RWBY/RT Trash General #36: I'd like to Split her with my Banana Edition
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First for RIP Marigold.
>tfw I can't claim this thread for Velvet because mobile
I am sorry bun.
>>2099689
I think we need to spend more time with Chloe. Not to follow through with lewding her or to follow her route; since that requires marriage and the world needs Todd to be free. But just being around her will probably lead to more accidentally erotic shenanigans. We could hang with Mel and Chloe at the same time, Mel could probably help counter Chloe's crazy and help bridge the gap; and we'd get a double dose of lewd, Mel throwing herself at our bone AND Chloe unintentionally getting sensual
>>2100239
Only Chloe: no
Mel and Chloe: ok
>>2100266
I'd say a solid portion of Chloe's crazy is that she's under the thumb of Jill's crazy. So if we just avoid the topic of Jill, and Izzy just to be sure, we should be fine.
Y'know, that and not getting into fights with her. Grappling is as far as we'll go.
>>2100489
She won't grapple with us.
Because she'd lose and because TC
>>2099689
How much JP does it take to buy Chloe?
>>2100528
Clearly we need to wear Peng as a cup.
Not for fighting Chloe, just in general.
>>2100543
Chloe isn't a skill.
>>2100528
Chloe didn't have a problem with losing, even when we started to go too far and ignored her tapping out.
>>2100698
Indeed, but she belongs to Jill; and Jill is a massive slut for JP.
>>2100820
Right, she just broke our ribs
>>2100854
I'm pretty sure it was the combat stripping that set her off. Massively repressed sexuality, remember?
>>2100877
>She wants the D so bad it triggers her oversoul
CYOAnon, how does it look like, those "less than 6 hours" from about 5 hours ago still Stands?
>>2101354
Like I'm at my stop for the night and finishing some book keeping. Gonna buy a pizza and wife.
>>2101390
...WiFi.
Nah fuck it WTB wife.
That'd be a way more fun evening.
>>2101406
Got enough JP for Chloe?
>>2101499
Still not a skill.
>>2101531
I dunno, I'm pretty sure Chloe is just a walking, talking Unarmed Combat Proficiency (Master/Special). It sure explains why she acts so inhuman.
Maybe we can synth her with a sense of humour
>>2101585
>tfw she's the character you get when you Put all skillpoints into STR and INT
>>2101620
>Skillpoints
>In stats
>>2101728
I'm sorry.
I only know the Shadowrun 5e default Chargen rules, and there you just have "Karma" Points
>>2101531
I can see Chloe making vines:
"Not a skill! Not a skill. Not a skill. Not a skill. Not a motherfucking skill!"
>>2102223
Wat.
>>2102669
Oh. You don't know all those vines from genderfluids that look like girls going "I'm not a girl! Oh my god stop saying "she" and not respecting my status as super special snowflake!" ?
You lucky soul.
>>2102714
I still don't know/care what genderfluid is
>>2102772
People who think they decide their gender, and switch that frequently to achieve maximum snowflakiness.
So uhhh...
CYOA when?
>>2102814
NOW.
(Actually in a minute since I posted this.)
>>2097108
"Don't worry about it."
"Are you thinking inappropriate thoughts?" Chloe stares at you. Right. She catches shit like that.
"Nnno?"
Her eyes narrow at you. "Well... Be sure you don't."
"...Yes, ma'am."
Chloe taps her lips with a napkin. "You haven't touched your sundae."
[] Eat it
[] Offer it to her, you pervert.
>>2102838
>[] Eat it
>>2102838
>[] Eat it
>>2102838
>Eat it
No amount of innocent lewd can compensate delicious ice cream
>>2102838
[x] eat it.
>>2102838
Just eat iiiiit.Eat it. Eat iiiiit. Eat it.
Don't make me repeat it.
>>2102714
Maybe I just don't know what's hip with the kids these days; but I don't think those are very common, I've certainly never heard of them.
Maybe you're just running in the wrong circles anon.
>>2102883
they aren't common, I just like laughing and fremdschäming at stuff like that
>>2102838
You quickly scarf down your sundae.
Ice cream is good. A little bit better than watching a cute girl eat ice cream.
But only a little.
You pay for the treats and quietly escort Chloe back to the barracks.
She gives you a bow. "Thank you for the wonderful evening." She then enters the same barracks you're about to.
By the time you're inside, Mel is barraging Chloe with questions. Izzy has her nose in a large book.
On your bed, you note there are several pieces of paper. Two look official and one looks like mail.
>>2103087
>one looks like mail.
"Dear Todd, I'm pregnant. Love, Lynn."
>>2103113
No Idiot!
Lynette would put more heart into writing <3
(Also, we haven't talked to her in a long time. Man, we're assholes, neglecting best girl like that.)
>>2103123
CYOA never gives us the opportunity to send her messages or call her...
>>2102907
>fremdschäming
I'm sorry, what?
>>2103166
You know how schaudenfreude is taking pleasure in the pain of others? Fremdschamen is a form of empathy, where you feel the pain of the person you're watching. You actively get uncomfortable when somebody is in an embarassing situation, even if it's not you.
>>2103166
I thought that would be an established english term, like Doppelgänger or kindergarten.
Fremdschämen:
"A German term which describes the process of being vicariously embarrassed by someone else. For example when somebody's concept for a great party gag goes terrible wrong and you watch him fail in the middle of all of his friends."
>>2103194
I've never once heard that term, and the Midwest is known for having a higher number of German immigrants than the rest of the US. In fact almost everyone in the town I'm from is of German heritage.
>>2103087
get a glass of water before looking at the letters.
I want to be prepared should we need to eat some of it it.
>>2103087
One paper is labeled 'From the desk of General Ironwood'
Detailed is a copy of your recommendation letter for Operator status.
The second paper is apparently an approval of that status from Atlas proper.
Cool.
The third paper is a letter with no return address.
Hastily scribbled on it is 'You should be dead!'
Not uhh... As cool.
[] Ask if anyone saw who brought in the letter
[] Ignore it. Haters gonna hate.
>>2103381
>[] Ask if anyone saw who brought in the letter
>>2103381
[x] Ask if anyone saw who brought in the letter
>>2103381
Who cares what some lesser being thinks we should be? Ignore it.
>>2103123
Well. she was probably our next of kin, so they probably told her we were dead when we went MIA
>>2103381
>[] Ask if anyone saw who brought in the letter
Just so we know who to watch out for, in case they try to actually do it. They're not entirely wrong though. Our Plot Armor was juuust thick enough.
>>2103381
>[] Ask if anyone saw who brought in the letter
>Ask Penny if she can tap into Atlas security footage of the base
If those things get us nowhere:
>Take Mel outside and ask if she can trace the scent of the Paper (I don't wanna ask her inside the barracks because racists)
>>2103381
"Does anyone know who might have sent in this letter?"
A few people look up, but you just get shrugs.
[Penny, could you see if there is any security footage from the mailroom?]
[Sure.] Penny doesn't speak aloud with so many people in the room.
[Here is the last twenty four hours.] Penny brings up a video feet in your HUD
[Freeform: What do with the footage?]
>>2103616
See if we can find the letter in the footage
So Shopping list of things we need to talk to Izzy about
1) Required reading assignment (Even though almost dying and going MIA is a pretty good excuse)
2) What we did, today, hanging with Chloe, making bets with Chloe, not making certain bets with Chloe, etc.
3) Grill her about the bet she made with Chloe
4) Give her shit and joke about the whole "But your own partner does not think you are above your base instincts at all times.". Like, really Izzy, we are a goddamn gentleman
>>2103616
Watch the footage.
>>2103616
Have Penny scan the footage for our letter. I'm sure she could do it in minutes, while we'd have to watch the entire 24 hours at a slow enough pace to have to inspect each letter. It'd take days.
>>2103662
Start from the moment we left the room.
>>2103616
let Penny skim through it, looking for any activity close to our bed
Ideally, we should find one to three events (depending on whether all letters were brought by the same person, or any letter by a different one)
Then manually look at those pieces, and, if possible and/or necessary, shoot the one brining the "Dead" Note (HAH) through a face recognition
>>2103632
1) Yes
2) Yes
3) No (danger of revealing we watched the footage too high)
4) Fukken Yes.
>>2103680
>>2103684
>security footage from the mailroom
You guys. It's not from the barracks. We can't just fast forward through until we find people at Todd's bed. It's basically the base post office we're looking at. There's a fuckhuge number of people that could use it on a given day, not just 1-3 people.
>>2103736
Alright, overread that.
Then:
Map the postal system with the footage. The system should tell us when the letters adressed to Todd were handled, and then we can narrow down the time of the footage.
Alrighty, I'm actually gonna try to sleep today proper.
Aiming for a full 6:30 of sleep.
>>2103877
damn.
good night
>>2103877
Goodnight, CYOAnon.
Dryyyyyy sweety ~ ?
>>2104014
He said he had a lot of work to do.
Or maybe he just hates us now.
Doubt he'll save us, either way.
>>2104055
Well I wanted to ask him if he was done. I don't know how long "a lot of work" lastes.
>>2103716
But Chloe told us about the bet before we even watched the footage
Hey, anyone gotany of those those greentext smut screen cap stories from when the general went fucking wild with bug fetish stuff a couple months back? It was around the time Cinder did the thing with the grimm bug to steal the fall maiden's powers.
>>2104014
>>2104080
Can't now, on mobile. 4 hours left.
Then sleepies.
But before I go, what's the best looking way to wear a sash out of these 3 options (pic related)?
>>2104055
I don't hate you guys.
Well maybe a little.
>>2104160
I've always been a fan of 2 but 3 is still good.
>>2104160
1 looks the best imho
>>2104160
So...when do we get to ask Alban out?
Where would we even take him? We know shitall about Vale.
Answer as soon as you wake up pls.
And the rest of you too pls help.
>>2104338
>ASAP
>the Restaurant where we at with Morrie (because we at least know the place)
Is anyone still here?
>>2106106
Hola
>>2106106
I'm always here for you anon
>>2106248
That doujin was really hot
>>2099689
Will we ever find out if her panties match her hair and eyes?
>>2107166
Stop activating Oversoul so casually Todd, it will lose its cool.
>>2107344
Don't get your panties in a twist anon
>>2107344
I think CYOA doesn't mind since he let the trigger be panties
>>2107947
I think the trigger can be anything, and it just influences your state of mind.
>>2107977
Well we did call it "panty trance" last time..
>>2108124
CYOA called it that.
>>2108140
Todd did, that was what I meant.
>>2108155
Todd is a funny guy.
And a fanny man.
>>2108389
British "fanny" or American "fanny"?
>>2108410
Both?
>>2108413
fair enough
Hm. Could Todd get straddled by a girl (like you might squeeze a swimming noodle between your legs) and lift her up?
We're in Remnant, I wouldn't say that is impossible...
>>2108419
He might with a lightweight baby, but could he do so with a high-test gal like Lyn or Mari?
>>2108454
>He might with a lightweight baby
Ciel or Deery?
>but could he do so with a high-test gal like Lyn
Lynette almost killed us just during normal cowgirl.
>>2108465
>Ciel or Deery?
Or Izzy ~
"Hey Izzy, I want to train a bit to give Jill a special surprise. You want to help me become stronger and give Jill a wipe?"
"HELL YEAH Todd! What did you ahve in mind?"
>Todd's face then
>>2108492
I never doubted that.
I assume her supreme cheeks can bite the TC off if she'd want to
CYOAnon, CYOAnon, how and where are you?
Can someone give me a link or a cap for JillQuest
The thread on /RWBY/ is missing some posts and I don't know where those get archived
>>2108728
https://archive.is/qZlrk
i got you senpai
>>2108754
Thanks!
>>2108721
I am angry. Angry about elves.
Also I'm going towards Concord California, I don't know why you want to know that.
>>2109089
About elves? W-why?
I just meant "driving" or "at a stop". But you just answered that anyways
fun times...
>>2109405
;^)
>>2109405
We should start to sext with Ciel.
She says "I can't come, I'm in an interrogation"
and then we text her
"It's alright, but don't imagine what I'll have to do without you, or you could get nervous and fidgety ~
Hear me?
Don't imagine how I'll have to stroke my cock..
Don't imagine that I might steal something from your wardrobe to help me..
And do not imagine me resisting the urge to moan your name when I blow my load!
Love ya too ~"
>>2109596
>"Love ya too ~"
I wouldn't if I were you.
>>2109709
Ciel is my waifu, so I would.
>>2109709
This, we already saw what happened when we indirectly implied we might love her. Telling her would lock the Ciel route either on or off, depening on if we mean it.
>>2109726
Gaaay.
>>2109726
Try not to think about how she probably got rekt by the end of volume 3.
>>2109845
m8 most of Atlas' forces got rekt. What if she was on Roman and Neo's party barge when it went down?
>>2109845
The ____? What?
>>2109845
She didn't even know shit about what was going on, she was probably just an intern
>>2109726
Ciel is cute in canon, but Izzy is CYOA bestgirl.
>>2109920
Do you have that Thatch drawing with Ciel's thighs?
>>2109106
Do I need a reason to hate those knife-eared pieces of shit?
I'm at a truck stop for about an hour or so. My second stop wants it at 1400 and didn't want it early.
Gonna figure out where to set down after that though.
>>2109845
We don't know her strenghts. She was probably on the tournament to fill in Penny's team not to fight
>>2109596
I'd rather get in touch with Lynette, she's a higher priority.
>>2109924
I thought I did, but I guess I don't. I have this, though.
>>2109929
I...well...no, but...they're cute and...fuck. There's no reason not to hate them.
>I'm at a truck stop for about an hour or so.
Sooooo...~ ?
>>2109845
Calling her Penny's handler doesn't mean much when we only saw her with Penny once. Evidently she's not even required to do anything but show up and fill space for the fight.
>>2109929
>Do I need a reason to hate those knife-eared pieces of shit?
My nigga
>>2109929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
>>2110050
Elves a shit
>>2109961
So maybe this evening, you slut.
>>2110023
Laughing or in pain?
>>2110071
>insulting me as a slut
I know you're not doing this on purpose, but you have a creepy talent to press all my right buttons, like someone in a space shuttle who actually knows his shit.
>>2110098
>Not calling you a slut on purpose
Incorrect!
>>2110071
Wait, when`s evening?
Timezone or current time 4u?
>>2110188
With "you're not doing this on purpose" I didn't mean calling me a slut, but calling me a slut to arouse me.
U-Unless you meant that too senpai...~
>>2110215
PST and 11:30
Delivery is at 14:00 and hopeful stop is about 50 miles down the road from there.
Then I have to make another delivery at 08:00 the following day. Which means between 2 and 8 hours of adventure time starting between 16:00 and 18:00.
>>2110224
Who'd want to arouse a naughty little bitch like you?
>>2110245
Which means I still have time to make this.
Anyone wanna resume Ichtyquest?
I`ll be go gone in about an hour and a half.
>>2110245
Though given 1600-1800, I may not find parking because Cali a shit. But if that happens, I'll let ya know.
>>2110257
Yes please.
We wanted to ask CINT if we can call her Cindy sometime soon.
>>2110272
###
Previously on MariQuest
> DECIDED TO TRY TO BULLY THE BULLIES
> ANOTHER ACID TRIP AT DOC'S PLACE
> CUT SOME SHIT UP AS ICHTIYAAR.
And now, back t oour regularly scheduled program.
###
You are Ichtiyaar. A Huntsman on a mission to find out how Faunus are being smuggled off of Menagerie and into the Four Kingdoms.
And you've just killed what you assumed to be the mechanic in a garage of the outpost you're at.
You're about to sneak out to go to what the map you've discovered calls the "Exhange Point".
You can only assume it's important, seeing as both parts of the name are capitalized.
You open the door, only to be met with one of the Faunus.
??? : Hey, sorry I'm late, you can - uh...
Well shit. Looks like you'll have to kill this one too.
No problem, one swing and...
[CINT] : No, wait!
Fuck. His head rolls out the door.
And now all the troops outside are looking at it.
Now they're looking at you.
Back to the head.
Now back to you.
How do you go about killing them? You can't just leave as they might alert the others.
A. Use [SLICE AND DICE] to attack.
B. Use your weapon's ranged form.
C. Use [ACID VEIL] to defend while you attack them.
D. Use [ACID RAIN] to attack.
E. Use [VITRIOLAGE] to attack.
F. Use [QUENCHED BLADES] to attack.
>>2110303
Itchy what happened to "always a professional"?
Jesus.
>>2110303
>A. Use [SLICE AND DICE] to attack.
I really want to see ranged form or acid rain, but the gunshots/screams could just alert more that aren't in this specific area, and then we may as well just send in the Atlas military, because everyone will know we're here.
>>2110303
Oh right, I forgot the guys were trying to compensate for the lack of killing in the other CYOAs....
Well shit.
Uhm, I could need an explanation on the attacks.
Without it, if I had to go by my guts, I'd say:
F>C>A>E>D>B
Why is Ironwood so based?
>>2110391
Uncle Dad is why.
Also he probably understands a lot of hunters don't have a proper father figure, so he does what he can.
>>2110303
C>F>D>E>B>A
>>2110404
I wish Ironwood were my duncle.
>>2110303
###
Diceroll says A
###
Well damn, guess you'll just have to do this the old fashionned way.
You take out Sirocco and Khamsin.
You lunge forward as you hear bullets go past you.
The first enemy goes down swiftly, as another tries to stab you with a knife, you use his commrade's corpse to block. The knife is stuck, and now you cut clean through both of them.
You take another lunge and cleave apart another soldier.
Without breaking stride, you jump over to the one behind him and slice him in half.
Just as you think you're done, one of them tries to run away.
Oh no you don't.
You hook one of the barrels lying around at toss it aat him, causing him to fall.
Now just wakling over to him and-
Hey. This guy look a little young to be a soldier.
No older than fifteen, by the looks of it.
You have permission to kill anyone who uses or attempts to use lethal force. And you can't risk letting him go.
A. Just put him out of his misery.
B. Maim him such that he can't be used to identify you.
>>2110459
>A. Just put him out of his misery.
A good Faunus is a dead Faunus.
Or a female.
He is neither, but we can fix one of those.
>>2109920
>Izzy is CYOA bestgirl
>>2110459
A
It's the merciful way.
He would be killed by his superiors either way
>>2110484
>thinking otherwise
>>2110459
Well, you figure it's best to just kill him.
You make it swoft, beheading him with Khamsin.
CINT : You gonna be alright, Icthiyaar?
Ichtiyaar : Hmm? Of course I am. They barely even scratched me.
CINT : Not what I meant, but I'm glad to see you're doind fine.
Ichtiyaar : He's old enough to take a life, he's old enough to have it taken.
CINT : Not judging you on it, it had to be done. Just get rid of the bodies.
You do so. It takes about ten minutes in all.
What do now?
A. Head to the Exchange Point on foot.
B. Head to the Exchange point via AATV.
C. Check one of the shacks. They might have something better than Schneekers.
>>2110484
Who else?
Lynette or Ciel?
>>2109920
I'm a little partial to The Doc personally; not least because of her support for the harem route.
>>2110568
C>B>A
Ask CINT
"You okay too? You have to see this, after all."
>>2110568
>C. Check one of the shacks. They might have something better than Schneekers.
Or yea know, intel or whatever.
Oh, yea
C>B>A
>>2110543
>>2110559
>>2110570
Both are candidates
>>2110604
One's just a home wrecking whore, and the other has just as many problems as Izzy, just not the same problems.
CYOAnon actually made me like Ciel, but I still see her as second to Izzy.
>>2110640
>a home wrecking whore,
*a rape victim
>>2110660
Jill's dad dindu nuffin. Dad of the year, all years.
>>2110660
>implying
>>2110568
C>B>A
>>2110568
Ichtiyaar : So,you okay too? You have to see this, after all.
CINT : It's fine. There's nothing I haven;t already seen on this job.
Ichtiyaar : Really?
CINT : Yeah. Don't ask.
You figure you should see if they have anything else around here.
You head into one of the shacks, and find that it's an armory.
There's just some rifles here. And you have all the Dust you can carry.
The other one looks to be the barracks.
There's just a few bunk beds here.
Might have something hidden here though.
CINT : I can see what you see, so I'll help you search for anything.
Ichtiyaar : Thanks.
Anything you want to ask CINT as you search?
>>2110703
"Mind if I call you Cindy?"
>>2110584
Speaking of, we need a shopping list of who we should try to hook up with Valentine's "product"
Ciel and Lynette are givens, we can't always be there to give them the loving they need
Gotta send one to the BTCH dorm. Mostly to mess with Jill, but Mel will probably sneak away with it on occasion and Tangerine can use it for reference for her ToddXIronwood fics
We can send Deery an empty box with a note "This box SHOULD have my dick in it, but it looks like it's completely empty. I guess you two have that in common"
>>2110818
>"This box SHOULD have my dick in it, but it looks like it's completely empty. I guess you two have that in common"
SHOTS FIRED
Also:
>Izzy
Anonymously, of course
And I have the idea to just put our number on one and then place it somewhere in Beacon
>>2110851
>anonymously
Do you really think Izzy would recognize Lil' Todd?
I love how the discussion's majority is still about TQ even though Dry is currently doing his quest
>>2110887
Well, she has showered with him.
>>2110893
Anon, Dildos are important.
>>2110906
I know, I'm stupid a meant to say "wouldn't"
>>2110887
I want her to wonder who might've gifted it to her. Not whose cock it is.
>>2110893
This discussion is about the TC
We can talk about the IC or the MC too if you want, but they're just less exciting than Todd's Pharos of Alexandria.
Also, I asked CINT the question I want to ask right now. I don't think anything personal or more in depth would be appropriate right now, after we just killed a child and are rummaging through dead men's stuff.
>>2110703
Ichtiyaar : Hey, you mind if I call you Cindy?
CINT : What? I mean sure. Only if i get to call you Itchy.
Ichtiyaar : You already did before, but alright.
CINT : When did I- Oh right.
Ichtiyaar : Yeah. Back when I first Introduced you to my supreme music tastes. Feels like it only hapenned yesterday.
CINT : That's because it did. Literally.
Some time passes as you keep searching.
But to no avail.
You figure you've gotta leave by AATV now.
A. Make reference to a song title as you get ready.
B. Just drive off.
>>2110930
Just feel bad for Dryden but less so because he's a drunken bastard
>>2110948
Not drunk, but I'd rather be.
>>2110930
>I want her to wonder who might've gifted it to her.
>Hmm, someone has sent me an exact replica of Todd's dick...
>I bet Jill is behind this
>>2110963
It's perfect.
Either she really wonders about but she ignored it, or she knows we gifted it to her and she ignores it.
In any other case, she will come talk to us.
"Todd, did I get this thing from you?"
"Why would you think I did, Izzy?"
"Because it's your cock, idiot!"
>"Oh, I didn't know you memorized how it looked, I feel flattered ~"
>>2110937
B>A
>>2110937
Danger zone
>>2109089
Ayyy, that's almost my neck of the woods. If you ever come down to LA, I'll buy you a drink
and then have you make Ciel the /only/ route
>>2110937
>A
I want to unlock those songs at the end of the chapter
>>2109929
CYOAnon confirmed for pic related?
>>2111046
>I'll buy you a drink
and then have you make Ciel the /only/ route
Cute invitation for an evening at the bar or creepy threat of drugging, abduction and torture?
Vote now on your phones.
Alright, Guess I'll just end it all here.
>>2110937
Ichtiyaar : Hey Cindy, this place I'm going to is even deeper into enemy territory, right?
CINT : Yes.
Ichtiyaar : And oo you could say that it's dangerous...
CINT : Yes...
Ichtiyaar : And that that place could be defined as a zone...
CINT : YES! What is your poi-
She realizes it.
CINT : Oh goddammit.
As you rev up the AATV, you turn up the music to maximum.
Ichtiyaar : HIIWAYYYY TO THA DANGAAH ZOOOOONE.
Chapter S2 -Danger Zone - COMPLETE!
SONGS UNLOCKED :
Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E
Earth Wind and Fire- Shining Star https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwc0AW67CmA
###
alright later
###
>>2111096
AAAARCHEEEEEEEERRRRRR
Bye, Dry.
>>2111096
>Cindy's face when she realized it
>>2111096
Yeah I guess that's it.
Hope you guys do well for yourselves.
>>2111096
DAINJAH ZONE
>>2111096
Bye ~
(remember - no drinking on your own, yeah? please.)
>>2111144
"That's it for today"
"That's it for MariQuest"
"That's it for CYOAs and me"
or
"That's it for me"
?
>>2111144
Dry "That's it" den
Oh yeah, so do you guys want the notes for where I was planning on going with the CYOA?
It'll take me a bit to get it all ready. Maybe about 2 or 3 days.
Please say no.
>>2111655
I'm very Sorry Dr. Yden.
>Yes, do want that
(Take as long as you need though, I won't run away.)
>>2111655
You do you, boo
>>2111655
I'd say yes, but I'd rather you just run the damn CYOA.
>>2111655
Why bother starting shit if you can't even finish it
>>2112060
Said no one ever who created anything, because then no one ever would've created anything.
>>2111046
I don't drink and come at me scrub I'm jacked.
>>2112953
how can you find time to become jacked between breaking hearts and driving?
>>2113058
I-it was standard internet tough guy response, anon...
Pls...
>>2112953
FFMI? (alternatively weight and %body fat)
1RMs?
I need E-stats, now.
>>2113058
>>2113084
stop bullying poor CYOAnon
>>2113105
No!
My favorite CYOA just got canned, I have to vent on someone.
And if it can't be Dryden, it has to be his evil clone.
>>2113140
...If anybody's an evil clone here it's Dryden, since he started his second.
>>2113140
>vent on Dryden
Y-you always say you don't like shipping, yet you say stuff like that.
We're going to need a safeword for this ~
>>2113168
>second
Second what?
>>2113140
Eh. I'm okay with this.
So I've gotta go purchase a wifi thing, then I'll be back and run stuff for like 10 minutes, get sleepy, take a 2 hour nap, come back and run stuff for four more hours, complain about being sleepy still, then go back to bed.
>>2113168
Nah, I meant the person.
And obviously Dry can't be the evil clone, he hasn't made me suffer.
Until now.
>>2113192
Neat. I'd appreciate it if you could put the four hours before the nap, and the 10 minutes after it, but what do I know?
>>2113209
Fucking nothing. You don't even know who the other person from Earth is.
>>2113223
FUCK YOU.
I VOTED FOR FUCKING PEEKING IN THE SHOWER.
>>2111655
Yeah right.
You said the same thing a dozen times already : Oh btw I'm leaving for good.
And yet you kept coming back to RWBYg.
And you still finished the Ichty chapter.
You'll be back.
I know you'll be back.
>>2113223
>implying
I voted to peek, fuck this gay earth and everybody trying to turn Todd into that limpdick Jasper.
>>2113322
HEY!
Jasper almost got some action with Keppel!
>>2113333
>almost got some
>with multiple opportunities and at least one girl literally throwing herself on top of him
limp
dick
>>2113341
It's almost as if the goal is not to have sex with someone
>>2113341
Waifu Wars mate.
Jasper was waiting for the one.
We think Jasper found the one.
Something is going to happen soon.
>>2113351
heretical
>>2113333
Quads confirm Keppel is hot piece of ass.
>>2113351
And that's fine for Jasperquest, but Todd not peeking on somebody (especially when that somebody is humming along with a song they shouldn't possibly know) is insanely out of character.
>>2113366
Thatch did create JasperQuest as an alternative to ToddQuest as a quest focused less on sexual conquests but more on camaraderie
>>2113411
>OOC
>In ToddQuest
That is expected of CYOAnon.
>>2113414
Then what was MariQuest meant to focus on?
>>2113411
nothing we can do about it now than shower at the same time of the day again and hope she's got a routine
>>2113427
Being a grill?
I dunno ask Dryden
>>2113427
Bird.
>>2113414
Thatch also expected us to diddle the other characters
>>2113443
Avian cloaca
>>2113454
When?
>>2113443
YFW CYOA actually was lying about time travel.
>The girl humming the song is Todd's daughter
>>2113496
>yfw she ends up being her own mother
>>2113496
>tfw I want to bang her even more now
>>2113506
>It gives her a severe case of autism
Chloe confirmed time travel selfmom.
>>2113506
>tfw she's Junior
>>2113531
Beardmom?
>>2113535
it's a reference to a neat time travelling short story, '—All You Zombies—'
>>2113411
Todd respects boundaries even while crushing puss. We could've just spoken up and tried to talk to her though.
>>2113643
>Without your dick what are you?
>>2113684
>"Still prettier than you."
>>2113684
Probably unbalanced
>>2113684
About 15 pounds lighter
>>2113684
Valentine can just make us a new one
>>2113741
Dick size < Cum volume
>>2113792
>Babydick but pumps out a literal bucket
I don't think that guy's getting more than the 1'2" penis guy.
So I dunno what I'm gonna do with it, but some guy got too much cherry Garcia in his shipment. I had the ice chest empty so figured what the hell.
>>2110818
Need to make sure the BTCH one is banana yellow. Even though Chloe probably wouldn't recognize, nor even understand the concept of, a sex toy. She's still gonna get a big banana.
>>2113993
You're going to eat it, that's what.
Not all at once, though.
>>2113993
Do you ever ship protein powder? Specifically anything with a purity of 90% and above?
Pls senpai tell me.
>>2114007
Really? I figure I'll get a fishing pole and catch me some basic white wimminz.
>>2114068
Probably. I haven't yet and the ice cream wasn't my shipment.
Mine is IKEA furniture.
>>2114088
Also pure whey or pure creatine?
>>2114088
Why would you want to? Most of them are too small and need to be thrown back, and they aren't even good eatin'
>>2114094
Ah, cheap Swedish crap.
Sorry, TQ shortly. Busy being basic white bitch.
>>2114434
RT general: CYOA and his food.
>>2114506
>painful and fluffy
Anon, if things go bad for Todd tonight, I'm blaming you.
>>2114541
>deleted
I missed it! Fuck!
>>2114553
Hmm? What's the happs in JQ?
>>2114553
But anon... I don't make the choices... You do.
>>2114571
Heartbreak.
Heartbreak of the cutest little fucking cottonball you could imagine.
And of course ours.
If we're unlucky, our hearts gets double-broken because of rejection.
Just a giant clusterfuck of "not choosing the harem route"
>>2114600
worst typo of my life.
and I wrote a girl once "I hope my cocking will taste good!"
>>2114600
Now it's on YOU if something bad happens
>>2114641
Spiderbutt a ok
Dullahan superior
>>2114603
>mfw even Soap, our bro, is getting his heart broken.
Vale was a mistake
>>2114662
Anon, please.
Your decisions are headless.
>>2114656
You act like I even care.
JQ curbstomped me and MQ cancelled.
Todd can watch all the girls get raped while he bleeds out from the hole where his dick was ripped out of for all I care.
>>2114685
Be careful what you wish for.
>>2114685
Sounds good to me. TQ incoming.
>>2114685
Anon pls
>>2114716
Oh no.
>>2114685
Then don't vote, because all you'll do is ruin it for the rest of us.
I can't find my spoon. Truly this is a fate worse than Hitler.
late to the party what CYOA got cancelled and why?
>>2114826
but autobahns are nice
>>2114840
ToddQuest because CYOAnon is a drunk.
>>2114840
MariQuest, because Dryden lost interest in it
>>2114840
Mari, because Dryden put on Junketsu and lost his way.
>>2114840
I cancelled Biggrill.
The reason is thus :
Have you ever jerked off to something, and only after you were done did you realize just how disgusting the porn was?
About the same hapenned to me when I looked back at the fact that I was making Biggrill.
>>2114932
>Have you ever jerked off to something, and only after you were done did you realize just how disgusting the porn was?
N-no?!
>>2114932
alright that seems fair, wouldn't want to force yourself to finish something you didn't like.
>>2103616
[Is there any way for you to pick out this letter in particular?] You hold it up in front of yourself, folding it and rotating it around for Penny to get a good look at it.
[I can try, but a lot of mail looks like that.]
[Thanks.]
Looking at the clock, you realize you might be able to catch that girl who was humming along with your song the other day.
[] Go take a shower
[] You got one after working out. Just shoot the shit with folks in the barracks.
>>2115005
It's not so much that I didn't like what I was writing so much as the context in which it's written
>>2115019
>[] Go take a shower
Now or never ladies
>>2115019
[x] Go take a shower.
We'll find you, mystery girl.
>>2115019
>[] Go take a shower
>>2115019
>[] Go take a shower
I'm not going to turn this girl into the second coming of Pi.
>>2115019
[] Go take a shower
Any chance to break free of the shackles of clothes is worth it.
Also, we need to thank Penny more often, and do something nice for her.
>>2115061
>Not wanting to draw it out to see how far CYOA will go.
I think we gave into Pi too easily
>>2115066
"Penny, what would you like me to do for you? As a thank you?"
Her avatar just blushes lightly, then more intense, is completely red and then vanishes
"Penny, where is your avatar?"
"Infrared..."
>>2115091
Has someone capped the post about how we get old with Pi with constantly ignoring her?
>>2115093
As a Pennyfag, I support this course of action.
>>2115023
You can stop now.
>>2115023
Dry, just solve your problems instead of running away.
>>2115019
You quickly realize your new armor was designed to come off and go on quickly. The armor plating splits as does the undersuit at the back. You peel yourself out of it, folding it and setting it aside as you start your shower.
[] Sing a song
[] Wait a few minutes to see if someone comes in then get your voyeur on.
>>2115394
>[] Sing a song
500 miles again
>>2115394
Sing dammit.
>>2115394
>[] Wait a few minutes to see if someone comes in then get your voyeur on.
I'm guessing the showers were off if this was an option, so no point starting our duet as a solo act.
>>2115394
[] Sing
Do that Mumford & Sons one about the lion, it's baller.
>>2115394
[x] Wait a few minutes
>>2115394
>[] Sing a song
There it is guys.
Strap in, come to me, we make an anti-heartbreak-cuddlepile.
>>2115613
What for?
>>2115632
Jasper made Snails sad.
I want my spoon god damnit.
>>2115394
You decide to sing the greatest shower song ever made.
"Ow~!"
"MMmmmhyea"
"I used to think maybe you loved me~ Now, baby, I'm suuuuure~"
You continue for good while, getting your scrub on in tune with the beat in your heart.
"I'm walkin' on sunshiiiiine~ Woaaaaaaaah!"
You gargle some shower water for the next part.
While you gargle, you hear another shower head turn on.
[] Wait to hear if they hum along
[] Get your peep on, son.
>>2115716
>[] Wait to hear if they hum along
We wouldn't want another pretty girl distract us from our holy mission
>>2115716
>[x] Wait to hear if they hum along
>>2115716
[x] Get your peep on, son.
>>2115716
[x] Wait to hear if they hum along
>>2115716
Wait a little.
>>2115659
>MQ (likely) canceled.
>Snails devastated
Pls.
Why must you do this.
>>2115716
>[] Wait to hear if they hum along
Gotta make sure it's the right girl and not Turq.
CYOAnon, need to ask a question:
When will this suffering end?
>>2115716
You pick back up after you spit the water.
Nothing, not immediately anyway.
After a chorus, you hear a female hum coming along with your singing. It's from the stall next to yours even!
[] That's it! Hop the wall!
[] Finish and dress, wait out of the stall
[] Try to get a peek from under the dividing wall.
>>2115837
[x] finish and dress
>>2115837
[] Try to strike up a conversation
>>2115837
"Say, the sound quality is a bit shitty with a wall between us. Mind if I come over?"
>>2115837
[x] Try to get a peek from under the dividing wall.
>>2115837
CYOAnon, do we know the girl?
What I'm getting is: Could we bet who it is?
>>2115918
...Ohohoho~
The elder shopkeep skids from the background, smashing a massive table in front of you.
"What'll ya bet?"
5SP Minimum
20SP Maximum
>>2115911
Then get it straight, goddamn.
One minute you cancel it, the next you don't.
Not that I'm not glad, it's just that you're really fucking with me, man.
>>2115950
Alright, Team, let's check the facts and think about this.
> Whoever it is: She has to shower at the barracks.
CYOAnon said Chloe "shares our condition" - that's a pretty good hint I'd say.
What else do we have to go by?
>>2115950
Just putting it out there, we have 37 SP.
This is not a bet.
I'd rather not risk them, since we have no real identifying information on this girl.
>>2115957
That's just Dryden for you
>>2115950
[(CURRENT SP)/(5)] OR 5 SP
Whichever is higher.
Oh, and for the diviaion, leave out the remainder. Just truncate it.
>>2115837
[] Finish and dress, wait out of the stall
>>2116046
I'd say Tangerine. She's the one BTCH we haven't really met, and I feel like Todd would be able to recognize the voice of the rest of the girls we know about, but there's also an infinite number of Pi's that we don't know who could also be next to us.
>>2116088
>infinite number of Pi's that we don't know
kek
I think Tangerine's still in Atlas though, with Jill
And I don't think any of the BTCHs could be from earth. They're too strong, and Todd already said he seems to be weaker and slower than Remnant-people.
>>2116117
I thought all of BTCH was here with us?
I don't know if this person's supposed to be the secret Earthling, or if it's just a slight amount of OOC for the sake of fun.
>>2116117
Can we call them Remainders?
Also as an apology for my recent bitching about the CYOA, I'm taking a request related to TQ.
Anything at all.
>>2116151
I assumed only Chloe and Mel are with us.
I'd be ready to accept Cecelia is just super sneaky, but Jill?
Missing up countless opportunities to bully Izzy and Todd?
No fucking way.
>>2116165
What bitching?
>Anything at all.
Izzy with her scar being cute while oversoul-Todd asks for her panties with the Doc in the background, pinching her brow
>>2116165
Chloe and Todd sitting on a bench
>>2116151
Pretty sure it's the secret earthling.
CYOAnon makes a relatively big deal out of anadimensionalisms.
>>2116165
Why not JQ?
>>2116203
Or JQ.
Whatever.
>>2116203
Don't do it, if you'll ask for what I think you'll ask for...
>>2116207
In that case, draw Jasper on top of Smoke during their poke fight, or them spooning while the rest of the team is staring at Jasper.
>>2116165
Chloe "eating" her banana split
>>2116229
I'm uhh...
I'm going to need source material for this...
The caps or archive I mean.
>>2116250
Japser was the little spoon.
>>2116046
I say Chloe.
She "sahres a condition" with us, and during her fight with Cecelia, Cecelia described her as an "amateur" "at first".
>>2116304
shares*
>>2116250
/rwby/res/6242.html#6826
>>2116304
also, Cecelia and Jill both don't think Chloe trained to be a huntress.
I'd say that's enough clues to bet 5 SP on?
As a proposal to the thread, to think about it.
>>2115837
You dress quickly, your uniform heats up and starts to steam, drying your skin. You stand outside of the stall that was beside your own, waiting for your mystery girl.
The door opens. Chloe stares at you.
"...Hello, Todd?"
"Sup."
"...Were... You peeping?"
"I'd be a little more careful if I were."
"...That does not grant me much comfort."
[] Accuse of being a dimension time witch
[] Question about songs
[] Other?
>>2116364
[Multiple Anons Screaming Incoherently about stairs, bro.]
>>2116364
[x] Hum a song
>>2116364
>[x] Question about songs
>>2116364
>[] Question about songs
Let's not go for the jugular just yet.
>>2116364
>[] Question about songs
>>2116364
>[] Question about songs?
>>2116388
Bumfuck, Georgia?
So is this the part where Chloe says she already figured out we were from Earth too way back when she first saw us struggling to learn about Remnant; and she just never told us because she's autistic or something.
>>2116443
"But why didn't you tell me you were from earth?"
"You never asked."
>>2116443
Considering she calls us unreliable to our face, she probably didn't want to risk Todd letting the world know and the two of them end up in jail or an underground lab.
>>2116364
If she's been here since she was a kid she has a really good memory of random songs.
>>2116481
Oh?
Random?
Are you certain of that?
>>2116520
>I forgot to do the third song
So uh... There was supposed to be a point where we sung Wake Me Up by Wham!
>>2116364
"So uh... How do you know that song?"
"The one you were singing?" A nostalgic smile crosses her face. "I didn't know the words... I like the tune a lot though... Why?"
[] It's a song from where I'm from.
[] It's a song from Earth.
[] Just never met anyone else who'd heard them.
>>2116612
[x] It's a song from where I'm from.
>>2116612
>[] Just never met anyone else who'd heard them.
>>2116612
>[] It's a song from where I'm from
"And I didn't think I would ever meet someone who might know it."
>>2116612
>[x] Just never met anyone else who'd heard them.
>>2116520
80s songs?
Is that a "my mother always sang me that" thing?
>>2116612
It's a song where I'm from.
>>2116612
>[] It's a song where I'm from
Darude sandstorm when?
>>2116612
>[] It's a song from Earth.
>>2116564
So is there like a conspiracy among the CYOAfags about the songs?
Is there like a metaboss at the end off all three CYOAs that revolves around music?
>>2116670
YFW the CYOA's are actually Macross.
>>2116670
I hope not, because I only handle enough drama to follow one of them.
>>2116642
I mean... Kinda.
>>2116760
Oh.
Is Chloe's mom from earth, but Chloe was born in Remnant?
>>2116772
Hopefully the father isn't Izzy's dad.
>>2116797
Or Izzy's dad is from earth. Maybe he even is older-Todd.
He surely has the same taste in women and a distinct relationship with Peng.
>>2116612
"It's a song from where I'm from is all."
Chloe rapidly closes on you. "Where are you from!?"
You don't think you've ever seen her this excited about anything. "Please..." Her grip on your armor is tight. You almost expect her to bend it, but it manages to maintain.
[] Urf.
[] Patch
[] Menagerie
>>2116879
[x] Urf.
>>2116879
"Where are YOU from?"
>>2116879
[Urf.]
>>2116879
>[] Urf.
>>2116879
>[] Urf.
We might wanna explain this one a liiiitle bit further?
>>2116879
[]Brazistil county, Rhode Island.
Capital being of course Dallas.
>>2116879
>[] Urf.
>>2116879
>[] Urf.
>>2116879
"Well." You look over your shoulder, then make your way to the door to ensure it's closed.
[] Bar it
[] It's fine
>>2117120
>[] Bar it
>>2117120
[x] It's fine.
QUIT FUCKING TEASING IT
>>2117120
>[]It's fine
But let's take our "ID" Chip thing out so Penny doesn't hear
>>2117120
>It's fine
No one in Remnant will understand anyway, and we're behaving pretty eratically.
They'll just go "silly Todd making stuff up again"
And barring it would Freak Chloe out
>>2117156
>Implying Chloe would be worried for her safety with you.
>>2117120
[x] Bar it
>>2117181
Ruler. Already forgot that?
Her eating a banana Made your brain malfunction, huh?
>>2117120
>[] It's fine
>>2117156
This
It's heavy shit, we need Chloe as comfortable as possible
>>2117202
>Implying she's not just making sure you're on your best behavior
>>2117231
Locking someone in a shower with you isn't exactly Best behavior out of the eyes of someone who just was worried of you peeping, and who already thinks you a sexual deviant.
>>2117120
You sigh, tapping P3N1's cube to remove her. "I'm not from Remnant."
"...I see."
"You're not surprised?"
"I mean... I am, but... It sounds right." She slowly releases her hold on you. "I never fit in when I was young."
Welp. Jill and Mel lost their bets.
"Well... I'm sorry to tell you I'm not really here by choice."
"...I might have guessed."
[] This place is better anyway
[] It kinda sucks
###
Also I'm going to sleep, god damn.
>>2117528
>[] This place is better anyway
Goodnight, you beautiful bastard.
>>2117528
[This place is better anyways]
Combat stripping is always better than normal stripping.
>>2117528
[] This place is better
>>2117528
>[] This place is better anyway
>>2117528
>place is better
Good night
>>2117528
It's better here.
###
Goodnight, senpai.
###
This thread has died
What a shame
>>2118703
Sorry anon, but I'm an uninteresting sleepy bastard
>>2117528
> Jill and Mel lost their bets.
What bets?
>>2119699
I believe the implication is that within BTH they made bets on "What the fuck is wrong with Chloe, like, seriously?" And Cecelia was in the "maybe she's from another world/an alien" camp
>>2119699
About where Chloe originated
