>humies unironically consider this to be their boss
can't make this up
>>48272350
Better than an unrehabilitated hermaphrodite with a sound fetish. I'm not even an Impy. Taufag, actually.
>>48272350
>ain't da biggest
>ain't da strongest
>ain't even da luckiest
I shig der diggy
>>48272484
Shut up Taufag, you know you want this sweet guitar. You're just sucking the emperor's cock because the iron lung is effectively the ultimate powersuit. Gundam fighting go force team!
>Emperor is incapacitated and immobile
>still can't fucking take him out
>even with The Beast
Largest ork waaagh in history can't even take out a corpse, can't make this up.
>>48272579
Why da zog would we even bovver, ya git? Ain't nobody ever joined a waaagh ta krump a corpse. Ain't no sport in it.
>>48272501
If he iz da `umie boss, how come he iz all shrinked an` bony? Our Warboss iz alwayz well fed, stompy an` big. `umies couldn't even get deir boss some food so he died of hunger! Now dat... Iz bloody funny!
HAR HAR HAR! `UMIES ALWAYZ BRING A GOOD LAUGHTER!
>>48272529
>Classic Stratoblaster 6-string
Muh renegade Salamander.
>>48272610
Smart git here
You gets bigga when you go and krump some gits, yeah? So wouldn't ya get shrinky if you had to sit on a chair for a long time? And he's been there a LONG time from what the humies say.
Too long didn't WAAAGH, he wuz da biggest, but isn't because too much muckin' about.
>>48272501
>>48272610
He is da biggest and strongest humie, and no he ain't ded yet.
dat Emprah fellow is one of the oldest humies in da galaxy, and not oly one of the strongest humies evah, he's also a weirdboy, only he still has his brutal cunning and stratejik thinking. So why does he look ded? well, long ago he saw he had no good 'ard nobs around him, since propa 'ard humies are rare. so he made them himself, first makin' da Primarks, to be his main nobs, an then da space marines, to get some proppa 'ard boys. So he did, and they had a massive waagh across the galaxy. Only his best nob, callled Horus, had something wrong in is 'ead. He started thinking that he was da biggest insted of the emprah, and so picked a fight with him. And a lot of the other nobs agreed with him, since it was a while since the saw the Emprah himself, what with fighting across the whole galxy and all. So they went back to da big Humie world and had a giant scrap. Da Emprah krumped Horus, but Horus hit 'im 'ard enuff that his body stopped workin, like when you put a choppa in the bones of someone's neck, right? Well, since he was still a weirdboy, he could do al kinds of stuff without even moving, and he is still the biggest, so they put him on a chair on the humie world, and now he only fights using weirdboy powers. according to dem weird "sista"humies and da"inkwisitors', he is still krumpin people all across the galaxy without bein there. It's just cheating if you ask me, but hey, can't do much about it.
>>48274401
>t. humie proxy
Emperor is a grot
>>48272350
'umies might be stoopid an' useless gitz but Oi can respect dat dis Emprah iz able ta keep so many of dem fightin' together. Oi mean, if dey 'ad a propah ork boss they'd do much better but iz not like dey can help dat they are too stoopid to know dat green iz da best.
