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40k Pickup Lines. 2016-06-27 20:25:36Post No. 47994374
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40k Pickup Lines. Anonymous 2016-06-27 20:25:36 Post No. 47994374 [Report]

>Mars is red.
>Tau are blue.
>I purge xenos scum.
>And so do you.
>Please join my deathwatch squad.

Pic unrelated.

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:32:05 Post No.47996443
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>>47994374
Would you like to Interface with my congitator?

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:34:42 Post No.47996481
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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:34:42 Post No.47996481 [Report]

WITNESS YOUR GROOOOM

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:36:02 Post No.47996505
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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:45:30 Post No.47996646
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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:45:30 Post No.47996646 [Report]

>>47994374
Bloodletters are red,
Blue horrors are blue,
I am Araghast the Pillager,
I will pillage you.

>tfw captcha wants me to pick flowers

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:46:13 Post No.47996656
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>>47996505

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:49:54 Post No.47996714
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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:49:54 Post No.47996714 [Report]

>>47994374
>Is that a multimelta in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:52:30 Post No.47996745
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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:52:30 Post No.47996745 [Report]

Blood Angels are red
Ultramarines are blue
My love for the Emperor
Is second only to you

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 22:56:59 Post No.47996814
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>>47996745
>love to the Emperor
>second to anything

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Anonymous 2016-06-27 23:43:22 Post No.47997513
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Anonymous 2016-06-27 23:43:22 Post No.47997513 [Report]

>>47996814
Really, anon should have said something like "Is just above you" or something.

>"I'm from Catachan, let's fuck."

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 00:50:23 Post No.47998618
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 00:50:23 Post No.47998618 [Report]

>>47997513
Sex with a catachan woman: like fist fighting a lictor, only your erection has a purpose.

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 00:51:34 Post No.47998643
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 00:51:34 Post No.47998643 [Report]

>>47998618
>like fisting a lictor, only the other side actually enjoys it.

FTFY

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Anonymous 2016-06-28 02:06:08 Post No.47999890
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Anonymous 2016-06-28 02:06:08 Post No.47999890 [Report]

>>47996443
no thanks, i'm not into anal