Don't tell the commissar, but I found this funny little guy rooting around by the latrines. It smells awful, but I'm going to try to wash it.
>>48260204
>Washing food
Fucking soft Cadians. This shit wouldn't fly on Catachan. Now are we gonna eat this thing or not?
>inb4 you find a second one and a sanctioned aquila guitar
>GUARDSMANQUEST BEGINS
>>48260237
>eating
Fucking pleb. Get on my Armageddon
>>48260204
What the hell happened to Ike?
>>48260204
Isn't he cute...
>>48260366
>Living
You other Regiments are too soft. No wonder the Korps has to carry you all.
>>48263514
BUT HE'S WROOOOONG!
That brings up a good question. Is nurgle especially weak to cleaning supplies and bleach?
>>48260204
>>48265784
Of course.
Mr muscle is his arch nemesis in the setting, wearing bright orange spandex and carrying stc replica spray bottles he is the inquisitor nurgle hates the most.
>>48260237
This guy has the right idea about things. I'm getting might damn tired of those rations they've been giving us.
Least they could do is give us some recaff with caffeine additives but NOOOOO just shit decaffeinated recaff. Miserly munitorum bastards
>>48265784
Nurgle's diseases are among the most virulent and resistant.
It is likely that it depends on just how much influence Nurgle has at any given time, but places of cleanliness at least, are anathema to him, ESPECIALLY if it took time and effort to clean a place, and ESPECIALLY if it's consecrated.
>>48266221
>>48266221
ESPECIALLY Lisa, but ESPECIALLY Bart.
>>48266257
Underrated post
>>48265295
That sounds like heresey to me