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Would you?
>>2657049
I would eat out that ponut
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[How about a shitty draw quest? I saw one earlier and I thought it might be fun since I'm drunk to do a shitty quest on a 18+ board. Suggest an action and I'll try to roll with it.]
Welcome to your new home, the Trash. You were sent here to live, forever. There's not really any hope of escaping, so you might as well adjust to your new life. Maybe you can explore and make friends, or just wither away and die like you deserve to.
At least you get your own apartment, even if all it is is a single room with a window, a light, and a chair.
First things first, though. Just who exactly are you, anyway? WHAT are you?
>>2706207
Princess Helena Arlota Elena Harlota Beschemfabolis XIV, the shortstack anthropomorphic flower princess.
We were abandoned by our family in this crappy apartment because we are a lazy antisocial NEET, and effectively disowned until we can prove that we are worthy of being part of the royal family. Our spoiled upbringing causes us to act like we are superior to everyone else, but our lack of actual contact with other people left us without the social skills to properly tell everyone around us how much of a peasant they are.
We also speak entirely in the third person.
>>2707157
YOU ARE...
Well, you don't really like to use your full name. You barely remember it half the time anyway. You are a princess, specifically of the Sunflower Family. You insist everyone call you Lena, much to your parents' chagrin. In fact, just about everything you do upsets your parents. But then, they are the Flower King and Queen, after all, so anything that isn't picture perfect just makes them go crazy. All you want to do is laze around and soak up some sun, but no, it's always royal balls and courtiers and lessons with them.
Eventually they got tired of you and threw you out on your ass, never to be heard from again. Even if you had the motivation to return, being sent to the Trash is a one way trip. There's no way out of here. Maybe the reality of that hasn't set in yet, but you can't seem to muster up the will to care.
Also, you definitely do not speak in the third person, you always hated it when your parents referred to you and themselves that way. As much as you know you are royalty and a cut above literally everyone else, part of you hates it and wishes you were on their level.
Guess you got your wish in a way, stuck in this place as you are. Speaking of this place, what do you do now? All you have with you are the clothes on your back and your laptop.
>>2707789
remove shirt
>tfw no cute mouse gf
It's not fucking fair.
Post mice. Boys and girls.
Let;s get some furry incest going on in here.
Isn't there already a thread like this up?
HG thread. Give me 48 and let me watch you all fall like the puny little mortals you are.
I'll make sure to enjoy this a lot more than all of you~!
>>2725478
Fujiwara no Mokou
Mahiru Koizumi
Mirai
ERP Thread
Saturday night beer and drunk edition
Previous not so drunky thread: >>2720686
>>2724547
What a strange self-description.
It kind of describes me too. Except my upbringing couldn't be further from "pampered."
>She almost unconsciously brushed her free hand across Hien's handle before letting go and smiling at him
I feel like we got sidetracked, but talking to you is fun, so I don't mind!
>>2724584
Well, you're the one who told me about this place, right? Haruka just plain stopped coming here because she thought it was getting in the way of time to spend with her squad mates. She's far more loyal than she lets on, you know.
>She tapped the side of her head and nodded
>>2724640
Arceus, you're such a tight little whore~
Look at you already rocking your hips on me, you want it, don't you, my little pet~?
>Her cock throbbed powerfully inside you, pushing itself as far as it can go into your depths, spreading your walls with it's girth, the tip kissing and prodding the tight entrance of your womb, your tight walls squeezing down her veined shaft, pulsing against your hot and eager pussy as she reached a hand forward, cupping your chin in her palm, looking down at you as if you were her servant, which you knew you were
F-fuck.. I'm gonna cum already.. of c-course you want that, don't you~?
>>2724645
Come on now anon, you know that pleasing your mistress is your one true desire~
Give in and I'll make it painless for you~
Nth for sleep!
>>2724482
Dangan cartel is forming
Fuku is probably fine with it
I forgot my event was broken because I would inspect element to hide it and the day version works and mikan is dead, sorry about that, maybe this will cheer you up
REAL
SPOOP
HOURS
Won't the real Asuka please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up!?
>>2724475
W-Wait, how's it possible that a human can fly!?
/ftt/ - Fapping Together Thread: Were not gay we just like talking about each others cocks edition
Come in and post porn, talk about what we're doing to our cocks, talk about what we're fapping to, encourage others to fap, etc.
Add each other on steam or start a tinychat room and fap with your fellow degenerates.
>>2716594
omg does any one else have any other pictures that use hair to jerk off a cock thats hot as fuck.
>>2716594
>Sona
Anon pls. You're gonna make me
I want to lick her asshole op
Roanapur games second barrage 11
first 36 will bump
no dupes no clones
all entries allowed but if you enter something for the purpose of fucking with me I will fuck with it
Sans
Kurumi
first 36
cute girls are not allowed
shipgirls can be allowed
Lenny
Sally
Hope im not cute enough.
*cute shitposter noises*
/sug/ - Steven Universe General
A League of Their Own Edition
Previous thread: >>2715876
>>NEW EPISODES on 12 May:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aV85wfbxk&HD=1 [Embed]
>http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/22/steven-universe-returning-in-too-deep
>Leaked promos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucDKqtTdnjs [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXmJgSC_-y4 [Embed]
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2, plus comics and shorts:
https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Soundtracks MEGA folder:
https://mega.nz/#F!UM0RRTqT!B8_GZllwRbMUT6StcX09mA
https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>Crewniverse tumblr:
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
>/sug/ writebin:
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flock draw:
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Steven Universe Booru:
http://stevenuniverse.booru.org/
>>2722556
We're gonna be back, baby!
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google lapidot
Zootopia Thread: Post More Shepard edition.
Why? Because there's not enough of this dog in the other threads, clearly.
(who am I kidding this thread will languish and die)
Page 10, I'LL REACH IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
not so fast faggot
>>2677167
Not this time Dan Backslide!
Dumping my gore folder. Mostly dead bodies. First 3D, then 2D if the thread survives long enough or someone requests it. Hope you all enjoy.
>>2719797
Just going to go in the order they are in my folder.
>>2719867
>>2721433
Thanks for welcom
>>2721385
Walking toaster?
>>2721313
Are you a toaster?
