>at mcdonalds, trying to get some fries for lunch
>fat visibly autistic man comes waddling in
>look over to see what happy meal toys are on offer
>ohfuck.jpg
>its transformers toys this month
>"GLARGHHH ONE HAPPY MEAL"
>cashier lady is visibly shaken
>"h..here you go"
>"I WANTED OPTIMUS PRIME, NOT STEELJAW"
>the cashier quickly exchanges the toys
>the man then starts taking off his pants, and is violently fucking the small robot toy in plain view of everyone in the mcdonalds
>small children are crying and a man vomits heartily in the back
>"HNNNG"
>he cums with a vigor ive seen only in the most hardcore of hentai
>"ughhh, thank you" he says as he pays the cashier
>he then leaves, taking the cum encrusted robot toy with him
>MFW i have to wait their 20 min for a police interview about the man
>MFW hes not been caught, and is presumably out there fucking more transformers figures as we speak.
OP is a faggot
What did you order
>>5497168
I got fries and a burger, what else?
>>5497169
*fries and pink slime
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
Do they have transformable figures at McDonalds, or are the vehicles and the robots separate? You're kinda burying the lead here, OP.
>>5497163
Would have been funnier if you posted it when Happy Meals had toys in them.
>>5497288
But they do anon, the book thing they did was only temporary.
>>5497264
They are separate. 4 toys in robot mode, 4 toys in vehicle mode
>>5497163
>>>/mlp/26501336
Get your stories straight, faggot.
>>5497163
Wat
>>5497163
whether this is real or not, i want more. these stories are why i stayed on /b/ for so long, but that board sucks
/TOY/ GREENTEXT TIME
>>5497475
>go to tru
>see older fat man nervously walking around transformers aisles clearly there to pick up some toys himself
>is afraid of being in the same aisle as me when I'm similar but 20 yrs younger and not as bulbous looking
2spooky
>>5497501
lol. I just go in the aisle, find what i want, take it, buy it. 1 out of 4 times i feel like lying about it, i'll just say it's for a birthday or some shit.
>>5497501
> Go to TRU
> Fat Neckbeard Scalper has gotten there first
> He has the figure I want
> Make small talk
> Mention you had heard of that line but don't really collect them
> Ask to take a look at fig, want to admire paint etc
> Take fig, inspect it a bit "Eh, not sure the appeal"
> Start to return figure
> Kick him in the knee instead
> Start stomping on other shit he dropped
> He is unable to get up quickly
> Run to register
> Throw money at cashier "Keep the change"
> Go home and open figure.
> Take one shitty photo, post it on a /toy/ general
> Toss figure in a bin full of other figs in the closet and never touch it again
> He calls out "I need that, I got kids to feed!"
>>5497534
Fucking... Last line is supposed to be in the gap.
>>5497537
It's good this way
>>5497475
>>5497475
Two bots one cup
>be me, daycare supervisor
>have to watch these brats all day
>kids are typically children of business people, so there typically in the 6th grade
>there very intellegiant and chill for kids that need to be looked after
>once in a while, i have to look after fucking tards
>fucking raging downie waddles in one day
>see hes brought in some toys
>fucking arcee and chromia
>jellynodeengaged.jpg
>where did this tard get these two gems, he mustve stolen them from his dad
>the tyke is ham handling them all day, pissing me the fuck off everytime i hear the fucker playing with them
>he starts making them fucking scissor fuck, and making out
>cant stand degenerate tard trash, so i dont do anything
>tard then scoops out something from his pocket
>its fucking shit
>hes pretending their eating shit now and making out the same time
>i fucking lose it, beating the kid for ruining two awsome figures
>i later claim the tard attacked me after i trued to take the shit away from him, and hes banned from the daycare
>dad apologized, and he told me that his son did indeed steal arcee and chromia from his collection
>see dad violently beating tard son with a paddle in their car as they drive off
>fucking joy seething through my body
>justice has been served
>>5497163
>things that never happened: the thread.
Stop playing around and pay attention to your history teacher Skylar. Your father is very upset with your grades. How will you ever do well in highschool if you funk 6th grade?
>>5497596
Someone hates fun
>>5497579
Nice suit... Want.
>>5497458
Most McDonalds have two crates of toys, one for the boy audience and one for the girl audience.
>>5497163
>the man then starts taking off his pants, and is violently fucking the small robot toy in plain view of everyone in the mcdonalds.
That seems like the most reasonable response to receiving steeljaw.
Fuck steeljaw, litteraly. Maybe tell the kids to close their eyes first, I'd hate having to explain that to my kid.
That's pretty fucking awkward and slightly off putting whilst eating...
>>5497620
No, he got steeljaw first, but wanted optimus prime, and they exchanged it for him.
>>5497226
The joke's on you, this shit is mealworms.
Fuck this rubbish thread. Lets have some fun!
>>5497634
Gay titmassacre
>>5497634
Incredible ass-expander
>>5497634
Titanic Cockweaboo
>>5497634
Fucking Cocklover
>>5497163
I imagined he was Kingpin from the Netflix Daredevil.
>>5497707
Bet it's true.
>>5497579
Litteraly where can I get that suit??
>>5497634
INCREDIBLE COCK FUCKER
>>5497756
It's supposed to be your name. Not your Mom's.
>>5497634
Edgy Banana Expander
>>5497634
Fucking Dongsmasher
>>5497634
Feature-length ballsack massacre
>>5497845
Fuck you Francis Parson
>>5497852
That's a fucking good fake name for me, thanks mate.
>>5497860
I gotchu, babe. ;;;-)))
>>5497634
Top Monkey Blaster.
Wait, that reddit post is from here?! jesus christ
>>5497928
>outing yourself as a redditor
Faggot.
>>5497949
oh no! I use another website because 4chan is too shitty, whatever will I do?!
>>5497951
>oh no! I use another website because 4chan is too shitty, whatever will I do?!
Try not responding to trolls.
>>5497951
>whatever will I do?!
Continue being a faggot, apparently.
>>5497951
Normie. Go back 2 redit
>>5497951
fuck off back to your cancer you degenrate you dso not like toys and need to kill yourself for such a thing
>>5498050
I mean I use /toy/ exclusively for toys because reddit is shit for normal toy conversation. /r/action figures is full of scalpers, /r/anime figures is mostly for statues and /r/toys is just garbage in general.
>>5498067
Oh okay, so you enjoy log ins and that website. good for you, enjoy your poison
>>5498077
Thats the most relatable comment ive seen in awhile.
>>5498077
sup reddit, fuck off back to your communism image board for chinese propoganda cartoons
oh right. They wanna ruin /toy/ and make it not about toys. nah, fuck off
>>5498082
How is anything ITT relatable?
I'm glad I could derail this thread so easily.
I'm glad I could post this funny thread for reddit to react to and stick it up to those jewy finebros.
>>5498089
The idea is that they're just shitty posters. I doubt that anyone who hates /v/ thinks they have some conspiracy to ruin /toy/ either.
>>5498083
Eat shit you capitlist /pol/ack retard.
>>5498098
I think anyone who crossboards and doesn't beleive in toys being the most holy of objects above everything else should leave and join the /toy/ facebook like the cucks they are
>>5498104
>calls others capitlists
>on an image boards all about capitalism on toys
no thank you :^)
>>5498110
sup reddit I see its your first day here. how are you enjoying your visit out of that safe space?
>reddit comes and calls everyone a racist other board meme
>purposefully lowering the quality of the board and making everyone not care about toys ie more important than reddit
no thank you
>>5497634
Top Titrider
>>5498095
I regret calling you on it now.
>>5497634
Nasty Pussyman
>>5497634
Top Pussymassacre
>>5497634
>long pussy creampie
>>5497634
Tropical Cock Massacre
>>5497634
>disgusting cunt massacre
>>5497634
Disgusting Ass Massacre
>see scalper down in isle elbow deep in the rack digging for shit
>walk down isle and make eye contact
>scurrys away like a fucking rat
>notice him walk back and forth past the isle a few times checking if Im still there
>as soon as I leave he rushes back down the isle
>>5497163
Transfuckers
>>5497634
Horrible Cockmassacre
>>5497634
>Top Pussymassacre
lmao
>>5497475
>restocking funko area in store where i work
>neckbeard walks up, a known customer that we all hate
>stocking pop vinyls
>i hear a quiet "scuse me"
>i say "i'm sorry did you need something"
>thinking he was asking for my attention
>"no, i was just saying excuse me after passing gas"
What is it about neckbeard fucks that they cannot wrap their mind around basic fucking social skills
>>5499321
Hily fuck, did this really happen? I consider myself semi-autistic, and id never do something that retarded. Fuck, i was kicking myself yesterday for acting overly tryhard cool to some chick i liked in TRU.
>>5498104
>calls others capitalists
>posting on /toy/ the most capitalist board
ha, ha,ha.
>>5499321
youre mad that he used good manners?
>>5499356
Unlike what they teach you, nowadays its almost inpolite that you acknowledged you farted. Its gross and uncomfertable for everyone around you. Just hold it in you fucking pussy.
>>5499321
I remember that one.
>>5499321
A basic social skill is apologizing for passing gas, you're lucky you got even that.
>>5497163
Who the fuck eats just fries for lunch?
>>5497634
Tasty Scrotum Man
>>5500586
French Fries are literally food of the Gods you fucking pleb.
>>5500919
Can you be my friend... With benefits?
>>5500586
Poorfags
>>5497634
Kinky Bobbysaucesucker
>>5497634
RECTAL ANUSBITCH
>>5500586
it's lunch if he buys two medium/Large. Some non-chain burger joints even give you generous portions that you dont even need the burger since itd be too much.
>>5497634
Incredible Dong Massacre
>>5502466
I wanna fuck your rectal anusbitch, sweet thang.
Edgy Anus Creampie
All I can picture is a hottopic boy wandering into the wrong side of town at night.
>>5497163
Was going to make fun of your story for it never happening but then kept reading and realized it was the perfect parody of those posts.
Thank you, anon.
>>5497475
>whether this is real or not
Do you really have to add that to your sentence? Even rhetorically?
