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Why can't we fuckign have a single Dota 2 toy???
Im partially happy that NECA didnt got their shitty joint hands on this license but at this point i think i'll take them anyday if that means i can have at least one fucking doto toy.
Dota 2 has like 110 heroes, everyone with unique shapes and sizes and it would be so damn awesome to have at least one series of toys.
Im sick of their statueshit demiheroes and plushies, MAKE A GODDAMN TOY.
>>5675572
Valve pulled the plug after seeing what NECA was doing with the Left 4 Dead and TF2 lines.
>>5675819
holy fuck now i completely understand.
Ty volvo
>>5676474
You should see how Atlas and P-Body turned out
>>5676723
Every single joint on my Heavy was painted and despite only moving him around once to pose him every single ball joint's center is now peeling --- Why weren't they just cast in the fucking color they needed to be?
>>5675572
I don't really care much for Dota anymore, after 1000 hours I finally got sick of it. I'd still like to pick some heroes up if decent figures got made though.
>>5676723
>Were they actually bad?
They were like the opposite of the TF2 figures: above average appearance for toys, crappy build quality.
They're over-glorified tiny statues.
>>5675572
They did do a heroclix spin off, i'm a fan of miniatures so i picked it up, but yeah, i wish neca made a few figures.
>>5676757
I have those, i have every single Demihero, every plushie and even got the fucking WETA AXE STATUESHIT for 400 USD
I. JUST. WANT. ONE. FUCKING. DOTA. 2. POSABLE. ACTION. FIGURE.
NO MORE STATUESHIT/PLUSHIES
>>5676838
Hey man care to explain to me why you'd pay $400 for statueshit? Like do you put it in a fancy fucking display case and people come over and they are like oh shit hey that's awesome I am envious of your $400 mass produced statueshit? Do girls cream themselves when they see Axe on your desk and suck your dick right on the spot?
>>5676854
Get ready to get fucked son.
I spended 250 USD for the statue, and probably around 150 USD just so the new zeland faggots at WETA properly shipped my statueshit.
So its 400 USD
Only 1,000 in the world, of my favorite character (Axe, the red guy from the OP image)
Now, everything so far sounds like im stupid and/or i have disposable income right?
Well thats true but i know the price of virtual items too.
This statueshit came with a code for a flaming Axe for Axe (wew) and as you can imagine, 1,000 statues means only 1,000 codes for all the world.
Now my Axe of Phractos is worth 1,100 USD, the statueshit is not even required in the trasaction.
Feels good mang.
>>5676861
Did you sell the axe or are you keeping it for your epeen?
>>5676861
No it isnt, its worth 1,100 Steam bucks
All you can buy is vidya and other hats. So basically its a waste still
>>5676915
Do you think he shows it off to women when they come over all "Look at this axe it's totally worth 1,100 steam bucks but I can afford to not sell it aren't I cool?"
>>5676915
>>5676922
I will pretend you guys are not autistic and undestand that Steam dollars are worthless but ITEMS are 60 to 85% of their original value in real money.
For example i bet constantly and if i win 300 USD in items in one nice bet i can end up with 200 to 250 USD in my paypal for that ammount.
ciber betting and item markets are a thing in this 2016 kiddos. No one ever sells their items on the steam marketplace unless you are pretty much braindead.
>>5675572
>Im partially happy that NECA didnt got their shitty joint hands
Troll thread?
Troll thread.
>>5676935
We didn't all wander over here from /v/, buddy.
>>5676935
Right but did you sell it or did you keep it? If you kept it do your friends give you high fives when they see it and congratulate you on your life choices?
Im sure toy companies understand the need for fantasy themed toys.
>>5676935
So it isn't worth $1,100, it's worth 60-80% of $1,100. Also how much of that is artificially inflated price? Do they actively sell for that or is this like eBay/Amazon's market place where that's what people are asking and yet no one is buying? Get back to /v/ with your fucking virtual items and statueshit.
>>5677035
Why so serious?
>>5677282
I think its massive ban time. Can't be bad mouthing Neca and all.
>>5676723
Its standard, every single one of their Spy figures looked like that. The Engineer was the last legitimately good figure of that line.
>>5677287
Or you just deserve it for being a moron.
>>5677218
And adding to this, if someone is still even willing to buy it they'd be better off investing and getting the actual statue to make their own fake buck
>>5677698
Apparently the last one that sold only went for $400 steam bucks a month ago so anon is full of shit. The statue itself is rotting on ebay for $75. Does that guy think we can't look up the value of things?
>>5675819
>The TF2 toys were complete garbage
>The HotS figures are actually good
What the fuck.
>>5675572
They said "probably never", so who knows if they think they will not sell.
Or valve did not let them do the figures.
>>5675572
The Left 4 Dead figures where great, is just that people dont care about L4D at all.
>>5675819
even if i think the face of the spy is awful.
at least the body was really good.
Different to friking Atlas and P-body, the only Neca Figures i regret getting, and I have alot of Neca figures.
At the end we probably are not going to see any Valve Figures come in decades.
It perplexes me why their first L4D figures were just the smoker and boomer of all things. If those were going to be released, they should have also done Zoey and Louis for the survivor side or something.
>>5678004
If they couldnt even sell 2 figures, why would they sell 4
>>5678046
I think if Neca showed more faith in the line people would have got them
>>5678056
And I think it was just a bad time to launch it.
L4D was forgoten for the mases at that point, Left 4 dead 2 came out on 2009, the figures came on 2012. and for something you are going to put on shelves in main stores.
That is probably Horrible.
Beside, it making good probably doesnt matter.
Half life 2 Gordon freeman was a success (i guess because it sold out fast).
And we got nothing out of it after.
So even with human characters, i doubt people would buy them at the time.
People like to claim how the line would be a super mega hit if it feature a hunter instead of a boomer.
Is something we will never know
>>5678076
You know I never found them in stores so I thought they were hard to come by, did they shelf warm everywhere else?
>>5676861
Hey anon where did you go? Last few axes only sold for around $400. Where is your argument now?
Never fucking again.
Did Blizzard pay NECA more or something?
>>5678155
maybe, or who knows how the licencing rules work betwen each of the companies.
>>5678046
nobody wants gross fat man.
>>5678076
Toys R Us started raising the prices on the figures, too. They were charging $25 for the Valve figures, while most everywhere else had them for the regular price of $18 or less. The Valve line was doomed due to the pricing more than anything.
>>5678322
>Kek, how does it feel to be autistic?
Wouldn't know. Doctors cleared me, see?
>>5678322
So do we have more to go on than your word? Oh, right...
Hey Axe statue guy take a picture of yourself in front of the statue with the axe on your monitor behind you next to the offers and a sign that says "DOTA KEK" with a time stamp otherwise no one will believe you.
>>5677035
>Anyone who doesn't like NECA is a troll
Whatever makes you happy I guess.
