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>This is your BBEG for tonight
How does your team defeat him?
>>48282548
Give us a rundown, nigga. For all I know he's Robert Angdor, owner of a car wash with a bodybuilding hobby.
>>48282548
Shoot him.
>>48282616
>not knowing GEESE
GEEEESE
>"This is your BBEG" is the new "Stat me"
Fucking die.
>>48282616
Geese Howard, from the Fatal Fury and King of Fighters fighting game franchises. He's the crime lord of one of the toughest cities in America, and he's a master of martial arts. He is known to have killed his own colleagues and fellow students in his rise to power. He is also known to have survived at least a couple of falls from skyscrapers.
>>48282636
Hold on, these can be at least moderately more productive. It makes you think of party composition, individual strength, and setting depth to make an educated pfffffft.
Naw nigguh. Keep up grandpa.
>>48282548
Punch him off the top of a skycraper.
>>48282664
>That's a pretty big fist you got there. Be careful with that, you may hurt somebody.
>>48282616
An unkillable fighting machine.
>>48282664
How many geese is he? We'll beat him by having one more goose than he is.
>>48282769
He changes the amount of geese all the time, the clever bastard!
>>48282769
But he's already a Geese, Anon. And his son is a Rock.
>>48282548
Stat him, /tg/.He's not an owlbear.
>>48282769
Won't ever work, the geese will band together. What you need to do, is send swans.
>>48282824
>My other plan was actually going to be to throw a rock at him.
The crafty bastard!
By being an even more broketastic fuckwad.
I summon 3 level 9 landwhales and point at him while the bard sings, "I'm All About That Bass". that oughtta do it.
>>48282616
He's the original bullshit fighting game boss, with rediculous moves and ai. He also has a special ending sequence to his matches where he throws your character out a skyscraper window if you lose.
His theme is awesome and gives me pstd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE0aczHR8Tk
>>48282548
That reminds me of how one of the bosses the party fought kept taking falling damage because once the cleric basically caused the floor to cave under the guy and then the monk kept kicking him down a set of nearby stairs. So I guess it comes down to whether the party can force him to fail some Strength saves.Who am I kidding, he'll be back.
>>48282548
>HE LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT SURVIVE A FEW PUNCHES! LET ME AT HIM!
My strongman in our superhero game got semi-kicked from the team (he quit before anyone could kick him out) because he used an unconscious motherfucker to hit another motherfucker made of steel. And he's supposedly the good guy of the story: so yeah, he quit being a superhero and went to some buddhist temple to control his rage.
But that didn't help one bit.
>>48282664
Sounds like typical PC material and we have more PC's.
>>48282548
DIES IRAE MOTHERFUCKERRRRR
>>48282548
I summon his alternate reality counterpart:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk
>>48282664
Just shoot him a couple of time.
>>48282548
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE
>>48289047
COME OOOOON
>>48282548
My sorcerer is ready.
>>48289145
Noice
>>48282626
>not knowing Robert Angdor
FUCKING ROBERT ANGDOR
>>48287542
PREDICTABOH!
>>48282548
By out-punching him.Because even Vetala Tao are no joke.
