes an adult.
>>2236265
fuck that
>>2236261
>>2236281
>Fish Stew Pizza
>Fish live in water
>Kiki's Delivery Service
>Water Witch
>Lapizza
D E E P E S T
>>2236311
post the stitch you fucking psychopath
>>2236277
She isn't allowed to be in a romantic relationship with him until he's of legal age, so she's playing the long game, waiting for him to come of age for her.
>>2236325
Yeah well she'll have to wait in line. This little green gem claimed Steven already.
>>2236388
They can both have him at once.
>>2236396
.....acceptable.
>>2236388
Sorry, she's already taken.
>>2232575
>>2234221
> Steven as Kira with Peridot as Killer Queen
.. probably the only and last time I ever try the show's style haha
>>2236325
>>2236388
>>2236426
They both are
>>2236436
#SlutForDot
>>2236429
Thank you Shifu. For what it's worth it doesn't look terrible, Trying the shows style out some more might be a nice change of pace if you want to try different things
>another lapidot spam
why don't you go do that in the /co/ thread so that you can kill all the shitposting mercifully?
Oh great, some of the shitposters and baiters are in one of the SU threads on /co/.
>>2236429
Most people feel that way. Araki has a notoriously hard style to grasp.
Good job though.
>>2236426
>>2236436
Yeah, by Steven. He's about to take Pearl, too.
>>2236458
>only 3 pics
#Triggered
>>2236429
It looks pretty good.
But when you say the show's style, are you reffering to SU's style or JoJo's style?
>>2236465
How's she keeping on those sunglasses without tape?
>>2236474
You're about to get called tumblr.
>>2236480
They're clamped to her nose.
>>2236493
Oh, I see.
>>2236455
No problem.
The thing with SU style is that it's way too simple for me. I could use it more but it will not make me improve the way I want..
>>2236465
Actually.. Araki and I are pretty similar (in essence)
I would "imitate" his style much better than Rebecca's SU, I guess..?
>>2236477
Steven Universe
JJBA is kind of inside my drawing comfort zone haha ..so I tried to make something different for a change
How would Pearl react?
>>2236550
Drip
>>2236550
Orgasm.
>>2236550
Alright. Hunky Steven is good, but that fucking hair is retarded and needs to go.
Long hair on males is just dumb and it looks awful.
>>2236561
I disagree, I think it looks good on him.
>>2236561
>Long hair on males is just dumb and it looks awful
what the fuUuck did you say about my husband you lil shit?
Greg looks so bootyful stfu and gtfo dood
>>2236591
Greg needs to shave that beard and get rid of whatever the hell he has going on at the back of his head. I see someone like Greg, and I think gross stay away from me you homeless bum.
>>2234415
its such a waste of potential
the artist, does absolutely top tier balls
i mean holy shit there is no one even close to his
cocks are godlike
>comic contains, no balls, and fucking roast beef sandwiches every where
>>2234395
jesus christ zuke
>>2236623
But Doxy draws top tier pussy too.
>>2236607
Yes yes, we already know that you have shit taste.
It's been a while /sug/
But I still want Greg to fuck me until I pass out
>>2236699
He wants Rose to fuck him until he passes out.
Do you think Sugar ever gets lonely, even when she's around other people?
>>2236735
moar please
>>2236748
Is Sugar trans?
>>2236790
No she's cis.
>>2236753
I don't actually have a lot of lewds with Greg.
>>2236735
Rose's dick should be at least twice that diameter.
>>2236805
do you want to kill the poor man?
>>2236790
No, she got tiddy. Plus, according to her blog, she would have had to have transitioned before she was 15. And that's a little extreme, for the early 2000's.
>>2236818
Her dick is smaller than his. Futa is always bigger!
>>2236836
you definitely want to kill the poor man
>post reaction picture of minor character in SU that no one would know about if they haven't watched it
>get 10 replies calling me Barneyfag
Who are these people kidding?
>>2236855
Which pic was it? What board was it? Who's Barney?
>>2236855
give me a link, bro. I want to have a laugh.
>>2236855
>posting SU related pictures outside of designated /trash/ threads
YOu brought this on yourself you goddamn autist.
>>2236884
I don't watch or collect chinese cartoon reaction images. It's for fags.
>>2236836
I think her's is bigger in this pic.
>>2236678
>vagina ever having quality
memers please
>ITT people hating/liking a genital over another
>you need to learn that all is great
ANON, CATCH ME
>>2236790
No, she just got style is all.
>>2236963
NO AMETHYST, STOP
>>2236959
Dicks, vaginas, anon takes it all!
>>2237016
of fucking course
discussion about what's between one's legs are too damn pointless
pussy is great
cock is great
if you don't agree, shame on you
>>2237045
>cock is great
But I'm straight
>>2237068
He said TAKE THE DICK!
>>2237068
you probably like your cock, so that counts
Could Jasper have been made on Earth?
>>2237082
Yes it's possible.
>>2237082
No, fuck off
>>2237082
That's a really popular theory, yes.
>>2237082
Amethyst is a shitty overcooked Jasper.
>she swung her bow at some birds
>WOW I BET SHE'D BE SUPER GREAT WITH THE SWORD
There are retards who actually believe this. Somebody thought this was a good way to show her natural affinity for the sword, and fucking wrote this shit into the show.
>>2237115
It'd make no sense anon
Do you think YD would assign an earthling gem to an important mission like Jasper did? I highly doubt that. The war she fought against the CG probably has something to do with that: YD sent her most loyal and strongest soldiers so they could finish what BD couldn't. Years later, sent them again.
>>2237129
Well? It was shitty but something. Remember it's a kids' show and they need to keep it simple and dumb.
>>2237189
That makes sense. Unless jasper "pulled some strings" to get the job
http://mollinosis.tumblr.com/post/141454196473/jasper-rigged-the-system
>>2234362
>>2237189
Jasper already proved her loyalty when she fought against the Rebellion. Why wouldn't she allow her to go back to Earth? I doubt Jasper would have any attachment to the place, regardless of being her birth place or not.
>>2237123
Amethyst is a shitty overcooked Amethyst.
>>2237216
>she even dressed up for the occasion
kek
where's that comic of her practicing the lines she'd say to Rose
Gems made on Earth wouldn't have been born until near the end of the war and I doubt a newbie would have fought against Rose.
All Peridot means is that Steven, as a Quartz she assumes was born on Earth, should have been made in that kindergarten.
>37 images
jesus on a trike
I gotta get this shit quarantined, I feel disgusted just having it sit in the folder
>>2237255
thank you
it's time to pay for you crimes rose quartz
>>2237254
The Kindergarten was producing new gems way before the war started, unless it didn't pause its production during the war.
>>2237281
You don't have to have it, whatever "it" is.
>>2237285
Does your hotdog begin to shrivel or grow bigger
>>2237285
Amethyst was in the ground 500 years longer than she should have been.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk
>>2237254
Jasper might not have fought rose directly. Could've just heard or saw from a distance of how skilled she was mowing down her Homeworld comrades (or something to that effect)
>>2237308
>now its pretty much cannon steven will never be able to fight on his own
Steven can still put up a fight on his own with his shield, and even then the Crystal Gems have always fought together.
>>2237292
You do not understand
>>2237308
Yeah talk about neutering a hero. Steven had the possibility to become badass, but instead he's dependent on somebodies weeb mary-sue brown curry smarty pants sword-expert self-insert.
>>2237321
stevens going to get fucked in the ass the second a threat happens, he needs to hide behind strong women to be anything
pearl should have started training him with a sword
>it doesn't fit steven
it sure as hell fit his mom, heck from what we've seen shes so good at fighting she can teleport and poof gems with literally nothing
Good morning trash
Greentext here, hope everyone enjoyed last nights fic. Planning on trying to write sometime after lunch.
>>2237329
I don't know how gem production works, I just know that's the explanation given in the show as to why Amethyst isn't like other quartz gems shown.
Gem ages, oldest to youngest, if Jasper was made on earth. Feel free to correct:
>Rose, Lapis, Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire
In an unknown order
>Garnet
>Jasper
>Amethyst
>Peridot
>>2237342
Steven is co-dependent because he's a child. He's still learning how to use his abilities.
Even then, he's got a shield, a bubble, plant powers, healing powers, and superstrength. He'll be amazing at defending, and who's to say that he won't learn some offensive tricks and attacks with those powers?
Also it's completely unfair to compare the current Steven to Rose. Steven is 14 years old and his powers started to awaken like two years ago, and Rose has lived for tens of thousands of hundreds of years, maybe even millions.
>>2236200
I need to start browsing pixiv for SU fanart more.
>>2237291
I imagine it was on very heavily defended soil.
Don't think Rose would have let them start building something like that before rebelling.
>>2237416
>connie is younger than steven
>she can use sword cause mary sues are great characters
Connie fags will defend this
What if we just ignored Watermelonfag?
Voting for Stevonnie permafusion
A tranny knight is better than a wimpy fat boy and a weeb self-insert
>>2237416
The reason why Steven is shit is because he doesn't put any effort into training. He's a quitter.
>>2237441
We don't know what the circunstances of the Rebellion were, or how long a gem takes to be formed. It's pointless to argue about assumptions.
The only thing we know is that there's not solid proof against Jasper being born on Earth, but there isn't proof of the opposite either. With them bringing up that Earth produces Quartz Gems I'm sure we'll get to know sooner or later.
>>2237441
Of course she would. Did you not see the hologram on the moon? Harvesting planets and setting up kindergartens is a refined process that gems must have had practising and advancing for millions of years.
The real question is how many planets and species Rose Quartz let die before deciding all life was suddenly precious.
>>2237476
I really want to, but it's not easy avoiding his bait.
>>2237483
http://ben-levin.tumblr.com/post/137321171965/why-is-connie-learning-to-fight-but-steven-isnt
Here's one of the writers for the show explaining Steven's training. It's more "on the job".
>>2237488
>>2237491
We know that Rose loved all life and that she started the rebellion to protect Earth.
Given that, it's a logical assumption that Earth was the first planet with life that the Gems tried to harvest, whether because they'd never been to one before or because something changed.
Since Amethyst's hole was on the bottom, it's safe to assume that she was either one of the first planted or one of the last. I figure she was one of the first and still hadn't emerged when the Gems cleared the place out after losing the war, forgetting one in their hurry to leave.
>>2237491
>The real question is how many planets and species Rose Quartz let die before deciding all life was suddenly precious.
Enough to where when her sins came calling, they gave her a real run for what they were worth. I'm willing to bet that there's a lot of secrets Rose is hiding, and I want to find out what.
>>2237534
She wasn't one of the first. The injecting process "eats" into the soil and consumes it, because the gems need it to develop, transforming the Kindergarten into cliff sides as time passes. The first gems born must have been the highest holes, since Amethyst was the last and she was right on floor level.
>>2237506
But there's literally no reason for him not to train outside of actual shit other than him being a lazy fuck. He basically has to wait for a situation to present itself where he can pick up a sword and use it so he can finally learn some offensive shit. It's fucking dumb and unreliable.
>>2237559
Yet there was equipment and rooms underneath the floor. I doubt they regularly moved that around.
>>2237568
That was pretty deep underground. They could've gone on for years before having to relocate.
>>2237566
He has trained outside of missions, like in Future Vision. And he has practised with materializing his shield and bubble.
There's very likely a lot of stuff going on in the show, that isn't shown in episodes, like Steven training.
>>2237534
But when did she suddenly decide that "all life" started at Earth?
Earth can't be the first planet with life that was harvested, that's incredibly unlikely. So why now of all times to start caring about a lesser (to gems) species?
please imagine lapis sitting in a field in summer and ending up covered in brightly coloured hotdogs because they thought she was a picnic basket
>>2237603
Why did you just handwave one of my points and expect me to follow you?
>Homeworld trio
Blue
High caste
The past
Prewar
Herald/conquistador/aristocrat
Orange
Middle caste
The now
War era
Soldier
Green
Low caste
The future
Postwar
Technician
Hiatus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJHTNdBGEO8&nohtml5=False
>tfw no gem roleplay asmr
>>2237633
Because it's stupid to think we're special and the first planet that had life on it to be harvested.
Plus most of what we know about Rose is from Pearl, "Many gems lost their lives here, BUT WE WON!".
>>2237677
>Lapidot
>becoming canon when the hiatus ends
The delusions of shippers never fails to amuse me.
>>2237715
I'm pretty sure that's a joke pic.
So it's official, right? No episodes until June? The rumor that that's simply when season 3 starts has been dispelled?
>>2237723
I think a lot of them are.
>>2237723
Sometimes I can't tell where the jokes end and the shipping begins.
>>2237724
Season 3 does start in June.
>Whenever DeeDee isn't recording lines, Zach and Micheala say things that they wouldn't when she's there.
So, the VA's really are the characters.
>>2237734
Same here, the line kind of gets blurred at times.
When will Peridot stop getting harassment because of the man she's married to?
>>2237735
SO WHERE THE FUCK ARE MUH SEASON 2 EPISODES?!
>>2237802
When she marries the right guy.
>finally got Xcom 2 to stop crashing my computer on startup
>but now my mods are all gone even if I resub them all so I have to deal with the dogs hit tier 2 and 3 cosmetics
How has your day been /sug/?
>>2237821
She's already married the right guy.
>>2237825
I can't believe Steven's fucking dead.
>>2237851
Enjoy your stay
>>2237820
As if I didn't already have a personal vendetta against Matt.
>>2237851
Well you're not wrong.
>>2237837
Reported you sick loli fuck
>>2237734
Do I need to tell you why that is?
>>2237880
Peridot used to be a mystery, a menace to the crystal gems, knows how to fly a spaceship
Now she is a frog child with gem autism
>>2237690
You're going to feel really stupid when we find out I'm right.
>>2237895
Because Lapidot is a joke of a ship to begin with.
I wish there were some attractive characters so I didn't have to self-insert as a fat ugly child when doing ships.
On one hand I want Peridot to end up with Steven because they're so cute together whenever Steven teaches her about Earth culture. On the other hand I'm holding out for Lapis to be Steven Beach Summer Forever Buddy since their rapport is so genuine and caring. However, I can definitely confirm that Connie is indeed trash-tier.
>garbage planet
>miserable hunk of rock (YD)
>never believed in this place (lapis)
>>2237924
Sounds like Jakku from The Force Awakens.
>>2237930
Is it time?
>>2237924
Peridot also had a line, forget what though
>>2237936
Yes, Onion time.
>>2237936
yes, it is time, to post Cricket
>>2237943
Lousy gem-forsaken planet
>>2237953
Best Sardonyx I've ever seen in my opinion. Such a shame a great personality has a shitty design.
>>2237953
I have no Cricket pictures.
>>2237953
The closest to cricket i got
>>2237953
Good idea
thanks to lapis' "handiwork" inside malachite, we will never be subjected to manjaw again
only attractive Jasper from now on
>>2237984
Thank you, based Lapis
>>2237953
Would you?
Is she /sug/?
>>2238023
>devoted life to the one she loved
No.
>>2238023
No, she only molests Steven
>>2238023
How often do you think the Pearls are forced to suck some diamond dick?
>>2237832
"fun"
I'm 10 missions in and I've not had a single casualty yet
Do you think Sardonyx feels guilty for being the thing that triggered Pearl's mighty thirst?
>>2238015
Steven would.
>>2238015
Yeah, I think Sardonyx is one of the more cuter fusions. Also, I have a thing for dorky teeth gaps.
>>2238042
I can't imagine Sardonyx feeling guilty about much of anything.
>>2238034
we need some more steven and blue pearl love
>>2238042
No because she's a completely new being. I'm sure that like a small part knew she was just a ploy but not enough for Garnet to recognize.
>>2238077
>this was once a crackship
Will Steven ever love Pearl like she wish she was loved by Rose?
Would you guys mind if I dumped my collection of ok-to-high quality Crickets in here? As in through imgur, because I don't wanna waste the image limit on one fusion
>>2238087
She'll have to share with Connie
>It's a threesome episode
>>2238060
I clapped at the screen when they showed smol Peridot for the first time. I actually stood up and clapped.
>>2238096
Go ahead
>>2238096
No one would object to you posting an imgur link, no
>>2238096
Sure.
>>2238100
Well sure but why?
>>2238112
>clapping is sad
Man I go into an uproar you would not be pleased
>>2238112
>two 40s
What are those?
ok guys, but what if connie was for sexual?
>>2238113
Because they actually found a way to make her even more perfect. Before, she was about 100% perfect. But they went and made her about 110% perfect.
>>2238100
You've legitimately got issues.
>>2238121
40 ounce beer bottles
>>2238126
Connie can be for sexual, but I've no interest in sexualizing her.
>>2238128
I can't even describe how dumb everything you just said is.
>>2238130
What the fuck people
Do you just sit there like logs when your theory is finally confirmed
You all dissapoint me, no passion. Even Normies get excited for sports and stuff
>>2238126
No, connie is for Pearl to consume.
>>2238101
Alrighty, here's my current collection of Crickets, minus the lewds, for reason unexplained. http://imgur.com/a/f2gai
>>2238128
You seem like someone who would be interesting being around, getting so excited about so little.
>>2238147
It looks like she's taking a ginormous shit in the thumbnail
>>2238146
Well if Steven were to fuse with a Gem I'd get super excited and talk about it for days, maybe accidentally spoiling my friend of it, but I wouldn't fucking clap to it, I'm trying to pay attention to the episode.
>>2238151
Are you Porky?
>>2238161
Not CLAP WILDLY like at the end of a performance, but a few claps with a big grin on.
And other times, throwing hands up in cheer
>>2238146
I conserve my excitement, like a camel conserves water, it's how I survive the hiatus.
>>2238151
>minus the lewds
>includes puffy vulva cricket fingering herself
>>2238155
What's wrong with enjoying the little things?
Everything can be exciting!
>>2238140
but she's perfect
>>2238147
No.
>>2238178
Not to me.
>>2238100
perifags really are autism
>>2238066
swallow a bunch of knives phoneposter
>>2238151
Dammit, the Download Album button doesn't work
>>2238186
You first
>>2238128
the catch and release reaction thread was my highlight of /co/ for sure. We all knew what was happening the moment she reformed.
>>2238184
Hug it out anon. I'm here for you.
Just gotta get the joy back into living.
I'm just glad ampudot wasn't real. That would have been retarded.
>>2238206
LOL
What would have happened when she reformed, a horrible peribody lump on the floor?
>>2238203
yeah...
>>2238155
>anon thinks I would be interesting to be around
d-do you want to be friends IRL?
>>2238198
>that spread
They knew what they were doing.
>>2238174
Well, the really lewd ones aren't there
>>2238215
I think that would be a little too ambitious.
>Because of the the distance not because you can't have friends
>>2238178
Do you also clap when you order pizza?
>>2238219
She's used to wearing her bulky limb enhancers.
Anyone got the image of what Earth was supposed to look like as an Earth colony?
>>2238226
A pizza is a regular, anticipated thing
Also, I watch the show in private.
>>2238226
nah, I do clap when something amazing or funny happens
pizza is fine with pickles/marshmallows
>>2238219
You think that's something
>>2238226
When something is really funny, I'll clap a couple times then clap my thighs really fast, then get up and do a little jig while laughing, and then sit back down.
This is only when things are super funny though.
>>2238126
I would pump her throat full of my cum. I would smear my cock all over cheeks and lips before plastering her cute little face with my white hot liquid love.
>>2238279
Thanks!
>>2238250
I didn't think the clapping retards you see on tv were real, but here one is.
>>2238250
I cheer and clap sometimes, but CLAPPING YOUR THIGHS? What?
>>2238279
That looks awesome, why would Rose stop it? It could've been great!
>>2238246
Humans tend to do that yes
Even gems
If you crop and zoom in on it, it's gonna look weird
>>2238270
what about her super sensitive nips? I'd play with her, but I'd be gentle.
and her little footsies? those would be a lot of fun too
>>2238301
Peridot, fuck off and let Steven molest you already.
>>2238310
>I bet you don't even kiss your dad on the cheek after you say you love him.
But that's gay though. If people saw a grown man kissing another grown man they'd think we were you-know-what.
>>2238246
Bulge edit
>>2238325
>It's gay to love your dad
Are you literally 12?
>>2238336
Ew she's got a full load
>>2238336
YES! I was looking for this.
>>2238338
Can we just stop this meme? I guarantee that you don't kiss your dad. You're just pretending like you do to get a rise out of me, adult men do not kiss their dads.
>>2238215
I would never want to be friends with a nigger
>>2238347
Italians likes indexer do
>>2238336
She really can't hide her lust for Steven any longer.
>>2238351
That's racist.
>>2238215
I'd probably chill with you desu
>>2238347
I'm in my mid twenties and I still kiss my dad on the cheek when he comes home.
It's called having a loving relationship.
Get your mind out of the gutter with that gay shit.
I want Jasper to ruffle peridot's paintbrush hair into a crazy mess
>>2238379
I don't think she would like that.
>>2238379
I want Jasper to ruffle my hair while she's balls deep in my mouth.
>>2238393
Sounds pretty straight
>>2238386
It's the only safe way to roughhouse with her tiny form, sorry peri
>>2238393
She will ruffle Steven's hair while she's balls deep in his mouth.
>>2238347
I kiss him on the cheek when I see him and when he leaves. Only time we don't is when we're around people that aren't family, then we shake hands.
European, Spanish, France, pretty much every culture affected by the Roman Empire of yore does it as a sign of love and respect for one's father.
Educate yourself faggot
>>2238416
Indexer more like incester
>>2238301
To be fair, Earth's biological diversity has merit and so does whatever technology and science humans may produce in the coming 100,000 years. Destroying all that for another colony that is little different than a millions of other colonies would be a waste.
>>2238416
CRAWLINGINMYSKIN.GIF
>>2238424
It's only incest if it's sexual, kissing isn't sexual.
>>2238438
Why does every act of intimacy have to be romantic to you?
>>2238429
>this is what organics actually believe
>>2238416
They also used to fuck little boys if you go far back enough
>>2238438
I kiss my mom on her cheek for her bday, and I used to do same for my sister.
What s incest meme that is going around recently.
>>2238438
well, sounds like someone is so mature with himself.
There is nothing weak about hugging AND kissing your father on the cheek.
>all love is sexual!
>>2238462
>lapisfags make out with their sister
>>2238462
>Well hidden
Lel
>>2238438
It is just skinshp man, there is no need for me to slide my hand down my sisters bra and the othe one down her wet panties after i kiss her on the cheek when i give her a bday present or see her after a long time apart.
>>2238386
love messy haired gems
>>2238474
I would if my sister was Lapis.
>>2238477
thanks for apreciating the humor lad.
>>2238438
I don't even hug my parents nor my brother or my sister yet my best friend kisses there's on the cheek from time to time, its not incest, and you don't love them any less for not doing so.
>>2238457
They also stuck sticks in the ground to wish for a victory in war, wear boss-ass purple capes, and use lead piping.
What's your point?
Why is Steven so cute?
Literally best Gem AND Human in the show.
>>2238474
kissing people on the cheek doesnt realy count as making out lad.
>>2238501
When she's blushing and you have a tent in your pants it might as well be
>>2238452
Nigga please. You have literally millions of identical colony worlds. No other world beyond Earth has organic life of greater complexity than algae. Give Earth a chance. We'll make sempai proud.
>>2238489
I wish I had a better relationship with my sister
She is 40 and I'm 24. She left the house when she was 16 and never was a big part of my life.
>>2238518
Well fuck your mom for the age gap
>>2238514
If you want to project your issues on someone pls do that to yourself.
>>2238521
I have brother who is 30. But we are really close and enjoy the same junk.
Sister has emotional problems, but to be honest I think she hates our dad. She has always been defiant.
>>2238429
>Earth's biological diversity has merit
>humans may produce in the coming 100,000 years
>humans
>competent
We will be lucky enough if we don't exterminate ourselves until the dawn of the next century
>>2238545
What the hell you guys' ages are all over the place, what were your parents thinking
>>2238545
what made you think that she is dating your dad? Stepdad or forrealzdad?
>>2238536
Lapis is my sister I fuck my sister
>>2238553
I think I pretty much messed my dads life up.
He had 5 year age diference with my mom.
They are divorced and both are single now, because my dad cheated on my mom.
>>2238568
Amethyst is Steven's sister he fucks his sister.
>>2238553
I'm 22, my older sister is 28 and eldest is mid 40s.
Sometimes parents don't think.
>>2238576
>dat thickness
>dat cute Amethyst tummy
>>2238568
I think you should take your special opinion and take it to a special tumblr. But if this is what floats your boat then eh. But i am sure you would not fuck your sis irl. Only people who want to do that are the ones who dont have a sister.
>>2238553
I don't know. It's only a six year gap between us and we are as close as brothers can be.
As for my sister, we have practically nothing in common. She is married and has two children. My brother doesn't like being around her either. So we just grit out teeth and bare it when she comes over.
>>2238555
I never said that. She has hated my dad for years. She loves us, but she has problems showing it. Plenty of heated arguments I can remember between my sister and our mother.
>>2238545
My sister is a successful graphic designer and has worked with huge companies like coca-cola, ubisoft ect, helped design game covers for popular games like just cause 3 and she started her job when she was around my age, while I'm begging to get a job at tesco (uk retail store).
>>2238592
Oh wow sory lad my mind is going into gutter, I read hates as dates. this is what /trash/ has done to me.
>>2238594
my sister was a nurse for a few years.
both her and her husband are badly overweight and are at risk of serious health issues. I have been prepared to raise the kids with my brother and parents if the worse happened.
A little girl who is 4 and a month old boy.
>>2238213
Don't be mean anon
>>2238608
WOW ANON
I bet lapis is your sister you fuck you sister
on the topic of incest...
>tfw see my mom wearing yoga pants
MOM, STOP.
>>2238625
you mad?
Which gems would do the hottest incests
>>2238638
I'm jealous
>>2238633
underage pls go
>>2238608
It's cool man. As I said, we are so different she is practically a stranger to me.
Ain't nothing gonna happen to get those years back. I had an adopted sister as well, but she was caught cheating on my sister with her boyfriend, and was gone after that.
>>2238641
All of them.
Tho depends on what your secondary fetish is.
>>2238577
>be 22
>Found out you have a step sister thats 48yrs old
i'm honestly not dealing with that
>>2238661
Immagine peridot tulpa that is a frog that keeps screaming ''CLOOODS'' While you fuck it and it JUST DOESNT STOP.
>>2238661
>Whomp, Whomp
Gets me everytim.
>tfw never any mommy and daddy kisses
>no hugs or love from siblings
>no friends for hugs either
I just want physical contact damn it
>it's friday
>>2238699
Here we go.
>>2238692
well, I can't say I know your position.
But if we were friends, I'd hug you.
maybe we can talk about hobbies or something
>>2238692
>that tear
Man what a baby.
>>2238692
you need a brohug.
>>2238100
>I actually stood up and clapped.
>Americans
Well I guess this is a confirmation? http://the-world-of-steven-universe.tumblr.com/post/142468479801/episode-list-in-june-the-episode-list-for
>>2238763
>NA still doesn't have a release date
Hopefully those early releases have Dual Audio.
>>2238763
That blog never "confirms" anything, it just grabs shit off other places. But yes, that info was posted on ToonZone by someone who tends to know their shit.
>>2238763
They're an unofficial blog, but there's still no reason to not believe these are the next episodes.
>>2238189
http://s.imgur.com/a/f2gai/zip
Anybody got that two cool for school comic?
>>2238824
Thanks dude
Dead thread.
>>2238744
>1 hour 14 minutes and 16 seconds later
That took longer than I expected.
>>2238551
>humans won't ever establish a permanent industrial foothold in space, colonize the solar system, and then spread to other stars
Not with that attitude.
>>2238974
This place was dead to begin with
>>2238974
Anons are to busy making out with their siblings
>yfw
>>2239012
I thought that was a Gravity Falls thing.
>>2238977
Sorry, I was napping.
>>2239025
Best ship
Hello /sug/, I'm Rebecca Sugar and the next dubs will decide which ship becomes canon.
>>2239065
Lapis and Peedee
>>2239065
>pic related
>>2239065
muh dick x ur mouth
>>2239065
OpalxSteven.
>>2239065
None.
>>2239065
LapisxCrab pls
>>2239065
Jaime x Onion
>>2239088
thank you
>>2239088
Probably for the best.
>>2239088
Shiet.
>>2239088
C O N F I R M E D
N O M O R E S H I P P I N G
E V E R
>>2239088
Fuck you.
>>2239088
fucking spot on anon
>>2239088
I do not know None ship.
Come on you guys, you can get some dubs
>>2239152
Fuck off, it's already been decided.
>>2239152
if dubs, all ships are declared canon
>>2239152
>>2239175
You had one job.
>>2239152
Nice try Zuke
>>2239001
>humans will establish a permanent industrial foothold in space, colonize the solar system, and then spread to other stars
Shit anon, I'm not in denial I'm just being real, have a good look around yourself and the world, and tell me with a straight face that we will colonize space. We barely made to the moon, and America's space program cost more than the GDP of a small country.
I probably sound like a pessimist but that's how things are, I'll consider it a huge achievement if we don't holocaust ourselves in the following decades.
>>2239088
STOP IT
What are your plans for tonight /sug/?
IF DUBS MY WAIFU WILL BECOME REAL
>>2239065
Stevidot, best ship
>>2239223
Drinking with friends.
If dubs, then a cure for gem autism will be discovered
>>2239231
Bad luck for you friend
>>2239223
I'm gonna watch the new Boku no Hero Academia anime, I've not read the manga and I've heard good stuff about it.
>>2239188
Ok guys, feet x dick it is.
You can expect their first contact during fall 2020
If dubs Greg x Pearl becomes canon
>>2239216
>>2239231
>>2239241
>>2239250
Even Sugar got btfo'd
Hoooooooooooly
/sug/ is the worst at gets
>>2239271
says you
Dubs for Pearl x Greg
>>2239271
No we're not. Check out these dubs.
You probably won't believe me, but I'm Matt Brunett.
The previous Rebecca poster was an impostor, we do not have plans to make any ship canon.
But we do have plans to kill one character on screen, and next dubs will decide who will be.
>>2239290
Steven
>>2239290
>brunett
Fake, Matt has black hair
>>2239290
Yourself.
Seriously just start ignoring this shit.
>>2239290
Lapis.
>>2239311
RIP water witch
The world is better off without you
>>2239311
And nothing of value was lost
>>2239322
Dubs double confirm
>>2239311
DUBS REVIVE HER
Trips and it's a wedding dress episode
>>2239311
Good riddance, now Steven has one less molester to worry about.
>>2239240
Which I'm gonna do right now.
Bye!
>>2239223
actually get more then 4 hours of sleep. I finally finished a big project and I have nothing to do tomorrow, so I'm just gonna chill and rewatch SU.
I can't believe lapis is fucking dead
>>2239334
Off by one general?
Check my 3 for her to stay dead
>>2239362
Come on a 3 won't do anything
>>2239362
Well you got a 3, somewhere in that GET.
>>2239352
Get used to it son! Check this 3
>>2239352
Thank god
>>2239393
3 confirms
>>2239400
Dubs confirm the 3 confirms
New thread please
If dubs, we get Pearl in a wedding dress next episode
>>2239424
RIP the dream
>>2239215
Again, it won't happen with that attitude.
It's very possible to do. Even if it were impossible, it doesn't matter. It's necessary.
>>2238589
true dat
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