Greetings men, today I journeyed to the uncharted regions of the Dollar Store. I came back bringing amusing gifts.
Sad Masked Wrestleman and Fat Masked Wifebeater
Very kawaii shark plush
THE CLAW
GROW
This thing was pretty big enough as it was, I fear its power if it were to get to full size.
shark is best
Assorted gags and yuks. Who even buys those fake teeth?
>>5765593
He was very cute. I should have bought it.
Absolutely terrifying children.
Absolutely sad robot.
Shh, these are the super secret videogame GRAFIX only the most important devs know about
Your typical bootlego.
Look at this badass chicken flinger kid. I bet he gets all the chicks.
Not sure if this is a bootleg but Mr. Skywalker is looking pretty damn sad.
THEY WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED
>>5765615
its based off a mondo poster
Candy socks? Who would buy this?
But anyway, now it's time for the main course. The reason I made this thread.
In the wrestlemen area, I found two very interesting subjects.
Behold, subject 1: Mentally Challenged Sylvester Stallone.
Subject 2: FUCKING MADMAN Sylvester Stallone
RAAAAAAGH
BAH GAWD KING
BAH GAWD
>"Brother...why have you done this?"
>"BECAUSE, DEAR BROTHER, THIS...
>IS..."
>"...BOOTLEGMANIA!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
Thank you for reading my stupid thread.
Thanks Op, you gave me some laughs.
The on on the left is just....... Creepy
>>5765627
>shittles
>>5765652
>>5765596
MOOBLES DE POOPEEE
![20160630_203830[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4ptCpN3.jpg "20160630_203830[1].jpg")
got these last time I went to a dollar store
regret not getting more cute dinosaurs
>>5765643
Thank you for buying both of these.
>>5765629
ahh Trent Reznor cool
>>5765852
That's a really cute before and after pic.
>>5765591
I would've gotten one and tried it.
I remember having dinosaur ones as a kid and freezing them when they've grown max size.
>>5765581
>dat Robert Z'dar action figure
Well fuck.
>>5765595
>Who even buys those fake teeth?
For the people who shop at Dollar Stores, those are a step up from their real teeth.
>>5765652
10/10
Bless you OP.
I have a Dollar Tree and a 99 cent store within walking distance. Dollar tree had the wooden doll house furniture and cute plastic build a dinosaur skeletons that glow in the dark.
>>5765599
Look more like a metalic peacock
>>5765591
Now I really wanna see this thing fully grown, the ones I had as a kid where penny-sized when dry and became bottle sized afterwards.
Great thread OP, more anons should go bootleg hunting around these parts. I haven't really seen much weird/funny/interesting toys on my local shops, it's mostly lazy copycats.
Got these mushrooms for a dollar a piece from a friend coming back from Li Jiang if it counts.
OP, you're my hero
I worked at a dollar tree until recently and I always took care of the toy aisle. I gotta point out the amazing "picture of a sideburn" stickers on this dudes head.
>>5768576
I think it's supposed to be a bloodied bandage
>>5769598
On each side of his face?
>>5769769
Yeah.
>>5768576
Gotta love how it's already coming apart at the seams before you even open it. That's some top notch QC
>>5765611
I would legit buy this just for the keks.
>>5765615
Pretty sure this isn't a bootleg, and if it was, the manufacturer would get fucked in the ass so hard by Disney with a lawsuit that they would shit through their mouth and eat through their asses.
>>5765629
>>5765631
>>5765634
>>5765637
>>5765641
>>5765643
>>5765578
bump
