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>>1925587
Maria and Harusame
I hate that message.
Link
>>1925587
Kosaki
Ursula Hartmann
Floaty Boaty
Alfred F. Jones
Kaine
Eggman-kun
Lord Beerus
>>1925587
Toriel
>>1925587
Ririchiyo
Meme
Big Hat Logan
Francesca Lucchini
Pantsu
Nymph
OTP
>>1925619
>licks face
Neptune!
Lynette Bishop
>>1925617
>Pet
Izaya Orihara
>>1925587
Spike
>>1925623
No ship!
Natalia Poklonskaya
>>1925598
Banzaiii!
Keemstar
Good morning! Check it!
>>1925634
>kisses
Judy Hopps
>>1925641
Banzaiii!
>>1925628
How sweet.
>Enjoys
>>1925646
Good luck sis!
>>1925642
>Filename related
>>1925646
That will do just fine.
>>1925646
Let the bunny play.
>>1925649
>>1925631
>>1925646
Looks good.
>>1925657
>You linked me so I couldn't help but do it.
>>1925658
What's up Drama Alert Nation, I'm your host, killer Keemstar, let's get roooiiight into the news!
>>1925646
Looks great.
>>1925647
Quit it you stupid little bug.
>>1925663
Oh, whoops..
Mobile is weird and stuff.
>>1925667
Hunger games Drama alert.
I like it.
We start!
>>1925657
You better win Nepgear!
>>1925672
>Defalt here, after taking my leave I am coming back bigger and better, I'm Keemstar now.
>>1925670
But you're so cute
>>1925678
Fucking perfect.
>>1925671
>Yeah I know, It's fine
>>1925673
... I wonder what'll happen if I throw these at a Jew.
>>1925682
So let's get roiiigghhhtttt into the news!
>>1925687
C-child, I do not think that is how you eat candy.
>>1925675
>>1925673
I'm already doing my best!
>>1925686
Happy new years
>>1925687
>licks all over
>>1925688
So whats the first article on the hg drama alert?
>>1925692
Happy new year!
>>1925681
Put a sock in it before I do it for you!
>>1925687
I'm the best artist this place has ever seen. just sit right where you are and give me some time.
>>1925693
Well, nepgear has been called two faced and I don't understand this meme, so, let's bust this one right open.
>>1925670
[licks wings.]
>>1925698
How dirty.. You're such a pervert, Nymphie..
>>1925699
These aren't mine?
>>1925692
I want it to be us in the final two.
>>1925707
That might end in a horrible way though!
>>1925700
Well first you're gonna need to get gear and pac in a skype call together
>>1925699
I was fine ya know. Sure I sink like a rock whenever I get in the water but my oxygen supply lasts for hours at a time.
>>1925702
H-Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing back there!?
>>1925704
Pervert? How so!?
>Grabs a handful of socks
>>1925687
Awaaaaah?
>>1925692
>Have a shitty ms paint
>>1925699
Now ladies pay attention, this is what you two should be doing.
>>1925708
I'll save those two over one person.
>>1925708
Well that was fun...
>>1925708
>drunk cop
>>1925714
I've seen all the dirty stuff you do with those socks..
>>1925709
It's just a game right? I want to 1v1 you!
>>1925708
Sorry fairy.
>>1925719
>
>>1925720
i want to knot that bunny
>>1925719
>meme now has no panties on
It's about time that I return.
>>1925728
So you up for it?
>>1925721
Oh, I get what you're trying to do here. They're dirty in the sense that they've been worn.
>>1925727
>Nick
>>1925728
I didn't know we was playing tag.
>>1925734
Hello!
>>1925737
Heheh, you got me..
>>1925593
>hands ice cream
>>1925747
That was mine!
>>1925720
I give you my spot, and this is what you do with it?
>>1925730
Kek
>>1925751
Stupid idiot.
>throws the socks at you
>>1925744
Hello, phantom.
And how has existence been for you?
>>1925764
>dodges them all
>runs up to you
>kissus
So when will you take my hand in marriage?
>>1925769
You better win Nepgear.
>>1925770
I'm not a ghost, lady.
>>1925734
"Hello there."
>>1925776
Winner next slide!
>>1925777
No. You are a figment of imagination, a dream fragment. Which puts you about on par with one.
Were you given a name?
>>1925778
Hello to you as well. A maid? Hm.
Time for my favourite version of Netflix and chill.
Solo que and hating myself
>>1925780
>inb4 someone who hasn't replied to a slide once wins
>>1925786
I just don't do Solo Queue.
>>1925772
Marriage!? That's never going to happen, you're just some faceless little bug!
>>1925786
>Ranked or normals?
>>1925785
I'm as real as it gets, girlie!
>>1925786
[ganks your lane]
>so no diamond?
>>1925780
And our winner is...
>>1925794
Sure, sure.
I did not get an answer from you.
>>1925797
BANZAI.
>>1925792
I like how you're fine with me kissing you
>does it again
I guess we won't get married then
>>1925800
Congrats, thanks for hosting.
>>1925797
Good game boat girl.
Thanks for hosting, Eila.
>>1925800
So a boat wins. Hmph.
thank you for hosting, anyway.
>>1925797
No fair, Congrats I guess. Thanks for hosting.
>>1925786
Solo queue a fun
>>1925800
Yaaaay! Thanks for giving me people to shoot!
>>1925800
Can you hpst again please?
>>1925797
>>1925800
>>1925810
Congratulations and thank you for hosting! It was an honor to have played in your game!
>>1925810
Thanks for hosting
>>1925810
Tonight was not my lucky night, it seems.
Thank you for hosting, Eila. you did a good job hosting.
>>1925810
Thanks for hosting mate
>>1925801
I'm not okay with it, I was just hung up on your beyond ridiculous idea of me marrying you!
>Pushes you away
>>1925811
I'd have to finish it in 20 minutes.
>>1925798
No, we're getting to the bottom of this, I'm not a ghost lady!
>>1925786
Solo Queue is love, Solo Queue is life.
>>1925810
Thanks for hosting
>>1925819
If you are going to keep going on and on about it then fine. I won't call you a phantom.
>>1925818
I think it's your turn to kiss me this time
>>1925819
Oh. That's alright.
>>1925807
Shut up Dyrus.
I still don't have that 17 boxes of pasta yet
>>1925785
"Yes I am a maid. Is that a bit surprising for you?"
>>1925825
If I was a ghost, could I do this!
>swings the butt of the mg42 at your head
>>1925832
Did the Top Europa guy get his pants?
>>1925832
Nice meme dude, are you like.. a 17 year old boy or something? Need any underwear?
>>1925827
Well you can drop that stupid idea right now because it's never going to happen.
>>1925838
>she moves herself aside rather easily
You're getting awfully defensive about this. Why do you have to be so bothersome about it?
>>1925837
Ah, no. I am familiar with them...I had them around for most of my life. I didn't mean for it to sound condescending.
>>1925843
Can I at least get your steam? I can receive my kiss there instead
>>1925793
Just norms.
I don't ranked since like season four.
But this ezreal is making me consider murder.
>>1925847
Do I look like a ghost?
>>1925810
Thanks for hosting
>>1925854
Don't disgrace yourself with a pose like that.
I already told you, I won't call you one anymore. Now stop with this.
>>1925853
>Do it mate, murder his ass, what you playin by the way?
>>1925858
Pose? Who's posing?
Dubs decide which region i am going to raid in the CK II GoT mod (As the Greyjoys )
>>1925847
"No, it was my mistake for thinking that you meant it in such a manor. I am going to guess that you're a daughter of nobility."
>>1925756
You would have done the same.
>>1925848
You think I would do it just because we're away from prying eyes!? You're crazy!
>http://steamcommunity.com/id/betanymph/
>>1925862
>Casterly Rock.
>>1925867
I'd totally add you just to throw bricks at you.
>>1925866
I can't help but feel like I wouldn't, but I'll take your word for it. You're the cop, after all.
>>1925861
You're really starting to annoy me. That kind of indecency... Hmph.
>>1925864
In a way, yes... I was raised around splendor at least.
I've come to hate it.
>>1925867
But dear the amount of things we've done away from prying eyes is insane.
>>1925871
I'd throw more dicks at you as well.
>>1925841
Says the 18 years old teenager
>>1925870
Again? They are still recovering from the last time i sacked them.
Being independant is awesome.
>>1925860
Blitz.... I mean... Jim, the new champion with a hook
>>1925873
Indecency? What's indecent about me?
>>1925862
WOLFSWOOD
Fuck the Woods.
>>1925874
I'd like that.
>>1925874
Throwing dicks is my thing damn it!
>>1925877
>Nice... I play pretty much only Soraka...
>>1925878
You're doing it on purpose, then...
Fine. My chainsaw will call for your blood too.
>>1925872
Considering i'm the one with a taser, yes.
>>1925876
>Multiplayer GoT game when?
>>1925874
>>1925871
Both of you can stop talking now.
>>1925883
W-what? W-what are you doing?
>>1925886
Never, because that shit is bugged as fuck.
>>1925884
Would that even work on me? Dragon scales are pretty tough.
>>1925875
S-So what?
>>1925882
I'm facing a soraka right now.
The ezreal likes standing in their q...
>>1925889
What I mean to really say to you, human, is that you will be my number-one target next game. So remember that.
>>1925882
I started it fuck you, literally and figuratively.
>>1925887
If there was spoiler text on /trash/ I'd admit to lots of your perversions, too bad I won't. Just as long as everyone knows you are my toy.
>>1925888
Oh rip, don't let someone else throw bricks, thats your thing!
>>1925901
What'd I do, human?
>>1925896
>Alright he needs to dodge them since no matter what it's a slow, and if a Soraka heals someone while they have the passive from landing a Q the heals are insane.
>>1925902
Bitch I did it when Deebo was here brick posting.
>>1925902
But throwing bricks is my gift to HG.
It wouldn't be right for me to stop them.
>>1925893
I'm sure they conduct electricity just fine.
>>1925873
"Why do you hate it?"
>>1925790
You know what you should do?
Join my new club.
I've already been called a racist for it twice.
>>1925894
Fucking 18 year old fagit.
:^)
>>1925906
Nope.
He's just gotta tank it. R-Right?
>>1925912
I-I'll trust your judgement on that, Officer. Sorry for giving you a faulty spot, Officer.
>>1925905
Don't call me that. I am Urotsuki, not just any human.
You know full well what you did. I shouldn't have to explain. I will focus on you as my main target.
>>1925913
It is part of the reason I never see my parents anymore. One of the reasons I am trapped in my room. I only find comfort in one thing: The dream, and this game inside of it.
>>1925916
What new club?
>>1925916
>If that Raka has any sense of how to play her, you're screwed so target that bitch out right and don't let her heal, or at least drop her so low that she can no longer provide the heals.
>>1925918
But I don't know what you're talking about, human! All I did was pose a question!
>>1925910
>>1925915
Well calm down over there. I'm not that bully yet, I just wanted to fun post and play games while drinking alcohol.
>>1925908
You are too nice, I'd never let people steal my stuff.
>>1925906
>Thinking I know Deebo or any of your /hg/ terms
I've been using it since /b/ is all I can say when none of us were on /trash/
>>1925919
They added clubs with clan tags and shit.
I made the club "The Klu Klux Klan"
>>1925925
Fuck.... And Deebo (Link) started the >Throws Brick
>>1925922
I just pulled things and won.
Full ap blitz is fun.
Caused the top and jungle to rage quit and then they had no choice but to ff at 20
>>1925925
>while drinking alcohol
Oh, I get it now.
>>1925923
I told you, my name is Urotsuki, and I don't know yours.
You insist on bothering me so much, and then you pose in such provocative ways. Do you have no shame?
>>1925926
Launching LoL now.
>>1925929
Deebo was the greatest thing to have ever happened. Everytime i throw a brick, i pay tribute to the true god of the games.
>LoL
KeKing at your life.
>>1925916
1v1 me, Nootie
I'll show you some real mechs
>>1925930
>Nice, just got to love his scalings.
>>1925937
>Yes, yes he was RIP Deebo the lord of bricks.
>>1925939
>Implying I don't play other moba's, mmo's and other assorted games.
>>1925939
>Gay as fuck elf that got cucked twice
>>1925933
I am Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen, a witch of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing!
...
Really? Posing? That's it?
>>1925940
You on oce fagit?
>>1925939
Dota was too hard
>>1925918
"That sounds rough. You know one day you'll have to wake up from this dream."
>>1925947
If you got so many bricks then how about you build me a cozy home
>>1925949
>Dota was too hard
It's hard for my pc to run but the game itself is only moderate difficulty at best.
>>1925932
Get what? ITS SAINT PATTIES DAY
Means time to drink, still if I do admit anything about Nymph it will be 100% the truth.
>>1925929
Awww okay, but yeah I've used throw dicks since the IRC for ERP. So way before you then, get on my level you casual.
>>1925947
That's a waste of bricks, the 3 little pigs strongest house was made of bricks! You are wasting strong house.
>>1925948
Since you have provoked me so much, I will at least give you the honor of remembering that name. Very well, Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen, witch of the 501st Joint Fighter Wing.
In that attire, it is more indecent. Do you not see it?
>>1925955
I threw dicks at random links so I ended up in quite a few threads, including an ass post in erp.
>>1925902
Who invited the mime?
>>1925954
I'm only saying that because my summoner name awhile ago was "DotaWas2Hard" Or something like that.
So many people got mad.
>>1925951
You respond so casually to my situation...I like that.
I understand I cannot dream forever... But I'll stay here as long as I can. The real world is crueler than this place, and at least here I can kill as much as I want.
You are an interesting phantom.
>>1925959
This is just my normal attire! It isn't any more bad than if I did it in a giant coat!
>>1925964
Fokin noice
Don't question my English I'm not giving a single fuck about it so I won't be answering.
>>1925949
Kek, fuck no
I'm an euw goddess
>>1925939
>implying I wasn't a beast at CoD back in the days
>implying I don't play other games
>>1925954
>moderate difficulty at best
Please do enlighten me as to which moba is harder than Dota. It sure as hell isn't LoL, Smite, or HoTS.
>>1925969
I disagree. Such things ar--
... wait a minute, are those ears and a tail?
>>1925971
Faggot.
I wanted you to carry me.
>>1925971
I was part of F@G back in my day.
>>1925974
>implying they're not all the same and difficulty is the same as quality
>>1925978
F@G
Ma nigga
>>1925974
Did I say any game was harder?
>>1925976
My familiar is a fox.
>>1925963
>>1925963
But mime's can't speak and I clearly can. Stupid rabbit, no wonder I'm more popular.
>>1925960
Stop throwing dicks, it's bad for your health. You probably want and need those anyways. Leave it to the professionals to throw dicks.
>>1925985
I don't, I have dicks to throw instead.
>>1925981
>implying they are
>>1925983
Ayyy, my all righteous fucking nigger!
>>1925988
You have that effect as well...
I see. I-i... apologize for misunderstanding. Clearly you're not a ghost at all.
>>1925989
Dicks that you cut of from poor unsuspecting anons!
>>1925939
>Implying I don't play dota
>>1925989
Bitch I'm a succubus, I know what I'm doing with those dicks and I got what I need when needed at home.
>>1925978
Sounds coolie
I wasn't part of any clans or anything
But I got 3 nuked in 1 game back on mw2 and stuff
>>1925977
Sorry bby
It's just not meant to be
>>1925939
>there are people here that actually play ASSFAGGOTs like Dota, LoL, and CSGO
Everybody here has shit taste except me
>>1925993
You're a witch too?
>>1925995
Well you and I are certainly the minority in this place.
>>1925997
I use to grief in Halo 3, I team killed and made "gamers" cry.
Also, check out this $50 keyboard.
>>1925998
>CSGO
>ASSFAGGOTS
>>1925999
One of my forms, yes. A witch. Technically I am a wolf instead of a fox...
Regardless, you're not insignificant as I thought.
>>1925968
"Ha ha, thank you for the compliment. You know they say if you remain in a dream long enough then two things may happen. Either you lose the ability to tell the difference between a dream and reality, or you will be trapped in the dream forever, living the rest of your life in a delusion that you constructed."
>>1926003
Top notch buddy
>Haru
smite is the only good MOBA
>>1926011
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KEEMSTAR!!!!
>>1925994
They deserved it so it's okay.
>>1925996
Really last I checked Basara was with Mio and didn't need you.
>>1926012
It was good in closed beta, now it sucks pony cock.
>>1926009
Which wing are you a part of?
>>1926010
I would not mind either... the latter being more preferable. Perhaps then I would get some attention from someone in the real world.
You are welcome. I am known as Urotsuki. What is your name, maid?
>>1926012
Correction: All MOBAs are objectively shit, anybody who disagrees needs to go back to R E D D I T where they belong
>>1926014
Last I checked Basara-san was hitting on Sena in the erp thread~
>>1926017
What do you mean by wing? I have never known of others like me until now.
Are you.... saying there are more like us? Like me?
>>1926016
Why do you have to post Constantine? I just got over the fact that the show was cancelled.
>>1926023
Like army! My girlfriend is a cat!
>>1925997
I want to hug Chitoge
>>1926014
I dunno... Seems kinda harsh to me.
>>1926029
I sincerely hope you are not lying for both of our sakes. I want to meet these others like me. I want to know I am not alone in this.
>>1926031
I want a nice breakfast.
>>1926018
"I am pretty sure you would be able to capture that person's attention if you simply spoke up. My name is Sakuya Izayoi. Sakuya as in flowering night or night of the new moon. Izayoi as in sixteenth night, it's nice to meet you Urotsuki.
>>1926032
Just post with you ava, you cuck. If you're that worried about the silent thing, then post with deebo.
>>1926037
No way. If anything, I'll just switch to adult Link.
I refuse to shit up Deebo by using him to talk OOC.
>>1926034
I want Chitoge
For breakfast
>>1926035
I knew the meaning of your name. Urotsuki as in... well, I guess it would mean to wander.
If I could leave my room and find anyone.
I wouldn't know what to say either way.
Are you serving anyone right now, Izayoi-san?
>>1926040
.....
I want to punch Deebo in the dick.
>>1926033
Maybe if you tone down the craziness you'll get your wish!
>>1926048
Punch Deebo in the *brick
>>1926049
Is that what you think of me? I am crazy?
Stop punching niggas in the dick.
Is this the HG thread or the fucking ERP thread
I'm so fucking done.
>>1926055
I'm lurking both, and I'll be honest, I've had to check the tab several times.
>Cute but tired boat noises
>>1926055
k bye
>>1926055
This is /lolg/
>>1926055
No sir, there is drama here, that's the difference between HG and ERP threads.
>>1926059
>pushes back into the ocean
>>1926055
Ok?
>>1926059
>normal human noises
>>1926040
then do it
>>1926065
Yeah yeah, maybe in a few years.
>>1926059
>Picks up and cuddles the little po! machine
Hey Northern~
>>1926063
I take that back, my sources tell me there's more drama in the ERP threads than I though.
My mistake guys.
>>1926042
I want eggs and bacon instead of starving.
>>1926044
"A simple hello, how are you would be enough to start conversation. Once you began a conversation just simply go with the flow. Yes, I am currently serving someone who I care a lot about. Also, I am sorry but most people do not know the meaning behind my name."
>>1926069
Fine...
Better now?
>>1926022
It's funny cause Sena is also my pet, so I can just own Basara through proxy so you will be all alone!
>>1926072
thought*
>>1926075
you are so cute when you're annoyed
>>1926074
...Hello, how are you....
Mm. I should practice that when I wake up.
If I may say so... I envy a name like that.
This is going to sound strange... but I think I have seen the one you serve before.
>>1926056
Hello.
>>1926073
Sunny side up?
>>1926076
>Giggles
You think he'll just follow what you say? So cute Clownpiece.
>Pets
>>1926081
>Her face when senpai notices her
>>1926067
>Comes back
>>1926068
>Waves
Hello
>>1926071
>Yawns and nuzzles into
Po~.....
>>1926081
Hello.
>>1926084
Aww, is little Northern sleepy~
>Mii swordfighter was right all along
>>1926079
...
>>1926081
So what's up? How's it hangin?
>>1926051
Yes, without a doubt!
>>1926084
Oh hello there, what's your name? "Long-pause-maggy?"
>>1926080
"You shouldn't be envious of my name when you have a fitting name. Wear your name with pride and honer. If you've seen a small female with majestic black wings, blue hair that shines like the moonlight, and scarlet red eyes then yes you have met her."
>>1926099
My perception of the world scares you, doesn't it? The fact that this place does not exist, and the only reason any of you do is because my subconscious has spawned almost all of you into existence.
>>1926108
I met a girl in my dreams once. She was in a small, dimly-lit library. She looked like this
>pic related
>>1926088
How are you?
>>1926094
Oh you're back to your older elf self. I've been better than before.
>>1926117
I am annoyed, trying to convince another that I am not crazy. Also, itching to face combat and blood once again. The usual.
Yourself, phantom?
>>1926092
>She nods and yawns again
(Plus I'm exhausted as all fuckin' hell...I'm so glad that my final class is in 4 hours.....)
>>1926106
My name is Northern Princess I'm the youngest of the Abyssal fleet! I go by Happou chan!
>>1926113
You're exactly the right type of person I don't want my girlfriend to meet.
What is up finger in my asshole?
I'm you're host Kiandymundiiiii.
Lets put my head in a noooose~
>>1926125
...
I think little snowball is a good nickname for you to go by.
>>1926125
Does little Northern want me to make her something to eat?
>Ah that's no fun, hopefully you last through it.
>>1926127
Fine. If you won't take me to them then we'll fight instead. Face me in combat, Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen. My chainsaw calls for your blood as paint, and this battleground as the canvas~.
>>1926128
FUCKING, NIGGER!
>>1926138
There a problem bud?
Which thread is this and currently what is the difference
>>1926137
I-I don't want to fight you, you crazy idiot!
>>1926113
>Oni Musume ava when?
"..... Yes, that is what my Mistress looks like, but she usually isn't in the library. How did you get in our manor?"
>Sakuya
>>1926146
...What do you mean?
>urotsuki
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