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>GM introduced a 1000 year old vampire
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>>47991691
Wish the vampire a happy birthday (deathday?).
>>47991691
Why don't you use your 1000 year old dragon-loli PC to squish them with earth magic?
Is it a loli one? If it's a grown up vampire then no problem.
>>47991720
https://youtu.be/H3a5pFbpjSY
>>47992034
In hindsight our GM really shouldn't have let us run a party entirely made up of ancient dragon loli pcs.
Does the vampire know it is 1000 years old? Or a vampire? I mean, we forget alot of things that happened 5, 10, 20 years ago. 1000 years? Tri asking the vampire "how was your year 342?".
Make the vampire aloof, not caring. What can touch him/her anymore except staying alive. Why is he/she alive?
Or is it from player's point of view? Try to find out what the vampire wants. Most likely its lying about being ancient.
>>47991691
*sigh*
"stake, heart/heart, steak
Just like that"
- Tomosiv Kooperski, renowned vampire hunter and fez enthusiast
>>47992119
>>47991691
>GM has a 1000 year old vampire oneshot your settings' god
>motherfucker looks like sephiroth
>you can almost hear him saying "nothing personal"
>>47993574
lost my pic there
>>47992743
-Anon, renowned cock enthusiast
I wish my game had that kind of character. It's always just human male fighter with my GM. And none of them are even cool.
>>47991691
But is it male or female?http://exhentai.org/g/824077/78a64258d6/
>>47992119
>>47993601
>Being a vamp sympathizer.
How'd you like Twilight you cuck.
>>47992119
Do you have an old caretaker dragon? Maybe his stats will cause the vampire to die of laughter.
>>47993595
that isn't edgy Sorin is clearly distraught over his actions in that art. edgy characters usually act disaffected and above it all.
>>47994717
I hate kids, but pictures of anime children make me want to become a father.
>>47995920
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>>47998011
I unironically believe that greentext is amazing. Based AmeriBro would be an interesting character to play too.
>>47998090
Are you intentially letting out the part where he's going to take her prisoner amd possibly horribly rape her? After scouting the building, corraling everyone in a single room, killing those who resist and raping those who don't?
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>>47998254
>Meets a "Chinese" schoolgirl
>Confirms she's not a commie
>Gives her a hamburger
>Somehow this same person is going to kill and rape the rest of the school
>>47992034
Edna isn't a dragon
>>48000736
JESUS CHRIST I didn't know that fang bullshit existed outside the fucking /sug/!
Also, Edna could be a dragon.
>>47998254
Anon he was there to bring freedom and liberation to the Chinese. Stow that talk of raping little girls, what are you some kind of pedo Ruskie?
Feel kind of bad when I introduced a trap.
>Rolled a paladin NPC
>Roll God, Cyric God of Lies
>Roll for some side interests to build character around, first thing is a flaw for Cross dressing
The roll gods handed it to me. I thought it'd be funny. They still think it's my fetish.
>>47995920
I want tofeedthe loli.
>>47991691
Dude, run. Now.
Had a DM that send in all the... what are they? Touhou girls? one was a ghost posessing a robot? One was a vampire. One was locked in a box and anulls all magic. Freaky fucking shit. And the game went to pot. Seriously, get the fuck out. Save yourself.
>>47995920
>not loving kids
>>48001676
What.
>>48001876
He loves his kids.
The 1000 year old vampire is secretly only like 12
>>47991691
>GM gave me help
Send a 1000 year old vampire.
>>48001676
>character eyes get derpier and derpier with each generation
>>48002281
Physically. He loves his kids physically.
>>48002497
just a kid and some basic illusions
>>48000861
/sug/?
I kind of want to credit the origins of that picture to the picture of the bat getting its head brushed and maybe some kind of toothbrushing fetish that exists. Thought it may have also been influenced by the scene from Nisemonogatari, but apparently that picture is two years older, unless the scene was also present in the light novel.
Edna could become a dragon, just like all seraphim could if I understand it correctly.
>>48002934
That scene from Nisemonogatari is itself indulging in a toothbrushing fetish, which absolutely exists.
>>48002559
this, I'm dying
>>47991691
your GM is a pandering hack.
>>48001042
>introduce trap npc
>think it might've weirded them out
>A few sessions later
>the fuckers find and convince him to put on a sundress
I keked pretty hard.
>>48003529
>>48002559
>>48001676
>inbreeding
>>48002992
Makes sense, I can actually kind of see the appeal.
This was definitely inspired by Nisemonogatari. Sort of wondering what other fetishes Monogatari may have catered to besides the aforementioned and feet, anime at least catered to the latter.
>>48002497
that was an almost interesting manga. did they ever finish it?
>>48004024
He lost his publisher and had to continue it as a doujin, don't know whether he actually ended it though.
>>47991691
Why not just diablerize the bitch? It's what Iwould do.
>>48004618
That's your answer to everything, Dough.
>>47991691
We're playing fucking Battletech
What are you doing
>>48004721
MAKING IT BETTER, CLIVE. I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD GET ME.
>>48004746
Just because you don't like where the Jihad went doesn't give you the excuse to ruin the universe
>>48004721
>when the sun hits the junkyard just right
>>47991691
How a thousand year old vampire looks isn't really important. What is important is how they act.
If it's generic anime loli behavior, impale your GM on a stake and go to war with the Ottomans. Otherwise, if actual effort is put into making the character act like someone who only looks young, I'd entertain the concept.
>>48004721
Fucking lost my shit laughing.
>>47993595
It's just something about the scene and their poses and expressions that's hilariously teen. What's the context, anyway?
>>47992035
Is it a grown up one? If it's a loli vampire then no problem.
So the vampire would have been about 40 or 50 at the time of the battle of Hastings.
And then a couple of weeks ago he would have seen England declare independence from European oppressors again.
>>48005004
Sorin (the Sephiroth-looking vampire dude) is forced to kill his angel waifu/daughter that he made to protect the people of his home plane from other vampires and werewolves after she goes crazy and goes on a "smite ALL THE THINGS!" rampage.
>>47991691
>>GM introduced a 1000 year old vampire
But that's a good thing!
Imagine: a hobo with a shotgun hunts the dreaded 1000-year old Vampire who stole the hobo's garden gnomes and peed on the hobo's lawn.
Bam! Instant Oscar! Maybe even Pulitzer!
>>48002934
>I kind of want to credit the origins of that picture to the picture of the bat getting its head brushed
The brushy-brushy meme has nothing to do with Fangshit!
>>47991691
use a nuke, nukes solve everything.in the event the nuke doesn't work add more nukes until the problem is solved or the world is destroyed in which case the problem is also solved.
>>48001876
I've heard it's that he developed some way for viable pregnancy at like 2 years old. The fucked up thing is that's only a trimmed off part of a much larger family tree chart that covers even more debauchery.
Really, the entire family tree probably should be burned from top to bottom, for the sake of any innocents remaining in it to be freed.
>>48006999
>the hobo's lawn
>>47998254
Folks, do yourselves a favor; don't let your daughters go to college.
>>48006417
This fucking film might have actually been one of the better comedies and certainly one of the better vampire movies I've seen in the last decade.
It's exactly what would result if your PCs tried to form an all-vampire party
>>48003867
Iincestyou see the entire family tree.
>>48008530
It was actually just a grass lot near where he parks his shopping cart but he called it his lawn, damn it.
>>47991691
I would prefer a great red wyrm dracolich
>>47991691
There's no issues. Just send some exorcists or some depressed nip and your problem will be solved.
>>47991691
a 1000 year old vampire....
>Was the character introduced Ironically?
>>48008674
New Zealand like to add two things to a concept: Domestic Violence and Comedy/Horror.
>>47991691
Fire, fucking fire, not because I dislike loli vampires (especially not blonde ones) but because I don't trust my GM for a damn second.
>>48015862
Proper response with excellent reasoning by an anon with startlingly good taste
>>48001676
The legend himself.
>>48004808
Loli vampires, the lesser known threat unleashed during the Jihads.
>>48015862
Of course you should fight loli vampires with fire. You should fight EVERYTHING with fire.
>>48015980
What about Fire Elementals?
>>48016300
Fire solves all problems. If fire isn't solving your problem, you aren't using enough fire.
>>48016823
>This is how Genasi happen
