ERP thread
A fresh and Nue start.
First for Nue's COCK
>>501942
hmm, better, but I'm still not feeling anything, try louder, and say how much you want to make me happy.
A guide on how to make money from ERP
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ERP can be fun, it can also be very profitable. I've done this for years, mainly on mmo titles and I have made a lot of money doing it, I'll post basic tips and strategies below that you can use going forward. If you need to get better simply read others logs, screencap erp here for later reading also helps.
1.Firstly you have to find lonely guys (and you want as many as you can get for this to be very profitable), this is usually fairly hard but on a board such as this it is actually really simple because they come to you. As such try to ERP with as many people as you can, try to ERP with 3-4 people at once so you can get as many guys as you can to make effective use of your time. Keep in mind that although there is a lot of effort involved, this decreases and the effort required in later stages is very minimal.
2.Don't have multiple characters that they know you by, the point is for them to associate you with that character fully (I'm not saying not to have multiple characters because this is a good thing that I'll cover later. Just keep them as separate entities). Do not break this immersion between you and them (unless of course your target are gay men, then you can play this differently and play as yourself instead) this is key to a long and profitable relationship.
3.To begin with you want to be as available to ERP as possible, to as many people as possible. This is the fishing phase, try to make sure that all the guys you are working with orgasm and that you tell them that you love them or at least use lots of emotional emotes to denote that (this is incredibly important since there is an emotional connection you will form when this happens, this will gradually get stronger each time you make them orgasm). Do not half ass this, without this orgasm connection you won't make any progress so you want this to happen as much as possible.
>>502021
I do have to wonder with you, is there a distinction that you want my actual cock or is this what you're after?
/trash/ Drawthread
Previous thread: http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/458976/
>How do I request?
-Start with "requesting"
-Provide references and names in one image/post.
-Don't spam or bump your requests.
-Check the boorus to see if your request was filled.
>What boorus?
-/co/ http://the-collection.booru.org/
-/v/ http://vidyart.booru.org/
-/a/ http://drawfriends.booru.org/
-/vp/ http://vp.booru.org/
-/mlp/ Dropbox https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0
If anon delivers post it in the relevant booru.
>What if I want to start drawing?
http://pastebin.com/aEak2gwJ
>Sauce on that pic?
http://desustorage.org/trash/thread/458976/#467833
Give this autism another try.
Requesting Queen mom from thundercats loving the shit out of wilykat.
I would like to request Fidget the Nimbat giving a rather large dick a full-body-job. She should be nibbling/sucking the tip while stroking the shaft with her footpaws and tail. Arms are to be hugging just under the crown of the dick, and the wings might be flapping a little as she's excited about the precum that's started leaking from the dick.
Moar cock vore
/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Steven Is So Special
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Steven's Pizza Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhkZv5ovcWY
>In The Middle With You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyDpDz7fLkg
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRg8V1Uh4M
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjFp4dr9-A
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1VLKuNeM_M
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>Pearl - Suffering Mix (OFFICIAL AUDIO)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJLVmvG2L0
First for pearl
Why do I got the feeling Peridot and Connie aren't going to get along?
/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Dumb Worthless Clumsy Rock Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Steven's Pizza Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFcOww_KrvI
>In The Middle With You
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DxA_UBQkB8
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbRg8V1Uh4M
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbjFp4dr9-A
>Unreleased Promo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4RZeY85PaY
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>Pearl - Suffering Mix (OFFICIAL AUDIO)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QJLVmvG2L0
Remember me, /sug/?
Rummikub
>>504511
i sure do!
ERP thread Jarome Winkowski hostin this shit
Sorry~! Got caught up with something...
Replying to last thread <3
>>508325
Sure~!
You can slap, lick suck and bite it all you want <3
>>508268
I'm glad I can be such use to you people <3
>>508305
>I kiss back and push you forward a little bit, asserting myself <3
Mmmhmmm~! Anon is a good kisser <3
ayy how y'all doin?
>>509023
Jarome idk how to get started tbqhwy my familia
kpop memes
keep it pure edition
continued from >>506710
wow another thread already. things are really picking up for trash kpg
someone get their dick hard and cock tribute some idols please
kpop memes
no more tributes you sick fucks edition
continued from >>494505
we need a pure thread
ㅇㅅㅇ
kpop memes
let our girls into America edition
continued from >>501767
pure allowed
lewd not allowed
>>506732
>pure thread
I'm in
Sonic porn thread: The re-fast-ening
Last one hit bump limit and was pretty good, might as well go for another.
I suppose OCs are allowed, but keep it to a minimum
>>462017
snek dek
>>462044
>>462055
ERP thread Jarome watch errybody havin a dance party edition
was good my nigga?
>>482460
ayy nig you know just got done with work so im watchin people doing they kinky shit
>>482520
ey thats fucked up
wanna fuck?
/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Spite Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde
Shorts:
>Extended Intro:
https://youtu.be/z2UJKBGrJCg
>The Classroom Gems
https://youtu.be/a6ddNEUvq_s
http://youtu.be/8sKFa8FIlcM
http://youtu.be/d_aeTGLWiPU
>Hot Dog Duffel Bag
https://youtu.be/ANf-QxgQDoI
>Lion Loves to Fit in a Box
https://youtu.be/eWHFdEzXYdI
>Unreleased Promo
https://youtu.be/Qsp3k8S3ZI0
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/goat-guardian/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/gem-bound/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
>Sad Pearl Time Travel Mystery Adventure
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
>Peridot Rap (OFFICIAL /sug/ theme)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5gejJXypSM
First for nigger
Xth for Fuck Pearlfags.
>>487343
agreed but I'll take them over lapisfags anyday
/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Believe in Steven Edition
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Crewniverse tumblr
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>OP Paste
http://pastebin.com/c8SHHTde (embed)
Games:
>Heap of Trouble
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Goat Guardian
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Gem Bound
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/games/steven-universe/heap-of-trouble/index.html
>Sword Dancers
http://www.cartoonnetwork.co.uk/games/steven-universe-sword-dancers
isn't it a little early for this? oh well who am I to complain other than a lowly fan fiction author slaving away to create moving works of art just for this thread!!!!!!!!!
connie and peedee are sitting quietly at the back of the bus headed out of town. A big fat man on the other side of the aisle looks them over. He is wearing a bernie sanders shirt and is now trying to get their attention without actually saying anything. Peedee briefly makes eye contact. The man nods to him but peedee quickly averts his gaze. Finally he clears his throat and speaks. "Hey kids you look brown, do you know anything about bernie? he wants to make sure you and your white friend can go to college for FREE! isn't that wonderful? he is literally going to give you free stuff. Why wouldn;t you want him as president? And guess what else? You are also going to be making $15 an hour for that piece of shit burger flipping job you're going to get at 16 years old. Who knows, when you're 25 you might be able to actually have a chance of living out the american dream and becoming a millionaire. of course you would be taxed to hell but that's what everyone wants, right? That and less POLICE BRUTALITY. That's another thing bernie's going to get rid of on his veyr first day in office. No more black people will die again ever. You heard that right, kid. Once bernie's in office you will never have to worry about going out side and getting murdered by a wild police officer."
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5310662/chapters/12260939
I hope /sug/ knows even if steven universe returns they still cant post in /co/.
/trash/ is /sug/'s new home.
>>479240
(2/2)
ust then a cop stands up in the back. He was only standing up like halfway before so now he stands up further. He looks pissed. He quickly comes up the bus. Fuckin, he;s adjsting his massive wang in his pants. He walks back towards his seat, but stops beside the man, flashing his gun and giving a wink. "I was just going back home to my beautiful sons and hot wife when i heard you talking shit on the Brotherhood of the Cops. i can't just let that fly. citizen, I'll have you know I am a trained officer of the law and crimes are illegal. How much MMA fighting have you done, commie?" The man stares at the police officer sullenly for a moment before shouting "POLICE BRUTALITY! POLICE BRUTALITY!" The driver's voice over the speakers, "SHUT THE FUCK UP BACK THERE WE'VE GOT AN HOUR TO GO AND YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO PULL THIS
THING OVER AND CALL THE POLICE" "I AM the police" the cop sneers at the man before taking his seat. Peedee and connie spend the rest of the ride in silence. They already know the plan. No talking is required. The bus comes to a stop and one by one the the passengers thank the driver and file out. "great idea connie" peedee whispers as they stand behind a woman pulling her bags out of the top compartment. "no one would notice some kids like us on a bus like this. Some real stealth shit connie, you're a goddamn genius." they exit the bus onto the pavement and begin to jog toward the center where the party is being held.
it was a fine plan indeed, but they were in fact noticed. They had never thanked the driver. He dials 911 and watches the rude punk pieces of shit disappear around
the corner.
kpop memes
dr kim should retire edition
continued from >>480268
sleepy me
we love girlposters here
You gonna fap tonight
ERP thread
I'm dead guys.
hope you enjoyed <3
Jarome IN an ready to watch sum kinky shit
THIS PLAYERS ISN'T REALLY THAT EXTREME ENOUGH FOR ME!
NEEDS MORE SKATEBOARD TRIXS!
/co/ mods are fags, SFW Prequel images!
