Toy Lover Thread
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The last toy you touched comes to life at 1:1 scale with all canon memories, personality, powers/abilities, but is now your only sexual partner you will ever have.
Rules:
1) Parts, components, accessories, clothing, etc. do not count UNLESS they are a toy-character by themselves. (Ex.- power ranger zords, smaller transformers that combine, small minion-type figures like Dead Master's skulls, etc.)
2) BAF, customs, model kits/Gunpla only count if 80% built or more (paint does not count). The 1:1 version is the completed version.
3) Statueshit does not count unless there is at least 1 articulated part of the figure, even if as a custom articulation.
4) Moblie suits, vehicles, etc. have the personalities of the pilot/driver that uses them the most.
Well ye
>>5542532
What Ranma is that?
>>5542532
SHIT
>>5542780
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=FIGURE-013357
>>5542793
>it comes with the devil horns hand gesture takahashi favors drawing into her comics
Neat touch. I gotta get this.
>>5542798
>devil's horn
just read up on this, huh didn't know it was a ward against evil
>>5542800
Is that why Takahashi characters always throw them up when they're scared or freaked out?
>>5542532
>MG GN-X
I haven't seen the show. Is the pilot waifu material?
>>5542532
I reposed Clover before hitting the sack last night.
Yay.
>>5542792
C O W T I T S
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>Part 4 Josuke SAS
I hope I don't insult his hair somehow.
okay!
>NXEDGE Guren SEITEN
boy I sure am lucky
I think it was either Hibiki or Subaru I touched last so my dick's probably about to get snapped by dem thighs.
>>5542532
The left one.
>>5542532
Literally this. Just came in the mail.
I am more than okay with this.
Thank god I sexually identify as an Apache
>>5542532
I'm OK with this.
>>5543035
Where can I buy this version?
>>5543045
That's obviously shopped, so nowhere.
>>5543050
Goddammit.
I'm not into vore, but if the shoe fits...
H E L L Y E S
Well, shit. Time to get used to fisting I guess.
>>5543085
M-m-monster ham-hands!
Good thing I like to fondle her so often. <3
Dat CAST. I'd fill her up like a Mag, gurl.
Well then.
>>5542532
>last toy you touched comes to life at 1:1 scale
Robot Damashii RX-78-2 with height of 18.5 meters. I don't even want to imagine the sex with that.
>>5543268
>not beating up that cockpit
I did nazi that coming.
>>5543268
Probably better than Amuro.
>>5543266
>toy
> Batteship Re-class nendoroid
So... What have I got myself in?
>Nendoroid Tomoko.
She'd probably break down and have an episode.
>>5542532
Fuckkkkk
I'm alright with this outcome, Ryuko is pretty cool.
Shame she's stuck in senketsu instead of her school uniform.
I see.
I am not offended but this I guess
>>5542532
>Helicopter WeGo
Am I an ephebophile now? Robophile?
>>5542532
My body is ready.
>>5543616
Jesus that BJD looks high as balls.
I guess you could say that I'm pretty boned
>>5543655
Man skelly animal toys are so cool
>PAK Adam Jensen
Neither of us asked for this.
Just a little scared.
>>5543436
I'm pretty sure she'd be allowed to change clothes.
Well shit.
>>5543266
Unless there is at least one POS on that figure, try again.
>>5544179
POA, not POS. Goddamned sausage fingers of mine...
>>5542532
I think the last one I touched was a figuarts battle droid. Wish it was one of my waifubots, but this is really cool too.
Shit. Fuck. Piss.
>>5544192
all them angry sex
I think SHF Kamen Rider W
not personally gay but I might be swayed by a threesome with Philip and Shotaro
>>5544187
You gonna get rogered.
The last toy I touched was actually two toys at once.
What happens?
I have a miniature model of one of these sitting on my desk, I guess that's the last toy I touched.
Would be cool to have a full size one, but how the hell do I sex it?
>>5544385
OP here. You get an equal-love harem.
>>5544376
Open rogers
im good with mine
>>5544631
so a lifesize head twice as large as a normal humans? horrifying
>>5543062
underrated post
...but stuffed easter bunny at the store i grabbed. The last toy i touched. Huh.
>>5544405
There is rule 34 of this i have seen it.
Uh oh. I don't have a giantess mech fetish.
Is her vagine robotic?
>>5542532
Nom de dieu.
>>Graparap Shinki
Good thing I have a microphilia fetish. Robosexual lifestyle for me.
>>5544718
It's plastic. Because that's a gunpla who's stats were made up by a...13 years old? Minato was teh same age as yuuma right?
Let's see...
[x] Glasses
[x] Twin tails
[x] Brunette
[x] Moxie
[x] Already nude
Absolute best outcome.
>>5546593
Is this figma archetype body or figuarts one?
>>5546593
You forgot
[x] A SHIT
>>5546615
Figma.
>>5546674
Where can i buy it?
>>5544643
One of the reasons I hated this movie.
I did alright!
Not sure if an average height robot girl or a towering mecha.
I like it either way.
>>5546593
[x] Saggy granny tits
[x] tumblriate SJW cunt glasses
>tfw daughteru
guess I'd never have sex
>>5546927
What if she tries to seduce you tho
>>5546933
He is man with a strong will.
>>5546698
Mine's a bootleg off eBay, but I think GSC has re-released them.
Oh god
C-Can we just cuddle?
I prefer Ryuko, but I definitely can work with dat ass.
>>5542532
1:1 scale of the character or the toy?
[nospoilers]Im game either way[/nospoilers]
>>5548643
>game
sup /v/ =^]
It's not necrophilia, right?
Also I will insure that balls shall never touch.
>>5548643
OP here.
Character 1:1 scale. That means Shinkis become RL Shinkis like in the franchise and Mecha become full sized like in their respected series.
Nice.
Rip my city and my ass.
I didn't need a SAN score anyways.
Totally cool with this.
>>5546903
>wahhh i don't like her glasses cannot fuck
You sound easily...triggered.
>>5546903
Mari is about as far from a Tumblrite as humanly possible. She's not a fat man-hater for one.
I am more than okay with this.
Figma Satsuki
I had a decent life.
>>5549466
Yeah, most hentai depicts her as being a slut who takes her dickings in stride. Mari doesn't yell 'Rape!' even when she is raped in hentai.
>>5542532
Good thing I'm into being choked, amirigt?
>>5543166
Anon, I'd say we should go on a double date, but...
o-oh...
>>5550347
wh-why do you have a pinky sized dildo?
>>5550358
Why don't you?
>>5550374
i'm not sure how i would explain them to my wife
>>5550358
>he doesn't fuck his hamsters
>>5550377
>hey bro check it out i bought a plastic bag of pinky sized dildos from bad dragon dot com
>why did you do that, richard
>i'm not sure i want to stay married to someone that asks that sort of question
>well fucking thank god richard, I'm glad you said it first
>yeah? that's great. my name's on the lease, enjoy being homeless bitch
>w-what? you can't do that to me!
>i just did, get out before I call the cops
>fuck you rick!
>oh whoops i just called the police
>you're really doing this, in front of the kid rick?!
>[the kid sits silently at the dinner table, filming himself playing with his minecraft toys with all of the fighting clearly being picked up by his camera]
>>5542532
so comfy
>nendo Elsa
Wait, so does she come to life in her original design or do I essentially have a loli Elsa?
Also is fucking Olaf optional? Id rather have him watch or something.
>>5550761
Do you wanna fuck a snowman?
>>5550795
I dont really want to fuck a snowman!
hnnnnnnnggg
>ATM-09
my life is complete
>>5543045
would actually be easy to paint though the stars might be the hard part honestly.
as for me, revoltech elina. yes pls
>>5550809
Okay byeeeeee....
...Sure, I'll take it.
At least I have a thing for amputating Zeeks.
The devourer of....
Just took this tonight. Using the base and chest as an anchor / weight cause I remember that guy who's Attack on Titan character dropped 8 floors and busted all to shit LOL
>>5542532
Well shit
FUUUUUUCK.
I was adjusting her wig.
>>5542532
The last toy I handled was a Steve Austin that came in the mail. Not cool man.
I get a cute little nazi
>>5555170
Happy 3:16
>>5542532
I'm ok with this. Supremely ok with this.
>>5554494
these outcomes are the best part of this type of game.
>>Polygon Master Chief.
Not AGAIN....
Oh, joy!
>see thread again
>Was playing with ryuko and making her lewd for once
>So it's ryuko again
Alright
>>5544192
>daddyissues/10
>>5543361
My brethren!
>>5550386
moderate kek
Could be worse?
>>5557377
It can always be worse.
Pic related.
>>5557885
Tryna say Xenomorphs aren't sexual as fuck
>>5559448
Oh, they are. But between Dog and Iso....it ain't gonna be pleasant (for me).
>Venom keeps falling over
>keep picking him up
>this thread shows up
fuck
>>5557885
I was tinkering with the Xeno Queen before I went to bed last night. Lordy.
>>5561098
Hope you like milfs, bondage, and femdom...all at once.
>>5546424
my nigga
I better keep all alcoholic drinks away from her
>>5552412
Imma jelly
